All language subtitles for Operation Mantis

Hail Mary full of grace.
What is today's password?

When the birds fly low,
it's cold as hell.

You're in the heart of the building.

From here orders are given
to the entire world.

We have an absolutely perfect
information web.

Follow me.

These letters are the
abbreviation for...

International Action
Against Terrorism

In Spanish Accione Internacional
Contra El Terrorismo

This ultra secret organization
was developed by...

...the free countries of
the world.

Its mission is to thwart every
act of terrorism on the planet.

You can now use your cameras.

And now if you'll be kind enough,
we'll move on to section B.

Where I'll show you where we
torture terrorists.

Incorrect... there are still
dust particles on the screen.

You're getting bad,Hal...
you've become too spoiled.

Where are you going tonight,
Mari Pepi?

I don't have to explain anything to you.

You don't need to know, Hal

Good day,Mr Alfa.

There's nothing good
about this day.

Yesterday in Candanch�,
Agent Delta 3 was assassinated.

That's horrible.. Wasn't she under
cover as a high profile model?

Exactly... We classified her
as Miss Photogenic.

She was the prettiest secret
agent in the galaxy.

Her assassination confirms
our suspicions.

We must act immediately...
I need three agents... the best.

We'll leave the selection
to our computer.

Insert all the available
information into Hal,

- ... regarding training and ability.
- Yes.

- Those criminals will be sorry.
- No!

- We'll blow them to pieces.
- Don't light it! No!

Major Sam Stevenson
North American.

World wrestling champion,
ex-combat soldier in Vietnam.

A mercenary in Africa
and the Middle East.

Marcello Antonelli, an Italian.

A designer. Ten years in
Houston�s space suit department,

used by NASA astronauts.

He joined this organization in 1981

Allyson Love, champion in
swimming, tennis and track.

Her godfather, a friend of her dad,
is the famous James Bond.

She joined in 1982...
code name "The Body".

Damn machine!
You're cheating.

Correct. I was programmed
by the CIA secret Service.

I'm programmed to play dirty.

Well.. I can play dirtier than you.

Come in.

Mission completed, boss.

Did you find all three?

Send them in

And call for a technician
in cybernetics.

At your orders.

Come in.

Agent Allyson Love

- Major Sam Stevenson
- Marcella Antonelli,sergeant.

At ease.
Take a seat.

An attempt against you?

I did it shaving...

besides, it's none of your business.

Have you heard of
Galaxy fashions?

It's a collection of women�s clothing.

The most spectacular
of the century.

Exactly...
Here's the paperwork.

This man is Narisa Tashi
The creator of Galaxy Fashions.

It seems to be, he achieves the
amazing print of his textiles,

using an ancestral oriental formula,
which he keeps absolutely secret.

Every international spy has
tried to discover his secret.

I read in a magazine... Tashi has
an enormous life insurance policy.

You bet he has...
I believe it's for 7 million dollars

He has bodyguards protecting him
day and night

Access to Tashi is as difficult
as Ronald Reagan�s desk drawer.

Our agent Delta 3 got to him...
and then she died.

Oh God... poor Katrina...

- she was so educated.
- Did you know her?

We joined the organization
together...

We were partners
at the training camp.

- She was professional and
a good person. - Just like you.

That's why you're
the perfect substitute.

Starting tomorrow, Allyson Love
will be the new Delta.

Come in.

- The cybernetic technicion,Mr Alfa.
- Send him in.

Come in

Good afternoon, gentlemen...

I'm sorry for being late.
I'm the computer technician.

CIA,KGB and FBI are my
most trusted clients.

My service is very expensive,
but very efficient.

I'll have your equipment
humming like new.

I want you to disconnect that
monster for a couple of days.

- Incapacitate, is that right?
- Totally.

What is my mission,Mr Alfa?
To discover the formula?

Yes,yes. That was the original
objective of Delta 3.

But once she was hooked,
she discovered something more.

- What's that?
- I don't know.

She was about to tell us
when she was killed.

Who did it?

- We believe it was the work of Kong.
- Kong?

Kong...

Ladies and gentlemen..
before you is the World Champion.

Undefeated for five years...
The genius of wrestling...

Sam Stevenson

The Steel Angel...
Weighing in at 200 pounds.

And over here...
a human wall.

A brutal fighter.

Fighting for the title...
Kong the Destroyer.

Kong with the Arm of Death.

Weighing in at 290 pounds.

I want a clean match...
no dirty fighting allowed.

Now go to your corners.

He'll see.

Face to face!

Come closer.

Kong?

Yes,kong.
Major Stevenson, you know him.

He's not a human...
he's a killing machine.

Even machines have a point
of extermination.

I have a score to settle
with that beast.

Here's your opportunity...
to settle all accounts

...served to you on a platter.

I like what's on the platter...
but I prefer seafood.

At the current cost of seafood,

the organization would rather
pay you with a long vacation.

Besides you need to
watch your body.

Yes, now that I think about it,
that man isn't worth anything.

Who is the man who says such
things about you?

- Dangerous?
- Very much.

- Then take care of him.
- With pleasure.

I will destroy him
with my infinite power.

Just use the minimum effort...
you're not.

I'm sorry.

Mr. Alfa, I�ll capture that gorilla,
and send him to the zoo.

That's the word of an
honorable mercenary.

And you,Sgt Antonelli

You will infiltrate as a fashion designer
working for Galaxy Fashions.

And you expect them to hire me
just like that?

The next show will be the day
after tomorrow,here,in Madrid.

We'll be playing on home turf.

It won't be hard to introduce you
and Ms Allyson into their organization.

- Don't worry about the details.
- And me?

- Here is your press pass.
- Sam Nelson, journalist.

Specializing in Women's magazines.

They can check your articles in
Vogue,Elle,Cosmopolitan and Garbo.

You guys cover everything.

Your first job is to
interview this woman.

An authentic beauty
Jacqueline Genet

As you can see...
there's nothing wrong with her.

Is she the widow of the
Greek millionaire, Stavros?

Exactly.. the fifth biggest
fortune in the world.

She sponsors Galaxy Fashions.

You Stevenson, have a lunch
appointment with Jacqueline.

- Oh yes, where?
- In Athens.

Do you like moussaka?

Yes, but I'd rather have
a good beer and pretzels.

No. Don't do it. Please.

Don't you know...
that hurts me.

I love your apartment...

It's so simple... but it
brings back many memories.

Yes. Yes. A little apartment...

- While you cheated on me in Beirut.
- Don't be so jealous.

Jasmine Novaleska was only
a work partner.

- You hurt me a lot.
- You've always been special to me.

The more you lie...
the more you hurt me.

I love making love to you..

You could alter the patterns
on clothing.

In the Valentina number
you were superb.

But listen... when I come back
from Greece...

I'll surprise you with
a Humphrey Bogart.

Athens, April 3rd 1 pm

Mrs. Stavros, I�m very honored that
you accepted my lunch invitation.

Please, just call me Jacqueline.

I hate using my husband's
last name as a calling card.

Do you also hate your
husband's fortune?

Touche,journalist. Touch�.

You know how to take a hit.
That means you have class.

My dear friend, you don't look
like a journalist.

You look too smart for that job.
Am I right?

You don't look like a
millionaire widow, either.

- Not what I expected.
- Oh no?

What type of millionaire
widow did you expect?

That... I'll tell you later.
Let's have a toast.

- For what?
- Let's not look far... to us.

Very good

- To us.
- To us.

Excuse me.. Are you
Marquesa de Andrade?

Yes... that's me.
And who are you?

- I am Marcella Antonelli.
- Oh... the famous comedian?

- Designer, madam. A designer.
- I am Marquesa de Andreda

I organized the fashion scene
here in Spain.

Please have a seat.
Oh,what a relief.

You don't know how impatiently
I've been waiting for you.

I'm all alone... trying to organize
a new show.

There are so many details

But now, with you by my side,
everything will be fine.

Doesn't Mr. Tashi supervise the
models personally?

That's what I thought.

But since he arrived, the day
before yesterday,

he hasn't moved from
his bedroom.

He's a very strange man.

These are times for
very strange men.

Please Mr. Antonelli... would you
like to come with me?

What? Oh yes.

Don't worry,
I'm right behind you.

Come in Marcello... I'll show
you to your bedroom.

- Good afternoon.
- Good day.

Good afternoon... very good...

- Ms Rhythm and Ms Sport.
- Yes.

They're a bit skinny,
don't you think?

I think all women should
follow the classic fashions...

Remember how the women used
to look, painted by the Masters?

Oh,but of course.

For example, the painting "Disgrace"
An authentic piece of art.

Come on in.
Here it is, Marcello

Here is your room, right
in front of mine.

How lucky... maybe we can
play a little bit.

I think we could play some
very interesting games.

I must leave you now. But tonight
I'll see you in my room at midnight.

I'll have Champagne ready.

Men take such advantage
of beautiful women.

I don't know what I'm doing here. I always
thought hotel rooms were too cold.

Nobody forced you to come.

I have a strange attraction
for unexpected things.

What can I do to help you?

That's up to you.
I'll accept any idea.

At this moment I only have one.

Come here beautiful.
Come to mama. Come here.

I receive no visitors at this time.

It's me, Allyson.

You scared me.
I thought it was someone else.

We have to get into Tashi's
room, no matter what.

I'm sure he's the clue
to this whole ordeal.

Nobody has seen him
since he arrived.

Plus there are guards at his
door, day and night.

- There's only one way to reach him.
- How?

By getting on the roof through
Marquesa's bedroom.

Mama Mia!

And how do you propose
getting into that seal's bedroom?

- You'll do it for me.
- Me? How?

By seducing
Marques de Andrade.

No...

- Your time is up!
- No!

- Don't kill him.
- Mantis gave me firm orders.

I'll deal with Mantis.

I hope you know what you're
doing,Mrs Stavros.

- Yes. Who is it?
- Your Latin Lover.

I've counted the minutes.
The seconds.

Touch here.
Do you feel anything?

Yes, size 48 D.

That's the rhythm of my chest

No difference between
cannons and heartbeats.

I'm all yours.
Do whatever you want.

It's so hot!

Perhaps some special Dom
from 1927? My fantasy.

You are so impetuous.

You must be that way...
you're Italian, it�s in your blood.

Champagne for my Marcello.
Tell me whatever you want.

- To us.
- To us...

This tastes terrible.

Keep your hands to yourself.

Marcello, why are you
treating me like this?

Because you're an octopus...

You're going to ruin it by
touching me so much.

Don't take my good nature this way.

I'm single and inexperienced...
plus, I�m an old man.

I don't care Marcello.
I don't care. I want you!

Narisa..
Narisa!

They drugged me.

Well, I hope this will convince
Professor Tashi of the danger he's in.

- You see? An ear.
- An ear.

A well earned trophy, friend.
He was stepping on enemy ground.

Maybe he won't be able
to listen so good anymore.

- What did you say?
- Nothing, nothing important.

You're so big you scare me.
Sit down.

Yes. Whatever you say.

I am going to send Mrs. Stavros
to Kyoto, to deliver this present.

- And Stevenson?
- I'm going to re-program him.

- He could be very helpful to our cause.
- That was not our agreement!

I don't bargain with men,
I simply use them.

There's only a few days left
until I have in my power,

the biological weapon that will
eliminate the male sex

from the face of the Earth.
Only 200 selected males,

will have the privilege
to live as sperm donors,

in the new order,
established by Matriarka.

After that, nothing will go wrong.

Here are a few of the candidates.

If you want to stay in the elite 200

You must obey me...
no questions asked.

I have the privilege of introducing
Ms Harriet Anderson.

Norwegian 21 years old,
Miss Bikini.

Our second model, we welcome
Ms Lolita Ramos.

Maracaibo Venezuela.
she's 19, Miss Caribbean.

You will agree with us,
Miss Caribbean is explosive.

We Yankees always find
a solution for everything.

Especially those of us who read
Reader's Digest.

That's it, and now...
the fireworks.

I hope it works!

And now I'll make myself invisible.

Good morning Major Stevenson.

As you can see, your tricks
are no good.

We captured you with no problem.

Poor idiot... trying to escape
from Matriarka.

Matriarka? What is that?
A taco?

Listen, we know each other, right?

Don't worry about that now.
We have lots of work to do.

Where am I?
What are you doing with me?

Too many questions, Major.

To start... I can tell you,
this is a Re-program Room.

You're going into a session
which will change your ideas.

Your morals, your objections.

I see.. you're going to
brainwash me.

The members of your sex
are so stupid.

Among all of you, there�s
nothing but dumb beasts.

Look, Professor Ed Goldstein
from Columbia University.

The most brilliant mathematician
of this century.

A genius comparable
only to Einstein.

Carlo Piassi,undisputed
international tennis champion.

He beat McEnroe, and he's
a finalist with Guillermo Vilas,

In the tournament held by
the princess Caroline of Monaco.

Nobel prize winner
for literature,Milos Veitga.

He's the superb master with words.

With these, we can bring it
together for the cause.

They, just like you, resisted
the re-programming.

But now they realize we are right.

Soon they will be
worshipping Matriarka.

Truthfully, I�d rather worship you.
You look gorgeous.

You're so macho, and stupid!

Enough playing around...
start the treatment.

You will soon see what pain is.

And now, our latest acquisition
Miss Allyson Kelly.

24 years old, from Britain.
She's Miss Congeniality.

What a beauty, Miss Marquesa.
What a beauty.

She's the most beautiful.
Your best model, No doubt.

Mr. Antonelli, you sound like
you're watching a football team.

Football team? What would they
want with someone like me?

Alright,girls since today is
the first presentation,

I have some presents for you,

given to us by the famous
cosmetics company Patchouli.

Mr. Antonelli, please get
the gifts for the girls.

Of course, right now...
Mrs. Marquesa.

What horror!
A dead body in the closet!

It's my servant.
And she's dead!

Dead. Totally dead.
She's very cold.

I'm fainting.
Fainting.

Don't faint Marquesa, please.

She fainted. Fainted.
I guess she fainted.

I'm sorry, Ronald...

But the tricks you taught me in
the CIA are not working.

I'll have to dig into my
spiritual reserves.

They come from my mother,
who was very religious.

I'm sure I will be alright
at the end of the trance.

Horrible. Horrible.
For this to happen to me

I've led a good life..
and I voted democratic.

Mrs. Marquesa, in this residence,

it's obvious strange things
are happening... very strange.

Elementary, don�t you think?

No doubt,commisioner.
No doubt.

There are strange people
in this house.

And nobody knows what
they're doing here.

- Elementary, don�t you think?
- Whatever you say.

We'll keep an eye on everyone.

You need to watch who comes in
and goes out. Identify everyone.

We'll do it together,
Mr. Commissioner. We'll do it.

- Narisa. Narisa...
- Who are you?

A friend. Hurry up...
we must get out of here.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Hide here.

The pillow saved me.

Come on. Come on.
Before anyone sees us.

- The ambulance got here.
- Finally.

They're getting better.

This time it only took
3 hours and 15 minutes.

You know, I�m allergic
to paramedics.

I don't know why.
But I am.

How are we going to get out of here?
They'll recognize us.

I don't think so.
We'll change our clothes.

Yes. But to what?

I don't care. We can dress
as anything. Don't worry..

- I'm the one with the brains here.
- We'll see.

Dear students, today
we'll study lesson 96.

Plan for a hard test...
but be very practical.

Here is a male specimen.

After a few experiments, we�re
finally getting somewhere.

Please pay attention to
the professor.

First we have
a muscular evaluation.

The chains he's wearing
are made of steel.

We'll see how far his strength
can take him.

Try hard man.

The specimen is small,
but he's very strong.

You, Sadoka,

whip him a couple of times...
let's see about his stamina.

It's great. It's great.

Enough. Enough.
The specimen has great resistance.

Proceed to the last test.

Kissing and caressing..

This is the most difficult test.

He might have good sperm...
I like his reactions.

We'll see how he handles
the sexual test.

Sit down, Major Stevenson.

You've had a very agitating morning.

Let's see what you learned today,
my dear friend.

The world is dominated by men.

And men will take the earth
to its ultimate destruction.

Man is inferior, childish,
ultraviolent...

and does not have healthy
brain waves.

Women are superior...

They are mature, very smart,
and sufficient...

- What is Matriarka, Sam?
- The definitive feminine organization.

By copying the laws of nature it is
correct that women should rule the earth.

They should take over the world
and abolish men.

How will Matriarka finally triumph?

Thanks to the work of
Professor Toshiro Tashi.

He created a special virus
which infects only males.

With that, men will disappear
from the map.

And machismo will die forever.

Matriarka, under the laws of Mantis...

will introduce a new social order
to this planet.

That's how I like it, Sam.
That's how I like it.

I see you're a well disciplined boy.

I will install a new social order,
with a place for you.

Take him to the room for
sexual evaluation.

After the exams, you must start
studying the Green Book of codes.

Stop. Stop.

Come on. Let's go.

Pass him the vase.

To the examination room.

For our test today,
we've selected five members,

experts in sexual techniques.

Mennet,she worked as a prostitute
for Madame Claude in Paris.

Mary Ann McAndrews,
from Los Angeles.

She worked as a stripper in
Las Vegas.

She was thrown out of her
country for public scandal,

and corruption of elderly men.

They arrested her for turning
tricks in Disneyland.

Gina Margareta,
from Napoli.

Her beauty caused a brawl
between two mafia gangs

which, in 1983 ended
in a bloody massacre

in San Pedro plaza, near
the Vatican.

Suzy Wong, from Thailand.

She contributed to the defeat
against the USA in Viet Nam,

by giving 14,623 marines
venereal disease.

That's humorous.

That's very enterprising.

Now for the evaluation team.

On the screen
you'll see the phallic scale.

From 1 to 4 means the subject
is incapable of ejaculation.

From 5 to 7 is the minimum
requirements.

From 7 to 8 is a little better.

From 8 to 9,
he's a super stud.

And 10,
he's just a dream...

Emergency! Emergency!

Stop. SOS.

Thanks to Mary..

- Good afternoon, sisters of God.
- Good afternoon, children of God.

How can we help you?

We had an accident, can you
give us a push to Madrid?

No problem, brother.
No problem.

- A progressive nun,eh?
- I'm charmed.

- We've been waiting for you.
- For me?

- We're in luck.
- Surprise!

He's outrageous!

- Sam?
- At your order, my Mantis.

Sam! What a disaster.

What a way to start a day.

Maybe I should play the Lotto.

Hello.

Hail Mary, full of grace.
What's the password today?

We should all take
yellow flowers to Mary.

Son, I think you forgot
your deodorant today.

- I stepped in some dog shit!
- Good God, my son.

Perhaps the sidewalk in front
of the church should be cleaner.

Now you are in our power...

Matriarka gives the orders.

And we obey without question.

We must eliminate Mr. Alfa.

But I...
I love him.

Now you only love Matriarka.

Can I kill somebody else?

For example,
could I kill Mr. Ochoa?

Good morning Mr. Alfa.

- You are?
- Security.

- Your name?
- Toby,Sir.

What are your credentials?

I've been at war for over
two years,

I was head of the CIA in
Central America,1881-1982

We escaped after the government
collapse in Peru.

Any problems with the police, son?

I've had problems with the police.
I did time for corruption of minors, sir.

- Are you a homosexual?
- Not yet, sir.

- Or a communist?
- Of course not, sir.

At ease, Toby.

Congratulations. Men like you
are fundamental for the system.

Too bad you're a negro.

- Good morning, Mr. Alfa.
- Good morning.

It's a splendid day.

- By the way... Get me some lotto tickets.
- Yes sir.

Good morning.

You don't have
a happy face today.

Let's look at the news.

Car race in Bilbao.
Well..

Great success predicted by
the Manager of Commerce.

The Americans will not buy
our breakfast.

Instead of eating oatmeal,
they are eating more donuts.

Due to the situation, merchants now
don't regret making better donuts

for their business.

Savage attempt against an
ultra secret agent.

It's really bad, if this keeps up,

I'll be the only one left
in this organization.

Your head massages
are wonderful, Mari Pepi.

But the tickling is killing me.

Here's a gift for you, Number 1.

Yes, three magnificent examples,
Kong. Congratulations.

You again?
You won't get away with this.

You'll never get away with this plan.

My father will never work with you.

I repeat:
You won't get away with it.

Oh no? And who will stop me?

Somebody who hasn't relinquished
his super powers.

- Somebody who will destroy
all your plans - Yes?

Bring the man in here. Hurry.

Are you, perhaps,
talking about Major Stevenson?

Sam!

- Kneel down!
- This is absurd.

Please, Sam. What's wrong with you?
What have they done?

It's useless, don�t even try.

Your friend is now under
my control.

Every one of his cells is ready
to respond to my commands.

Don't trust him.
He's very smart.

Sam,Sam,my friend,
wake up! Don't you know me?

It's Marcello!
Marcello Antonelli, Remember me.

Sam make him shut up!

You're a monster!

Take that woman to the chamber
for re-programming.

I'll give further orders later.

- And these two?
- Easy,Kong,don't get anxious.

We need Narisa alive,
and under control.

Take him out of here.

Eliminate whoever gets in your way.

And that one?

Take him to the chromosome tester.

It will be fun to conduct
experiments on him.

You'll never get away with this!

Department of re-programming

Listen carefully, I�m sending Sam
with a delicate associate.

I want to use Allyson Love
as a human bomb.

A kamikaze in the service
of Matriarka.

After that massage, do you
know what I'd like?

A good cigar.

No! You can't smoke that!

- What are you doing, Mari Pepi?
- Saving your life.

- What was that?
- An explosion.

- I was trying to kill you.
- You?

He made me do it!

The other day you hired someone
to fix the computer, remember?

Well, an enemy agent disguised
as a technical repair woman.

- I remember, yes.
- She altered Hal's program.

Now it only receives orders from
terrorists know as Matriarka.

Mr. Alfa must be eliminated.

- My God!
- What's going on?

My self destruction program
has been activated.

It's been activated!

We're all going to Hell. This machine
will blow like a nuclear reactor.

8... 7... 6...

Half the city will blow up!

Ecologists won't ever talk
to me again.

3...

Don't you know the password
to deactivate it?

How could I know
a enemy password?

I have an idea!

Auto destruction has been
deactivated.

Mari Pepi, you made my day.
I congratulate you.

It's a pleasure to be back with AIIT,
a democratic organization.

Thank you,Mari Pepi.
I owe you my life.

You don't have to thank me,

I've always been secretly
in love with you.

I don't know why.

The reason is obvious. I am an
elegant man, attractive, intelligent,

refined and educated at Oxford.

But no...

You shouldn't think about this.
You know how it goes.

Articles 78 and 79.

A relationship between two
agents is forbidden at IAAT.

The person that wrote
that article, doesn't have any idea

of what goes on in a woman's heart.

No idea.

Don't touch me.
I don't want to see you.

They're watching us,
be very careful.

Don't worry, because nobody
can beat a man of action.

Nobody can beat a man of action.
A military man!

Don't you see what this
guy is doing?

It's a shame. People nowadays
don't have any education.

This program is interrupted
due to technical difficulties.

People in Central Control
are going nuts.

Come on. Switch off close circuit
and put on something else.

With this cologne
ESSENCE OF THE DEVIL

Your man will be irresistible.

I'm so irresistible.

My nose is blocked up.
I can't breathe.

I've been taking medicine
with no result.

You can't believe anything
you see on television.

Oh well, maybe I'll try this one.

Hey! This really works.

This elixir is so great.

Cure whatever ails you,
with Rasputin Medicine.

Now you can talk.

I don't want to talk.
I don't trust you anymore.

You would be a terrible spy.
You don't understand anything.

They tried to re-program me.

It was a bad experience.
I had to use every technique,

yoga relaxation, and prayers
my mother taught me.

including astrological equations.

But in the end, I beat the machine.

So what happened in the chamber?

That was all an act.
I want to unmask that woman.

And the best way to do it,
is to play her game.

I see. And what is she
planning on doing with me?

She's going to give you the
same treatment. Can you resist?

If you can do it, why can't I?
Stop being so macho, Sam.

I'm just talking, that�s all.

It wasn't the first time
I was tortured.

In Viet Nam,in Angola,
and in Uganda.

Uganda...

Only strong men survive
on this planet.

Men from the CIA cannot make it.
They are the weakest. Right?

You're sick, Kong. You'd sell
your mother for a dollar.

If the pay is good,
nothing else matters.

Plus, the ones in charge are...

What do you know about
the operation in Mogambo?

You go to hell, Snow White.

You son of a bitch!
To death's door for you.

You're going to like what
we do to you.

Merry Christmas,Mr Stevenson.

It's better than sliced bread...
better than bread...

It's horrible what they did to you.

It's still fresh in my memory.

But in Andorra, I got
an amazing transplant,

and I've been happy ever since.

I don't doubt it.
Don't worry,darling,I'll resist.

I'll tell you how.

- Allyson,what is that?
- It's morphine.

I just have to put it in my mouth.

And I'll be in a trance
like a zombie.

I'll be asleep, while the rest of
the world thinks I'm awake.

Well girl...

I'm sorry I had to hit you earlier.

Sam,I was so scared. I was
convinced you were one of them.

Hopefully,this nightmare
will end soon.

When it's over, I�m taking
a vacation.

I have a house by the beach,
where I can enjoy fishing.

I need somebody to bait
the hooks. Interested?

That's the most honest
proposition I've ever heard.

KYOTO... YOU ALREADY KNOW
IT'S IN JAPAN

- At your service.
- Professor Tashi?

Yes. Come in, please.

- I could also call the police.
- But you won't.

If my people don't hear from us
within three hours,

your son will be executed.

Convince yourself. You have
no choice but to co-operate with us.

Give us the new gas.

If you do it, I�ll assure you,
that you and your son,

will escape the extermination
of the males.

Very good.
I'll do what you say.

I hope so.

Can you wait outside for
a few minutes?

I trust you, professor.
You seem to be very serious.

Close the screen.

You aren't going to play
us for fools.

- I want the damn formula.
- I don't have the formula.

I didn't travel all this way
to see a Hara-Kiri show.

Do you understand?
I'm counting to three.

1... 2...

Professor Tashi's assistant
Yoko has the formula.

Where can I find her?

She's at the Grand Hotel
preparing the fashion show.

Yoko is the girlfriend of
the professor's son.

I came from far away
to talk with you.

I won't tolerate any nonsense.

Hansa sent me.

He said you were the only one
who could tell me what I need.

If you don�t, your boyfriend
will pass to another life.

I'll do whatever you say.
But please, don�t hurt him.

Hello.

What took you so long?

- What's wrong?
- The game is over, sister.

Your brainwashing didn't
work on me.

He-men from Minnesota
are always hard headed.

- What are you saying?
- It's time for the truth.

I talked to you about it
in Athens, remember?

No, I don't understand, Sam.

I don't understand you either.

Why are you involved in that
gang of killers for Matriarka?

- Who is Mantis?
- I don't know.

Nobody knows.
She's a cruel woman.

She made me do it. She used
my money for her plans.

Believe me, please.
You must believe me.

Today you were responsible for
the death of an innocent man.

What could I do?

She would've killed me,
if I hadn't found the formula.

I believe you, and I understand.
But now you must help me.

I'll do whatever you tell me.

Why don't you want me?

The last time we got romantic,
I ended up in a cell.

She made me do it, I swear.

She uses everything
and everybody,

- just like your friend.
- Allyson?

Yes, tomorrow afternoon,
during a fashion show,

- at the house of
Marquesa de Andrade - Continue.

- Allyson will be there with them.
- Oh, yes?

Yes. But she'll have a bomb
hidden in her jewels.

It will blow up everyone
at the ceremony.

That explosion will make the
whole world aware of Matriarka.

I must warn Allyson.

They'll have her locked up
until the last minute.

- I must inform my boss.
- Mr. Alfa? That's not possible.

He was assassinated
this morning in his office.

We must to stop that crime.

We're going to Madrid right now.

Look at her earrings.

Tomorrow, at a scheduled time,
each one of them will detonate

the high power micro-explosives
that are hidden inside.

Allyson love will blow through the air,

along with everyone else
within a radius of 100 meters.

This is the last stage of my job.

Marcello Antonelli
A hot Latin lover.

- Converted to a woman.
- You operated on him?

No, he still looks like a man.

But he thinks, feels, and acts,
like a woman.

- Voila!
- What voila?

What's the hurry? Where to?
I'm not ready yet.

Tomorrow we go back to
Marquesa de Andrade's house.

Marquesa is big and fat,
with a lot of money and...

don't you think so?
Oh,what a man...

- Haven't we met before?
- No no no...

I don't care.
Introduce him to me, darling.

Or perhaps, I�m not young enough
to be wasting my time.

This is Kong, my darling.

You're very hard.
And that weird arm?

Good evening,ma'am.

- What do you want with me?
- Maybe you remember me.

You came to my office a few
days ago. To fix my computer.

It hasn't been easy finding you.

You move very quickly,
like a professional ballerina.

Let's watch you escape now.

After all, you�re a woman.

Goddamn it, these feminists
are unbelievable.

This seems more like a play.
And we're the ones being played.

Guys...

I'm out of bullets.

Watch out, boss, it could
be a trick.

Take it easy, Flannigan,
I know women.

She's telling the truth.

It was nice knowing you.
I'll be going now.

Now why did you do that?
What is the statement?

INVITATION TO GALAXY
FASHION SHOW

MADRID. PALACE OF MONCLOA.
11 A.M.

LONDON.
OFFICE OF MRS THATCHER. 6:30 P.M.

MOSCOW
THE KREMLIN 5:35 A.M.

Oh my god, I�m going crazy.

Very important people are coming
and everything is only half finished.

Don't worry, the fashion show
will be great, Marquesa.

The rock group isn't here yet.

Maria Carmen and her puppets
aren't here either.

I should've hire Placido Domingo.
He's much more dependable.

It's still very early,
don't be so impatient, Marquesa.

The Stavros widow
was supposed to help me.

After all, she�s the one
who got me into this mess.

- Marcello, Marcello...
- Darling, this is crazy...

But, there�s no business
like show business.

I hope I'm still alive when
this show is over.

We'll both survive it together.
Alive, rich and famous.

Everyone else will be
dying from envy.

Who is this dead rat here?

Your suit is out of style,
but the tie looks very nice.

Wait. A poor person.

Here, take it all.

If he's poor,
there must be a reason.

Of course.
Of course, simpleton.

Just as you see him, he's
a beast in bed.

Wait a minute, Marcello.
Do you know where Sam is?

No. I don't know anything.

But I'm getting sick of
playing the Pink Panther.

Well, I�ll warn you...

- Anybody in there?
- Yes, you retard.

And there's no room
for anyone else.

Another poor bastard looking
for a castle of his own.

Well, what were you saying?

You were lucky the experiments
didn't really affect you.

Of course, but I took
3 shots of hormones.

Look how much sexual strength
I have, I�m a bull.

And speaking of bulls...

A real one just entered the scene.

Good luck, beautiful.

Where did you get those earrings?

They're mine, I think.

Hey,Hercules...

My good friend,
strong like Hercules.

- You'll be the rave of the party.
- I haven't had the pleasure.

You haven't and you never will.
I saw him first.

- Are you going to be in our show?
- I think so,ma'am.

Of course you are,
you'll be the hit of the show.

Come on, flex your muscles
so the lady can see. Do it!

Oh good god!

- So what do you think Marquesa?
- He's so... so...

I tell you.. I tell you,
he's the supermodel of the show.

Everything he has is tight,
but stretched.

This is my best idea since
I created FBI protective underwear.

My agent will hear about this.
He'll hear from me.

- Who would listen to you?
You're just a dead rat. - Oh!

Say something. Don't just
stand there like a statue.

Mr. Minister, good afternoon.
How is everything?

Mr. Karanovich,I'm sorry your boss
is sick with the flu.

It's all right,ma'am.
All right.

- Oh,Edgar Tofield,someday
I'll visit you in Berlin. - Yes.

- And who are you?
- I'm with the gentleman.

Secret Service,
we must be discreet.

We'll make ourselves invisible.

Excuse me.

Please, Mari Pepi,
where are your manners?

Oh,come on.

- Why did we stop here?
- I'm sorry, Major, this is the end.

How did you communicate
with her?

All I did was go to the
public bathroom,

and used my cellular phone
from my purse.

- Would you like to call your mother?
- You're Mantis, right?

Bingo!
Shoot him!

That bastard!
He escaped.

Now we must hurry
to the fat lady's party.

Hey! Stop! Please,
stop! please.

Why are you in the middle
of the road?

- What's wrong with you, friend?
- I'm in big trouble.

Calm down, or you'll die
from a heart attack.

Come on, let�s go.
He looks like a cop.

Hey guy's, I'll give you $20 if you
take me to this address,

and give me one of your
Punk outfits.

Wow! What a coincidence.

We're supposed to play
at this fat lady's party.

Then let's go. Hurry up.
Remember, rockers rule.

- Get in. Let's go.
- Watch your head.

Come on, wake up.
Your public are calling you.

I hope you act like a gentleman.

Your invitation,ma'am?

I'm the widow Stavros,
the promoter of this party.

Jacqueline darling..
you're finally here.

Can I see my show?

Darling, we almost had to
start without you.

How about the guests?

Excellent. Many people.
The cr�me de la cr�me.

- And you..
- Yes, ma'am?

If a well built man, with a
mustache, and in a maroon suit,

named Sam Stevenson arrives,
advise me at once.

- At your orders,ma'am.
- Let's go inside, darling.

- Monsieur la moustache.
- Are you talking to me?

- Yes
- Excuse me...

At your service, Scarlet Pimpernel.

- Your father!
- Watch your mouth!

Here is your speech.
Make it good.

Don't worry, my speech will
be very good.

Ok,go do your job.

Ruiz Mateos' Harvest, February 23rd
You fascist!...

- Enjoy it.
- To your health.

Attention, everyone.

We are going to start. Remember,
each group must follow its order.

Hey, play the piped music.

One moment please, one moment
ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to ask for your attention,

while I introduce to you, the woman
who made all this shit possible...

sorry, I mean...

who made this a reality.

I'm talking about a woman who is
altruistic and philanthragical.

- Is our turn now?
- Not yet, I'll let you know,

don't be annoying, I wonder if you're
so passionate for everything!

How exciting, my dear.

Jacqueline Genet Stavros.

- I've been waiting for you for years
- You? Waiting for me?

You're the woman of my life.

Rude, brute, you're gonna
hurt me with that coffee grinder.

Behave yourself, what will
the oriental civilization think?

And finally, the great creator,
the genius.

the fashion magician.
Narisa Tashi.

- Go fly a kite!
- Yes he's a nuisance in our lives.

Hey, a buddy. Wait, I'm going to get
a drink for you. Wait, wait...

Darling, I�m crazy for you.
Crazy...

Now, let your imagination fly...

Here begins Galaxy fashion.

First, the model "Nebula"

Step forward.
Now, the model "Galactic"

Samurai!
Samurai star in a green tone.

And now, an amazing model
of the first kind, "Sublimation",

and now "Universe",

Samurai,

Fantasy...

And now, ladies and gentleman,
for all of you: "milky way"

And to close, the most important model
a real jewel braided with 24 carat gold...

"Buddhist Dream"

And now to close the show,
we present some son of a whor...

Excuse me.

Son of Some Old Rockers...
Kamikaze Warriors

And now, how about a big
applause for all of them!

What do I do?

Just improvise,and enjoy
the audience.

Allyson you�re in danger..
Allyson, I�m your friend so listen.

You're wearing something
that could be explosive..

- I know that rocker.
- Which one?

The beefy one, my dear.
The beefy one.

Allyson you�re in danger..
Allyson, I�m your friend so listen.

Sam! Sam Stevenson!

I thought I was done with him!
That son of a bitch!

Come here. Pay attention to me.
Or leave

Come on. Hurry up.

Don't anybody panic.

Come on, do your performance.

Nothing here. Nothing here.

What's going on, Sam?

You're in danger, you�re wearing
some kind of bomb.

We've been looking for it.

Where could it be?
We haven't found anything.

Allyson Kelly...

- I've got to go out there.
- Allyson Kelly.

Take your dress off first.

I can't.
I've got to go out there first.

Allyson Kelly...
Miss Congeniality.

- Son of a bitch!
- She has a very beautiful body.

There's nothing here.
I must talk to Allyson.

She'll be back in a second.

If that guy hits you with his arm,
you'll be hurt for life.

Go upstairs and hide
in the bedroom.

First door on the left.

Where is he?
Where's he hiding?

- Who?
- Sam... Sam Stevenson.

All men are the same...

First you were hitting on me,
now it's someone else.

You're like all the rest.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it's snowing out there.

Merry Christmas.

I'm going to take a piss.

I forgive you, now leave.

And now, we present the new
models.. I mean.. sexy.

She'll grab everyone's attention
with the way she moves her body.

- It's me, Sam
- Sam!

Yes, your clown.

- Your earrings..
- What?

- Haven't you noticed those
two religious earrings? - What?

Take them off at once.
We have very little time.

I've been so stupid.
What should I do?

Give them to me.

What are you doing here?
Go upstairs and wait.

Marcello... It's me.
Sam, Sam Stevenson.

You go through costumes like
no one else.

First you were a rocker,
now you're a clown.

Very good, you�re an
authentic con-man.

Are you the same clown?
Or is your brother upstairs?

Sam Stevenson always
works alone.

Are you Sam Stevenson,
The Steel Angel?

Yes, you stupid giant.
Fight me again. The Steel Angel.

- Any time!
- Now, beautiful!

Don't worry.
Sam can defend himself.

Our lady, the Marquesa, has
gone all out.

She's even giving us wrestling.

Poor clown... he'll be destroyed.

Where are you going, Jacqueline?

I'm going out for fresh air.
I deplore watching violence.

You know I'm a member of
the Humane Society.

Blood! I want blood!

Damn that fat woman.
Even if she were Count Dracula.

The show's over,dollface.
You and I are leaving.

What's a woman like you doing
in a show like this?

It's not my fault you're
involved in this.

You are Mantis, right?
I won't let you take Allyson.

Just a minute!

Control yourself while
your friend and I leave.

Come on... you and I
are going on a trip. Walk!

I like the clown.
He knows how to defend himself.

Here... eat the explosives.

See how this all ends?
Incredible.

I knew our relationship was
impossible, you beast.

Where's Allyson?
Where is she?

Somebody saw her get in a taxi
with the widow of Stavros.

Jacqueline Genet took her.
Jacqueline is Mantis.

Oh..
Who would have thought that?

She's nice looking girl,
and she's my girlfriend.

Where could she be?

Don't worry, Major.
We'll soon locate that taxi.

Our Agent 00326X,who was
disguised as butler of the house.

He put a Japanese tracking device
in every car here today.

You'll be able to get your
girlfriend back.

Thank you,Mr Alfa

You're my hero, at the end of
the show I'm left owing thanks.

It's nothing,son,get the helicopter
and, collect the treasure.

Attention!
Evacuation of Matriarka.

I'm heading to hideout, 37

Once there, I�ll destroy
all the evidence.

I'll be there in exactly
30 minutes.

I'm requesting a helicopter.

Message recieved,Mantis.
Helicopter will be dispatched. Out.

You did very good.

But now we're going to rape you.
First the black guy. Then me.

- No. You have no right.
- Hold on a minute.

Here it is, article 29 of
international rules of seizure.

If I want to, I can
violate the enemy.

as long as it doesn't get
out of hand.

Get ready girl, to taste
some American meat.

Goddamn it, I�ve lost the taxi.

The story is about to end,
and I won't get any.

This is Mantis.
Mantis calling Station 13.

Listen, I can't reach Matriarka

Send a car for protection
to Devil's Plains

Contact the submarine.

In five hours, I�ll be at
the meeting place.

Once my orders have been
dispatched, then make your escape.

There's the taxi.
I found it, I found it.

I hope it's the right taxi.

Get out of the car,
Miss Pussy.

Silence!

Idiot! You're willing to die
to save a world of disgusting men.

I know our world isn't perfect.

But it's nothing to do with sex,
it's a philosophical thing.

A magnificent speech,
but it's useless.

The formula is still in my power.

There's my helicopter.

My resurrection, your death,
little cabbage doll.

It's a happy day for death.

Come on! Earn your paychecks!
Fight! Long live Matriarka!

Everybody here,
they're like mushrooms.

Whenever we hit one,
two more appear.

Why should that surprise you?

Haven't you seen a Sean Connery
movie? Shut up and keep shooting!

Come on, they can't escape.

Damn them!

Allyson!

Do you see what we did
just to save you!

We're lucky everything
turned out well.

Thank you, Marcello.
Thank you.

Darling...

Don't say anything,
just kiss me.

Kiss me again.

The movie is over now.

We can go fishing on the beach
I told you about.

I'll be a good partner,
I have a fishing license too.

And I have a license to kiss.

And I have a license to love.

And I have a license
to fall in love.

And me?
A marriage license.

I have a license to stay single.

Well then, I have a license for
your aunt to go fishing with you.

And I have a license to
smash your face.

Oh yeah? I have one,
I'll tell you when we get there.

New York. While the muscleman
sleeps ambition rests.

To all citizens...

Pull the hair out of your head.
Mantis is indestructible.

WATCH FOR THE NEXT FEATURE:

MANTIS COUNTER-ATTACKS

THE RETURN OF Matriarka
IN 3-D

The 4TH WAR WITH MANTIS

MANTIS 5 VS ROCKY 23

SPY HOWEVER POSSIBLE

Translation by
George Patino and Thomas Weisser

For VSoM

Subs improved and expanded by

McDuck, Cochino,Spinal and tomastang