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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,953 "Why...?" 2 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:41,946 "Huh?" 3 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,946 "Why are you so..." 4 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:50,499 "I decided when I was a kid..." 5 00:00:56,423 --> 00:01:00,993 This is Yusuke, the romantic half of The Kinjo Brothers. 6 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:06,238 I'm here today in the Zennin shopping arcade. 7 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,523 Look at this long line of people! 8 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:12,989 Hello there. That's a cute hat. 9 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:15,086 Hi. No photos please. 10 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,838 Hi Brother Dai, the academic half!? 11 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,008 Forget the "academic" part. 12 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,656 So what's the long line for? 13 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,327 This arcade is also known as “Yama-chan Street.“ 14 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:30,567 Or else "Ham Cutlet Street". 15 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:31,757 Ham cutlet? 16 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,768 I love ham cutlets. 17 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,817 I know. The ham cutlets of Nazuya are the best. 18 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:37,967 I don't think so. 19 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,974 There's a shop called Yama-chan. 20 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:45,223 They have a secret sauce for their ham cutlets and they're very popular. 21 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:48,615 Secret sauce? Sounds delicious. 22 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,065 He's coming! He's here! 23 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,374 It's just a TV show. Stop over-reacting. 24 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,533 Calm down, Brother. 25 00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:00,860 I'll ask the shop owner about it. 26 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,381 Yeah, please. 27 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,852 He's here! 28 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,512 The sauce smells wonderful. 29 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,244 - Forget the smell. - How's the taste? 30 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:18,664 This is the shop owner. 31 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,575 I'm Yama-chan. 32 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,298 The sauce was made by... 33 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,596 I'm told I have a big brother. 34 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,598 His name is Yuta Shimoigusa. 35 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:36,739 He was 8 when our parents got divorced. 36 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,395 Where's the money we lent you? 37 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,908 When are you 90il19? 38 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,727 You better pay up now. 39 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,254 Come back here! Open up! 40 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:53,043 The reasons were his debts... 41 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:58,705 You came already? 42 00:02:59,212 --> 00:02:59,762 Fantastic! 43 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:00,676 Love affairs. 44 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,630 I didn't come yet. 45 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:06,303 Sony... My flight': leaving. 46 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,480 Chronic lies. 47 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:15,051 Making noises when he chews. 48 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:19,664 Lighting his farts on fire. 49 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,267 And... 50 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,427 Burning his body hair... 51 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:30,626 It stinks. 52 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,358 And making the cat smell it. 53 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,998 If it's a girl, 54 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:39,594 come and show her to me. 55 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,687 What if it's a boy? 56 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:45,924 You don't have to. 57 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:52,648 See ya. 58 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:55,584 I'm leaving huh... 59 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:09,218 Come. 60 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,697 I'll come get you one day. 61 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:32,297 With no home or job, my dad wandered around with my brother... 62 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:34,437 "Yama-chan Cutlets" 63 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:38,044 "Yama-chan Cutlets" How about some ham cutlets with Yama-chan's special sauce? 64 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:38,624 "Yama-chan Cutlets" 65 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,105 "Yama-chan Cutlets" - May I? - Go ahead. 66 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,548 - May I? - Go ahead. 67 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:45,297 Yama-chan': special 12-year sauce! 68 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:46,949 Look. 69 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:48,766 What? 70 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,304 Kenta... 71 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,137 Using his few connections, 72 00:04:56,496 --> 00:05:00,656 he found a job and decided to work diligently at the small deli. 73 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,503 I'm starting over. 74 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:11,351 Only 7 hours later... 75 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:22,788 he stole money from the shop and disappeared. 76 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,920 "Take care of my son" 77 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:58,903 Mr. Monkey, wanna play? How about tag? 78 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:04,243 The shop owner couldn't kick my brother out 79 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,205 and sort of took him in. 80 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:14,420 Sort of being cared for, my brother worked hard. 81 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,420 He worked like crazy. 82 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,589 Thank you. I'll hold that. 83 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,781 They called him work-crazy. 84 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,190 Toshi, go deliver these. 85 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,689 Shut up, old bag! 86 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:28,911 I'm busy. 87 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,252 You ungrateful child! 88 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,390 - I'll help you. - Yeah? 89 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,082 I got them. 90 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,971 The shop owner... 91 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,588 Everyday for 22 years, I replenished the ingredients to this secret sauce. 92 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,274 Watch carefully. 93 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,557 You're doing it from tomol1'ow. 94 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,637 ...gave the shop to my brother. 95 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,818 Yuta, from tomol1'ow, you're 96 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:05,803 the second Yama-chan. 97 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,213 Second? 98 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,385 But Tetsuko... 99 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,160 Not her... All she does is eat. 100 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:25,397 At least, if she weren't so fat, I'd ask you to many her. 101 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,240 In any case... 102 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,952 I'm counting on you, "Yama-chan". 103 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,763 The kind shop owner 104 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,579 passed away 8 years ago. 105 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:46,891 Yama-chan, good morning. 106 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:48,807 Good morning. 107 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:52,388 His daughter, Tetsuko, left home as so on as she turned 20. 108 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,236 The missus, the only one left... 109 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,129 Mother, what are you doing? 110 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,098 Yes? 111 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,510 What are you doing? 112 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,124 I'm knitting a sweater, Yama-chan. 113 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:12,401 Yama-chan is in Heaven now. 114 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,530 Here I am. 115 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:30,792 Hold me. 116 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,178 Yes. 117 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,848 My brother never says no. 118 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:43,742 You forgot your cake. 119 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,920 Oh... Thank you. 120 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,432 Men? Christmas. 121 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,498 Yam a-chan! 122 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,073 Men? Christmas! 123 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,028 - Thanks, Yama-chan. - No problem. 124 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,519 Thanks, as always. 125 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:05,905 Of course. It's my pleasure. 126 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,243 Hi, Yama-chan! 127 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:10,952 Hi! 128 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,504 Let's go! 129 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,713 It's too late to send them. 130 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,585 Wait! 131 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:35,001 You're such a nice guy, Yama-chan. 132 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,031 It's my pleasure. 133 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:38,893 Thanks, Yam a-chan! 134 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,052 It's my pleasure. 135 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:51,057 I heard about that. 136 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,097 I goofed up. 137 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,529 The ultimate people pleaser... 138 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,449 What was my brother. 139 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:20,017 His way of saying thanks tn the people fur sort nflreating him nicely. 140 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,997 With a personality like that, 141 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,507 the popularity of Yama-chan exploded. 142 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,667 Please don't touch this. 143 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,249 Look, Big Brother. This is what I wanted to eat. 144 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,992 A freshly-fried ham outlet. 145 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,662 I should have a little brother. 146 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:49,725 When my parents divorced, he was still an unborn baby. 147 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,387 It's coming. 148 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,547 Here it comes! 149 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,708 Here you go. 150 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:21,846 That's right. 151 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,649 You're doing good. 152 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:30,167 Tea is self service... 153 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:35,118 My brother was born after 27 hours. 154 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:44,336 He's out. It's a boy! 155 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,800 It was an easy labor. 156 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,683 My brother grew strong and healthy. 157 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:01,519 But... 158 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,339 He was very poor. 159 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,993 Class, close your eyes. 160 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:19,493 Someone stole Hasegawa': lunch money. 161 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,886 If you are the one... 162 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,047 Yusuke... 163 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,603 What are you doing? 164 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:44,138 In such cases, a sick mother would draw out people 3' sympadr y 165 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,215 but our mother was... 166 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,280 Teacher! 167 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,795 We may be poor but we're not thieves. 168 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,735 ...in very good health. 169 00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:01,323 Do you have proof that my son did it?! 170 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,651 I caught him red-handed. 171 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,841 Mom! 172 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,191 Mom! 173 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,370 Being healthy doesn't guarantee a long life. 174 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,006 It's that cartoonist! 175 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,319 Hello. 176 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,684 Time of the tone... 12 o'clock. 177 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,103 Our mom died young in good health. 178 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,356 The restaurant was shut down and 179 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,347 my brother was passed around from one relative to another. 180 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,781 Everyone, over here! 181 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,827 He often had to 182 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:11,099 change schools and he learned how not to get bullied. 183 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:12,637 It was... 184 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,198 ...to be funny. 185 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,999 He became a comedian but... 186 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,325 ...he bombed most of the time. 187 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,775 Thanks for letting me go first. 188 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,948 When he was about to give up after 3 years of obscurity... 189 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,098 All right! Here I go! 190 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,494 He met his savior. 191 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,079 Good job. 192 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,519 Hang in there. 193 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,865 There are 7 ways to get a laugh. 194 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,961 Only 7. 195 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,330 Refill! 196 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,407 The savior': name was Daisuke Kinjo. 197 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,198 As it so happened, my brother formed a duo with him. 198 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:17,489 Let's say you're brothers even though you don't look alike! 199 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,112 They are The Kinjo Brothers. 200 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:26,370 If you get a fever, I'll nurse you back to health. 201 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:27,949 Please don't. 202 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,380 Surprising their management, The Kinjo Brothers... 203 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,631 If I get a fever? 204 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:35,141 - A water pillow. - Ann pillow. 205 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,114 - Some medicine. - Some meeting. 206 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,396 - Eat this. - Beat this. 207 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:39,687 Stop that! 208 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,699 Mbecame a big hit. 209 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:45,277 The Kinjo Brothers became a household name. 210 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,109 The super popular duo now 211 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,418 have their own TV show and are regulars on 11 others. 212 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,088 Sorry. We're out of time. 213 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,955 Now, today's fortune. 214 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,404 Let's take a look. 215 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,203 why? 216 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,069 Huh? 217 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,552 W5)' are you so...? 218 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,760 I decided when I was a kid... 219 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:52,048 No More Cry!!! 220 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:59,337 "Deli Yama-chan': Secret Sauce" 221 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,865 Come and try Yama-chan': secret 40-year sauce! 222 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,405 Eight ham cutlets. 223 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,770 Okay. Thanks. 224 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:37,431 Hello. 225 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,300 - Hello there. - I'm home. 226 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,791 - How many? - I'm Tetsuko. 227 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,340 I'm sorry. Only 6 per customer. 228 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,462 How many for that lady? 229 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:46,351 Three. 230 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,342 Thank you. That'll be 270 yen... 231 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,274 Tetsuko?! 232 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,258 Is that really Tetsuko? 233 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,483 That's what she says. 234 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,411 It doesn't look like her. 235 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,464 But I see the old her. 236 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,353 Tetsuko! 237 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,780 No way. 238 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,036 If it's really her, why did she come back now? 239 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:21,922 Maybe she saw us on TV. 240 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,491 Big Brother Yuta... 241 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,209 Yes? 242 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,581 Where's my mother? 243 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,562 Dementia? 244 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:35,380 She's been depressed ever since Father passed away. 245 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,318 Now, she thinks I'm him. 246 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,538 Yam a-chan... 247 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,181 She thinks I'm that singer Hideo Murata. 248 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,688 And I'm Spidennan. 249 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,286 Tetsuko? 250 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,994 Yes, Mom. It's me. 251 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,812 I'm so happy you're back! 252 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,925 Where were you? 253 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,755 I'm so sony. 254 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,863 Is she cured? Or was it by chance?! 255 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,413 Mr. Murata... Mr. Spider... 256 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,304 Tetsuko came home. 257 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,024 Oh well... Tetsuko': home! 258 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,300 I'm happy for you, Yama-chan. 259 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:35,970 Yam a-chan? 260 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:41,999 I know it's brazen of me but I'm the second Yama-chan. 261 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,392 May I go cry somewhere? 262 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:47,778 WhY don't you cry here? 263 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,680 I can't cry in someone else's house. 264 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,202 Uh-oh... I can't hold them back. 265 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,380 Someone else': house? 266 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,348 Big Brother Yuta. 267 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,448 I'm sorry. 268 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,828 I'm getting old. I'm so weepy these days. 269 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,786 You used to come here a lot to cry. 270 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,154 Big Brother Yuta... 271 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,820 Really? You remember? 272 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,481 Because I had a crush on you. 273 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,673 What? 274 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,594 Thank you. 275 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:25,963 For what? 276 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:30,238 For taking over the shop. 277 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:36,073 There's a long line everyday, right? And you take care of Mom. 278 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,856 It's my pleasure. 279 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,603 Did you find your little brother? 280 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,942 I already gave up. 281 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,080 You did? 282 00:21:56,882 --> 00:22:00,072 I'm guessing it's a brother. 283 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,950 I was hoping it was a boy. 284 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,920 I already had a sister, you. 285 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,992 Sony... It just slipped out. 286 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:15,207 Bu we were raised like real brother and sister so... 287 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:23,715 I better go home and start dinner. 288 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,037 Aren't you gonna ask me? 289 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:36,426 Aren't you gonna ask why I came home? 290 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:04,353 Coming home is a natural thing to do. 291 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,943 Hello, hello. 292 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,998 I'm Yusuke, the romantic half of The Kinjo Brothers! 293 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:41,994 I'm Daisuke, the academic half. 294 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:46,175 We love you! 295 00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:49,966 Even you porkies over there! 296 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,195 Wait a minute... 297 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,621 The stage shock. 298 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,244 Very dangerous. 299 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,130 We're done for today. 300 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,929 Wait... Stop. 301 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,429 No. It's dangerous. 302 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,880 Don't be stupid. 303 00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,378 I'll break my bones. 304 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:15,990 Little Brother, we just started. Don't be so finicky. 305 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,718 Type A people are so difficult. 306 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:21,878 I'm not Type A. 307 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,627 Yes, you are. 308 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,459 What did you just eat? 309 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,407 - A boxed lunch. - See? You're A. 310 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,653 - Type As eat boxed lunches. - What is he saying? 311 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,146 Then how do you use a wet paper towel? 312 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,468 The nol111al way. I take it out of the bag. 313 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,025 I wipe my hands. 314 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,213 Fold it up and put it back. 315 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:41,809 You put it back? 316 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:45,974 Why not? Back into the bag. 317 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,725 Hello. 318 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,215 Thank you. 319 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:56,407 Three? Coming right up. 320 00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,989 Midori, 20 more ham cutlets 321 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,602 Another 20, please. 322 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,878 It's me, Tetsuko. 323 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,500 Good night. 324 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:08,878 Watch your step. 325 00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,447 Where? 326 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:14,862 Bye. 327 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,310 Delivery service? 328 00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:33,669 Yeah. I stopped by at the boxed lunch shop. 329 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,189 Mr. Sakurai, the ex-motorbike gang. 330 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:39,698 He broke his al111s in a motorbike accident. 331 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,910 So he asked me to make the deliveries. 332 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:46,764 You said yes? 333 00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,438 He needs my help. 334 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:51,437 Wait... His shop is our competitor. 335 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,697 Yeah, I know. 336 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:58,226 But many old people live around here. 337 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:00,627 A lot of them can't do their own shopping. 338 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:04,942 Then we'llstart delivering. You don't have to help the other shops. 339 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:08,414 I don't want to steal their customers. 340 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:10,821 I have an idea. 341 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,239 I'll put in one of our ham cutlets. 342 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,538 Free of charge? 343 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,537 If they like it, they'll come and buy it. 344 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:20,590 But they can't go out to shop. 345 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:23,669 Then we'll send them by parcel service. 346 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:28,059 Is this how you've always been? 347 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:32,860 Everyone says you're too nice and you try too hard. 348 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:36,271 Oh no... It's my pleasure. 349 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:40,898 We're in business thanks to the locals' support. 350 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:45,197 For someone like me 351 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,407 an outsider... 352 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,729 You're not an outsider. 353 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,705 You're not an outsider anymore. 354 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:56,118 You're the most popular guy in the shopping arcade. 355 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:59,168 Be more confident. Everyone wants you to be happy. 356 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,363 Tetsuko... 357 00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:09,744 Cry here. This is your house. 358 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,639 Stay. You have nowhere else to go, right? 359 00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:29,111 If she weren't so fat, I'd ask you to many her. 360 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,601 Tetsuko! 361 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,620 Tetsuko... 362 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,420 Welcome home. 363 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,059 Yes, I'm home. 364 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,871 Tetsuko... 365 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:44,701 I was waiting for you. 366 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:50,451 I'm not saying this for Father or because you lost weight. 367 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,703 I really was waiting for you. 368 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:55,996 Thanks. 369 00:27:57,909 --> 00:27:59,139 I'm haPPY- 370 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,386 I'm sorry... 371 00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:05,773 SorfY- 372 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:17,394 Even if you came back still fat... 373 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:22,223 Actually, I was waiting for the fat you. 374 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:23,571 A fatty. 375 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:27,889 For over 10 years, I was waiting for a fatty. 376 00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:33,887 Even if you get fat in the future, I wouldn't notice. 377 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,509 After all, I was waiting for the fat you. 378 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,341 I'm not happy anymore. 379 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:39,500 Hey, HEW“- 380 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,348 That's enough. I'm not fat anymore. 381 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:44,938 You're right... 382 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,738 From now on, this house 383 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,948 is where we laugh and cry together, okay? 384 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,708 Let's get married. 385 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,915 What did I just say? 386 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,544 Get married... 387 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:11,366 Oh my God... I was kidding. 388 00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,353 I didn't mean it. 389 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,633 I was coughing... Just coughing. 390 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:19,173 Cough, COUQh-H 391 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,264 Cough get married... 392 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:28,672 I've been single for too long so my cough sounds like a proposal. 393 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:34,461 Mother, you're coughing. Are you okay? 394 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,450 Should we get registered? 395 00:29:36,741 --> 00:29:39,401 I mean, not you and me. 396 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:43,358 I wasn't talking about you. Just about coughing. 397 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,505 They're not even funny. 398 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,997 - But popular. - That's all. 399 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,887 You thinking of splitting? 400 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:25,926 If there's an offer for a solo gig, would you take it? 401 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:31,236 I've never thought about it. 402 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,370 Of course not. We're popular because we're "brothers". 403 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:38,851 That's true but 404 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,962 you'll also do well solo. 405 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,592 You're a good talker and a genius at grasping nuances. 406 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,701 You'll make a good actor. 407 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:54,432 Like in dramas and movies. 408 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:58,783 I can't act. I have no talent for it. 409 00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,409 You have the starring role. 410 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,101 I'm turning it down. 411 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,437 Right now, our acts as a duo are top priority... 412 00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:16,254 The shootings would take up so much of your time. 413 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,517 I'll have nothing to do. 414 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:31,959 Hi, Yama-chan. 415 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,367 Getting married? 416 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:38,626 Yama-chan here for Sakurai. I brought your boxed lunch. 417 00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:42,834 Thank you as always. 418 00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:45,141 Don't wony. It's my pleasure. 419 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:49,030 Here's a free piece of ham cutlet. 420 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:56,346 Thanks, Yama-chan. 421 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,344 It's my pleasure. 422 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:03,000 John, did you gain weight? Not enough exercise, I bet. 423 00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:05,538 Maybe. 424 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:08,317 That's a cute T-shirt you're wearing. 425 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,316 Hello. 426 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:15,152 Yama-chan, will you come change a light bulb for me? 427 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:19,097 Will you come fix my shutters too? 428 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:22,157 Will you deliver 2 cases of beer to the community center? 429 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,367 No problem! 430 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,294 What, Ma? I'm working too! 431 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,118 Isn't he such a nice guy? 432 00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:41,316 It's my pleasure but it's still tiring. 433 00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:10,897 Can I talk to you? 434 00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:15,077 We didn't finish our conversation the other day. 435 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,730 What conversationm? 436 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,759 Sit down. 437 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:39,406 To arrive at our goal of marriage, I've written down 438 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,104 points of concern that need, to be cleared. 439 00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:43,437 You what? 440 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:48,284 First, the reason I left home and didn't keep in touch. 441 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,147 Tum to page 4 of the document. 442 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,109 Refer to the section on Mr. A in "Love Affairs". 443 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,615 What grade are you in? 444 00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:59,711 Later, I successfully lost 20 kilograms. 445 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:03,981 Details are on page 7, Mr. D in "Love Affairs". 446 00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:05,572 Your names? 447 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,980 I'm Shizuka. He's Teppei. 448 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:12,753 To enter the night business, I made minor alterations 449 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:14,828 around my eyes. 450 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,199 I got this from an ex-motorbike gang... 451 00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:19,729 Have some. 452 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:21,858 "Sweet pancakes" 453 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,433 Next, about the children. 454 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:28,148 Mr. D and I were in an illicit love affair but he acknowledges them as... 455 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:29,753 Don't say another word! 456 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:34,066 I don't want a marriage like a business deal. 457 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:45,879 Listen... I'm not interested in your love affairs 458 00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,974 or who their father is 459 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,373 or if you had cosmetic surgery. 460 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:54,476 I don't care about those things. 461 00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:58,826 Because... I'm the son of a thief. 462 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:04,871 But your father took me in and even gave me his shop. 463 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:08,147 I'll take care of them! 464 00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:11,169 Like they're my own kids! 465 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:16,562 You'll do that as good will? 466 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,183 To be nice? 467 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:24,178 You'll many me the same way you do other people's chores? 468 00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:25,622 It's different. 469 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,787 No, it's not. You're suddenly friendly to the kids... 470 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:33,447 I'm a single mother and the daughter of your benefactor. 471 00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:36,498 "I'll many her and make her happy." 472 00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:38,784 "That's how I'll show my gratitude." 473 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,037 If you many into his family 474 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:44,805 this will become ynurhouse. Not a bad deal huh? 475 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:54,564 I'm sorry... I said too much. 476 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,788 But I'm worried. 477 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:01,855 About what? 478 00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:04,234 Because... 479 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:08,784 You haven't said you love me. 480 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:18,448 Shizuka... Teppei... Go to the other roon1. 481 00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,738 No? All right... 482 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:32,552 Then watch. 483 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,078 Ouch! 484 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,419 ShizukmuTeppei... 485 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:50,235 From now on, I'll be doing this with your mom sometimes. 486 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:52,515 Maybe even something more. 487 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,116 I'll love you more and more each day. 488 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,357 More and more, okay? 489 00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:04,423 But first, your mom. 490 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:13,311 Yam a-chan... That's my thumb. 491 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:14,791 I know! 492 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:21,898 All things aside... 493 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:25,098 Yes? 494 00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:30,787 I love you. 495 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:25,332 Thank you very much... 496 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,119 Tetsukoufifetsuko... 497 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,018 Thank you. 498 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:42,668 "Yama-chan's getting married! Ham cutlets free of charge today" 499 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:45,227 Thank you... 500 00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:29,193 Family register? 501 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:33,014 I went to the city hail to get a marriage certificate. 502 00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:36,544 I never checked my family register before. 503 00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:45,703 "Mother deceased" 504 00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:49,172 Did you know? 505 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,780 Yeah, but I was surprised they were never divorced. 506 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:58,545 So that's why her name's still here. 507 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:11,689 "Yusuke" "Removed from family, 2006" 508 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,019 Yusuke? 509 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:17,344 I found my only blood relative. 510 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,054 "Yusuke Kinio stars 'm new 'W drama" 511 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,777 You're kidding. 512 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:34,474 Mr. Producer, I'll do that. 513 00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:36,505 Don't worry. 1 can do it. 514 00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:38,504 Mr. Kinjo is here. 515 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:43,726 Let's, thank our star for the puddings. 516 00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:51,235 I read "Copter and the Red Car". I cried so hard. 517 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:52,972 Thank you. 518 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:55,960 I was moved by the strong bond between you brothers. 519 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,354 Thank you for saying that. 520 00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:01,266 I'm happy about this opportunity 521 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,059 to tel! the story about me and my brother. 522 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,763 Has your brother read it? 523 00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:11,792 I'm not sure but! gave him a copy. 524 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:44,056 "Copter and the Red Car" 525 00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,941 "We-re closed today" 526 00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:12,116 Yusuke, something smells bad. 527 00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:20,486 Something stinks. 528 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,015 Yusuke! 529 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:33,715 Yusuke! 530 00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:37,847 Scary! 531 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:40,687 Drive faster! 532 00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:45,587 This man is scary. 533 00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:53,924 Take your sunglasses off. 534 00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:06,099 There's a resemblance. 535 00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:10,917 You look more like Dad than me. But I see Mom in you too. 536 00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:12,628 Mr. Yama-chan... 537 00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,586 - Your order? - Later. 538 00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:18,339 Here's an exclusive Kin-Bro cell phone strap... 539 00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:22,459 I'm sorry... For your hard life... 540 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:26,681 Please forgive your big brother. 541 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,570 Big brother? 542 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,104 Of course you don't remember. 543 00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:33,919 Excuse me... 544 00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,054 You were this small. 545 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:40,504 A photo of you when you were small... 546 00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:43,836 I kept it. 547 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:51,764 Nice photo huh? 548 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,727 You were so small. 549 00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:58,246 I'm your long-lost brother. 550 00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:00,967 Come, Yusuke! 551 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,862 Into my arms, Yusuke! 552 00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:04,881 Calm down... 553 00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:06,239 - Come! - Calm down... 554 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,797 - Come! - Calm down... 555 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:09,478 You're going? 556 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:11,371 No. 557 00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:13,278 Then I'll come to you! 558 00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:16,387 Mr. Yama-chan! Please... 559 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,080 What?! 560 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,677 Please calm down. 561 00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:26,973 You want money? 562 00:45:27,257 --> 00:45:27,987 Money? 563 00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:32,202 These days, relatives and classmates I've never seen 564 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:35,613 want me to lend them money or co-sign something. 565 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:37,757 You're all after something. 566 00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:38,838 Hey don't... 567 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,119 It's not like that. 568 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:43,244 How much do you want? An autograph for your shop? 569 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:48,630 I bet you think we make easy money. 570 00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:54,264 That we make millions just reading lines in front of a camera. 571 00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:57,945 That the manager signs the autographs. Well, you're right. 572 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:00,285 How should we address it? 573 00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:02,631 "To my big brother"? 574 00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:05,832 Shimoigusa. 575 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,786 My name is Yuta Shimoigusa. 576 00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:16,177 Sooner or later, he shows up. 577 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:20,361 But the book was just published. 578 00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:23,399 Sow"- 579 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,388 I'm really sony. 580 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:29,702 Did you know? 581 00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:33,619 Just on paper. 582 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:40,438 I never thought I'd meet him. 583 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:48,177 He doesn't matter to me. I owe everything to you. 584 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,888 You're more my real brother than... 585 00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:56,237 I'm tired. Your tum. 586 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,503 It doesn't matter to me either way. 587 00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:06,392 Either way? 588 00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:07,650 Yeah. 589 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:12,925 I did write this book but I can apologize in a press conference 590 00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:17,440 and get more exposure that way. It's all cut and dry for me. 591 00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:25,797 "Copter and the Red Car" 592 00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:31,638 Yusuke and I grew up in a small town in Chichibu. 593 00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:36,613 We were a poor family living in a housing project. 594 00:47:38,722 --> 00:47:42,122 One day, my brother found a puppy. 595 00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:46,741 Our family couldn't afford a pet so 596 00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:50,867 we raised it in a car abandoned by the river. 597 00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:55,493 Copter, here's some milk. 598 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:57,756 Look. He's drinking. 599 00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:00,505 We named the dog Copter. 600 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:05,265 My young brother loved helicopters. 601 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,550 Yusuke! 602 00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:14,782 One rainy night, my brother ran out of the house. 603 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:18,376 A dam broke in the storm. 604 00:48:18,762 --> 00:48:21,132 Copter...! 605 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:24,707 Copter! 606 00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:25,958 Watch out! 607 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:30,609 Copter! 608 00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:41,339 My brother kept calling his name. 609 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,263 Copter! 610 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:47,342 Over and over... 611 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,929 Copter was whimpering sadly. 612 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:54,730 Yam a-chan. 613 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:56,869 It's not true. 614 00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:58,364 Really? 615 00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:00,005 Really. 616 00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:04,464 Kids, animals, poverty... The 3 major elements of tear-jerkers. 617 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:08,766 He's ynurbrother, right? 618 00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:10,672 Yes and I'm his. 619 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:14,551 Feeling sorry for my brother, I jumped into the river. 620 00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:19,045 It may not be true but it still makes me cry. 621 00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:23,196 Almost drowning in the muddy water 622 00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:26,781 I finally made it to the red car. 623 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,702 On the roof of the sinking car 624 00:49:32,069 --> 00:49:34,409 Copter was trembling on his skinny legs. 625 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,880 He's gonna drown...! 626 00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:44,389 Will you go cry somewhere else? 627 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,448 The kids are scared. 628 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:48,210 I'm sorry. 629 00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:55,259 Daisuke, do it like before! 630 00:49:55,759 --> 00:49:56,929 Ready... 631 00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:58,577 Action! 632 00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:00,632 Help! 633 00:50:01,098 --> 00:50:02,268 Yusuke! 634 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,734 Daisuke! I'm coming! 635 00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:09,814 Hing on! 636 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,238 Cut! Okay. 637 00:50:16,713 --> 00:50:17,533 It wasn't okay. 638 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:20,208 That was good, wasn't it? 639 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,904 No... Let's do it over. 640 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,984 You have to do better than that. 641 00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:31,207 You're risking your life for your beloved brother. 642 00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:33,845 The river's going wild. 643 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:36,857 It's flooding and you're in danger. 644 00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:38,794 There's no river. 645 00:50:41,905 --> 00:50:43,015 What? 646 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:48,172 Only green cloth. I can't do it. 647 00:50:58,255 --> 00:51:00,305 Don't talkback to the author. 648 00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:03,551 Right now, you're not you. 649 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,979 You're me. 650 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:11,053 Now come here. 651 00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:15,316 "Yusuke! Don't worry!" Say it. 652 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:17,736 Yusuke! Don't won?! 653 00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:18,898 That's no good. 654 00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,629 "Yusuke! Don't worry!" Like this, okay? 655 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:24,259 Yusuke! Don't won?! 656 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:27,018 You can do better. "Yusuke! Don't worry!" 657 00:51:27,484 --> 00:51:29,414 Yusuke! Don't won?! 658 00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:30,636 One more time. 659 00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,634 Yusuke! Don't won?! 660 00:51:32,989 --> 00:51:35,569 Yusuke! Don't won?! 661 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:39,987 A true story that moved Japan to tears... 662 00:51:40,497 --> 00:51:43,627 The love between two brothers... 663 00:51:44,134 --> 00:51:47,324 The story of The Kinjo Brothers... 664 00:51:47,904 --> 00:51:50,334 Their past is now revealed. 665 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,794 "Copter and the Red Car"! 666 00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:54,196 See you in the theaters. 667 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,812 I was watching that. 668 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,070 No, you weren't. 669 00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:01,125 Maybe I wasn't watching but I was listening to the sound. 670 00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:02,671 Sound? 671 00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:05,919 Sound... of your brother?! 672 00:52:06,389 --> 00:52:07,239 What's wrong? 673 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:10,477 Everyone including yourself thinks you're too kind. 674 00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:12,337 I suppose... 675 00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:14,532 Then why don't you be kinder to the earth? 676 00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:16,648 The earth isn't human. 677 00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:20,513 I know but 7 billion humans live on it. 678 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,828 We use too much electricity in this house. 679 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:25,597 Like this. 680 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:30,629 Do you know our electricity bill? It's 80,000 yen. 681 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,714 It's not high for running a shop. 682 00:52:33,016 --> 00:52:36,476 It's not about money. It's about the environment and global wanning. 683 00:52:36,953 --> 00:52:37,033 It's not about money. It's about the environment and global wanning. Oh... 684 00:52:37,053 --> 00:52:37,783 Oh... 685 00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:43,039 Ecology, right? I know it's important. 686 00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:45,713 But my brain rejects it because I only went to high school. 687 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,026 Education is inelevant. 688 00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:49,544 A shopping arcade man and a global issue are... 689 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,220 They're small acts. 690 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,542 For example... 691 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,603 The temperature': set at 25 degrees. 692 00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:04,543 Are we in the tropics?! 693 00:53:04,781 --> 00:53:09,411 We can save 1,995 yen a month by lowering it to 18 degrees. 694 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,147 How DEW'!- 695 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:13,288 It's not about money. 696 00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:14,737 Eco-pew- 697 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,609 Don't call me petty. 698 00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:21,711 The ecology is a global issue. They even teach it at school. 699 00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:31,385 And we use lard, right? 700 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:35,095 Yes. Vegetable oil won't produce the luster and texture. 701 00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:38,165 It wasn't a praise. It's unhealthy. 702 00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:40,529 But it was your dad's way. 703 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:44,044 Dad was Dad. You're you. 704 00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:46,155 Yes. 705 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:50,399 Oink! Lard is made from pig fat. 706 00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:53,617 If ham is pork, so is the fat. 707 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:56,974 It's high in cholesterol and causes high blood pressure. 708 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,760 Plus... 709 00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:04,982 Are you okay? 710 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:08,918 I'm cold! 18 degrees is too cold. 711 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,173 It's winter but you only wear a T-shirt! 712 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:14,808 Let's at least put the heat on under the table. 713 00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,939 I put in writing the improvements we can make for the environment. 714 00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:24,437 Don't wony. It's recycled paper. 715 00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:26,168 So it is. 716 00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:28,093 "Yama-chan's Eco-Friendly Project" 717 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:33,321 Tn save electricity even fluorescent lights will stay nff during the day. 718 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:37,595 Are you closed today? 719 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,218 We're open. 720 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,419 A ham cutlet and 3 croquettes. 721 00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:44,066 What? 722 00:54:52,188 --> 00:54:56,788 "Ham Cutlet and Natural Foods" 723 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,576 With the exception of our specialty, ham cutlets, 724 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:04,861 we'll only sell oil-free natural foods. 725 00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:11,797 Tn reduce waste, the customers will bring their awn containers. 726 00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:17,188 By using non-stick pans, 727 00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:20,587 a small amount of ecu-friendly oil will be sufficient. 728 00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:27,069 The lights in the shopping arcade will be turned off at 7. 729 00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:55,654 You're going out? 730 00:56:15,338 --> 00:56:20,198 On Sunday nights, my husband goes out downcast and weary. 731 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,870 When he comes home the next morning... 732 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:29,437 Good morning! 733 00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:31,309 He's a different person. 734 00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:41,168 Looking like he removed a load off his shoulders 735 00:56:41,731 --> 00:56:44,011 he works 3 times harder than usual. 736 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:47,174 Good morning, children! Did you sleep well? 737 00:56:47,604 --> 00:56:49,354 I'm glad. You're awake. 738 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:50,316 Yam a-chan! 739 00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:52,497 Good morning! 740 00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:53,866 Thank you very much. 741 00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:55,104 For the kids. 742 00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,095 Thank you so much. 743 00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:58,377 Yam a-chan! 744 00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,015 Good morning. 745 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:01,310 They're for you. 746 00:57:01,551 --> 00:57:03,691 Thank you as always. 747 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,780 Tetsuko makes breakfast so I can take it easy. 748 00:57:08,391 --> 00:57:12,231 But I make Teppei': lunch myself. 749 00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:14,292 Not just with work... 750 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:17,764 He tries so hard to entertain the kids. 751 00:57:19,369 --> 00:57:20,979 Hey": 752 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,809 stop it! 753 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,428 Whether he's excited about being a father 754 00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:31,789 or he's trying to make up for his own lonely childhood, 755 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:36,027 either way, it's a painful sight. 756 00:57:36,653 --> 00:57:39,873 Shizuka, would you like some gratin? No? 757 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,560 Teppei, you don't like tomatoes? 758 00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:45,949 I love them. Let me eat that for you. 759 00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:53,033 It's Uncle Yusuke. Come here, Teppei. 760 00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:55,673 Something suspicious is going on. 761 00:57:56,706 --> 00:57:59,076 Is there another woman? 762 00:57:59,776 --> 00:58:00,646 or... 763 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,392 Is he meeting up with his brother? 764 00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:08,836 That chilly little brother of his... 765 00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:13,681 Bye from 111a Shining. 766 00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:16,481 Off you go. Bye. 767 00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,189 Bye. 768 00:58:20,063 --> 00:58:23,083 Lame jokes! It must be him! 769 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,210 How annoying! He has me, his wife, but 770 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:29,709 he's turning to his lame little brother. 771 00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:33,989 I'm sorry... 772 00:58:35,912 --> 00:58:40,332 I'm so happy you're here. Have some. 773 00:58:41,217 --> 00:58:43,357 This is my wife. 774 00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:45,037 I'm Tetsuko. 775 00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:47,898 And this is Mother. 776 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:49,898 Please sit. 777 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:52,788 Time for a fun lunch break... 778 00:58:53,062 --> 00:58:54,322 He's not the TV show host. 779 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:56,557 Will you take off your sunglasses? 780 00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,863 Stop! She has dementia. 781 00:59:02,605 --> 00:59:04,505 Please smile at her. 782 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:08,884 This is my daughter, Shizuka, and her brother, Teppei. 783 00:59:11,681 --> 00:59:13,671 He's a celebrity. 784 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:18,940 These are the members of the Yamagishis, my cul1'ent family. 785 00:59:26,996 --> 00:59:28,696 My big brother's my only family. 786 00:59:32,368 --> 00:59:33,798 Unlike you... 787 00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:38,868 I have no family or friends or neighbors. 788 00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:45,169 I only have my big brother, Daisuke. 789 00:59:52,622 --> 00:59:54,022 Go to school. 790 00:59:54,357 --> 00:59:57,077 I want his autograph and a photo together... 791 00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:58,787 Just go. 792 01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:04,783 I'm listening. 793 01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:09,454 I was always alone. 794 01:00:11,107 --> 01:00:12,747 Ever since Mom died... 795 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,045 I didn't get along with the relatives. 796 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,936 They didn't care if I ran away. 797 01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:29,263 I was in orphanages and foster families until middle school. 798 01:00:33,529 --> 01:00:35,669 Nobody wanted me. 799 01:00:39,335 --> 01:00:40,855 I never wanted... 800 01:00:43,172 --> 01:00:44,982 to be a comedian. 801 01:00:45,942 --> 01:00:48,112 This guy's really funny. 802 01:00:48,511 --> 01:00:49,561 0h yeah? 803 01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:51,272 I'm not that funny. 804 01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:59,740 I hated being laughed at. 805 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:02,430 But it was better than being pitied. 806 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,510 Being funny was my only excuse for being alive. 807 01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:08,739 I can do it better! 808 01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:11,859 Even when I became a comedian 809 01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:15,586 I didn't want people to laugh at me. 810 01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:19,884 So I bombed all the time. 811 01:01:22,045 --> 01:01:24,355 When I was about to quit 812 01:01:25,214 --> 01:01:26,854 I met Brother Daisuke. 813 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:30,854 There are 7 ways to get a laugh. 814 01:01:33,389 --> 01:01:34,289 Ready? 815 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:37,538 Misunderstandings. 816 01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:39,424 Exaggerated gestures. 817 01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:42,363 Funny face. 818 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,676 Impersonations. 819 01:01:46,402 --> 01:01:47,452 Serious face. 820 01:01:50,339 --> 01:01:51,569 Funny face. 821 01:01:52,175 --> 01:01:53,785 You said "funny face" twice. 822 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:57,680 I did? It's okay though. 823 01:01:58,281 --> 01:02:00,681 People laugh more when out do it twice. 824 01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:08,081 So... What do you think is number 7? 825 01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,251 I don't know. 826 01:02:11,127 --> 01:02:13,907 You don't know? 827 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:17,336 It's... 828 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:24,576 Unhappiness. 829 01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:30,314 Because unhappiness... 830 01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:34,846 makes people laugh. 831 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:45,315 So he said I'm qualified to be a comedian. 832 01:02:47,663 --> 01:02:50,593 I have no sense of humor. I can't catch nuances. 833 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,114 But he said one day I will. 834 01:02:56,072 --> 01:02:58,062 I trusted someone for the first time. 835 01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:04,483 I owe Brother Daisuke for everything I have now. 836 01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:07,399 So? 837 01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:13,211 I want you to leave us alone. 838 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,227 I can't acknowledge you. 839 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:26,733 A real big brother in my life now? 840 01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:31,123 I don't care what people say. I myself just can't accept you. 841 01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:37,654 A brother who sells ham cutlets... 842 01:03:38,714 --> 01:03:41,434 I'm sorry. I can't. 843 01:03:46,055 --> 01:03:49,185 You're making Daisuke suffer and troubling me. 844 01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:54,827 Don't ever come near us again. 845 01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:05,877 All right. 846 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,350 I understand. 847 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:13,468 Sow"- 848 01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:22,317 I don't! 849 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:26,176 I don't understand. Am I stupid? 850 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:27,889 No. You're selfish. 851 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:30,007 What's wrong? Stop it... 852 01:04:30,399 --> 01:04:33,619 You're high on yourself, your unhappy self. 853 01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:35,513 Stop it. Don't. 854 01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:39,465 Unhappiness lets you hurt people and go on TV when you're not even funny? 855 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,972 Is unhappiness above everything? 856 01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:43,985 Tetsuko! Mother, say something. 857 01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:45,363 The show is starting now... 858 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:46,725 He's not that man. 859 01:04:46,949 --> 01:04:48,239 It's your sunglasses. 860 01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:52,894 You've never made me laugh and never will in the future. 861 01:04:59,795 --> 01:05:03,225 If you're mad, make us laugh. 862 01:05:05,468 --> 01:05:08,458 Do your best gag that unhappiness gave you 863 01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:11,221 and make your big brother laugh. 864 01:05:17,046 --> 01:05:18,156 He's already laughing. 865 01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:19,527 Just do it. 866 01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:28,907 Kin-Bro, Kin-Bro. 867 01:05:29,158 --> 01:05:30,908 Mother wears no "bro". 868 01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:49,526 It's so lame. 869 01:05:51,013 --> 01:05:54,353 It's making your brother laugh and cry at the same time. 870 01:05:54,917 --> 01:05:56,757 That's the extent of your talent. 871 01:06:05,061 --> 01:06:06,021 Stop! We're not finished! 872 01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:07,462 What do you want?! 873 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,770 Eat a ham cutlet. 874 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:14,773 Tetsuko... 875 01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:16,467 You said earlier 876 01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:20,399 he's a lame brother whose only talent is making ham cutlets. 877 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,410 You changed the nuance. 878 01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:25,142 Let your tongue decided he's lame. 879 01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:27,661 See which of you is lamer! 880 01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:33,087 What...? 881 01:06:35,057 --> 01:06:36,197 Who do you think you are? 882 01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:38,099 I'm his wife. 883 01:06:56,746 --> 01:07:00,466 You can go all out today. 884 01:07:01,484 --> 01:07:02,504 Really? 885 01:07:46,829 --> 01:07:47,469 What? 886 01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:48,566 What's wrong? 887 01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:50,738 The sauce... 888 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:53,704 The secret 40-year sauce is gone. 889 01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:55,483 Gone? 890 01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:04,153 What happened? 891 01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:16,284 You threw it away? 892 01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:19,323 What do you mean, Shizuka? 893 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:24,020 It was rotten. 894 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:29,256 Yam a-chan! 895 01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:33,587 How could you do this?! 896 01:08:34,043 --> 01:08:35,003 It was rotten. 897 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:37,807 It wasn't rotten. It was maturing for 40 years. 898 01:08:38,247 --> 01:08:40,677 Everyday, my father replenished the ingredients... 899 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,337 I don't care. It smelled bad. 900 01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:44,859 Apologize. 901 01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:47,668 Apoksgize to 'lama-chant! 902 01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:49,488 No. 903 01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:50,558 Shizuka! 904 01:08:52,161 --> 01:08:55,351 My friends at kindergarten... 905 01:08:55,898 --> 01:08:58,298 said I stink. 906 01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:01,095 They did? 907 01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:05,161 Did you know Teppei': being bullied? 908 01:09:06,242 --> 01:09:09,612 You didn't even ask why. Who cares about the kind of sauce?! 909 01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:29,716 Shizuka... Listen. 910 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:31,269 Tetsuko... 911 01:09:38,407 --> 01:09:40,457 It's okay. Go to school. 912 01:09:45,581 --> 01:09:46,951 Sis! 913 01:09:53,088 --> 01:09:55,048 You're right, Yusuke. 914 01:09:57,493 --> 01:10:00,683 My whole life is about 90 yen-a-piece ham cutlets. 915 01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:05,091 The sauce that was painstakingly matured for 40 years, 916 01:10:05,634 --> 01:10:07,804 18 of which by me, 917 01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:11,554 just gets thrown away by kids. 918 01:10:13,075 --> 01:10:15,625 It's how insignificant my life is. 919 01:10:24,787 --> 01:10:25,807 Yusuke? 920 01:10:26,922 --> 01:10:28,262 Delicious... 921 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:32,913 It's delicious. 922 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,309 Yusuke... 923 01:10:39,101 --> 01:10:41,151 I didn't think it could be this good. 924 01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:43,574 Because it's freshly fried? 925 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,950 Or because this secret sauce...? 926 01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:49,249 No. It's commercial sauce. 927 01:10:49,612 --> 01:10:50,872 I want another one. 928 01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:57,691 It's good. 929 01:10:59,054 --> 01:11:00,634 I remember this taste. 930 01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:02,283 The good ole flavor. 931 01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,458 Now I see why people line up to buy this. 932 01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:05,697 But... 933 01:11:05,828 --> 01:11:06,758 What is the matter? 934 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:10,246 He thinks this sauce is better than the secret sauce. 935 01:11:10,799 --> 01:11:12,319 That's ridiculous. 936 01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,115 It's good! 937 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:22,315 Don't make me stand in line. 938 01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:26,563 Please try our new sauce. 939 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:27,559 I won't accept it. 940 01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:31,243 The waste bin is over here. 941 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,974 Can I have one more sauce? 942 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:51,885 Impossible... 943 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:56,082 An ordinary sauce better than the 40-year sauce? 944 01:11:56,612 --> 01:12:00,772 Yum! This sauce is great! 945 01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,356 "Ordinary Sauce" 946 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,947 Our 40 year tradition 947 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,860 gets beaten by a cheap commercial sauce... 948 01:12:14,229 --> 01:12:15,719 Dammit! 949 01:12:16,031 --> 01:12:18,581 What were all my troubles for?! 950 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,993 Mr. Yamagishi? 951 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:27,728 You're Yuta Yamagishi, right? 952 01:12:28,744 --> 01:12:29,534 Yes. 953 01:12:31,447 --> 01:12:32,377 Come with me. 954 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:34,496 Why? 955 01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:36,413 Just come with me. 956 01:12:38,253 --> 01:12:39,593 What happened? 957 01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:42,767 Thank you. 958 01:12:43,892 --> 01:12:44,822 Mr. Yamagishi... 959 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,525 Mr. Yamagishi... 960 01:12:50,232 --> 01:12:51,492 What is it? 961 01:12:52,334 --> 01:12:53,414 This way. 962 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,853 What happened? 963 01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:57,511 Please... 964 01:12:59,341 --> 01:13:00,331 Thank you. 965 01:13:00,576 --> 01:13:01,366 He's here. 966 01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:02,657 Come inside. 967 01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,221 Thank you. 968 01:13:06,348 --> 01:13:07,488 What happened? 969 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:09,968 A robbery? 970 01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:11,882 Someone broke in. 971 01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:14,848 He took the bank book and seal 972 01:13:15,758 --> 01:13:18,008 and 70,000 yen in cash. 973 01:13:18,427 --> 01:13:20,947 So that's why everyone': here... 974 01:13:21,430 --> 01:13:23,680 It must have been someone familiar 975 01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:28,536 who can come and go as he pleases. 976 01:13:29,805 --> 01:13:32,415 Everyone said that'd be you. 977 01:13:32,975 --> 01:13:36,605 Yes. I deliver boxed lunches, right? 978 01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:41,534 So you have a spare key. 979 01:13:41,984 --> 01:13:44,504 Yes, so I don't wake her if she's sleeping. 980 01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:47,323 You know where she kept the bank book and seal. 981 01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:51,126 Yes. I go pay the utility bills for her. 982 01:13:51,693 --> 01:13:53,503 You're familiar with the alal111 system. 983 01:13:53,829 --> 01:13:57,869 Yes. For security. I can tum it on and off... 984 01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:01,506 Huh? 985 01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:04,600 Yama-chan, just admit it. 986 01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:07,587 Oh no, no, no... 987 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:10,090 Not just this house. 988 01:14:11,013 --> 01:14:15,613 The Noguchis had a watchdog to keep away burglars. 989 01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:18,039 However... 990 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,130 John, you and I are best friends. 991 01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:27,090 If you tamed the dog, 992 01:14:27,529 --> 01:14:31,779 you must have premeditated the theft. 993 01:14:32,935 --> 01:14:34,225 Absolutely not. 994 01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:37,053 I just deliver the boxed lunches 995 01:14:37,506 --> 01:14:39,676 and run their errands and walk their dogs... 996 01:14:40,075 --> 01:14:42,095 Father! 997 01:14:43,579 --> 01:14:47,499 Your father stole money from the shop and disappeared. 998 01:14:50,219 --> 01:14:52,709 So what? 999 01:14:53,188 --> 01:14:54,968 It's because of my father? 1000 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:58,724 You all think so too? You think I'm like him? 1001 01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,345 Mr. Tanabe? 1002 01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:07,488 Mr. Noguchi? 1003 01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:16,621 We have fingerprints from the crime scene. 1004 01:15:17,212 --> 01:15:19,792 Fingerprints from one person. 1005 01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:23,179 If they match yours... 1006 01:15:23,719 --> 01:15:24,769 Thank you. 1007 01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:26,927 It's emDW- 1008 01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:28,746 Mr. Yamagishi... 1009 01:15:28,991 --> 01:15:33,771 Hey! How can you accuse him like this after all he's done for you?! 1010 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:38,400 I've known him since we were kids! 1011 01:15:40,602 --> 01:15:43,092 He's just a real nice guy! 1012 01:15:43,772 --> 01:15:46,292 He saved his allowance 1013 01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:49,802 to buy my mom, who has bad legs, 1014 01:15:50,312 --> 01:15:51,602 a skateboard! 1015 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:55,235 She can't ride it. 1016 01:15:55,784 --> 01:15:59,624 But she keeps it on the balcony 1017 01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:02,432 and gazes at it everyday. 1018 01:16:03,959 --> 01:16:05,039 Toshi-chan... 1019 01:16:05,961 --> 01:16:08,831 He never expects anything in return 1020 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:11,821 for taking care of old geezers like you! 1021 01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:14,347 "Old geezers"?! 1022 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:17,708 You better now talk bad about Yama-chan! 1023 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,260 The fingerprints matched. 1024 01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:23,026 You bastard! 1025 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:32,017 They later found the real culprit and my husband was cleared. 1026 01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:36,909 But not his heart... 1027 01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:39,666 Then came Sunday. 1028 01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:56,867 Yama-chan, it must have been rough but... 1029 01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:00,994 Ouch! 1030 01:17:14,529 --> 01:17:16,869 Here you go. Thank you. 1031 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,639 Thank you! 1032 01:17:19,001 --> 01:17:22,401 Hold on. I'll give you 5 more ordinary sauces. 1033 01:17:23,038 --> 01:17:23,708 Thanks. 1034 01:17:23,905 --> 01:17:25,485 Thank you. 1035 01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:28,321 So they caught the thief huh? 1036 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:31,320 I knew Yama-chan couldn't have done it. 1037 01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:34,377 I'm so sol1'y... I couldn't hold back. 1038 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:36,840 Don't you worry about it. 1039 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:39,496 I think you fixed my nose even. 1040 01:17:39,888 --> 01:17:44,018 Yama-chan on Sunday and Yama-chan on Monday... 1041 01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:47,376 Two completely different faces. 1042 01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:51,603 Is there a system like this? 1043 01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:46,324 Hello. You've reached Yama-chan': cell phone. 1044 01:18:48,356 --> 01:18:49,496 Yusuke? 1045 01:18:49,991 --> 01:18:51,571 It's from my little brother! 1046 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:55,568 I haven't acknowledged you as my brother. 1047 01:18:57,232 --> 01:18:57,872 What's up? 1048 01:19:00,969 --> 01:19:02,109 Right now... 1049 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,629 I'm with our dad. 1050 01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:20,429 He showed up all of a sudden. 1051 01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:25,330 I never knew him... 1052 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,420 But you know what he looks like. 1053 01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:38,015 Fine. 1054 01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:41,178 I'll be right there. 1055 01:19:48,383 --> 01:19:50,283 I'm not a cell phone. 1056 01:19:53,255 --> 01:19:54,275 SorfY- 1057 01:19:55,323 --> 01:19:56,553 Tetsuko... 1058 01:19:57,926 --> 01:20:01,496 No matter what happened, I've always been a nice guy, right? 1059 01:20:02,864 --> 01:20:03,824 Yeah. 1060 01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:07,856 I don't know if I can be this time. 1061 01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:11,662 I don't know until I see him. 1062 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,191 Dad, how's your beer? Some more? 1063 01:20:27,222 --> 01:20:28,332 Here you go. 1064 01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:32,063 Thanks. 1065 01:20:32,294 --> 01:20:34,724 Teppei, don't let it get overcooked. 1066 01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:37,563 It's beef Uncle Yusuke brought. What is it called again? 1067 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:38,609 Hida beef. 1068 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:41,740 It's so expensive. I'm afraid to ask the price. 1069 01:20:42,270 --> 01:20:44,760 Shizuka and Mother, eat. 1070 01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:48,584 Mother poured the egg on her rice. 1071 01:20:49,110 --> 01:20:51,420 Isn't it funny, kids? 1072 01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:54,380 Not really huh. Let's eat. 1073 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:09,096 Do something. 1074 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:18,103 Get rid of this chilly atmosphere. You're a comedian, right? 1075 01:21:22,978 --> 01:21:24,648 Impossible. 1076 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:28,401 I can't. Nobody can. 1077 01:21:28,783 --> 01:21:30,513 How pathetic. 1078 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:32,953 Look. 1079 01:21:33,521 --> 01:21:37,271 Yama-chan': only eating the vegetables. You know why? 1080 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:40,063 Because you don't call him "big brother". 1081 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:43,082 He won't eat any meat unless his family paid for it. 1082 01:21:43,531 --> 01:21:45,051 Stop it, Tetsuko. 1083 01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:48,388 As his brother, say it to him. 1084 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:49,880 It's okay... 1085 01:21:50,138 --> 01:21:51,628 Here. Eat. 1086 01:21:52,641 --> 01:21:54,861 You too, Shizuka. 1087 01:21:55,677 --> 01:21:56,937 Is it good? 1088 01:21:57,779 --> 01:21:59,329 It's good, right? 1089 01:21:59,681 --> 01:22:01,901 It's good because the whole family's here. 1090 01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:05,372 Apologize! 1091 01:22:05,887 --> 01:22:07,347 Apologize to us! 1092 01:22:09,124 --> 01:22:12,254 For abandoning us and not coming to Mom's funeral. 1093 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:17,698 Wait. Forget about me. 1094 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:20,804 We just met today. 1095 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:22,833 But my hr... 1096 01:22:24,472 --> 01:22:26,902 To this guy at least, apologize. 1097 01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:31,064 You caused him trouble. 1098 01:22:34,749 --> 01:22:36,589 First, apologize to him. 1099 01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:39,772 Then, to everyone else here before you eat. 1100 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,348 Okay. Yuta first. 1101 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,171 Don't apologize. 1102 01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:57,101 If you apologize 1103 01:22:57,839 --> 01:23:00,679 I have to decide whether to forgive you or not. 1104 01:23:01,876 --> 01:23:03,246 That's too easy. 1105 01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:08,086 We shouldn't apologize or forgive so easily. 1106 01:23:11,553 --> 01:23:12,513 Yuta... 1107 01:23:13,722 --> 01:23:14,862 It's okay like this. 1108 01:23:16,057 --> 01:23:19,977 Not showing our feelings to each other... 1109 01:23:21,296 --> 01:23:23,876 Eating together in peace. That's family. 1110 01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:27,453 That's real family. 1111 01:23:28,903 --> 01:23:29,953 Right? 1112 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:33,950 I don't know. 1113 01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:43,950 He doesn't know. 1114 01:23:48,123 --> 01:23:50,463 Because he was abandoned by his father. 1115 01:23:57,999 --> 01:23:59,899 I won't forgive you until you die. 1116 01:24:00,935 --> 01:24:02,745 I don't know how many years it'll take... 1117 01:24:05,774 --> 01:24:09,254 I thought you were dead. 1118 01:24:12,313 --> 01:24:14,243 Thinking you were dead, 1119 01:24:15,517 --> 01:24:18,387 I became a son of this family. 1120 01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,652 I have my own family now. 1121 01:24:26,661 --> 01:24:28,531 Why are you alive? 1122 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,796 WhY are you alive?! 1123 01:24:45,780 --> 01:24:47,330 Mom's dead! 1124 01:24:53,221 --> 01:24:54,511 You should die too! 1125 01:24:56,391 --> 01:24:59,171 Don't talk like that to your father! Apologize! 1126 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:00,854 I'm sorry. 1127 01:25:35,563 --> 01:25:40,013 From that day my mother's symptoms started to improve. 1128 01:25:47,742 --> 01:25:51,752 Wow... He told me to die. 1129 01:25:57,852 --> 01:26:00,922 I will one day... 1130 01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:07,918 I don't know why. 1131 01:26:11,933 --> 01:26:13,423 Why what? 1132 01:26:14,936 --> 01:26:17,546 Why I called him "Dad". 1133 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,637 I know why. 1134 01:26:29,517 --> 01:26:31,247 Ynuwant to be called "Dad". 1135 01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:40,997 SorfY- 1136 01:26:42,363 --> 01:26:43,413 Stop. 1137 01:26:43,665 --> 01:26:45,885 You can't force them. 1138 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,242 Why don't we go on vacation? 1139 01:26:54,842 --> 01:26:58,212 When my father was alive, we used to go a lot. 1140 01:26:58,813 --> 01:26:59,603 I didn't. 1141 01:27:03,618 --> 01:27:07,098 That's right. You didn't. 1142 01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:10,669 No matter how many times we asked you. 1143 01:27:11,159 --> 01:27:13,179 I stayed home. 1144 01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:18,141 But it's different now. 1145 01:27:18,967 --> 01:27:22,537 You can go. It's your own family. 1146 01:27:32,447 --> 01:27:33,647 Yeah. 1147 01:27:35,216 --> 01:27:36,886 Maybe one day we'll go. 1148 01:27:54,502 --> 01:27:55,732 It's not much but... 1149 01:27:56,070 --> 01:27:57,710 I can't take it. 1150 01:27:58,039 --> 01:28:00,029 But I feel uncomfortable. 1151 01:28:00,408 --> 01:28:01,958 We just met... 1152 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:03,327 Uncomfortable? 1153 01:28:06,247 --> 01:28:07,037 I'm sorry. 1154 01:28:11,686 --> 01:28:16,666 Let me do something fatherly in return. 1155 01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:20,212 No... It's okay. 1156 01:28:20,595 --> 01:28:21,325 Come on. 1157 01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:24,660 Yuta lived with me until he was 8 but you... 1158 01:28:27,435 --> 01:28:28,575 How should I address you? 1159 01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:37,812 You weren't born yet. 1160 01:28:38,446 --> 01:28:41,666 I just wanna do something fatherly. 1161 01:28:44,852 --> 01:28:47,162 Seriously no. Don't. 1162 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:51,375 I suppose... 1163 01:28:52,794 --> 01:28:56,364 you feel uneasy telling me what to do huh? 1164 01:28:57,765 --> 01:28:59,315 It's not like that. 1165 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:07,950 I said we just met today, but 1166 01:29:09,811 --> 01:29:11,801 we've met before. 1167 01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:19,417 You see... Women like me. 1168 01:29:39,874 --> 01:29:44,414 Soon, Dad did something you could say is fatherly 1169 01:29:46,414 --> 01:29:47,994 but totally unnecessary. 1170 01:29:49,183 --> 01:29:52,783 "Kinjo Brother Yusuke': real dad speaks out" 1171 01:29:53,621 --> 01:29:57,221 "Copter and the Red Car; a total lie" 1172 01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:02,457 They're completely untrue. 1173 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:06,738 How about some proof? Like your family register. 1174 01:30:07,301 --> 01:30:08,701 Do you have it? 1175 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:13,231 You don't have it? Or you can't show it to us? 1176 01:30:14,308 --> 01:30:16,088 Why can't we see it? 1177 01:30:16,444 --> 01:30:18,584 We want an answer. 1178 01:30:20,681 --> 01:30:23,461 This is proof that we're brothers. 1179 01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,630 It's not funny. 1180 01:30:42,069 --> 01:30:44,289 Is the book a lie too? 1181 01:30:44,939 --> 01:30:46,339 Yusuke! 1182 01:30:50,745 --> 01:30:53,025 Your attitude is improper. 1183 01:30:53,648 --> 01:30:56,278 Yusuke, say something. 1184 01:30:58,486 --> 01:30:59,626 A word please. 1185 01:30:59,887 --> 01:31:02,317 I heard you're writing a book about this. 1186 01:31:04,826 --> 01:31:06,116 Hello. 1187 01:31:06,961 --> 01:31:10,151 I'm sorry. Nobody': here right now. 1188 01:31:11,065 --> 01:31:12,675 Take them off the hook. 1189 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,140 Sow"- 1190 01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:23,168 Hang up. You can go home. 1191 01:31:26,013 --> 01:31:29,293 Hello... 1192 01:31:34,789 --> 01:31:36,219 I'm pestering you... 1193 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:39,980 I want to say again... 1194 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:44,278 Stop apologizing. You didn't do anything. 1195 01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:47,840 You just worked hard and became popular. 1196 01:31:50,805 --> 01:31:54,755 Your father drags down his own hardworking son 1197 01:31:55,409 --> 01:31:58,369 who finally found success. What kind of father is he? 1198 01:32:03,784 --> 01:32:06,064 Trying to get easy money... 1199 01:32:06,687 --> 01:32:08,387 Causing his son trouble... 1200 01:32:09,557 --> 01:32:11,107 Despicable, I'd say. 1201 01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:14,123 Your dad... Your brother... 1202 01:32:18,432 --> 01:32:19,802 My brother's different. 1203 01:32:21,168 --> 01:32:22,838 My dad, yes. He's a fool. 1204 01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:27,183 But my brother's not like that. 1205 01:32:41,122 --> 01:32:42,792 He's always smiling 1206 01:32:44,191 --> 01:32:46,441 even though he has nothing to smite about. 1207 01:32:48,029 --> 01:32:49,639 Still, he smiles. 1208 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:56,393 It's the same to everybody all the time. 1209 01:32:59,006 --> 01:33:02,136 To me, to his wife and kids... 1210 01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:07,426 He wears the same smile. 1211 01:33:07,882 --> 01:33:09,282 Do you know why? 1212 01:33:11,085 --> 01:33:12,015 No. 1213 01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:13,833 He's not smiling. 1214 01:33:15,756 --> 01:33:18,536 Not to the customers. Not to me or his family. 1215 01:33:21,295 --> 01:33:23,375 He's not smiling one bit inside his heart. 1216 01:33:28,803 --> 01:33:30,793 Like a masked wrestler 1217 01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:35,674 he can't show his real face. 1218 01:33:38,312 --> 01:33:41,972 A smile is frozen on his face. 1219 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:03,300 It makes me mad thinking about it. 1220 01:34:06,273 --> 01:34:07,763 I wanna make him laugh. 1221 01:34:08,976 --> 01:34:11,286 Make his sides split with laughter. 1222 01:34:13,014 --> 01:34:16,264 Rip his mask off and make him laugh. 1223 01:34:20,554 --> 01:34:22,544 As a comedian? 1224 01:34:23,791 --> 01:34:25,631 Or his little brother? 1225 01:34:31,065 --> 01:34:32,175 I don't know. 1226 01:34:35,202 --> 01:34:36,692 Sony... I don't know. 1227 01:34:37,972 --> 01:34:41,012 The producer said not to worry but who knows hr sure'!? 1228 01:34:44,478 --> 01:34:47,908 About your schedule... We're done with the press conference. 1229 01:34:48,983 --> 01:34:51,383 I'm sure time will make everything hazy. 1230 01:34:51,819 --> 01:34:53,399 To make your comeback, 1231 01:34:53,988 --> 01:34:56,178 how about that event next month? 1232 01:35:01,896 --> 01:35:03,296 Don't leave me. 1233 01:35:08,903 --> 01:35:10,773 Don't desert me. 1234 01:35:14,475 --> 01:35:15,435 Brother... 1235 01:35:15,676 --> 01:35:16,876 Yes, I am. 1236 01:35:19,113 --> 01:35:20,373 I'm your big brother. 1237 01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:24,313 That's all I am. 1238 01:35:26,687 --> 01:35:28,207 I'm nothing else. 1239 01:35:28,756 --> 01:35:30,506 That's not true. 1240 01:35:30,891 --> 01:35:32,641 You're a bestselling author. 1241 01:35:32,993 --> 01:35:34,833 Because I wrote about you! 1242 01:35:35,763 --> 01:35:38,453 The movie was a hit because you promoted it. 1243 01:35:39,133 --> 01:35:40,183 No one thinks that. 1244 01:35:40,434 --> 01:35:42,074 I do. 1245 01:35:42,503 --> 01:35:44,313 I know better than anybody. 1246 01:35:46,674 --> 01:35:49,334 Everyone already knows how empty I am. 1247 01:35:49,744 --> 01:35:50,854 You think too much. 1248 01:35:51,112 --> 01:35:52,952 I think because I have too much time. 1249 01:35:53,514 --> 01:35:54,804 Look at our schedule. 1250 01:35:55,082 --> 01:35:57,832 Only Yusuke, Yusuke, Yusuke! 1251 01:35:58,619 --> 01:36:02,459 I bet you're relieved 'cuz now you can split us up. 1252 01:36:03,090 --> 01:36:04,870 That's what you mean by "hazy", right? 1253 01:36:05,226 --> 01:36:07,336 Nobody will notice if I disappeared, right? 1254 01:37:21,335 --> 01:37:25,315 "Bar Yuko - Member's only" 1255 01:37:32,413 --> 01:37:34,463 Oh no, no, no. 1256 01:37:34,915 --> 01:37:37,255 I'm sick of cats and peckers saying eco-this eco-that. 1257 01:37:37,885 --> 01:37:41,105 Peckers aren't kind to me so I can't be kind to the earth. 1258 01:37:41,655 --> 01:37:42,705 That's true. 1259 01:37:42,923 --> 01:37:44,593 Oh shush! 1260 01:37:45,092 --> 01:37:47,812 You smell like pigs. 1261 01:37:48,262 --> 01:37:51,422 I bet you carry nasty things in your eco-bag. 1262 01:37:53,634 --> 01:37:54,564 Like eggplants. 1263 01:37:54,802 --> 01:37:56,112 I love them. 1264 01:37:56,403 --> 01:37:57,953 Carrots. 1265 01:37:59,373 --> 01:38:00,833 Peckers. 1266 01:38:02,509 --> 01:38:03,799 Madam Yuko... 1267 01:38:04,078 --> 01:38:04,718 What? 1268 01:38:04,945 --> 01:38:05,845 Karaoke. 1269 01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:08,830 We don't have it. 1270 01:38:10,050 --> 01:38:11,420 I'm kidding, you pig. 1271 01:38:12,119 --> 01:38:13,669 What do pigs Sing? 1272 01:38:13,988 --> 01:38:15,918 Girl idol groups. 1273 01:38:29,536 --> 01:38:32,996 Hello... I called so many times. 1274 01:38:34,775 --> 01:38:37,495 Shizuka': gone. 1275 01:38:40,047 --> 01:38:42,657 I went to the school, to the shrine... 1276 01:38:43,317 --> 01:38:44,427 No! 1277 01:38:46,487 --> 01:38:48,477 She's not there! 1278 01:38:56,463 --> 01:38:58,133 Tetsuko... Sony. 1279 01:39:00,301 --> 01:39:01,501 I just saw her... 1280 01:39:01,969 --> 01:39:03,019 Where? 1281 01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:05,729 ...Here. 1282 01:39:05,940 --> 01:39:08,110 Where's "here"? Where are you? 1283 01:39:14,648 --> 01:39:15,788 Um... 1284 01:39:18,619 --> 01:39:21,459 Yama-chan, where are you? 1285 01:39:26,860 --> 01:39:27,880 Hello? 1286 01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:32,067 Don't wony. I'll bring her home. 1287 01:39:45,145 --> 01:39:46,105 Shizuka... 1288 01:39:47,114 --> 01:39:47,904 Yeah? 1289 01:39:48,115 --> 01:39:49,345 What are you doing? 1290 01:39:50,217 --> 01:39:53,057 I was placing with a friend. 1291 01:40:00,027 --> 01:40:03,157 Your mother's worried about you. 1292 01:40:04,331 --> 01:40:06,141 I needed a change of pace. 1293 01:40:07,701 --> 01:40:09,451 A change of pace... 1294 01:40:10,871 --> 01:40:13,831 Being the oldest child isn't easy. 1295 01:40:14,341 --> 01:40:17,241 It's stressful being considerate all the time. 1296 01:40:17,811 --> 01:40:19,301 Sometimes we need a breather. 1297 01:40:34,561 --> 01:40:35,791 Stress... 1298 01:40:38,399 --> 01:40:39,889 "s"? 1299 01:40:42,469 --> 01:40:43,579 Please! 1300 01:40:43,837 --> 01:40:45,677 Don't tell your mother! 1301 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:48,840 If she finds out, it'll be over. 1302 01:40:49,309 --> 01:40:52,089 Everything... So please! I'll do anything you want. 1303 01:40:52,646 --> 01:40:53,786 I beg you. 1304 01:40:54,448 --> 01:40:55,758 Yam a-chan... 1305 01:41:03,424 --> 01:41:04,564 Are you okay? 1306 01:41:05,626 --> 01:41:06,856 I'm okay, not. 1307 01:41:10,964 --> 01:41:12,074 Yam a-chan... 1308 01:41:13,033 --> 01:41:15,113 Take us on a family vacation. 1309 01:41:16,203 --> 01:41:18,513 Okay. To where? 1310 01:41:22,409 --> 01:41:23,669 Okinawa. 1311 01:42:30,010 --> 01:42:33,410 Teppei! Look over here! 1312 01:42:34,481 --> 01:42:37,171 Nice, Teppei! 1313 01:42:37,751 --> 01:42:40,361 Shizuka! Smile! 1314 01:42:41,121 --> 01:42:44,341 Smile! That's a nice face! 1315 01:42:46,660 --> 01:42:49,790 It's a shisa statue! 1316 01:42:52,833 --> 01:42:55,053 And a shisa woman! 1317 01:42:55,469 --> 01:42:57,809 I'm sorry... 1318 01:42:58,539 --> 01:43:01,469 That's enough. Put the camera down. 1319 01:43:01,975 --> 01:43:03,435 I'm sorry. 1320 01:43:04,144 --> 01:43:09,304 Tetsuko, you can check your mail on the mainland. 1321 01:43:10,184 --> 01:43:11,354 SorfY- 1322 01:43:12,586 --> 01:43:14,046 No problem. 1323 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:20,605 Teppei, that's cute! 1324 01:43:22,196 --> 01:43:24,976 Tetsuko, over here! Gimme a nice face! 1325 01:43:25,465 --> 01:43:27,245 Next, Mother! Yes! 1326 01:43:28,869 --> 01:43:30,099 You look very nice. 1327 01:43:30,370 --> 01:43:32,120 Shizuka, you're next! 1328 01:43:32,472 --> 01:43:33,782 Over here, Shizuka. 1329 01:43:34,074 --> 01:43:37,204 Teppei looks so cute. 1330 01:43:39,913 --> 01:43:42,783 Mom, can I have some ice cream? 1331 01:43:44,551 --> 01:43:46,131 Ask Dad. 1332 01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:48,301 Yam a-chan... 1333 01:43:48,822 --> 01:43:50,812 Ice cream? Sure. 1334 01:43:51,191 --> 01:43:52,501 We'll be right behind you. 1335 01:43:57,698 --> 01:43:59,008 Here you go. 1336 01:43:59,299 --> 01:44:00,469 Here, Teppei. 1337 01:44:00,734 --> 01:44:01,694 Thanks. 1338 01:44:01,935 --> 01:44:03,045 Thank you. 1339 01:44:05,472 --> 01:44:07,642 Hello... Yusuke. 1340 01:44:08,875 --> 01:44:09,805 Sony to call. 1341 01:44:11,945 --> 01:44:13,345 I wanted to hear your voice. 1342 01:44:16,883 --> 01:44:17,843 What's the matter? 1343 01:44:18,986 --> 01:44:20,006 Did something happen? 1344 01:44:21,822 --> 01:44:22,782 Yeah... 1345 01:44:25,993 --> 01:44:27,223 Brother Daisuke disappeared. 1346 01:44:30,163 --> 01:44:33,033 We have a gig today. 1347 01:44:35,902 --> 01:44:39,712 It's supposed to be our comeback act. 1348 01:44:43,143 --> 01:44:44,783 But he's gone with his cell phone and wallet. 1349 01:44:45,912 --> 01:44:47,812 I see... Hang in there. 1350 01:44:49,082 --> 01:44:50,102 Yeah. 1351 01:44:51,518 --> 01:44:53,628 I wish I could go see you but... 1352 01:45:01,828 --> 01:45:03,558 Let me call you back. 1353 01:45:04,398 --> 01:45:06,448 Teppei! 1354 01:45:17,544 --> 01:45:21,114 Thank you for coming today. 1355 01:45:22,382 --> 01:45:25,102 Ma'am, this way please. 1356 01:45:25,686 --> 01:45:26,736 Shall we? 1357 01:45:26,987 --> 01:45:28,217 Come, Shizuka. 1358 01:45:28,522 --> 01:45:29,422 Let's go. 1359 01:45:29,656 --> 01:45:31,116 Tetsuko... 1360 01:45:31,425 --> 01:45:33,505 Yama-chanmwherésTeppei? 1361 01:45:33,894 --> 01:45:35,704 He's missing. 1362 01:45:37,464 --> 01:45:39,214 Who's that man? 1363 01:45:40,934 --> 01:45:43,714 Just someone I know... It was a coincidence. 1364 01:45:44,871 --> 01:45:47,241 You see, the person organizing this event is... 1365 01:45:47,674 --> 01:45:49,014 sow"- 1366 01:45:51,311 --> 01:45:52,101 Hello? 1367 01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:54,820 I was waiting for your call. 1368 01:45:55,682 --> 01:45:56,352 I'm sorry. 1369 01:45:56,650 --> 01:45:58,490 I'll be right back. 1370 01:46:00,721 --> 01:46:02,151 Did you find Brother? 1371 01:46:02,456 --> 01:46:03,356 No. 1372 01:46:05,559 --> 01:46:09,279 Will you... come here now? 1373 01:46:13,266 --> 01:46:14,196 Please. 1374 01:46:15,936 --> 01:46:17,426 I feel anxious alone. 1375 01:46:20,006 --> 01:46:23,026 I would if I could but... 1376 01:46:26,346 --> 01:46:27,806 I understand. 1377 01:46:29,983 --> 01:46:31,823 It's so far, even on a plane. 1378 01:46:32,686 --> 01:46:34,176 That's not what I meant. 1379 01:46:35,122 --> 01:46:36,352 Plane? 1380 01:46:47,100 --> 01:46:47,920 Where are you? 1381 01:46:48,969 --> 01:46:49,699 Okinawa. 1382 01:46:50,070 --> 01:46:50,890 Me too! 1383 01:46:51,571 --> 01:46:52,441 Serious?! 1384 01:46:52,672 --> 01:46:54,482 Yeah. A family trip. 1385 01:46:54,841 --> 01:46:57,361 Daisuke! Stop! 1386 01:46:57,878 --> 01:46:59,308 Wait! 1387 01:47:00,247 --> 01:47:01,237 It's you! 1388 01:47:01,515 --> 01:47:02,655 Daisuke... 1389 01:47:16,496 --> 01:47:17,636 Daisuke... 1390 01:47:22,302 --> 01:47:23,262 Move! 1391 01:47:23,737 --> 01:47:26,317 "The Kinjo Brothers onstage live" 1392 01:47:28,542 --> 01:47:29,772 Oh my God... 1393 01:47:30,744 --> 01:47:34,494 There were so many of those eco-dolls. 1394 01:47:36,883 --> 01:47:38,723 I can't do it alone. 1395 01:47:40,053 --> 01:47:41,283 Yusuke... 1396 01:47:41,855 --> 01:47:44,405 I remember the days when I used to do it alone. 1397 01:47:46,793 --> 01:47:48,133 I don't wanna go back. 1398 01:47:50,263 --> 01:47:51,663 If I have to, I'd rather... 1399 01:47:51,965 --> 01:47:54,135 Okay. I'll handle it. 1400 01:47:55,268 --> 01:47:57,228 Wait here. I'll go talk to my wife. 1401 01:47:57,604 --> 01:47:58,774 Mr. Yama-chan... 1402 01:47:59,473 --> 01:48:01,283 TePPeil let's go. 1403 01:48:01,808 --> 01:48:03,268 - No. - Let's go. 1404 01:48:03,577 --> 01:48:04,657 Big Brother... 1405 01:48:11,017 --> 01:48:12,157 I'll be waiting. 1406 01:48:13,587 --> 01:48:14,637 So come back. 1407 01:48:16,456 --> 01:48:17,326 You... 1408 01:48:18,458 --> 01:48:20,628 called me "big brother"... 1409 01:48:23,230 --> 01:48:23,900 Big Brother... 1410 01:48:28,001 --> 01:48:29,491 No problem! 1411 01:48:43,517 --> 01:48:44,447 What's wrong? 1412 01:48:44,684 --> 01:48:46,084 My stomach hurts. 1413 01:48:47,754 --> 01:48:49,484 Where? How? 1414 01:48:49,823 --> 01:48:51,223 Ow... 1415 01:48:51,525 --> 01:48:53,775 Don't wony. Your father is here. 1416 01:48:54,194 --> 01:48:56,624 Your father will help you. 1417 01:48:57,364 --> 01:49:00,524 No problem. 1418 01:49:01,468 --> 01:49:02,608 No problem. 1419 01:49:04,638 --> 01:49:05,658 Tetsuko! 1420 01:49:08,408 --> 01:49:09,808 Yam a-chan... 1421 01:49:10,577 --> 01:49:11,887 What happened? 1422 01:49:12,145 --> 01:49:13,405 His stomach hurts. 1423 01:49:13,947 --> 01:49:16,117 Too much ice cream, I bet. 1424 01:49:16,516 --> 01:49:18,216 Doctor... 1425 01:49:18,585 --> 01:49:19,755 Will you take him? 1426 01:49:20,086 --> 01:49:21,756 We have to find a doctor. 1427 01:49:22,455 --> 01:49:25,085 I have to talk to you first. 1428 01:49:25,559 --> 01:49:27,399 The director of this event will be here... 1429 01:49:27,761 --> 01:49:29,221 Calm down, Tetsuko! 1430 01:49:29,496 --> 01:49:30,366 I am calm. 1431 01:49:30,597 --> 01:49:31,557 Let's take him to a doctor. 1432 01:49:31,798 --> 01:49:33,408 He'll be fine. Anyway... 1433 01:49:33,733 --> 01:49:34,903 No! Listen! 1434 01:49:35,201 --> 01:49:37,951 Our child is in pain! What's more urgent than that? 1435 01:49:38,471 --> 01:49:40,491 It's too much cold food. He has a weak stomach. 1436 01:49:40,874 --> 01:49:42,184 Maybe it's food poisoning. 1437 01:49:42,475 --> 01:49:44,285 Don't say it so loudly. 1438 01:49:44,644 --> 01:49:45,464 It's a possibility. 1439 01:49:45,712 --> 01:49:47,492 I'm his mother. I can tell by looking at him. 1440 01:49:47,847 --> 01:49:49,487 I can't 'cuz I'm not his father! 1441 01:49:51,451 --> 01:49:53,941 I'm scared for him. He's crying in pain. 1442 01:49:54,387 --> 01:49:57,227 I can't say "he'll be fine" because I'm not his father. 1443 01:49:58,224 --> 01:50:00,304 I'm worried. Isn't that what parents do?! 1444 01:50:00,694 --> 01:50:02,184 Stop shouting! 1445 01:50:03,263 --> 01:50:06,133 Which is more important?! Ecology or the children?! 1446 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:07,740 The children of course. 1447 01:50:08,001 --> 01:50:09,141 Then... 1448 01:50:09,903 --> 01:50:13,713 The director off this event is their father. 1449 01:50:16,610 --> 01:50:17,570 My fonner... 1450 01:50:18,678 --> 01:50:20,958 Married lover. 1451 01:50:31,391 --> 01:50:33,851 You're here. 1452 01:50:34,661 --> 01:50:36,681 Mr. "Daijin" Minister... 1453 01:50:37,230 --> 01:50:38,280 "Daijin" minister? 1454 01:50:38,531 --> 01:50:42,511 Mr. D and I were in an illicit iove affair... 1455 01:50:43,370 --> 01:50:46,470 I'm Katsuratani, the Environment Minister. 1456 01:50:50,577 --> 01:50:51,427 Mr. D... 1457 01:50:53,947 --> 01:50:55,347 "D" for "daijin", the minister? 1458 01:50:56,249 --> 01:50:58,739 I used to be his secretary. 1459 01:50:59,919 --> 01:51:00,849 Who is he? 1460 01:51:02,122 --> 01:51:03,262 My husband. 1461 01:51:06,826 --> 01:51:10,286 I see. It's nice to meet you. 1462 01:51:12,265 --> 01:51:13,815 Festive, isn't it? 1463 01:51:14,300 --> 01:51:16,990 We even have some comedians here today. 1464 01:51:18,171 --> 01:51:18,871 Dad. 1465 01:51:19,139 --> 01:51:20,129 No! 1466 01:51:22,442 --> 01:51:25,402 I saw your poster. It's a nice drawing. 1467 01:51:25,979 --> 01:51:27,409 Poster...? 1468 01:51:27,714 --> 01:51:29,964 Shizuka': drawing won a prize in the contest. 1469 01:51:30,383 --> 01:51:34,133 Not the grand prize but the best among the Japanese. 1470 01:51:42,328 --> 01:51:43,228 Teppei! 1471 01:51:46,633 --> 01:51:48,943 Don't worry. It's just a stomachache. 1472 01:51:49,369 --> 01:51:51,039 Bring a doctor to my room. 1473 01:51:51,404 --> 01:51:54,034 Yes, sir. Get a doctor! 1474 01:52:00,747 --> 01:52:02,617 No. You can't do it. 1475 01:52:02,916 --> 01:52:04,026 I can't say no. 1476 01:52:04,284 --> 01:52:06,714 He called me "big brother". 1477 01:52:07,087 --> 01:52:09,227 Finally, he accepted me as his big brother. 1478 01:52:09,622 --> 01:52:11,462 You can't. You'll bomb for sure. 1479 01:52:11,891 --> 01:52:12,791 How do you know? 1480 01:52:13,026 --> 01:52:14,136 I know. 1481 01:52:14,394 --> 01:52:15,624 I know, too. 1482 01:52:16,663 --> 01:52:21,353 I can only see us brothers bombing together. But... 1483 01:52:22,268 --> 01:52:24,548 Answer me honestly. 1484 01:52:24,938 --> 01:52:27,078 Your brother or your family. Which is more important? 1485 01:52:30,210 --> 01:52:31,110 Both. 1486 01:52:33,279 --> 01:52:35,299 You're both important. 1487 01:52:35,682 --> 01:52:37,322 People pleaser... 1488 01:52:37,650 --> 01:52:39,460 What's wrong with that? 1489 01:52:39,819 --> 01:52:42,539 What's wrong with trying, to be liked by people? 1490 01:52:43,022 --> 01:52:44,312 Why even/body?! 1491 01:52:44,791 --> 01:52:46,541 Why not everybody? 1492 01:52:46,893 --> 01:52:48,003 But especially... 1493 01:52:51,030 --> 01:52:52,520 by the people I like. 1494 01:53:10,884 --> 01:53:11,754 It's time, sir. 1495 01:53:11,985 --> 01:53:12,945 Mr. Minister... 1496 01:53:14,487 --> 01:53:15,597 We have to go. 1497 01:53:19,425 --> 01:53:22,115 Your father has to go now. 1498 01:53:24,964 --> 01:53:26,664 You won't see us again? 1499 01:53:31,571 --> 01:53:33,301 I will after the ceremony. 1500 01:53:33,773 --> 01:53:37,403 I meant, we can't live together? 1501 01:53:45,351 --> 01:53:46,311 Mr. Minister... 1502 01:53:48,922 --> 01:53:50,652 I'm sorry. 1503 01:54:27,794 --> 01:54:30,604 We don't have time. We have to practice. 1504 01:54:31,097 --> 01:54:32,117 Practice? 1505 01:54:32,365 --> 01:54:34,235 We're doing a comedy act together, right? 1506 01:54:34,601 --> 01:54:36,531 Wait... A comedy act with you? 1507 01:54:36,870 --> 01:54:39,590 You said you needed me. 1508 01:54:40,073 --> 01:54:44,493 I just wanted you to stay in the wings and laugh for me. 1509 01:54:45,712 --> 01:54:46,672 In the wings? 1510 01:54:47,180 --> 01:54:51,020 I'm fine now. I feel encouraged. 1511 01:54:52,452 --> 01:54:54,622 But no... I still feel... 1512 01:54:55,021 --> 01:54:56,771 I appreciate it, but... 1513 01:54:57,790 --> 01:54:59,370 I can't bomb today. 1514 01:55:00,426 --> 01:55:01,476 That's what my wife said. 1515 01:55:01,728 --> 01:55:05,038 Yusuke': future depends on this act. 1516 01:55:05,598 --> 01:55:07,118 Everything': riding on it. 1517 01:55:07,433 --> 01:55:09,183 You have to stop being dramatic. 1518 01:55:09,535 --> 01:55:10,765 It's time to go. 1519 01:55:12,205 --> 01:55:13,405 Yusuke... 1520 01:55:19,445 --> 01:55:25,275 As you know, this event is broadcast live. 1521 01:55:26,486 --> 01:55:31,116 We're delivering the spirit of eco-friendliness from Okinawa. 1522 01:55:32,325 --> 01:55:34,055 It's a new challenge. 1523 01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:48,720 Teppei... 1524 01:55:50,243 --> 01:55:51,883 He's fine now. 1525 01:55:52,912 --> 01:55:53,842 Good. 1526 01:55:56,249 --> 01:55:57,739 Don't you have to go? 1527 01:56:02,588 --> 01:56:04,428 Yea... I have to go. 1528 01:56:06,225 --> 01:56:07,125 Dad! 1529 01:56:12,565 --> 01:56:13,795 You better not bomb. 1530 01:56:17,537 --> 01:56:18,557 Teppei. 1531 01:56:20,773 --> 01:56:22,003 Good luck. 1532 01:56:24,744 --> 01:56:26,054 Dad! 1533 01:56:32,285 --> 01:56:33,395 Shizuka... 1534 01:56:36,155 --> 01:56:37,885 You bomb and we divorce. 1535 01:56:43,963 --> 01:56:44,923 Okay. 1536 01:56:48,801 --> 01:56:51,671 Use your imagination. 1537 01:56:52,672 --> 01:56:56,482 If nature is your own house 1538 01:56:57,310 --> 01:57:01,670 you won't sit back and watch it get destroyed. 1539 01:57:03,049 --> 01:57:04,419 You wouldn't, would you? 1540 01:57:05,518 --> 01:57:07,858 Thank you. 1541 01:57:10,957 --> 01:57:13,827 Earth is screaming in pain. 1542 01:57:14,627 --> 01:57:18,987 It's a global problem that concerns everyone. 1543 01:57:19,699 --> 01:57:23,209 That's why we must work together to... 1544 01:57:28,775 --> 01:57:30,325 Daisuke is found. 1545 01:57:30,877 --> 01:57:31,577 Really? 1546 01:57:31,744 --> 01:57:34,204 Your brother called. He's on his way here. 1547 01:57:35,882 --> 01:57:38,192 Hello? Are you... 1548 01:57:38,684 --> 01:57:39,324 He hung up. 1549 01:57:39,552 --> 01:57:44,092 Let's do whatever we can to protect the environment. 1550 01:57:44,924 --> 01:57:47,294 Thank you for your time. 1551 01:57:53,332 --> 01:57:57,932 A big applause for Minister Katsuratani. 1552 01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:03,830 Now here they are. 1553 01:58:04,477 --> 01:58:07,697 Okinawa Eco Summit's celebrity promoters... 1554 01:58:08,247 --> 01:58:10,417 The Kinjo Brothers! 1555 01:58:10,817 --> 01:58:12,657 That was my line. 1556 01:58:34,907 --> 01:58:39,127 As you can see, there's only half of The Kinjo Brothers. 1557 01:58:39,812 --> 01:58:43,292 To be eco-friendly we're reduced 50%. 1558 01:58:47,954 --> 01:58:50,384 Our humor is reduced 100%. 1559 01:59:00,199 --> 01:59:01,659 Mom... 1560 01:59:03,569 --> 01:59:04,939 Stay here. 1561 01:59:07,206 --> 01:59:09,316 Here's a gag for you. 1562 01:59:11,077 --> 01:59:13,327 The pitcher raises his arms and... 1563 01:59:16,048 --> 01:59:17,508 No fun. 1564 01:59:22,488 --> 01:59:23,888 Next! 1565 01:59:26,459 --> 01:59:27,389 Hop, step... 1566 01:59:27,727 --> 01:59:28,627 Slop! 1567 01:59:35,034 --> 01:59:36,174 Gushiken! 1568 01:59:37,336 --> 01:59:38,356 I'm Tokashiki. 1569 01:59:38,604 --> 01:59:41,384 So they're boxers' names... Look. They're not enjoying it. 1570 01:59:56,355 --> 01:59:57,205 Brother... 1571 01:59:58,925 --> 02:00:01,795 Strong help is here. This is Eco-jiro! 1572 02:00:02,395 --> 02:00:04,565 But inside is... 1573 02:00:07,033 --> 02:00:08,053 Not yet. 1574 02:00:39,232 --> 02:00:40,842 That's enough. 1575 02:00:43,536 --> 02:00:44,496 Who are you? 1576 02:00:45,404 --> 02:00:46,224 Yuko. 1577 02:00:46,739 --> 02:00:47,699 Oh my God. 1578 02:00:48,207 --> 02:00:49,347 Brother Yuta? 1579 02:00:50,176 --> 02:00:50,996 No. Sister. 1580 02:01:05,424 --> 02:01:08,054 What are you doing?! 1581 02:01:08,594 --> 02:01:09,904 Who are you? 1582 02:01:12,932 --> 02:01:16,032 I'm sick of peckers saying eco-this eco-that. 1583 02:01:16,569 --> 02:01:17,709 Who said "packers"? 1584 02:01:17,970 --> 02:01:20,750 Peckers aren't kind to an ugly chick like me. 1585 02:01:21,240 --> 02:01:22,550 So I'm not kind to the earth either. 1586 02:01:22,908 --> 02:01:24,308 You keep saying that, Sis. 1587 02:01:24,610 --> 02:01:27,330 Of course because you're he romantic half. 1588 02:01:27,813 --> 02:01:29,393 And I'm the grotesque half. 1589 02:01:29,782 --> 02:01:30,362 You're right. 1590 02:01:30,549 --> 02:01:32,739 I know. I'm so ugly. 1591 02:01:33,152 --> 02:01:34,442 Shut up, will you?! 1592 02:01:36,989 --> 02:01:38,659 Stop laughing. You're ugly too. 1593 02:01:44,664 --> 02:01:46,624 Get them off the stage. 1594 02:01:46,999 --> 02:01:48,459 Why? The crowd loves them. 1595 02:01:48,768 --> 02:01:49,878 That's not the point! 1596 02:01:51,570 --> 02:01:53,300 Forget it. I'll go. 1597 02:01:53,606 --> 02:01:54,656 I was born nom under there. 1598 02:01:54,907 --> 02:01:56,047 Don't spread lies. 1599 02:01:56,309 --> 02:01:57,679 What?! Spread my legs?! 1600 02:01:57,977 --> 02:02:00,467 I didn't say that. There are children. 1601 02:02:01,514 --> 02:02:02,744 Oh yes, 150".!“- 1602 02:02:03,015 --> 02:02:04,035 Mi am... 1603 02:02:05,985 --> 02:02:07,655 It's been a long time. 1604 02:02:13,993 --> 02:02:17,913 My grandchildren are well taken care of. 1605 02:02:19,765 --> 02:02:20,585 Excuse me? 1606 02:02:24,770 --> 02:02:26,170 The family... 1607 02:02:27,473 --> 02:02:31,013 just wants to be wal111 and peaceful. 1608 02:02:32,812 --> 02:02:34,182 Like that? 1609 02:02:34,480 --> 02:02:36,380 Close your hands... 1610 02:02:36,682 --> 02:02:38,762 Wait a second. 1611 02:02:39,151 --> 02:02:41,491 Some of you aren't singing. 1612 02:02:43,823 --> 02:02:45,373 Please understand. 1613 02:02:45,991 --> 02:02:49,391 Close your hands. Open your hands. 1614 02:02:49,962 --> 02:02:52,832 Clap and close. 1615 02:02:53,299 --> 02:02:56,259 Open your legs. Babies pop out. 1616 02:03:06,812 --> 02:03:07,892 What are you wearing? 1617 02:03:08,214 --> 02:03:10,024 - My get-laid lingerie. - Gross. 1618 02:03:10,516 --> 02:03:12,946 Stop. Don't look it your big brother like that. 1619 02:03:13,352 --> 02:03:14,842 Get away. 1620 02:03:15,087 --> 02:03:16,107 Dad! 1621 02:03:16,355 --> 02:03:18,085 Not right now. Your dad's working. 1622 02:03:18,724 --> 02:03:20,894 Being a drag queen is her job. 1623 02:03:21,293 --> 02:03:22,113 I like women. 1624 02:03:22,361 --> 02:03:23,411 Has a wife and two kids. 1625 02:03:23,662 --> 02:03:24,892 Third grade and kindergarten. 1626 02:03:25,164 --> 02:03:26,304 Sells ham cutlets. 1627 02:03:26,565 --> 02:03:29,085 Deep fried in tons of lard. 1628 02:03:29,568 --> 02:03:30,708 Very helpful to global wanning. 1629 02:03:30,970 --> 02:03:33,580 Oh shut up! 1630 02:03:34,039 --> 02:03:36,149 He's such a goodie-goodie. 1631 02:03:36,542 --> 02:03:38,682 You egoist... Mr. Ego-logy. 1632 02:03:39,712 --> 02:03:44,132 TV celebrities are all egoistic and wear sunglasses all the time. 1633 02:03:44,850 --> 02:03:45,810 They do? 1634 02:03:46,051 --> 02:03:47,341 You do . 1635 02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:48,770 I'm not so questionable. 1636 02:03:49,021 --> 02:03:49,951 Yes, you are. 1637 02:03:50,189 --> 02:03:51,329 You are the most questionable. 1638 02:03:51,590 --> 02:03:53,230 I'm not questionable. 1639 02:03:53,559 --> 02:03:55,229 I'm just questionably queer. 1640 02:03:56,061 --> 02:04:00,011 Don't look at me like that, little brother! 1641 02:04:36,502 --> 02:04:39,402 They say we have to be kind to the earth 1642 02:04:39,972 --> 02:04:42,142 but if I were the earth, I'd feel pressured. 1643 02:04:42,508 --> 02:04:44,468 Oh, how interesting. 1644 02:04:44,810 --> 02:04:45,950 It's because... 1645 02:04:46,979 --> 02:04:49,349 Not many people have been kind to me. 1646 02:04:53,819 --> 02:04:55,309 I'll say this now but... 1647 02:04:57,289 --> 02:05:02,009 If I bombed today, I was gonna quit being a comedian! 1648 02:05:05,998 --> 02:05:07,018 Yusuke... 1649 02:05:09,235 --> 02:05:12,105 Brother Daisuke, the only person who accepted me, disappeared. 1650 02:05:13,005 --> 02:05:15,285 Well, he's not my realbrother but... 1651 02:05:16,842 --> 02:05:19,502 I was ready to give up. 1652 02:05:23,015 --> 02:05:25,625 Then this person showed up. 1653 02:05:26,085 --> 02:05:29,045 A sister or a brother, I don't know. 1654 02:05:29,755 --> 02:05:31,125 And we got you to laugh. 1655 02:05:32,324 --> 02:05:35,724 Honestly, I don't know what to do. 1656 02:05:40,733 --> 02:05:41,783 I'm sorry. 1657 02:05:47,439 --> 02:05:48,839 Like I said... 1658 02:05:50,309 --> 02:05:52,059 People haven't been kind to me. 1659 02:05:55,581 --> 02:05:57,131 So it's hard for me to feel happy. 1660 02:06:01,887 --> 02:06:04,667 Oops... This isn't the right time. 1661 02:06:05,491 --> 02:06:09,391 We're talking about the earth and I'm talking about me. 1662 02:06:16,035 --> 02:06:19,345 At least, will you keep laughing? 1663 02:06:26,412 --> 02:06:30,332 Isn't this smile annoying? Abusive, isn't it? 1664 02:06:32,084 --> 02:06:34,074 He never stops. 1665 02:06:40,926 --> 02:06:42,036 Why? 1666 02:06:46,265 --> 02:06:47,605 Whv do YOU keep smiling? 1667 02:06:52,538 --> 02:06:53,848 Tell me. 1668 02:06:57,409 --> 02:07:01,919 You lived with strangers for over 20 years. 1669 02:07:05,551 --> 02:07:07,331 To the family of strangers... 1670 02:07:09,488 --> 02:07:10,948 To the neighbors... 1671 02:07:13,859 --> 02:07:15,059 And to me... 1672 02:07:18,297 --> 02:07:22,307 Even to a chilly brother like me, you're nice. 1673 02:07:31,443 --> 02:07:34,753 No one's grateful. Everyone': just annoyed. 1674 02:07:40,686 --> 02:07:42,266 Whv can vou keep smiling? 1675 02:07:45,224 --> 02:07:46,304 Is there a catch? 1676 02:07:46,592 --> 02:07:47,902 There's no catch. 1677 02:07:52,064 --> 02:07:52,934 Then what? 1678 02:07:57,002 --> 02:07:58,642 Why are you so nice? 1679 02:08:01,106 --> 02:08:02,246 Isn't it obvious? 1680 02:08:06,078 --> 02:08:07,098 No... 1681 02:08:29,034 --> 02:08:30,084 It's my pleasure! 1682 02:08:30,402 --> 02:08:32,452 Thank you very much! 1683 02:09:39,104 --> 02:09:42,584 Sadawo Abe 1684 02:09:44,042 --> 02:09:47,552 Eita 1685 02:09:49,114 --> 02:09:52,594 Yuko Takeuchi 1686 02:09:54,086 --> 02:09:57,626 Takashi Tsukamoto 1687 02:09:59,057 --> 02:10:02,597 Sarutoki Minagawa 1688 02:10:04,096 --> 02:10:07,556 Hairi Katagiri 1689 02:10:09,101 --> 02:10:12,581 Sawa Suzuki 1690 02:10:14,072 --> 02:10:17,612 Takanori Takeyama 1691 02:10:19,044 --> 02:10:22,584 George Takahashi 1692 02:10:24,082 --> 02:10:27,562 Takanori Jinnai (special-thanks) 1693 02:10:29,121 --> 02:10:32,601 Shunji Fujimura (special thanks) 1694 02:10:34,092 --> 02:10:37,632 Ichiro Ogura 1695 02:10:39,131 --> 02:10:42,591 Ken Mitsuishi 1696 02:10:44,069 --> 02:10:47,549 Tsuyoshi Ihara (special thanks) 1697 02:10:49,107 --> 02:10:52,587 Ayumi Ishida 1698 02:11:11,363 --> 02:11:14,843 Written by Kankuro Kudo 1699 02:11:16,368 --> 02:11:19,848 Music by Taro Iwashiro 1700 02:11:21,340 --> 02:11:26,640 Theme song "Nakumonka" by Ikimonogakari (Epic Records Japan) 112735