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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,603 --> 00:00:09,605 THE FINAL JUDGEMENT 2 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,802 At six, the Final Judgement ... 3 00:02:31,603 --> 00:02:33,928 ... will begin! 4 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:37,206 What'd that voice say? 5 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,099 "The Last Judgement will begin at six." 6 00:02:44,426 --> 00:02:46,808 "The Final Judgement will begin at six." 7 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:49,047 It must be an ad! 8 00:02:50,972 --> 00:02:55,213 The final judgement will begin at six! 9 00:02:57,452 --> 00:03:01,310 The final judgement will begin at six! 10 00:04:03,815 --> 00:04:05,710 Long live his excellency! 11 00:04:10,803 --> 00:04:13,287 The citizenry is grateful... 12 00:04:13,388 --> 00:04:15,236 for being graced with your presence... 13 00:04:15,337 --> 00:04:18,308 ...at the big gala for the unemployed. 14 00:04:18,409 --> 00:04:23,069 The final judgement begins at six! 15 00:04:54,149 --> 00:04:55,910 It came from over there. 16 00:04:56,111 --> 00:04:57,373 No, from there. 17 00:04:57,574 --> 00:04:58,974 No way, from over there! 18 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,758 What a pretty ruby! 19 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:40,636 The final judgement will begin at six! 20 00:05:46,924 --> 00:05:47,962 Hi there. 21 00:05:53,911 --> 00:05:57,829 The final judgement will begin at six! 22 00:05:59,195 --> 00:06:00,186 Wait... what? 23 00:06:00,387 --> 00:06:01,714 I was expecting you'd come later on. 24 00:06:01,915 --> 00:06:03,326 I've still got to wash up, shave... 25 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:04,745 ...and clip my nails. 26 00:06:05,146 --> 00:06:06,649 I'll wait; I'll wait. 27 00:06:07,885 --> 00:06:11,367 By the way... first we're going to the movies. 28 00:06:15,312 --> 00:06:17,899 Giorgio, His Excellency has arrived. 29 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,400 I'll introduce you to him. 30 00:06:21,536 --> 00:06:25,403 Thank you. Thank you. Thanks a lot. 31 00:06:26,239 --> 00:06:27,750 Trust me, Giorgio. 32 00:06:27,751 --> 00:06:30,801 You'll get the job and pay that you deserve. 33 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:34,131 Tell him who I am and how good I am. 34 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:36,905 Confidence, Giorgio. 35 00:06:48,228 --> 00:06:49,667 Irene, Gianni's here. 36 00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:54,023 Gianni's here! 37 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:03,010 There're a couple newspapers over there. 38 00:07:03,011 --> 00:07:04,660 Pick one yourself, but hurry up, will ya? 39 00:07:06,737 --> 00:07:09,528 - Good day. - Good day, ma'am. 40 00:07:19,185 --> 00:07:24,150 I lost my heart to you. 41 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,456 One day it found its match... 42 00:07:32,227 --> 00:07:35,210 One day... it went mad. 43 00:07:36,546 --> 00:07:38,802 I'm living out this passion, ... 44 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,149 ... o, my soul. 45 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,871 I've lost everything; even sleep, ... 46 00:07:47,872 --> 00:07:49,728 ... o, what great happiness. 47 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:14,945 Will my lady be attending the gala tonight? 48 00:08:15,292 --> 00:08:16,776 It depends; maybe so. 49 00:08:17,075 --> 00:08:18,487 Are you from Paris? 50 00:08:18,562 --> 00:08:19,439 Kinda. 51 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:23,138 All the way! 100%! 52 00:08:28,469 --> 00:08:29,886 You like it here in Italy? 53 00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,417 I love it! 54 00:08:31,518 --> 00:08:33,814 I came to learn about Art. 55 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:35,215 Art! 56 00:08:35,737 --> 00:08:37,196 Above all art from the 16th century. 57 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:39,392 - And the 15th? - And the 17th. 58 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:41,374 I prefer art from the 15th and 18th centuries. 59 00:08:41,475 --> 00:08:44,306 Also art from the 14th century, but only partially... 60 00:08:49,301 --> 00:08:50,673 I told you I wanted it with milk. 61 00:08:50,974 --> 00:08:52,875 Excuse me, but you said with lemon. 62 00:08:52,976 --> 00:08:55,321 Think I can't tell the difference between lemon and milk? 63 00:08:55,422 --> 00:08:56,728 As you like, sir. 64 00:08:56,829 --> 00:09:00,155 No, as I like! Me! Idiot! 65 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:02,109 I'm no idiot. 66 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:04,838 When you can't tell the difference between lemon and milk... 67 00:09:04,939 --> 00:09:06,045 ...you're an idiot. 68 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,236 Idiot! 69 00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:09,634 Excuse me, but you're the idiot. 70 00:09:10,687 --> 00:09:12,304 He called me an idiot. 71 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,375 - Didn't he...? - He certainly did. 72 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:17,437 He said it first, I swear. 73 00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:18,890 I'm not asking you! 74 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,251 Speak, mr. Ambassador, sir. 75 00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:23,595 Democracy pleases me... 76 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:24,931 ...but let's not exaggerate. 77 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,418 Exactly, your excellency. Let's not exaggerate. 78 00:09:27,607 --> 00:09:31,231 The ambassador clearly said milk... milk. 79 00:09:31,956 --> 00:09:33,549 White milk! 80 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:35,753 Antonio, since this is how it is, you're fired. 81 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:37,716 Wait, what? You're firing me? 82 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:39,401 This incident has been resolved. 83 00:09:39,802 --> 00:09:41,141 Lemon for the ambassador. 84 00:09:41,242 --> 00:09:42,142 Right away. 85 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:43,886 No! Milk! 86 00:09:44,287 --> 00:09:46,733 Milk! Milk! 87 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:50,239 The final judgement begins at six! 88 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:54,295 But... is this really the last judgement? 89 00:09:54,396 --> 00:09:55,296 For sure! 90 00:09:55,397 --> 00:09:58,516 Well, then I guess we should consider ourselves dead already. 91 00:09:58,651 --> 00:10:02,099 It's a trial. Everyone will be tried, one by one. 92 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,859 -Yeah? Who's the judge? -The eternal father. 93 00:10:03,929 --> 00:10:05,244 And then you kick the bucket. 94 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:08,932 If you've done dirty deeds, straight to hell. 95 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,434 My God! Without any warning? 96 00:10:11,825 --> 00:10:12,535 Just like that? All of a sudden? 97 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:15,632 Oh, come on! It's just some idiot putting one over on us. 98 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,530 No way..! That voice is coming from on high! 99 00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:21,144 The lady's right. Look at that cloud... 100 00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:24,368 There's gotta be an airplane with loudspeakers on it behind there. 101 00:10:24,569 --> 00:10:27,490 Couldn't it be some kind of rocket in orbit or something? 102 00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:32,322 Nope, can't be that... those make a "beep, beep, beep" noise. 103 00:10:32,623 --> 00:10:37,406 The final judgement will begin at six! 104 00:10:37,672 --> 00:10:40,891 - It's saint Januarius! - Aw, that ain't no saint Januarius...! 105 00:10:40,992 --> 00:10:42,468 You're dreaming... 106 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,421 Hello there, Mateo. 107 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:47,160 - I was looking... - Still wearing that beanie, eh?... 108 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:49,602 Are you modest or just cheap? 109 00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:50,561 Who, me? 110 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:52,402 Come on, man, get yourself a proper hat. 111 00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:55,390 Your hat's your crown! 112 00:10:55,874 --> 00:10:58,283 Be realistic, Coppolo. 113 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:02,717 ...While we're on the subject; give it to me straight, as always: 114 00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:05,009 ...How do I look? 115 00:11:05,617 --> 00:11:06,195 Huh? 116 00:11:09,598 --> 00:11:11,763 Oh, just fine, just fine. 117 00:11:11,968 --> 00:11:13,121 Pardon me... may I? 118 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,999 See? 119 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:17,458 Perfect! 120 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,218 You seem taller. 121 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,136 Keep it. It's yours. 122 00:11:21,237 --> 00:11:23,044 But come on, a hat like this... 123 00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:25,563 ...requires a certain kind of a tie, a finer suit... 124 00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:28,752 No, don't take it off, now. There you go. 125 00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:31,081 I'm going through some tough times. 126 00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:33,100 I've become... 127 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,339 You've always gone against the grain. 128 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,774 Remember? "Don't get married..." 129 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:41,235 And now look at you, a wife, all those kids... 130 00:11:41,336 --> 00:11:42,350 "Don't mess with politics..." 131 00:11:42,351 --> 00:11:44,116 And you're all about it now...! Politics, politics... 132 00:11:44,317 --> 00:11:46,219 Will I see you at the dance tonight? 133 00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:48,976 I'm not into dancing. 134 00:11:48,977 --> 00:11:50,432 I'm all good... 135 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,750 You watch too much TV, man. 136 00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:54,479 Me, I can't. The doc says it's no good for me. 137 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,667 You're sitting there eating, and look over there... 138 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,743 ...bombs, corpses... 139 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,492 I don't have a TV. 140 00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:02,590 OK, well, give me a call, will ya? 141 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,981 I don't have a phone. 142 00:12:04,082 --> 00:12:05,481 It doesn't matter, I'll call you. 143 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:23,557 But... 144 00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:27,762 Hooligans! 145 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:28,863 Murderers! 146 00:12:29,664 --> 00:12:30,564 Criminals! 147 00:12:30,663 --> 00:12:32,067 - What's going on - They're peltin' em with tomatoes. 148 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:39,136 Mr. President, I'm innocent! 149 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:40,809 For a false title of "knight"... 150 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,069 ... he got 100 grand. 151 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,207 for a false title of commander ... 152 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:46,439 ... 150,000. 153 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,027 200,000, Mr Prosecutor. 154 00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:55,153 For a title of High Official, 250,000. 155 00:12:55,154 --> 00:12:56,154 Isn't that right? 156 00:12:56,155 --> 00:12:57,772 No, for a knight. 157 00:12:57,873 --> 00:12:59,806 Put down "High Official". 158 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:04,637 Just knight. I don't look enough like a High Official. 159 00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:07,000 Look at all his victims... 160 00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:10,070 Good people, family men. 161 00:13:10,371 --> 00:13:11,781 Upstanding citizens.. 162 00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:14,036 - Rip off artist! - Poet...! 163 00:13:15,706 --> 00:13:17,806 They were living sad, disillusioned lives. 164 00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:19,141 They'd waited a long time to have someone give them a little respect... 165 00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:23,398 ... just a little word with some honor to it. 166 00:13:23,499 --> 00:13:25,334 Something like "Cap'n", ... 167 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:28,954 ... "Sir", "Com", "Gra-cro". 168 00:13:30,332 --> 00:13:31,477 Great Cross. 169 00:13:32,286 --> 00:13:34,307 Like a fairy! 170 00:13:34,624 --> 00:13:36,633 The neighbors waved, "Hello there, sir..." 171 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,071 They'd take off their hats. 172 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:41,659 They'd kiss your hand even, right? 173 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:47,032 They were the best days of his life, gentlemen of the court. 174 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,372 All over the place... 175 00:13:49,473 --> 00:13:53,967 ... you'd hear "Sirs", "Cap'ns", "Coms" y "Gra-cros". 176 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:58,254 In the plazas and streets they'd never seen... 177 00:13:58,355 --> 00:13:59,831 ... a real "High Official" 178 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:03,102 Absolve Pasquale Ruocco! 179 00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:09,191 So he can go to the big dance for the unemployed 180 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:13,136 and make his modest, but useful contribution ... 181 00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:18,518 ... to those who only have one word to put after their names ... 182 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,517 ... "jobless." 183 00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:23,736 Mr President, Esteemed Judges ... 184 00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:26,120 There's a big, booming voice ... 185 00:14:26,121 --> 00:14:29,626 ... saying that the Last Judgment is going to begin at six. 186 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:35,440 Gentlemen of the Court, my client ... 187 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,936 ... will face it in all serenity. 188 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,661 one, two, three. 189 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,875 Mr. Andrea... 190 00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:44,876 one, two, three. 191 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:49,430 The important thing is to do it smoothly, not all of a sudden. 192 00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:58,069 so... 193 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,110 Legs together. 194 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,847 They'll be cheering for you this afternoon. 195 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,573 What's that? 196 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,995 Everyone says they're evil. 197 00:15:16,096 --> 00:15:18,547 They've got letters of recommendation. 198 00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:22,958 - Will you give me some caramel? - They're taking advantage of the fact that we're having elections today. 199 00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,766 It's a kind of indirect fraud. 200 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:27,895 One day a guy comes in here crying, see? 201 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:32,206 It turned out that before he showed up... 202 00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:34,961 ... He'd rubbed onions all over his eyes. 203 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:38,403 One day a guy comes in with a big long beard... 204 00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:39,643 ... and says: 205 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,182 "I am very hungry". 206 00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:42,672 And falls down on the floor. 207 00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:45,625 So I went into the kitchen and I brought him half a chicken. 208 00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:47,505 He dug right in. 209 00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:50,252 And then he says, all calm now: 210 00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:52,044 "Got any salt?" 211 00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:54,646 This guy's healthy as can be. 212 00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,121 I'll go. 213 00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:01,544 I sure am hot... 214 00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:09,607 - Is it from the north or south? - Right downtown. 215 00:16:16,504 --> 00:16:19,116 - Do you have your card? - Of course. 216 00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:26,295 - Do me a favor? - Sure. 217 00:16:26,496 --> 00:16:28,496 Go down and run up the stairs. 218 00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:49,357 What's going on? 219 00:16:50,381 --> 00:16:55,347 At six the last judgment will begin! 220 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,735 Ms. Matteoni ... 221 00:16:58,336 --> 00:17:00,631 It's been a half hour already since we heard it last. 222 00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:03,758 My God! Are we at war? 223 00:17:04,059 --> 00:17:06,140 No one's doing anything about it? What kind of men...! 224 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:07,594 What about the police? 225 00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:09,864 But... the radio? The pope?? 226 00:17:10,065 --> 00:17:11,454 They're broadcasting songs. 227 00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,110 - Songs? - Yep. 228 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:14,803 Did you hear that? 229 00:17:15,604 --> 00:17:18,716 Everything's normal here. Calm down, stay calm. 230 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,885 Stay calm! 231 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:23,691 Bring the champagne, Stefano. 232 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,092 See that, my love? They're singing in Rome. 233 00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:29,613 They're scientific experiments, Mister Matteoni. 234 00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:33,275 Of course, my man. The world goes on. 235 00:17:33,476 --> 00:17:36,892 - Listen to my heart. - You want to hear mine? 236 00:17:39,104 --> 00:17:41,341 Come on, come here; it's the TV. 237 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:47,420 We have to call the bishop. 238 00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:50,217 Must be a toothpaste ad. 239 00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:51,824 I'll never use that junk! 240 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,574 Look, look!! 241 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,895 Dear viewers... 242 00:17:57,229 --> 00:17:58,199 My dearest ... 243 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,400 See? It's nothing. 244 00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:03,822 Let's give thanks to God! 245 00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:14,745 My friends: what hand did I hide the little ball in? 246 00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:16,769 I'll count to ten. 247 00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,179 one ... 248 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,845 ... two ... 249 00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:22,617 ... three ... 250 00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:23,695 In the left. 251 00:18:23,796 --> 00:18:25,356 a thousand bucks says it's in the right. 252 00:18:25,948 --> 00:18:28,638 - Me too, a grand. - I'll go with that. 253 00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:32,833 ... seven, eight, nine... ten! 254 00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,190 The right hand. 255 00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:39,390 Pay, Matei, pay up. 256 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:40,803 Miss ... 257 00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:42,909 My turn? 258 00:18:43,381 --> 00:18:44,477 You have a little note here... 259 00:18:44,928 --> 00:18:46,295 A note? 260 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,467 Yes, a note. 261 00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:50,133 - Who's it for? - For you. 262 00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:51,234 For me? 263 00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:54,641 Yes, for you! 264 00:18:56,064 --> 00:18:57,019 Toss it up. 265 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,328 Thank you, Mister Duke. 266 00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:27,293 Thanks for remembering. 267 00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:28,294 Got a pencil? 268 00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:30,772 Giovanna wants to say hi. 269 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,221 The duke sent us some tickets for admission. 270 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,365 Tell him you'll be forever grateful. 271 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,431 Big hug, duke. 272 00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:41,683 You have to say: "Pleased to meet you". 273 00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:43,553 Thanks again. 274 00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:44,607 Just a sec. 275 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,160 We're so moved. 276 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:49,077 Happy easter. 277 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:52,160 But there's still two more months left before it! 278 00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:53,424 Better hurry it up. 279 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,742 What's the last judgement? 280 00:19:56,143 --> 00:19:58,921 I dunno. End of the world I think. 281 00:19:59,022 --> 00:20:00,408 What's the end of the world? 282 00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:02,127 We all die. 283 00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:03,228 What for? 284 00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:05,084 What for!? 285 00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:06,527 Me too? 286 00:20:06,628 --> 00:20:08,179 No, no, not you. 287 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,820 And mom? 288 00:20:10,271 --> 00:20:11,420 and Giovanna? 289 00:20:12,849 --> 00:20:13,607 and dad? 290 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,044 Sir ... 291 00:20:22,628 --> 00:20:24,072 Kind sir ... 292 00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:26,924 ... if what you have to say to me... 293 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,747 ... is urgent, you can tell me this afternoon ... 294 00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:30,348 ... at the big dance. 295 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,690 The kid's not dumb! 296 00:20:40,249 --> 00:20:44,824 The Last Judgement Begins at six! 297 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,664 Well, men, first of all, I don't believe ... 298 00:20:48,765 --> 00:20:50,652 ... in this stupid joke. 299 00:20:50,681 --> 00:20:53,044 All I know is that the children... 300 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:54,044 ... will have to go to America. 301 00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:55,889 Got the list? 302 00:20:57,741 --> 00:20:59,441 Sorrentino, Giuseppe. 303 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,681 Here. 304 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:02,723 The little posters? 305 00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:13,635 Who else? 306 00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:15,908 Giovanni Variale. 307 00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:25,564 Are you nuts? 308 00:21:26,322 --> 00:21:29,822 The last judgment begins at six! 309 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,688 Come now, Don't you start too. 310 00:21:33,054 --> 00:21:34,654 This isn't a cruise. 311 00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:35,937 I'm working. 312 00:21:36,038 --> 00:21:38,457 The kids have to embark. We've got no time to lose. 313 00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,140 Do it for the kids. 314 00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:41,528 Let's be kind. 315 00:21:41,629 --> 00:21:43,122 De Rosa, Salvatore. 316 00:21:45,603 --> 00:21:49,203 Come on, don't cry. Shut up, dammit! 317 00:21:50,607 --> 00:21:52,707 Nobody gets hit around here. 318 00:21:53,076 --> 00:21:56,376 The kid was purchased healthy and he has to stay that way. 319 00:21:56,528 --> 00:21:58,528 Come on, De Rosa, come on handsome boy. 320 00:22:03,328 --> 00:22:05,728 Don't cry, don't be that way. 321 00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:07,768 Carloni, Pasquale. 322 00:22:09,232 --> 00:22:11,632 Which boat is leaving? 323 00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,919 - Better off in a plane. - Come on already! 324 00:22:15,351 --> 00:22:16,551 Shit! 325 00:22:18,507 --> 00:22:20,387 Carloni isn't here. 326 00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:22,087 He didn't come, doctor. 327 00:22:22,188 --> 00:22:22,973 He didn't come? 328 00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,852 Didn't he show up on the bus? 329 00:22:24,953 --> 00:22:26,135 He must've ditched. 330 00:22:26,236 --> 00:22:27,465 What's that? 331 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:29,165 They don't want to anymore. 332 00:22:29,335 --> 00:22:31,535 What do you mean? What about the contract? 333 00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,067 He signed it a month ago. 334 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,653 And now he doesn't want to? 335 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,556 There's a fixed quota for children. 336 00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:37,937 I'll send the seven! 337 00:22:38,038 --> 00:22:39,736 That's the deal. 338 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,162 Be humble... 339 00:22:43,537 --> 00:22:46,137 ... But can't you be serious? 340 00:22:46,238 --> 00:22:48,962 Don't act ridiculous in front of everyone. 341 00:22:49,705 --> 00:22:50,905 Which phone is yours? 342 00:22:51,106 --> 00:22:53,466 What, like you have a phone! 343 00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:55,766 If you had one you wouldn't be poor. 344 00:22:56,971 --> 00:22:58,871 - Miss Davis. - yes? 345 00:22:58,972 --> 00:23:02,113 Bring the kids up onto the boat and get going. 346 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,403 Whatever happens, don't lose anyone. 347 00:23:05,504 --> 00:23:06,885 Candy for everyone! 348 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,973 Be good kids. I'll be right back 349 00:23:09,274 --> 00:23:11,316 Obey Miss Davis in all matters. 350 00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:12,568 Be careful. 351 00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:16,923 We're off to the big dance. 352 00:23:17,024 --> 00:23:20,086 We're going to have a really fun night, my love. 353 00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:22,226 I had to go today, but I'm staying. 354 00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:25,386 I renounce all my sacred and important duties. 355 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,127 Ask me whatever you want. 356 00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:29,536 Whatever you think is right. 357 00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:31,740 Ask whatever... 358 00:23:31,842 --> 00:23:33,642 - ... anything. - Anything? 359 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:35,230 Anything. 360 00:23:35,731 --> 00:23:38,277 - Where are you from? - Torreannunziata. 361 00:23:38,578 --> 00:23:42,639 - What do you do for a living? - History professor. 362 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,672 Let me think... 363 00:23:53,604 --> 00:23:55,104 But look who he is! 364 00:23:55,505 --> 00:23:57,701 It's been centuries since we last saw each other! 365 00:23:58,102 --> 00:23:59,402 No, you're mistaken... 366 00:23:59,503 --> 00:24:01,502 No I'm not. 367 00:24:02,887 --> 00:24:05,887 Just look at you! look how you've done yourself up. 368 00:24:06,952 --> 00:24:11,452 The last judgment begins at six! 369 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,601 It was all going so well... 370 00:24:22,411 --> 00:24:25,011 she was smiling at me, talking to me... 371 00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:30,425 The girls sure like you! 372 00:24:30,726 --> 00:24:31,915 They'll stick you! 373 00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:34,215 And who are you? 374 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,715 You don't remember? 375 00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:36,846 In the war. 376 00:24:36,947 --> 00:24:38,386 What war? 377 00:24:38,587 --> 00:24:39,526 The war! 378 00:24:39,727 --> 00:24:41,358 I wasn't in the war. 379 00:24:43,185 --> 00:24:45,685 Come on, man, don't be so modest. 380 00:24:53,685 --> 00:24:55,485 I didn't go to war. 381 00:24:56,392 --> 00:24:57,592 Well.. it sure seemed to me... 382 00:24:57,693 --> 00:24:59,977 You look just like a guy I know. 383 00:25:00,178 --> 00:25:01,327 He must have died. 384 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:04,902 Hey, did you see that? What a pair of legs! 385 00:25:06,455 --> 00:25:08,355 Run, run, ... please! 386 00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:10,645 I'll pay you if I find her. Run! 387 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:17,413 Here we are in a vast, very depressed area... 388 00:25:18,014 --> 00:25:21,420 ... where there are a lot of citizens with no roof over their heads, ... 389 00:25:21,675 --> 00:25:23,075 ... and no culture. 390 00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:26,958 But isn't that typical... 391 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,350 ... everywhere, all over the world? 392 00:25:29,845 --> 00:25:31,145 Sirs ... 393 00:25:31,246 --> 00:25:33,689 ... I can assure you that in this country ... 394 00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:38,306 ... this will come to an end within ten years. 395 00:25:41,735 --> 00:25:46,035 Excellency, couldn't it be possible within nine years? 396 00:25:50,224 --> 00:25:55,124 Let's look at the reality in an objective, statistical way... 397 00:25:55,225 --> 00:25:57,040 ...adding up the number of inhabitants ... 398 00:25:57,228 --> 00:26:00,528 But out there universal things happen. 399 00:26:03,116 --> 00:26:04,916 ...adding up the number of inhabitants ... 400 00:26:05,017 --> 00:26:08,469 ...and dividing by 18 and sometimes, by 19 ... 401 00:26:08,582 --> 00:26:10,787 I said the truth, I have seven kids. 402 00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:12,190 I have seven too... 403 00:26:12,276 --> 00:26:13,776 ...and another on the way. 404 00:26:13,977 --> 00:26:16,946 I need one porter,... 405 00:26:17,147 --> 00:26:18,650 ... not two. 406 00:26:20,093 --> 00:26:20,893 Did you get that? 407 00:26:20,994 --> 00:26:23,825 Mine are smarter and they suffer more. 408 00:26:23,926 --> 00:26:25,050 what about me? 409 00:26:31,144 --> 00:26:32,844 Recite the poem for the man. 410 00:26:32,945 --> 00:26:34,393 Recite it to the nice man. 411 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,005 "Lady love ... 412 00:26:36,106 --> 00:26:37,372 ... infuse a feeling... 413 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:39,363 ... of peace and vigor in my heart. 414 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,410 How solemn!.." 415 00:26:40,723 --> 00:26:42,523 Enough! Get out of here! 416 00:26:42,624 --> 00:26:44,582 Out! Get out! 417 00:26:44,683 --> 00:26:45,782 I can't take any more! 418 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,887 Go home. 419 00:26:47,988 --> 00:26:49,569 Get 'em off me! 420 00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:51,784 Out! Get out! Get out of here! 421 00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:52,784 Get out of here! 422 00:26:53,185 --> 00:26:54,185 Everyone out 423 00:26:54,286 --> 00:26:55,918 Go! Go! Out! 424 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:57,789 Go home! 425 00:26:57,890 --> 00:26:58,789 Get out of here! 426 00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,331 Go watch TV ... 427 00:27:00,532 --> 00:27:03,703 ... everything's got to be real clean! Out! 428 00:27:04,403 --> 00:27:05,703 Get them out of here! 429 00:27:05,804 --> 00:27:08,259 I can't concern myself with your children. 430 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,674 I just have one job. 431 00:27:10,775 --> 00:27:11,934 Shut up. 432 00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:17,403 - What's going on? - There's a voice. 433 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,837 - What voice? - Coming from there... 434 00:27:21,115 --> 00:27:22,915 - From where? - From the sky! 435 00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:25,344 Earlier, I came from Via Giaia. 436 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:27,101 If you ask me it's some kinda joke. 437 00:27:27,202 --> 00:27:29,591 It's over, my friend! Viva! 438 00:27:29,692 --> 00:27:30,832 Shut up, dammit! 439 00:27:30,933 --> 00:27:33,266 You're an agitator. 440 00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:35,322 What do I care? 441 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:39,568 Do I have to put up with this nose for another 10 or 20 years? 442 00:27:39,669 --> 00:27:41,686 We aren't all going to pay for your nose. 443 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,612 Fuck your nose, man! 444 00:27:43,713 --> 00:27:46,724 I knew it. No one cares. 445 00:27:46,825 --> 00:27:49,225 You're all a bunch of dirty egoists. 446 00:27:49,407 --> 00:27:50,707 Watch your mouth. 447 00:27:53,854 --> 00:27:54,854 Shameless! 448 00:27:57,290 --> 00:28:01,490 Come down here! Get down! Come here, quick! 449 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,625 The last judgment begins at six! 450 00:28:06,778 --> 00:28:08,178 How can it be? 451 00:28:08,716 --> 00:28:12,616 The last judgment begins at six! 452 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,317 Hold yourself up here, please. 453 00:28:14,418 --> 00:28:16,418 My God! Could it be true? 454 00:28:16,453 --> 00:28:17,516 Yes, it's true. 455 00:28:17,617 --> 00:28:19,073 What do we do? Laugh? Cry? 456 00:28:19,274 --> 00:28:20,274 Who knows? 457 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:23,273 Let's go for "pizza", I mean let's go to the plaza. 458 00:28:23,474 --> 00:28:25,020 - To the theater. - To the hospital. 459 00:28:52,545 --> 00:28:53,845 I got an idea. 460 00:29:14,469 --> 00:29:15,869 Since when? 461 00:29:25,678 --> 00:29:26,778 Since when? 462 00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:35,929 since just now. 463 00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:41,789 Since when? 464 00:29:43,246 --> 00:29:44,546 for a year. 465 00:29:46,278 --> 00:29:47,678 For a year... 466 00:29:49,058 --> 00:29:50,058 ... minus five days. 467 00:29:56,754 --> 00:30:00,254 365 days ... 468 00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:09,467 She said: "good day". 469 00:30:09,668 --> 00:30:13,656 And I answered: "good day, my dear". 470 00:30:15,157 --> 00:30:17,393 "Put this wool jersey on". 471 00:30:18,394 --> 00:30:20,056 "Yes, my love". 472 00:30:20,357 --> 00:30:21,662 My god! 473 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:27,434 365 days!.. 474 00:30:27,735 --> 00:30:30,709 I laughed happily ... 475 00:30:34,353 --> 00:30:36,875 ... and they kissed. 476 00:30:40,366 --> 00:30:41,666 Kiss! 477 00:30:43,799 --> 00:30:44,899 Kiss! 478 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,057 Kiss! 479 00:31:17,557 --> 00:31:20,657 I heard your footsteps in the hall. 480 00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:27,424 You came to tear me apart. 481 00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:30,093 The last judgment begins at six! 482 00:31:30,194 --> 00:31:32,244 Gentlemen, hey!.. 483 00:31:32,385 --> 00:31:35,324 At six ... 484 00:31:35,425 --> 00:31:36,708 Get away! 485 00:31:36,809 --> 00:31:38,907 ... The last judgement begins! 486 00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:44,595 I was reading over here ... 487 00:31:46,095 --> 00:31:47,695 ... and her over here. 488 00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:51,666 "What would you like to have for dinner, my dear?" 489 00:31:55,251 --> 00:31:56,851 "You decide". 490 00:31:57,452 --> 00:31:59,030 Poor me! 491 00:32:00,082 --> 00:32:02,282 "A chicken wing, my dear?" 492 00:32:04,396 --> 00:32:05,596 My dear... 493 00:32:07,035 --> 00:32:08,235 Darling... 494 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,080 It wasn't true... 495 00:32:13,477 --> 00:32:14,977 It wasn't true... 496 00:32:15,312 --> 00:32:16,812 It wasn't true! 497 00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:21,888 We don't use tomatoes, they make us a little ill. 498 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:25,683 We're like little canaries; we just eat semolina and milk. 499 00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:28,105 Pardon me, Sr. Admiral. 500 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,950 good day. 501 00:32:31,094 --> 00:32:32,794 Wait for me, jerk! 502 00:32:32,895 --> 00:32:34,981 Even now you're not kind. 503 00:32:35,551 --> 00:32:36,351 Alright, OK... 504 00:32:36,614 --> 00:32:37,714 Let's go to the terrace. 505 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:40,724 and see what we can see through the telescope. 506 00:32:55,949 --> 00:32:57,049 Is mom here? 507 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,336 Is dad here? 508 00:33:01,652 --> 00:33:02,552 Ah, the house! 509 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,377 Can we? 510 00:33:12,222 --> 00:33:13,622 If you please. 511 00:33:20,669 --> 00:33:22,269 Got any tomatoes in the house? 512 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:34,912 What'd you do that for? 513 00:33:36,227 --> 00:33:38,527 Why'd you hit me with that tomato? 514 00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:40,254 I wanna know why! 515 00:33:47,073 --> 00:33:48,473 Come on, be good. 516 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,783 Why'd you throw a tomato at me? 517 00:33:52,084 --> 00:33:53,284 Come on 518 00:33:55,098 --> 00:33:55,685 Come on 519 00:33:57,747 --> 00:34:01,447 The last judgment begins at six! 520 00:34:08,528 --> 00:34:10,128 If you won't tell me I'm not moving from this spot. 521 00:34:26,158 --> 00:34:27,358 But... come on, kids! 522 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:31,841 Here we are playing dumb, and the Last Judgement's on its way. 523 00:34:32,064 --> 00:34:33,164 Well, so what? 524 00:34:33,841 --> 00:34:35,341 I wanna get this thorn out. 525 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:37,142 My honor... 526 00:34:37,349 --> 00:34:38,849 is ruined. 527 00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:41,065 - hit him! - hit him! 528 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,165 - They'll all hear. - You're one brave guy! 529 00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,884 Thanks, I just need a hand. 530 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:47,802 Buttons! 531 00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:51,220 Where'd you put them? Pass me the gloves. 532 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,641 This is the last time I'll go to Napoli. 533 00:34:54,742 --> 00:34:56,112 It's fear, Mister. 534 00:34:56,213 --> 00:34:56,976 You believe that? 535 00:34:57,077 --> 00:34:59,183 These days anything's possible. 536 00:34:59,825 --> 00:35:01,925 I'm going back to Milan, milady. 537 00:35:02,026 --> 00:35:03,368 Hey kid! 538 00:35:03,873 --> 00:35:05,273 I want to know the truth. 539 00:35:05,422 --> 00:35:06,714 I want to know. 540 00:35:07,943 --> 00:35:09,640 Where's the director? 541 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:14,075 We were ordered to go on taking care of the clients. 542 00:35:14,352 --> 00:35:15,852 But I'd like to find out... 543 00:35:16,254 --> 00:35:19,254 Shut up, John; the money's going to America. 544 00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:36,826 Let's go. 545 00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:44,090 hit him! hit him! 546 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,514 hit him! hit him! 547 00:36:01,489 --> 00:36:05,689 This is Radio Paris broadcasting across the globe... 548 00:36:05,761 --> 00:36:07,061 ... we're here to inform you ... 549 00:36:08,108 --> 00:36:10,508 ... that an unidentified voice ... 550 00:36:10,909 --> 00:36:12,509 ... has announced that at six ... 551 00:36:12,768 --> 00:36:14,668 ...the last judgement will begin. 552 00:36:22,869 --> 00:36:26,669 But... the ambassador must know what's going on. 553 00:36:27,136 --> 00:36:29,436 We're always the last to know, ma'am. 554 00:36:32,267 --> 00:36:35,067 I think this is all my fault. 555 00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:39,139 Because I came to Italy to see the statues ... 556 00:36:40,161 --> 00:36:43,261 ... but I'm really here with a man. 557 00:36:45,347 --> 00:36:46,547 Like a slut! 558 00:36:52,665 --> 00:36:54,065 don't put yourself down, ... 559 00:36:55,095 --> 00:36:55,995 ... Ma'am. 560 00:36:56,659 --> 00:36:57,659 don't be so hard on yourself. 561 00:36:58,435 --> 00:36:59,735 don't be so hard on yourself. 562 00:37:06,314 --> 00:37:08,014 aren't you scared? 563 00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:11,956 Not of God, ma'am. 564 00:37:12,151 --> 00:37:15,551 The last judgment begins at six! 565 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,103 at six... 566 00:37:20,019 --> 00:37:21,819 ... I'll throw myself out the window. 567 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:32,982 Cossima ... 568 00:37:33,783 --> 00:37:35,083 ... cocaine. 569 00:37:36,106 --> 00:37:37,306 just a pinch ... 570 00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:41,098 you forget everything. 571 00:37:49,576 --> 00:37:51,976 Ms. Carmela, that's my shirt. 572 00:37:52,177 --> 00:37:53,321 No, it's mine! 573 00:37:53,622 --> 00:37:55,105 I'm telling you, it's mine. 574 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,366 I'm taking it 'cause it's mine. 575 00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:03,399 "And uniting with the sky, 576 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:09,365 and passing through the streets to the sea, 577 00:38:09,466 --> 00:38:12,046 a voice, 578 00:38:12,147 --> 00:38:14,732 a sweet voice. 579 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:19,470 Let us sing one more verse, 580 00:38:19,771 --> 00:38:25,601 So that this music, 581 00:38:25,802 --> 00:38:30,737 may never die". 582 00:38:31,995 --> 00:38:35,095 don't worry about it, the wind will blow it all away. 583 00:38:35,476 --> 00:38:37,676 damn your soul! 584 00:38:38,207 --> 00:38:42,707 "oh this woman shall cry no more..." 585 00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:57,675 I like funerals that have music. 586 00:39:20,511 --> 00:39:24,111 "And, uniting with the sky..." 587 00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:26,498 My son, were you scared? 588 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:27,690 Not me, mom. 589 00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:29,237 That guy's singing. 590 00:39:29,338 --> 00:39:31,002 It's nothing, don't be scared. 591 00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:32,568 Dad's asleep. 592 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,814 Are you hungry? thirsty? Want an orange? 593 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:38,015 No, mom, I gotta get dressed. 594 00:39:38,116 --> 00:39:40,232 - Whose is that? - Salvatore's. 595 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,522 I'm off to the Big Dance 596 00:39:41,623 --> 00:39:42,552 The big dance? 597 00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:46,365 Yes, my son, go to the dance, have fun. 598 00:39:46,765 --> 00:39:47,665 What are you lookin for? 599 00:39:47,712 --> 00:39:52,112 I need a pair of shoes. good looking, shiny, black ones. 600 00:39:52,395 --> 00:39:53,895 Where's the money from? 601 00:39:54,498 --> 00:39:56,498 Enough already with the music! 602 00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:58,084 I'll make em like new. 603 00:39:58,450 --> 00:40:00,150 No, mom, they'll notice. 604 00:40:00,351 --> 00:40:03,873 I know where to get em real cheap... 605 00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:05,040 ... just 3 bucks. 606 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:06,529 My god! 607 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,030 Oh god! 608 00:40:08,428 --> 00:40:09,828 We've only got 5 bucks in the house. 609 00:40:09,986 --> 00:40:11,534 I gotta pay rent. 610 00:40:14,326 --> 00:40:15,426 Should we wake him up? 611 00:40:15,627 --> 00:40:17,480 He works the night shift. 612 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:18,715 Let him sleep. 613 00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:21,040 Anyway, he doesn't believe in that kind of stuff. 614 00:40:21,141 --> 00:40:24,987 The last judgment begins at six! 615 00:40:34,946 --> 00:40:38,146 Mama Rosa, this shirt's mine. 616 00:40:38,347 --> 00:40:39,698 Give it to me, please. 617 00:40:41,699 --> 00:40:45,699 "In Marechiaro, when the moon comes out in Ma-re-chiaro..." 618 00:40:52,190 --> 00:41:01,602 The last judgment begins at six! 619 00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:05,567 A year and three months. 620 00:41:07,245 --> 00:41:09,145 Men, let's sign. 621 00:41:17,196 --> 00:41:21,696 let's see if we look like fools when six rolls around. 622 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:25,241 come on, what're you talking about? 623 00:41:38,176 --> 00:41:39,576 the tribunal! 624 00:41:44,158 --> 00:41:46,658 Let's recap a bit more. 625 00:41:56,989 --> 00:42:01,489 The general director of the TV station has invited three important personages ... 626 00:42:01,590 --> 00:42:03,460 ... in the worlds of science and politics. 627 00:42:03,761 --> 00:42:05,761 they'll be giving their opinion... 628 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:09,261 ... on the phenomenon that has captured the world's attention. 629 00:42:09,462 --> 00:42:12,264 professor Mariani, from our university. 630 00:42:12,465 --> 00:42:15,409 professor Piani, From the scientific institute. 631 00:42:15,610 --> 00:42:18,538 senator Gustavi, member of the Academy. 632 00:42:21,281 --> 00:42:23,380 but they didn't come. 633 00:42:23,481 --> 00:42:26,043 The genital directors of the TV ... 634 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:27,289 Excuse me! 635 00:42:27,490 --> 00:42:29,798 The General Directors of the Union ... 636 00:42:29,999 --> 00:42:31,693 ... of Genita-vision ... 637 00:42:32,635 --> 00:42:33,735 uh, of television! 638 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,520 please excuse me... 639 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:37,978 "We interrupt this broadcast due to technical difficulties" 640 00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,702 Bring him here. 641 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,947 he's too sensitive. 642 00:42:46,348 --> 00:42:47,568 What'll they do with the thieves? 643 00:42:48,383 --> 00:42:51,183 I knew this had to happen. 644 00:42:51,384 --> 00:42:52,578 calm down, Letizia! 645 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,670 -see how calm I am? -quiet! 646 00:42:58,329 --> 00:42:59,529 Excuse me...? 647 00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:01,040 I'm waiting for an answer. 648 00:43:05,587 --> 00:43:09,304 The last judgment begins at six! 649 00:43:12,635 --> 00:43:15,935 I don't wanna hear that voice anymore! 650 00:43:16,036 --> 00:43:17,014 My dear Letizia ... 651 00:43:17,388 --> 00:43:18,688 I wanna be deaf. 652 00:43:20,136 --> 00:43:22,636 It's all my fault. 653 00:43:22,837 --> 00:43:24,620 I should have told you: 654 00:43:24,837 --> 00:43:26,337 "I'm fine with just a little handwarmer." 655 00:43:26,538 --> 00:43:28,660 "I'll give up the mink and the yacht". 656 00:43:28,861 --> 00:43:30,221 "I'll give up the mansion". 657 00:43:30,322 --> 00:43:32,221 Then you wouldn't have stolen anything, my dearest. 658 00:43:32,422 --> 00:43:33,415 But... my love... 659 00:43:33,516 --> 00:43:35,171 ... what strange things you're saying! 660 00:43:35,772 --> 00:43:39,679 Yes, my love, you sinned for my sake... 661 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,709 ... robbed, cheated, bribed, speculated ... 662 00:43:42,932 --> 00:43:45,032 - Shut up! - Embezzlement, ... 663 00:43:45,133 --> 00:43:47,736 ... illegal conversions, corruption. 664 00:43:47,937 --> 00:43:49,337 No.. shut up! 665 00:43:49,867 --> 00:43:51,167 usurpation, ... 666 00:43:51,268 --> 00:43:53,167 ... defamation, mortification, ... 667 00:43:53,268 --> 00:43:55,313 ... falsification, lying... 668 00:43:58,414 --> 00:43:59,814 ...corruption! 669 00:44:05,815 --> 00:44:06,915 Carloni! 670 00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:09,457 what are they saying downtown, sir? 671 00:44:09,558 --> 00:44:11,691 - about what? - the Judgement. 672 00:44:11,892 --> 00:44:14,445 What are you asking that for? It's the last judgement. 673 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,188 Mister, is 18:00 six? 674 00:44:19,477 --> 00:44:20,877 yeah, that's six. 675 00:44:21,391 --> 00:44:23,791 and look out, these guys are punctual. 676 00:44:23,948 --> 00:44:26,948 - so it's for sure? - yep; are you scared? 677 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,550 Mister, this one's fainted. 678 00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:35,089 Excuse me. 679 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:40,034 what happened, Ms Carloni? 680 00:44:40,235 --> 00:44:42,408 He's a cute kid but bad. 681 00:45:09,844 --> 00:45:13,925 Ms Carloni, the organization I represent ... 682 00:45:14,026 --> 00:45:16,613 ... doesn't allow me to be incorrect. 683 00:45:17,392 --> 00:45:19,592 I'm gonna lose my job cause of you. 684 00:45:20,224 --> 00:45:22,224 Please... don't bug me. 685 00:45:22,475 --> 00:45:26,414 I put the kid with the Williams family in Cincinnati. 686 00:45:27,368 --> 00:45:28,868 One just doesn't do such things. 687 00:45:29,168 --> 00:45:31,368 You know where the kid's going? 688 00:45:31,836 --> 00:45:34,919 To a house where he can eat every day. 689 00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:38,919 they've got a black servant lady, a maid, a pool, and monkeys. 690 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,500 the monkeys jump around from tree to tree. 691 00:45:42,001 --> 00:45:43,643 you like monkeys? 692 00:45:45,447 --> 00:45:48,747 If there weren't so many of them... if they had a father... 693 00:45:48,948 --> 00:45:50,704 ...this wouldn't happen. 694 00:45:50,905 --> 00:45:53,418 you signed, so you can't go back on it now. 695 00:45:54,622 --> 00:45:55,922 my dear lady ... 696 00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:59,250 ... Luckily, in America they like our kids. 697 00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:03,324 let's act like we deserve the privilege. 698 00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:08,056 otherwise they're gonna pass us up and get little black kids or Chinese kids ... 699 00:46:08,257 --> 00:46:10,382 ... they're cheaper. 700 00:46:14,153 --> 00:46:16,853 The Williams, see, they're very caring. 701 00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:21,941 here's their house. 702 00:46:25,662 --> 00:46:27,162 garden and pool. 703 00:46:29,630 --> 00:46:32,430 the white monkey with the long tail. 704 00:46:34,728 --> 00:46:36,528 the well-trained black servant. 705 00:46:36,923 --> 00:46:38,323 Pasqualino ... 706 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:42,196 ... you can trust this man; he's a good person. 707 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,333 I love you very much. 708 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,444 do you hear me, Pasqualino? 709 00:46:51,013 --> 00:46:52,313 He's like dad. 710 00:46:52,514 --> 00:46:53,693 Very well, Madam. 711 00:47:04,261 --> 00:47:05,861 you may call me dad. 712 00:47:09,235 --> 00:47:10,840 You can trust em, you know? 713 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,139 - you can write to them every day... - I don't know how to write. 714 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:30,911 Good bye, madam, and thank you for your understanding. 715 00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:51,928 come on. 716 00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:18,516 let's go. 717 00:48:18,717 --> 00:48:21,321 Excuse me. Pardon me. 718 00:48:22,493 --> 00:48:24,282 excuse me. 719 00:48:24,853 --> 00:48:26,353 Pardon me. 720 00:48:35,683 --> 00:48:41,383 The last judgment begins at six! 721 00:48:46,075 --> 00:48:47,475 Maltese coffee! 722 00:48:47,776 --> 00:48:49,257 3 cents! 723 00:48:49,558 --> 00:48:50,973 3 cents for coffee! 724 00:48:51,174 --> 00:48:52,227 how about a coffee, Miss? 725 00:48:52,913 --> 00:48:54,296 Maltese coffee! 726 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:56,465 pretty scary... 727 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,704 what are you going to do about it? 728 00:48:59,268 --> 00:49:02,868 - I like the ladies. - You do well with em. 729 00:49:03,069 --> 00:49:04,173 You have a good heart. 730 00:49:04,763 --> 00:49:05,963 but i'm a widower. 731 00:49:06,164 --> 00:49:07,809 so what are you worried about? 732 00:49:08,407 --> 00:49:09,707 since when? 733 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,861 since yesterday. 734 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:20,308 just yesterday and here I am running after the ladies... 735 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:25,418 don't be like that... 736 00:49:25,619 --> 00:49:28,420 don't get bitter, what the hell! 737 00:49:28,621 --> 00:49:30,694 nature is like that. It's natural. 738 00:49:30,695 --> 00:49:34,200 tomorrow, if we're still alive ... 739 00:49:34,401 --> 00:49:37,216 ... when I go into my classroom I'll tell my students... 740 00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:41,475 ...that the truth must be taught in the schools. 741 00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:45,405 that the truth must be known and practiced, starting with me. 742 00:49:45,617 --> 00:49:47,017 I'm such a pig! 743 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:49,489 it's all very noble, what you're saying... 744 00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:53,835 ... but I've gotta go. I got a family, kids, ... 745 00:49:54,036 --> 00:49:56,720 ... real little kids. I gotta see em. 746 00:49:56,821 --> 00:49:58,642 See ya, Gaetano. 747 00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:01,559 Giovanni! 748 00:50:02,223 --> 00:50:03,123 What's up? 749 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:06,867 don't leave me now. there's only a few minutes left. 750 00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:09,918 I was in the war with you. 751 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,900 i'll give you whatever you want, just don't leave me. 752 00:50:13,101 --> 00:50:14,432 don't leave me! 753 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,640 Your attention please! 754 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,600 Attention! Attention... 755 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,880 Now we must give an example of total control... 756 00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:25,400 ...of our nerves. 757 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,080 Citizens, ... 758 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,240 ...at this special moment, ... 759 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,040 ... an important personage... 760 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,040 ...is a guest here in Napoli, our beloved city. 761 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,040 Citizens, you know how much he means... 762 00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:50,600 ...to the life of our nation. 763 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,920 Since I was a child... 764 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,120 I never even killed a fly. 765 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,160 All I think of is art. 766 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,240 It's true. 767 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,240 Have no fear. the artists will be saved, 768 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,800 children and artists will be saved. 769 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,360 ...gotta go all the way... gotta be comprehensive... 770 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,240 We've all got our faults. 771 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,040 for instance, ... 772 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,960 ...you're suspicious. 773 00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:21,200 that's not true. 774 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,440 Look at the little electric machine. 775 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,960 Just a shady guy like you could plan out something like that. 776 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,440 i didn't plan it, i swear. 777 00:51:31,490 --> 00:51:34,080 - I didn't plan it. - Pay no attention, Giorgio. 778 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,600 What's that compared to infinity? 779 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,120 Giorgio, be humble. 780 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,880 look how you've mussed your hair. 781 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,080 There's a guy out there that wants to talk to you. 782 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,760 How much time is left? 783 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,440 Twenty minutes. 784 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,080 All appointments are delayed til after the last judgement. 785 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,320 - So? - We've got to wait for the judgement. 786 00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:43,120 Dammit! 787 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,240 Sweet momma! Baby! 788 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,320 Were you afraid? 789 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,560 Be calm. 790 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,760 Come on, smile, nothing's wrong. 791 00:53:07,340 --> 00:53:08,360 are you the collector? 792 00:53:08,670 --> 00:53:10,880 No, ma'am, I'm the tomato guy. 793 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,040 your kid threw a tomato at me. 794 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,560 my love! what did you do that for? 795 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,240 that's it! ask yourself. 796 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,200 I want to know why. 797 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,720 Don't waste tomatoes, my child. 798 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:28,021 I'll leave him alone; I gotta work. The porter lady'll watch him... 799 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,480 I'll never leave you alone again. Your mommy will never leave you. 800 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,360 Look how scared he is. 801 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:43,120 The last judgment begins at six! 802 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,270 What are the kids painting there? 803 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,680 Don't touch it, it's mine!! 804 00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:51,220 I don't know who it's gonna be, but I'm gonna poke someone's eyes out. 805 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,360 Ma'am I just want to know why he did it. 806 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,120 Tell mommy why. 807 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,520 My dearest. 808 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,070 Whisper in my ear. 809 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,400 You sure look nice! 810 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,080 You need a button. You break everything. 811 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,080 Come here, my son. You can tell mom. 812 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,720 Don't make that face. 813 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,760 No one's going to touch you. 814 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,040 Imagine that. 815 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,280 Smile for me, my dearest. 816 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,640 "Obey mom or the boogeyman will get you". 817 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:25,680 That's it, good. 818 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,120 Open your heart to mommy. 819 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,200 Come on, tell me in my ear. 820 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,680 What? 821 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,360 Yeah, but what did you do? 822 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,280 Tell mom how you did it. Show me. 823 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,800 Excuse me... but the child says... 824 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,160 Say it, say it. 825 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,400 That you were walking... 826 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,760 I was walking... 827 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,400 That you were walking along ... 828 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,760 ...going like this. 829 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,680 Understand? 830 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,800 I don't get it. 831 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,920 Furthermore he's lying. If he's lying he's a thief. 832 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,160 He's just a little kid. 833 00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:11,940 A bad future's in store for him. 834 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,120 - What can I do for him? - That's a bad family! 835 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,520 excuse me. 836 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,120 Pardon me. 837 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:44,680 Vacation! we're on vacation! 838 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,680 The last judgment begins at six! 839 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:10,160 The last judgment begins at six! 840 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,520 hey kid! 841 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,560 kid! 842 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,840 I have to ask you to forgive me. 843 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,720 Pardon me. 844 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,000 Why? 845 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,640 If we aren't sincere now, when will we be? 846 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,440 I always envied you. 847 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,560 not for your smarts; you're not too smart... 848 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,760 I was jealous of your well-being. I wanted you to be mute. 849 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,280 and I even wanted... more and more... I wanted... 850 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,400 ... you to drown. 851 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,200 more and more... 852 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,120 ... I wanted you to die, pop! dead! 853 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:50,120 look man, i'm better now, ok. 854 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,600 I'll go face the last judgement... 855 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,560 ... serenely. 856 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,440 Long live the last judgement! 857 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,680 Where'd I put it? 858 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,680 I made a list. 859 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:06,720 I wrote down everything that I've got to say. 860 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,520 I've got the list! the time has come! 861 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,320 I have the list. 862 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,680 Good bye. 863 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,440 Bye. 864 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,520 The Tribunal, Gentlemen. 865 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,680 The Tribunal! 866 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,840 "the Law" 867 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,520 In the name of the Republic... 868 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:39,960 ... Pasquale Ruocco ... 869 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,120 ... has been found... 870 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,040 ... innocent! 871 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,760 But I'm guilty! 872 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:49,720 Guilty! 873 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,480 Listen, come here. 874 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,440 It's all yours, your kids and wife. 875 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,080 Put the shawl on. 876 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,200 Put it on, please. 877 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,960 Please. 878 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,640 You're shameless! You're nuts! 879 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,000 Take it all away! 880 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,760 I wanna go to heaven, to heaven! 881 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,800 I wanna go to paradise!! 882 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:24,500 Here it is. 883 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,140 This is a smaller number. 884 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,780 I'm doing it cause i'll probably be blasted off to the moon. 885 00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:31,540 I knew it. 886 00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:33,500 I can't see them. 887 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,900 The moon, Venus, Mars... 888 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:40,260 Those are alright with me. 889 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:43,820 But I won't pay more than 3,000. The dance costs 2,000. 890 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:47,060 What do I care? You'll see what kind of dance! 891 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,100 4,000, quick. 892 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,620 - 3,000. - 4,000. 893 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:53,020 I said 4.000! Come on, I have to close up! 894 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,420 Dammit! 895 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:59,220 Vesuvius is going to blow! I won't die like a rat! 896 00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:01,980 Come on, 3,000. 897 00:59:02,380 --> 00:59:05,060 Enough, Claudio! Enough already! 898 00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:07,300 How will we look before God! 899 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:09,300 Get your finger out of your nose! 900 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:11,580 They're going to catch you all dressed up for the dance. 901 00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:15,620 As if all we thought about was dancing and xylophones. 902 00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:17,980 We couldn't educate them. 903 00:59:18,540 --> 00:59:20,420 I hope they find you sweeping. 904 00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:23,100 Then when will I get ready? 905 00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:27,100 What dance are you talking about? No one's going to any dance. 906 00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,100 Not even the duke. 907 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:30,980 Try to understand what's happening, girl. 908 00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:32,700 I've got nothing to do with it. 909 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:34,840 Giovanna, don't repent. 910 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:36,940 I won't renounce the dance. 911 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:41,060 Let's not come off as a disunited family! 912 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:47,860 The last judgment begins at six! 913 00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:57,060 Three minutes left! 914 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,060 Hurry up already, damn you! 915 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:14,860 What's happening? 916 01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:42,060 What are you doing? Are you leaving before it's time? 917 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,100 I've got orders, 918 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,780 The captain gave them. 919 01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:46,300 He's scared too. 920 01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,460 You're not coming, dad? 921 01:01:02,780 --> 01:01:04,620 Miss Davis, have you seen the baby? 922 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:06,020 Get the baby! 923 01:02:55,740 --> 01:03:00,300 It's six! The final judgement is starting! 924 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:04,020 lucky horns! 100 liras each! 925 01:03:04,340 --> 01:03:05,260 Amulets! 926 01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:08,940 A lucky horn, just 100 liras! 927 01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:10,980 Buy me a horn! 928 01:03:11,340 --> 01:03:13,340 100 liras! want one, Mister? 929 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,100 50? no, it's 100 liras. 930 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:19,420 We'll start in alphabetical order! 931 01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:21,700 My name's Zuzzurro! 932 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,500 - My name's with a "B". - Until it comes... 933 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:34,300 Aa Aaton, Swiss! 934 01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:35,500 It's on TV. 935 01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:42,100 Aa Aaton! 936 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:43,860 That's me. 937 01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:49,060 Do you like custard? 938 01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:52,740 What kind of question is that? 939 01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:55,300 do you like custard? -yes... 940 01:03:56,900 --> 01:04:00,500 would you let a chinese man die for some custard? 941 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:04,420 There's a lot of chinese people... 600 million of them. 942 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:09,020 one more or less in these times ....be sincere. 943 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,100 Come on, answer. 944 01:04:12,460 --> 01:04:14,100 answer, cretin! 945 01:04:17,860 --> 01:04:19,860 I'm not a bad person. 946 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,500 Be honest! 947 01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:28,300 Annabelle, Paris, France! 948 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,820 Annabelle, you're a miser! 949 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:38,540 it's him! he's Annabelle! 950 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:41,020 No, I'm Antabel. 951 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:43,340 I'm sorry, I was mistaken 952 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,020 Annabelle Butier! 953 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,860 Annabelle, you're a miser! 954 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:49,260 Me? Miserly? 955 01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:50,500 Yes, miserly. 956 01:04:50,540 --> 01:04:51,420 There must be some mistake. 957 01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:53,420 Say it. 958 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,980 Say it! About the million. 959 01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:59,500 Tell him what you said to the poor folks on christmas. 960 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,500 Go on! 961 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:02,380 Come on, nice and loud. 962 01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:03,940 I can't. 963 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,300 He gave a million! 964 01:05:08,060 --> 01:05:09,380 A million? 965 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,580 A million. 966 01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:13,180 Why not two? 967 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:18,220 Abati, Antonio! 968 01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:21,460 Via Banisferno, 38 stairway C, interior 3 ... 969 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,260 ... Roma, Italia. Is that clear? 970 01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,460 Antonio Abati! 971 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,420 that's me. 972 01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:31,180 what are you dressed like that for? 973 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,420 Take that off! 974 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,860 You don't need to disguise yourself! 975 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,020 but i have a mother! 976 01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:46,820 i have a mother too! me too! 977 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,620 me too! 978 01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:56,980 Mamma mia, what terrible silence! 979 01:05:57,740 --> 01:05:59,580 Max Ajax! 980 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,140 Dusseldorf ... 981 01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:02,420 ... Alemania! 982 01:06:03,780 --> 01:06:05,060 Max Ajax! 983 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:08,980 Did you learn anything from the last war? 984 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:10,300 The last one? 985 01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:11,540 yes! 986 01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:15,100 we committed a major error. It must be confessed. 987 01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,700 if we'd used our battleships properly, .... 988 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:20,340 ...according to the principle of frontal attack ... 989 01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,460 ...then the battle ... 990 01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:29,140 ...we would've won the battle. 991 01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:32,260 next! come on! 992 01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:40,020 Aha Ahmed! Aleppo, Syria! 993 01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,220 Aha Ahmed, you...! 994 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:46,100 Excuse me, I'm a muslim. 995 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:47,140 i didn't say anything. 996 01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:54,740 John Adams! Liverpool, England! 997 01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:58,060 John Adams! do you accuse yourself of anything? 998 01:06:58,300 --> 01:06:59,100 Pardon me, ... 999 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:00,740 ...but do you speak English? 1000 01:07:00,741 --> 01:07:01,400 No. 1001 01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:02,500 sorry. 1002 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,440 Adley, Little Rock! 1003 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:12,600 Adley! do you hate blacks? 1004 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,600 Do you... 1005 01:07:14,601 --> 01:07:17,200 Confess! Do you... 1006 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:18,560 hate black people!? 1007 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,600 It's not true! 1008 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,200 It's not true! 1009 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:23,960 See... 1010 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,200 ...It's not true. 1011 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,520 he's black. Blacker than this guy...! 1012 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:34,280 my friend! 1013 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,840 come here, come here. 1014 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,640 come here, my dear. 1015 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,280 come here. 1016 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,200 don't be afraid. 1017 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:49,720 come. 1018 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,160 so... 1019 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,840 Ea nanny, ea nanny, 1020 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,720 you're not black, you're white, 1021 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,440 all white, like cream, 1022 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:21,040 you're whiter than me, 1023 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:23,920 i'm blacker than you. 1024 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,640 "Ea nanny, ea nanny, 1025 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,960 you're not black, you're white, 1026 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,760 all white, like cream, 1027 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,640 you're whiter than me, 1028 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,240 I'm blacker than you. 1029 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,600 Ea nanny, ea nanny, 1030 01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:05,720 you're not black, you're white." 1031 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,320 Giovanna, you sing too 1032 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,840 "you're whiter than me, 1033 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,400 i'm blacker than you." 1034 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,320 Rome! My sweet Rome 1035 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,240 "R" for Rome! 1036 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,480 Ask for a direct line! 1037 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,040 direct phone line to the minister! 1038 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,320 at least an advisor! 1039 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,160 "Ea nanny, ea nanny, 1040 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:30,240 you're not black, you're white, 1041 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,800 all white, like cream, 1042 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,240 you're whiter than me, 1043 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,840 i'm blacker than you. 1044 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:51,640 Ea nanny, ea nanny, 1045 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,360 you're not black, you're white, 1046 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,040 all white like cream, 1047 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,680 you're whiter than me, 1048 01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:01,920 i'm blacker than you." 1049 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,040 He came out! over there! 1050 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,280 over there! 1051 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:32,280 here, here! 1052 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,640 umbrella! 1053 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,160 1.000 liras! 1054 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,760 buy me an umbrella! 1.000 liras! 1055 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,080 buy me one! 1056 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,080 you're no cheat, the cops know it. 1057 01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:21,120 let me hear. 1058 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,680 I can't hear a thing. 1059 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:25,680 it's better that way. 1060 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,680 it would disgust me if you went. 1061 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,680 You would've been bored and you would've gone. It's better this way. 1062 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,720 better for me. 1063 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:35,520 What do i do now? I wanted to talk to him. 1064 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,520 Pasquale Abba! Via Celle, 32! Napoli! 1065 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,521 He's gone to Napoli. 1066 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,560 Pasquale Abba! 1067 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,240 -good day. 1068 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,120 What's up? 1069 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,480 not much... what is it? 1070 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,520 That's not true. Yesterday you got mad at me, I heard. 1071 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,240 You're right, Abba. 1072 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,320 It was just a moment. 1073 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,840 My wife was complaining. 1074 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,080 She's seven months. 1075 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,920 She gets a bad impression... 1076 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,200 ...From all those magazines. 1077 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,720 It's so easy to get an abortion! 1078 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,720 I always tell him: 1079 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,800 "She shouldn't read, the little creature shouldn't read anything". 1080 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,560 I just showed you a couple photos. 1081 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,960 The one with Kruschev. 1082 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,800 All handsome and smiling. 1083 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,080 looks a bit like my father in law. 1084 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,600 And then the one of Kennedy. 1085 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:31,280 Looked pretty normal, with a little girl holding hands with him. 1086 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,040 They won't be able... 1087 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,800 I just always dream... 1088 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,000 Nightmares. 1089 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,840 Yesterday she dreamt ... 1090 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:45,320 ...she was breastfeeding the future baby... 1091 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,920 And suddenly i heard something like a siren. 1092 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,720 And the baby exploded In my arms, the poor thing. 1093 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,800 one arm ended up in a tree. 1094 01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,200 Why should he be born? 1095 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:02,840 Calm down, nothing's wrong. 1096 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,680 They're people like us, they won't do anything stupid. 1097 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:07,720 - right?? 1098 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,680 - right?? 1099 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,680 fancy that... 1100 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,720 Did you hear that? he said "fancy that." 1101 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:17,360 he said "fancy that." 1102 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,200 You could explain better. 1103 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,600 It's been explained. 1104 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:24,280 - He's gone. - Must have gotten pissed off. 1105 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,320 Hang on a minute... 1106 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,200 yes, he's gone. 1107 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,040 -What do we do now? -What's going on? 1108 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,040 -did he change his mind? 1109 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,760 What if it's not the last judgement, but, I don't know ... 1110 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,280 ... -the flood? 1111 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,640 -What, has there been a change of plans? 1112 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,000 It's over, he's gone. 1113 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,520 But i had so much to tell him. 1114 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,160 I had to read him this list of things, look. 1115 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,480 -The first. -The last. 1116 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:54,280 Don't say stupid things. That stuff's from the gospels. 1117 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,400 The first. 1118 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:59,400 More of your silliness. -Wouldn't you rather see the sun? 1119 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:01,800 This is the final flood. 1120 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,000 -wait, did you say flood? 1121 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,400 i'm leaving. 1122 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,600 We live in a basement. my family will be all drowned. 1123 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,280 The little one with water up to his neck... 1124 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,320 I'm going too. 1125 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,280 It'll make a bad impression on you. 1126 01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:15,840 I want to save them. 1127 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:19,520 The little one drowning, -What can you do? 1128 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,520 It's the flood! 1129 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,720 -Well, what is it, the flood or the judgement? 1130 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,360 Final Flood. 1131 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,120 Laughable prices! Buy an umbrella! 1132 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:31,840 Protect yourself from the rain! Don't get drowned! 1133 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:33,680 We need a boat! 1134 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,800 We'll be flooded by the sea. 1135 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,680 Let's go climb to the mountaintop. 1136 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,720 Please let Nuzzaffi by. 1137 01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,200 Our porter. 1138 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,280 coming through; at least he can be saved. 1139 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:29,800 Let him by. 1140 01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:39,160 Give me an umbrella, please. 1141 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,600 The final flood. 1142 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:11,800 Miss! 1143 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,080 Now it's over. 1144 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,520 I live on the fifth floor. -Want to come up with me? 1145 01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,800 Excuse me, but i don't know you. 1146 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:23,960 Fifth floor. Happy times. The last ones. 1147 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,640 You're not my type. Too dangerous. 1148 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,280 That's how it goes. 1149 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,000 Too dangerous. 1150 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,040 What a fanatic! 1151 01:16:33,220 --> 01:16:34,200 A fanatic! 1152 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:36,560 - Miss. - What? 1153 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,640 - I live on the fifth floor. - So what? 1154 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:41,300 driver! 1155 01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:43,660 i'm not stopping! 1156 01:16:44,060 --> 01:16:45,660 Driver! 1157 01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:47,540 But, -what does he want? 1158 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:51,380 Run, run! 1159 01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:05,180 Firemen! 1160 01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:33,260 Pardon me. 1161 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:36,300 -How long til the water comes up to my head? 1162 01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:37,780 -you know how to swim? 1163 01:17:38,060 --> 01:17:38,900 not me. 1164 01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:43,340 I'll stay with you. Lift me up like this, with your fingers. 1165 01:17:43,380 --> 01:17:45,140 I don't even weigh 40 kilos. 1166 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:46,780 -Do you mind? 1167 01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:48,820 Thanks. 1168 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,980 Grab an umbrella at least. 1169 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:09,980 calm down, don't get worked up. 1170 01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:15,160 I can't anymore. 1171 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:17,940 Get out! 1172 01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:21,780 Hurry! 1173 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:27,020 In 1952 ... 1174 01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:29,660 ...we made a two million lira bribe... 1175 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:32,020 ... to Giuliazzi and Capusei. 1176 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:33,460 Rotter! 1177 01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:36,340 You won't catch me! 1178 01:18:37,740 --> 01:18:39,660 come here! shut up! 1179 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:48,340 - what a bad break! - What happened? 1180 01:18:48,540 --> 01:18:49,580 he can't hold his liquor. 1181 01:19:03,810 --> 01:19:07,010 This is a punishment! A divine punishment! 1182 01:19:07,530 --> 01:19:09,610 You shouldn't sell your children! 1183 01:19:10,010 --> 01:19:13,930 Oh heavens! you're right! 1184 01:19:13,970 --> 01:19:14,970 Don't be that way. 1185 01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:16,370 -Want to shut up? 1186 01:19:16,730 --> 01:19:19,610 -Don't you get it? Something serious is happening! 1187 01:19:19,890 --> 01:19:22,170 -Don't you see we could drown? 1188 01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:24,410 We'll all be drowned! 1189 01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:25,730 Starting with you. 1190 01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:27,970 You came into the house like a demon. 1191 01:19:28,490 --> 01:19:30,370 We sold you our souls! Demon! 1192 01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:36,930 Santa Elisabetta, free me from lightning and arrows. 1193 01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:40,210 yes, go on, pray. it won't do you any good. 1194 01:19:40,530 --> 01:19:43,770 You're a demon. You stole our son. 1195 01:19:44,090 --> 01:19:45,850 -why are you taking your hate out on me? 1196 01:19:46,290 --> 01:19:48,530 You can't judge me. You don't understand. 1197 01:19:49,130 --> 01:19:52,330 take it out on those who, socially speaking... 1198 01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:54,330 consider my work normal. 1199 01:19:54,370 --> 01:19:56,450 I didn't invent it. 1200 01:19:56,810 --> 01:19:57,810 Damn you! 1201 01:19:59,690 --> 01:20:01,650 Don't be that way. 1202 01:20:01,890 --> 01:20:03,970 I agree with you. 1203 01:20:04,290 --> 01:20:06,290 Certain things you just don't do. 1204 01:20:06,330 --> 01:20:08,170 I promise i won't do it again. 1205 01:20:08,210 --> 01:20:10,890 I'm getting a new job tomorrow. I swear. 1206 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,690 good day. 1207 01:20:35,410 --> 01:20:36,450 good day. 1208 01:20:36,490 --> 01:20:37,690 -Where you going, Miss? 1209 01:20:38,050 --> 01:20:39,930 I was just taking a walk. 1210 01:20:40,450 --> 01:20:42,010 -may I accompany you? 1211 01:20:42,290 --> 01:20:43,170 if you want... 1212 01:20:45,570 --> 01:20:48,170 -did you know they're delaying the dance? 1213 01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:49,970 that would be too bad. 1214 01:20:50,210 --> 01:20:53,290 If you've got something to say, say it now. 1215 01:20:53,610 --> 01:20:55,330 It's hard with all this water. 1216 01:20:56,370 --> 01:20:57,570 yes, there's a lot of noise... 1217 01:21:00,770 --> 01:21:02,010 They say it won't end. 1218 01:21:02,410 --> 01:21:04,890 - You think so? - Don't you? 1219 01:21:04,330 --> 01:21:06,090 no, not me. 1220 01:21:14,330 --> 01:21:16,250 Hurry up, let's go! 1221 01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:18,570 We've been looking for you for a half an hour. 1222 01:21:18,810 --> 01:21:20,330 -Can he come too? 1223 01:21:20,770 --> 01:21:21,850 -Who? 1224 01:21:22,050 --> 01:21:23,410 Mister Luca. 1225 01:21:25,690 --> 01:21:27,250 I was looking for you. 1226 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:30,370 we'll give them back to the shoemaker. 1227 01:21:36,130 --> 01:21:37,210 Bye. 1228 01:21:41,650 --> 01:21:43,330 Let me have it. 1229 01:21:56,050 --> 01:21:57,250 It's stopped raining! 1230 01:21:59,090 --> 01:21:59,130 The sun's out! 1231 01:22:08,650 --> 01:22:09,970 Let's go home. 1232 01:22:09,990 --> 01:22:10,990 Thanks. 1233 01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:12,490 you're welcome. 1234 01:22:42,530 --> 01:22:47,130 " Oh sole mio!" [oh sun of mine] 1235 01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:51,010 "To be before you". 1236 01:22:51,490 --> 01:22:53,410 " Oh sole mio!" 1237 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:05,330 -Now the moon's coming out. - not yet. 1238 01:23:06,770 --> 01:23:07,970 It's over. 1239 01:23:08,090 --> 01:23:09,250 Now yes... yes. 1240 01:23:09,330 --> 01:23:11,610 How beautiful! oh happiness! 1241 01:23:11,930 --> 01:23:13,010 no more fear, now. 1242 01:23:13,330 --> 01:23:14,770 That "thing" is over with. 1243 01:23:15,170 --> 01:23:17,690 How beautiful! oh happiness! 1244 01:23:17,730 --> 01:23:19,690 -how was the world going to end? 1245 01:23:19,730 --> 01:23:22,210 with everything there is to see. 1246 01:23:22,490 --> 01:23:23,770 Look up at the sky, Mister. 1247 01:23:23,810 --> 01:23:27,010 Mankind, what a marvelous thing! 1248 01:23:27,330 --> 01:23:31,770 Thieves, ruffians, murderers, whatever. 1249 01:23:31,810 --> 01:23:33,290 But what a marvelous thing! 1250 01:23:33,330 --> 01:23:36,330 I don't even care if my wife cheats on me. 1251 01:23:48,210 --> 01:23:50,370 Pardon me, I'm all emotional. 1252 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:54,210 Cry, don't be ashamed, you're a man aren't you? 1253 01:23:54,490 --> 01:23:55,410 It's beautiful, even. 1254 01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:57,410 Take your card. 1255 01:23:57,450 --> 01:24:00,050 -Are we sure it's all over with now? 1256 01:24:00,090 --> 01:24:02,530 I think it was collective suggestibility. 1257 01:24:03,410 --> 01:24:06,690 Maybe we're dead but just think we're alive. 1258 01:24:07,690 --> 01:24:09,690 Knock on wood. 1259 01:24:11,370 --> 01:24:12,850 Furthermore, in 1952... 1260 01:24:16,650 --> 01:24:18,450 Enough! -You hear me? 1261 01:24:20,370 --> 01:24:21,450 Letizia, come here! 1262 01:24:21,730 --> 01:24:22,930 come here, dammit! 1263 01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:50,150 buy a little flag! 1264 01:24:50,190 --> 01:24:53,630 it's only 50 liras! 1265 01:24:57,390 --> 01:24:58,990 I've got seven kids. 1266 01:25:00,070 --> 01:25:01,350 You're telling me! 1267 01:25:02,950 --> 01:25:05,990 Buy a little flag! 1268 01:25:06,030 --> 01:25:07,350 we're happy! 1269 01:25:07,390 --> 01:25:09,070 a little flag! 1270 01:25:10,790 --> 01:25:12,230 just 50 liras! 1271 01:25:12,870 --> 01:25:13,950 Miss... 1272 01:25:15,510 --> 01:25:17,110 I think i can help you. 1273 01:25:17,310 --> 01:25:19,750 - Your address? - Monte Calvari, 5. 1274 01:25:19,790 --> 01:25:21,630 How much does this little woman weigh? 1275 01:25:21,670 --> 01:25:22,630 Seven kilos. 1276 01:25:22,670 --> 01:25:24,630 And this one...? -want some work? 1277 01:25:24,670 --> 01:25:27,630 -do you like indians, the rocky mountains? 1278 01:25:27,670 --> 01:25:28,670 -Sitting bull? 1279 01:25:44,430 --> 01:25:46,550 Mister Director, I'm still here. 1280 01:25:47,270 --> 01:25:48,430 follow me. 1281 01:25:51,510 --> 01:25:52,630 OK, boys. 1282 01:25:53,430 --> 01:25:55,070 Let's be done with this. 1283 01:25:56,950 --> 01:26:00,990 The one that gets the biggest, gets the job. 1284 01:26:01,030 --> 01:26:02,470 Like i told you before. 1285 01:26:02,710 --> 01:26:07,150 by luck, that way you can't say i was taking my favorite. 1286 01:26:12,870 --> 01:26:14,950 come on, let's not lose time. 1287 01:26:16,430 --> 01:26:18,510 Hurry, the dance is starting in an hour. 1288 01:26:28,190 --> 01:26:29,350 You first. 1289 01:26:35,910 --> 01:26:38,110 - Let's forget it. - Good night. 1290 01:27:02,670 --> 01:27:05,310 -Am i mistaken, or did you rob me? 1291 01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:08,310 but i don't even have one lira on me. 1292 01:27:08,350 --> 01:27:09,910 this morning you did. 1293 01:27:09,950 --> 01:27:11,630 I got my wallet right here 1294 01:27:11,670 --> 01:27:14,070 I want my wallet! 1295 01:27:14,990 --> 01:27:17,790 it's a miracle you're alive and you're worried about your wallet. 1296 01:27:17,830 --> 01:27:19,150 I'll call the cops. 1297 01:27:20,550 --> 01:27:21,870 What a drag you are! 1298 01:27:23,830 --> 01:27:25,350 It was a joke, man! 1299 01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:28,910 You've got no sense of humor. 1300 01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:30,190 take it. 1301 01:27:33,470 --> 01:27:35,390 you shouldn't do that. 1302 01:27:35,670 --> 01:27:36,850 It's a shame. 1303 01:27:38,990 --> 01:27:40,070 Gaetano! 1304 01:27:47,550 --> 01:27:49,030 -You leaving just like that? 1305 01:27:55,510 --> 01:27:57,750 -What meaning is there to life? 1306 01:27:58,590 --> 01:27:59,670 Bye. 1307 01:28:06,550 --> 01:28:08,670 I didn't do it out of meanness. 1308 01:28:08,990 --> 01:28:13,070 We're not as we'd like to be, but as we're allowed to be. 1309 01:28:14,550 --> 01:28:15,790 -understand? 1310 01:28:39,710 --> 01:28:41,870 Stop, thief! Stop, thief! 1311 01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:48,830 Your excellency... 1312 01:28:50,710 --> 01:28:53,190 Please excuse my involuntary failure to pay attention... 1313 01:28:53,230 --> 01:28:56,550 ... due to the phenomenon that has disoriented us so today. 1314 01:28:56,590 --> 01:29:01,150 We admit our unpardonable fault. Believe us. 1315 01:29:55,790 --> 01:29:57,150 Mister ambassador ... 1316 01:29:58,510 --> 01:30:00,830 ... I gotta ask you for a big favor. 1317 01:30:03,790 --> 01:30:06,870 Give me a hand with the director. 1318 01:30:08,270 --> 01:30:09,710 Mister ambassador... 1319 01:30:12,630 --> 01:30:13,790 Mister ambassador! 1320 01:30:21,110 --> 01:30:22,390 he'll be readmitted. 1321 01:30:23,110 --> 01:30:24,190 I insist. 1322 01:30:24,510 --> 01:30:25,590 I demand it. 1323 01:30:43,790 --> 01:30:44,990 There he is. 1324 01:30:50,630 --> 01:30:54,710 Director, you can put almost all your trust back in Antonio. 1325 01:30:54,730 --> 01:30:55,590 Even all of it. 1326 01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,990 He deserves it. 1327 01:30:58,070 --> 01:31:01,870 Antonio, you remain a part of our family. 1328 01:31:07,990 --> 01:31:09,870 - waiter! - right away! 1329 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,280 -no more talk of the last judgement, eh? 1330 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:38,240 I guess it was postponed. 1331 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:41,120 - til when? - who knows. 1332 01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:45,560 dammit... I had a whole list. 1333 01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:47,920 I'll have to deal with it alone. 1334 01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:55,720 My son's in there. 1335 01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:57,840 -You have children? 1336 01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:00,080 -what's gonna come out of that nose? 1337 01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:01,840 So i can't understand. 1338 01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:02,840 my dear Madam ... 1339 01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:07,760 ... what do you care, couldn't you have made it smaller for me? 1340 01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:52,560 these are my friends. 1341 01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:54,960 I recommend it, you promised. 1342 01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:04,920 His excellency is looking at you. 1343 01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:42,560 You're a flea! 1344 01:35:13,810 --> 01:35:15,410 Giulio ... 1345 01:35:15,530 --> 01:35:16,610 ... Pariotti! 1346 01:35:29,090 --> 01:35:30,930 can Mr. Pariotti ... 1347 01:35:31,050 --> 01:35:34,610 ... please come pick up the wallet he lost. 1348 01:35:54,930 --> 01:36:02,650 THE END 1349 01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:07,700 THE LAST JUDGEMENT 90983