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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,365 --> 00:00:05,720 Help! 2 00:00:06,998 --> 00:00:08,512 Let me go! 3 00:00:09,525 --> 00:00:10,855 Oi! 4 00:00:11,155 --> 00:00:12,490 Hey, lady! 5 00:00:12,519 --> 00:00:13,557 Are you deaf? 6 00:00:14,213 --> 00:00:15,485 Help! 7 00:00:15,706 --> 00:00:18,128 (SIGHS) I told you, there's no point shouting. 8 00:00:18,138 --> 00:00:19,621 We're in the middle of nowhere. 9 00:00:19,636 --> 00:00:21,408 Why do you have to do it out here though? 10 00:00:21,486 --> 00:00:23,169 I fucking hate nature, man! 11 00:00:23,209 --> 00:00:25,798 Worms and dragonflies trying to get into my goatee and shit! 12 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:29,132 Well, you shouldn't have shagged the boss's latest fianc�e, should you? 13 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,567 Listen, you wouldn't understand. But I'm a man. 14 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:35,915 And sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's got... Oh! 15 00:00:35,930 --> 00:00:39,171 - (BUZZING) - What's that buzzing? Is it on my face? 16 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:41,222 I can feel its feet on my face! 17 00:00:41,266 --> 00:00:42,534 (SIGHS) 18 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:46,147 Graves always take so much longer to dig than you think, don't they? 19 00:00:47,102 --> 00:00:48,102 Jamie? 20 00:00:48,154 --> 00:00:49,789 - Are you gonna help? - Hm? 21 00:00:49,853 --> 00:00:50,979 Oh... 22 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:53,167 sorry, I was just thinking. 23 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:56,125 I'm thinking I'm finally ready to have a baby, Fran. 24 00:00:57,255 --> 00:01:01,116 Yeah... you're nearly 50, I mean, you're in your prime. 25 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,977 This is something you've talked about with Colin, is it? 26 00:01:07,543 --> 00:01:08,664 Colin? 27 00:01:08,732 --> 00:01:09,907 Um... 28 00:01:10,162 --> 00:01:11,757 impossibly hot swimwear model? 29 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,822 Works with disadvantaged kids? 30 00:01:13,886 --> 00:01:16,826 - Your boyfriend, Colin. - Oh, that Colin. 31 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,500 Sorry, he's very forgettable. 32 00:01:18,593 --> 00:01:20,409 No, I think this is something I could do on my own. 33 00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:23,737 Please let me sit on a mat, or a little chair or something. 34 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,840 That bug's been eyeing me up for the last 20 minutes. 35 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,461 I swear man's got designs on me. 36 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:32,317 You had sex with a crime boss's trophy bride 37 00:01:32,332 --> 00:01:34,128 in the toilets of his strip club 38 00:01:34,138 --> 00:01:36,150 and you're scared of a few creepy-crawlies? 39 00:01:37,266 --> 00:01:39,939 I mean, don't get me wrong, I know there are downsides. 40 00:01:40,285 --> 00:01:42,822 Is it fair to bring a child into all this? 41 00:01:42,842 --> 00:01:45,607 - Yeah, our job. - Our world, Fran. 42 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:50,751 War, climate change, those Thai boys still stuck in that bloody cave! 43 00:01:51,564 --> 00:01:53,316 Got out two years ago, Jamie? 44 00:01:54,486 --> 00:01:57,090 Do you have any idea how much responsibility it is bringing up a child? 45 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,005 Well, think what you like, I know I can do it. 46 00:02:00,027 --> 00:02:01,481 OK, prove me wrong then. 47 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:05,725 Look after this egg for 24 hours. Bet you can't. 48 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,408 - An egg? - An egg. 49 00:02:07,481 --> 00:02:09,590 It's like one of those responsibility exercises. 50 00:02:09,624 --> 00:02:13,334 You have to treat it exactly as you'd treat a newborn. 51 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,626 Piece of cake. You're on. 52 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:18,475 That one doesn't count. 53 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,061 (ENGINE STARTS) 54 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:22,176 Oh, shit! 55 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,805 (LAUGHS) 56 00:02:30,131 --> 00:02:31,159 (BUZZING) 57 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:33,049 Ugh! Ugh! 58 00:02:34,045 --> 00:02:35,445 Aaargh! 59 00:02:37,005 --> 00:02:38,605 Oh, shit! 60 00:02:53,605 --> 00:02:55,624 God, he's in the woods. Come on! 61 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:05,285 We need to hurry up and find this guy. 62 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:08,624 Mr K's gonna lose his shit if we don't finish this job. 63 00:03:08,805 --> 00:03:10,504 This guy's dangerous. 64 00:03:10,549 --> 00:03:11,831 He ripped off somebody's arm 65 00:03:11,851 --> 00:03:13,520 and used it as a club to beat him to death. 66 00:03:13,525 --> 00:03:14,822 Oh, that sounds painful. 67 00:03:15,659 --> 00:03:17,123 How do you know this is the right way? 68 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:20,427 Because this place is teeming with signs and symbols. 69 00:03:23,775 --> 00:03:24,779 What's this? 70 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:27,021 A piece of poo? 71 00:03:27,378 --> 00:03:31,435 Jamie... this just isn't any old poo. This is... 72 00:03:33,986 --> 00:03:35,440 It's fresh wolf faeces. 73 00:03:35,474 --> 00:03:36,605 Impressive. 74 00:03:37,075 --> 00:03:38,925 How does it lead us to the target? 75 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:41,789 - It doesn't. - So why did you just lick that poo? 76 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:42,964 I don't know. 77 00:03:46,777 --> 00:03:48,939 - What are you doing? - Just, er... 78 00:03:49,972 --> 00:03:52,673 ... putting the finishing touches to my egg baby. 79 00:03:52,845 --> 00:03:54,274 Why does he look like Hitler? 80 00:03:54,328 --> 00:03:56,075 - What are you talking about? - His tache. 81 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,881 - It's a nose. - Er... 82 00:03:58,777 --> 00:03:59,907 that's ridiculous! 83 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,320 You told me to treat the egg like a real baby. 84 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:04,317 Real babies have faces. 85 00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:05,673 It's Motherhood 101. 86 00:04:05,685 --> 00:04:08,228 Well, I think Motherhood 101 is not dressing up your baby 87 00:04:08,243 --> 00:04:10,559 to look like it's dreaming of a 1,000-year Reich. 88 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,933 Anyway, we need to get the target. 89 00:04:13,205 --> 00:04:14,485 It's that way. 90 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:16,139 (COW MOOS) 91 00:04:17,405 --> 00:04:19,414 There's a herd of bulls there, so... 92 00:04:19,556 --> 00:04:21,587 - There's a path there. - Yes, it's this way. 93 00:04:22,077 --> 00:04:24,925 (COWS MOO, BIRDS SING) 94 00:04:32,445 --> 00:04:35,165 (PANTING) 95 00:04:38,259 --> 00:04:39,765 Oh, this is knackering. 96 00:04:40,462 --> 00:04:43,115 Where is he? I could have sworn the noise was coming from here. 97 00:04:43,692 --> 00:04:47,280 Fran, what if we can't find our way back and get stranded? 98 00:04:47,295 --> 00:04:49,268 Will we have to drink each other's piss? 99 00:04:49,366 --> 00:04:52,739 Why each other's? I mean, surely you just drink your own piss. 100 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:54,100 Good point. 101 00:04:56,048 --> 00:04:59,565 Huh, the jungle is no place for a child. 102 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,260 The woods... Jamie. 103 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,130 This is Surrey, not the Amazon. 104 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,314 We're only two miles from the nearest Laura Ashley. 105 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,399 Oh, God. 106 00:05:07,605 --> 00:05:08,833 We're lost, aren't we? 107 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:11,046 Well, lucky for you, 108 00:05:11,741 --> 00:05:13,332 you're with a trained survivalist. 109 00:05:13,361 --> 00:05:16,103 Weren't you kicked out of the Brownies after two weeks? 110 00:05:16,123 --> 00:05:17,900 I mean, I think I was too good 111 00:05:17,925 --> 00:05:20,792 and that can be very intimidating for little ones. 112 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:23,498 Wasn't it 'cos you knocked Jessica Baldwin off the climbing frame? 113 00:05:23,528 --> 00:05:24,948 It was an accident. 114 00:05:25,051 --> 00:05:26,602 - But... - The inquiry was a sham. 115 00:05:26,612 --> 00:05:27,748 Didn't prove anything. 116 00:05:28,085 --> 00:05:30,204 And you never got your cleanliness badge. 117 00:05:31,144 --> 00:05:33,665 I don't think about it now, to be honest, it was irrelevant. 118 00:05:33,685 --> 00:05:36,352 Anyway, my Uncle Feurlin, ex-SAS, 119 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:39,675 taught me all the techniques he used to track the Taliban. 120 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:42,005 And later, illegally... 121 00:05:42,368 --> 00:05:43,636 Cherie Blair. 122 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:47,230 - What's the first rule of the wilderness? - There are no rules? 123 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:49,481 No. Pool your resources. 124 00:05:49,756 --> 00:05:50,935 Let's empty our pockets. 125 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:53,148 Good thinking. You see? You're at it already. 126 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,037 Oh, hello. 127 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:59,057 - I've been looking for this for ages. - A slide whistle? 128 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:02,366 In another situation, this could come in very handy. 129 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,313 What, when we're working as Edwardian stage hands? 130 00:06:05,381 --> 00:06:06,791 Come on, we need to focus. 131 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:09,101 We need to track the target. And, as any 132 00:06:09,517 --> 00:06:11,084 trained survivalist knows, 133 00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:13,986 you have to head in a single direction and you do not deviate. 134 00:06:13,986 --> 00:06:16,404 Last thing you do is double back on yourself. OK? 135 00:06:18,851 --> 00:06:20,261 Oh, for f... ! 136 00:06:20,295 --> 00:06:21,778 How did that happen? 137 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:24,637 Shall we try another single direction? 138 00:06:24,662 --> 00:06:26,585 - This way. - Wha... ? 139 00:06:35,675 --> 00:06:38,666 (FLUTE PLAYING) 140 00:06:40,408 --> 00:06:43,076 Jamie, what are you doing? You'll give away our position. 141 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:44,428 I need to play music to Pip. 142 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:46,523 They say it makes your child smarter. 143 00:06:47,272 --> 00:06:50,252 This whole treating an egg like your baby WAS your idea. 144 00:06:50,262 --> 00:06:52,190 Yeah, OK. Well, you win, all right? 145 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:56,365 You're going to be an incredible mother, so let's move on and drop it 146 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:58,734 - so we can get on with the job. - Nice try, Fran. 147 00:06:58,744 --> 00:07:01,990 You'll have to work a lot harder to make me fail this test. 148 00:07:02,029 --> 00:07:04,066 (PLAYS FLUTE) 149 00:07:04,076 --> 00:07:05,628 New rule of the wilderness: 150 00:07:06,146 --> 00:07:07,757 no slide whistle. 151 00:07:08,165 --> 00:07:10,023 - I'm hungry, Fran. - Mm. 152 00:07:10,228 --> 00:07:13,600 Well, if you do want something to eat, there's an obvious solution. 153 00:07:15,074 --> 00:07:18,325 - That's my boy you're talking about. - Imagine him on toast. 154 00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:20,762 Hey... 155 00:07:21,868 --> 00:07:24,379 ... what if HE'S watching US? 156 00:07:24,781 --> 00:07:27,864 You know, sort of hunter becomes the hunted sort of thing? 157 00:07:28,226 --> 00:07:30,360 I bet he's whittled himself a weapon by now. 158 00:07:30,525 --> 00:07:33,845 As long as he doesn't sneak up on us, we're fine. OK? Trust me. 159 00:07:33,879 --> 00:07:36,581 There is nothing to be scared of. 160 00:07:37,452 --> 00:07:39,551 - Aaargh! - Arrrgh! 161 00:07:42,048 --> 00:07:44,205 - What is that, Fran? - I don't know. 162 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,168 There be witches in this jungle. 163 00:07:48,303 --> 00:07:50,188 Again, not a jungle. 164 00:07:50,205 --> 00:07:52,190 Quick, it's getting dark, we need to go. 165 00:07:54,405 --> 00:07:56,685 (OWL HOOTS) 166 00:07:59,869 --> 00:08:01,064 (TWIG SNAPPING) 167 00:08:01,421 --> 00:08:02,552 What was that? 168 00:08:03,384 --> 00:08:05,406 I told you he was hunting us, Fran. 169 00:08:06,424 --> 00:08:08,045 Probably just an animal or something. 170 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:10,765 What are you making? 171 00:08:10,845 --> 00:08:12,845 One of Uncle Feurlin's mantraps. 172 00:08:13,008 --> 00:08:15,377 He used to surprise us with them at Christmas. 173 00:08:15,539 --> 00:08:18,622 And if we don't snare the target, we're bound to get something to eat. 174 00:08:18,676 --> 00:08:22,377 - Oh, I am starving. - God, me too. 175 00:08:25,685 --> 00:08:27,492 Do you still think about having kids, Fran? 176 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,018 Oh, I don't know. I mean... 177 00:08:30,429 --> 00:08:33,337 I always thought about adopting, but it was never the right time, or... 178 00:08:34,245 --> 00:08:35,609 right person. 179 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:38,046 Still, I've got Joao now, anyway. 180 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:40,900 From what I make, there's no way I could afford him, 181 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,254 - his relatives and a child. - His relatives? 182 00:08:43,303 --> 00:08:45,030 Got five of his uncles over from Rio. 183 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,631 They're back? How come? 184 00:08:46,675 --> 00:08:49,387 Oh, they're doing some samba contest. 185 00:08:49,565 --> 00:08:51,790 They're practising pretty hard from the sound of it. 186 00:08:51,795 --> 00:08:53,073 Mainly at night. 187 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:56,856 Oh, I need a pee. 188 00:08:57,096 --> 00:08:59,285 - Can you watch Pip? - Yeah, sure. 189 00:09:02,445 --> 00:09:04,085 (SHIVERS) 190 00:09:15,605 --> 00:09:17,485 (SNIFFS) 191 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:23,141 Oh, God, this is ridiculous, it's just an egg. 192 00:09:23,552 --> 00:09:27,502 - Fran! - Oh, er... this isn't what it looks like. Um... 193 00:09:27,810 --> 00:09:29,592 All right, it is what it looks like. 194 00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,540 Oh, I was so hungry. 195 00:09:31,565 --> 00:09:33,851 You were about to eat my baby. 196 00:09:33,856 --> 00:09:36,548 Oh, it's not your baby, it's just an egg. It's just... 197 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:38,405 it's a delicious egg. 198 00:09:38,687 --> 00:09:41,105 You wanted me to fail the test, that's what this is about. 199 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,778 Don't be ridiculous, it was just a stupid idea. 200 00:09:43,787 --> 00:09:46,774 You couldn't bear that I'd prove you wrong for once. 201 00:09:46,818 --> 00:09:49,584 - Prove me wrong? - Yeah, show you I've got responsibility 202 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:50,709 and do stuff on my own. 203 00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:54,356 You've been responsible for an egg for almost five hours. 204 00:09:54,371 --> 00:09:57,057 - I've been responsible for you my entire life! - What does that mean? 205 00:09:57,111 --> 00:09:59,715 Who's the one sweating their tits off digging a grave? 206 00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:03,421 Who's the one constantly phoning Mr K to make sure he doesn't kill us? 207 00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:06,235 But it's not enough that I've got Joao and his uncles, 208 00:10:06,259 --> 00:10:08,893 who are not his uncles because they're half his age, 209 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,810 and that's definitely not samba going on in that bedroom. 210 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,978 That's homeopathic levels of samba. 211 00:10:14,007 --> 00:10:17,105 Then I've got you, and I have to be responsible for you. 212 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,334 You're my egg. 213 00:10:18,481 --> 00:10:20,485 I'm going to look for the target on my own. 214 00:10:20,507 --> 00:10:21,897 If I stay here, I'll be found in six months 215 00:10:21,902 --> 00:10:25,848 wearing a squirrel pelt for a nappy, getting breast-fed by a fox. 216 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,525 Yeah? Sounds fun. 217 00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:29,947 - I prefer being on my own. - Yeah. 218 00:10:33,359 --> 00:10:36,277 (SQUAWKING) 219 00:10:37,976 --> 00:10:39,625 And that wasn't even a real bird. 220 00:10:39,665 --> 00:10:41,765 (SQUAWKS) 221 00:10:43,135 --> 00:10:44,445 I knew that. 222 00:11:01,351 --> 00:11:03,358 (BIRDS SING) 223 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:18,038 Fran? 224 00:11:35,385 --> 00:11:36,870 (GIGGLING) 225 00:11:37,665 --> 00:11:39,122 Huh! 226 00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:41,105 Oh! Ohhh! 227 00:11:41,185 --> 00:11:42,585 (LAUGHTER) 228 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:43,865 Jamie? 229 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:45,152 Jamie! 230 00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,025 (GIGGLING) 231 00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:49,606 - (MANIC LAUGHTER) - Ohh! 232 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,610 Hello. 233 00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:56,665 You found our bird house then. 234 00:11:59,621 --> 00:12:01,070 Are you OK, sir? 235 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:04,355 Come on, mind the string. 236 00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,983 And the sticks. 237 00:12:17,185 --> 00:12:19,545 - Aaaarggh! - Aaaaargh! 238 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,306 My God, it's you. 239 00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:23,716 Why have you got socks on your hands? 240 00:12:23,735 --> 00:12:25,517 Only way to keep the bugs out, innit? 241 00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,461 Bugs do some fucked-up shit. 242 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:30,461 My cousin knew this guy who went camping for his stag-do, 243 00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:33,265 went for a shit and used a leaf to wipe his arse, 244 00:12:33,305 --> 00:12:34,944 and the leaf had this weird bug on it, 245 00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:36,354 and the bug got inside him. 246 00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:39,703 Then, on his wedding day, he opened his mouth to say I do, 247 00:12:39,737 --> 00:12:42,601 but all that came out was loads of bugs. 248 00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:47,569 (SIGHS) 249 00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,185 (GUNSHOT) 250 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,585 (GROANING) 251 00:12:50,892 --> 00:12:52,601 Agh! Ohh! 252 00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:55,381 (GUNSHOT) 253 00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:56,600 Ohh! 254 00:12:56,963 --> 00:12:58,020 Aagh! 255 00:13:01,971 --> 00:13:03,116 (GUNSHOT) 256 00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:14,187 Are you hungry? We're about to have breakfast. 257 00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:15,469 Yeah, I'm really... 258 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,785 - Er, no, I've got to do something. - What? 259 00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:22,605 Oh, nothing, I'm just looking for a friend. 260 00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:25,174 - We've got home-made granola. - I've got no time, I can't. 261 00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:28,488 It would be easier to find your friend if you had something to eat. 262 00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:31,065 OK, let's have granola. 263 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:32,561 ALL: Yeah! 264 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,406 Any funny business... 265 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,483 Right, um... 266 00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:41,840 ... any grown-ups looking after you guys today, or... ? 267 00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:43,705 Yeah, Brown Owl. 268 00:13:43,749 --> 00:13:46,241 But she's having one of her... naps. 269 00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,522 (SNORING) 270 00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:50,465 (GROANING) 271 00:13:56,153 --> 00:13:57,753 Oi! Agh! 272 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:13,598 ? Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ? 273 00:14:13,622 --> 00:14:16,956 ? Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya... ? 274 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,665 Agh! 275 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,877 Aargh! 276 00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:53,862 Agh! Give it... 277 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,476 Why have you got an egg on your head? 278 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,904 It's a responsibility exercise, I'm thinking of having a kid. 279 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,598 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 280 00:15:05,225 --> 00:15:07,633 - Oh, my God, there's a massive spider on your head! - Aargh! 281 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,317 (GUNSHOT) 282 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,724 Right, that's not funny! 283 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:14,145 Entomophobia is a serious medical condition, 284 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,472 recognised by the Royal College of Psychiatrists. 285 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,812 - Whatever, I'm done with this shit! - (CLICK) 286 00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:22,956 - (CLICK) - Oh! 287 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,142 I think that might have been my last bullet. 288 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:29,095 Fuck this bullshit. 289 00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:31,514 (SIGHS) 290 00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:35,998 Fran! 291 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,171 Fran! 292 00:15:39,013 --> 00:15:40,905 Fran! 293 00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:43,825 (BIRDS SING) 294 00:15:50,497 --> 00:15:53,745 ? And that's how she died. ? 295 00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:56,585 Oh, thanks, guys, really. 296 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,715 It's just work in progress, but I appreciate that. 297 00:15:59,204 --> 00:16:00,908 I've had so much fun. 298 00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,159 Jessica Baldwin will be spinning in her grave. 299 00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:05,105 - Who's that? - Nobody. 300 00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:08,671 You cheered me up, though, seriously. I appreciate it. 301 00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:09,865 But I'd better go. 302 00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:12,303 - Aww! - What were you sad about? 303 00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:14,506 I had an argument with my best mate 304 00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:17,350 and I'm worried we might not be friends any more. 305 00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:18,825 That's like me and Amy. 306 00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:21,603 We had a fight when I used up all her blue sparkle pen, 307 00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:23,708 but then I gave her my pen that smells like strawberry. 308 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:25,068 Now we're friends again. 309 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,390 Interesting. 310 00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:28,749 Will you play us a song before you go? 311 00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:30,614 - No. - Please, sir! 312 00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,362 No, you're just doing that on purpose. 313 00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:34,702 ALL: Please! Come on! 314 00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:36,670 - Play us one song. - No. No. 315 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,168 - No, really. - One song. 316 00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:39,890 - Oh, all right, all right. - One song. 317 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:43,157 But bear with because this is a new medium. OK? 318 00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:45,912 Um, I call this one... 319 00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:47,586 Pain. 320 00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:54,724 (PLAYS FLUTE) 321 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:06,629 (DISTANT FLUTE PLAYING) 322 00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:20,912 Ohh! 323 00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,485 Who's that? 324 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:28,745 Jamie! 325 00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:30,853 - Why are you covered in mud? - What are you wearing? 326 00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:32,825 Well... what are YOU wearing? 327 00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:36,865 I managed to find our... friend. 328 00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:39,366 - Oh. - And I tagged him. 329 00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:42,175 Then I lost him. I lost my gun... 330 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,730 ... nge I lost my gunge. 331 00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,345 I hate when that happens. 332 00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,986 I can't believe you lost him, Jamie. 333 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,199 Well, at least I hit him... tagged him. 334 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,191 If you'd been there to help. 335 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,388 - Yeah, well, I've been busy. - Doing what? 336 00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:56,278 - We played Double Dutch. - Not now, Haley. 337 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,812 Right, you can't get annoyed 338 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:02,077 if you were here having a lovely time with your friends. 339 00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:05,317 - I was out there, on my own, darkness falling... - Excuse me... 340 00:18:05,332 --> 00:18:09,546 (THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER) 341 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,770 Guys! 342 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,874 We are going to sort this out. 343 00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:16,286 A strawberry-flavoured pencil won't solve this one, Haley. 344 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,029 What's the first rule of being a Brownie? 345 00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:21,210 - There are no rules. - No, that'd be terrible. 346 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,630 The first rule is: 347 00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:25,425 I promise to do my best and to be kind and helpful. 348 00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:28,675 Is shouting at each other kind and helpful? 349 00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:29,742 - No, it isn't. - Not really, no. 350 00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:31,212 Right, then, apologise. 351 00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:32,391 I'm sorry, Haley. 352 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:34,545 Not to me, to each other. 353 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:39,096 I'm sorry, Fran. 354 00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,499 I'm sorry, Jamie. 355 00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:46,444 I am sorry, I really am, I never meant to say that. You're not my egg. 356 00:18:46,478 --> 00:18:47,780 (CHUCKLES) 357 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:51,456 I think I took that egg baby thing a bit too far, actually. 358 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,612 I don't really think I'm that cut out to be a mother yet anyway. 359 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,717 D'you know what? I'm just going to hang back 360 00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:00,253 and let it just lie for a few years. 361 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:03,739 - Yeah, I mean, no rush. - Oh, and... 362 00:19:04,732 --> 00:19:06,480 to show that I'm really sorry... 363 00:19:07,745 --> 00:19:09,305 ... I'd like you to eat him. 364 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:12,559 - Aw, that's a lovely gesture. - Isn't it a lovely gesture? 365 00:19:12,578 --> 00:19:13,905 Listen, I'd love to, 366 00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:16,161 - but I've just had lots of granola. - Eat it! 367 00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:25,524 All of it. 368 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:32,748 Pip's tasty, isn't he? 369 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,160 Come on. 370 00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:41,372 Oh, no, sorry, clean uniform. 371 00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:44,377 - Oh, you've got your cleanliness badge. Yes. - Yay! 372 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,785 Oh, thanks, guys. That's too much. 373 00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:52,580 Three, two, one... go! 374 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:55,510 Come on, guys! Pull! 375 00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,905 (ALL SHOUTING) 376 00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:02,816 - You can do it, come on! - Pull! 377 00:20:02,864 --> 00:20:04,663 - Come on! - Keep pulling. 378 00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:06,266 Come on! 379 00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:08,224 - (ALL SHOUTING) - Come on! 380 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,579 You'll get your pulling things badge. 381 00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:12,345 BROWNIES: Yeah! 382 00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:14,267 So, if my... 383 00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:17,534 friend was still lost in the woods, how would he get out? 384 00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:20,587 I don't know. 385 00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:30,745 (TALKS GIBBERISH) 386 00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:34,684 - She means that there's a road near there. - Great. 387 00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:36,105 Bye, girls. 388 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,620 - Dib dib. - Bye! 389 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,508 ALL: Bye! 390 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,705 - Bye! - Bye! 391 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,545 ALL: Bye! Bye! Bye! 392 00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,686 We've been driving up and down for two hours! 393 00:20:57,705 --> 00:21:00,226 - He's got to come out at some point. - Maybe he already has. 394 00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:03,825 Well, if he has, then it's simple: we are totally fucked. 395 00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:07,571 - (PHONE BUZZES) - Oh, God, it's Mr K again. 396 00:21:07,596 --> 00:21:09,392 - I have to speak to him. - And say what? 397 00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,253 I don't know. I'll just have to make something up, 398 00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:13,147 say there's been a delay. 399 00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:17,082 Mr K, hi. Sorry, terrible reception here, 400 00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:19,378 so, um, the job, yeah, no... 401 00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:23,185 There's just a small issue, really tiny, actually. 402 00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:26,025 - I didn't want to bother you with it... - Fran, look. 403 00:21:28,964 --> 00:21:32,786 Um, Boss, could you just give us a few seconds? 404 00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:37,265 Fuck! 405 00:21:37,345 --> 00:21:39,385 (CLUNKING) 406 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,549 Boss, um... 407 00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:47,706 I don't think he's going to be bothering your girlfriend any more. 408 00:21:53,237 --> 00:21:55,455 Brownies'll clear that up, won't they? 409 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,991 I presume there's a badge for it. 410 00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:03,226 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 411 00:22:03,472 --> 00:22:04,686 We're not gonna kill you here. 412 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,643 This is awaiting. We're not savages. 413 00:22:12,515 --> 00:22:13,734 Time for us to... 414 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:15,486 show Aunty Jamie what a good boy you are. 415 00:22:15,737 --> 00:22:17,063 Fuck! 416 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,546 (BOTH SCREAMING) 417 00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:33,080 - Can you calm down? - (GUNSHOT) 418 00:22:33,339 --> 00:22:36,188 I... I don't want to get shot and die, so... 419 00:22:36,203 --> 00:22:38,293 obviously fucking no! 420 00:22:38,343 --> 00:22:42,893 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30404

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