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IS IT CABLE YET?
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HEY, HEY,
IS IT CABLE?
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YOU'RE WIRED.
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OHH!
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THIS IS THE SECOND
MOST EXCITING THING
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I'VE EVER HELD
IN MY HAND.
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HARRY, YOU READY TO GO?
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OH, DICK,
WE'VE GOT CABLE!
72 CHANNELS!
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AND UNLIKE
PRIMITIVE
FREE TELEVISION,
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THIS ONE WE GET
TO PAY FOR.
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THAT'S NICE.
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SALLY, HAVE YOU FINISHED
IN THE BATHROOM YET?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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YOU LIVE IN AN ATTIC?
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YOU'RE POOR?
THAT'S SO COOL!
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THANKS.
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HI!
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WHO'S THAT?
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CHERYL.
SHE'S A CHEERLEADER.
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A WHAT?
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SHOW THEM A CHEER.
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NOT IN FRONT OF
EVERYONE!
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COME ON, COME ON.
O.K.!
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READY!
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O.K.!
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GO R! GO A!
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GO M! GO S!
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R-A-M-S!
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LET'S GO, RAMS!
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WHOO!
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO...
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SHE'S PROUD OF
HER SPELLING.
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I'LL MEET YOU
IN THE KITCHEN.
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WE CAN STUDY
IN THERE.
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TOMMY,
WHAT HAPPENED
TO AUGUST?
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WELL, AUGUST IS BRIGHT
AND INTELLIGENT
AND FUNNY,
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AND I LOVE
TO BE WITH HER,
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BUT CHERYL'S EASY.
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SO YOU'RE
JEOPARDIZING
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A MEANINGFUL
RELATIONSHIP
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FOR PURE
PHYSICAL
PLEASURE.
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EXACTLY.
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VERY WELL. CARRY ON.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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SALLY,
HERE'S YOUR COAT.
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BE ON YOUR BEST
BEHAVIOR.
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THIS IS A PARTY
IN HONOR OF
LEONARD HANLIN.
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WHY?
NOBODY LIKES HIM.
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THEY HATE HIM,
BUT THEY HONOR HIM--
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A HUMAN PHENOMENON
I FIND FASCINATING.
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BEHIND HIS BACK,
THEY DERIDE HIM,
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BUT TO HIS FACE,
THEY KISS HIS ASS.
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THAT'S JUST
THE KIND OF STUNT
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YOU CAN SEE
ONLY ON CABLE.
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PLUS WE GOT SPORTS,
MUSIC, MOVIES
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OH, AND LOOK--
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EL MUNDO PACIFICO.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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AH! ES MUY BUENO.
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NO.
NO IS BUENO.
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VENGA.
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VAMOS A FIESTA.
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NECESITAMOS IR.
¿PORQUE?
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
!SI YO VOY, TU VAS!
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MOMENTO.
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¿QUE LENGUA
HABLAMOS?
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ESPAñOL.
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¿CUAL ES LA LENGUA
OFFICIAL DE OHIO?
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INGLES.
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INGLES. ¡ENTONCES,
HABLAMOS INGLES!
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OH!
OH!
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EARTH...GO FIGURE.
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IT'S AN HONOR
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
DEAN SUMNER.
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AND YOU,
BE A PLEASANT
TOADY
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AND BRING ME
ANOTHER ONE,
WOULD YOU?
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DR. HANLIN,
WE SO ADMIRE
YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
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WELL, I ADMIRE
YOUR COURAGE,
MRS. SUMNER.
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AN AUDUBON PRINT
OVER THE MANTLE
PASSING FOR ART...
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THAT TAKES GUTS.
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LOOK WHO I FOUND.
IT'S DR. SOLOMON.
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WELL,
AN HONEST MAN
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IN A DEN
OF BOOTLICKERS--
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NOT THAT I DON'T
ENJOY HAVING
MY BOOTS LICKED.
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IT'S JUST THAT
I FIND YOU ALL
CONTEMPTIBLE.
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SO, TELL ME, DICK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY WORK?
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MECHANISTIC
AND DISTURBINGLY
FASCIST,
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BUT PRETENTIOUS
HIGH SCHOOLERS
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MIGHT FIND IT
THOUGHT-PROVOKING.
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I THINK
IT'S GROUND-BREAKING.
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I DON'T
NEED THE OPINION
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OF A WATER BOY
WITH TENURE.
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I'M TALKING
TO MY FRIEND.
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YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU,
SOLOMON.
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WELL, UH,
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY HATES ME
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MORE THAN YOUR FRIEND,
DOCTOR, UM...
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ALBRIGHT.
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YES!
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PROBABLY BECAUSE
I TURNED HER DOWN.
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I NEED SOMETHING
FROM THE BAR.
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YES, THAT SHOULD
SOLVE ALL YOUR
PROBLEMS.
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WELL, THEN,
LET'S GET DRINKING.
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EXCUSE ME.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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WELL, SOMEBODY SAID
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THERE WAS A GIANT,
FLAMING JACKASS
OVER HERE?
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THEY PUT IT OUT.
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I HATE THAT MAN!
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I WISH THERE
WAS SOME WAY
HE COULD BE...
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NICER?
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NO. DEAD.
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WELL, YOU'RE
PUBLISHED AGAIN.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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NINA, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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YOU'RE A SECRETARY.
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YOU'RE DR. SOLOMON'S
SISTER.
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YOU'RE A LOT
BETTER LOOKING
THAN HE IS.
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HEY, I'M UP HERE!
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YES. ALL WOMEN
WOULD LIKE TO
THINK THAT.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE YOUR EYEBALLS
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IN THE BOTTOM OF
A MARTINI GLASS?
'CAUSE I CAN DO IT.
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OOH!
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THE AMAZON'S GOING
TO MANHANDLE ME!
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YOU'RE NOT WORTH
THE BROKEN NAIL.
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UH!
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DR. HANLIN?
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DR. HANLIN!
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SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1-!
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I--I THINK
HE'S DEAD.
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[GASPS]
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DR. ALBRIGHT!
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YOU GOT YOUR WISH!
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O.K. SO THE KINDS
OF TRIANGLES
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ARE ISOSCELES,
EQUILATERAL, SCALENE,
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AND WHAT'S
THE OTHER ONE?
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WHY DO I HAVE TO
KNOW THIS
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IF I'M GOING TO
BE A TEACHER?
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YOU WANT A SODA?
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'K!
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THERE'S JUICE
IF YOU'D RATHER
HAVE THAT, OR WATER.
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HI.
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AUGUST,
Y-YOU'RE HERE.
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YEAH. WE HAVE
A SCIENCE PROJECT,
REMEMBER?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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I THINK I WANT
A SODA.
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OH!
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HELLO...
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AUGGIE.
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CHERYL.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.
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IS IT YOUR HAIR?
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NO.
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OH, YOU'RE HOLDING
A BOOK!
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TOMMY, COULD YOU
HURRY UP?
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I'M REALLY
THIRSTY.
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CHERYL'S...
HELPING ME WITH
MY MATH HOMEWORK.
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SHE IS!
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IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH CHERYL, THAT'S O.K.
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WE HAVEN'T MADE
ANY SERIOUS DECLARATIONS
OF OUR FEELINGS,
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SO THERE ISN'T
THE ISSUE OF OWNERSHIP.
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BUT--AND JUST LIKE
CHERYL, THIS IS
A BIG BUT--
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YOU CAN AT LEAST
BE HONEST.
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NO, AUGUST, WAIT.
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AUGUST, HOLD ON.
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I--I'M SORRY.
AUGUST, I'M SORRY!
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HELLO!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
BRINGING ME
SOMETHING TO DRINK.
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OH, RIGHT. SORRY.
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SORRY.
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DIET.
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SORRY!
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SORRY. SORRY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYBODY DIE BEFORE.
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I KNOW.
IT'S AMAZING.
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ONE MINUTE, HE'S ACTIVE,
AND THE NEXT, HE'S INERT.
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FIRST HE'S LIMBER,
AND THEN HE'S STIFF.
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HIS EYES ARE TWINKLY,
THEN THEY'RE MILKY.
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HE'S ROSY, THEN SALLOW,
OILY, THEN DRY,
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GURGLY, THEN SILENT--
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WILL YOU STOP?
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DICK. DICK.
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WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
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WHAT?
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I KILLED HIM.
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OH, THAT'S JUST
GREAT!
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DIDN'T I SAY
BEST BEHAVIOR?
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I NEVER MEANT
TO KILL HIM!
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WHY CAN'T YOU BE
LIKE DR. ALBRIGHT?
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SHE WANTED HIM DEAD.
BUT DID SHE
ACT ON IT? NO!
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BECAUSE
SHE'S A LADY!
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THE POLICE ARE HERE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
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WE WILL.
JUST WALK OUT
CALMLY.
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O.K. HERE WE GO.
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LOOK CASUAL.
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NO. NO, NO.
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I THINK
WE ALL KNOW
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WHY DR. HANLIN
DIED.
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HE HAD A BAD HEART,
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HE IGNORED
HIS DOCTOR'S ADVICE.
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HE BROUGHT IT ON
HIMSELF.
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OH, THANK GOD!
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YES!
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LET'S EAT!
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ALL RIGHT!
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PROMISE ME SOMETHING.
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WHAT?
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PROMISE ME
YOU'LL NEVER DO
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WHAT DR. HANLIN DID
AT THE PARTY.
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FEEL UP THE CATERER?
I WON'T.
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PROMISE ME
YOU'LL NEVER COLLAPSE
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AND BE HAULED AWAY
UNDER A SHEET.
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BECAUSE THE THOUGHT
OF YOU LYING THERE,
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PURPLE, RIGID,
AND DISTENDED...
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JUST MAKES ME SO SAD.
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'K.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
WE SHOULD DO?
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RUN OUT OF HERE,
GRAB A COUPLE
OF HORSES,
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RIDE BAREBACK
THROUGH THE WOODS
ALL NIGHT
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AND MAKE LOVE
IN A MEADOW
AT SUNRISE!
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I HAVE A CLASS
IN FIVE MINUTES...
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AND THAT'S
JUST THE FIRST
OF MY RESERVATIONS.
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FORGET CLASS! LET'S LIVE!
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LET'S TASTE DANGER!
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LET'S GO FOR THE GUSTO,
CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED!
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LET'S DRIVE FAST
AND EAT CHEESE!
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ARE YOU INSANE?
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I'VE SIMPLY AWAKENED
TO THE SENSUAL POSSIBILITIES
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OF EVERYTHING AROUND ME.
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[SNIFFS]
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YOU KNOW,
I THINK SHE'S
FULLY INFLATED.
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WHAT IS IT, NINA?
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00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,902
THIS LETTER
JUST CAME FOR YOU.
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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,571
IT'S FROM
DR. HANLIN.
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"DEAR DR. SOLOMON,
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00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:06,907
"IF YOU ARE
READING THIS,
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"IT MEANS
THAT I AM DEAD.
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"AS ONE HONEST MAN
TO ANOTHER,
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"IT IS MY DYING WISH
242
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,882
"THAT YOU DELIVER
AN HONEST EULOGY
243
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,985
WITHOUT ANY EMBELLISHMENT
OR FLATTERING CRAP."
244
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,453
AN HONEST EULOGY.
I CAN DO THAT.
245
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,290
NO, YOU CAN'T!
246
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,293
AN HONEST EULOGY
FOR THAT MAN
WOULD BE INSULTING!
247
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,628
I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND
SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT HIM
248
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,098
THAT'S BOTH HONEST
AND UPLIFTING.
249
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,933
OOH. OH, HOW ABOUT..
250
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,536
WE LOVE HIM
MORE TODAY
THAN YESTERDAY?
251
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:38,906
S-P--
252
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:39,940
I-R---
253
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,208
I-T--
254
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,243
GOT THE SPIRIT.
LET'S HEAR IT!
255
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,077
S-P--
256
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,145
I-R--
257
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,113
I-T--
258
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,315
GOT THE SPIRIT.
LET'S HEAR IT!
259
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,917
OH, GOSH!
260
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,256
SHE'S GOT THE SPIRIT!
ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL?
261
00:10:56,289 --> 00:11:00,027
YEAH. THE MAGIC
NEVER ENDS.
262
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,394
MRS. DUPCEK,
DID YOU HEAR THIS?
263
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,530
YES, I HEARD IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IS GOING ON HERE,
264
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,234
BUT I HAVE
PLASTER FALLING
INTO MY JACUZZI.
265
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,037
I'VE NEVER HEARD IT
CALLED THAT BEFORE.
266
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,042
TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
267
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,344
LATER, TOMMY.
268
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,047
SO, TOMMY,
CAN'T FIND FULFILLMENT
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00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,314
IN A MEANINGLESS
RELATIONSHIP
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00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,952
WITH A SUPERFICIAL,
SIMPLEMINDED BIMBO?
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00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:25,685
I KNOW.
272
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,788
I'M JUST AS BAFFLED
AS YOU ARE.
273
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,759
MRS. DUPCEK,
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00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,127
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN INVOLVED
IN FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS?
275
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:38,431
WELL, NOT FOR MYSELF.
FOR MY SECOND HUSBAND.
276
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,534
LOVELY FUNERAL.
VERY NICE.
277
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,971
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THIS EULOGY.
278
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:44,972
WHAT WAS HIS LIKE?
279
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,707
WELL, IT WAS
AN OUTDOOR SERVICE.
280
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,877
THEN THIS WOMAN
CAME ALONG ASKING
FOR DIRECTIONS
281
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,980
BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T
FIND HER WAY HOME.
282
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,381
AND WE WERE
SO TOUCHED
283
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,984
THAT WE JUST FORGOT
ABOUT CARL'S EULOGY
284
00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:01,621
AND JUST
PLANTED HIM.
285
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,757
SO I...I JUST
NEED TO FIND
286
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:08,595
SOME BABBLING ECCENTRIC
TO CREATE A DIVERSION.
287
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,631
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON SATURDAY?
288
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:17,370
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
YOU'RE SO DAMNABLY
HANDSOME.
289
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,410
WHY DOES DEATH
HAVE TO BE
SO INCONVENIENT?
290
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,546
TO DIE, TO SLEEP...
291
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,282
TO SLEEP,
PERCHANCE TO DREAM--
292
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,484
OHH...
293
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,921
THERE'S THE RUB...
294
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,389
FOR IN THAT
SLEEP OF DEATH
295
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,226
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME?
296
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:45,332
WHEN WE HAVE
SHUFFLED OFF
THIS MORTAL COIL,
297
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,101
MUST GIVE US PAUSE.
298
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:49,736
WHAT'S THAT FROM?
299
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,372
I DON'T KNOW.
SOME MEL GIBSON MOVIE.
300
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,609
MEL GIBSON...
301
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,878
HE'S DREAMY.
302
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,047
MMM.
MMM.
MMM.
MMM.
303
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,553
IF WE MEASURE "X"
IN GRAMS
304
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,621
AND "Y" IN CENTIMETERS
PER SECOND,
305
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,723
AND "Z" IS MEASURED
IN A UNIT OF ENERGY
306
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,459
WE CALL ERGS,
307
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,029
THE COMPLETE CONVERSION
OF 1 GRAM OF MASS INTO ENERGY
308
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:20,633
THUS RELEASES 1 X 3 X 10
TO THE 10th POWER SQUARED,
309
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,734
WHICH BRINGS ME
TO ANOTHER POINT--
310
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:25,005
YOUR LIVES ARE FRAGILE
AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
311
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,110
YOUR TIME IS SHORT,
AND...
312
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,645
I BARELY KNOW
ANY OF YOU!
313
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,149
CLOSE YOUR BOOKS.
314
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,420
I WANT TO SIT AMONG YOU.
315
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,589
I WANT TO SHARE
YOUR THOUGHTS,
LEARN YOUR FEARS,
316
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,992
EXPOSE YOUR DARKEST
SECRETS.
317
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,127
WHO'S FIRST?
318
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,628
BUG, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
319
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,229
UH...
320
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,031
WHY ARE YOU
CALLED BUG?
321
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,333
I GOT HIT
BY A VOLKSWAGEN.
322
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,669
AND LEON.
323
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,437
WHAT?
324
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,405
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
325
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,940
HERE.
326
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,909
THERE. YOU SEE?
THIS IS FASCINATING!
327
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,911
WHO'S NEXT? PITMAN.
328
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,980
UH...
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
DR. SOLOMON?
329
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:07,747
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
330
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,687
O.K.
331
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,190
I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE ALL
HEARD OF THE RADIO TELESCOPE.
332
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:21,528
WELL...FUNNY STORY.
TRUE STORY.
333
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,563
I'M NOT HUMAN.
334
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,965
[BELL RINGS]
335
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,134
WELL, THAT'S
ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
336
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,769
BY THE WAY,
I ASSUME SOME OF YOU
337
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,604
HAVE TAKEN A CLASS
FROM DR. HANLIN.
338
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,841
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY
STORIES ABOUT HIM?
339
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,876
I NEED SOMETHING NICE.
340
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,716
I KNOW THAT IT WAS
HIS FINAL REQUEST
341
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,019
THAT I BE FORTHRIGHT
AND HONEST,
342
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,555
BUT I CAN'T SEEM
TO FIND ANYTHING GOOD
343
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,723
TO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN,
344
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,025
AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING.
345
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,761
YOU KNOW DICK,
346
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:58,231
EVERYONE HAS GOODNESS
WITHIN THEM.
347
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,168
IF YOU LOOK BENEATH
THE SURFACE FAR ENOUGH,
348
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,670
I THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO DISCOVER
349
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,006
A BASIC INNER CORE
OF GOODNESS
350
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,242
THAT MAKES US ALL
CHILDREN OF GOD.
351
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,144
WELL...
352
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,114
I GUESS I'LL JUST
HAVE TO TRY AND FIND THAT
353
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,050
IN DR. HANLIN.
354
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,685
LEONARD HANLIN?
355
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,563
OH, WOW, GOOD LUCK.
356
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,571
LISTEN, AUGUST,
ABOUT CHERYL.
357
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,706
NO.
I JUST--
358
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,708
NO. LOOK,
WE USED TO BE
INVOLVED.
359
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,177
THAT'S OVER.
I'M O.K. WITH THAT.
360
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:47,147
LET'S NOT LET IT
AFFECT OUR ACADEMIC
RELATIONSHIP.
361
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,417
NO, I MADE
A MISTAKE WITH HER.
362
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,186
I DON'T WANT CHERYL.
I WANT YOU.
363
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,388
OF COURSE
YOU WANT ME.
364
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,692
WHAT CAN I DO
TO FIX THIS?
365
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,928
YOU COULD TAKE ME
SOMEPLACE NICE.
366
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,932
ALL RIGHT. UM...O.K.
367
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,268
THERE'S THIS THING
I GOT TO GO TO
TOMORROW AFTERNOON,
368
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,637
'CAUSE MY DAD
KNEW THIS GUY.
369
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,274
IT'S, UM...YOU HAVE
TO DRESS UP,
370
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:18,078
'CAUSE IT'S
REALLY, REALLY NICE.
371
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,912
SURE.
372
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,017
SO WHEN THEY ASKED ME
TO COME TO EARTH,
373
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,019
I THOUGHT, WHY NOT?
374
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:30,490
I WAS IN A RUT,
WORKING FOR THE BIG
GIANT HEAD.
375
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:32,925
YOU KNOW HIM.
376
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,960
HARRY!
377
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,463
UH...JUST A MINUTE.
378
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,534
WHO WERE YOU
TALKING TO?
379
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,236
NOBODY.
380
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,639
DR. HANLIN!
381
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,810
HOW DID HE GET HERE?
382
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,280
I GAVE HIM A RIDE.
383
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,817
THIS ISN'T
DR. HANLIN ANYMORE.
384
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,552
IT'S AN EMPTY
VESSEL.
385
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,790
IF HE WERE ALIVE,
COULD I DO THIS?
386
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,826
COULD ANY MAN ALIVE
RESIST A FRESH
BANANA?
387
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,065
I REST MY CASE!
388
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,933
BUT, DICK,
WHEN OUR MISSION ENDS
389
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,835
AND WE LEAVE
THIS PLANET,
390
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,470
WILL OUR BODIES
END UP LIKE THAT?
391
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,505
OF COURSE!
392
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,440
IT'S HAPPENED
A MILLION TIMES!
393
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,675
WE STUDY A PLANET.
WE TAKE ON
THE LIFE FORMS.
394
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,578
WE FINISH THE JOB.
WE DISCARD THE
LIFE FORMS.
395
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,814
DICK, I FEEL
DIFFERENT HERE.
396
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,416
I LIKE SALLY.
397
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,451
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HER
WHEN I'M GONE?
398
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,986
WHAT HAPPENS TO
ALL HER STUFF...
399
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,022
ALL HER SHOES?
400
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,892
YOU WON'T CARE,
401
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,361
BECAUSE THE THING
THAT'S REALLY YOU
402
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,230
WILL BE IN ANOTHER
GALAXY.
403
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:47,634
AND SALLY WILL BE
JUST LIKE DR. HANLIN.
404
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,403
WHOA, DICK,
HE'S GOING FOR
THE BANANA!
405
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,876
I NEED TO RUN
THIS EULOGY BY YOU.
406
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,778
OH, JUST SAY
WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO SAY.
407
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,713
I THINK I FOUND
A POSITIVE ANGLE.
408
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,650
"OFFICE SPACE
IS AT A PREMIUM
ON THIS CAMPUS,
409
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,319
STOP!
SO YOU'LL BE HAPPY
TO HEAR--"
410
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,255
THE MAN IS DEAD!
411
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,290
We're ready to start.
412
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,128
SEE HOW--HOW NICE
IT IS?
413
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,433
THIS IS THE THING
FOR THE GUY
414
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,335
YOU INVITED ME TO?
415
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,904
YEAH.
416
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,540
WHAT?
417
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,987
HOW...
418
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,490
CAN WE HONOR THE MEMORY
419
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,959
OF A MAN LIKE
LEONARD HANLIN?
420
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,962
WELL...
421
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,973
HE WAS GOVERNED
BY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS...
422
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,043
AS ARE ALL LIVING THINGS.
423
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,313
IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT
424
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,749
THAT HEARTS AND CLOCKS
SLOW DOWN
425
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,219
AS THEY APPROACH
THE SPEED OF LIGHT,
426
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:16,856
THE POINT AT WHICH
MATTER IS CONVERTED
INTO ENERGY.
427
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,958
DR. HANLIN'S HEART
APPROACHED THAT SPEED
428
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,760
ON FRIDAY EVENING...
429
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,597
AT 7:57,
430
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,399
ACCORDING TO THE CORONER,
431
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,869
CONVERTING HIS MATTER
INTO ENERGY,
432
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,639
INTO PURE WHITE LIGHT.
433
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,478
THOUGH HE IS NO LONGER
WITH US,
434
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,413
HE IS ALL AROUND US.
435
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,590
Thank you.
436
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,830
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY
437
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,732
BEAUTIFUL.
438
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,037
MATTER
TO ENERGY?
439
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,875
COULD YOU HAVE BEEN
MORE TRITE?
440
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,445
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
PHONE IT IN?
441
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,921
THE FACT THAT
SOME DAY WE'LL LOSE
THESE BODIES
442
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,290
MAKES ME WANT MORE.
443
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,493
I WANT TO SHARE MYSELF
WITH SOMEONE.
444
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,195
AND I THINK
WE ALL KNOW WHO.
445
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,632
I WANT TO SAVOR
EVERY MOMENT.
446
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,034
I WANT TO SEE PLACES
OUTSIDE OF OHIO.
447
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,137
MMM. I WANT
ONE OF THOSE BIG
CHEESEBURGERS
448
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,508
WITH THREE BUNS.
449
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,311
I WANT ONE OF
THOSE THINGS.
450
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,245
YOU SEE PEOPLE
WITH THEM?
451
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,647
YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE LIKE THIS BIG?
452
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,315
A BABY?
453
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,350
YEAH!
454
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,453
AREN'T YOU KIND OF
STUCK WITH A BABY
FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
455
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,255
NO. YOU ONLY
HAVE A BABY FOR
LIKE TWO YEARS.
456
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,426
HAH!
457
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,694
MEN!
458
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,698
DICK, WHEN ARE WE
GOING TO LEAVE
THESE BODIES?
459
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:09,168
WHEN WE'VE LEARNED
EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW
460
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,871
ABOUT LIFE.
461
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:17,243
WELL...
GOOD THING
WE GOT CABLE.
462
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,747
* LIFE IS JUST
A BOWL OF CHERRIES *
463
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,384
* SO LIVE
AND LAUGH AT IT ALL *
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