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SUPER COMBO
NUMBER ONE.
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SUPER COMBO NUMBER FOUR.
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AND THE FUN-TASTIC
GOOFY MEAL
NUMBER TWO.
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YOU HEARD ME.
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EARTH JUST DOESN'T
GET ANY BETTER--
DINNER AND A MOVIE.
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OH, LET'S SEE THIS ONE.
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"FOUR STARS, TWO THUMBS.
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"A SWEEPING DRAMA.
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"ONE OF THE YEAR'S
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MOST INTELLECTUALLY
STIMULATING CINEMATIC
ACCOMPLISHMENTS."
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NO.
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CHICK FLICK.
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HOW ARE YOUR
CHICKEN CRUNCHIES
TODAY?
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OH! WE DON'T HAVE
ALL DAY.
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HE'LL HAVE THE SUPER
COMBO NUMBER TWO.
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O.K. THAT'LL BE 10.71.
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PLEASE DRIVE
AROUND.
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UH, WITH PLEASURE.
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[CAR BACKFIRES]
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WHAT'S THAT?
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PLEASE DRIVE
AROUND.
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WE WOULD
IF WE COULD.
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I SAID TO GET
THIS LOOKED AT
TWO WEEKS AGO,
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NOT TO MENTION
THE PHONE'S STILL OUT.
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I KEEP MENTIONING
THE PROBLEMS,
YET NOTHING GETS DONE.
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AND YET YOU PERSIST.
GOOD FOR YOU.
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NOW WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
TO THE MOVIE.
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IT JUST NEEDS A PUSH.
SALLY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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HURRY UP. I
DON'T WANT TO MISS
THE PREVIEWS.
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OR THAT "AUDIENCE
IS LISTENING" THING.
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OH, YEAH.
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[IMITATING MOVIE THEATER
THX SOUND SYSTEM]
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OOOOEEEEE.....
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EEEEEAAAAAA...
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AAAAHHMMMM!
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THIS SEAT SUCKS.
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I AGREE.
THE SEATING'S
ALL WRONG.
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WE SHOULD SWITCH.
THEN I'D HAVE
AN ARMREST.
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HARRY, YOU NEED
AN AISLE SEAT.
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YOU GO
TO THE BATHROOM
CONSTANTLY.
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WAIT. WAIT.
HOLD IT. EVERYBODY,
JUST SIT DOWN.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN.
HAVE SOME POPCORN.
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I DIDN'T WANT
POPCORN. I WANTED
GOOD 'N' PLENTY.
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WHEN YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER,
YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE
OF THE MOVIE TREATS.
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I WILL.
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BULLY FOR YOU.
SHH!
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EXCUSE ME!
WE'RE TALKING HERE!
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HOW DID HE
BEAT THOSE GUYS?
IT WAS 12 AGAINST 1.
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HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE.
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SEE, THEY ONLY HAVE
MACHINE GUNS,
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WHILE HE HAS
THE BROKEN POOL CUE.
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OH! GREAT COMMAND
DECISION, DICK.
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NOW I HAVE
A PIECE OF POPCORN
STUCK IN MY TEETH.
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HERE, I'LL GET IT.
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SALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD'VE SAT
NEAR THE AISLE.
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EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.
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EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
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IS THAT IT?
OWWW!
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I'M GETTING
THE MANAGER!
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HAVE HIM BRING FLOSS.
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I'M SORRY.
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COULDN'T BE
SORRI--AAH!
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OW!
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DICK, I'M STUCK
TO THE FLOOR.
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OH!
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O.K., PUNK.
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COURT IS ADJOURNED.
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HYAH!
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STOP IT.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
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HIGH COMMANDER SAID
THAT I COULD TURN MYSELF
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INTO A LETHAL KILLING
MACHINE.
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DID YOU?
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WHAT?
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TOMMY, WHAT'S
WITH THE TOAD?
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HIS NAME'S JACK.
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HE'S MY NEW
LAB PARTNER.
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NO, IN THE JAR.
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OH! THAT'S A DEAD FROG.
WE'RE GOING
TO REANIMATE IT.
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU
NO SCIENCE PROJECTS
IN THE KITCHEN?
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UH, HIGH COMMANDER
SAID WE COULD.
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DICK! PERMISSION
TO BITCH!
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PERMISSION GRANTED.
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WHY DO YOU LET THEM
DO THINGS I'VE FORBIDDEN?
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I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO LISTEN TO ME--
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AAH!
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* AHH
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I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
WE WERE SINGING.
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THIS POPCORN KERNEL
IS AGONY.
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I FEEL LIKE STICKING
MY HEAD IN A MICROWAVE
TO POP IT OUT.
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JUST MAKE YOU POKE
HOLES IN YOUR HEAD
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WITH A FORK FIRST.
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WELL, I'M OFF.
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WAIT, WE NEED TO
TALK ABOUT THIS.
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I'M SECOND IN COMMAND,
AND I HAVE NO AUTHORITY
OVER THESE GUYS.
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YOU OUTRANK THEM, SALLY.
JUST SEIZE CONTROL.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE.
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ALL RIGHT, PERMISSION
REQUESTED TO SCHEDULE
INITIATIVE-TAKING.
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JUST DO IT.
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TAKE THE CAR IN.
FIX THE PHONE.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I WASN'T HERE?
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YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE.
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WELL, WHAT IF I WASN'T?
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I'D DO A HAPPY
LITTLE DANCE.
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OH, MAN.
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SOLOMON'S HERE.
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DON'T LOOK.
HE'LL COME OVER.
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DOES HE SEE US?
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I'LL CHECK.
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LEON!
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WHAT A HAPPY
ACCIDENT.
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NOW WE CAN SPEND
THE EVENING
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GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
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PLEASE, CONTINUE
WITH YOUR CONVERSATION.
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WE CAN'T. WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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SHUT UP!
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CAN I GET
YOU SOMETHING?
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WHAT ARE
THEY HAVING?
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COFFEE...
FOR TWO HOURS.
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I'LL HAVE THAT.
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PITMAN!
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
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SUDDENLY YOU LOOK SO...
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I'VE NEVER USED THIS WORD...
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COOL.
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OH, REALLY?
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NOW IT'S GONE.
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NOW IT'S BACK.
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NOW THERE'S AN AIR
OF SOPHISTICATION.
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SOMEHOW, THAT FIERY
TUBE HAS MITIGATED
YOUR OAFISHNESS.
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MAY I?
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OH, YOU CAN KEEP IT.
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THANK YOU!
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[COUGH]
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OH!
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[COUGH]
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AN ADDED BONUS.
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THIS IS CREEPY.
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YOU HAVE NO VISION.
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WHAT IS THIS THING
IN MY COLANDER?
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OH. THAT WOULD BE
ITS OLD BRAIN.
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WELL, DICK,
MY LIFE IS HELL.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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OH, YOU BETCHA.
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IT'S LIKE I'M
FEELING MY LUNGS
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
A TENANT WHO SMOKES.
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SO MANY PEOPLE
ARE GIVING IT UP.
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IT JUST BREAKS
MY HEART.
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WE NEED
SOME DUCT TAPE
AND JUMPER CABLES.
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HAVE YOU SMOKED
YOUR CIGARETTE YET?
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NO, SIR.
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NO REASON
TO PUT IT OFF.
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YOU KNOW, I MUST SAY,
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THIS SECONDHAND SMOKE
IS SMOOTH AND SATISFYING.
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MY GIFT TO YOU.
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YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING
THOSE THINGS
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LIKE THEY'RE ADDICTIVE
OR SOMETHING.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
IF CIGARETTES
WERE BAD,
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THEY WOULDN'T
SELL THEM EVERYWHERE.
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BESIDES, I CAN QUIT
WHENEVER I WANT.
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THERE, YOU SEE?
I'VE STOPPED.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.
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YOU KNOW, SALLY...
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IF YOU WANT TO ADVANCE...
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
OPEN YOUR MIND
TO NEW EXPERIENCES.
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WELL, I'VE
STARTED AGAIN.
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THIS POPCORN KERNEL
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
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OH, HONEY,
DON'T PUT YOUR HAND
IN YOUR MOUTH.
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IT'S SO UNBECOMING.
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[CRACKLING]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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[FROG CROAKS LOUDLY]
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[TOMMY]
IT'S ALIVE!
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AAH!
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HEY! WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?
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IT'S A GUARANTEED "A."
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JEEZ.
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KIDS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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SMOKING.
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PLEASE DON'T SMOKE
IN FRONT OF ME.
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I JUST QUIT
A YEAR AGO.
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YOU POOR,
MISGUIDED GIRL.
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WELL, DON'T YOU MISS IT?
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THE FIRST COOL DRAG
IN THE MORNING...
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A RELAXING SMOKE
ON THE ROOF
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ON A WARM
SUMMER NIGHT...
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AND IF I EVER HAVE SEX,
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I THINK I'M GOING
TO SMOKE AFTERWARDS.
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HAVE YOU EVER READ
THE WARNING ON THE SIDE
OF THE PACK?
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WELL, I'M NOT A FETUS.
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THOSE THINGS
WILL TAKE 10 YEARS
OFF OF YOUR LIFE.
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BUT THAT'S OFF
THE END OF YOUR LIFE.
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THOSE YEARS
ARE CRAPPY ANYWAY.
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WELL, THERE HAPPENS
TO BE A POLICY HERE.
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CIGARETTES
ARE ONLY ALLOWED
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IN UNIVERSITY-SANCTIONED
SMOKING ZONES.
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TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
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ALL RIGHT,
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IF YOU'RE GOING
TO BE A BIG...
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FETUS ABOUT IT.
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MY PEOPLE.
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DR. FINKEL!
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FATHER.
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MRS. KRASA!
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YOU SMOKE, TOO?
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[DEEP, GRAVELLY VOICE]
COMES AS A SURPRISE
TO MANY PEOPLE.
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LOOK AT THIS.
WE SUCK, WE BLOW...
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A POSSE
OF ORAL FIXATORS.
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OH, YEAH, WE'RE BAD.
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THEY CAN ISOLATE US,
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BUT THEY'LL NEVER
SEPARATE US.
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LET THEM OUTLAW SMOKING!
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THEN THEY'LL
JUST HAVE TO DEAL
WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF...
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SMOKING OUTLAWS!
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WHO'S WITH ME?
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT...
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RINSE OUT YOUR MOUTH.
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NOW SPIT.
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YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN TO A...
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DENTIST'S OFFICE
BEFORE, HAVE YOU?
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WELL, YOU KNOW...
GAL ON THE GO.
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ALL RIGHT. COULD YOU
OPEN WIDER, PLEASE?
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WIDER.
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[COUGH COUGH]
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YOU CAN'T SMOKE
IN HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL SMOKE
IN THE WAITING ROOM.
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YOU CAN'T SMOKE
THERE, EITHER.
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I'LL SMOKE
IN THE HALL
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I'M SORRY. YOU CAN'T
SMOKE ANYWHERE
IN THE BUILDING.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE AWFULLY SMUG
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FOR A MAN
IN A PAPER COAT.
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[TELEVISION PLAYS]
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00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,307
[THUNDER]
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00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,644
OH, YES.
THE CORN IS GONE.
SEE?
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00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,913
SO, TOMMY, HOW WAS
YOUR SCIENCE FAIR?
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00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,514
OH, UH...
240
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,850
[TURNS OF TELEVISION]
241
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,252
FUNNY STORY.
242
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,721
REMEMBER THAT FROG
I REANIMATED?
243
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:32,625
WELL, IT KIND OF
DEVELOPED A TASTE
FOR HUMAN FLESH.
244
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,962
AND SOMEONE'S GOT TO GO
SEE MY SCIENCE TEACHER
TOMORROW.
245
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,730
WELL, DID YOU TELL DICK?
246
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,265
WASN'T HE WITH YOU?
247
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,867
HE RAN OFF HOURS AGO.
248
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,134
THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM.
249
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,569
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
250
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,904
DICK IS ALWAYS HERE.
251
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,305
WAIT A MINUTE.
252
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,174
OF COURSE.
253
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,242
THIS IS A TEST.
254
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,310
WHAT?
255
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,411
FOR THE NEXT
60 SECONDS,
256
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,414
SHE'S GOING TO EMIT
A HIGH-PITCHED TONE.
257
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,450
NO.
258
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,921
DICK IS TESTING ME.
259
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,892
HE'S CONVENIENTLY
"DISAPPEARED..."
260
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,461
LEAVING ME IN CHARGE.
261
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,863
WELL.
262
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,865
I'M GOING
TO SHOW HIM.
263
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:15,235
O.K., TROOPS. LINE UP
IN ORDER OF HEIGHT.
264
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,605
DESCENDING.
265
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,742
IT'S TIME FOR
DECISIVE ACTION.
HARRY!
266
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:23,844
YES, SIR...
267
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:24,812
MA'AM...MA'AM...
268
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,047
MA'AM, SIR.
269
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:32,152
YOU'RE GOING TO CLIMB
THE UTILITY POLE AND
FIX OUR PHONE LINE.
270
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,454
OH. WELL, I'LL NEED
A FLASHLIGHT.
271
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,757
DON'T WORRY, IT'S
PLENTY BRIGHT WITH ALL
THAT LIGHTNING.
272
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,093
WELL, UH, HOW
DO I GET UP THERE?
273
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,563
WE'VE GOT THAT BIG METAL
LADDER IN THE GARAGE.
274
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,598
OH, WAIT.
275
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,101
YOU CAN KNOCK
THE BOX OPEN WITH
THIS METAL GOLF CLUB.
276
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,602
GOOD, TOMMY.
277
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,804
YOU WANT TO BE SAFE,
278
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,205
WRAP THIS
AROUND YOUR WAIST
279
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:56,043
AND ATTACH IT
TO THE POWER LINE
IN CASE YOU SLIP.
280
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,179
PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED.
281
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,217
[FOOTSTEPS]
282
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,420
[PANTING]
283
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,238
OH, WELL.
284
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,474
I'M SURE SOMEONE
WILL FIND ME
285
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,877
BEFORE THE BUILDING
CLOSES.
286
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,515
MAYBE NOT.
287
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,125
NOW, I'M NOT ONE
TO DISCOURAGE
A CHILD'S CREATIVITY,
288
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,827
BUT THAT FROG
TOOK A BITE
OUT OF PATTY KIENLEN
289
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,998
THE SIZE
OF A SILVER DOLLAR.
290
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,599
DIME, TOPS.
291
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,102
THAT FROG DESTROYED
ALL THE OTHER
EXPERIMENTS
292
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,436
AND ATTACKED
SIX STUDENTS,
293
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,671
AND TOMMY
REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE.
294
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,074
WELL, IT'S CLEAR
THAT TOMMY MUST BE
DISCIPLINED,
295
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,076
AND IN THE ABSENCE
OF MR. SOLOMON,
296
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,412
WE ASK THAT YOU TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY.
297
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,814
OH, I'M READY TO
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
298
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,718
BELIEVE ME, I CAN
HANDLE RESPONSIBILITY.
NO PROBLEM.
299
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,287
TOMMY, I'M HEREBY
PLACING YOU
UNDER HOUSE ARREST.
300
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,655
I JUST THOUGHT
COUNSELING--
301
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,257
YOU'RE AT HALF RATIONS.
302
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,493
YOU'LL REPORT
TO CALISTHENICS
AT 0500 SHARP.
303
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,830
CAN I BE PLACED
IN A FOSTER HOME
OR SOMETHING?
304
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,133
I'M HIS MOTHER.
I'LL HANDLE HIM.
305
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,834
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE HIS SISTER.
306
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,137
SISTER, MOTHER,
WHATEVER.
307
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,605
I THINK YOU'RE
ACTUALLY MY AUNT.
308
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,843
IN OUR FAMILY,
IT'S KIND OF
HARD TO TELL.
309
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,114
* OH, DANNY BOY
310
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,315
* THE PIPES
311
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:46,386
* THE PIPES ARE CALLING
312
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,922
* FROM GLEN TO GLEN
313
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:54,427
* AND DOWN
THE MOUNTAINSIDE *
314
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,732
* THE SUMMER'S GONE
315
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:04,871
* AND ALL THE ROSES
FALLING *
316
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,006
* 'TIS YOU
317
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,708
*'TIS YOU MUST GO
318
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,445
* AND I MUST BIDE
319
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,884
* BUT COME YE BACK
320
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,622
* WHEN SUMMER'S
IN THE MEADOW *
321
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,166
HEY, YOU'RE NOT BAD.
322
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,901
THANK YOU.
323
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,039
* 'TIS I'LL BE BY
324
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,640
* IN SUNSHINE
325
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:46,013
* OR IN SHADOW
326
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,551
YOU'RE NOT SO BAD
YOURSELF.
327
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,622
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MY CAR'S NOT READY?
328
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,191
YOU PROMISED FRIDAY.
TODAY'S FRIDAY.
329
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,095
THE CARBURETOR'S,
UH, REBUILT.
330
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,296
THAT TAKES EXTRA TIME.
331
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,431
I'M OVER HERE.
332
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,866
ON THE PLUS SIDE,
YOUR TRANNY'S
IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE.
333
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,735
AH. GOOD NEWS.
334
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,271
EXCUSE ME.
THIS IS MY CAR.
335
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,307
UH, SHE'S RIGHT.
I JUST STAND
HERE AND NOD.
336
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,576
HA HA HA HA HA!
337
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,610
WELL, YOU GOT
TO HUMOR 'EM.
338
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,879
HA HA HA HA!
339
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,348
THIS REDHEAD
CAME IN LAST WEEK,
340
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,016
I THINK SHE'S
DRIVING A SUNBIRD.
341
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,417
SHE OPENED THAT HOOD--
342
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,186
[CRUNCH]
343
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,227
HELLO.
344
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,729
I'D LIKE MY CAR READY
IN A HALF HOUR.
345
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,066
I DON'T WANT
A 200% MARKUP
ON PARTS.
346
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,700
UH...
347
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,670
AND I'D LIKE IT
WASHED.
348
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,372
THANK YOU.
349
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,906
YOU HEAR THAT,
HIGH COMMANDER?
350
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:47,707
OHHH!
351
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,509
SALLY.
352
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,814
I'M SORRY.
353
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,254
WOMEN, HUH?
354
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,822
WHEW!
355
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,791
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
356
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,393
OH, BOY.
357
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,303
[OPENS DRAWER]
358
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:22,775
[MECHANICAL HUMMING]
359
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,877
[CLOSES DRAWER]
360
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,013
DICK.
361
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:27,880
SALLY.
362
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,015
DICK!
363
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,450
YOU CAN
COME OUT NOW.
364
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,719
I PASSED
YOUR LITTLE TEST.
365
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,688
NINA, WHERE'S DICK?
366
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,491
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN TWO DAYS.
367
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,228
WILL YOU EXCUSE US
FOR JUST A MINUTE?
368
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,063
HE'S NOT HERE.
HE'S GONE.
HE'S ACTUALLY GONE.
369
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,099
I CAN STILL
HEAR YOU.
370
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,636
UM, COULD YOU
LEAVE, PLEASE?
371
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,338
TRY AND STOP ME.
372
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,407
THIS WASN'T A TEST.
373
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,675
[DOOR CLOSES]
374
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,745
I REALLY AM
HIGH COMMANDER.
375
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,914
WE AWAIT YOUR ORDERS,
HIGH COMMANDER.
376
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,254
WE'RE HERE WAITING.
377
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,057
IF DICK WERE HERE,
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.
378
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,525
IF DICK WERE HERE,
379
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,994
HE'D KNOW
WHERE HE WAS.
380
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,166
WE GOT
TO FIND HIM.
381
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,141
DR. BANKSON.
382
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,509
HUH.
383
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,215
DR. BANKSON.
384
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,583
WE MEET AT LAST.
385
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,122
I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE--
386
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,957
DICK SOLOMON?
387
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,259
[MUMBLES
INCOHERENTLY]
388
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,660
AH.
389
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,628
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE CHOSEN
390
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,699
A POOR TIME
TO SEDATE YOURSELF,
DR. BANKSON.
391
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,634
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.
392
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,204
THE DENTIST WHO DRILLS
HIS OWN TEETH
393
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,207
HAS A FOOL
FOR A PATIENT.
394
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,508
AH.
395
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,277
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU
TO COOPERATE.
396
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,713
WELL, MAYBE
YOU'LL TALK...
397
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,715
FOR MR. SUCKY THING.
398
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,983
[HISSING]
399
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,187
DEATH HAS REARED
HIMSELF A THRONE
400
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,823
IN A STRANGE CITY
LYING ALONE,
401
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,726
WHERE GOOD AND BAD
AND WORST AND BEST
402
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,496
ARE GONE TO THEIR
ETERNAL REST.
403
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,767
THAT'S NICE.
WHAT IS IT?
404
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,003
IT'S JUST...
SOMETHING I MADE UP.
405
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,005
LIAR! THAT'S
EDGAR ALLAN POE.
406
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,307
I WAS THERE
WHEN YOU READ IT!
407
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,142
THEN WHY ASK,
408
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,145
JUST TO PLAY
MIND GAMES WITH ME?
409
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,247
WHAT MIND?
410
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,047
STOP IT!
411
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,383
STOP IT! STOP IT!
STOP IT! STOP IT!
412
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,685
DICK, IS THAT YOU?
413
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,022
HARRY?
414
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:50,823
DICK?
415
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,593
HARRY! OPEN THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!
416
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,561
[JINGLING]
417
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:58,365
HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S REALLY YOU?
418
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,333
IT'S REALLY ME!
419
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,635
WELL, YOU
WOULD KNOW THAT.
420
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,271
HARRY!
DICK!
421
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,071
YOU SAVED ME!
422
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,307
OH, GOD, DICK!
423
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,850
A VOICE
INSIDE OF YOU?
424
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,152
AND YOU NEVER
KNEW IT WAS THERE.
425
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,488
BY THE SECOND DAY,
426
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,257
I WAS HEARING
MY INNER VOICE, TOO.
427
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,157
WHAT WAS IT SAYING?
428
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:29,362
I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.
429
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,730
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
THE JANITOR'S FACE
430
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,932
WHEN HE WALKED IN
ON THE FOUR OF US.
431
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,735
I'M JUST GLAD
YOU'RE ALIVE.
432
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,738
THANK YOU.
GOOD WORK FINDING ME.
433
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,274
GOOD WORK?
I WAS PARALYSED.
434
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,875
I THOUGHT I COULD
DO YOUR JOB.
435
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,413
I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO ARROGANT, BOSSY,
AND CONDESCENDING.
436
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,581
YOU MAKE IT LOOK
SO EASY.
437
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,818
WELL, I'M NOT
PERFECT, LIEUTENANT.
438
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,520
AFTER ALL,
I GOT LOCKED
439
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,121
IN A STAIRWELL
FOR THREE DAYS
440
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,457
JUST BECAUSE I NEEDED
A CIGARETTE.
441
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,758
YEAH, THAT
WAS STUPID.
442
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,393
YES, IT WAS.
443
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,262
REALLY STUPID.
444
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,498
POINT TAKEN.
445
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:09,001
DIDN'T YOU EVEN THINK
TO CHECK THE DOOR FIRST?
446
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,637
YOU'D EXPECT
A BONEHEAD MOVE
LIKE THAT FROM ME,
447
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,838
BUT YOU...
448
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,507
O.K., "BONEHEAD"
IS WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE.
449
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,875
EXCUSE US!
450
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,911
AFTER ALL, I AM
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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