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- LIFT YOUR LEG UP.
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- THIS SEAT TAKEN?
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- WHAT'S GOOD TO EAT HERE?
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THE CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION CAKE.
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THAT SOUNDS--
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
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OR NOT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU LOOK GOOD.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- OH, I'M JUST
DOING PRESS FOR MY BOOK.
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I'M DOING A TOUR.
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CRAZY TIME, ACTUALLY.
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I WAS AT THIS PARTY LAST NIGHT
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WITH ALL THESE
FAMOUS PEOPLE THERE.
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PRINCE PLAYED AT IT.
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IT WAS PRETTY--
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PRETTY COOL.
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- OH.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- JUST WORK.
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- WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU DO AGAIN?
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- ANALYTICAL PROCESSING.
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DATA MINING.
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IT'S REALLY MORE,
UM, PREDICTIVE ANALYSIS.
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- DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
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WHERE'S HOME AGAIN FOR YOU?
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- SEATTLE.
- RIGHT, SEATTLE.
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- YOU?
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- NEW YORK.
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- YOU READY, SIR?
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- HEY, UH...
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I'M GONNA GET THAT
CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION CAKE.
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AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAKE IT TWO.
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ONE FOR THE LADY OVER THERE.
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- NONE FOR ME, THANKS.
- NO, GET A--
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- NO, ONE IS FINE.
ONE IS FINE.
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- OKAY.
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WE CAN SPLIT IT
IF YOU WANT.
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- HEY.
- HEY.
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- I GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE LOBBY,
SOMEONE'S PICKING ME UP.
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I'M SORRY,
DID I WAKE YOU?
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- NO, NO, IT'S FINE, FINE.
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I LEFT MY NUMBER FOR YOU.
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IF YOU'RE,
YOU KNOW, IN NEW YORK
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AND WANNA
GIVE ME A SHOUT.
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- I'M NEVER
GONNA CALL YOU.
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- OKAY.
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HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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- YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH, YEAH.
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- I BROKE UP
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
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NOT FOR YOU, OBVIOUSLY.
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WHY DID I--I DIDN'T--I DON'T
KNOW WHY I JUST SAID THAT.
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- WELL, I'M MARRIED NOW.
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- YEAH, I FIGURED.
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HEY, HOW WAS YOUR WEDDING?
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YOU HAVE FUN?
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WERE THERE A LOT OF PEOPLE
AT THE WEDDING?
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GRANDMAS, GRANDPAS?
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YOU HAVE A BAND
OR A DJ?
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YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
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YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T
GONNA CALL ME, YOU LIED.
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WHY'D YOU CALL ME?
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WAS IT THE PENIS?
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- IT'S HANDSOME.
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IT'S A HANDSOME PENIS.
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IS THAT WHY?
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- THAT'S IT.
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- WHY'D YOU CALL?
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- MMM.
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HMM.
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- WHAT?
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- TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF.
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- LIKE WHAT?
- ANYTHING.
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- YOU WANNA KNOW
MY FAVORITE COLOR?
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- YOU LIKE YOUR WORK?
- YES, I LOVE IT.
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- WHAT?
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- COME ON.
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- YOU WANNA KNOW
MY FAVORITE COLOR?
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- NO, I DON'T WANNA KNOW
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.
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TELL ME--
TELL ME--
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- WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP TALKING?
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- DO YOU HAVE
A MIDDLE NAME?
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- MM-HMM.
YES, I DO.
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- ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME?
- NO.
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- YOU'RE JUST GONNA
KEEP TURNING OFF THE LIGHT?
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- YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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I'M GONNA BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP
OVER YOUR HEAD.
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- OKAY.
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FINE, YOU GET ONE QUESTION.
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ONE.
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- HOLD ON, I'M THINKING.
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ONLY ONE?
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HEH.
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- DON'T PUSH IT.
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00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,006
- NO, NO, I GET ONE QUESTION.
I GET ONE QUESTION.
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00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,618
- WELL, TIME'S RUNNING OUT.
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- TURN THE LIGHT OFF.
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- TURN IT OFF?
- TURN IT OFF.
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00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,451
- IT'S GOING OFF.
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- WHEN'S YOUR NEXT CONFERENCE?
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YOU GOT ANY BROTHERS
OR SISTERS?
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ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD
STILL TOGETHER?
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ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT
OR REPUBLICAN?
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A RONALD REAGAN FILM?
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00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:05,099
DO YOU LIKE VANILLA
OR CHOCOLATE?
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VANILLA.
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00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,973
CHOCOLATE?
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WOULD YOU RATHER BE EATEN BY
A SHARK OR DIE IN AN EARTHQUAKE?
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- SHARK.
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WOULD YOU RATHER
HAVE THE SUPERPOWER--
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- I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
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WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE
THE SUPERPOWER TO FLY
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OR TO TURN ME
INTO A BUFFALO?
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SEE YA.
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I, UH--
I READ YOUR BOOK.
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- OH, YEAH?
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- IT SURPRISED ME.
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- IT'S JUST A BOOK.
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- IT'S NOT JUST A BOOK,
IT'S A BESTSELLER.
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- IT'S IN EVERY AIRPORT.
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- YES, IT IS.
YES, IT IS.
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- I REALLY LIKED IT.
- GOOD.
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- YOU'RE A VERY GOOD WRITER.
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- YES, I AM.
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- I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT.
- NO, I KNOW.
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I'M GOOD.
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NO, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.
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THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
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I, UH, UM...
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I MET SOMEONE.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
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IT'S, UH,
NOT A SERIOUS THING.
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I JUST WANTED
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
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THAT--UH,
I DON'T KNOW THE RULES.
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- WE KEEP ON DOING THIS,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LEAVE HER FOR ME.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LEAVE HIM FOR ME.
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- OH, MY GOD.
I GOTTA GO.
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WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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- HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT.
- SEE YA.
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OH, MY--
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OH, SHIT.
- HELLO?
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- NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
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DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT.
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00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,356
NO, DON'T DO IT!
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,674
I USED TO BE IN,
LIKE, A SPECIAL ED, UM--
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I'M SERIOUS.
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LIKE, A SPECIAL ED MATH CLASS.
AND, UH--
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- THEN, LIKE,
THIS WAS LAST YEAR?
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- IT KIND OF SCARRED ME FOREVER.
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00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,860
AND THERE WAS THIS ONE KID,
TIMMY ECKENSTERNER.
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AND HE WAS A TOTAL
FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE.
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AND THERE WAS THIS WONDERFUL
GIRL, MARIANNA STEINS.
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- SHE WAS BORN WITH
A HOLE IN HER HEART.
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- WHAT?
- YEAH.
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SHE WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE THING
WITH AN AFRO, AND SHE WAS--
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SHE WAS A NEIGHBOR,
MARIANNA STEINS.
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- DID SHE SURVIVE,
OR DID SHE DIE?
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- NO, SHE SURVIVED,
SHE'S STILL GOING.
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SHE'S A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING.
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BUT THE KIDS MADE FUN OF HER
AND THEN MADE FUN OF ME
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'CAUSE I WAS HANGING OUT
WITH HER, YOU KNOW?
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- WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON
YOU EVER KISSED?
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CHRISTIAN IVESON.
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- IVESON?
- BRACES.
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HE HAD BRACES.
I DID NOT.
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- DID HE STICK HIS TONGUE
IN YOUR MOUTH?
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- MM-MM, NO.
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HE WAS PRETTY WIMPY.
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- HOW ABOUT THE FIRST TIME
YOU HAD SEX?
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- MM...
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- HOW OLD WERE YOU?
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- 18, COLLEGE.
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ALL MY FRIENDS,
THEY ALL HAD ALREADY HAD SEX.
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SO I ALSO FELT PRESSURE
'CAUSE I WAS, LIKE,
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THE ONLY PERSON, YOU KNOW,
THAT, LIKE, HADN'T DONE IT YET.
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- WHEN WAS--WHO BROKE
YOUR HEART THE FIRST TIME?
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- ASHLEY LUDDEN.
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SHE WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH ME
AND I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE--
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LIKE, I WAS, LIKE, "WOW,
WE'VE BEEN DATING A LONG TIME."
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I WANTED THIS TO BE
THE FIRST GIRL I SLEEP WITH.
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- YEAH.
- THIS IS GONNA BE SPECIAL.
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- AND THEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ME
AND FUCKED HALF THE SCHOOL.
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- REALLY, SHE DID.
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- NO.
- YEAH.
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IT WAS LIKE--
I DON'T KNOW, I TURNED ASHLEY
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INTO A COMPLETE SLUT.
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00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:09,055
WHERE WAS THAT ASHLEY?
WHERE WAS THAT ASHLEY?
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00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,101
YOU EVER HAVE AN EXPERIENCE
WITH A GIRL?
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- MM-MM.
- NO?
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00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,541
OH.
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I DID WITH A GUY.
- YOU DID?
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00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,806
- YEAH, WHEN I WAS A KID.
- YEAH.
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00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:25,897
- WE'D PLAY, LIKE, G.I. JOES
AND THEN I'D GET SHOT,
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AND HE'D NURSE ME
WITH A BLOW JOB, YOU KNOW?
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00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,727
- WOW.
- YEAH.
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AND I WAS SO YOUNG,
I COULDN'T EVEN COME.
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I GOT A BLOW JOB--
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- THIS IS NOT GONNA
MAKE YOU LIKE ME.
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00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,954
- YOU HAVE, LIKE,
THE BLOW JOB CHRONICLES.
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00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,000
- THE BLOW JOB CHRONICLES.
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MY FIRST BLOW JOB...
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STARTED WITH A BOY.
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I'M THE KING OF MONACO,
SO FUCK EVERYBODY.
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00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:58,278
I'M THE KING OF THE SERENE
REPUBLIC OF SAN MARINO.
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00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,150
I'M THE KING
OF LICHTENSTEIN.
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00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,545
- DO YOU WANNA BE MY PRINCESS?
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00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,547
I LEFT MY CROWN AT HOME.
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00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,985
- EXCUSE ME?
- I LEFT MY CROWN AT HOME.
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- OH, TERRIFIC.
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00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,425
CAN WE GET TWO MORE
OF THESE, PLEASE?
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BRING THE PAIN!
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00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,646
- I DON'T THINK
YOU FEEL ANY PAIN.
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- DRINK UP.
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- AAH!
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00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,091
- WHAT PART OF THE HOTEL
IS THIS?
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- WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON?
GO!
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OH, NO!
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- AAH! THEY'RE
COMING AFTER US!
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00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,319
- THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
- COME ON, LET'S GO! RUN!
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RUN!
- OH, MY--
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YOU FEEL THE PAIN NOW?
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00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,242
- OH, GOD, GET UP.
OKAY, COME ON, COME ON!
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00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,333
- THIS WAY, THIS WAY!
- THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
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00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,334
COME ON!
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00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:01,732
- WHAT'S YOUR ROOM NUMBER?
- NUMBER...WHA--
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00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,387
IS THIS ME?
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00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,260
COME ON, GET IN, GET IN.
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00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,003
- I LOVE YOUR FEET.
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WHEN I SEE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
AND I LOOK DOWN,
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AND I SEE UGLY FEET,
I GET VERY TURNED OFF
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AND VICE VERSA.
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00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,971
IF I SEE GREAT FEET,
AND THEN I LOOK UP
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00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,713
AND SEE AN UGLY WOMAN,
I MIGHT BE EXTREMELY TURNED ON.
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00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,628
- OH, OH, OH.
- WHAT?
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00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,413
NO, IT'S GONNA--WHAT?
- IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD.
238
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,893
- YOU DON'T LIKE THAT?
- NO, THAT'S GOOD.
239
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,069
- THIS NAIL IS SO SMALL.
240
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,679
IT LOOKS SO SAD,
THIS NAIL.
241
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,206
BUT YOU HAVE TO--DON'T YOU FEEL
FOR THE UNDERDOG A LITTLE?
242
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,991
- I DO.
- LIKE, POOR LITTLE GUY?
243
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,386
- IT'S ODD THAT YOU HAVE--
YOU HAVE NO NAIL THERE.
244
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,170
IT'S KIND OF--
245
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,651
IT'S KIND OF FREAKISH.
IT'S GETTING KIND OF SCARY.
246
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,480
- SHUT UP AND PAINT IT.
247
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,483
- IS IT THAT YOU--DID YOU
DANCE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
248
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,658
- YEAH.
- YOU DID?
249
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,138
- MM-HMM.
250
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,704
- LIKE BALLET?
- MM-HMM.
251
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,010
- REALLY?
252
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,359
DID YOU DO MODERN DANCE?
- MM-HMM.
253
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,318
- JAZZ?
- MM-HMM.
254
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,190
- DID YOU EVER BREAK-DANCE?
- MM-MM.
255
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,236
- BAREFOOT POLYNESIAN HULA?
- MM-HMM.
256
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,063
- I'M SO BAD AT THIS.
- MM-HMM.
257
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:08,136
WHAT DO YOU
EVEN LIKE ABOUT ME?
258
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,964
WOULD YOU TELL ME?
259
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:14,969
- YEAH, SURE.
- OKAY.
260
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,363
DO IT.
261
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,669
- YOU WANT ME TO--
262
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,589
YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU?
263
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,764
- YEAH.
264
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,767
- UM,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
265
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,291
- LIST--
LIKE, MAKE A LIST.
266
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,031
- LIKE, A TOP TEN LIST?
- YEAH.
267
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,120
- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO.
I CAN'T SUM IT ALL UP.
268
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,688
- IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
269
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:46,740
UM, I THINK YOU'RE
A VERY SMART WOMAN,
270
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,785
WHICH ISN'T SAYING MUCH
COMPARED TO ME,
271
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,571
BUT IT'S GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
272
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:55,618
UM, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,
THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
273
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,665
SEXY.
274
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,536
I LOVE YOUR EYES.
275
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:01,755
GREAT EYES.
276
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:05,585
UM, I LOVE YOUR MOLES.
277
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,675
UM...
278
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,633
YOUR...
279
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,593
THE WAY YOU--
YOU WALK.
280
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,638
LOOK GOOD DOING IT.
281
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,641
UM--
282
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,209
- I FEEL...
283
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,299
REALLY UGLY.
284
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:30,131
JUST A HORRIBLE PERSON.
285
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:41,534
BUT THEN...
286
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,537
I LIKE YOU.
287
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,851
I GO TO SLEEP,
AND WHEN I WAKE UP,
288
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:58,115
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE AT WORK.
289
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,205
I CAN'T--
290
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:08,256
I LOVE HIM.
291
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,043
I LOVE HIM.
292
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:19,398
I THINK.
293
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:23,010
HEH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.
294
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,667
- YEAH.
295
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,800
YEAH.
296
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:35,239
I KNOW.
297
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:57,174
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME?
298
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,920
- IT'S OKAY, GO AHEAD.
299
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,927
SEE, IT'S HARD.
IT'S NOT EASY.
300
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,760
- I LIKE YOUR LAUGH.
301
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,153
- I LIKE WHEN YOU CRY TOO,
302
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,329
BUT I DON'T LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE SAD.
303
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,070
BUT I LIKE WHEN YOU CRY,
THERE'S SOMETHING--
304
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,767
- HOW ABOUT BOTH AT ONCE?
- WHEN YOU LAUGH AND YOU CRY?
305
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:26,987
- YEAH, YEAH,
I LOVE THAT.
306
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,554
CAN YOU TRY--
CAN DO YOU DO--
307
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,164
AND WHEN YOU LAUGH,
YOUR NOSTRILS KIND OF FLARE.
308
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,995
- THEY'RE--THEY'RE
ALMOST LIKE BREATHING RIGHT NOW.
309
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,605
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
310
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:39,390
THAT MIGHT BE MY NUMBER ONE.
- OH, GOD.
311
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,660
BYE.
- BYE.
312
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,010
DON'T GO.
- YEAH, LET'S LIVE HERE.
313
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,012
TAKE ANOTHER FLIGHT.
314
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,666
- I CAN'T, HE'S PICKING ME UP
FROM THE AIRPORT, I GOTTA GO.
315
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:58,018
BYE.
- BYE.
316
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:06,113
- I LOVE YOU.
317
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,384
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS,
318
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,864
RECIPROCAL OR OTHERWISE.
319
00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,822
- YES.
- YES?
320
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,565
- I LOVE YOU.
321
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:28,439
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS.
322
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,878
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
323
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,445
- WE'RE--
324
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,622
I DON'T KNOW,
YOU TELL ME.
325
00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:38,319
- I DON'T KNOW.
326
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:43,019
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
327
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:46,501
- WE COULD KEEP MEETING.
- YOU MEAN CHEATING.
328
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:47,894
- YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
329
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,199
- WELL, LET'S CALL IT
WHAT IT IS.
330
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,724
- I WANNA KEEP DOING THIS.
331
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:02,648
I'M HAPPY.
NO, I'M HAPPY.
332
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:06,086
OKAY.
333
00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:07,870
OKAY.
334
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:11,831
YEAH, WELL, I'M STILL WORKING
THROUGH THAT SECTION.
335
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:12,919
OKAY.
336
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,051
THAT'S AWESOME, WARREN.
337
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,444
BYE.
338
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,447
- SO?
- SO HE LOVED IT.
339
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,144
- I TOLD YOU.
HE'S A GENIUS.
340
00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:22,189
- NO, HE LOVES
EVERYTHING THOUGH.
341
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:23,669
THAT'S HIS WAY.
342
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,366
HE'S VERY--
HE'S ALWAYS VERY KIND.
343
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:26,541
- NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU.
THIS IS THE ONE.
344
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,238
- THIS THIS THE ONE.
345
00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,718
IT'S BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE.
COME ON, TRUST ME.
346
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,285
I KNOW.
347
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,895
- I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
348
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:36,159
- I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
- TO MY SECOND BOOK.
349
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,596
- HMM.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
350
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,641
- SO DO YOU.
351
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:44,167
IN A MANLY WAY.
352
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,995
- GIVE ME A KISS.
353
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,867
GIVE ME A KISS.
- LISTEN.
354
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:50,478
- I WANT A KISS.
- HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
355
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,436
- HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
356
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,048
IT'S THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
WE'RE GONNA CLIMB THAT TONIGHT.
357
00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:56,615
WE'RE GOING NUTS TONIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA EAT.
358
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,355
WE'RE GONNA EAT LIGHT.
359
00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,661
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A NICE DESSERT.
360
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,490
WE'RE GONNA GET DRUNK
ON WINE.
361
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,666
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA
FUCKING DANCE.
362
00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,712
SERIOUSLY, I'M GIVING YOU
A FUCKING NEW YORK TOUR.
363
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,714
IT'S STARTING TONIGHT.
STARTING TONIGHT--
364
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:12,021
- NO, I'VE HAD DINNERS WITH
SO MANY PEOPLE FROM NEW YORK.
365
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:15,634
I'VE WORKED THESE OFFICES.
YOU GOT RECOGNIZED TODAY.
366
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:18,071
- THAT'S SO RARE,
IT NEVER HAPPENS.
367
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:23,642
- I KNOW, AND YET,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
368
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:26,732
IT'S NOT SAFE.
369
00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:30,736
- I UNDERSTAND.
370
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,651
I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD FEEL PARANOID.
371
00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:34,304
NEW YORK'S A BIG CITY.
372
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,915
I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
GONNA RECOGNIZE YOU.
373
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,481
IF THEY RECOGNIZE YOU,
WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
374
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,396
WE CAN BE FRIENDS
WALKING AROUND NEW YORK CITY.
375
00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,660
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA.
376
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,792
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SORRY.
377
00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:46,839
JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE.
378
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,712
- DOES IT INVOLVE FOOD?
379
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,279
- IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
380
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:53,759
- IT BETTER BE, LIKE,
THE GREATEST IDEA EVER.
381
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,630
'CAUSE I'M REALLY,
REALLY INTO MY IDEA.
382
00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:12,212
- ♪ OOH SO EASY
383
00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:15,171
♪ I GOT YOU WRAPPED
384
00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:18,479
♪ AROUND MY FINGER
385
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:22,396
♪ OOH YOU'RE SO EASY
386
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,225
♪ I GOT YOU WRAPPED
387
00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:29,708
♪ AROUND MY FINGER
388
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:32,145
♪ I GOT YOU
389
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,800
♪ I GOT YOU
390
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,371
- IT'S TOTALLY AMAZING
BECAUSE THE FACT THAT THEY
391
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:42,895
GAVE ME MORE THAN
ONE TEAM THIS TIME
392
00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:47,334
MEANS THAT THEY SEE ME
AS SOMEBODY WHO, UM--
393
00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,944
IT'S GOOD.
394
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,250
IT'S JUST--IT'S REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
395
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:51,686
AND IT MEANS
I HAVE THE POWER
396
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:55,081
TO ACTUALLY DO
SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
397
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,561
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS AARON.
398
00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,869
FUCKING AARON IS GONNA TRY AND
FUCK THINGS UP FOR ME AS USUAL
399
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,436
'CAUSE HE'S ALWAYS JEALOUS.
400
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:12,838
NOW IF WE MERGE,
THEN I'M GONNA BE IN A POSITION
401
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:16,363
TO RUN THOSE TEAMS TOO, SO--
402
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,670
I'M COLD.
403
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,412
I CAN HANDLE HIM.
404
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:25,981
NOW I JUST GOTTA KICK ASS.
405
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,374
THEN I COULD
PICK MY PROJECTS
406
00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,028
AND ONLY REALLY ANSWER
TO CHARLIE.
407
00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:32,205
IT'S WHAT
I WANT TO DO ANYWAY.
408
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:38,167
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
I'M TALKING TOO MUCH.
409
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:41,083
- NO.
410
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:44,783
ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.
411
00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,959
- IS THIS YOU STONED?
412
00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,830
- HEH.
413
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,876
- YOU GET ALL PARANOID
AND DISTANT?
414
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,836
- I'M FINE.
I HAD A THING.
415
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:59,406
- WITH HER?
- NO.
416
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,277
- YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT HER.
- NO, IT'S NOT HER.
417
00:30:01,408 --> 00:30:03,192
IT'S JUST--
IT'S NOTHING.
418
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:06,326
- WHAT?
419
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:14,290
- MY BOOK GOT KILLED.
420
00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:22,037
LIKE, REALLY KILLED.
421
00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,393
REVIEWS WERE--
422
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:33,744
IT WAS LIKE I MURDERED
THEIR CHILDREN OR SOMETHING.
423
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,311
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU JUST GOTTA MOVE ON.
424
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,357
IT'S YOUR SECOND BOOK,
YOU KNOW?
425
00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,402
- MOVE ON.
MOVE ON TO WHAT?
426
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,622
IT'S--NO ONE'S
GONNA READ MY BOOK NOW.
427
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,886
- WELL, I THINK IT'S GOOD.
428
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,633
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
429
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,897
I MEAN, NO ONE CARES.
430
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,030
YOU KNOW, I WANT
TO DO SOMETHING IN MY LIFE.
431
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:02,556
I WANT TO--I WANT--
YOU KNOW, I WANT--
432
00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:03,905
- COME ON,
YOU'RE JUST STONED.
433
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,472
COME ON.
434
00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:09,824
- I WANT WHAT I DO TO MATTER.
WHAT I DO MATTERS!
435
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,392
AND I DON'T WANT TO JUST
MOVE WIDGETS AROUND.
436
00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:15,177
- YOU MEAN LIKE INSURING
THE CONTINUING GROWTH
437
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,005
OF MAJOR CORPORATIONS?
438
00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:19,007
- HEY, WITHOUT YOU,
WHO WOULD EXPLOIT THE PEOPLE,
439
00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:20,966
RAPE THE LAND,
AND MAKE BILLIONS?
440
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:25,361
- THAT'S NOT VERY FUNNY.
- ACTUALLY, IT IS.
441
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:29,452
- I'M PAID FAIRLY
FOR THE WORK I DO.
442
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,933
- WHAT?
443
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:35,023
HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS BARELY
EXIST OVER THE POVERTY LINE.
444
00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:36,633
- MAYBE I DESERVE MORE.
445
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,026
MAYBE MY CONTRIBUTION
TO THE HEALTH OF THIS NATION
446
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,985
IS ACTUALLY WORTH MORE.
447
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,813
- DOLLARS, RIGHT?
IT'S ALL ABOUT DOLLARS.
448
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,077
- YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT IS.
449
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:47,601
- YOU DON'T CREATE ANYTHING.
I MEAN, WHAT YOU DO--
450
00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,472
YOU JUST MOVE NUMBERS AROUND.
451
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:51,257
- MM.
- RIGHT?
452
00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:54,042
- I CREATE EFFICIENCY.
453
00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:56,610
WHICH CREATES WEALTH.
- FOR WHAT?
454
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,613
- FOR MONEY.
455
00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:03,225
- IF YOU DO IT FOR THE MONEY,
THEN YOU'RE JUST A WHORE.
456
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:06,228
- I DO IT JUST FOR THE MONEY.
- SERIOUSLY.
457
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,407
WOW.
458
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,453
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU BOURGEOIS PIG.
459
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:18,110
- LOOK AT YOU,
YOU COMMIE BASTARD.
460
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,068
- SERIOUSLY.
- SERIOUSLY?
461
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,504
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
462
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:24,725
SERIOUSLY, I THINK THAT
LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT.
463
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:28,337
AND WE'RE ANIMALS, AND WE HAVE
TO FUCKING FIGHT FOR OUR FOOD.
464
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,993
AND THE WEAK DIE,
AND THE STRONG SURVIVE.
465
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,082
- WOW, WHO ARE YOU?
466
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:37,172
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN MY ROOM?
467
00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:45,528
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
468
00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:50,620
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
469
00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:52,361
- NOT EVERYONE GETS
TO JUST LAY AROUND
470
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,016
AND HAVE THEIR FUCKING
FEELINGS ALL DAY LONG, OKAY?
471
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,975
AND, YOU KNOW, GET TO
SORT OF TURN EVERYTHING
472
00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:59,107
THAT THEY THINK OR THEY SEE
INTO SOME MEANINGFUL REFLECTION
473
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:00,456
OF LIFE.
474
00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,458
THAT MAKES THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.
475
00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:05,548
IT'S JUST A BOOK.
476
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:14,775
NOVEL IS ITS LENGTH
AT 139 PAGES.
477
00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:17,908
AT LEAST ONE ONLY HAS
TO SUFFER THROUGH IT BRIEFLY.
478
00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:26,265
IT'S NOT JUST A BOOK.
479
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,367
- WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
DO YOU LOVE HER?
480
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:44,065
- MM-HMM.
OF COURSE I LOVE HER.
481
00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,720
- THEN DO IT.
- YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?
482
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,548
- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DO ANYTHING.
483
00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:50,506
- YES, YOU DO.
YOU WANT ME TO DO IT.
484
00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,031
- NO, I WANT YOU
TO DO WHAT YOU FEEL.
485
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,207
- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY?
- WHY?
486
00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,296
- BECAUSE YOU--
487
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:58,688
YOU WANT AN OUT,
THAT'S WHY.
488
00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,082
- NO.
- YES.
489
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:05,652
- I'M SAYING, IF YOU LOVE HER,
IF THAT'S TRUE,
490
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:08,698
THEN YOU SHOULD ASK HER.
491
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:22,582
- WHY AREN'T WE TOGETHER?
492
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,453
- WE ARE TOGETHER.
493
00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,760
- WHY AREN'T
WE LIVING TOGETHER?
494
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,415
- WHAT, YOU MEAN
LIKE, TOGETHERTOGETHER?
495
00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:31,243
REALLY, LIKE,
HOUSE AND CHIMNEY
496
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,332
AND PICKET FENCE
AND THE DOGGIES?
497
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:35,464
LET'S SEE, UM...
498
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:37,945
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.
499
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,079
- YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
- YES, RIGHT, I FORGOT.
500
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,645
THERE'S THAT.
501
00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:46,040
HUSBAND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND.
- I'M SERIOUS.
502
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,572
- GET A DIVORCE.
503
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,159
- YOU WANT ME TO GET A DIVORCE?
- YES.
504
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:19,378
- DO YOU SERIOUSLY
WANT ME TO GET A DIVORCE?
505
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:20,596
- YES.
506
00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:23,512
- BECAUSE YOU'RE
GETTING MARRIED.
507
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:29,518
AND I THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD.
508
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:53,455
- LOOK AT ME!
509
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:07,295
- IS ANYBODY DOING IT
BUFFALO-STYLE?
510
00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:16,391
- HOW'S THINGS
GOING DOWN THERE?
511
00:36:16,522 --> 00:36:19,481
YOUR LIVES TURNING OUT JUST
THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD?
512
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,440
- HUH?
513
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:24,791
- YOUR LIFE'S TURNING OUT JUST
THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD?
514
00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:27,446
- NO!
- I KNOW!
515
00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:30,797
IT'S A FUCKING PUZZLE!
516
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,802
- HELP ME PUT IT TOGETHER!
517
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,245
SHH.
518
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,426
HOW WAS IT?
519
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,515
DID YOU HAVE A BAND
OR A DJ?
520
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:56,823
- UM, WE HAD A DJ.
521
00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,304
- WERE THERE A LOT
OF PEOPLE THERE?
522
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,480
- I THINK 70-SOMETHING, 75.
- OH, YEAH?
523
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:02,698
AND IT WAS AT NIGHT, RIGHT?
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?
524
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:04,222
- YEAH, IT WAS
A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
525
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:07,486
IT ACTUALLY WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE BAD WEATHER BUT--
526
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,619
IT SOUNDS CORNY, BUT IT WAS
KIND OF A MAGICAL DAY.
527
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,709
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH I BELIEVE IN IT,
528
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,494
THE WHOLE THING
AS AN INSTITUTION,
529
00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,496
BUT I ACTUALLY HAD
A FUCKING GREAT TIME.
530
00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:21,151
- MM.
531
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:23,458
- I NEVER GET HER ANYTHING OR--
532
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:26,113
I BUY HER PRESENTS,
BUT I TAKE HER TO THE STORE,
533
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,855
AND I ASK HER, YOU KNOW,
PICK OUT WHATEVER SHE LIKES.
534
00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:33,816
AND SHE HATES THAT,
SO I SURPRISED HER WITH THIS.
535
00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:36,515
I GOT--I GAVE HER
MY GRANDMOTHER'S RING.
536
00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:38,386
WHICH WAS--IT REALLY
MEANT A LOT TO ME
537
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,997
'CAUSE I LOVED
MY GRANDMOTHER, YOU KNOW.
538
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:44,871
SHE PASSED AWAY
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.
539
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,613
SHE JUST--SHE WENT NUTS.
SHE LOVED IT, YOU KNOW?
540
00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:55,360
WHAT?
541
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:58,058
YOU MAD?
- NO.
542
00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:04,847
- YOU ASKED.
- I KNOW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
543
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:07,763
- WE COULD NEVER BE MARRIED,
YOU AND I.
544
00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,199
- OH, YEAH?
- NO.
545
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,853
- WHY NOT?
546
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:13,334
- WELL, YOU HATE THE WAY
I STAY UP LATE
547
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:15,380
AND KEEP YOU UP
LATE AT NIGHT WORKING.
548
00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,947
- WHAT ABOUT HOW EARLY
I HAVE TO GET UP?
549
00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:20,472
AND HOW EARLY I FALL ASLEEP?
550
00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:21,864
- THERE YOU GO,
THAT'S ANNOYING.
551
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,780
YOU GO TO BED
AT 8:30 AT NIGHT, GRANDMA.
552
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:28,131
- YOU HATE HOW
I AM COLD AND WITHHOLDING.
553
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:30,220
- NO.
- COME ON.
554
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:31,874
- NO, I DON'T.
555
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,354
- A LITTLE BIT.
- HERE'S THE THING.
556
00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:35,182
I SHARE A LOT WITH YOU,
AND I TELL YOU A LOT
557
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,837
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME,
AND AT THIS POINT IN OUR...
558
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,969
WHATEVER WE ARE,
WHATEVER THIS IS,
559
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:44,452
I PROBABLY OVERSHARE,
BUT I TELL YOU A LOT ABOUT
560
00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,888
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME.
561
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,760
YOU, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
562
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,457
SO EVERY NOW AND THEN
IT WOULD BE NICE
563
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,720
TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
YOU WERE THINKING, YOU KNOW.
564
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:54,723
- YOU'RE RIGHT,
WE COULD NEVER BE MARRIED.
565
00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:19,226
- YOU'RE MAD NOW?
566
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,576
- NO, I'M FINE.
567
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,494
- YOU ALWAYS LIKE
TO FUCKING REWRITE HISTORY!
568
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,453
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO,
AND THEN YOU ACT--
569
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,977
YOU REPLAY IT BACK
IN YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY,
570
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:34,676
AND YOU ALWAYS PAINT ME OUT
TO BE THE FUCKING ASSHOLE.
571
00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:37,636
DO YOU NOT?
- WELL, YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
572
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,812
- I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU,
I'M SORRY!
573
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,640
I LIKE FUCKING
SPENDING TIME WITH YOU.
574
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:42,989
- ME TOO,
THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO.
575
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,077
- YEAH.
- THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO.
576
00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:45,687
- OKAY, I KNOW,
IT JUST--
577
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,515
- I JUST WANNA KNOW
THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO.
578
00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:48,951
- I KNOW, I KNOW,
IT'S JUST WHEN I'M OUTSIDE--
579
00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:51,084
WHEN I'M ALONE,
WHEN I'M AWAY FROM YOU,
580
00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:52,433
AND I WANT TO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH YOU,
581
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,435
AND I TEXT YOU,
AND I TRY TO FIND YOU,
582
00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,394
AND THEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE--
I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE--
583
00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:58,265
- YOU KNOW WHAT
MY LIFE IS LIKE!
584
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,745
- I KNOW THAT
IT SOUNDS LIKE
585
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,399
I'M BEING A FUCKING PUSSY,
BUT FOR ME--
586
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,878
- I CAN'T GIVE YOU MORE
THAN I'M GIVING YOU!
587
00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,489
I CAN'T GIVE YOU
MORE THAT THAT!
588
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:07,579
- ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS
A FUCKING--A TEXT MESSAGE!
589
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,319
A FUCKING TEXT MESSAGE!
590
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,671
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING
THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT!
591
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:16,283
OKAY?
592
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,981
I'M IN IT TOO!
I'M IN IT TOO, OKAY?
593
00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:20,592
I'M IN IT TOO.
594
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:23,595
DON'T MAKE ME OUT
TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
595
00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:29,731
- I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW--
596
00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:35,171
- HOW--
597
00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:37,043
- TO BE IN THIS ROOM
WITH YOU--
598
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:40,089
- I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO BE IN THIS ROOM WITH YOU.
599
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,224
- I MEAN, I--
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
600
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,008
LIKE, I WANNA SEE YOU.
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
601
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:47,532
I CAME HERE FOR YOU.
602
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,534
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW--
603
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:54,756
RIGHT NOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE...
YOU WANT ME HERE.
604
00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,628
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
BE HERE, I DON'T KNOW--
605
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:59,369
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO, LIKE,
WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU.
606
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,197
I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU WANT
TO BE--I MEAN,
607
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,025
I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING THAT,
BUT I--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
608
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,418
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE
YOU WANT TO KILL ME.
609
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:08,117
- I DON'T WANT
TO KILL YOU.
610
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,511
I WANT YOU FULLY.
611
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,079
I WANT YOU--
I WANNA WALK OUTSIDE.
612
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,907
I WANNA WALK OUTSIDE.
613
00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:18,171
I WANNA BE OUTSIDE
WALKING WITH YOU.
614
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,260
I DON'T WANNA BE
IN A FUCKING HOTEL.
615
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,610
I'M TIRED,
I CAN'T OPEN THE FUCKING--
616
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,220
CAN YOU OPEN
THE WINDOWS HERE?
617
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,048
CAN YOU EVEN OPEN
THE FUCKING WINDOWS HERE?
618
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,920
- WE'D FUCKING JUMP OUT,
THAT'S WHY.
619
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:32,664
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA JUMP OUT,
I WANT SOME FUCKING AIR.
620
00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:17,535
OKAY.
- I CAN OPEN THEM?
621
00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:20,625
- OPEN YOUR EYES.
622
00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:42,734
- ♪ IN A WORD
623
00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:46,215
♪ IN A WORD
624
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:50,829
♪ YOU ARE LIGHT
625
00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:58,663
♪ GO INSIDE
626
00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:04,364
♪ BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU
627
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:15,157
♪ IN A WORD
628
00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:17,943
♪ IN A WORD
629
00:43:18,073 --> 00:43:22,425
♪ YOU ARE GONE
630
00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:34,699
- I'M ON THE PORCH.
631
00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:37,702
IT'S, UH--
632
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,748
IT'S SMALL BUT COZY.
633
00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:45,927
MY HOUSE.
634
00:43:46,058 --> 00:43:49,148
IT'S OUR HOUSE.
635
00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:51,672
AND THERE'S ME.
636
00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:54,457
AND OUR THREE KIDS
ARE PLAYING OUT IN THE YARD.
637
00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,851
AND--AND--AND...
638
00:43:56,982 --> 00:44:00,115
I'M READING THE PAPER.
639
00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:03,162
I'VE GOT MY COFFEE.
640
00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:08,428
I GOT YOU.
641
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,912
- WE NEED A LITTLE SHED,
SO I CAN DO MY POTTERY.
642
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,568
- YOU DO POTTERY?
643
00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:20,353
- I'M VERY GOOD.
- REALLY?
644
00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:21,876
- YES.
- YOU ARE?
645
00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,835
- YES, I AM.
646
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:26,925
- DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
- OKAY, WE'LL GET A SHED.
647
00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:35,455
AND WE'RE SURROUNDED BY TREES,
LOTS OF TREES.
648
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,805
AND A VEGETABLE GARDEN.
649
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:39,502
I ALWAYS WANTED
A CHICKEN COOP.
650
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,374
- LET'S GET A CHICKEN COOP.
651
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,637
- THAT YOU FEED.
- THAT WE MAKE THE KIDS FEED.
652
00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:47,336
- HEY, GUYS?
653
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,251
MOM WANTS YOU TO FEED
THE CHICKEN COOP!
654
00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,775
OKAY.
655
00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:52,428
- I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH
THE CHICKENS.
656
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:54,256
I JUST WANTED A COOP.
657
00:44:54,387 --> 00:44:57,216
THE KIDS ARE GONNA FEED THEM.
658
00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:06,921
- YOU OKAY?
659
00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:09,924
- YEAH.
660
00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:14,581
YEAH.
661
00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:27,333
THAT'S A NICE THOUGHT.
662
00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:29,422
WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE
THE CHICKEN COOP
663
00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:31,250
IF IT MAKES YOU UPSET.
- NO, NO, NO, WE HAVE A HOUSE,
664
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:35,080
WE HAVE A PORCH, POTTERY SHED,
YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CHICKENS.
665
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:38,083
- YEAH, WE EAT VEGETABLES
FROM THE FUCKING GARDEN.
666
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:39,954
- YEAH, THEN FUCK.
667
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:43,044
- OR MAKE LOVE,
SWEET--
668
00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:48,223
SWEET, GENTLE LOVE-MAKING.
669
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:15,773
GONNA KILL HER.
670
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:20,952
I WANNA KILL HER, BUT...
671
00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:30,265
SHE WRITES CRITICS ANONYMOUSLY,
THE ONES THAT KILL ME.
672
00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:35,270
YOU KNOW, SHE DISSECTS
THEIR CRITIQUE AND SHE--
673
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:38,447
SHE DEFENDS ME.
674
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,855
- WE LEAVE THEM...
675
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,597
AND WE'RE TOGETHER.
676
00:46:57,727 --> 00:47:00,643
REALLY TOGETHER.
677
00:48:28,253 --> 00:48:30,820
UM...
678
00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:31,865
OH.
679
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:34,389
IT'S--
680
00:48:44,051 --> 00:48:45,923
- I'M GONNA RAISE
THE BABY WITH HIM,
681
00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:49,100
WITH MY HUSBAND.
682
00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:56,542
I'M GONNA HAVE THE BABY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAMILY.
683
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:02,069
AND--
684
00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:07,945
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A FAMILY WITH HIM?
685
00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:20,218
- I WISH IT COULD BE YOURS.
686
00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:52,728
- I GOTTA--
687
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:55,862
I GOTTA GET SOME AIR.
TAKE A WALK.
688
00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:55,286
IT'S REALLY COLD.
689
00:51:57,897 --> 00:52:00,813
I DIDN'T PACK FOR THAT.
690
00:52:06,601 --> 00:52:09,430
DID YOU?
691
00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:12,477
- WHAT?
- THE SNOW.
692
00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:19,745
I GOT COFFEE--I GOT,
UH, FRENCH ROAST, WHOLE MILK.
693
00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:50,558
- I DON'T DRINK COFFEE ANYMORE.
694
00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:53,561
MY STOMACH.
695
00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:10,839
- I DIDN'T THINK
I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
696
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:22,416
- I DON'T THINK
I CAN STAY.
697
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:28,117
THAT I WANT TO...STAY.
698
00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:35,864
- I SHOULDN'T
HAVE MARRIED HIM.
699
00:53:35,995 --> 00:53:37,736
THIS ROOM IS SMALL.
700
00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:41,566
- I WANNA MAKE IT WORK
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
701
00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:44,482
- COLOR...
- MY PARENTS HAD A...
702
00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:49,443
- MAKES IT LOOK SMALLER.
- HORRIBLE DIVORCE.
703
00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:52,446
I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT TO HER.
I CAN'T DO THAT TO HER.
704
00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:13,206
- WHAT'S HER NAME?
705
00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:23,564
- EMMA.
706
00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:33,400
THAT'S NICE.
707
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:36,664
THAT'S NICE.
708
00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:01,836
HEY, HEY, IT'S ME.
709
00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:04,839
UM...
710
00:56:04,970 --> 00:56:08,800
LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE--
WE HAVEN'T TALKED BUT I JUST
711
00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,976
WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT YOU,
712
00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:14,980
AND I KNOW YOU DIDN'T...
713
00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,721
UM...
714
00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:19,158
I KNOW THIS ISN'T
WHAT WE WERE PLANNING,
715
00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:20,551
AND I JUST WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
716
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:22,466
I THINK I'M--
717
00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:27,166
I THINK I'M REALLY READY
TO JUST--JUST--YOU KNOW,
718
00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:30,387
BE FRIENDS WITH YOU OR JUST--
I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE
719
00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:33,868
IN SOME SHAPE OR FORM,
SO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE
720
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:39,221
ABOUT EVERYTHING, SO JUST
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU CAN.
721
00:56:39,352 --> 00:56:42,094
OKAY, DON'T FORGET
TO ERASE THIS MESSAGE.
722
00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:46,446
SEE YOU LATER.
723
00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:10,862
- SURPRISE.
724
00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,430
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
725
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,997
- I WAS AT THE READING.
726
00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:17,129
- YOU WERE?
- MM-HMM.
727
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,913
- I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
728
00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:21,960
YEAH, I KNOW, I WAS HIDING.
I WAS AT THE BACK.
729
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,019
CAN I COME IN?
730
00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,543
- OH, YEAH.
731
00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:42,589
PLEASE, COME IN,
COME IN, COME IN.
732
00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:47,028
WE MOVED.
I'M IN PORTLAND, MAINE, NOW.
733
00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:48,421
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
734
00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:50,075
SHE WANTED TO GET OUT
OF THE CITY.
735
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:51,859
AND I WAS BITCHING AND MOANING,
BUT NOW I'M HAPPY.
736
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,252
WE GOT A GREAT GARDEN.
- YEAH.
737
00:57:53,382 --> 00:57:55,428
- AND, UH--
738
00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:56,908
- STOP CALLING ME.
739
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,214
- YOU GOT MY MESSAGES?
- YEAH, STOP CALLING ME.
740
00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:03,915
- STOP CALLING ME.
- STOP CALLING ME.
741
00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:06,918
STOP CALLING ME.
742
00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,987
- I KNOW,
I MISS YOU TOO.
743
00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:35,947
THERE'S JUST TWO MORE CITIES,
THEN I'M HOME, OKAY?
744
00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:39,559
SO DON'T FREAK OUT
BEFORE I GET THERE.
745
00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:41,735
OKAY, GO TO SLEEP.
I GOTTA REST.
746
00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:43,781
I GOTTA WAKE UP AND DO IT ALL
AGAIN IN THE MORNING.
747
00:58:43,911 --> 00:58:44,999
I LOVE YOU.
748
00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:47,654
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
749
00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:50,744
OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
750
01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:46,120
- WHEN EMMA CAME OUT,
AND WE WERE IN THE HOSPITAL,
751
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,427
I SAW ALL THESE ROSES.
752
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:51,865
ON HER HEAD,
ALL OVER LIKE HAIR...
753
01:00:51,996 --> 01:00:53,388
BUT ROSES.
754
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:55,173
I WAS, LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, LOOK.
755
01:00:55,303 --> 01:01:00,178
SHE'S SO AMAZING,
SHE HAS ROSES ON HER HEAD."
756
01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:02,833
IT WAS BLOOD.
757
01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:05,836
I WAS SEVERELY MEDICATED.
758
01:01:12,451 --> 01:01:15,541
- I'M AN ENGLISH TEACHER.
759
01:01:20,546 --> 01:01:21,852
- REALLY?
760
01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:24,028
- YEAH, I TOOK A--
761
01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:27,074
I TOOK A JOB
AT A COLLEGE.
762
01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:34,473
MM.
763
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:39,260
I ACTUALLY LIKE IT, ACTUALLY.
764
01:01:39,391 --> 01:01:40,609
I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
765
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,220
- I BET YOU ARE.
766
01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:47,660
- AND I LEAVE THERE,
AND I FEEL...
767
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:50,576
AT PEACE.
768
01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,892
IS EMMA'S DAD, IS--
769
01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,328
IS HE GOOD?
770
01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:04,416
GOOD--
771
01:02:04,546 --> 01:02:07,680
GOOD...DAD?
772
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:18,256
SHE DOESN'T WANT KIDS.
773
01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:35,637
I'M SORRY.
774
01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:36,943
I'M SORRY THAT--
775
01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:39,206
AW, THE PLANE
WAS FUCKING DELAYED.
776
01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:41,252
I'M SORRY.
- MM.
777
01:03:41,382 --> 01:03:42,644
- HI.
- MM, HI.
778
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:46,083
MM, OH, YOU NEED
TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
779
01:03:46,213 --> 01:03:48,085
- OKAY.
780
01:03:48,215 --> 01:03:50,827
DID YOU GET MY TEXT?
- MM-MM.
781
01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:53,655
- YOU DIDN'T GET IT?
- I FELL ASLEEP.
782
01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:57,746
- I MEAN,
WE GET ON THE PLANE,
783
01:03:57,877 --> 01:04:01,359
AND WE WAIT
FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
784
01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:02,751
MM.
785
01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,147
THEN WE HAVE TO GET OFF.
786
01:04:07,278 --> 01:04:09,323
AND THEY SAT ME IN BETWEEN
THESE TWO ENORMOUS PEOPLE,
787
01:04:09,454 --> 01:04:11,630
AND THEY'RE EATING FUCKING
CHINESE FOOD THE WHOLE TIME
788
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,414
AND...
789
01:04:13,545 --> 01:04:16,417
DO I SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
790
01:04:24,382 --> 01:04:26,079
HEY.
791
01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:29,169
SEX.
792
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,519
BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE,
RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE.
793
01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,659
- I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY,
IS THAT OKAY?
794
01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:43,749
I'LL BE QUICK.
795
01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:06,554
- I'M TAKING AS MUCH WORK
AS I CAN HOME NOW BUT--
796
01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:11,472
- YEAH.
- NOW SHE'S NOT NAPPING.
797
01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:12,604
YOU KNOW, YOU PAY SOMEONE ELSE
TO RAISE YOUR KID,
798
01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:14,606
OR YOU DO IT YOURSELF.
799
01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:16,434
BUT IT'S LIKE, WHEN I'M HOME,
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE AT WORK.
800
01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:17,783
AND THEN WHEN I'M AT WORK,
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE AT HOME.
801
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,177
I'M JUST TIRED ALL THE TIME.
802
01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:24,094
- I BET.
803
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,357
- DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
804
01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:27,836
YEAH, I FORGIVE YOU.
805
01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,273
FOR WHAT?
806
01:05:29,403 --> 01:05:31,144
SLEEPING?
YOU WERE TIRED.
807
01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:34,539
OF COURSE I FORGIVE YOU.
808
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:37,585
- ARE YOU WRITING?
809
01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:45,419
IT'LL COME.
810
01:05:47,726 --> 01:05:50,859
IT WILL COME.
811
01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:53,297
- AHH.
812
01:05:53,427 --> 01:05:54,733
- WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT?
813
01:05:54,863 --> 01:05:58,693
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
814
01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,304
I GOTTA GO IN TEN MINUTES.
815
01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:04,264
- NO, YOU'RE KIDDING.
816
01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:05,874
OH, MY GOD,
I'M SO SORRY.
817
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:08,181
I TOTALLY RUINED IT.
- OH, DON'T APOLOGIZE.
818
01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,096
IT'S FINE.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
819
01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:12,490
YOU DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY
JUST FOR SOME $40 ORANGE JUICE.
820
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,797
- I CAME ALL THIS WAY 'CAUSE
I LIKE TO SLEEP NEXT TO YOU.
821
01:06:15,928 --> 01:06:18,278
I LOVE THOSE BONY HIPS.
822
01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:21,716
I'M THE ONE THAT
SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING.
823
01:06:21,847 --> 01:06:23,544
- MM.
824
01:06:23,675 --> 01:06:26,112
- 'CAUSE I ENTERED YOU LAST
NIGHT WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.
825
01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:28,680
- OH, YOU DID.
- DID YOU FEEL ME ENTER YOU?
826
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,117
- WAS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?
BECAUSE I FELT SOMETH--
827
01:06:35,948 --> 01:06:38,255
YOU FELT SOMETHING?
828
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:40,431
LIKE--LIKE--LIKE WHAT,
AN EARTHQUAKE?
829
01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:44,174
- NO, NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS
A MOSQUITO BITE OR SOMETHING.
830
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:46,741
- DID YOU SAY MOSQUITO?
831
01:06:50,702 --> 01:06:53,226
- IS THAT A DICK JOKE?
832
01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:54,880
DON'T YOU HAVE TO PACK
OR SOMETHING?
833
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,491
YOU ALL READY TO GO?
WANT ME TO CALL YOU A CAB?
834
01:06:57,622 --> 01:06:59,276
- HOW DOES MY PENIS
COMPARE TO YOUR HUSBAND'S?
835
01:07:13,855 --> 01:07:16,423
- WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO
FOR DINNER?
836
01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:18,860
AGAIN?
NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY.
837
01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:30,350
- WAIT, IS THAT EMMA CRYING?
838
01:07:30,481 --> 01:07:34,963
YEAH, I HEAR THAT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
839
01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:37,183
WHA--
840
01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:39,403
YOU DID NOT.
841
01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:44,625
NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
PUT HER ON.
842
01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:52,068
HI, HONEY,
ARE YOU OKAY?
843
01:07:54,592 --> 01:07:56,594
HE'S NOT HIDING
IN THE CLOSET, I PROMISE.
844
01:07:56,724 --> 01:08:00,511
HE'S NOT GONNA BREAK INTO
YOUR ROOM TONIGHT, I'M SURE.
845
01:08:00,641 --> 01:08:04,297
BECAUSE HE'S NOT A TERRORIST,
HE'S A LINGUIST.
846
01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,952
HE'S A VERY NICE MAN.
847
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,172
AND--
OH, OKAY.
848
01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:11,696
I LOVE YOU.
849
01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:15,178
CAN I TALK TO DADDY?
850
01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:18,442
DON'T TELL HER THAT NOAM CHOMSKY
IS HIDING IN THE CLOSET, OKAY?
851
01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:21,793
MM.
852
01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:24,796
NO, NO, THAT'S FINE.
853
01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:29,409
ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU
TOMORROW WHEN I LAND, OKAY?
854
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:32,325
LOVE YOU.
855
01:10:02,894 --> 01:10:04,896
- YEAH?
856
01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:08,247
- HEY.
857
01:10:08,378 --> 01:10:09,596
- YOU GOT MY MESSAGE
ABOUT CHANGING ROOMS.
858
01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:11,119
- LISTEN, UM--
- WHERE'S YOUR LUGGAGE?
859
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,599
- I CAN'T STAY,
I HAVE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.
860
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:13,687
I CAN'T, UH...
861
01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:15,646
UM...
862
01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:17,169
HE'S HERE.
863
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,258
- WHO'S HERE?
- MY HUSBAND, HE'S--
864
01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:21,217
HE'S HERE.
865
01:10:21,347 --> 01:10:22,870
HE WANTED TO COME,
IT WAS A LAST-MINUTE THING.
866
01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,308
HE JUST SAID, "YOU KNOW,
I'LL JUST COME WITH YOU AS,
867
01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:27,571
"LIKE, A ROMANTIC LITTLE,
LIKE, 'WITHOUT EMMA' GETAWAY
868
01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:29,137
RIGHT AFTER THE CONFERENCE,"
SO I'M GONNA HAVE
869
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:30,574
THE CONFERENCE TOMORROW
AND THEN WE'RE, UH,
870
01:10:30,704 --> 01:10:32,228
WE'RE VACATIONING HERE
IN THIS HOTEL.
871
01:10:32,358 --> 01:10:35,622
SO HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW.
872
01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:00,430
SAY SOMETHING.
- LET'S TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
873
01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:04,260
- UH, I--
874
01:11:04,390 --> 01:11:05,783
- I MEAN, THIS IS
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
875
01:11:05,913 --> 01:11:07,306
LET'S JUST GO DOWN THERE--
- I CAN'T.
876
01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:08,916
- WHAT ROOM?
- I CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT NOW.
877
01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:09,917
- OF COURSE YOU CAN.
I'M GONNA DO IT WITH YOU.
878
01:11:10,048 --> 01:11:11,310
- NO.
879
01:11:11,441 --> 01:11:12,703
- WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN THERE
TOGETHER,
880
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:14,095
AND WE'RE GONNA
TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
881
01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:15,793
- I CAN'T.
- I'LL DO IT WITH YOU.
882
01:11:15,923 --> 01:11:17,142
- I'M TELLING YOU
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
883
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:22,103
I CAN'T LEAVE HIM RIGHT NOW.
884
01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:28,022
PLEASE?
885
01:11:28,153 --> 01:11:29,720
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
886
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:31,678
I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS
WITH YOU, BUT I JUST--I CAN'T--
887
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:34,551
- THIS IS SO STUPID.
- I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
888
01:11:34,681 --> 01:11:36,596
- YEAH, I KNOW,
YOU CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
889
01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,294
- WHAT ARE YOU--DON'T DO THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
890
01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:39,991
- SO STUPID.
- I JUST--I CAN'T--
891
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,819
- I GET THE HOTELS, RIGHT?
- I WANNA BE WITH YOU.
892
01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:44,212
- I GET THE HOTELS,
I GET YOU FOR A DAY.
893
01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:45,692
I GET YOU FOR TWO DAYS.
894
01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,172
IF I'M LUCKY,
I GET YOU FOR THREE DAYS.
895
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,913
- WE KNEW THIS
IS HOW IT WAS GONNA BE.
896
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,132
- I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF
NOT HAVING YOU WHEN I WANT YOU.
897
01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:53,439
IF I WANNA HAVE YOU,
I WANNA HAVE YOU.
898
01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:54,919
I DON'T WANNA
SHARE YOU ANYMORE.
899
01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:58,531
- I'M NOT LEAVING HIM.
900
01:11:58,662 --> 01:12:01,534
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT.
901
01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:03,971
- DO ME A FAVOR
AND DON'T SEND ME, UH,
902
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:06,409
ANY MORE TEXT MESSAGES
OR VOICEMAILS.
903
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:07,888
DON'T TELL ME
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME
904
01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:09,716
AND HOW MUCH YOU MISS ME,
WANNA SEE ME.
905
01:12:09,847 --> 01:12:11,631
JUST DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT?
906
01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:14,504
THAT'S REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?
- YEAH.
907
01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:21,685
- GO AHEAD.
GET OUT.
908
01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:24,470
THIS IS WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?
909
01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:27,560
GO BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND.
910
01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:32,870
I DON'T WANNA--I DON'T WANNA
DO THIS ANYMORE, OKAY?
911
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,133
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE.
- THIS IS THE SITUATION.
912
01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:37,701
- IT'S NOT THE SITUATION
THAT I FUCKING WANTED, OKAY?
913
01:12:37,831 --> 01:12:39,180
- JUST...STOP.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
914
01:12:39,311 --> 01:12:41,400
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
OF MY ROOM, LEAVE.
915
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,228
- STOP, DON'T--
- I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.
916
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,273
- GET OFF ME!
- NO, GET THE FUCK--
917
01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:46,840
- STOP IT, YOU'RE HURTING ME!
- I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.
918
01:12:46,971 --> 01:12:49,582
I AM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.
- LET ME GO!
919
01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:51,671
- GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF--
920
01:12:51,802 --> 01:12:54,021
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE,
YOU CUNT!
921
01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:56,372
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
922
01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:07,780
- LET'S GO THROUGH IT AGAIN.
- OKAY.
923
01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:09,477
- SIX MONTHS.
924
01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:11,436
SIX MONTHS.
- SIX MONTHS.
925
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:14,831
- IN SIX MONTHS, WE'RE TOGETHER.
- IN SIX MONTHS, WE'RE TOGETHER.
926
01:16:14,961 --> 01:16:15,962
- APRIL 12.
- APRIL 12.
927
01:16:16,093 --> 01:16:20,010
- CHICAGO.
- CHICAGO.
928
01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:25,885
OKAY.
- NO BACKING DOWN.
929
01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:28,409
- NO BACKING DOWN.
930
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:31,238
WE HAVE TO BE STRONG,
FUCKING KICKASS.
931
01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:35,199
FUCKING SUPERMAN STRONG.
932
01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:06,056
- HEY.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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- OKAY.
- OKAY.
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