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Are you going to do that?

Oh, yeah.

That's so hot.

Oh, my God, Jenny. Yes.

Oh, that's so hot.

Do that for me.

Oh my god, Jenny, yes.

What the fuck?

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Damn, Jenny, you're so dirty.

What the fuck?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Ashley,

don't you knock?

Jesus.

You were just fucking talking to Jenny.

You are phone boning my best fucking friend.

Well, why the fuck did you... Don't lie to me.

Yes. Why did you fucking call Jenny, of all people?

Because, I don't know, she flirts with me. She flirts with everybody.

Why does it... She's a fucking whore.

Why... How did you even hear me? What... I always fucking listen to you jerking

off. What?

Never mind that. That's not why I'm in here. You're fucking flirting with my

friend, having phone sex with her. You're one to talk. You masturbate like

fucking ten times a day.

Shut the fuck up. I can hear you too.

Well, who cares? Who cares? It doesn't matter.

I mean, seriously though, my best friend... She gives me

attention. She said she was going to give me a blowjob. I've never had one,

alright?

So...

It's embarrassing, right?

Well, it's just that, I mean, I was giving guys blowjobs when I was your

age. All the time.

Really? Yeah.

And I mean, like, if you would hook up with Jenny, none of the nice girls would

talk to you.

I'm your sister. I would know.

Really? Yeah, she's a fucking whore.

But she's nice to me. Shut up. I don't want to fucking hear it. She's nice to

everybody.

She has to everyone because she likes to fucking suck dick and get fucked.

What's wrong with that?

And, like, listen here, bro.

She's going to end up sucking your dick, and right after, she's going to go over

to some other guy's house and suck their dick.

That's just how she is. You don't even understand how many guys' hearts she's

broken. I feel like we keep a jar of guys' hearts, honestly.

Okay, well, maybe I won't catch feelings. Look.

You will catch feelings. You've never even had your fucking dick sucked.

You're going to fall in love the moment she does it. She said she wants to fuck

me. I'm going to fuck her. You're not going to fuck her.

Hey, listen to me.

You're not fucking calling her.

Fuck, yes I am. No, you're not. And you're not going to fuck her either. You

got that? Stop. You stop.

Listen to me. I'm your fucking big sister.

Stop.

You fucking stop it.

Did you fucking bit me?

Uh huh.

um

um

Stop being a pussy.

They're all talking about it at school.

I promise, I love you. I would do anything for you.

You know that.

Yeah.

You're the best boyfriend I've ever had.

No.

Please, Tom, get out.

Oh, no, sorry. I'm just yelling at my little brother. He's being so fucking

annoying.

He's just trying to tickle me.

I'm kicking him out, though, right now.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we can hang out later. I'd love to.

I'm sorry, it's hot in here.

Yeah, I'm listening though.

Sure, do you wanna watch a movie?

We can watch anything you want.

Uh-huh.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, I can talk. There's nothing going on.

Yeah.

No, there's just a little pain in my leg right now.

Yeah, I'd love for you to massage it.

Oh, fuck. It hurts so bad. I would love for you to massage it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you're so sweet, babe.

It's so nice. Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

I miss you so much, too.

Mm-hmm.

Stop it.

Repeat that.

Yeah, I remember.

That was such a good day.

No, you're not interrupting anything, I promise.

That sounds so much fun.

You can pick me up around like 7.

Oh my god, did you really leave?

7 day vacation?

That sounds so much fun.

You're so sweet.

Yeah, where are we going?

No, I'm still in my lake. It's just, I'm in so much pain.

I don't feel better than when we're on the beach in Hawaii.

Why don't you tell me everything we're gonna do?

Yeah.

Swimming with dolphins.

It's gonna be so much gonna be so much fun

I'm going to the little

house.

Oh, I can't wait. I'm so happy.

Oh Fuck so fucking happy you're the best do the best

And we're staying at a five star hotel?

Oh my legs should be better by then, yeah.

I cannot wait.

We can go hiking on the volcanoes?

Really?

No, babe, I mean, can we go to... Oh, God, can we go deep sea diving? You

know, off a boat?

Oh, God.

Yay, thank you.

Oh, God, you're the best. Yes, you're the fucking best.

You got me so wet.

I mean, I cannot wait to get wet with you. It's going to be so nice.

No,

I've never been to Hawaii.

Oh, you make me so happy.

Keep telling me about all the fun things we're going to do.

We get to go to the aquarium too?

Yes, that sounds like fun.

Yeah, a lot of fun.

My parents aren't going to care. They're going to be happy that I'm going.

They love you. They love you.

So does my brother.

Yeah, he does.

Yeah, my whole family loves you.

Not as much as me.

I'm just, I'm so happy about the vacation.

It's got me like, just like all teary.

I'm not doing anything, babe. The leg, it's just, fuck, it hurts

so bad.

Now you don't need to come over now.

I'll be fine. My brother's helping.

He's icing it. He's... Oh!

Yeah, I know. He's so nice.

I'll be okay, babe.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We could go, um, we could go, I don't know, to Red

Lobster or something after the movies.

Baby, you can choose, because I can't really think right now.

Yeah, the pain in my leg, it's just, I can't even think straight.

I don't know how I'm going to come with you.

I'm going to come with you to Hawaii and it's going to be so...

Nice vacation for two.

I know I sound so bad right now, but I'm telling you, babe, I was running and I

just tripped and fucked up my leg and it hurts.

Yeah, I'll be fine.

My brother's helping me ice my leg. I'll be good.

I just need to rest a little bit.

Mm-hmm.

So tell me about your day.

Oh, that sounds great.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

I have even more surprises for Hawaii?

Fuck, fuck, I'm so excited.

It's gonna be so much fun. I love snorkeling.

Wow.

Wow. That sounds cool.

You're such a good boyfriend.

Calm up.

Fucking calm.

Oh no.

You need to come over soon, babe, for the movie. You need to come over soon

for the movie.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can't wait to see you. I'm so excited.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right. Fill me up.

Fill me up.

No, you fill me up with joy.

So much joy.

Oh, my God. Yeah, babe, you're amazing.

me too.

I'm so excited to see you later.

I'm sorry for acting weird. I just, I really, I really miss you.

Of course, babe.

I'll see you soon.

Love you forever.