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Alright. If you insist.

I'm going to tell you an incredible story.

The story of how I met your father.

It was way back.

After Fire Lord Ozai was defeated, there were many who were still loyal to the

old empire.

And I found one of their forts.

It was easy to fool them. They were desperate.

Scared.

Not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.

I was going to kick their asses right there before the gang showed up.

But damn.

I was so horny.

You have one chance.

Tell us what you know. Now.

Listen,

girl. I don't know what you're trying to do.

But I'm giving you the chance to surrender now or... Hey!

What do we have here?

You're not going to get me hard anyway.

You really think that, huh?

We've been trading all morning.

And I'm sweaty, so aren't you ashamed to do that?

And what would your family think?

Okay, that's enough.

Soldiers, arrest this peasant.

Arrest?

What are you doing, rookie?

Sorry, sir. It's just too...

I'm... I'm gonna come.

Damn,

she didn't swallow.

Dude, don't complain.

She just gave you a blowjob.

I can't wait for her to give me one too.

Is she good, Captain?

These kids.

She's average at best. She doesn't even swallow at all.

Yeah, Captain's dick is too much for her, isn't it?

Oh, fuck!

Yes, she can!

So, she can swallow a dick.

You think she can swallow a load?

Yeah, I don't know if she's tough enough.

Are you growing enough, girl?

Oh,

yes!

Keep that in your throat.

Take this!

You stupid perverts let's start playing now

Wow

so many rocks to bend

Damn! Look at that little pussy.

Fuck. And that ass.

I'm rock hard right now.

Let's take a good look.

Fuck! Don't stop!

I'm too close!

Okay.

Come on, you fuckers. Show me what you can do.

You like that?

Nice. Oh, I like that troll.

Are you okay?

You seem uncomfortable.

Yes, just let me... Are you stupid or something?

This is not going to work.

Just give me a moment. I really want to fuck your pussy.

I didn't say you can't.

Wait, let me help you.

Come on.

big boy.

Don't you want to try this little earth-bending pussy?

Yes. Wow.

You have a huge cock.

Thanks. I'm really proud of it.

All the way in.

Hey, don't forget your mouth, Doody.

Yeah, I'm coming.

Hey,

why didn't you let me come inside?

Are you really that stupid?

I don't want to get wet. Shut up. I'm coming.

I don't want to get pregnant.

Oh, but you can't get pregnant with just one cream pie, right?

Right?

Oh, yeah!

Yes. To get pregnant, you need at least three... No, four!

Four cream pies.

Well, or maybe you're not tough enough to resist our seed.

Yeah, maybe we should be careful.

Exactly.

Seems she can't handle a cream pie. Of course I can.

Yeah! Take that!

Do you want to come?

Do it!

Are you okay?

Did you like it?

Fuck yeah.

Let's go!

Damn, look at that little ass.

I have to try it.

Aren't you gonna wait?

No, she can take it.

Fuck! Don't stop now!

Take this!

Fuck,

I'm coming!

Swallow!

I'm going to... I'm going to... Damn, you okay? Get yourself together.

I want to fuck your throat next.

My throat?

Exactly. Suit yourself.

Good.

Don't use my condom here.

Shit!

Tired already?

Get ready.

I'm gonna come a lot inside you.

Wait!

How many times did you all come inside my pussy?

I don't know. Didn't you keep track?

Okay, we should stop with the coming inside.

It could be risky.

You didn't believe that bullshit about the four cream pies, did you?

Well... Hey.

You did enjoy cream pies, didn't you?

Well, yes, but... Then what's the problem? Let us come inside as much as

we want.

Do you really like it that much?

Fuck yes.

Okay. What?

You can come inside.

Don't you mind if you get pregnant?

Do you really like cumming in my pussy that much?

Yes.

Then stop asking stupid questions and fill me up with your cum!

As you wish.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

What are you talking about?

Dude, I'm telling you, there's a chick banging them all.

Dude, you can't miss this. Let's go.

Okay.

Yes.

Hey, can you take care of my friends here? Of course I...

Well...

Fucking do it!

What do you want, big boy?

I don't know.

It's my first time.

Bring your dick here.

Your smell is really strong.

I'm very sorry. I'm the barn guy. I was working. I wasn't complaining.

That pretty girl is licking my dick.

It's so erotic.

That

was

easy.

My turn, sweetie.

But I sure won't come as quickly.

Nice pussy.

I can feel it poking my tummy.

I'm not stopping now.

This is kind of hard.

Take this!

I'm coming... I

can see!

I can...

Of course the only thing I get to see is a dick coming straight into my eyes.

Wow, Uncle, you came inside her. I want to fuck her too.

I just came when she touched me.

Sure, all yours.

Suit yourself. Wait, I'm so excited.

Come

hard

again. Son, finish quickly. I won't fuck her again.

Don't wait.

Use my mouth.

No, sweetie.

I don't want to go all the way.

Do as you please.

You sure?

Stop when your balls hit my face.

Get ready.

uh uh

Oh.

Another barn guy?

Let me get a bit of... Hey!

Wait!

Okay!

As for him, it's all fine, James.

He has no bad intentions.

Okay, buddy.

Have your way for today, you good boy.

Wow, what a big boy.

I can't believe I came that hard from a beast like this!

My turn, big buddy.

Bring that cock here.

Good boy.

I hope you like this.

You like this, huh?

Huh?

Do you want me to swallow now?

But... Your friend is still inside me.

I don't think I can do it.

But... Okay.

I'll try.

deeper the other dick is in the way i have to do something

so much pain go

ahead boy you like it good you can start moving now come

fast this hurts a lot

even a challenge and that

kids is how I met your father or at least one of them is that day I

sure got a whole lot of loads from a lot of them so figuring out which one is

your dad your guess is as good as mine

We'll be right back.