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Can I really go?

Your parents may feel uncomfortable.

No, when I told them you were coming, they were really happy.

Really? Were they really happy?

Yes, they were.

Okay.

Please, give us your blessing.

How dare you tempt my son?

That should be enough. Break it off with him.

- Mother! - Why are you calling me Mother?

Ae-bong's here.

Hello.

Hello, Ae-bong.

Glad to see you.

Sorry, I couldn't bring anything. He just asked me to come.

That's okay.

Ae-bong? You're Seok's girlfriend?

Hello.

How dare you date my son?

Excuse me?

I'll be generous. That should be enough.

Am I generous or what? That's a really yummy snack!

He's imitating the TV shows. Don't worry. Sorry.

Welcome, Ae-bong!

BUCKET LIST

Honey, are you okay? Are you okay?

This saved my life.

Oh, my God! You're my goddess of fortune.

Do you really want a divorce?

Mom, if you react, he'll never stop. Just ignore him.

- You, too, Ae-bong. - Ae-bong, I'm funny, huh?

Am I funny or what?

I'm so funny!

Ae-bong, would you like noodles or rice?

- Noodles, please. - Okay.

Honey, I'll have the usual.

Grow up, you pathetic moron!

Shut up, and eat what's on the table.

Eat whatever I give you! That's the usual. Are you happy now?

Wait! Since everyone is here, I must tell you this.

Actually, I didn't give birth to you, Seok.

It was your mother who gave birth to you.

Surprise, surprise! Wasn't that a good one?

- Ae-bong, isn't that a good joke? - Yes.

Ae-bong, enjoy your food. What a surprise!

- Hi, I'm Jira. - I'm Jira.

Hey, honey!

Seok!

Ae-bong!

- Ae-bong! - Don't bother. It's nothing.

It's just some noise.

I see. You're ignoring me.

Okay, I'll see if you can keep ignoring me.

Great. I've always wanted to do this.

Seok, bring me a glass of water.

Water, give me water.

Go get it yourself!

- Water, give me water! - What's this?

- Honey, scratch my back. - Shut up!

- Scratch my back! - What the hell are you doing?

- Huh? - Water, water!

Scratch my back, back, back.

Water, back, water, back.

Water, back, water.

Not that. Give me iced water.

Oh, that feels great.

Bring me the newspaper.

If you don't, I'll tell your girlfriend, Ae-bong

that you have a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ae-bong will find out

you're not circumcised yet.

The newspaper, newspaper.

The newspaper, newspaper.

- Seok, bring me the newspaper. - Oh, no!

Seok, bring me the newspaper.

Stop it, now.

Not yet.

Ring-Ding-Dong, Ring-Ding-Dong.

- Ring-Ding-Dong. - To my girlfriend.

- Ring-Ding-Dong... - Ring Ding Dong.

TO MY GIRLFRIEND, RING DING DONG.

You must be really crazy!

- Stop it! - Stop it, now!

You're here at last! Turn off the light.

Can't take it anymore.

We have to throw these evil speakers away!

FREE

What are these?

Oh, they're brand new! Wow, nice!

Oh, they're nice.

Seok, bring me water! Water, water.

Water!

Where are my speakers?

Where are my speakers?

Stop it. I won't ignore you anymore.

Stop it, Dad. I won't ignore you from now on.

I cooked fish stew for you. Come, quick.

Do you mean it? You're not going to ignore me?

- Of course not. - No, never.

Oh, I love that fish stew.

Oh, I love this fish stew.

Oh, yummy!

Done.

Turn off the computer speakers.

Is this connected?

Good. Let's see a movie.

Oh, it's connected.

This Bluetooth speaker sounds great!

Oh, it tastes different. Tastes great!

Hey, look at this electric bill! Why is it so high?

Hey, look at this electric bill! Why is it so high?

You must save energy. Money is hard to earn, you know.

What the hell?

A bedroom scene.

Your posture is important, not the number of times you do it.

I can do it. Three more times.

Is three more times enough?

The guy next door does ten every time.

Ten times? Wow!

- Is it hard? - What's that for? You're not using it.

Since you mentioned it, shall I use this now?

Oh, you silly!

Say you like it, if you like it.

Someone can hear us from outside!

Stop it!

Stop touching!

You crazy bastard, cheating on me again!

Where did you hide that bitch, huh?

Come out, right now!

- Did she run away? - Oh, what do you mean?

- How many times? - No, you're wrong!

Traditional music is nice for the baby.

Baby, listen to the nice song.

Who's your mother? How could she raise you like this?

Who's your mother?

How could she raise you like this?

Who's your mother? How could she raise you like this?

Honey, the baby is kicking!

He likes this song!

I was born like a lonely stone.

My poor mother, why did you give birth to me?

- Hello. - It's me, Dad.

- Yeah? - It's me, Dad.

- Are you deaf? - Yes, I ate.

Minjun, do you like Mama or Daddy?

Dad.

Dad.

Are you deaf?

- What? I'm in a coffee shop. It's noisy. - Aren't you coming?

What are you doing there? Aren't you coming?

Honey, I'm too scared to go near him. Come home right away.

Come, quick! Aren't you coming?

God, please say something to me.

I'll do as you say.

Yeah, it's me.

- Hi, Cheol-wang. - I've been busy.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Can I borrow some money?

Money? I have no money.

I say you do have money.

You cheap ass! Why? Don't you want to give it to me?

Oh, no, no!

- And... - Yeah!

Let's have a drink when you're free.

- What? - Don't you want to?

No, that sounds good.

I'll come to you. See you tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

I'll come to you.

Oh, no! Can I have some more time?

I'll come to you tomorrow.

NOISY NEIGHBORS

Oh, the neighbors are having big problems.

- What problems? - The couple upstairs want a divorce.

- A divorce? - Yeah.

The wife saw her husband had brought a woman into their home,

but he insists he never did.

I didn't do anything wrong! I don't deserve this!

You animal!

And you know No. 304, right? The couple with a baby.

The baby is possessed by an evil spirit.

An evil spirit?

I'm so scared!

And the lady in No. 501 has gone crazy.

She says she'll die soon.

- Someone's coming to get her. - Oh.

Don't come, please don't.

I don't want to die.

We're the only normal family.

- That's what I mean. - Huh?

- This place is cursed. - Oh, no.

In fact, she's your half-sister.

Boss, she's my friend.

- Whose phone is it? Pick it up! - Not mine.

I can't hear the TV. Turn it off.

Not mine, either.

Where is that sound coming from?

- That can't be-- - Hello?

Hi, honey!

Oh, it's from next door.

She has no manners.

Come and get me!

No soundproofing at all!

Let's go over the multiplication table.

- Three multiplied by six? - 18!

- Two multiplied by eight? - 19?

It's 14, you idiot!

It's 16, you moron!

Just like your father.

Why do you blame me?

I can't take it anymore. I want to say something.

THE NOISE

- Who is it? - I live in No. 204.

- What do you want? - I'm sorry, but you're too noisy.

- We hear everything. - Excuse me?

We hear nothing.

Let's see if you still hear nothing.

Noise? What noise?

What should I do? Be quiet all the time?

Honey, the guy from next door said we're too noisy.

What did he say?

He said we're making noise.

He's so annoying!

We're educated people. We shouldn't lose our cool.

Oh, you're such a gentleman.

Shall we make more noise tonight?

I need to go to the bathroom.

Honey, do you want to take a shower together?

Honey, it's not me. It's not me!

I'm not-- try to smell it.

Honey, I was doing number one. Wait a second!

Honey, it's not me!

Honey!

I saw the next-door neighbor with a girl at a nightclub last night.

What? Was he there? Did they look close?

The neighbors may hear. I can't talk now.

He said he had no girlfriend, but he's a married man, right?

- I think so. - I didn't.

- I was at work. - In America.

- Really? - No!

I was at work last night, not at a nightclub.

You stop lying!

Oh, it was so hot! My face turned red!

I wasn't there!

- He said you were! - No, I wasn't!

- I was at the entrance, but-- - I am going crazy!

Did he see me? Who is he?

You went there! I'm sure!

It's quiet now.

I miss you

He can't stay quiet for five minutes.

I'm lonely

I loved--

Oh, don't stop there.

You blabbed about the nightclub.

It's payback time.

Shall I pretend I don't know it?

Shall I talk about something else?

Shall I kiss him to shut his mouth?

One, two, the tears--

- Agh, shit! - What is it?

That cruel guy!

- What's the matter? - He stopped at the best part.

Okay, I'll show you who I am.

The more I see you, the more I fall in love with you

It's like a dream We're together

We need not talk

We need not decide where to go

We'll leave the hectic world behind

- You and me - No!

Wait, not yet. Wait a second.

You said you wouldn't see me again

But now, we're in this car alone

We passed the hill

Rain, wind, the world and people

Please don't stop us We're now running fast

Seok!

We're escaping the world that separated us

- We're-- - Right now!

So fast

Together, we're riding in the car

We're looking at the same direction

We're going to the same place

That must be heaven

- Oh, my - Oh

Yeah, the chorus!

Oh, you!

Did you just steal my chorus part?

Hey, No. 205!

You picked a fight with the wrong guys!

Ah, ah!

We started it with songs, we'll end it with songs.

We'll see.

TONIGHT AT 9:00 NEVER-ENDING STORY

CALL

Somewhere I can't reach

- What's that? - Cool!

- What are they doing? - What's that?

You're there

But in the little chair I was sitting with you

- Hey, Dong-yeop. - Yeah.

- Let's have another round at my place. - Yeah, that's great.

- What are they doing? - What is that?

Wait.

You left

Like you left me

- What is he doing? - He must be a singer.

What is he doing?

Waving your hand

Someday

That will be kept as a memory

If we miss each other, we'd meet someday

Like in a movie

We'll meet again

It was so hard for you

But I couldn't do anything for you

Those beautiful days

And you

Wow, good!

Wow, it's like "The Oldies but Goodies."

- Yes, it is. - It's great.

It sounds just like that.

The Oldies but Goodies, the legendary songs.

We heard the legendary rock group Buhwal's songs.

Who's going to be the champion?

Mr. Tae-won Kim, what do you think?

Koreans are the best singers on earth.

All Koreans are singers. I'm deeply touched.

Yeah, it's No, 204 vs. No. 205.

Will No. 204 be the winner?

Or will it No. 205?

Please, show me the result!

Show me now!

The result is...

- Wow! - No. 205!

- Wow! - Yes!

Good job!

You lose when you are nervous. You win when you are excited.

No. 205 showed excitement.

So I already knew.

We can't end it like this.

Family pride is at stake.

Right. We have her.

The lady upstairs will bring us victory.

I'll be right back.

Yes, you're all dead.

Let's go now.

- What shall I - Who's that?

Wow, Jeong-hyeon Park!

- Is she Jeong-hyeon Park? - Jeong-hyeon Park.

My heart fluttered

I had to go

Dong-yeop, where are you? I brought some booze!

Oh, isn't she Jeong-hyeon Park?

I know this is a dream

Right now, I will

What is this?

Forever

Oh, this is great!

- Is she Jeong-hyeon Park? - Right.

You're turning around

Isn't she?

- She is. - What the hell?

We walk together

Again

I will be alone

You've gone over there

Oh?

- Oh. - The left one.

- She's here. - I'm sure.

Oh, it's confusing.

I don't want to let you go

I can't see you

She could be either here or there.

She's here.

- Good. - She's great.

She's Jeong-hyeon Park!

Is this The Hidden Singer?

- Yes, it is. - Right.

- That's not her. - Wonderful!

It's The Hidden Singer.

Yes, it is.

Two singers are in room No. 1. and room No. 2.

Which one is Jeong-hyeon Park?

Please line up in front of the room

you believe Jeong-hyeon Park is in.

One, two, three.

- No. 1. - No. 2.

Between No. 1 and No. 2,

where would Jeong-hyeon Park be?

- No. 1? - Yes, No. 1.

- No. 2? - Yes, No. 2.

More people lined up in front of No. 2.

Would Jeong-hyeon Park be in No. 2?

Let's reveal who is there.

Lady in room No. 2,

please, open the curtain and show your face.

Show us!

Now!

- I told you so! - What the--

She's the reporter, Seul-gi Park.

Oh, we won!

- We won, sorry! - She tricked us.

We've been tricked like this for years.

Then, would she be in room No. 1?

Please, open the curtain in room No. 1, and show your face.

Show us now!

What the hell?

Who is she?

- What's going on? - What is this?

She's wearing a mask.

Let's go.

- What is this? - I knew it!

Why would Jeong-hyeon Park come here?

Tae-won, let's go and have a drink.

I'm so disappointed. I need a drink.

This isn't even my show.

Shit!

Thanks, it was fun.

- Yeah, thanks. - Thank you.

You said I'd get paid on the job.

- Oh, yes. - Yeah.

You didn't tell my agency, right?

I needed quick money.

I'm not sharing this with my agency. This is all mine.

Bye, thanks.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Wait, is she real or--? - Oh.

Loser, loner

Bullshitting coward

Pathetic loser

It's you in a mirror

I'm a loser, a loner

Bullshitting coward

Useless trash

Oh, no! I can't take it anymore.

Not now. Wait.

You have to remain calm.

Admit you're defeated.

Admit it.

BE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS

A FEW MONTHS LATER

No. 205 moved out.

At last, we're free.

Welcome! Welcome!

Do you live here?

Two, three! Fell in love with you!

Hello, we're La Boum.

We're brothers.

Hi!

We're moving in today.

- You mean, into No. 205? - Yeah, right.

- We live in No. 204. - Hello, neighbor.

- Oh, hi! - Oh, my gosh!

It's cold. You should get in!

Yeah, before you catch a cold.

- See you later. - Thanks.

See you.

Where are you going? We were going home.

What's wrong with you?

We can share this room.

Who's taking a shower first?

- Me! - How about "Rock-Paper-Scissors"?

- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!

- Ahh. - Oh, yeah!

The guys next door look like a potato and a cucumber!

- Oh. - That was so funny.

Who has some cigarettes?

- I do. - You have cigarettes?

Do you have a lighter? Who has one?

I have one.

Let's go out to the veranda.

Take a deep breath

And without knowing

I think about tomorrow

What is the problem?

I can't see what's waiting for me