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[This drama is intended for entertainment purposes only.]

[All characters, behaviors, locations, and events depicted are fictional.]

[It is not intended to be sexually suggestive or to encourage viewers]

[to engage in inappropriate or morally objectionable behavior.]

[Nor is it intended to discredit any profession]

[or create negative perceptions of any organization]

[or any particular group of people.]

I've got a little surprise for you. To make things more exciting.

Just give me a moment.

Ta.

If you want to have fun, you'll have to be patient, Director.

- Ta! - She left ages ago.

She tricked you into booking this hotel room.

Then she lured me here, hoping we'd end up fighting.

I don't believe you!

What are you doing?

I've already proven to you that there's nothing wrong with me in bed.

We could even see a marriage counselor together.

See? This is exactly why.

I went to get some toys from my car.

But I ran into Nopnapha.

Now I'm starting to wonder why you still won't divorce her.

Could it be that you still love her?

But you're the only one in my heart.

This year's New Year's party, they said each department

should put on one performance.

But that means our division has to put on a show, too.

What are you performing at the New Year's party?

I'm not performing with them.

Then why don't you perform with me?

- I'll show my magic tricks. - Sure.

I'll perform with you.

Jolene, watch my livestream during the performance.

And when the big moment comes,

Take screenshots. Post them on every social media platform as fast as you can.

This is going to be so much fun, Nopnapha will scream.

[Thai Pattana Party]

A hot drink for you.

Thank you.

I was just getting sleepy.

Oh, it's tea.

Could I have coffee instead? Sorry.

But it's already half past midnight.

I brought you chamomile tea on purpose, ma'am.

It'll help you sleep better.

I'm the first to speak in tomorrow's debate.

The whole country will be watching. I won't be able to sleep.

Thank you for the tea, though.

I'd rather have coffee.

Of course. I'll get you a coffee.

If you need anything else,

just let me know.

I'll be on standby in the next room.

And in the lounge,

there's a large sofa bed.

In case you'd like to take a nap.

Don't worry.

There's no one else in the building

except the two of us.

I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm sorry.

I should've been more careful.

Here's what we'll do. I'll take you to my friend's clinic.

He can take care of it.

No.

I'm not having an abortion.

I'm keeping this baby no matter what.

But the election is just around the corner.

How can you campaign with a big belly?

Why couldn't I?

A pregnant woman on the campaign trail

might win even more votes from women.

Phop.

Let's get married.

I know I'm not as capable as you.

And I'll never rise as high as you.

But I promise you

I'll love you

and always stand by your side.

I'll have a one-of-a-kind ring made

just for you.

Because you're the most special person in my life.

Let's meet at our usual hotel tonight.

Let me make up for last time.

Oh, by the way, Ta.

That toy you said you'd use on me...

Don't forget to bring it.

I'm busy these days.

I won't be free until after New Year's.

What? Why?

What are you doing that's keeping you so busy?

I have to rehearse for the New Year's show with Veekit.

What?

How did you end up performing with him?

He invited me.

I thought it sounded interesting, so I said yes.

You didn't invite me yourself, Director.

Just wait till you see my show with Veekit.

Ta.

Ta.

Don't you have to pick up the kids from school?

I asked Oshi to pick them up instead.

Hey.

Can you make a rabbit appear? I want one.

You should've told me earlier.

I'll bring one tomorrow. Here, take this for now.

I'm just kidding.

So, what exactly do we have to do?

Nothing much. Just hand me the props.

Oh, but let's practice this trick first.

Here.

You'll have to get inside this box.

There's a hidden compartment inside.

Here, come over here.

And when I open the box again,

it'll be empty.

But it'll be a bit dark and cramped in there.

You'll be okay, right?

Yeah.

No problem at all.

Why do you want to do a magic show?

Ta.

Look, I've got this trick too.

Wow! How did you do that?

Have you been practicing for days?

I've been doing magic since I was a kid.

I was a big fan of Criss Angel. He was so cool.

I wanted to be cool like him.

Who's Criss Angel?

An American magician.

The one with the rock-star look.

What's wrong? I just asked why you wanted to do a magic show.

I was a big fan of Criss Angel.

I thought he was so cool when I was a kid.

I wanted to be like him, so I started practicing.

Who's Criss Angel?

An American magician with a rock-star look.

Come on, what else can you show me?

Wow, I can't believe you can do that too!

What else have you got?

What does this one do?

Pretty good, huh?

Where's Ta?

We finished rehearsing. She just left.

Stop being so stubborn, Veekit.

You're only going to annoy her.

But even after she found out I was pursuing her,

she still agreed to do the magic show with me.

- What does that tell you? - She's just doing it to spite me.

Because...

I slept with Napha the other day.

She'll never be interested in you, Veekit.

Stop dreaming.

But your relationship with Ta...

- is impossible too. - Why would it be?

We're in love.

And I'm not treating her like a toy, as you think.

I've never loved any woman this much before.

I mean it.

So stop trying to steal Ta from me.

I won't let you have her.

[Fun Finance Party! Happy New Year 2026]

Hello, hello. One, two, three.

Our next performance

is one I'm especially excited to present

from the Corporate Relations Department.

Please give them your support.

♪ Just one glance at you ♪

♪ And I knew you'd stolen my heart ♪

♪ I wish I could tell you how cute you are ♪

♪ But I don't want to come on too strong ♪

Is that all you've got? You call that dancing?

Watch me. Come on!

♪ I wish I could say, Call me when you get home ♪

♪ Anyone else who calls will hear my ringback tone... ♪

Wow! If they sing "Do Re Mi" or "Kin Jub Jib",

I'll go up there and give them a tip.

Don't you agree, darling?

♪ Welcome to the heart deposit service ♪

♪ Register your heart and take your number ♪

♪ Leave your heart in safe hands ♪

Where are you going?

To take a piss.

♪ Leave your heart with me ♪

♪ Let's exchange numbers, oh, oh, oh! ♪

Director.

Want something even more exciting?

Even more exciting?

I'm already getting so turned on, Ta.

Oh, you've got a little tail too. I love it.

Director.

I've got a special surprise for you.

I love this side of you, Ta.

You should've told me you liked tight spaces.

Let me take that off for you.

You take yours off first, Director.

Come here. Let me help you.

Director, let me grab a toy to spice things up.

A toy?

To spice things up?

Why bother leaving the last piece on?

Ta... Sweetheart?

Ta? Ta!

Whoa! What the hell?

Why is it so cramped in here?

Ta!

It's our turn. Let's go.

Ta, sweetheart! Where are you?

I can't get out, Ta!

Thank you all for sitting through the entire show.

If you're in the bathroom, hurry back.

Especially you ladies!

Because our next act

is a magic show by Veekit from the Personnel Department.

Veekit is so handsome.

Veekit!

Oh! A bird!

That's right!

And more importantly, it looks classier than a swan.

Where did the bottle go?

Exactly! Won't the glass shatter in his hand?

What's that on the table?

That's a candle.

It looks so tempting to sit on.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, what if we actually work at the Ministry of Magic?

You're right! Dumbledore! Dumbledore!

Hagrid!

Dobby!

What's that?

Ooh, what's happening? This is exciting.

Ta.

Oh, come on.

Ta!

Serves that homewrecker right. She's gone.

Exactly, Auntie!

Now I see why

you have so many girls, sir.

Anaconda!

Boa... Nguu yak!

Eww! A snake! I'm scared of snakes.

That black magic is powerful.

Do you believe in the Naga?

- Zoom in! Zoom in! - Send it to me too!

Looks like we're getting a bonus!

What a wonderful show, everyone.

You've really done our ministry proud.

Give them a round of applause.

That was one hell of a show.

What a huge show!

That was spectacular! Wow!

A bright new year dawns upon our nation.

May joy and prosperity spread throughout the land.

Together, we shall build a thriving nation.

United as one, the people and government stand.

I, Narong Kuldamrongkitti,

the Prime Minister, together with my Cabinet,

would like to wish all Thai citizens

a very Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!

Cut!

Ms. Nopnapha.

Do you have any other appointments?

I have a meeting with the central bank governor, sir.

Is there something you need, Prime Minister?

Postpone it.

There's something I want to discuss with you.

Of course.

My face when I see this semester's grades.

My face watching the Asian Games opening ceremony.

My face when I wake up and Narong is still Prime Minister.

How do you feel when you see these videos?

I think kids these days are very creative.

And they have a good sense of humor too.

You're turning the government into a laughingstock.

And undermining its credibility.

The government's credibility

depends on whether we can deliver

on our campaign promises.

And according to the polls,

the three ministries under my party's control

have the highest public approval ratings.

As for personal gain,

I've never been careless enough to get caught,

unlike certain other ministers.

My husband just put on a raunchy show at a party.

I doubt that threatens the government's stability.

Good performance is certainly important.

But I'm talking about a minister who delivers results

and maintains a good public image,

versus one who delivers results but has a tarnished reputation.

Which one do you think I'd choose?

I can't control my husband's performances.

That's not a minister's responsibility.

My duty is to deliver great results for the people.

That's just how women are.

What do you mean by that?

You can't even control your own husband.

So if one day

he commits a serious crime,

like rape, murder, or drug trafficking,

will you still say it has nothing to do with you

and won't affect the government?

Prime Minister, I think at the next Cabinet reshuffle meeting,

this issue should be at the top of the agenda.

Prime Minister, please.

If you remove me from my position,

you'll be playing right into the opposition's hands.

They're the ones who leaked the video

and spread those memes to discredit me.

From what I've heard,

the first person to share the video wasn't from the opposition.

It was a woman named

Mutta.

I've known about this for a long time,

but I didn't want to bring it up

because I considered it a personal matter.

But things have gone too far now. Deal with it quickly.

I care more about the government's image than its achievements.

It's 4 p.m. Office hours are over.

Come back tomorrow at nine.

But if it were that bitch Mutta,

you'd be open for business 24 hours a day, wouldn't you?

Of course.

You got so close to her

without realizing she was plotting to destroy us.

Having a cheating husband

- isn't as embarrassing as having a stupid one. - Watch it!

If your blood sugar's low, go drink something sweet.

Don't take it out on your husband.

You're lucky you're only getting yelled at by your wife.

I got chewed out by the Prime Minister.

The entire Cabinet knows about that bitch Mutta now.

If I can't even deal with one lousy mistress,

they're going to kick me out of office.

You're scared of a stupid threat like that?

Come on, you've got 120 MPs. What's there to fear?

If they keep threatening you, just join the opposition.

A minority government won't survive anyway.

Come on! You're a rising political star right now.

You'll win by a landslide in the next election.

Good thing I never let you go into politics.

Do you really think that if I join the opposition,

all those MPs will follow me?

And more importantly, if I haven't launched the Smart Card project,

what will I campaign on in the next election?

Phop.

If you won't do it for me,

then do it for yourself.

Because the higher I rise, the higher you'll rise with me.

But if I fall,

you'll be nothing more than a lowly civil servant.

Stay away from that bitch Mutta, for your own sake.

Touch and Oshi,

we need to find a way to get rid of that bitch once and for all.

What?

Someone's following me in a car.

I think she's making her move. She's sent someone to kill me.

Seriously? Your dashcam's recording, right?

Yeah, both front and rear cameras.

Get over here right now.

And bring the phone signal detector.

Okay. Be careful.

What is it, Mr. Thaithat?

She sent me to escort you to see her.

She's waiting at the Ministry.

Okay.

Hey.

She wants me to meet her at the Ministry.

That's dangerous.

If she locks you in a room and kills you, no one will ever know.

Then I'll turn on my voice recorder.

If she tries anything,

you'll have evidence.

Hey, isn't that too risky?

May I see your phone, please?

This way, please.

Isn't summoning someone after office hours against regulations?

[Nopnapha Jetsadaphiban]

[Minister of Digital Finance]

Are you going to stand there and talk?

No need to be so nervous.

This isn't a Committee Hearing Room.

Just a wife wanting to talk to her husband's mistress.

I'm honored.

To be summoned here by you for a personal matter.

Yes.

It should've been a private matter.

But you made it public

the day you forced Phop to put on that show onstage.

No, it was started when you slapped me down the Ministry steps.

People have been gossiping about us for ages.

What are you so afraid of?

And let me make one thing clear.

From now on,

I'll be even more affectionate with the Director in public.

Especially when you're watching.

Do you know why?

Because you're a rotten little bitch.

Because I know there's nothing you can do

but sit there and take it.

And next time,

I'll smile at you again.

I just love the look on your face.

It's hilarious. I could make so many more memes out of it.

Ten million.

I hope that's enough to buy my husband back.

The Director's worth more than ten million in bed.

This isn't a government procurement deal

that you can close by throwing money at it.

Keep your money.

You might need it to pay for a man someday.

Thank you

for letting me live this long,

so I can keep enjoying myself with the Director.

And watch you suffer like this for a long time to come.

If you'll excuse me.

You bitch, Mutta!

Come here! Come here!

Get over here!

I'll kill you, Mutta! You homewrecking bitch!

Ma'am, what's going on?

I'll kill her!

- I'll kill her! - Calm down, ma'am. Please calm down.

Call a hitman and have her shot right now!

We can't do that, ma'am. It's too risky.

And did throwing money at her like you suggested work? Huh?

- I'll kill her! - Please calm down, ma'am.

Ma'am, now that photos of the Director with a sex doll have leaked,

are you worried about the damage to your reputation?

Not at all. It was just an internal celebration.

It may have been a little risqué, that's all.

But the younger staff seemed to enjoy it.

They didn't expect the Director to go all out like that.

I think we should talk about the Smart Card project instead.

Oh, yes.

How far along is the Smart Card project now?

We've already issued an invitation to bid through e-bidding.

We haven't made the terms of reference too restrictive,

because we want to give young entrepreneurs and smaller companies

a chance to submit their bids too.

What do you think the chances of success are?

One hundred percent, of course.

In the initial phase,

we'll combine services from all three ministries:

finance, healthcare, and transportation, all on one card.

My party already oversees all three ministries, so there won't be any problems.

- That's wonderful. - That's great news.

This project has always been your party's flagship policy.

If you become Prime Minister in the next term,

could all government services be integrated into a single card?

- That's a good question. - You've got my support!

We're still serving under Prime Minister Narong.

It wouldn't be appropriate to discuss the next term just yet.

Let's leave that for the future.

When do you think the Smart Card will be launched?

We've set a timeline of about three months.

We should see some concrete progress by the middle of this year.

I just can't picture it.

This woman jumped over a table and tried to strangle you?

I thought she'd send someone to attack you.

Too bad we didn't get any evidence.

The government's term is almost over, and elections are coming up.

She's probably being careful to avoid any scandals.

We need to find a way to mess with her career.

Why don't we bid on her Smart Card project?

It's her biggest project, you know.

No way. Government contracts require deep pockets

because payments take forever.

A small company like ours doesn't stand a chance.

I'm here to see the Minister.

She's busy all day.

You can leave a message with me.

Then please tell her

I've agreed to take the money and stay away from the Director.

Don't believe her, ma'am. That homewrecking bitch.

You'd be better off trusting a thief than her.

But I don't want to miss this opportunity.

She's finally accepted our offer.

Then I guess I'll take a chance and be a fool to trust her.

Veekit.

Hey, Veekit.

Still mad at me?

You look even more like an alpaca when you're angry.

It's not funny.

You stuffed Uncle Phop into that cabinet without telling me.

How do you think I'm supposed to feel?

Amused, maybe?

I just wanted our show to be the talk of the town.

You were deliberately trying to provoke Aunt Napha. I could tell.

I've noticed it several times now, Ta.

Why are you doing this? Just tell me.

You're not my guardian.

You don't get to watch my every move or control what I do.

If you're that upset with me,

- Then let's just stay out of each other's lives. - No, no.

I never said I didn't want anything to do with you.

I just feel like

I need to be more careful around you, that's all.

If it's that much trouble, I won't bother you anymore.

That's mine.

Would you like to have lunch with me?

- I've already eaten. - Who are you here to see? Me?

I'm here to see Mutta.

Oh, Ta!

Where have you been slacking off?

Thaithat has been waiting for you.

Yes. She wants to see you right away.

Are you busy with anything?

No, I'm free. I can go.

Please take care of this for me.

Hey, ladies, want to take a guess?

What do you think Mrs. Nopnapha

is going to scold her for?

Maybe she's not calling her in to scold her.

Maybe she's giving her a pay raise.

More like a pay cut!

Hey, Meow.

How are we supposed to find out

what Nopnapha's going to scold her for?

What's so hard about that?

Just turn into a fruit fly,

buzz around them, and find out, you idiot.

But I know something.

Oops.

Well, I overheard someone talking about it.

- What did they say? - What did they say?

Apparently,

Mrs. Nopnapha was furious about the New Year's party.

Ta deliberately lured the Director into the cabinet

and made him come out

with a sex doll to humiliate her.

And that's not all.

They also said the underwear the doll was wearing

belonged to Ta.

I really didn't want to spread any gossip.

But since you're all so curious, I thought I'd share just a little.

Everyone!

Please don't tell anyone, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

You said my husband was worth more than ten million in bed.

Has the sex gotten boring? Is that why you changed your mind?

I owe you an apology.

I only said that to get under your skin.

I've come to my senses now.

Money is more important than any man.

Don't you agree, ma'am?

Why didn't you realize that sooner?

I didn't need the money back then.

And how can I be sure

that once you get the money,

you'll really leave my husband alone?

All I can give you is my word.

I'm a woman of my word.

Someone go ask that homewrecking bitch what happened to her.

Meow, with that foul mouth of yours, you're perfect for the job.

Oh, no way! Look at her face. I'm scared she'll snap at me.

Whisky, you're the closest to her. Go ask!

The closer we are, the less I should ask.

Chuenchom, you're always asking stupid questions anyway.

Why don't you go ask her?

- Yeah! - Exactly!

You're all just as curious about Ta as I am.

Why am I the only one who has to ask?

Why are you all so nosy about other people's business?

Will knowing the answer make your lives any better?

Well...

We're Thai, after all.

It's only natural to take an interest in other people's lives.

We just noticed you looked stressed earlier.

We thought maybe there was something we could help with.

Actually,

the Minister called me in to receive an Outstanding Civil Servant Award.

For minding my own damn business.

- Ten million. - Ten million.

- Ten million. - Ten million.

Here's your chamomile tea, ma'am.

I'd like a sleeping pill tonight.

Of course, ma'am.

Do you think

someone like her will keep her word?

I don't mean to stress you out even more, ma'am.

But if I'm being realistic,

it's hard to believe she will.

Then make that two pills.

Of course.

But even if it's unlikely,

there's still a chance, right?

You'll have to put her to the test, ma'am.

Whenever there's a long weekend,

Mr. Jenphop usually takes Mutta on a trip.

There's a substitute holiday this weekend.

Why don't you ask him

if he's planning to go anywhere?

Mommy!

For my birthday, I want this Bambinana Red Hat.

Okay.

Go to bed, sweetie. I have a headache.

You have to buy it on the 25th. It's only on sale that day.

I'll have Oshi take care of it.

Don't forget!

The 25th, okay?

Okay.

Yes, Director?

Ta, let's go to Hong Kong over the long weekend.

I haven't taken you shopping in ages.

Oh, and I'll take you to your favorite dim sum restaurant too.

And after we're done eating, we can...

have some fun.

Fun... the kind of fun...

without anyone getting in our way this time.

I'd rather not.

Director, I think we should take a break.

And please don't contact me again.

I'm blocking you on everything.

- Bye. - What?

Blocking me? Ta...

Ta? Hello? Hello?

What the hell? Why'd she block me?

Honey, are you asleep?

Wait, wait.

What is it?

I'm having a barbecue this Saturday.

Are you free?

Yeah, I'm free.

I'm not going anywhere.

That sounds nice.

We haven't had a barbecue in ages.

I wonder if the grill still works.

I'll go check.

Ta, what did I do wrong?

Can you please tell me?

Your silence is really worrying me.

Dad, can you come take a look now?

Go ask your mom.

Come on!

Whenever we ask you anything, you always tell us to ask Mom.

What's your problem?

Yeah, it's ready. Take it off the grill.

Nice and juicy. Just right.

What have you kids been cooking?

Oh my goodness!

It's still so red! You can't eat that! You'll get sick!

But Dad said it was ready.

He said it was nice and juicy.

Oh, for goodness' sake!

Honey, come here.

My party oversees the Ministry of Health.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing

if our whole family ended up with tapeworms?

Are you crazy? How can you eat that?

Oh my gosh!

Kids, you can't eat meat that looks like this.

- So much for Dad's juicy meat. We'll get diarrhea. - Spaghetti's ready!

- It's piping hot! Come and get it. - Veekit.

Veekit.

Could you serve some for me too?

Just a little, though. I don't want to gain weight.

Sure.

Can you make me some punch?

Not too sweet, please. I'm watching my weight too.

Okay.

Oh, Tetris!

Dance more like a man. You're a real man, after all.

Here, like this.

- One, two, three! - Manly, right?

- Manly! - Manly! Okay!

Phop.

Why don't we have a barbecue like this every long weekend?

I'll try to free up more time for the family.

Whatever you want.

I'm fine with whatever you decide.

Actually,

having fun can be as simple as this, Phop.

Don't you think?

Try to relax your face.

That's better. Much better.

Mom!

Come do a TikTok dance with us!

Go on, Phop. Have some fun dancing with the kids.

Oh, no. You go ahead.

If I tried, it'd look more like physical therapy than dancing.

Go on.

Come on!

She can take my place.

- I'm going to take a break. - Hey, where are you going?

- You're sneaking off! - Nice escape!

Come on.

- Come dance with us. - Okay.

Dance like a man.

Aren't you going to dance with the kids?

I'm not in the mood to dance anymore.

Hey, Veekit.

Have you talked to Ta lately?

No, I haven't.

I think she's upset with me.

Why would she be upset with you?

Well, I got mad at her

for stripping you and stuffing you into that cabinet.

So now she's upset with me for getting mad at her.

Why do you ask, Uncle Phop?

She suddenly blocked me on everything.

She didn't even tell me why. I don't know what's wrong.

I'm afraid she'll disappear again like last time.

Want me to ask her for you?

Hello, Ta.

Uncle Phop just wants to know what's wrong.

Why aren't you talking to him anymore?

Huh? Really?

Oh, I see.

Okay, okay.

Uncle Phop, Ta said

she wants to cut ties with you for good.

What? No way!

Give me that.

Ta, sweetheart. Ta.

How could you do this to me? What's going on, Ta?

Ta? Hello?

Hey, Veekit!

Why does it say the number I'm calling is unavailable?

I was just messing with you. She didn't answer.

You little punk.

I'm stressed enough as it is.

Since we announced the project,

we've received applications from 86 developers.

Both large and small companies.

Their levels of experience vary.

What if we award the contract to a small company

with limited capital, run by young startup entrepreneurs?

What do you think?

That would be great.

It would directly boost your public image,

showing you're not favoring big corporations or colluding with powerful figures.

You'll definitely win support from Gen Z voters.

Okay, then...

Find me some promising young companies with strong profiles.

And when the e-bidding takes place,

make sure the system is rigged without anyone noticing.

Director.

Ta! What kind of prank are you pulling on me this time?

One minute you're gone, the next you're back.

I don't know what to think anymore.

Keeping you guessing makes our love more exciting.

There's a package for you, ma'am.

Thanks, handsome.

Ma'am, that bitch Mutta sent you a package.

Be careful. It could be dangerous.

Sorry, ma'am.

What is it, Touch?

Money. There must be millions in here.

Oh my gosh!

Ma'am, our informant just sent us these photos.

This just happened.

That bitch Mutta!

Since you came back, we haven't had sex even once.

I'm not letting you put me off any longer.

Wait, Director. Let's have a few drinks first.

If you've got something good, you should share it.

When I'm done with him, you can have him back.

It's not like he's going to wear out.

You bitch!

Ms. Nin.

I have to go now.

Ta! Ta, wait!

Do either of you know someone named Nin?

Hong, do you know which Nin he's talking about?

Nin...

I'm going to use her daughter against her.

What are you going to do to that girl?

Oh! The pretty sister is here.

Shit!