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Bahadır, you have two problems, bro.

One, you think too much. Two, you never carry out.

What should I do, Yalçın? Be an asshole like you?

I have a perspective, attitude to life,

-a common-- -Bahadır, that's enough. Let yourself go.

Wow, welcome, Brother Yalçın. But the boss doesn't want you here

if you're not going to pay your debt.

İsmail, we're talking here! Get the fuck out of here!

Yalçın, do you owe them?

Everyone has debts, bro. Forget about it.

Get your cutting-edge phone. Take a photo of your bro!

It's actually not cutting edge.

-It has-- -Bahadır, cut it out. Take the photo.

Yalçın? Yalçın, are you okay?

I'm fine, man. Come on.

Come on, Bahadır. The girls are waiting.

What girls?

I got the blues.

I really got the blues.

Huh! My brother's here!

Yalçın, what are you doing? Who are these girls?

You see this guy? He's like my brother.

We're like this, yeah.

-Who is this idiot? -That's right.

The one with the glasses is cute.

I've never been there. I don't know. They are so cute, man.

Yalçın, they are Russian.

What are you doing, man? That's rude. Don't call them Russian.

İsmail! Bring it!

Get the phone and take a picture of us! Come on!

-Move! -Here.

Come here, come. You're the man.

Here we go. Selfie!

What's that? Take a normal picture!

Yalçın, let's just go. I don't like this kind of places.

Oh, come on. Just calm down. I know your problem.

I promise, I'll hook you up with her.

-I didn't mean that. -Come on!

Look at this place, the atmosphere,

look at the beauty of these girls.

Just let yourself go! Let it go!

Sell the car if anyone offers 50 thousand.

-What are you talking about? -This is the best night of my life.

Don't ruin it. Just let yourself go.

Promise me! If I die one day, you'll play this video in my funeral!

Don't be naughty, Yalçın.

Promise me! This would be the best ceremony.

Okay, fine, I promise.

Yalçın, come home.

The house is so cold without you, Yalçın.

How could you leave me?

It was his will. It was his will, neighbors.

I recorded it just a week ago. I can't believe he's dead.

I can't believe you played it here.

Is that Laila Bar?

Yalçın...

Yalçın... Yalçın...

Bahadır.

Help me.

Bahadır, help me, brother.

My soul is in pain.

Bahadır, help me.

Bahadır, save me. I'm burning, man!

Bahadır, don't go.

Don't leave me. Bahadır.

You mother... Bahadır! Don't go! Is there a stone?

Bahadır! Bahadır! Don't leave me.

What's going on? What's this music?

Yalçın...

Allah!

Huh? Demet?

-Hello, Demet. -Bahadır, morning. Did I wake you?

-Yes, you did. -Hmm, sorry.

I was going to say...

Don't forget my project files on your way to work, okay?

I have to send them immediately.

Oh. I prepared them last night. Don't you worry.

I'll bring them soon.

Okay, thank you.

By the way...

You're okay, right?

I'm...

KÖSTENCE SOUVENIR

I'm okay, Demet.

I'm trying to be fine.

I'll get over it.

Thank you.

-Bye. -Bye.

Hope the best. I guess he needs a prayer.

Well, I'll pray tonight.

Losing your best friend is a trauma that's hard to get over.

Especially if your friend smashed into the ground

from 80 meters with a circus aerialist.

I actually reckoned Yalçın would die in a strange way.

But who could have thought that?

Believe me, everyone was devastated as I am.

His family, for example. They stopped eating.

They couldn't keep working.

His big brother withdrew. He stopped seeing everyone.

I won't even mention his girlfriend, Melisa.

She's devastated.

But his big brother's in sorrow.

In any case, he was my friend.

You can't forget a friend easily.

Yet we know that life is short

and we will come across somewhere, one day.

That was a hell of an act.

"Help me. Help me." Why don't you save me, bitch?

Good morning, guys. Good morning. Have a great working day.

Morning, morning.

Demet, how are you?

Morning, Mr. Nezih.

Mr. Nezih? We're trying to establish a sincere environment.

And you...

Where's that idiot this time?

Bahadır is running late I guess. He must be stuck on traffic.

Did you come here with a zeppelin?

Sorry?

Let's not mention him and down ourselves. Look.

The second time you're ditching me. You didn't come to the theatre.

And to hiking.

Today, I'm not taking no as an answer.

For the circus tonight, I have tickets for two in the front row.

I'm afraid I can't come, Mr. Nezih. I'll be with my family tonight.

I'll stop by this afternoon again. Just think about, okay?

For now, more power to you.

Oh my...

These dreams must stop.

My nerves are shot. I'm affected.

-I should drink linden tea. -Drink shit, bro.

No! No!

-No! -Just calm down.

The Devil! The Devil himself is here!

-Stop yelling. -Haunting me.

-He's haunting me! Help! -Shut up or I'll beat you up!

-Stay back! Back off! -Will you shut up if I stay back?

You're dead, I saw it with my own eyes. I placed the cotton.

We'll talk about this cotton later. Now shut up.

Bahadır, look. I'm dead, bro. Okay? And this is my ghost.

Just shut up for a second!

Brother Yalçın! Senior Yalçın!

I thought we were going to Karaköy to eat fish!

Get the fuck out of here!

-Who's that? -I fell with him from 80 meters.

But he's still in coma, his signal is weak.

Okay but why do I see you?

Dear Lord... Let's raise our hands.

Dear Lord, forgive the sins of our foreign brother

who accompanied him, who was there with him all the time.

Don't you ever separate them.

Let us meet somewhere one day, Lord!

Amen. Amen.

Yeah. That prayer must've been accepted.

Bahadır, look. I died and I'm in a tight spot.

Only you can help me.

And I'm not haunting you.

At least for now.

-Yalçın. -Yeah?

-Is that you, brother? -I said all those things.

Aren't you listening?

Stop scaring me, Yalçın. If you're dead, what are you doing here?

We washed your, threw you into the grave. Put some dirt on it.

Prayed for your soul and it's over.

You should be in hell right now.

I agree with everything. That's the normal procedure

but there's a setback, bro.

-What setback? -It's not how we think it is.

Grandpa, give me.

Here. You can play this.

Is anyone else making noises here?

Why are you stressing people? Why?

Come on, Brother Yalçın. Just calm down.

Okay but we have a funeral too.

This line hasn't moved for two hours!

This is ridiculous! Come on!

Keep moving if you're done. Oh, just go to hell, man!

I know what to do. Come with me.

Let me tell you something, Bernardo.

The biggest mistake of our people is that they don't defend themselves.

I told you not to do it. Look at you.

How did you die in this dress? Come on, man.

Boys, your music rocks. Don't leave each other.

Thanks.

Who was that? Yeah.

Have you ever been to Foça? Şengül Hostel? Foça?

I'm a big fan of yours.

I've memorized your every song.

Michael Jackson?

It's been five years since this man died! Five years, man!

He's been waiting here for five years?

King, I'll talk to you inside. I'll talk to you.

He must have visited Foça. That's why I recognized him.

Hey, stop. There's a line, bro.

Okay, bro! I'm in a hurry!

Everyone's in a hurry! And I saw what you did!

-You broke his flute! -I didn't, bro. I divided it into two.

He can play the other if something happens. Like a backup.

Okay, just go.

But make it quick. Everyone has things to do.

Yes, of course. Come on, Bernardo.

Oh, come on! How can you do this?

Then the train went off the rails.

I do recognize you from somewhere.

-Just go, man! -I remember flying up in the sky.

But I wasn't alone.

There were a few purple cows of the Alps...

Hans, give me a second. Salam alaikum. Now...

-There's a line, man! -Come on!

Shut up for the love of God! Let him do his job!

We were sitting at the temple. There were monks and such.

He was there. The Sun was...

What do you worship? An idol?

-What do you want, brother? -Huh.

Let me put it like this.

We're dead. May God forgive.

My files and papers are all complete.

We've been waiting for three days. We're perished, man.

They just broke an old man's flute.

Can you imagine? Chaos reigns. People are at each other's throats.

Can you please check if they granted my exit?

-What's your name? -Yalçın.

Yalçın Dikici. 32.

Cause of death, trauma by hitting concrete.

We've sent you a file. Did you get it?

I didn't. But I have these.

This one, this one.

Not this one. And this one.

Let me check the documents to see if the file was sent.

Thank you, my dear superior.

Do you see what we're going through?

What's going on? Am I dead?

What about my mother? The cow, the milk, the cheese...

I told Jurgen to take the Emendingen road. That idiot didn't listen to me.

To hell with this...

Shut the fuck up!

For God's sake! You have a big mouth. You can't stop.

Damn it!

-Hey, don't you dare-- -Yalçın Dikici.

We've sent you the file. You must have received it.

Have you?

-Where's the file? -In my house.

We'll go and get it now. What do you say?

-Yalçın. -Yeah?

Get out of here.

Bahadır, I'm begging you, man.

We're just going to get a file from my house, that's all.

Why don't you get it? Why would I come with you?

Why would he come with me?

Look, brother. For the fifth time,

you're just a mere soul in the Purgatory.

And only Mr. Bahadır can help you in the mortal world.

You can touch objects but you can't interfere.

Especially fate.

What is this story? Get it yourself.

Bahadır. Just look at me, man.

How can I get it?

-Oh! -I'm touching butts through walls!

I will burn just for this.

Yalçın, do whatever you want. I'm going to work.

Okay. You'll see.

Hello, Ms. Ayten.

-Hello. -Hello.

Bahadır, where have you been?

I had a few blind accidents. Don't even ask.

I'm sorry. What happened?

Don't ask. It's over now.

Did he say anything?

Well, your name popped up.

And he has tickets. He invited me to the circus.

Circus? What circus?

Demet, he's not bothering you, right?

Bahadır, calm down. Let's not ruin our mood.

Okay but I'm from Bilecik, Demet.

Our people are a little mad.

-Surely. -Bahadır.

Hello, Mr. Nezih. How are you?

Sir, I know. I'm a little late. I'm sorry.

What are you talking about? It's new. Did you like it?

Oh. It looks great, Mr. Nezih. Look at it in peace.

What kind of a compliment is that?

Why are you late?

Let me tell you. I got up early like any other morning.

Then I brushed my teeth.

-My daily routine-- -Demet, what about the circus?

Mr. Nezih Bey, I told you, I can't come.

And I told you that I'm not taking no as answer. Hmm?

Whatever, I'll stop by. More power to you.

Idiot. What if I call my relatives in Bilecik

and tell them to beat him up?

-Fuck off! -No!

What's wrong, Bahadır?

-I'm... -Just you wait, "Bilecik-ite".

Just you wait.

Have a great working day.

I'M GAY BAHADIR

-Enough! -Bahadır, are you okay?

I'm okay. I'm fine but...

I'm just a little stressed today, Demet.

Bahadır, you can see the company psychologist if you want.

Why, Demet? Am I crazy?

I feel sad for how things turned out. He's my friend after all.

But I don't know what to do.

I can't live like this, doctor. And it's been only a day.

Okay. Half a kilo...

...onions.

You take the kids from school, we'll meet at your mom's tonight.

Bye, honey.

Well...

As far as I can tell,

-you've suffered a great trauma. -Yes.

The death of your friend affected you a lot and...

It happens.

-So, it's normal? -Of course.

I lost a friend called İsmail four years ago.

His soul hasn't left me alone for a second.

We talk every day.

In fact, he's here with us, in this office right now.

Oh, really?

Get out of here. Do you really believe that?

Mr. Bahadır, you're stressed out.

I'll prescribe you a lot of chamomile tea.

In fact, I just did. Here.

Oh, really. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.

Not a problem. Anytime.

Idiot.

Why did you say that?

What should I have said, İsmail? I won't lose my diploma.

But your diploma is fake.

And you killed me because I was the only one who knew.

What changed when I killed you?

What changed? You're always around.

You just broke my heart. I mean it.

Oh, get out of here. I broke your heart?

We'll get onions on the way home. Don't make me forget.

He's another asshole.

-How was it? -It was good.

He's a specialist. He solved it right away.

Demet...

Thank you.

For what?

For being there for me.

Don't be ridiculous.

That's what friends are for.

Friends, right?

Yes.

I'll go back to my desk.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Once we're done with this, we're going our separate ways.

-Of course. -Where do we start?

Let me check.

Start here, Yalçın.

He's talking to you.

God damn you, Yalçın.

-Who the fuck are you? -Me?

I'm...

Nuri. I'm Nuri, sir.

Wow, Nuri.

He's dead, huh?

He's dead, Brother İsmet. We're in sorrow.

He was our beloved, man. We loved him.

He was a friend above all. A best friend.

Were you two close?

He slept with my wife.

I'll search the rooms, bro.

May he burn in Hell.

Wow. Only memory left of my wetnurse.

What kind of tits are they?

We were in touring business back then.

I brought my wife so she wouldn't get bored.

He was a guide.

We were walking around in Champs-Élysées and...

He got into her pants.

Though the bastard slept with half of the group.

It was supposed to be me, Nuri.

It was supposed to be me.

Which team do you support?

Did Aunt Münevver move out?

-Münevver, take it out. -Get out of here.

What are they doing there? They don't respect the elders anymore.

Well, is Eboué still the same?

"Ebive?"

-He's not. -Yes, he's not.

That's what I'm saying. He's not.

Everything's changed, Nuri.

Was it like this in my time?

When was that?

It wasn't.

Drink it, Nuri.

That's enough for me.

This is your first glass, jackal.

Damn it, Neriman.

Damn it, Neriman.

What did Yalçın have what I didn't?

Brother İsmet...

I've been meaning to tell you but I couldn't get the chance.

I didn't want to disrespect but we've become close.

-Thanks. -But what I get from this story is that

you've sent your wife to Yalçın.

-Come again? -Yeah.

It's your fault, I mean.

You took her on a trip.

That's how it goes, brother. You set them up.

Isn't that right?

Am I a cuck?

No, I didn't mean that.

What did you mean then? Huh? What do you mean I set them up?

-Just listen to me for a-- -Shut up!

Am I a cuck?

Huh?

You're right, Nuri.

I am a cuck.

-I'm a cuck! Say it! -What's going on? Please!

Someone must say it to my face! Call me a cuck!

-Say it! -Call me a cuck!

-Just let him shoot himself. -Say it! Call me a cuck!

Call me a cuck! What am I?

You're a cuck, Brother İsmet!

Dude, what are you trying to do?

"Always sleep with a blanket." my grandma used to say.

Well done. I'm done with you, brother.

Get out of here.

What? Good job, man.

You found it.

I always say it.

Say what?

I don't know. I always talk. How can I remember everything?

Come on.

Here we go.

Bahadır. You're dying today.

There's no such thing.

"Keep your promise."

Oh, there's a timer.

It must be something about time. But what is it?

Well, good luck to you. What's written there will happen.

-Can we get the-- -Hey.

Are you going to leave me? We're a team.

What team? What are you talking about?

But you saved us from that Nuri thing.

Bahadır, we're a team, brother.

You represent power, courage, and honor.

I represent nothing.

Yes, I do.

Besides...

-You're the only one who loved me. -What?

People, do you give your blessing?

-We do. -Do you?

-We do. -Do you?

Dear people, why won't you give your blessing?

He owed 300 liras. It's gone.

And that bastard tricked my daughter saying that he'll marry her.

I don't even know who he is.

At least you can say something.

Look at me. I don't want to disrespect God

but if he wasn't lying here, I would have beaten him up first.

That's right.

That's why you can't leave me alone. What do you say?

Let me use the restroom. I have to go whenever I drink Pink Dream.

Keep your eyes on the phone.

How's it going?

You've found the paper.

-Yes but I don't get the assignment. -Why?

Look at me, Yalçın Dikici.

You haven't kept any of your promises.

It's time to pay.

Find the promise you made and keep it.

-But which one? -What do you mean which one?

If you don't want to be stuck in Purgatory forever,

find the promise you made and keep it until 9 A.M. on Monday.

How can I do it until Tuesday? Let's make it Wednesday.

Don't try to be a smartass!

I said Monday morning! Look at that girl!

What girl?

Are you still using these numbers?

You're an ethereal! It doesn't suit you!

-Are you talking to yourself? -Come here, I got it.

I made a promise to someone when I was alive, okay?

I have to find it and keep it to get out of the Purgatory.

9 A.M on Tuesday...

Monday. I have to find the person I made a promise to

and keep the promise until 9 A.M. on Monday.

How do we do that in two days?

Is there someone you know?

Well...

What's this? You ruined it. It's all over it.

What are you talking about?

What's all over it?

-What did you do? There was only one! -I'll buy you a new one.

Okay, I promise. I'll buy a new one.

-Give me the room. -Damn it.

Leave! Stop talking!

For God's sake! Beautiful women everywhere!

-Yalçın. -Huh?

-I'm late. -Mualla, you were late today again.

-I waited for you for two hours. -Yalçın!

Oh...

Could you give me another one? It's awesome.

My life is ruined.

Mualla, don't exaggerate. We're not the first ones.

I know a doctor, I'll call him right now.

Hello? Brother Nurullah? Hello, it's Yalçın.

Remember my boiler?

I can't get hot water, I can't take a shower.

Hello? Yalçın? Good night, brother.

Why are you crying?

I lost all my money and my bank cards.

I'm stuck in Pütürge in Malatya.

-Is there an ATM close by? -ATM? ATM...

Yes, there is a bank across the street.

Okay, I'm sending you 50 liras.

Withdraw it, okay?

God bless you, Yalçın.

God damn you, Yalçın.

If it's about the 50 liras, I'll give it to you now.

But if you say you're going to ditch me because I ditched you, I'll get off.

-Get off. -No way, man.

You're friends. Don't make it a big deal.

Brother, please help me. My soul is shrinking.

-Yalçın. -Huh?

You're fine but I'm sick of him.

-Is he bothering you? -No, it's not like that...

But he's everywhere. In the bathroom, in the closet.

Also...

-He's so ugly. -Dude, he's really ugly.

-What do we do? -I'll take care of it, wait.

Hey! Are you trying to haunt him?

Why would I? I don't even know him.

Get out of here! Look at me! Cut the bullshit!

Cut it! Who do you think you are?

Brother, just listen to your friend for a second.

-Stop talking, shut up! -Yalçın.

-That prick. -Get off.

Are you coming, Bernardo?

I'm a ghost, man. I don't need to use the door.

Do whatever you want.

Bahadır. Brother. I don't think they're joking.

It keeps counting down. How can I find it in such a time?

I have to find what the promise is. I have to find to whom I made it to.

There are things we can't do, man. How can I do all that as a ghost?

I'm glad I have you, bro.

Bahadır, life is strange. "I" need you. Can you imagine?

Yalçın, maybe you should stay like this forever.

Come on, man.

Being a ghost has its own benefits though.

Get out of here.

You were no use when you were alive. And you're no use when you're dead.

Being a ghost has its own benefits?

What benefits are they?

"What benefits are they?"

Write down every promise you made. I'll make coffee.

What the hell is this? For God's sake.

I have a life. I'm 30 now.

Would his ghost leave if solve it?

I'm talking to a ghost. Am I okay?

Oh, it's Demet.

Hello... Hello... Hello, Demet?

-Bahadır, how are you? -How would I know?

What?

I'm fine, I'm okay.

What are you doing? Did you go to the circus?

Why would I go to the circus with him?

Why not? Free ticket's better than anything.

Well, I'm okay. I was just sitting.

I was just sitting too and got bored.

That's good. Boredom is never bad.

Are you coming to work on Monday?

Of course.

I wanted to ask if we could do something after work.

Well, do you want to? What are we going to do?

Bahadır, I can hang up if you don't want to talk.

No, come on. No way.

I'll hang up, Demet. Good night.

He really did.

That was a good comeback. It was.

-What's that? -I'm almost done.

Here, brother. More or less.

-Yalçın. -Huh?

You gave all these people your word and didn't keep them?

These are just details.

Yalçın, how can we find all these people?

There are almost 150 people.

What are you looking at? I wrote here, it's 428.

Here's the idea. I'll tell you all about them one by one.

And you'll pick a few that might be the right ones, maybe?

Not that. Here's another idea.

Tell me about them.

I'll pick a few that might be the right ones.

This is how it goes.

Yes. Right.

Bravo, I mean it.

That Nuri thing wasn't a coincidence.

You showed your skills with the papers too.

-I do that sometimes. -Bahadır, don't be humble.

Just do it when it's your turn.

-I do it but not every time... -Bahadır.

That's enough.

Here we go then.

One. I left Gonca to the organ mafia's hands.

Here, brother. Four people whose life I destroyed.

It must be one of them.

Yes but how do we find which one?

The Oracle.

The Oracle? Yes, the Oracle! Which Oracle?

The old one in the Matrix.

-Robin Williams? -No, it's a she.

-Özgü Namal? -No, she's blind.

-Your mom in the grave? -No, man. She's brunette.

-She bends spoon. The vase. -What's that?

The woman Neo visits.

I don't understand you, man.

-I'll take care of it. -You're the best.

What do you think?

-Is that her? -She's not?

For God's sake.

Drop the spoon, you'll break it.

May God never let you down.

I hope so, sister...

Here's why I called you.

Look. I have four names. I'll place them here.

Take a look and tell me which one feels warmer.

Draw one from me and I'll tell your future.

Focus on my papers.

May God never let you break up! May God let you be together forever!

You're reciting things! What are you talking about?

Would you buy a flower? Ten liras.

Let's start with Brother Selahattin.

Okay.

Five liras for you.

Bahadır, we've less than 48 hours.

Show me a great performance with Brother Selahattin.

We have to please him. He's the biggest candidate.

If we keep my promise to him, we'll be done.

Yalçın. What happened that night?

Don't even ask.

I was hanging out with Brother Selahattin that night.

He was in his jam.

He tells stories, we burst into laughs.

Everyone says hi to him. We were looking so cool.

A waiter comes to Brother Selahattin and gives him the check.

Brother Selahattin said, "We're not leaving, come later."

When the waiter insisted on it,

Brother Selahattin gently refused him again.

Here you go.

He come again two minutes later.

He was acting cocky and asking him to come outside.

Brother Selahattin went out.

They jumped on him the minute they saw him.

Then I realized I wouldn't be of use if I had interrupted.

I said, "Hold on, brother. I'll get the boys and come back."

And?

There's no such things as "the boys."

I only know you, and you're no help.

Bahadır, look. I'll emphasize on it again.

I'm a soul in the Purgatory

and the only way to get out is to keep my promise to Selahattin.

It's easy. Tell him you got his back since I'm not around, that's it.

Yalçın, there won't be a problem, right?

Dude, we were like this.

He's the best, nothing will happen.

I hope so.

Yes, brother?

-Yes, brother? -I was looking for Mr. Selahattin.

It's me. What do you want?

Yalçın...

What is this?

With milk.

What is that ass?

The coffee is great, Mr. Selahattin. Thank you.

Thanks.

Get well soon. Hemorrhoids?

-Yeah. -Are we ready?

Get the lubricant.

Keep it down!

We're trying to talk!

Oh, are they filming inside?

-Guess so. -Are you in it?

Well, I rent the house for the filmmakers.

There are some minor roles.

They ask me to play sometimes and I give it to them.

Acting is hard. I heard about it.

It's hard to nail some characters.

Yeah.

Glorious, you don't bring back that baton

and ask me about it. Bring it back later.

-What's this? -I bought it in Mykonos.

It's a rare piece. I bought it in installments.

Of course. It's hard to buy something like this at one go.

Are you doing it on purpose?

Do what?

What are you trying to do?

Well, let me explain, Brother Selahattin.

Stop playing with it.

I'm Yalçın's friend.

I'm listening.

I don't know if you've heard

but we lost him.

My condolences.

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

As far as he told me, he ran out on you one night.

Stop playing with it.

Some things happened, I can't lie.

What do you want from me?

Brother Selahattin, I'm here

to keep Yalçın's promise to you.

From now on, until the day you die,

I always got your back.

-I didn't catch your name. -Bahadır.

Bahadır.

Look, Brother Bahadır. Yalçın and I...

-...were like this. -He told me.

Until that dark night.

Until that miserable night, man.

That bitch ran out on me in the darkness of the night.

I guess we're done here. Let's go.

They didn't only beat me that night, Bahadır.

But I held on to life. I buckled down!

I buckled down to life! I survived!

Upright! Stiff!

Okay, Brother Selahattin. If you'll excuse me.

But I said to myself that if I ever see that prick Yalçın again,

I would get my revenge somehow.

Since he's dead, it's your fate, king.

-Get up. -Brother Selahattin, we'll drop by again.

Oh, no.

Oh, fuck! I told you not to play with it!

Bahadır, don't be afraid. There's work for everyone in the industry.

Brother Selahattin, please. You got it wrong.

-Pull it! Come on! -It won't budge!

Bahadır, calm down. There's work for everyone in the industry.

-Break it! -Brother...

-Help us, Lord! -Glorious, come here!

No, not Glorious!

-Glorious is coming! -Oh, God!

Not the whip!

-Are we at odds? -What's this?

I should be asking that. I told you not to play with it.

Why was I in a house like that?

That was a surprise for everyone.

Yalçın, this is too much for a man like me.

-I can't do it! -Stop yelling!

I'm in the Purgatory! Am I yelling?

Can I have a seat, guys?

-Sit. -Sit.

I'm really exhausted today.

I mean, being in the Purgatory is something else, man.

-What the... -Whatever. Where did you come from?

Dude, they gave me CPR 19 times.

I felt like dying, I couldn't.

The Grim Reaper appears and goes away. He appears back and goes away.

Just then, I finally passed away.

Whatever. My condolences.

-Thank you. -What about the language?

The concept of language fades away when you die. I just found out.

Thought it seems there's something strange with me.

That imam must have confused me.

Whatever. Just let it go.

The concept of language fades away when you die.

-How come? -You can speak any language.

For example, you can speak German if you want right now.

-Do it. -Get out of here.

How could it be, man? I can really speak it.

-Wow. Speak Russian. -Let me try.

Come on! Wish I had learned sooner, I could've get laid many times!

Speak French.

Look how happy he is. He was getting whipped half an hour ago.

-High five! -Come on!

Dude, I'm sorry to hear that.

-Hear what? -That's enough.

For God's sake. My time's running out.

-Dudes, by the way-- -No, Bernardo.

Don't interrupt Brother Bahadır.

This face doesn't like that.

-You were saying something. -What was it?

You were talking about taking care of my thing.

Oh, yes. Look how much time we have left.

A little, man. A little.

This is the place.

-What do we do? -I'll tell you one more time.

Fatoş is my ex. She's the only one I went so far.

We almost got married.

But then I realized I wasn't ready to get married.

-You chickened out. -Exactly.

I met everyone when I was trying to steal her heart.

I know the place, don't panic.

Nice. What do I do?

Keep my promise. Propose to her.

Propose to her? What if she says yes?

Look at you. How could she say yes?

-Yes. This one's easy. -Of course. Come on.

Bahadır, you go. Second floor. I'll be right behind you.

Okay.

Just look at him. Does it suit him?

-Let's find out what he wants. -Dude.

Just calm down.

Okay, I'm calm.

One second.

Yes, bro?

-Yes, sir? -How's it going?

We came to see someone. We think she's the one.

-Your time's running out. -I know, sir. We'll do it in time.

What about you?

Are you talking to me?

Since you're looking at me...

What about me?

-I came here for the first-- -Cut it.

You have a big mouth. Tell me on the way.

Come here.

-Yalçın. -Yes, sir.

Look at her.

Just stop it, sir.

Hey! There are no girls!

Come on, man! I'm a human being! I take it to heart!

Hello. I was looking for...

Guys, the model is here.

-What? -Come on. We don't have time.

-Start the preparations. -What are you doing here exactly?

-This costume is awesome. -What? This is my daily outfit.

-What's your name? -Baha...

-Baha. -No, it's not Baha.

-Come here. Let's go. Show me some energy! -Brother!

What? What?

There are two apartments on each floor. How would I know?

For God's sake. And you're giving me a stare as if...

GÜRSOY AGENCY

LAST STOP NURSING HOME

-Yes? -Hi. I want to see Ms. Fatoş.

She's busy right now. You can wait inside.

Sure.

Yalçın.

-Uncle Hüseyin? -Uncles! Turn the volume down!

I wasn't talking to you.

Have a seat, I'll be back.

Have a good day. Hello, sir.

Hello. Hi.

I don't care about dying, Uncle Hüseyin but the procedure is too long.

For example, 100 people dies every single day on earth.

-Really? -Yes.

It's hard on the other side. They're piling up.

We waited for a long time in that place too, you know?

-Of course. -It's not my place to say--

Yes, yes, you're right.

Don't you get tired here alone?

Why would I? I'm not alone.

Yalçın?

Aunt Halime?

Let me get it.

-Thanks, boy. -Of course. It's my duty.

Are you my son?

My son! My boy!

I'm your son.

-What are you doing? -Where have you been for a year?

Where could I be? I'm here.

Are you crazy, aunt?

-She's crazy, son. -She hit me.

-Come here. -But this is not right.

Is this what I get for showing respect?

There's nothing you can do.

-Everyone here is crazy. -Yeah.

1952.

We were in Korea.

I never forget...

Uncle?

You peed on my foot.

Yes, I leaked a little bit.

No.

Have you committed a mass suicide? What is this crowd?

If you die, you stay here. We love this place, you know?

Yeah. But we didn't take care of ourselves.

We didn't, brothers, sister.

Look at Uncle Osman. He has breakfast every morning.

He exercises, takes a walk.

I've never seen him caring about anything. He smiles. Yes. You have to smile.

A laugh is a kilo of steak.

Do you have steak?

-He's dead. -Really?

Dessert time. Would you want one?

No, thanks.

Son, have some.

Thank you, enjoy it.

-Son, have some. -I won't.

Son.

-Oh, my God. -Look, uncles.

My people are a little crazy. I'm from Bilecik.

If you ever...

What did you do to him?

-Oh, dear Lord. -Here.

I'll sue everyone for shitting on my face, here.

Ms. Fatoş is waiting for you, Mr. Bahadır.

My teeth fell of, Mahmut, wait.

I'll spit on your graves. Just you wait.

Welcome, Mr. Bahadır. What's your complaint?

Complaint? They beat me up.

They peed on me and threw pudding on my face.

I'm filing a complaint for all of them!

I see. Some unpleasant things happened.

But I didn't mean that. How can I help you?

Huh. Well, Ms. Fatoş...

Yalçın is dead.

-And? -And...

I was his oldest friend.

Before his death, he told me

about some oaths he couldn't keep.

I strive to keep them.

I think a matter of marriage occurred between thou and him.

Nathless...

Are you going to keep talking in Early Modern English?

Just ask her already!

Ms. Fatoş, will you marry me?

First of all, Mr. Bahadır,

I would never marry an ugly-ass like you.

Second, that didn't happen like you think.

I was deeply in love with him.

But of course, my family didn't let me marry a monkey like that.

Surely, madam.

But I risked everything.

Without getting any help from my family, I spent 150 thousand liras.

I decorated the house, had colorful invitations pressed.

Everyone I loved came to the wedding.

-Except Yalçın. -I had a thing to do that day.

I got depressed after that.

I got in bad with my family.

And with that rage, I married the first man I came across!

-Oof. -Oof.

I regret it!

Oh, my life is ruined. It's destroyed.

-So, we're not marrying. -Get out.

The promise is kept.

-I said leave. -So?

There's freshness but not like that.

I said get out!

-Yalçın. -Huh?

That's it for me, man. I'm out.

You're right.

-What? -You're right, man.

You put up a good fight. What can I say?

Give me your blessing.

Yalçın.

Yalçın.

Where am I? Where the hell am I?

Yalçın... Yalçın?

Where did he go?

Damn it, Yalçın.

I know what to do with you once I find you.

Yalçın!

Yalçın. Yalçın.

Don't yell around here. This neighborhood is uncanny.

-Rambo's house is this way. -Dude, are you insane?

They'll kill me here.

You told him that you'd testify for him but you haven't.

He served six years because of you.

No, man. Just go in there.

Tell them that if that happens again, you'll testify for them. That's it.

It'll be over, okay?

Lock the doors. I'll check the vicinity.

Okay, fine.

Brother, good night. Are you looking for someone?

Uh, I'm here to see Mr. Rambo.

Rambo? Well, he's a brother we care for.

I can treat you with our sugar for a change if you want.

I don't like sugar at all.

Brother, it's a treat.

Oh, you never turn down a treat. Let me get that.

Everyone knows about the Fly's place. I'll be waiting.

Sure, I'll drop by later.

They're so kind.

-What? -Oh, God!

Brother, thanks for everything.

We did it, man. Farewell.

Flare it up, I'm coming!

Thank God, we did it.

Brother, I know we'll meet somewhere someday.

What are you talking about?

Yalçın?

Aren't you gone already?

Why would I? You went into their house and...

-Don't you remember? -What?

Get up. I'll tell you.

Oh, my foot...

What happened to my foot?

Are you okay?

Can you do this?

-Yes, bro? -Good night.

Is this Mr. Rambo's house?

Let's say it is. What about it?

Do you believe in God?

What do you care? Are you a missionary?

Do you have guts to...

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you? Who are you?

Get the fuck out!

I want Rambo!

I came here to take revenge for all Vietnam!

I'll put Sercan to bed and come back.

Brother, he's insane. What do we do?

Let's find out what he wants. Sit.

You too, boy.

Of course.

What did we do then? We ran away, right? Everyone calmed down and we left.

It was the best night of your life. I wish you were there too.

So, Yalçın is dead.

-And you're here to keep his promise. -Yes.

Him dying in a circus is not convincing though.

Circus? Circus is dangerous.

Last year

the number of people that died in a plane crash

was less than people that died by getting stomped by a donkey.

Yeah, yeah.

Hmm.

-What circus? -Circus?

What circus?

Don't give him too many sugars again.

-Sugar? -Yes, sugar. Do you want some, honey?

Yeah.

-What are you doing? -Dude, I love sugar.

They gave me one outside already.

Well done to them!

Here, brother.

-Thank you. -Enjoy it.

Then Rapunzel slapped them with the answer.

"You believe her hair grows but you don't believe she gave birth?"

He is so insane. I haven't seen something like him before.

I did various drugs, man.

I could have died.

Why didn't you take me somewhere else?

I didn't get the chance.

My late grandpa used to sit under the porch of the summer house

and tell stories.

We, as kids, used to listen to those stories,

and then with our friends,

-go on-- -Enough. I'm bored, girl.

Girlie, calm down.

Attention! Drop your guns! We know you're inside!

-Get the guns. -We don't want anyone to get hurt!

-Get them! -Drop your guns and come out!

-We know you're there! -I'll handle it.

Surrender! We know you're in there!

What's going on? How is it?

It looks fine.

So, we couldn't keep our promise to Brother Rambo as well.

Yes. And I'm still here.

But we'll keep our promise, man.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

-Hey! I'm going to kill you! -Brother!

-Don't do it! -I'm going to shoot you!

-Please don't do it! -You're dead!

Who's going to save you from me?

You're dead, man! You're dead!

-Get up! Stop crying! Get up! -Please, man!

Dude. It's a joke, dude.

Remember the jokes you made yesterday?

In that manner, bro.

Brother.

Brother Rambo sent it. He says hi.

He said, "From now on, Bahadır is our brother.

-We're there for him whenever he needs." -But why?

Dude, I love sugar. They gave me one outside already.

Destroy the stash. Something's fishy.

Got it?

That's it. We're at your command from now on.

Thanks.

Oh. Brother.

Brother Rambo wants the cat back.

What cat?

-What's going on? -We don't want anyone to get hurt!

-Calm down! -Chief, one second.

I'll gut the cat! I'll gut him!

Don't hurt the cat! Drop it slowly!

-Brother, you look like a-- -Take him!

Brother! Please!

-Is the cat okay? -Fuck...

-The cat's fine. -Maniac.

Bahadır, you did it.

You're the best. You kept the promise.

But you're still here.

It's okay. We wouldn't have known if that was the right promise.

At least we know it now.

Only the promise to my grandpa is left.

-Now, brother-- -I'm out, Yalçın.

What do you mean? One last promise, man.

-We'll keep and get over with it. -Look, Yalçın.

Until now, you begged, insisted, and convinced me somehow.

The result? I almost died. People started to think I'm crazy.

I was taken into custody which I don't remember.

This is too much for me.

I'm not this kind of person. I can't be.

I kept going to make you happy until now but...

I'm out.

I'm sorry.

You're right, man.

Hello? Demet? When did you call?

Oh. Last night?

I hung out with some friends.

-And I passed after some drinks. -Drinks?

Bahadır, you don't drink.

And... Who is that friend?

You don't know them. We just hung out...

Do you want more tea? Sir, two more cups of tea.

Make it three.

I'm not here to talk! I'll drink my tea and leave!

Bahadır, are you sure you're okay?

You're acting weird, lashing out.

Having habits out of the blue.

Friends...

Demet, let's forget about that.

Look, we're sitting here,

drinking tea.

We're together.

Let's make the most of now.

-Wow. Check her out. -Where?

Dude, if I weren't dead, I would have...

No. Is she dead?

-I'll be right back. -Is she okay, Bahadır?

They saved her with CPR.

-Yeah, they saved her with CPR. -How do you know?

We saved her with CPR.

Demet, medicine is really fast now.

When you least expect, the doctors appear out of nowhere.

Oh? Mr. Bahadır?

Yeah...

Ms. Demet, Ms. Fatoş. Demet... It goes like this.

-Nice to meet you. -Likewise, honey.

-Did he propose? -Propose?

Of course.

This ugly-ass man who's been begging me to marry him until yesterday

is now sitting with someone else.

But this is life, honey. Wake up.

Whatever, I don't care. Bye.

Demet, look, as it always happens,

you should get up and leave without listening to me.

Let's put an end to this cliché together.

-After that, some regrets-- -Bahadır.

You don't have to explain anything to me.

You can do whatever you want with your friends.

I'm not afraid of losing you.

I'm afraid of losing my respect to you.

So...

Do whatever you want in your life.

It's none of my business.

But stand behind everything you do until the end.

Don't squirm. All the way.

Take care.

I'm sorry, brother. It's because of me.

No, man.

This is who I am.

I would have given up anyway.

I always want to see the end

but I can't go there.

I get scared.

I forget for how many years I've been in love with her.

But I could never talk to her.

I think about the ending too much

that I forget the beginning. So, it's not your fault.

But it won't be like this this time.

What do you mean?

I'll go all the way this time. No matter what.

The worst is that I'll die and we'll hang out together.

The worst is death, man! It's not the end!

Let's get this over with!

My brother!

Hamdi.

Give him the check, tell him to fuck off.

-People are crazy. -Don't mind them.

-Yalçın. -Huh?

Yalçın. Let's wait for a moment. I'm exhausted.

You're such a pussy, Bahadır.

Come on, my time's running out. Come on, man.

-Yes, that's him. -Come on, man.

Oh. Yalçın.

These girls like me. Hello, hi.

They really do. Come on. The shop's over there.

Okay, Yalçın, I got it.

ŞİPŞİK OPTICS

Wow.

Salam alaikum! Have a great working day!

Stop yelling inside the shop, punk.

And that's the Cemal the Swindler!

What do you want?

Uncle, I have something to tell you.

About Yalçın.

Easy.

Yalçın, is this safe?

What are you talking about? Huh?

Nothing, uncle.

Sit.

Yeah.

Now...

-Yalçın's death affected us deeply. -Yeah.

Though I didn't like that punk at all.

What do you want from me?

Brother, my grandpa is insightful. Tell him everything clearly. Come on.

Now, if you'll let me, I'll tell you about the situation.

Go ahead.

Yalçın died, his ghost came to me the next day. He's in the Purgatory.

There's a promise he didn't keep. We're trying to find it.

We went to many places but to no avail.

And I went through a lot. Finally, it's your turn.

There was tournament you joined but you've lost.

He said, "Grandpa, I'll join for you and win."

Poetic justice, he's dead.

And I'm here to win that tournament for you.

I hope he won't react as I expect.

-Fuck off. İbo, throw him out. -Yes, sir.

-September 2009. -Yalçın? What?

-September 2009. -September 2009.

Wait a second, İbo. Wait.

They cheated in the tournament.

They cheated in the tournament.

-But we didn't realize the trick. -But you didn't realize the trick.

Then he went into depression, tried to kill himself.

Then you went into depression, tried to kill yourself.

Old man, what's... What are you doing?

What do you care, punk?

Okay. The gas pedal gets stuck. Let's take a look.

Is this the time?

What should I do? Go to someone else? Can't you just do it for me?

Okay. Come here. Be careful. Come.

-Like this? -Come straight. Keep going.

-Keep going. -But it... It gets...

-Slow down! Hey! -Grandpa!

Grandpa! My dear grandpa!

-And a lot of surgeries. -And a lot of surgeries.

-We saved his life but lost his legs. -You were saved thank God.

-But you lost your legs. -That's why he has one ball.

-Oh, that's why you have one ball. -What are you saying?

Okay, I get it.

-Is he here now? -Yes, uncle.

Right next to you.

-Was that a hit? -Yes.

Good.

The tournament is at 12 tonight.

Do you know poker?

I play against the machine on the phone.

Oh. Okay, that's fine.

I'll show you the ropes of poker.

But we must fix your hood before that.

Uncle, I'll be fine, right?

You never know that.

Bahadır...

Bahadır! Bahadır! Bahadır, no!

Bahadır! Bahadır, no!

Bahadır!

You will see.

Not just the papers

but everything and everyone.

You will give up.

When it's time,

even when you think it's impossible, you will give up.

You will notice.

The colors, the sounds, the looks.

Even the smells.

The more you notice, the more you win.

But no matter what happens,

you always won in my heart, you're always the champion!

And you will always stay like that!

May God help you!

What are you doing?

For the love of God...

Sit.

Who the hell are you?

Bilecikite.

I didn't ask where you're from.

-What's your name? -Bahadır of Bilecik.

Who the hell are you?

Tokyoite.

How is he from Tokyo?

What do you care? Mind your own business. You're going great.

What do you want, Bilecikite?

I'm the heir of Cemal the Swindler.

I came to take his revenge.

Didn't he quit this business?

We thought he was fixing exhausts.

If you get stuffed, come to our shop.

Are we playing or not?

Of course, we're going to play but...

Let's see your key.

Now, welcome,

Bilecikite.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time. The game begins.

Like every year, we'll play Texas Hold'em with five players.

Every player has 100-thousand-dollar chips.

You can't join the game back if you lose your chips.

Don't forget, only one of you will leave this table as the winner.

When only two players remain, if one of them can't win in an hour,

the money will be given back.

Any questions?

So, break a leg.

Amen.

Can I have tea?

-Fold. -All-in.

Good night.

The winner is Tokyoite.

Fold.

All-in.

Do whatever you want in your life. It's none of my business.

But stand behind everything you do until the end.

Don't squirm.

Call.

I'll be right back. Oh, God.

-New round. -How is it going?

He won 200 thousand. Three players left.

I didn't ask that, idiot. What about the promise?

Yeah, the promise. If we win...

Do you know how much time you have?

Seven hours.

Listen, Yalçın Dikici.

Don't you ever forget this.

Ever.

No matter what you do, you can't interfere with fate.

I'll remember it.

-Look at her. -Just walk away normally.

Look at her!

Always the same trick!

You forgot the light!

Now it's done!

Fold.

How's it going?

They're destroying each other. How much time left?

A little. Just win it already!

Call me when you can, handsome.

-Okay, sir. -The winner is Tokyoite.

Bilecikite and Tokyoite are the last players.

Gentlemen, you only have one hour to win.

It's enough.

Since I wasted the Swindler in 45 minutes,

15 minutes is enough for his seed.

Fold.

Let me get these.

Since you came here,

you've been drinking tea.

Have some wine.

No, thanks.

Have some wine.

It's the way.

You shouldn't refuse.

Sure.

Don't fall for the same trick.

Find his gimmick. Take my revenge from Tokyoite.

Your ways are like mirrors, Tokyoite.

It upsets my stomach. Keep it there.

-50 thousand. -Call.

70.

100 thousand.

I call the hundred.

I raise 50.

All-in.

Bahadır, this is not a mobile game. Come to your senses.

500 thousand dollars is at risk. And my fate.

There are 13 clubs in a deck. I have two, 11 remaining. 85 percent.

Two more clubs on the table. 69 percent.

If one of the three cards will be clubs, only eight remain.

Those eight clubs are in the dealer's deck of 40.

The chances of the clubs I'm waiting for instead of the cards in the dealer's hand

is 20 percent at best.

But in poker, it doesn't mean that your opponent's chances

are 80 percent.

-So... -Call.

God damn you, Bahadır!

-Oh, God! You won, Bahadır! You won! -I won!

We won, brother! We won!

The seed of the Swindler.

It doesn't end here.

Well, Tokyoite, you know what they say.

"Don't mess with the grass

or it'll get stuck up your ass."

No matter what you do, you can't interfere with fate.

-Bahadır? -Yalçın...

Bahadır... Bahadır, no.

Bahadır! Bahadır, no! Bahadır! Bahadır, no!

Bahadır!

Yalçın?

What's that?

I'm not dead.

-You broke my grandpa's thing. -My shirt's ruined.

I'm still here.

-Yalçın. -Huh?

I'm sorry, brother.

No, man. Don't apologize.

What more can you do, Bahadır?

You've been through everything in three days.

You almost died, man.

Bahadır.

There's a difference between us.

If it was my door that rang that day, I'd have looked through the peephole.

You wouldn't.

You trust.

Maybe you're the only one who trusts.

What I'm trying to say is that if they send me back to earth,

and say, "You'll have only one friend."...

...I'd want it to be you.

-Dudes, what's up? -Where have you been?

-It's so complicated. -Okay.

Isn't that him?

Look at him. Look at his attitude.

No. I couldn't. I couldn't do it.

I couldnt.

Yeah. Two of them, right? Behind us?

I won't buy it.

Come on, man. Come on.

What are you watching?

Take a normal picture!

You kept that?

-Yes, bro. -You see?

That was us.

Dude, calm down. I know your problem.

I promise, I'll hook you up with her.

-I didn't mean that! -Come on!

Look at this place, the atmosphere, look at the beauty...

Yalçın.

-Oh, God! -What happened?

-Floor it! -This is as fast as it goes!

Bahadır, you've come this far. We've 15 minutes left. Finish it.

-Dude, slow down, please! -What? Floor it, bro!

Yalçın, I have to pee, I'm too excited.

What are you talking about? We can't afford losing one second!

I miss my homeland.

Yalçın.

You smoke that cigarette but we're next to a jungle.

-I'm back. -He's back.

I'm back. Yalçın, we're running late.

I'm going to kill you! I'll kill you!

-Yalçın... -What? We have five minutes left!

-Stop, you're going to kill him! -I'm dead! Everyone can die!

-For the love of God! -Why did we stop again?

-We're here. -Come on!

-God damn you! Come on! -Okay!

Yalçın, what am I going to do?

What do you mean? You're going to propose.

I would have done it by now if I could.

Bahadır. You were ironing your pajamas a week ago.

Two days ago, you intimidated half of Fikirtepe District!

It's just a few words.

You can't do it? Don't make me laugh.

Come on.

Break a leg, dude.

What's that, Bahadır? Are you going to propose?

What? How did you know?

Bahadır, go to your desk. Please.

Demet.

I think about the ending too much

that I forget the beginning.

But I remember the beginning of one thing clearly.

The first time you came into this office.

Your spotted dress.

Your hair.

The first time you smiled at me.

Asking my name.

Demet.

I want to live in this beginning for the rest of my life.

Will you marry me?

Come on, girl. Come on!

-Good job, old man. -Thanks, son.

I was rough on you earlier. I'm sorry.

It's okay, son.

Ultimately, kindness is...

Old man. That's enough.

Where are you stationed? You had a problem.

It's done once we sign it. Only a paper left, it's over.

Where are you stationed?

Kütahya. Airborne. Reserve officer.

What do you think? It's the Hell line. We're going to Hell.

-Well, good luck. -Thank you, thanks, old man.

Damn it, Brother Bahadır.

We'll come across somewhere someday.

Yalçın!

Bahadır? Sister?

What are you doing here?

What are we really doing here?

-Bahadır, we're dead. -We're dead?

Oh, God! God...

Honey, are you okay?

I'm fine. I saw us...

-What? -I mean...

I dreamt about Yalçın.

I haven't for some time.

I guess he needs a prayer.

Maybe.

Well, you can pray in the morning.

Come on, dice.

Three and five.

Love a beauty if she's young.

-What if she's not? -Come again?

I'm not going anywhere.

So, you don't love a beauty if she's not young?

What are you talking about, Nizam?

What are you talking about, Cemal?

We don't even have dice. How did you see a five and a three?

I saw it with my heart. What do you think?

But Cemal Agha...

Does it suit you to swindle? Here of all places?

What swindle are you talking about?

We don't even have dice. Why?

Whatever.

I missed you.

I prayed for you to come every day.

You're really a good man, you know?

You were like this back in school.

Oh, wait. You had a girlfriend.

Curly-haired, beautiful eyes.

You were madly in love. Do you remember?

I do. Necla.

Then you took her and...

For the love of God.

But why are talking about this?

I saw her on my way here.

She became more beautiful. She blossomed.

Well, I don't want to say that but death made her better.

-Really? -Yeah.

Then I'll go and get some dice.

Come on. Go get some dice.

-I'll be waiting, make it quick. -Okay.

"Take care of my idiot grandson's problem."