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Only the optimist commits suicide.

The optimist who cannot longer be optimist. The others, having no reason

to live, why should they have one to die?

If you're doomed to live in

torment, nothing can keep you from it.

Any trivial thing will push you as much as a tragedy.

Resign yourself to decay at all times.

That is your fate.

Chema! Chema, no!

No! No!

Don't drink more coke!

Thank you.

You're disgusting!

Yes, I am!

Sebas!

Sebastian!

What is this spa?

I was resting.

He's here, Gustavo.

He's here to take pictures. He'll charge us for an hour. We don't know what the

paintings are.

It's easy.

They're here.

I left them there.

Sorry, we took them out of a cake hall.

Horrendous. Give it a second.

No, it's easy.

Vero? Where?

Where's the engraver?

No!

Look what you did!

What's going on, Llorona?

Look, he put one on top of the other.

Vero, come here, please.

They ruined it.

I thought... What did you think?

You put a fresh paint on top of the other and you screwed them up.

Attention here, damn it! I thought they were... No, you clearly didn't think

anything of that. The only thing you did was... ruin them.

How are you going to clean them? They're paintings.

Sorry,

I think in the room... Puerca!

Sebastian.

Ah.

Why do you have to eat three times a day?

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

What was Scorsese's last movie?

I don't know. I don't remember.

Nobody knows what his last movie was. But what does that have to do with

anything? Because it's an example of... I need water.

What a horrible drug addict.

What you need is to stop getting into this shit.

And, well, better kill yourself.

Hey,

chicos.

I'm done.

Thank you. I'm really sorry. No, don't worry.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just got a scar.

And I really relaxed a lot.

I think I still need it.

Thank you.

It's a scar.

What kind of asshole are you that doesn't know what a scar is?

Google it.

I'm going to take some out.

Yeah, take a look.

Joven Sebas.

¿Qué pasa?

Si es que yo no sabía que las pinturas estaban frescas.

Bueno, ya obvio, pero ya... Cualquier cosa que yo pueda hacer para arreglar,

para... No, si ya fue, pero ya... Si la cagaste en grande, Verónica.

No échale ganitas.

¿Las llaves de la bodega las traes?

No las traje.

No sé ni pa' qué pregunto ya.

¿Pero las puede ir a buscar ahorita?

A tu casa.

Claro. Porque vives aquí a la vuelta, dices.

Vives lejos, ¿no?

I can bring them back tomorrow.

Go ahead and do your thing.

I didn't mean to. I wanted to apologize.

Why don't we talk later?

And you, homosexual, why don't you go to Cicatela instead of painting so much

shit? You let me finish the work here.

You hit herpes with another whore. How sure are you?

I'm going.

Sorry. It's okay.

Beto, come.

So, this window needs to be done.

Can you put this on a plate, please? Oh, yes, yes.

Um, make sure the flies don't get in. Pedro, where are you? Verónica,

Sebastian's painting is over.

I can't take the pictures.

Okay, but don't get mad at me. What can I do?

Do you want some guava bread? No, no, thank you.

Hey, Vero, we have to clean downstairs too.

We can't be wasting time.

Hey,

Vero. Where?

Would you mind taking care of me during the weekend?

I want to go to the beach. Oh, yes, of course.

Chima and I are very close.

It's not true, Chima. But Chima is a man, look. Until when?

A man.

Listen,

young man.

Thank you.

Stop scrolling!

Hey man, excuse me. Get a lighter.

Uh, no.

Sorry. Alright, dude. Yeah.

Okay, Cerda, escucha esto. It's not worth the bother of killing yourself

since you always kill yourself too late.

are you coming to play del mar no sorry i'm reading oh uh it's gonna be fun okay

sure thank you

On the

rocks.

Hello, how are you?

Guys,

we're fine. Sebastian?

Jordan.

Oh my God.

Wait,

Sam. I was just talking about him last night.

Sebastian, hi.

How are you?

Oh my God, that was crazy.

Guys, we're fine.

Yeah, no, no, we got through all of y'all. Jordan, first man.

Are y'all the chocolate?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god, this is... Sebastian, like, this is crazy. I watched your movie last

night. Like, this is the universe, right? I got... Oh my god.

It's good to see you. Let me buy you a drink.

Oh my god, this is crazy.

Like, I watched your movie last night.

i watched crystal fairy and the magic cactus last night michael sarah gabby

hopping like i watched it and like now you're here like no one saw that movie

and i watched it again last night and then there you are in the ocean drowning

and i'm drowning and it's like that doesn't happen yo i feel like i mean

like you're the right person to work on the show with me okay so i'll just like

pitch it to you in like not embarrassing way

It's me.

You know?

But it's also, like, all these crazy fucking faggots that I've met. And,

like, sometimes celebrities, but sometimes not. And it's my followers.

It's, like, my Instagram followers, too. They're, like, part of the show.

You follow me on Instagram, right?

No, I don't do so.

Really? No. I said, baby.

Are you okay, man?

That was scary. That was scary. Get away.

You're scary.

We're talking.

We're talking.

Bye. Nice to see you.

Go.

Go now.

Bye.

Don't hook up with him. Like, he has everything.

Anyway, so, like, you're going to need to follow me on Instagram to, like,

fully understand the scope of the show.

But, like, think of it, like, curb your enthusiasm, but posit it.

And, like, everyone's the host, which is cool. Like, no one's ever done that

before. it's called you are me um i don't know man it's like i can't really

hear your movie right now so focused because i almost drown and like i'm

still shaky and like i'm sorry i'm sorry i've like never met someone so obsessed

with drowning like you didn't drown right did you drown no i didn't are you

alive are you alive yes i am Yeah, then shut the fuck up. Okay. And write a

show with me. I mean, it's fucking crazy. Like, what the fuck? Like, I

watched your movie last night.

No, it is crazy. I'll give you that. That's fucking weird.

Should we go explore?

That's distracting.

You're getting into it over there.

Well, if you want to go there, please go check it out. I want to go with you.

I'm good, man. I think I'm going to go back to the hotel. I need to shower. I

really need to shower. No.

No.

No.

The trouble with being bored.

Oh, wow.

Okay. Fun.

Fun beach read.

Hey. What?

Hey.

Okay.

Okay. That's nice. Hey.

What?

This is special.

Right. Like, what happened is special.

Yeah. No, I know. I'm like... Yeah, it's special. I love you.

Yeah. You're so high on something.

Yeah. Obviously.

But I'm real.

Come to this party tonight. Wait, let me get your number.

Here. Put it in.

Okay. Hi, guys.

Sorry for interrupt.

Oh, it's fine.

But I really love your content.

I'm like a fan, like a fan of you. You are.

What's your name?

Miguel. Miguel.

Judy.

I think so.

So here's your phone. Yeah.

Hi, nice meeting you. Bye. Bye. This is real.

This is real.

Okay. Have fun.

Hello. Come.

What? Come.

No, thank you, friend. I'm going to the hotel. Why are you judging me?

No, it's not that I'm judging you.

I'm also a human being, so you know.

No, I know. What happens is that now I don't feel very warm. Ah, yes, well, I

saw how you looked.

I couldn't avoid it. Come, come, touch me.

My mission is to suffer for all those who suffer without knowing it. I must

pay for them, expiate their unconsciousness, their luck to be

ignorant of how unhappy they are.

Hey.

Was it a dream?

Was it?

I guess it wasn't.

I guess not. What's up?

We're like chilling by the pool now, but we're going to this party later, and you

should come for sure.

Sure, yeah. I'll come. Just send me the location, and I'll be there.

Okay, I'll see you at the party. Okay, I'll send you the address.

Bye.

Hi, BB.

I have some exciting news.

How would you like to be Time Magazine's...

Person of the fucking year.

Yes. Yes.

Hey, I'm okay.

I've been like, I've been kind of sick. Wait, wait.

What?

What?

What? What?

Yeah, I just don't see it. I mean, I appreciate you calling me pretty, but...

In New York City, at the Angelica Cinema, and this has been my

dream to come here.

Sebastian! Hey!

Hola! Oh my god! Sebastian!

I have to show you something.

Who the fuck are these people? I don't know. It's like giving very random.

You're going to die. What is it? This is crazy.

What is it? I did some research.

Thank you. You're going to die. Okay.

What is it? You're going to die.

Okay. I found your first movie.

What?

Why do you have that?

It does.

Wow, that's me. That's you like that happened to us today. That is crazy you

found that but wait like that guy actually Swims away and like kills

himself, you know, i'm not that great not that brave Don't joke about suicide

like for real my sister killed herself

I'm kidding. Yeah,

I know

She didn't kill herself.

She's a nerd.

Asshole, I knew you were kidding.

No, but for real, like, suicide is, like, not great.

Suicide's for fucking fags.

Sure, you do need some fun. It's for faggots.

Oh. You hear me?

It's for fags. I like life.

Come meet my friends.

You're gonna hate them.

Okay.

Oh, he sucked my dick today.

Hi.

This is Sebastian.

He saved my life. I was drowning and he saved me.

This is Pao and Maka. They own this place. They bought it for like nothing.

It wasn't nothing. You said at lunch it was nothing.

You did use those words. Kids have to know how to trick those locals.

They still don't know what they got. Kids usually have to make the right

decision. I mean, I could never be close to afford anything like this.

Hey, do you need money, by the way?

Because I cannot afford these hotels?

Yeah, see, I mean, like, I could pay you to, like, work on this group with me.

I'll, like, Venmo you right now.

Are you for real? Yeah. I mean, trade by your project. What is the name?

You are me. Right, yeah. I could Venmo you, like, tomorrow, whatever.

Really? Yeah, see. How much? I don't know. 7,000.

Yeah, I mean, like... Martin!

Where have you been?

Come on, we have to go. You have to meet Mufasa.

He's so fluid.

Who is Mufasa?

Is this Coke or K?

Coke. What are we, 12?

Is this K?

You want some?

Yeah,

I'm sorry.

Maybe that was too much. Yeah, maybe it's too much.

I think I'm going to sit by the ocean. Bye forever.

When it comes to the aliens, there are some things I just can't tell you on

air.

I got a shot.

Dude, are you fucking kidding? What?

No, we're not.

Like, are you fucking kidding me? What?

You just posted me on Instagram doing camming? Yeah. What's your problem?

That's what I do. Like, delete that shit right now. No, it's what I post. It's my

Instagram. You're gonna get followers from it. Dude, delete it. No.

No. Dude, what the fuck? No. No.

No, seriously.

What are you doing?

Come on, delete that shit. Get out.

Fuck you, man.

No, Jordan, fuck you, man. I'll delete it. I was flirting with you.

Like, come on, it's fucking social media. I thought you were above it.

You care that much?

Dude, I don't even know you. Like, seriously.

Don't be mean.

Come on.

You knew me. We've met, you forgetful old bitch.

And you tried to save me. And I made you laugh.

I did. Dude, you're not funny.

All you do is, like, uninspire impersonations of, like, honestly

whatever. Like, hi, I'm the ocean. The waves are so wavy and the fish are

tickly. The fish are so tickly. I'm not funny. That's funny.

I'm not being funny.

Like, seriously, you do impersonations because you are nobody.

Like, you're impersonating things and people because you are nobody.

Okay. Wow.

Yeah, who are you, man?

I'm sorry, but, like... No, it's really deep. It's profound, really. Can I

actually get you on camera saying that? Because, like, I feel like scholars

will, like, look at this video. Wait, Sebastian, come on. Why are you so

afraid of what people will think?

You do K.

So what? You suck cock.

So what?

This man loves to suck cock.

Oh, my God. Leave him alone, dude.

Why are you so ashamed?

Like, for real.

I feel like you're actually curating your image way more than I am. Leave me

alone, dude. I should fucking drown.

Oh, my God.

Like, this fucking drama queen, I want to kill myself suicide bullshit. Like,

honestly, Sebastian, it's like you think you're edgy. You're not edgy. Why am I

even arguing with you? Like, look at you.

You're literally a clown.

What's going on?

Sebastian.

You can't hurt me.

Because I'm happy.

I'm a happy clown.

You could be happy too.

Work on my project with me.

Hey! Hey!

Laugh!

Laugh! Why don't you like me?

Hello, young Sebas.

Chima missed you a lot.

We cried together thinking about you.

He ate much less.

I bought a lot of flowers in Jamaica.

They're cheaper there.

Thank you.

Hey. Why do you hate me?

Don't fucking hate me. I deleted the post. Who are they doing? What's up?

I've been thinking about the project, and I talked to my agents. Like, it's

happening. Everyone wants you. It's got to be you, you know?

Oh.

Hey.

What's up? I'm straight, but hey, how you doing?

Nice to meet you. Hi, Matthew.

Save some dick for me. I'll call you later.

What's this gig?

Of course we need a female director for this project, which is our bad, you

know, truly. A hundred percent I understand that a series about like a

virus that only kills men would be...

Would have to be directed by a female director.

Of course it should.

Right.

Absolutely right.

Right.

You know, we'd love to hear some of those other genius ideas you got kicking

around in there.

What you got for us?

I've been thinking about this idea of like an alien invasion, like limited

series, but with like a twin pigs kind of atmosphere.

And yeah, like the female aliens come and raise men to impregnate them.

So in terms of aliens, I just, I feel like aliens, it's just a little outside

of our creative daily week in terms of our department, you know, Maggie and I.

So what else you got for us?

Yeah, I've been developing also something with Jordan Firstman.

Wait, what?

You don't know? Wait, wait, wait.

Who's that guy? The one who's on the phone, he's a banana cake guy.

Wow,

I'm so glad he's here.

He's like, hey girl, are you sitting down? You want to be Time Magazine's

person of the fucking year?

I know who you're talking about. Tell me what you got planning on that. That

could be really interesting for us.

Yeah.

Yeah, so it's uh, it's like about it's like based on his real life and it's

like um perv your enthusiasm but more with more positive and um that uh

wait Hello, it's breaking up a little hold on one second

Hello,

can you hear me?

Hello?

Hey Jordan, what's up, man? Um Say I've been thinking and like I'll be down to

help you with the project If you're still down, I I talked to HBO and they

they were really into you. Um So I don't know if you could like maybe Pay me soon

or like Venmo me half like today.

I don't know so I can start reading

Hey. Are you poor?

What do you care? Just send me the fucking project, dude.

No, wait.

I feel like I should just come and stay at your place and we can just, like,

knock this out. Don't beat me.

Yeah, man, that sounds great. I mean, not here. This is a studio, and, like, I

have one bed. Just, I don't think... No, it's... I think we should just stay. I

think it's just... It's best if we work in your art space.

It's just gonna be better for creativity. No, yeah, but my brother

might be coming, so... Oh, okay.

Okay.

when i tell my followers to jump they don't say how high they say how come and

that's what the show is asking and through gentle irony and realness will

ultimately convey to our young audience that ultimately you don't become what

you want you become what you believe you are me a much needed notion

I just got back from doing an ayahuasca ceremony. Say por favor.

Muchas gracias.

I'm getting a shoe shine right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's so affordable. It's like New York and L.A. had a baby.

Tú eres muy bueno con esta. Chima!

Chima! Cerda.

Tento orbital vale 392 pesos. Voy a comprar dos.

Nos vamos a Cicatela. Nos morimos en esa playa infesta. Te lo ruego.

Shima! Beto!

Vero? Come on. Do you know where Beto is? I have to go down to the house.

He went to the Home Depot.

Young man.

Yes?

I'm leaving a little earlier today because it's my niece's birthday.

It's her 15th.

I even have a dress and everything. No problem. It's her birthday.

Joven Sebas.

¿Qué pasa?

Si es que también, si es que usted habló con el joven Mateo, que yo sí le echo

ganas a la chamba.

Si es que necesito el trabajo.

Ahorita estoy ayudando al tratamiento de mi tío.

That he has a probe.

Well, it costs a lot.

But obviously, I think I already told you.

Don't worry.

Nothing, that's it.

Already?

No!

No! No!

No!

He likes to relax, it's medicine.

He prescribes it to the doctors, it's all good.

And what do you do to him?

Nothing, he's like dead.

Why do you like that?

I like to relax.

Hey, can you help me lower the sofa?

A friend is coming to stay tomorrow.

Sure, no problem.

Go on.

It's big.

Hey, what's up, man? Where are you? Yeah, I'm in the rooftop.

We have a rooftop at our place?

Yeah, I'll show you.

That is Casa de las Brujas.

Mítica. That's Plaza Rio de Janeiro.

Cruising begins at 2 a.m.

On the weekends, there's my neighbors.

Tons of privacy, as you can see.

There's a small patio here.

Okay.

Wait,

Sebastian, did you get a chance to read the document?

Yeah, I read it, man. It's bad.

Shut the fuck up.

You don't become what you want. You become what you believe. Like, what is

that bullshit?

Not that I don't like it, but why are you trying to become the new Oprah or

what?

I'm moving your fucking sofa.

Let me call you in a second, okay? Okay,

bye.

I think Oprah's really cool.

What if I am Oprah?

Good afternoon, young Mateo.

Mrs. Avero?

Mrs. Avero?

Well,

Beto... Can you open the door, please?

I'm not here.

I left at 15.

But... Yes, young Sebas talked to young Mateo.

And he said they wouldn't come today.

Yes, that he had a meeting or something.

Well, what's going on?

What do you mean, what's going on?

Weren't you going to wait downstairs? Yes.

Are you coming with us or what?

I'm coming.

Hi, aunt.

Hi,

aunt.

Hey!

Quiero platicar una cosa contigo.

Ahí vengo.

¿Qué pasó?

¿Todo bien?

Sí, todo bien.

¿Qué pasa, Vero?

Nada, sí, es que ocurrió un suceso. Sí, entonces...

Nada, pues quería preguntarte si todavía trabajas en el taller con Sandoval.

Okay, okay

He's coming to grab you!

You have to ask David for a taxi.

For what?

There was an accident.

We have

to call the police.

It was an accident.

Who the hell is going to believe you?

Imagine I'm the police.

Tell me, what happened here?

What?

Listen, I'm the police.

What happened here?

A young man asked me to help him get off a sofa.

The young man got close to the bar and fell.

What?

Yes, he was shaking the sofa, he lost his balance, so he pushed a little and

the young man... You pushed him?

And when he pushed him, he called his boss. What did he say?

That he left.

I was very upset and I didn't know what to say.

She lied!

Mom! What?

And what did she do while this girl was bleeding?

I went to the party.

I know it's wrong.

I know I should have called, called you.

Wait for me.

Fucking fatso! You didn't call the police anymore! Okay.

Listen to me.

Yes.

We have to get him out of here.

You said you were leaving. I'm going to the taxi. No!

There's an event.

When will you finish your fucking restaurant here?

What's up? Can I offer you something? Good

evening.

Miss.

Yes?

The party is beautiful. Thank you. I only have an invitation.

Sorry. Until it was hard.

Who knows?

All night, I think, yes.

Mateo.

I can't go now.

Go. I'm going to stay here. Go, go, go.

I'll talk to you later.

Chema! Chema!

Chema!

No, no, no.

Sorry.

I'm looking for my friend, Sebastian.

Sebastian Silva.

No, I don't know.

Wait, wait, wait. Miss, do you know this is a picture?

I don't understand.

I don't know what you're talking about. Just look.

It's... I don't know.

Okay, Jordan. Hi.

hi we we know each other we met on on facetime and that was his bestie ah okay

hi hi yeah hi thank god such a big fan yeah thank you where the is this i'm

like kind of going crazy i've been calling him for a day i flew here from

cicatela like oh wow i'm supposed to be staying here we're working on something

together so yeah this is my building if you want you can come in just make

yourself a home i feel weird like i'm like supposed to be working with him

yeah we'll find him just just Do you need some help with this shit or

something? Yeah, thank you.

Vero, oye, te traes por favor la casa y las llaves, que este gringo parece que

se va a quedar aquí con Sebastián. Se va a quedar.

Give me a second, will you?

Beto!

Hey, Beto!

Para! Para, para, para, para!

¿Por qué estás haciendo esto? Están los azulejos acá afuera.

What happens is that Mrs. Avero said that you gave the order not to work.

When did I say not to do anything? I didn't say that, Beto. What happens is

that young Sebas asked me, he told me that you had given him permission to

finish, to stop.

What son of a bitch is more lying?

And you are listening to Sebastián. Does Sebastián pay you the salary? No. Who

pays you the salary? Who do you listen to?

You. Well, then, take care of yourself, bastard.

Yes, sir.

Can you please give me Sebastián's apartment? We have to go in with him.

Sure.

I didn't say anything, Beto. I didn't say anything.

Sorry. Yeah, no, sorry about that. They just don't know what we're doing.

So Seb lives here alone?

Um, yeah.

Well, we're doing all the other apartments. Eventually, yeah, like I

said, we went to a hotel.

This is it.

Seb?

Wow.

Cool. I got it.

I like it.

Oh my god, such a slut.

You let him paint like all over the walls?

Yeah, it's his studio.

Okay.

I like.

So where's the couch?

What couch?

Last time I talked to said he was bringing down taking the couch from

upstairs With her yeah Yeah, bringing down the couch. You know the key. I saw

her on the sofa when the first time I saw you

see

So they didn't bring down the sofa in the end, but it's upstairs in the

bodega.

Do you want us to bring it down, or do you guys sleep together sharing a bed?

Do we?

Do we?

No? No, let's go get the couch.

I think I have keys for it.

Chima?

Chima?

Okay.

Okay, Chima.

I don't know why.

Chinoa!

Shit,

Veronica! Copy of keys!

Copy of keys!

Jordan,

my wife's downstairs. I have to go.

Do you want keys to the apartment?

Yeah, I think so. I'm going to go see my friend Martine and wait for Sebastian.

Do you know a good place for brunch around here?

Maybe try Lalo's.

Yeah, Americans love Lalo's.

Maybe something more local?

Hola.

Hi. I forgot my sunglasses.

You okay?

¿Está bien?

Sí.

What did you say?

That Chema ran a lot.

Okay. Tell me where Sebastian is. I know you know where he is.

Well,

I don't know the young man came out.

But downstairs, I showed you a picture of him and you pretended that you didn't

know him.

I saw you.

I missed that.

I don't know what you're talking about. I never noticed. I didn't see.

Okay. All right.

Then I guess I'm just going to have to look for him.

I don't know.

I don't know where he could be.

Is he in here?

Sebastian? No.

Okay.

Sebastian!

Sebastian?

Is he here?

I don't know.

What about here?

Sebastian?

Okay, no.

It's a joke.

Hey, senora, senora.

Okay.

Just tell Sebastian.

that I am his worst nightmare and that nobody ghosts Jordan Burstman.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't

understand. I understand nothing.

I do understand nothing.

Gracias!

and we like fell in love and had this amazing weekend like checked all the

boxes intellectually simulating all of it and he's like come stay at my place

in mexico and so i get here to mexico city and he's like not here like not

answering my calls not answering my texts like full ghost um so i'm tagging

him here and i want y'all to like blow his up like i want y'all to cyber bully

that um and sebastian if you're watching come the home like three blocks away and

your dog hasn't been fed animal abuser love you like it is weird right his bed

was unmade when i got here and then like The lady who's helping with the building

is like being sketchy. I feel like they're like partners in crime.

I don't know. Last time I talked to him was yesterday and he was like, I'll call

you back in five minutes, dude.

And then he never called me back. And now it's like, I see that he hasn't read

the messages.

So what's happening?

I'm sorry, babe.

Latinos are fucking sketchy.

When are these spaggets getting here?

You know, I did Venmo him half the money.

You Venmoed him?

Yeah.

Let's just go over there.

And if he's home, we'll surprise him. And if he's not, we'll throw him a

welcome party.

I'll text the facts.

Does he hate me?

It's giving off.

Guys,

shh.

Guys, seriously, shut the fuck up. Shut.

He might be home.

Sebastian?

Oh, hi, Chima.

um he's the only one that lives here yeah i mean i think so i mean there's

this like here that like maybe she lives in like one of these like rooms like in

roma that like the maids do live in rooms like that so i don't know she

could be

I really feel like when I was born, the first color I saw was red.

And then that became the palette of truth.

Oh, fuck yeah. You guys should do that on Jordan.

No. Yeah, have you ever? I can't.

Let me get some poppers.

Is this your phone? No.

Is this your phone?

No.

Martin.

Martin. Babe.

What? I just found his phone.

Like, he's not here and his phone is here. What the fuck?

Oh my god, weird.

Guys, out. I'm sorry.

No, it's not the right time.

No, we gotta go. We gotta go.

No,

fuck. No, no, fuck. Get out. Stop.

No, guys, we gotta go now.

I'm sorry.

Just get your shit.

We're going.

Hey, guys.

So, I know my last post was a little...

later um but if anyone knows where sebastian silva is i just found his

phone and his wallet so please like boost this post like get this to as many

people as you can like we gotta find him like period

Maybe you all don't know.

Maybe you all haven't experienced what the fuck a freaky motherfucker is.

Well, I'm here to let you know if you've ever been with a freaky motherfucker

before.

And if the motherfucker you're with tonight ain't freaky, kick his

motherfucking ass out the door.

Sir?

Sebastian is here now?

I don't know. I just came...

I found Sebastian's phone and his wallet.

That's weird.

What's going on? Where is he?

Matthew

didn't

tell me what you were going to sleep here with the young man. I didn't know.

Hey, babe.

Do you mind helping me for a second? I'm late.

Can you ask her where Mateo is and tell her I need to talk to him right now?

He's with Senora Renata below

and they're to come. Why are you so fucking confusing?

Okay, are you going?

so i'm very hungover right now and i woke up to like 10 000 messages so to

answer your question no i have not found sebastian yet um but there's this like

weird ass lady who works in the building that's like her behavior is truly odd

are you the guy from tiktok um my friend loves you you're his favorite okay

uh but like if anyone knows where my husband is thank you

to meet you sorry just like jam me if you know where he is

hey

you're back where's the wife

I mean, look at this.

It's days of notifications.

Like, what the fuck is going on?

Yeah, that's pretty weird.

So I'm very hungover right now.

I think this motherfucker could be anywhere.

Without his phone and his wallet? I mean, like, what the fuck? I mean, not

everybody's on their phone as much as a famous influencer. I didn't come here

for this. Like, I was supposed to come here, and we were supposed to work on my

project, and fuck, and now I'm thinking in my head, like, him and Senor Averro

are, like, colluding to ghost me together, but then the phone and the

wallet are here, so I'm like, it's not that.

Listen, listen, I'm just gonna ask Senor Averro to come in here, clean this

fucking mess up, okay?

And then this looks fun. I'd love to come and watch.

Dude invite me your friend is missing dude. I know but he's he's fine.

He's out there partying. Just trust me It's gonna be okay.

Don't worry about it. I'll see you soon

Renata, can you come here for a second? Hi. Nice to meet you.

Congratulations. I'm worried about Sebastián. I don't know where he is.

Sebastián?

Here? Well, his wallet and his phone are up there. He's the gringo. He hasn't

answered his messages in days.

And he was joking about this thing, a dog poison called pentobarbital.

I don't know if he took it. A dog poison? Well, listen to the messages.

Mateo, why are you making suicide deals on hot beaches? Get rid of it!

Well, it's useless to delete it. The gringo has it up there on Sebastian's

phone. Don't f**k with me, Mateo. Well, do you think he killed himself? Should I

call the family?

No.

What do I do then?

Oh, man, I don't know, man, but don't mess with me.

You're f**ked up.

Claudia!

Hey, Klaus?

Cerda, Pinto Barbital, it's $392. I'm going to buy two.

We're going to Cicatela. We're going to die on that beach.

¿Qué me ves, Verónica?

¿Por qué no, por favor, me traes la silla que te iba pidiendo Díaz? Sí, sí,

cerrito.

Guarcazada.

Sí, solo mereces morir.

Entonces... Pento barbital.

¿Y qué hago yo con eso? Se apunta.

A ver, aquí.

Pento qué? Barbital.

Pento barbital.

¿Qué es esa chingadera?

Chima! Chima!

Hey! What are you looking at?

Señora Vero.

So, is that the couch?

that you were bringing down with Sebastian the last time I saw him?

Apparently young Sebas was very sad, so young Matthew thinks maybe he took a

poison or something.

Okay, you mean ketamine, not poison.

All gay men take ketamine. I take ketamine. Mateo takes ketamine. We all

take ketamine. But poison is very different. So is it ketamine or poison?

I told you it's a barbitol dog poison. I can't keep talking to you. I have to

work if I may.

Gina!

Dear diary,

only one thing

matters, learning to be a loser.

Anyone who hasn't died young deserves to die.

You are nothing. It's called You Are Me.

This is basic bitch content.

You belong to the 0.01%. Obviously, you only have white LA empty France.

The trouble with being born. The trouble with being born.

Oh, wow.

Fun beatry.

We dread the future when we're not sure we can kill ourselves when we want to.

The more you live, the less useful it seems to have lived.

This fucking drama queen, I want to kill myself,

suicide bullshit. Like, I know you think it's edgy, but it's not.

So that's for fucking bags Hi

guys, this is not for my followers is for Sebastian

fucking Did you do it?

Did you fucking do it Sebastian?

Like don't Don't do it. Don't do it. You love life I like life. So

just like come back now Chima is here just like

Come back.

You do impersonations because you have nothing. Who are you? Like, you're

impersonating things and people because you are nobody.

Yeah, who are you, man?

Hey, guys.

Fuck you.

I am not real. Nothing I've ever done on here is real. You enabled me.

I hate all of you. Fucking hate myself.

So... Hey Jordan, this is Juan.

I'm Sebastian's brother.

Look, I'm a little worried about the stories you're posting on Instagram.

Can you give me a call and explain me what's going on, please?

Hi, um... What's going on, dude? Like, last time I saw my brother, he was in

one of your videos doing ketamine and now all these weird chats.

Where is he? Why is he not picking up?

Yeah, um, I don't know. His phone isn't...

With him, his phone is here and he's gone and Chima's still here and like I

don't really know what the fuck is going on. So I think you should just come

here. I think it might be kind of bad. So yeah, I'll pay for your flight from

Chile.

Yeah,

please. Please take this seriously. Just like next flight. Thank you.

Chima.

Chima.

Thank you, Beto.

Mateo! Mateo!

What's up?

So... I found Sebastian's journals and I read them and there's some

really fucking weird shit in there. And then, like, his brother contacted me.

He's coming as soon as possible.

Why is his brother...

I think you're tripping about this, dude. Like, what could have happened to

him?

No,

dude, I'm not, like, tripping.

I'm like, don't tell her I told you this, but, like, Beryl was talking about

something about dog poison, and I was like, are you talking about ketamine?

She was like, no, dog poison.

And I looked it up. It's called, like, pento-barbitol. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know

what you're talking about, but he was always joking around with that pento

thing. He's clearly fine.

Honestly, I think you're just making a big deal out of this. Mateo, just shut

up. You don't get it. Okay, just, we need the couch.

for his brother to stay on, so thank you.

Beto!

Yo,

dude, I think we should call the police now.

The police?

Yeah. Don't you think it's a little soon?

No, I don't think it... Hey, hey, hey, yo!

Yo, your amigo is missing. He might be fucking dead.

So call the fucking police, bitch.

I'm serious.

Jordan! Oh, my God.

Babe, what are you doing here?

What the fuck's going on?

What, you don't pick up your phone anymore? It's, like, really not the vibe

right now. I love you, but, like, it's not.

What is this new dark personality?

It's unwatchable.

I'm like... I can't even explain to you.

What's happening right now? You need a break. Right? Social media. Please

listen to your friend. I've been trying to tell you you're yelling at me about

the police. You just need a break. Why don't you just go to a spa? I need a

facial, but it has to happen now.

Hi. Hola.

¿Qué haces?

¿Dónde?

Ya me dijo el gringo que estás de chismosa contándole las conversaciones

que estoy teniendo con mi esposa en privado.

Yo no dije nada. Haz lo tuyo mejor. Eso.

Metiche.

I've gained, like, 25,000 followers since Sebastian went missing.

These people are fucking sick.

Like, they're posting it and resharing it, and, like, it's a meme.

Take the money and run, girl. Like, life's too long.

Oh, my God. This is so fucked.

The story's creepy in a chic way.

Oh, my God.

My gal just keeps on texting me, like, ¿Dónde está?

¿Dónde está? And I'm like, I'm in a fucking morgue, bitch. I don't even

know.

Fucked up.

I know.

Oh, my God.

Did I show you my baby?

I'm borrowing this baby for free from my Mexican friend, Xochitl, and her sexy

French husband.

Doesn't she look like me?

She loves water, and she's so trusting.

No me hagas esto.

Lalo, pendejo.

Contesta esa hora o nunca, güey.

¿A qué me haces esto?

Contesta.

Yeah, exactly.

Underwater

Jordan.

Hey.

How are you? Good.

Are you okay?

You know, I was thinking you should bring back those stories you do with

people telling you their secrets and you're like shit-faced on Instagram.

Hey. Sorry.

How do you know Martin?

We met like two weeks ago at a party. Oh, cool.

Are you doing anything after this?

I don't think so.

Okay.

Target's over there.

It's muy tarde.

Si es que tengo mucho trabajo por lo de la construcción. I need help.

Venga, venga.

¿Bueno?

Okay, Sebastian's brother is coming.

So I was wondering if you had extra sheets to put on the sofa.

Tell Jim. Jim, come here.

Help her.

No.

No, no, no. It's okay.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, no, no.

No, no, no. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you... Sit, sit, sit, sit.

Come on. I'm gonna... Just wait. You look horrible.

Here.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Is Mateo exploiting you?

Do you need help?

Okay, maybe I call you an Uber to casa?

Taxi?

No,

no, you're too sick. Too long.

Your address?

Write it.

If you write it on the phone, then we can... I'll call you an Uber.

okay okay okay it's okay it's okay it's okay oh

it's okay thank

you thank you thank

you

Hey, Jordan?

Juan? Yes.

Oh my god.

He's... That's crazy. This is for... It's for Jordan?

I've never had that happen.

Whoa. Wow. Hey.

You look like him.

Are you okay? You know.

uh it is what it is this is uh senora vero senor vero is um a warrior

okay sleep okay get some rest see you uh come in

how are you how's the flight thanks you look just like him really you feeling

okay yeah i'm a little tired because you know the journals were like concerning

i have to say like where are they

What's going on?

No. What the fuck?

Huh? Are you fucking... Okay, and the phone is gone too.

What? Well, the journals and the phone are now gone. So I'm like... The phone

is gone?

Yeah. I'm like actually mad now. Because it's like, what the fuck?

Dude, maybe if he took his phone, maybe he's around.

So that's good news. Did he like come back and take them again just to fuck

with me?

Because it's like... What does it mean?

Juan, like I don't even know why I'm here anymore. Like, I feel like... he

doesn't even care about me he doesn't like my show did he tell you about my

show um no i haven't spoke with him it's called you are me and he like wrote all

this in his journals like you are nothing just like so pedantic and i'm

like does this guy even know anything but i don't know maybe he's a dumb ass

honestly you seem smarter dude these days have been nuts

And the police are coming tomorrow.

Huh?

Yeah, I mean, now that you're here, it all feels kind of silly, but... I mean,

do your parents know?

No, they don't, but... I mean, there's no need.

This is not the first time this shit happens. You're right. I mean, there's

probably no need to worry. Don't stress.

Yeah. Sorry if I worried you.

Yeah, it's fine. No, it's fine.

Are you hungry?

There's kind of nothing here.

It seems like Sebastian's diet consists of poppers and ketamine, so... I'll do

ketamine. Really?

You do K? I mean, Seth loves that shit and it would be a good way to summon

him. Okay. Doing his favorite ritual, you know?

You know about that?

Ketanidra? He never show you?

No. No, I don't know. Maybe you can show it to me.

Sure, yeah.

Fuck I'm sorry. I thought you were Sebastian for a second.

I'm so sorry I'm really I'm so sorry. I'm like I

I've just like all fucked up right now and like it's fucked up.

Okay. I'm really embarrassed. I'm sorry

I'm gonna go to sleep, man. I'm sorry. I'm tired. I'm sorry.

Okay. Fuck.

Goodnight.

And then I found his journal and his phone, and the journal was, like, very

suicide-y. So I got scared, and I contacted his brother, Juan, who came,

and then the phone and the journal were missing. So I was like, maybe, maybe

he's back.

So it's maybe a good thing.

But either way...

That's what you were saying, no? The journal and the phone was there, but

it's missing since yesterday? Yeah, the phone and the journal are...

are gone now. They were there yesterday, and then when Juan came, they were... He

had the stuff.

He took it. I don't know. You have the phone in the journal?

I thought his brother should have it.

Okay, but when did you get them?

Yesterday.

Officials. Hey, you need an arrest warrant, right? Let's see, Jorge.

Let's talk calmly, okay?

I'm calm, right?

That's it.

You just don't have an arrest warrant.

No more drugs.

Juan... Encontraron una... una caja de pentobarbital vacía en el bote de

la...

Mateo, what's going on? Just give me a second.

Mateo.

Mateo, what's going on?

You need to let me deal with this.

Mateo, please translate.

Translate. Listen to me.

They found the fucking poison. Let me deal with this. Just go.

I

just

want

to say, like, we don't know anything yet, and whatever...

Your brother is special to me, so I just... I'm here if

you need anything.

They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Like, Mateo's a fuckhead, so just, like, don't freak out. It's... We're gonna

find him.

I don't even lie about what's going on.

Do you have the keys to the... Do you have the keys to the building?

Keys? The keys to the house.

All of them?

Yes, sir.

Get out, Veronica. You're fired.

Get out.

A ver, joven, dígame cómo nos vamos a arreglar.

Mire, aquí también vamos a tener que pedirle los permisos de construcción.

Este edificio se ve muy inseguro. Y así ocurren los accidentes, joven.

¿Qué accidentes? Aquí ni siquiera hay una obra.

O sea, ustedes están aquí porque se les reportó que hay una persona que no

podemos saber dónde está.

¿Qué tiene esto que ver con drogas?

Las drogas son de la persona que retaba el deporte.

Hola. So, you saw Mateo take the journals on the phone?

We were getting off the couch, it was very heavy, and young Sebas was talking

on the phone.

And I distracted him a little, and then he lost balance and fell.

He fell badly.

And there he was, with his head broken, even his teeth came out.

And I wanted to call an ambulance, but the fucking ambulance was of no use,

because the young man was already dead.

And I was scared.

So I didn't call the police.

And maybe the police who did it to me, if they didn't believe me, they didn't

believe me at all.

And now the young man is up on the roof, he's rotting.

And the other thing I did, I know it wasn't good, was to put the barbital

penta, the barbital penta box in the trash can in the bathroom.

And here I have it.

All I want is for all this to be resolved, for the peace of the family.

And nothing.

The Bloody Boys notebook because young Sebas is dead and it was very silly my

fault but if I did know it was an accident because we were taking the

couch and nothing and I thought a lot then I started talking to someone.

I didn't know and I distracted him and I told him how you thought I cared that

it's too heavy then I put him a little bit and Yunko fell off but he fell ugly

broke the fucking head already it's gone out some teeth gone and then I said good

I'm. The roof is rotting if even Chima because if you were with her and Chima

because I talked to the body it didn't help me right now I didn't believe I

didn't believe I didn't believe I did a corpse right now I was rotting.

never never never meaning no whenever