Original subtitles

Hmm?

Sua Hao.

Inspector Winai.

Ah...

Hey, Le.

When I say break, hit the brakes.

Break!

Oh, shit.

A sign!

You're mine now, Sua Hao.

Dad.

Oh, great. He's sleepwalking again.

Who's there?

What now? What now?

You won't get away this time, Sua Hao.

I'm your daughter.

What's this?

Oh, right, he's running.

Oh, he must have hit something.

Oh!

Hmm?

Oh, no, arthritis.

And now he's dead.

OVERACTING

Here, Dad, eat up.

Dad, how many times do I have to tell you to sleep in your bedroom?

Whenever you sleep on the couch, you end up hurting yourself.

It happens wherever I sleep.

No, it doesn't.

And these Bollywood movies...

They always get you so worked up.

Huh?

Oh.

All right.

Take your meds, then eat up.

Open your mouth.

Uh, there's no need.

I'm perfectly fine.

Don't you have somewhere to be?

Wasn't there a casting or something today?

You should go, or you're gonna miss it.

Don't change the subject.

Come on. Take your meds, then you can eat.

Here for your heart.

Look at that.

Take your meds.

What was that?

I'm just chewing it.

Ah.

This one's for blood pressure.

You hear something?

This next one's for cholesterol.

That's the last one.

There. All over.

Yeah, they're all over Mom's face.

You do the same thing every day.

Come on, take them.

Okay.

Mom's gonna worry if you keep acting like this.

Ranee, oh, Ranee.

Why did you have to leave me so soon?

Do you remember the day we first met?

It feels like it was just yesterday.

I remember everything.

The day of the graduation parade

for the Elite International Police Program.

When did you get changed?

When you were lost in your memories.

You do that all the time, Dad.

Don't you get bored?

Whatever.

All right. Well, I should get to this casting.

And I'm meeting up with Xing.

See you later, Dad.

Mmm.

Don't leave me hanging.

- Bye, Dad. - Mmm.

CRIME PREVENTION PRANG SAM YOT POLICE STATION

Here we go.

Whoops, dropped it.

Hey, Toy.

Too slow.

- Why are you avoiding me? - Ah...

Whenever you check this box, you run away.

Why?

Are you afraid of seeing me?

Mmm.

Uh, something like that, babe.

"Babe"? We broke up ages ago.

Hey, when am I gonna meet your new girlfriend?

You should bring her around.

It's not like I'm mad at you.

Oh, that's good to hear.

I better get going. I don't wanna see your dad.

Hold up. Wait, wait, wait.

What do you mean? Why don't you wanna see my dad?

Oh, come on.

Your dad was a legend on the force.

Oh.

And I'm just a lowly traffic cop who broke up with his daughter.

He'll kill me.

There's no need to be worried.

I never told him that we were dating.

Oh.

If he knew, he'd kill me as well.

Okay. See ya.

- Hey, Toy. - Oh, shit!

Oh, you haven't left yet.

Uh...

Hey.

Can I ask you something, Toy?

As a traffic cop, doesn't the noise drive you crazy?

Beep, beep, beep all day?

Why don't you apply to the Investigation Unit?

I have, sir, but I was rejected.

You have to show them what you're worth.

Make it happen.

Listen to me.

To be a good cop, you have to have heart.

Fight for it.

Catch some bad guys.

Do you want to know what lies at the heart of being a good cop?

- The heart of it is-- - I'm gonna be late.

I'm going now, Dad.

- Bye. - Sure, sure.

- Anyway... - Sir.

- Part of it is-- - I hear what you're saying.

And right now, I'm, like, "Yeah, the heart of a cop."

It's very inspiring.

But those kids over there are about to cross the street.

I'd better go help them.

- Listen... - They look like kindergartners.

Very small. I should hurry.

Oh.

One day, you'll learn that what lies at the heart of--

You're invited to the 38th King Narai the Great Festival.

Come along and bring your family.

WOMEN'S HERBAL TONIC COMMERCIAL

The leading lady will enter from over there.

You're playing the thugs, okay?

When she walks in, you start harassing her.

Okay. Got it.

Then the hero shows up to save her.

When they come in, you go beat them up, all right?

Yes, ma'am.

These two are auditioning for the thugs?

You kidding me?

All right, team.

Let's find that mobile gambling den.

Oh, and...

We're gonna need one more.

Sergeant Man has hemorrhoid surgery.

Do we have any volunteers?

Well, Tong?

Aren't you gonna volunteer?

- Me? - Yeah, you.

Uh, sir.

You're my pick. Ha!

Help out the Investigation Unit today.

Okay.

Three, two, one. Action!

Well, well...

Do you know how long I've wanted you?

Oh...

Now you're all mine.

That's enough!

BEAR ON A ROCKET WOMEN'S TONIC

Bear on a rocket women's tonic.

Nourishes the blood, boosts energy.

Empowering Thai women.

Uh?

Hmm.

Oh, shit.

Uh, sorry about that.

What the hell?

Mmm.

Did I get the part?

Sir, I should be out there catching criminals.

All that I do is direct traffic and help kids cross the street.

I'm bored to death.

I'm more capable than Tong.

Why don't you ever use me?

Listen, Tong has connections.

He's a nepo baby.

Don't you get sick of it?

The... The...

The cycle of endless nepotism.

Sick of it?

I'm a nepo baby myself.

Why would I be sick of it?

We've been going to auditions all year.

And we haven't booked a single job.

Yeah.

It was easier when we were kids.

It's not as much fun now we're adults.

Well, I mean, we didn't look like this as kids.

Hey.

Do you remember that time that we had to face that giant spider?

A giant spider!

Hey!

Let's use our super move.

Water Wonder!

Earth Wonder!

Wind Wonder!

Fire Wonder!

Let the four elements transform into...

The Wonder Chakra!

Yeah!

Yes!

As kids, we were rising stars.

And now, we're completely washed-up.

We've been forgotten.

Take a look at the shop owner.

- She's obsessed with celebrities. - I've got to get a selfie with you.

Every day, she'll ask someone if she can take their photo

so she can put it on her wall.

HENG CHUN LAO

But she's never once asked us.

Come on.

I mean, we can't give up yet.

I've got a good feeling about today's audition.

We're gonna get a call.

Trust me, will you?

Right.

I trusted you.

I even signed with your agency, didn't I? How'd that turn out?

I was a fool to trust you.

Hey, if you don't trust me, who do you trust, Xing?

- We trust your dad, Nuch. - Yeah.

Seriously. And you should too.

That's right.

If you'd just listened to your dad and applied to the police,

your life would be so much easier.

You wouldn't be an extra eating in a random place like this.

Listen, bitch.

I wanna be an actor.

I don't wanna be a cop.

THE STARS ARE THE PRIDE OF A LEGENDARY COP, WINAI

LAUNCHING THE PROJECT: THE BIOGRAPHY OF "WINAI, THE DESTROYER"

SAD NEWS FOR THE POLICE FORCE:

THE BEST CRIME FIGHTER, INSPECTOR WINAI PAOPAIREE,

RETIRES FROM THE POLICE FORCE

WORANUCH MODELING

Listen, you should probably just lease this building.

We'll look for other work.

But I love it.

I think we can find a way to keep going.

- Come on. - What?

That's what you always say.

See you later.

Love you.

Thank you.

- Call me. Okay? - Mm-hmm.

Bye.

- I'm here for you. - Mm-hmm.

I'll call you. See you.

WENG INCOMING CALL

Doctor Weng, what's going on?

Hello, Nuch.

I'm calling because your father has collapsed.

Huh?

Dad has collapsed?

Yeah, thankfully Na found him and called an ambulance.

Winai?

Winai, are you all right?

What happened?

I'm on my way.

Please look after him.

But the most shocking part is...

- that your dad has disappeared. - Huh?

He's not in the ICU.

He's not in the morgue.

He's not in the ER.

Oh, crap.

Hold on. I'm getting another call.

What is it, Toy?

Um, I'm looking at your dad.

Huh? Where is he?

Here at the intersection.

And he's wearing a police uniform.

A police uniform?

Why would he do that? What is he doing?

How should I know?

Listen, Toy found my dad, but he's wearing a police uniform.

A police uniform?

That's not good.

What does that mean?

Well, apart from his existing heart condition,

your dad...

may also have a brain condition.

His memory is failing.

In his mind, he's still a member of the police.

Huh?

You need to get him back to the hospital.

But...

make sure he doesn't see any other police officers.

Why is that?

Hello, sir.

Mmm.

Where are you going?

To the station.

Well, I'm worried that if he speaks to other police officers,

he'll find out he's not a cop.

The realization could send him into shock and give him a heart attack.

It could kill him, Nuch.

Huh?

Uh...

Could you tell me how to get to the station?

I've forgotten where it is.

Uh, why do you want to go there?

What a weird question.

I'm a policeman.

I have to get to work.

He stole my necklace!

Help!

Huh?

What the...

Shit.

Hey, Toy, what's my dad doing?

He's chasing after a thief.

Huh?

FRESH SUGARCANE JUICE

Whoa!

Whoa.

Shit.

You're nothing but scum.

And I'm about to scrub you away.

You're gonna--

Shit!

Hey, are you all right, sir?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Just my damn luck.

I'm gonna get you.

Sir, sir, sir!

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you sure you're okay?

Oh, that was just a scratch.

We Thai cops are tough.

Come on.

We both need to get back to the station.

Uh, both of us?

Yeah.

Hey, Toy. How is my dad?

He's okay, but he's acting kind of weird.

He keeps saying that he wants to go to the police station.

You can't let him go to the station.

Don't let him see any other cops.

Huh?

- Who were you talking to? - Oh.

That was just the Lopburi Kindergarten.

Um, they're organizing a fundraiser for monkeys.

Oh.

Well, let's get to the station.

All right, but first, I need to finish my shift.

- When's your shift over? - Two in the morning.

Why is your shift so long?

Well, because I'm covering for a friend.

His wife's in labor.

Oh...

- Shit. - What?

Oh, never mind.

I'll just ask those two.

- Uh... - Mm.

Shit. What now?

THREE-POINT TRAFFIC SIGNAL

Oh...

What the hell?

- Sir. - Mmm.

Oh, great.

No.

Shouldn't you be at the station?

Why are you all out here today?

Hey, sir.

Enough with the saluting.

Hup, hup!

Damn it! Cut it out!

This is a traffic light, not some freaking disco.

What in the damn hell is wrong with you?

I'm sorry, sir.

Try that shit again, moron.

And I'll flying drop-kick your ass.

Don't you forget it.

Oh.

That place does great food.

Let's go get something to eat.

Oh.

Oh, come on, come on.

Oh, shit.

Hey, Winai.

Oh...

Oh, Lieutenant Pao.

Lieutenant?

Shit.

It's always the same thing with you, huh?

Skipping work to place bets on soccer.

Always shirking your responsibilities.

To be a cop, you have to have heart.

- Discipline. - Mm-mmm.

The will to serve and protect.

All you have is your connections.

Seriously, you're never gonna make inspector.

What the hell are you talking about?

And why are you in uniform?

Damn it, damn it, damn it.

Huh?

I'm a police officer.

Of course, I'm in uniform.

Police officer?

Yeah.

You've been retired for years.

You're not a cop anymore.

I'm out of here.

Dad!

Listen...

Ranee.

I don't want to go back.

I wanna stay here.

Right by your side forever.

But you can't yet.

Isn't there something that you're forgetting about?

What do you mean?

What I mean is...

Oh...

Uh...

Right here?

Um...

Are you sure, Ranee?

Hmm?

Oh.

What is it?

Oh...

What...

You and I have a score to settle.

Glad you're awake, Inspector Winai.

Are you feeling better? Hm?

Nuch?

You're a police officer?

Uh...

Of course, I am, Dad.

Don't tell me you forgot

that your only daughter is a police lieutenant.

No, you're not.

You run a modeling agency.

And you're an extra in movies.

Wait.

Don't tell me Weng was right about your condition.

- Weng. - Mm-hmm.

What did Doctor Weng say?

- Wait. Hang on. - Oh...

This condition...

Will hearing about it stress me out?

If so, then don't tell me.

It's pretty stressful, Dad.

Oh.

But Weng says it in a way that's easier to hear.

How does he say it?

He says it like this.

Your dad's suffering from

A rare condition

Globally, it only affects

One in a million

The major symptoms include confusion

Memory lapses and disorientation

Heroic amnesia

Is the name of this affliction

What the hell is that?

Sounds made-up.

This rare condition

Is a memory destroyer

Some people forget

If they have sons or daughters

With how much you forget

Well, it's really no wonder

How these kind of symptoms

Put your life in danger

Wait.

I've never heard of this condition. It can't be real.

Don't dismiss it just yet

I promise it's true

Just hear us out

And you'll believe it too

Want to see some examples?

Here, let me show you

The name of the soldier In this picture is Stop Jeeps

He started showing symptoms When he reached his sixties

A decorated hero of the military

The medals on his chest Would make you weep

You don't mean Steve Jobs, do you?

Mmm.

No. This is someone else.

This is Stop Jeeps.

This hill-tribe man

Is brave and strong

He's a hero to his country

Elon Hmong

He protected his people

And he righted wrongs

Now they sing his name

In their folk songs

I don't know him.

I mean, I've heard of Elon Musk.

This is someone else, Dad.

Not Elon Musk. Elon Hmong.

What the hell?

These famous people have the same condition as me.

So don't stress out

You can breathe aside

And face your condition

With a sense of pride

'Cause it only affects

Handsome people with style

Like the legendary cop

My dad, Winai

Hmm?

Hmm.

What the...

This is the police station?

There's no way.

What do you mean? This is where you work, Dad.

A POLICE STATION FOR THE PEOPLE

A fake police station?

Hmm.

With my dad in this state, we can't shatter his fantasy.

He needs to believe that he's still a cop.

And to fake him being a cop,

we're going to need a fake police station.

Listen, you're a real cop.

So I need your help.

You have to figure out how to make the station convincing.

Huh?

This was built by a film crew and abandoned.

Uh, I mean...

It's a little rundown.

We'll have to renovate it. Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

It's not rundown.

It's a shithole.

Hello, Mr. Yak.

Yak here is a set designer.

He can do anything from Hollywood movies to Likay stages.

He's got this.

You really think this will work?

Of course, it'll work.

But how will you afford all of this?

I'll lease out the modeling agency,

which will bring some money in.

Here.

- Hm, great. Thanks. - The car's 1,500 a day.

And are you certain that you want a real gun?

Mmm.

My dad will know if it's fake.

Just make sure that it's loaded with blanks.

Mmm. Got it.

We're gonna need fake cops as well, Nuch.

Where will you find them?

Ow.

Careful, okay?

You're hurting my boobs.

Well, why did you have to go and get them so damn gigantic?

I got them to find a husband.

Not so I could play a cop.

I can't believe we let Nuch talk us into this.

It looks like at least one of us is enjoying it.

Look at her.

Turn around from right to left.

And hut.

Was that okay?

Oh, boy.

Mmm?

Shit.

Hmm.

Oi!

Apologies, Inspector.

What in the hell?

This...

is my squad?

You work with them every day.

How could you forget?

That's Senior Sergeant Toy.

And next to him is Corporal Bo,

Lieutenant Xing, and Sergeant Khe.

Hmm...

It just seems kind of weird.

What sort of cop has boobs like that?

Seriously, are you a ladyboy?

Uh, well, we've been working undercover

on an operation that involves trans women,

which means we have to get into character so we don't blow our cover.

That's right.

We're under a lot of pressure, acting like something we're not.

We need to blow off some steam.

What do you say? Should we bang some hookers tonight?

Yeah.

Dial it back.

Forget the hookers.

Uh... That's your business.

Uh-huh.

ES HUNDRED-COUSINS COCKFIGHTING DEN

So the whole station is just these guys.

Everyone else is out on duty.

That's mine.

Who's the ranking officer?

No one.

You are, for now.

Hey.

- What? - Hm.

What? Nothing.

The previous commander left.

What about the new one?

They haven't arrived.

So for now, you're in charge.

What about Lieutenant Pao?

He transferred to another station, Dad.

Transferred?

But I saw him a few days ago.

Huh.

Calling all units.

Suspect linked to an underground cockfighting ring

is fleeing the scene.

Requesting backup.

Let's go!

Go where?

Huh? To catch the bad guy.

Come on! I said go!

Move!

Hey, wait up.

Why'd you leave your radio on?

I forgot.

Jeez.

Dispatch! Dispatch!

Suspect is male with a slight build fleeing on motorcycles.

Proceed with caution.

The suspect is believed to be Es Hundred-Cousins.

Es Hundred-Cousins?

Es Hundred-Cousins.

Who is that?

- Yeah, thank you. - Ow!

Hey.

Just give up, kid.

You're under arrest.

You goddamn cops.

You think you're tough?

Try to take me without your guns.

Why wouldn't we use our guns? We're the police, bitch!

Hey, too much sass.

Apologies, sir.

I'm still used to being undercover.

- Really. - Hey.

Stand down, you bastard!

Try anything, and we'll shoot.

How's that?

Mm-hmm.

I have the upper hand.

But I always fight fair.

Oh...

All right.

Fistfight...

or knife fight?

I don't like using knives.

I don't like fists either.

I prefer to use my cousins.

So that's why he's called Es Hundred-Cousins.

Are they even human or some kind of parasite?

So many people.

Hey.

Shit!

Hey!

Drop it!

Hey.

Hands up!

Damn.

Shit.

Amazing.

What the...

Come meet This lovely young lady

Such a beauty, just my type...

Oh.

In a fit of anger...

I know...

You're mine.

God damn it!

This is bad.

His mind is so far gone that he's stripping.

What is with those shorts?

Huh?

What is he doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What a moron.

Hmm.

Oh...

- My... - God.

A boomerang...

- Coconut. - Coconut.

He's got Hula-Hoop moves.

Dang, check out those hips.

You see that?

He's some kind of superman.

Ow. Shit! What the hell?

Huh?

Oi. Stop it.

Cut it out, Grandma!

Grandma!

- Ah! - Hey!

Oh, Grandma.

Ow!

Shit.

Oh... Oh, man.

You okay?

Huh?

Think you're tough, asshole?

- Oh. - What?

What's wrong?

I'm not sure. I think it's jammed.

Just aim it at him.

Be careful with that.

Hey, uh, what do we do?

There are people lying everywhere.

You should get your dad and your friends out of here.

I'll handle it.

Right.

Okay, then.

Superintendent.

You must be tired from your journey.

Why don't you rest at the station?

The superintendent was eager to get to work right away.

What's with her voice?

That's just how Yupin sounds.

This was the cockfighting ring?

That's right, sir.

And we're adding charges for assaulting a police officer.

Uh, this is a big win.

After a lengthy investigation, we got him.

Good work.

Who made the arrest?

Well, I...

My team.

My team and I...

We weren't really involved.

Um...

It was all one cop, sir.

Who is that?

Him. Over there.

Es and his cousins are in custody.

The case is with the court.

Our job is done.

Not quite.

Oh.

At the market...

Why didn't you shoot? Huh?

Uh, I'm not a very good shot.

Then keep practicing until you are.

If you draw your weapon in the field, be prepared to use it.

And...

I got to take a leak.

But we are not done here.

Unbelievable, Nuch.

You put our lives in danger.

Don't you feel a shred of remorse?

And your radio...

Did you turn it off?

I better not hear it again.

Yeah, don't worry.

It's been switched off all day.

Hello.

Sergeant Toy, why aren't you answering your radio?

The Investigation Unit is requesting assistance

with a drug bust at a local sauna.

Oh, no way.

Okay, you heard him.

Let's get out there and catch some bad guys. Ready?

Honestly, I'm really not.

Based on the report, a group of adult males

are fleeing the scene.

Be warned, they are completely naked.

No time to waste.

There's work to be done.

Come on, let's catch some bad guys.

All right. Come on.

Seriously.

UNITY, DISCIPLINE, SWIFTNESS

How's a traffic cop get so good at catching criminals?

So good that you've just broken this station's arrest record.

Something's not right here.

And I'm gonna do something about it.

You're being transferred.

I'm sorry, sir.

To the Investigation Unit.

Hmm?

Huh?

What did you just say?

You heard what I said.

You're being promoted.

Thank you for this. I...

I won't let you down, I promise.

- Sir. - Good.

Now, here's your first mission.

Currently...

a group of people are impersonating police officers

and causing mayhem all over the district.

I will not allow the police force to be disrespected like this.

Find out who they are and arrest them all.

Understand?

Sir.

Mr. Yak, I've transferred the payment for your outstanding invoice and expenses.

Yeah.

Thanks again. Bye.

Hey, Nuch.

Listen to me.

This has gone far enough.

It's gotten out of hand.

I've been told to arrest you.

Nuch, is this really what's best for your dad?

Why don't you use the money from leasing the building

to set yourselves up?

You can make sure he's comfortable and taken care of

instead of pulling a crazy stunt like this.

You know what's crazy?

I thought I could rely on your help.

I guess I'll do this without you.

'Cause I'm not gonna stop.

Shit.

Wake up, girls.

You know how Nuch asked us to watch her dad?

- Yeah. - Well, he's gone.

Shit.

He's missing.

- Sir! - We've got to look for him.

- Shit. - Sir!

Sir.

- Sir! - Sir!

Padej!

PRANGTHIP KARAOKE

Any sign of them?

Uh-uh.

His head's not right.

If he runs into any real cops, we're screwed.

Hello.

Padej.

Hey, Winai, what's up?

This is my turf, as you well know.

What are you doing here?

I didn't realize it was your turf.

But if I knew...

I would have come anyway.

And pick another song.

There are plenty of others.

Oh.

I'll sing whatever song I want.

I see.

By the way, your voice sounds like a dying cat.

Maybe you should think twice about singing in public.

Well, I'm not a singer.

My job is catching bad guys.

Catching bad guys?

Have you caught Sua Hao?

Have you caught Sua Hao?

I might not have caught him yet.

But I'm still a far better cop

than some self-important desk jockey.

Carrying a gun by their balls, they're too afraid to shoot.

I just live in the real world.

Not some reckless fantasy.

Like you.

Did you forget to bring your flame gloves?

They could help you grip the mic.

I only wear them when I plan on shooting someone.

Damn, that's too bad.

If I'd known that I'd see you here,

I would have worn them.

- Hey. - Uh...

Evening, gentlemen.

Evening. Let's not get carried away.

Superintendent, your food is ready.

Come and sit down.

Superintendent?

I guess you haven't heard.

It's been a while since you left the force.

What are you talking about?

Left the force?

I'm talking about how you--

Hello?

Oh.

Yeah.

Uh, I told you, honey.

I'm at an important business dinner.

What? A karaoke bar?

Don't be ridiculous.

Hey, I'll be home soon, okay?

Something's come up. See you later.

Shit, we're screwed.

When Nuch finds out, she's going to murder us.

Where did you look?

And you? Where did you look?

Hey.

What are you doing out here?

- Shut up! - Hmm?

Oh, sir!

Who did you think it was?

Shit!

Watch your mouth.

Don't talk to me like that.

Hey, seeing as you're up...

The house could use a good clean.

See you tomorrow, bright and early.

What the shit?

RANEE FABRIC

Mom...

what would you do if you were in my place?

It's possible your dad has unresolved trauma

from his time as a cop.

If we knew what that trauma was, I think we could help him.

Sua Hao, you're surrounded.

Mmm, just give it a rest!

All the time...

Sua Hao all the time.

Mmm.

Hmm.

THE DESTROYER, CRIME FIGHTER POL. LT. COL. WINAI PAOPAIREE

What is that?

So get this.

In his time, my dad was so famous

that a publisher was interested in his story.

- Ah... - This is the book

that they made about my dad.

Damn, that's awesome.

How many did they print?

- It didn't go to print. - What?

- My dad ended up retiring early. - Uh-huh.

So the publisher decided to cancel it.

This is a sample copy

Here, take a look at this.

Thirty years ago, there was a notorious criminal

known for the trail of destruction he left in his wake.

But even more devastating than his brutality

was his charming smile.

Then, one day, Sua Hao came face-to-face

with a handsome young police officer,

a man whose extraordinary abilities had earned him the title

the Flame Gloved Enforcer.

In Winai, Sua Hao had met his match,

both in his fighting skills and in his debonair smile.

I'll wipe that smile off your face.

It was a battle of gunshots and smiles

that lasted seven days and seven nights.

Neither of them dropped their smile.

Just give up, Winai.

Your gums must be getting pretty dry by now.

The same goes for you.

And I can tell that your jaw is locked.

But more importantly...

I have one more bullet in my gun,

but you, Sua Hao, are all out.

Oh, dang!

That's right. Oh, dang.

You've earned my admiration, Inspector Winai.

You've bested me.

Or have you?

Get this through your head.

Nobody bests me,

and my smile is unmatched.

The scar that was left by Sua Hao on my dad that day

became a deep and personal psychological trauma

that still haunts him to this very day.

The end.

What's with your voice?

I'm doing a voiceover.

They didn't publish it?

I mean, I'm not surprised.

- Mmm. - Why even bother telling us?

Here's the deal.

This is all part of the plan

that I'm going to need your help to pull off.

This is the last thing I'll ask of you.

The last?

So, are you gonna help me?

It's not like we have a choice.

Hmm.

Excellent. Trust me.

This plan is completely flawless.

Requesting backup.

Sua Hao is fleeing the scene of a bank robbery.

He's headed towards the sunflower field.

Lieutenant...

call for backup.

Tell them it's urgent.

On it.

Oh, shit.

- Who are you? - Toh, the location manager.

Oh. Nice to meet you, Toh.

Just give me your word you won't do any damage.

- I've got a shoot this evening. - Mmm.

I'm going out on a limb here.

I really appreciate it.

All right. Don't make me regret it.

Okay, is everyone camouflaged?

We're all set.

Although someone took it a bit too far.

Hmm.

You're talking about me?

Have you seen this one?

Are you for real?

You're taking selfies, bitch?

This calls for a group shot.

Hey, this isn't the time for that.

Come on.

Hide.

Cue the Sua Hao double.

Is that their nose or a faucet?

Where does she even find them?

That's my good friend, Kluay,

she works in Pattaya.

Excuse me.

We meet--

We meet again, Inspector.

Did you get a nose job?

None of your business.

But even if I did,

my smile hasn't changed.

Awful nose.

But great acting.

Go ahead,

smile while you can,

because that smile will be your last.

Damn.

When the Sua Hao double runs away,

attach the blood bags as quickly as you can.

Imagine it's an F1 pit stop. Got it?

It's over, Sua Hao.

Activate the effects

at the exact moment my dad fires the blanks.

Ass...

hole.

That is how we'll heal my dad's trauma.

Khe, that's too low.

- What should we do? - Pull it off!

- Ooh. - You bitch!

You tore my hair out!

You're gonna have to weave it back on.

Look, it's Nuch's dad!

Oh, fuck! Quick, put it back on!

It's over, Sua Hao.

Huh?

What in the hell?

Hey, Xing, you're supposed to press it.

Huh? I was nervous.

I forgot.

Oh, really?

You moron! Here, give it.

I'll do it.

Hey, Kluay, just improvise, okay?

You stupid cop!

Did you not realize I possessed black magic?

You dumbass. I'll do it!

Bullets can't harm me.

You still didn't press it.

I was about to.

- My right arm bears a tattoo... - I'll do it!

- ...of the great-- - Huh?

Oh, boy.

Shit!

I didn't touch it!

And my left arm bears the mark of--

Ahhh.

You see, my tattoos protect me.

What's going on here?

These are mosquito bites.

Mosquitoes?

More like vampires,

with that amount of blood.

If my gun can't stop you...

I'll use this.

Ha!

That knife is fake, right?

Tell me the truth! What's going on?

Hey, don't hurt Kluay.

Kluay? Who's Kluay?

I'm Kluay, you goddamn bitch!

Shit! We're screwed!

Drop your hands,

or I'll break your nose!

Enough bullshit!

The hell is this?

Chest hair, Daddy.

Chest hair, my ass!

What are those?

Dad, wait!

I asked you a question!

- Answer me! - Dad!

- Just calm down. Calm down. Dad! - What is going on? Answer me.

- Uh, so... - What's going on?

Uh... The truth is...

Out with it! Why are you stammering?

- The truth is that... Well... - Tell me!

This is a Sua Hao double.

Hello, sir. I'm Kluay.

A Sua Hao double?

The hell?

Um...

Calling all units. We have a 141 in progress.

The suspect is fleeing the scene after robbing a bank

and killing two staff members.

Requesting backup from all available units.

Proceed with caution.

The suspect is Sua Hao.

Sua Hao.

Sua Hao, seriously,

it's not me, I swear.

Oh...

Hey, Dad! Wait, wait, Dad!

Dad! Dad, wait!

Just wait. I've heard enough.

It's all clear to me now.

You...

You really don't get it.

Sua Hao must have sent his double to distract me

while he robbed that bank.

That sneaky bastard.

All right, let's go.

Wait, Dad, just...

Wait, what about the bomb?

What bomb?

The bomb that Nuch planted in case the fake gunshots didn't work.

All right, let's get set up for the next scene.

Shit!

I forgot!

Wait, don't tell me...

In this scene, we're going to be shooting--

What a disaster.

And where the hell is my money, bitch?

I'm going back to Pattaya.

Hey, Boss,

do you think maybe we stole too much money?

No.

We just didn't bring enough bags.

Whoa!

Inspector Winai.

Sua Hao.

When I say floor it,

I want you to floor it.

Huh?

When I say floor it,

I want you to floor it.

- Floor it. - Really? Are you sure?

- Just do it. - Okay, flooring it.

Floor it.

Brake!

Ah! Huh?

Oh, shit!

Uh, what?

Ooh!

Huh?

A-ha!

Goddamn it! That's enough.

I'll decide when it's enough. Nuch!

Pass me my badge.

- What badge? - The one on my cap.

Dad, catch!

This is gonna hurt.

You're a loser.

LOSEE

Oh, damn, I misspelled it.

Dad!

The police will handle things from here.

And you are going to prison.

What are you talking about?

Prison?

I know what you've been doing.

No, don't tell him.

Pretending to be a cop,

running a fake police station.

Huh? That's absurd.

What do you mean, pretend? I am a cop.

You retired years ago.

You're not a cop anymore.

Dad!

You're not a cop anymore.

I'm not a cop anymore.

I'm glad you're awake, Inspector Winai.

Nuch.

How's your dad?

Nuch.

- Listen. - I don't want to hear it.

I get it. You're a real cop.

And you were only doing your job.

And I'm sure after a major bust like this,

you'll finally be transferred to the Investigation Unit.

What makes you think that?

Sergeant Toy will be joining the rest of you in jail.

Toy here

confessed to the superintendent.

He said that he was the one who came up with the entire plan.

Dumbass.

You weren't content as a regular cop,

you had to go and pull this shit.

You're lucky the superintendent took pity on you,

letting you visit your dad.

But as soon as Sua Hao has been taken care of,

all of you are going to prison.

Freeze, Sua Hao!

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Hmm.

You're under arrest, Sua Hao.

Goddamn, four hands.

Hello?

Oh, hey there. Is that Nuch?

I'm calling because I wanted to check your availability.

Our first choice for the role had to pull out

at the last minute, so I thought I'd reach out to you.

Are you still available?

Why the hell are you only calling me now?

I gave up on my dreams a long time ago, okay?

Uh...

Uh, listen, just forget about it.

I'm sorry to bother you.

To bother me?

Do you know what bothers me more than anything?

That I couldn't give my dad what he really needed.

- Uh... - Why?

Why do I always fail at everything that I try?

I couldn't make my own dreams happen.

And I couldn't give my dad his dream.

Dad!

The truth is, that I'm a terrible daughter, aren't I?

Don't lie to me!

Okay, uh...

Well, I hope we can work together in the future! Bye.

Answer me!

Don't hang up on me!

Tell me the truth!

Hello?

Goddamn it!

Dr. Weng.

How is my dad?

Like I told you before,

your dad

doesn't have much time.

What does he mean, Nuch?

What exactly is wrong with your dad?

Due to his condition,

your dad remembers what he wants to remember

and forgets what he wants to forget.

Can his condition be treated?

If you want to support your father,

all you can do now

is try to make him as happy as possible

in the time he has remaining,

which isn't very long.

How much time

do you think he has?

About a month?

Seriously, Nuch?

This ridiculous scenario has gone way too far.

We are over it.

How much longer are we gonna keep doing this?

Oh...

Just hang in there, okay?

Just one more week.

Why one more week?

Please.

One more week.

I promise, okay?

One week and we're done.

Yeah, right.

I swear. One more week.

- Dad! - Hey! Get back here!

Dad!

Dad, you have to wake up!

Wake up, Dad!

- Hey! - I told you to wake up!

- Dad! - What do you think you're doing?

Nuch, stop. Nuch.

Dad you have to stop Sua Hao. He's still out there.

Are you just gonna let him get away?

You can't leave me like this, Dad!

You have to wake up.

It hasn't been a whole month yet. There's still one day to go.

Please, Dad, you need to stay a bit longer.

I still need to make you proud of me.

Oh... Dad!

Dad, you have to wake up!

Aren't you going to listen to your daughter, Inspector Winai?

Superintendent.

You were right about me.

I'm nothing but a desk jockey.

I let Sua Hao get away.

And my mistakes cost people their lives.

My eyes are open.

Only one man can stop Sua Hao,

and that's Inspector Winai.

Get up, Inspector Winai!

Get up and stop Sua Hao.

Get up and protect the people.

Get up and be a cop again.

Come on, get up!

Get up! Get up!

Sir.

Uh, he's not getting up.

In his state, even breathing is a struggle.

The honor of the Thai police

Honor, discipline, courage And steadfastness

Always honest, protecting the people

- Ooh! - Come on, sing.

Even if we die, so be it

Never thinking of our own lives

We fight the wrongdoers for the people

Look! Look at his hand.

Doctor, look, his heart rate's stabilizing.

It's a miracle.

Everyone, you have to keep singing.

Please, you can't stop now.

You have to keep singing, everyone.

Please keep singing.

The honor of the Thai police

Honor, discipline, courage And steadfastness

Always honest, protecting the people

Even if we die, so be it

Never thinking of our own lives

We fight the wrongdoers for the people

Never befriend

Those who break the law

We defeat the criminals

Fearlessly facing death time and again

We offer our flesh

We sacrifice our blood

We give our lives

So the people may live in lasting Peace, prosperity, and triumph

So the people

May live in lasting Peace, prosperity, and triumph

Triumph

Triumph

Triumph

Triumph

Check his blood pressure

- and we should probably-- - Yeah, right.

Superintendent.

We've tracked Sua Hao's location.

PRANG SAM YOT POLICE STATION

Stand down, Sua Hao.

We have you surrounded.

There's nowhere to run.

Why the hell would I run?

Shit! A grenade!

Get back!

LOSEE

What the hell? Goddamn!

Morons!

Try actually hitting something for once.

Shit.

Hey, come on. Over here.

- Damn. - Mm-hm, right.

That was badass.

Whoa! I have goosebumps.

Hm?

Huh?

Please stand clear.

Please stand clear.

Please stand clear.

Please stand clear.

Maybe we should get one of those bikes.

- Hey! - Hey, Dad, look out!

Whose ass was that?

Shit!

Holy crap, that hurts!

Agh!

- Oh! - Yikes!

I'm not just some desk jockey.

No!

I need you to promise me that you'll take him down.

I promise.

I'm gonna stop him.

Hey!

Ow! Agh!

Oh!

Why... did you do that?

Because I promised you that I'd stop him.

I can't die yet.

Hey, Sua Hao!

My deepest gratitude to your ass.

Take that.

DANGER: DEEP WATER, NO SWIMMING ALLOWED

Please stand clear.

Please stand clear.

Please stand clear.

Please stand clear.

Oh, come on!

Hey!

HONOR OF THE THAI POLICE

HATE THE POLICE STRIKE

Hmm.

Strike.

Damn you!

Well, look at that.

You're not smiling now, are you?

Don't even think about it.

You bastard!

Listen to me.

You've got potential.

Turn yourself in,

go straight.

And once your time's been served,

I'll help you join the force.

Screw you!

I've been a crook my entire life.

You think I want to be a cop?

I'll always be a crook.

And crooks like me, Inspector,

we kill cops.

Did you really think...

...that I'd just turn over a new leaf?

Do you really think being a cop makes you a better person than me?

I didn't become a cop to be a good person,

I became a cop so I could protect others.

Listen to me.

There are more good cops than just me.

I'm not a very good shot.

Then keep practicing until you are.

If you draw your weapon in the field, be prepared to use it.

Don't miss, kid.

Didn't I say that you'd die before I would?

Dad? Dad!

Dad!

- Sir! - No, no!

Dad?

Easy, Dad.

Dad, you can't leave me!

Toy, call an ambulance. Hurry!

No.

Don't. It's too late.

My number is up.

But I finished my mission.

I defeated Sua Hao.

I can finally go in peace.

No, no, Dad!

Dad... You-You can't go yet

because you haven't been given your star.

You brought down Sua Hao, Dad.

They're going to make you superintendent.

I have a whole box of stars at home.

Why would I want any more?

Hey, Toy.

Do you remember what I told you

about the heart of a police officer?

I remember.

What lies at the heart of it?

It's...

our hearts.

Nuch...

I'm so sorry.

All of this time,

you've been the one helping me.

And I haven't done anything for you.

Hey, don't say that.

I love you, Dad.

I love you.

I love you too.

Bye, my love.

No.

No, don't leave.

Dad!

Dad!

Don't go.

ONE MONTH LATER

Dad... You-You can't go yet

because you haven't been given your star.

I have a whole box of stars at home.

Why would I want any more?

Are you all right?

I am.

I just...

I just miss my dad.

INCOMING CALL

Hello?

Hello, is this Miss Woranuch?

Uh...

Who, uh...

Can I ask who's calling?

I'm Manouch Kaboo, a Bollywood casting director.

Huh? Hey, what did he say?

What did he say?

Casting...

Bollywood?

We've been receiving your self-tapes every month

for the past five years.

Self-tapes...

- for the past five years? - We'd like to give you the opportunity

to audition for our new film.

What was that?

Uh...

He said "five years."

Would you like to come in for an audition?

Oh, uh, yes, yes, I would, uh...

Can you send me the video you received?

Sure. I'll email it to you with the audition details.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Oh, my, uh...

Thank you.

This is my daughter, Woranuch.

She's a talented actress.

She can play any role.

Action roles.

You could put her in a ring with Ip Man and Jackie Chan,

and they'd run the other way.

A gritty drama.

Oh, she could do more than just cry on command.

What do you need?

Tears from the left eye? The right?

That's the kind of control she has.

And comedic roles.

She missed a couple of days of school when she was a kid.

The teacher said, "You need a note.

If you miss school, you need a note."

And she said, "If I ever miss it, I'll be sure to bring a note."

So cheeky, huh?

When she was young, she was on a hit show.

She was this close to a big break.

But then I got sick.

And as my daughter, she became my carer.

She missed out on a lot of auditions

and opportunities.

I feel so guilty.

To take care of me,

she put her career on hold.

But the truth is,

all I ever wanted was for her to follow her dreams.

Look at her.

Check out that footwork.

I promise you this.

Any studio that signs her is gonna get rich.

She's so talented.

Give her a chance.

I guarantee you won't regret it, huh?

She really is one of a kind.

Sir.

There, there.

- You'll be all right. - Nuch...

He's in a better place now.

- It's gonna be okay. - Dad.

- He's my dad. He's my dad! - Dad, I miss you so much.

He's my dad.

- Here. - Seriously.

One, two, three.

Sir, I thought you'd want to have this.

Where's the other one?

I think that I'll keep it.

Hey, congratulations, Lieutenant.

Thanks, Inspector.

Superintendent.

I've just been given a promotion.

Huh?

You weren't expecting that.

Just so we're clear, I didn't earn it.

It's all thanks to nepotism.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Hey, are you The Wonder Four?

Finally, you know who we are?

We've been eating here for years, and she only just recognized us.

Your show just started being rerun.

- I started watching it... - Oh, really?

...got totally hooked.

I'm a huge fan.

Do you think I could get a selfie with you to put on my wall?

We're famous!

One, two, three...

Yes!

What's up?

Hey, you said you wanted to meet my new girlfriend,

- so I brought her over. - Ah.

Babe, come here.

Coming, babe.

Hm.

Oh, shit. She's my doppelgänger.

Mo here comes from Nong Kai.

- She can speak Isan. - Uh-huh.

So you left me for someone who looks exactly the same.

Yeah.

What's that all about?

- Well, it, um... - Uh-huh.

I know. It's the boobs.

Uh...

No, no, no. It's not like that.

Oh, sure.

You can't weasel your way out of this.

You men are all the same.

- Uh... - Treating women like objects,

- you bastard! - Uh...

- Asshole! - Mo!

- It's over! - Mo!

Go to hell!

Mo, wait! Don't leave!

Goddamn it, Nuch!

Hey, you wanted to meet her. Why did you do that?

Go and make up with her.

She's just over there.

- I never should've brought her over here. - Go on.

- I swear, if it wasn't for your dad... - What are you gonna do?

I mean, what the hell?

This is on you.

- Go make up with her. - Oh, Mo!

Baby!

I'm so dead!

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