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(Jung Yong Hwa)

(Hong Seung Hee)

(Lee Yi Kyung)

(Park Yu Na)

(Oh! My Guard)

(This drama is a work of fiction.)

(Also, children and animals were filmed under production guidelines.)

Why is my heart beating so fast?

Is it just beating for no reason?

I really found him.

My father.

You are my father, right?

You really are my father, right?

Hey, what is wrong with you?

You have the wrong person. Go away.

My Young Ji.

No, no, not Young Ji. I am your daughter.

Your daughter Hong Du...

- No, let go of me. - What should I do?

Crazy woman.

Father?

Father.

(Episode 5)

You still have a lot of energy, sir.

I saw you...

at the hospital before.

Ta-da.

(The Cocky Detective and Con Artist)

I play the con artist in this project.

Na Ri, your face is unbelievably gorgeous.

I suppose I am.

Um Tae Bong plays the detective chasing me.

Everyone, you will give our drama a lot of love, right?

Um Tae Bong will dump you after the drama ends.

Actually, in the show, my soul...

- enters his body. - Are you two really dating?

That is so sad.

It is true that we are dating, but...

you all are much, much more precious to...

No, they are probably not actually dating.

It is all a lie.

No, it is not.

We really are dating.

They have not even kissed. Really? No kissing means no dating.

But why does Um Tae Bong not kiss in dramas?

It is not that he does not do it, maybe he cannot do it?

Is Um Tae Bong a defective human who cannot kiss?

Hey, you, I am going to kick you out. Okay?

He is not unable to kiss, okay? I would know.

If you are really dating, reveal the secret...

why Um Tae Bong does not film kiss scenes.

Reveal it and we will believe you. If you are offended, drop dead.

A Romance Master who cannot kiss? That is disgusting.

Disgusting.

You guys are more disgusting. Get out, all of you.

(Na Ri TV has ended the broadcast.)

There is definitely something going on.

Oh my, when a man and a woman...

see each other too often, they get attached.

I will get straight to the point.

This woman next to Um Tae Bong.

This person is...

Oh, is she a woman you know too, CEO Park?

The fact they were photographed together at night...

means she definitely has a special relationship with Um Star.

No.

She demanded money.

In exchange for revealing the secret of why he does not film kiss scenes.

Who? This person?

We are supposed to meet this evening, but...

I still have some loyalty. I came to you first, CEO Park.

To see if you can persuade me.

What is it, really?

Um Star is hiding something, isn't he?

Some unspeakable secret.

Reporter Yeo.

Oh, seriously.

Asked for money? You have got the wrong person.

She is not the type to make a deal using Tae Bong's secret.

Oh, man, seriously.

Man, I almost fell for that for a second.

Nice try. I am busy, so I will be going.

Okay. I admit my plan failed.

But you almost fell for it?

Then I got one thing out of this.

That this woman might actually know Um Star's real secret?

Are you not getting out? I am the one...

who is actually busy now.

Son of a...

Here,

I couldn't give this to you earlier.

But what are you doing here?

- I really saw my father earlier. - There you go again. Oh, man.

This.

Dementia nursing hospital?

- This is... - It was on my father's arm earlier.

Now it all makes sense. My father didn't die. He was just sick.

If I search every nursing hospital in Seoul,

I can find him.

Do whatever you want, then.

I shouldn't hate my father anymore.

I missed him so much that I really hated him.

But now...

I don't hate him.

Hey, Tae Bong, we have a big problem.

Oh, Mr. Choi.

Mr. Choi?

What is Mr. Choi Gu doing here?

Cha Hong Du is looking for him.

- What? - This was it.

The whole story behind the fake world...

that Cha Hong Du believes in.

Wait, so why is Hong Du looking for him?

Don't tell me she thinks he is her father?

She is a woman who makes up context...

- out of thin air. - I don't know how...

Reporter Yeo Mi Ran caught on,

but she knows that Hong Du knows your secret.

- What? - She is going to find Hong Du...

and make her talk.

But does Hong Du really know your secret?

The day you wore that paper bag over your head,

did something actually happen between you two?

What are you talking about?

Cha Hong Du blackmailed you.

Right, she did.

Anyway, it is dangerous.

Like you said, she is someone who makes up context out of thin air.

It is dangerous, so dangerous.

Who knows what kind of unpredictable trouble she will cause...

I haven't found him yet,

but I will soon.

But it is a real miracle.

You reunited with your father who you thought passed away.

I know, right?

Ever since I woke up in the hospital,

only good things have been happening.

I am working again,

and I found out my father is alive.

Why are you leaving me out?

The best thing of all is...

getting a good neighbour?

A neighbour?

What is that?

Give it here.

I thought you lived off these when you worked part-time.

Tell me the truth.

Are you actually a conglomerate heiress?

And you have never eaten anything like this?

How did you know? Actually...

I just temporarily...

escaped from my castle.

I knew it.

Which castle is it?

Just tell me. It will be our secret.

This is a huge secret, but...

Actually...

It is Mr. Han's company.

Then you must be Oh Hae Ra, Hong Du.

Oh Hae Ra? Who is that?

The one you said you really wanted to be friends with last time?

You are completely obsessed with her.

You do not even know what she looks like.

Oh Hae Ra...

If we ever meet, she will fall right for me.

Wow, you are so full of yourself.

I will go wash this off.

She is cute.

(Evil Employer)

Yes, hello...

I am only going to ask you this one last time,

so you are dead if you lie.

Did you really blackmail CEO Park? It just does not make any sense.

Why did you play dumb with me after doing that?

Do you...

actually know my secret, or not?

Are you not going to answer?

You are not giving me a chance to speak.

Who are you?

Where is Cha Hong Du?

I am someone who lives with Hong Du. As for Hong Du,

she went to wash up.

What? Wash up?

Yes. She is taking a while.

She must be washing thoroughly.

- What? Thoroughly? - When Hong Du gets back,

should I just pass on what you said?

What was it again?

Hong Du is a blackmailer who knows your secret.

And you lack comprehension skills.

Right?

When did I say I had a secret?

Wow, you really have a habit...

of misunderstanding people, don't you?

By the way, are you Hong Du's employer?

I have heard a lot about you.

Is that so?

Well, I have never heard a single thing about you.

But have we met somewhere before?

Your voice sounds very familiar...

Hello...

Excuse me, Hong Du?

Have you never mentioned me to your employer?

What?

Why do you ask?

Why are you being like this? My feelings are completely hurt.

What? Well...

We do not have a patient by that name.

Cha Gil Dong, we do not have anyone by that name.

I do not think so.

There is no patient with that name.

(Imje Dementia Nursing Hospital)

(Emergency)

Where did he go?

She has been doing that all day.

Why am I following her around?

It is not like...

I am going to let them meet.

(Imje Dementia Nursing Hospital)

- What are you doing? - What do you think?

I am doing nothing.

Buy me some food.

What?

I am craving something so spicy it makes me cry.

But I cannot go alone.

Well...

Sure.

Right. Um Tae Bong told me not to cry.

Even if something truly makes me want to cry,

I just have to...

pretend to be okay like this.

Pretend to be okay.

There you go again.

Did I not tell you to always smile?

I asked for spicy food, so why a restaurant?

But are you not here yet?

Father.

Crazy woman.

I really thought you were dead, Father.

Where have you been all this time?

Why did you abandon me?

CEO Park, restroom. Why is he not coming?

Father. It is me, Hong Du.

- Your daughter, Hong Du, remember? - Daughter?

When I found out you were alive,

I searched every single hospital trying to find you, you know?

Crazy woman.

Are you crying?

Why do you keep calling me a crazy woman?

Seriously.

Why do you not remember me? Why?

Are you really sick, Father?

- Is that it? - You should not cry.

You should not cry.

It drains your energy.

Still, you should not have forgotten.

You should remember your daughter, Hong Du, right?

My daughter is Young Ji.

It is Young Ji.

I am your daughter.

I am your daughter, Hong Du.

You are not Hong Du.

Will it really be okay?

You are not Hong Du.

Wait, we should bring...

- Mr. Choi Gu here. - Why? For what reason, man?

If she thinks she confirmed he is alive,

she will not cry anymore.

It is not like he actually knows Cha Hong Du anyway,

so we should just make it look like...

- a natural hospital admission. - Hong Du.

My Hong Du.

The best thing I ever did in my life...

was becoming your father, Hong Du.

I knew it.

Even if you forget everyone else in the world,

I knew you would not forget me.

- My daughter, Hong Du. - Daughter?

- Hey, what do you mean, daughter? - My daughter, Hong Du.

Some patients forget reality...

and hope to live in a world of their own making.

- Choi Gu is that kind of case. - You should not cry.

He wants to live in a fictional world...

created by his dementia.

That world is a mixture of dramas and reality.

- Father, what is with your hair? - I did not think of this.

Why do you have so much white hair?

I will get in trouble if I smell. My daughter Hong Du will scold me.

I love your smell, Father. I love everything about you.

What is this? Why are you...

here so early?

I am sorry.

Um Tae Bong, I found my father.

Say hello, he is my father.

My daughter, Hong Du.

Wow, how did you happen to meet...

Hong Du's father right here?

Oh my, I should have greeted you first...

You two look alike. Right.

See, I was right, was I not?

My father was really alive, right?

What do we do now?

What? You live in a rooftop room?

Then the number of rooms is...

- Just 1, of course. - Then in 1 room, you and...

I mean, you will sleep with your father...

No. You will live together?

What is wrong with that? When I was young,

my father and I lived perfectly fine in a single room.

Even so, in one room...

I will just find a top-tier...

- nursing hospital for him. - No.

Do you know how hard it was to reunite with him?

Or else,

just your father can come to my house...

I am never separating from him again.

You should go now. Before CEO Park brings my father,

I need to do some cleaning.

Darn it.

What should I do?

- Did something happen at my house? - The boiler at your house burst.

If the boiler bursts in this freezing weather,

even a healthy person will get sick.

Do you have somewhere to stay for a few days?

What?

Right, I need to put this away.

Now, The Crown Prince's Bodyguard is...

Bodyguard is...

right here.

From now on, this drama does not exist in this world.

Just let her keep believing what she believes...

and make sure she stays right by Um Tae Bong's side.

Preferably, so she can get close to Um Tae Bong.

(Blank Check)

(30 Million Dollars)

The zeros on this blank check just keep multiplying.

Oh, man.

Just because you found your father,

you are not going to neglect me, right?

What if that underground parking lot incident happens again?

Stick even closer to me for the time being.

Both you and your father.

You see the biggest room over there?

That is my room. Which means it is a restricted area.

The room next to it is yours.

The one at the end is Mr. Choi's room.

No, the room your father will use.

Is that my room?

- Follow him. - Right, got it.

Sir, let us go together.

Well, I came because the boiler burst, but...

it is not my house, so it is uncomfort...

If it is uncomfortable, you can go back.

Who said it was uncomfortable? I am completely comfortable.

Look.

I am already completely one with this sofa.

Oh, did you receive all of these?

Do not touch that.

Absolutely no touching my prized possessions.

And above all...

That bathroom is off-limits.

Your bathroom is over there.

What, is it plated in gold or something?

It is in a different class.

My hobby is taking a bubble bath while reading TIME magazine...

Are these all the dramas you starred in?

Hey, I am talking here.

(The Crown Prince's...)

What...

(The Crown Prince's...)

What was that just now?

What was what?

The thing you hid behind your back.

Hid what?

- So that is what it is. - What is what?

You know, that thing. Men's...

- private lives. - Hey, I am not that kind of guy.

What kind of person do you take me for?

Anyway...

The house rules are simple.

Absolutely do not touch anything.

I will not touch anything.

This is totally like the movie Mission Impossible, right?

- Right? Tom Cruise. - Gosh.

("The Crown Prince's Bodyguard")

- Finding this hilarious, are you? - Hey.

You know, life is a tragedy when seen from afar...

but an even bigger tragedy up close.

Did I kill Cha Hong Du in my past life?

Or maybe Hong Du saved yours.

Hey, by the way, it's been quiet lately, hasn't it?

That stalker.

If you think about it, this is all because of that jerk.

Man.

Anyway, we should be thankful it's quiet.

It's a blessing.

Father.

Let's never...

be apart again.

Mr. Han, I found my father.

We'll be living at my employer's house for a while,

so don't cry because I'm not there.

You have to promise.

To celebrate you finding your father,

I was going to teach you how to drink today.

Congratulations, really.

Make sure to talk about me a lot to your employer.

First he wants to be friends with a woman he's never seen...

named Oh Hae Ra or whatever.

Don't tell me he wants to be friends with Um Tae Bong too.

Like I'd ever tell him my employer is Um Tae Bong.

It's so boring without her here.

So boring.

Really boring.

Why can't I fall asleep?

Don't tell me...

Is it because I'm living in the same house as that jerk?

No, no...

Oh, right.

Father kicks his blankets off in his sleep.

Why are you snooping around my room in the middle of the night?

Well...

Who's snooping? I just...

- I couldn't sleep... - You couldn't sleep?

Because you're nervous?

Thinking about sleeping in the same house as me.

- Can't breathe? - I thought I heard...

a dog barking somewhere.

Cha Hong Du.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Do you happen to...

have another name...

besides Cha Hong Du?

Another name? No.

Then maybe who you are right now...

isn't the real you.

Just a thought.

Speak Korean.

I mean,

like you went through a shock so big that you wanted to forget reality...

or something like that.

I need to know how you ended up like this...

so I can...

decide whether to keep you around.

How did I end up?

Are you rubbing it in that you let my father stay here?

That is not it.

Just try to remember.

Anything...

that completely changed your life,

if anything like that happened.

There is something.

There is?

You.

The day I first met you.

If I had not saved you back then,

my life would not have gotten so complicated.

But I do not regret it.

Because I am not alone anymore.

I am suddenly tired.

I am going in first.

It is hot.

- Jae Hee, time to eat. - Hey, kid.

Did you just move here? What is your name? Do you want to play together?

Do not cry.

Do not cry.

It is all my fault. I am so sorry.

This is the first time...

she appeared in my dreams...

What is all that noise?

What?

Darn it.

Do you not know I do not eat breakfast?

This...

- What is the point of this mess? - Noodle soup.

It is my father's favourite.

Is his favourite the knife or the noodles?

Because either way, it looks pretty dangerous.

I am holding a knife right now.

Put it down. Put it down.

Where is mine?

I thought you did not eat breakfast.

Does your life always go exactly as you plan?

Hey, did you make this with your feet?

It tastes awful, seriously.

Do not eat it then.

Fine. Eat up.

I will enjoy the meal too.

Sir, are you not going to eat more? This place is really good.

If I eat flour, my blood sugar spikes immediately,

and it makes filming a bit difficult.

Are you crazy? What are you doing right now?

It tastes too bad. It is too dangerous.

So things like this...

- I have to eat them for you... - Hey.

Do not mess with our Hong Du. You Hong Du Leech.

A leech?

Because you are stuck right onto our Hong Du,

you are a Leech.

My father always had a great eye for people.

Then enjoy your meal, and you can do the dishes.

What?

Do what? Hey, you get out.

Get out.

Sir, I am Tae Bong.

- Whose side are you on? - Be quiet, you chatterbox leech.

No, you cannot do this.

No!

(30 Million Dollars)

(Blank Check)

But this...

There are too many zeros, right?

Should I erase just one, then?

Yes. I will do that.

I will just do this...

Yes, right...

Two...

Understood, yes.

- Is the young lady doing well? - I am risking my life...

and doing my best to serve her.

Then, this...

blank check...

When will it be processed?

After checking with the finance team,

Manager Nam Goong sold 5,000 company shares.

That is about 300,000 dollars, so I will find out what is going on.

Also, I think we will find young lady soon.

Do that without Manager Nam Goong knowing.

His...

eyes have changed.

Are you going to have lunch?

I am planning to eat at the cafeteria today.

They said tteokbokki is on the menu.

Tteokbokki is what Hong Du likes.

Wait a minute.

Am I...

thinking of Hong Du right now?

Tae Bong,

did you happen to eat flour-based food yesterday?

You are so swollen.

Is it obvious?

You usually do not even drink water before a schedule.

These are going to be used as photos...

for the overseas interview, so what are you going to do?

Even shading cannot cover it. What now?

I know...

Why did I do that?

Why do I keep doing this?

(Cha Hong Du)

Yes?

Well, I am going to wash my father,

but someone told me not to touch just anything.

Especially the things he cherishes.

So,

this soap in the bathroom. Is this also something you cherish?

You are in my bathroom right now, right?

That is my private bathtub, so absolutely...

Wait. Wash who?

You do not have to come help.

I was only going to wash his hair.

That girl.

You should have said so earlier.

Well, what should I do?

- Should I do it even now? - I am not okay with it.

Are you a pervert? Peeping at someone taking a bath?

My Hong Du is not a pervert.

When did she...

I did not have this in my bathroom.

This was all planned. A father-daughter scam.

Gosh.

Here I go.

You have aged a lot, sir.

You are listening to me, right?

Sir...

Are you happy you found your daughter?

I am sorry.

I know I am doing you a great wrong,

but that woman...

keeps smiling.

What did you say? I cannot hear you.

Wow. The dead skin, it is coming off like noodles.

Cha Hong Du does not need to make noodle soup.

It hurts. You Hong Du Leech.

Oh, come on. I told you I am not a Leech.

Like father, like daughter, right?

What a temper.

Do you have any sense? Even if he is your father,

you cannot just wash a grown man.

Then what should I do? My father is so filthy.

From now on, you can do it.

I will give you...

a full 30 dollars.

I cannot do this anymore. I cannot.

You,

get out of my house right now.

Oh, I cannot hear you. I cannot hear you.

You might have let us in,

- but we will leave when we want to. - Hey, Cha Hong Du.

Oh, why are you yelling?

- You will startle my father. - No yelling.

- You will startle my Hong Du. - Oh, sir.

- Why do you keep taking her side... - If you do not want to, fine.

They say you should make money while you can.

Who knows? You might become a total beggar overnight.

When a good gig comes up,

it is good to earn some cash in advance.

I am crazy.

I have no choice.

I will just have to wash him myself.

Make it 50 dollars, and not a penny less.

He is actually negotiating.

The rich are always the greediest.

But Father,

why do you keep calling him a leech?

I am the real leech here.

We are freeloading at Um Tae Bong's house.

He might speak a bit rudely,

but he is actually warm and kind.

So please be nice to him, Father.

And...

Um Tae Bong is...

sick just like you, Father.

If he just gets a kiss,

his mind goes blank and he cannot breathe.

I do not know why he is like that, but...

So...

I feel a bit sorry for him.

She is talking behind my back again.

Oh, come on. I told you I am not a Leech.

Like father, like daughter, right?

What a temper.

Wait,

did I just call them father and daughter?

Get a grip, Um Tae Bong.

Still,

I am glad he looks happy.

Her, too.

Even if it is fake,

having someone to call father and daughter...

Is that a good thing?

(Hyun Joo)

You like seafood stew.

The blue crabs are really fresh today.

No, I do not need to eat.

- What? - I mean...

I am just not really in the mood for seafood stew today.

Oh, really?

Then I will make you something else.

I bought a bunch of things.

No, I am too tired.

Seriously, next time.

Is that right?

Alright, get some rest then.

We can have seafood stew next time.

Yes.

Darn it.

I thought you were off today.

Dong Seok, could you throw away the stuff in the car?

I was going to make seafood stew, but...

I guess the seafood was not fresh enough.

It already smelled rotten on the way here.

Let's see here.

These are all Tae Bong's favourites.

You idiot.

What now?

Oh, boy.

Please take good care of my father.

Oh, do not worry.

More importantly, if that punk Tae Bong bothers you,

tell me right away.

He has a bad case of Celebrity Syndrome.

- Celebrity Syndrome? - Celebrity Syndrome, yes.

Oh, please.

Well then, I hope you remember my loyalty today...

in the future.

- Good luck. - Good luck.

Okay. Have a safe trip.

It has been a while since your home was this lively...

Feels good, right?

Do I look like I feel good?

- Right. - How long do we have to keep up...

- this Truman Show? - Well, let's see...

Until Hong Du's unpredictable brain returns to normal?

Or until the day your secret can be revealed to the world...

without causing any trouble, right?

Hey, so keep a close eye on Hong Du.

Do not get caught doing anything weird, okay?

Good luck.

Gosh, since when did the normal world...

become so weird?

Good luck.

Hey, Do Seon Mi, do you know why he told me not to pick him up...

- for the time being? - No.

Then my excuse to go inside the house...

disappears.

- Do you really not know anything? - No.

How do you not know a single thing?

I know one thing.

Be careful.

I picked this up on the way...

No, I met her. Seon Mi, the outfit?

The one for the continuity.

- Hello. - Oh, my.

- Okay. - Read the scenes in order.

- First is scene 39. - Okay, continuity.

And scene 42.

- This outfit. - Okay.

(Favourite Character Is Cha Hong Du From "The Crown Prince's Bodyguard")

A ghost!

Hey, you...

- What are you doing? - Practising my paper-eating trick.

(Practising My Paper-Eating Trick)

Man, it is really good since I have not had it in a while, right?

Buy the medicine and open the door wide.

- What is wrong with you? - Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Drink some water.

Are you okay?

It is too spicy.

Please turn off the TV.

If you are tired, should I go buy you a cup of coffee?

From that cafe you like.

Okay. I will run and get it right now.

I am fine.

He is fine?

What is fine?

Why is he fine?

What is this?

Why is he not nagging me?

Nagging means love?

You think you have only been nagged all this time?

That was all love.

Though it is shifting to someone else now.

Hey, is love some kind of virus? Why would it shift around?

What would a kid like you know?

That it is the most fatal virus in the world.

We have lots of car scenes today, so there's a ton of work,

and even reporters are here. I am exhausted.

- I am exhausted. - Reporters?

- Yes. - Hello.

We are only going to overlay music for this scene.

Just improvise the lines to create a sorrowful mood.

What are you doing later?

A new spicy chicken feet place opened in Cheongdam-dong.

- Want to go? - These days, I am...

doing intermittent fasting.

The car keys are in the ignition,

so I really want to skip the shoot and go.

This right now...

is a very sad scene.

Are you going to keep...

talking nonsense?

What does it matter?

They will just play music over it and only show the visuals anyway.

The emotion is great right now.

See? He says it is great.

What? Reporter Yeo Mi Ran is here.

I do not know how Reporter Yeo Mi Ran caught on,

but she knows that Hong Du knows your secret.

She is going to find Hong Du and make her talk.

(Restricted Area)

What should I do?

- Get out. - What?

Get out right now, hurry.

Wait...

Oh, hey!

Where are you going?

- Wow, impressive. - Is Um Tae Bong out of his mind?

I will write and send an article right now.

Let us go.

(Scandal Maker Um Tae Bong Even Deserts the Set)

Where are you? The director is mad and the set is a total mess.

Bravo. Have you finally lost your mind?

(CEO Park)

Yes?

I heard Reporter Yeo Mi Ran showed up on set.

For now, I said you got a call that your mother is critical...

and acted impulsively, so play along if anyone asks.

Oh, okay.

Worst case scenario, let us say my secret...

is completely exposed because of Cha Hong Du.

So what?

It means a hiatus or a downfall.

It has to be one or the other.

Did you go use the bathroom during the shoot?

Stop hanging up and get here quickly.

Then,

she will realise that she is weird too.

Darn it.

Right? The best friend Tae Bong talked about on that show.

But does he not look like a childhood dream crusher?

You have been coming every day since last week.

One ramyeon a day...

will make you gain weight.

From now on, only come exactly three times a week.

- What? - What?

Wow, he is telling a customer not to come.

I know, right? Oh, he is so charming.

I will bring you a menu. Just a moment.

Hey, I call dibs on him.

By the way, when did you become a fan of Um Tae Bong?

Since the day he received the Brave Citizen Award...

and was on the news for the first time?

True, what would have happened to Um Tae Bong...

- if that incident never happened? - Exactly.

- Hey, did I gain weight? - No, not at all.

Wait, this is...

This is so annoying.

What time did they say our shoot starts?

I had no schedule today, so I was going to touch up my roots.

This is all because of Um Tae Bong.

Because he bailed on the shoot yesterday.

I see.

Well, sometimes actors face situations...

that are out of their control.

Are you defending that jerk right now?

What? When did I do that? I am thirsty. I want some water.

Stay here. I will get some right now.

Gosh.

I am a fan of yours, Na Ri.

Can we take one picture together, please?

Well, when my manager gets back...

Come on, just take one picture with me, please?

Just think of me as your older brother.

- You are so pretty. - Get your hand off her right now.

In your family, do you grab your younger sister by the waist...

- and hug her like that? - I am a fan of Song Na Ri.

What, can a celebrity not...

- do this much for a fan? - No, she cannot.

Did you get permission from Song Na Ri?

If not, you should apologize first.

I do not want to.

I was taught to hug my younger sister...

even tighter by the waist.

What?

- You son of a... - What? Son of a? You little.

That is not a dog, that is a dung fly.

Hey, little ones, do you see this?

A dung fly flew in during our filming break.

Um Tae Bong, are you saying that to me...

Wow, the dung fly is talking.

- Are you serious right now? - Oh!

You think you're all that because you're a star?

Whose permission did you get to film my face?

Did you get her permission to grab her waist?

No, well...

I am sorry. That was my fault. No, it is just...

I really love your dramas, so much,

so I just tried copying what you do in them.

I do not think so.

I have never done that in reality or in my dramas.

Grabbing a woman by the waist without permission,

pushing her against a wall to kiss her,

forcibly turning her around and hugging her against her will.

The era of considering that attractive has passed, has it not?

Oh, Um Tae Bong is totally a modern man.

True, dramas have ruined everything.

Making people think being macho is cool.

The problem is that those are all famous scenes.

Oh, my heart is pounding.

Romance is definitely my true calling.

Action does not suit me at all.

What if he brings his friends? Should I call the police?

Do not worry. You have me.

That is why I am even more worried.

Do not smile like that.

How am I smiling?

Your smile looks ugly.

Oh, man.

Anyway...

You were pretty cool earlier.

I will be generous. Stay right here.

I'll go get us something cold.

(Filming The Cocky Detective and Con Artist)

Let's go together.

What was that?

Don't tell me...

No, what was that?

- It's okay, I'm not hurt. - You scared me.

Darn it.

That punk. What am I going to do?

We need to know who it is...

before we can do anything. Darn it.

They have completely lost their minds.

They followed us all the way to the set. Darn it.

What are we supposed to do about this? Darn it.

More importantly, I was missing something crucial.

What?

If Cha Hong Du lives in a fake world...

now I...

need a real bodyguard.

Oh my.

Oh, really?

A punk who can't even drink...

doesn't want to go to a bar or your house.

What's this secret?

Seriously?

From now on...

listen to me carefully.

What kind of nonsense is that?

Seriously, you too? Again. Darn it.

What I mean is this. Listen carefully.

Cha Hong Du thinks she's the real protagonist...

and the fake bodyguard...

So the real isn't real...

and I need the real one. That is what I am saying. Darn it.

Hey, you really get it now, right?

Right?

You are talking complete nonsense.

Hey, don't ever touch alcohol again.

A punk getting wasted on two glasses,

Seriously.

That is my point!

- I'm asking you to be my bodyguard. - No.

- No? - No.

No? Why not? Darn it.

- Hey, I'm asking you to help me. - Because there's someone else...

I need to protect.

Who? Who besides me?

- Who is in more danger than me? - There is.

Someone who's in a lot of danger right now.

Oh, this punk.

Lowering your voice and acting cool again.

Forget it. Hey, you petty punk.

I mean it, hey, do not do that. Hey, that is cheap.

Oh, this is so dirty and cheap, seriously.

When I got my first acting paycheck,

even if I could not buy my own clothes,

I bought you your protein shakes.

After I shot my first commercial, the very first thing I did...

was buy you that barbell set, you jerk.

Hey.

This is all mine. It is all my stake. Give it back.

All mine!

If I act as your bodyguard,

promise me one thing.

- What promise? Tell me. - Later...

you have to grant me one favour unconditionally.

Oh, of course. Hey, tell me now.

What? Just say it.

Later.

If you do not keep your promise when the time comes,

my stakes will kill you.

Okay.

Hey, have I ever not granted your favour?

Let us go. Oh my.

Let us go. Everyone, Dong Seok is...

- my bodyguard. - I am his bodyguard.

Hey, hey, let us go to We Have Noodles.

Do you want to eat ramyeon?

Your ramyeon tastes best to me.

Then I will even make boiled pork slices for you.

Yes!

Hey. I think I am going to throw up.

Oh, hey, I think I am going to throw up.

(Filming The Cocky Detective and Con Artist)

Did you warm up your voice?

I am watching closely.

Be careful, okay?

Um Star, who is this?

Oh, my new...

stylist. The youngest one.

Have you gone crazy already?

There are a lot of eyes watching. Your identity must be kept a secret.

Especially...

I look forward to working with you, Director.

- I am Tae Dong Seok. - Oh my.

This junior has quite a build.

It is quite cute.

Yes, well, let us get ready to film.

- Yes, we are starting. - I am eager to work with you.

- It is a secret. - I got it, do not get hurt.

Hello.

Oh, Hong Du, it has been a while.

What about your restaurant?

There was that accident before.

And Tae Bong asked me for a favour, so...

I came as the junior stylist.

Oh, these are all just for show.

Soft bones. Darn it.

Hey, what is wrong? What is wrong? Hey, are you okay?

What is it?

I got another splinter, darn it.

- You startled me, you punk. - Did you not sand the wood?

Oh my, what should we do? What do we do?

Is your neck okay?

What exactly is wrong?

Are you really not going to tell me?

Go inside first. I will go buy some tteokbokki.

Now?

I am trying to eat something spicy to relieve my anger.

I mean, why are you angry again...

There she goes again.

I am talking to you.

Seriously.

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