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[Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.44,0:00:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.12,0:00:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.20,0:00:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening and welcome to\NThe Great Indian Kapil Show! Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!\N- Thank you! Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.28,0:00:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Please be seated. Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.16,0:00:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much! Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.48,0:00:45.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Archana ji, I didn't put\Nmuch thought into my outfit today. Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.04,0:00:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why?\N- Because our guests today Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.32,0:00:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- truly outshine everyone else.\N- I see. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.16,0:00:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Anything worn by these two style icons Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:54.28,Default,,0,0,0,,quickly becomes a fashion trend. Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.36,0:00:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- They are the stars of Hindi cinema. Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.24,0:01:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Their aura can't be described.\NIt has to be witnessed. Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.32,0:01:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Please welcome Madhuri Dixit\Nand Mr. Jackie Shroff! Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.68,0:02:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Superb!\N- A big round of applause Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.44,0:02:29.44,Default,,0,0,0,,for Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji! Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.44,0:02:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, girls.\NThank you so much. Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.72,0:02:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada, Madhuri ji,\Nwelcome to the show! Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.12,0:02:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- You both look absolutely splendid! Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.68,0:02:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- I was just telling everyone Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.24,0:02:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,that your style outshines everyone else's! Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.20,0:02:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, bring out\Nyour trunk full of couplets! Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.76,0:02:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Unlock the vault!\N- Should I? Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.92,0:02:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, bring it out! Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.04,0:02:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Her glances shoot like arrows\NAimed straight and true Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.72,0:02:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,"Her glances shoot like arrows,\Naimed straight and true." Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.72,0:03:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.64,0:03:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,One look at her\NAnd joy lifts me to heaven's view! Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.44,0:03:12.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I calm my heart\NWhen Madhuri is so near? Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.36,0:03:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It skips past warning signs, ignoring fear Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.80,0:03:21.64,Default,,0,0,0,,"It skips past warning signs,\Nignoring fear!" Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.72,0:03:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hold your heart steady, don't let it roam\N- Why? Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.36,0:03:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Your wife is watching, from right at home! Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.20,0:03:31.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey!\N- The pillow! Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.32,0:03:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.24,0:03:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,This is how all the pillows\Nended up here, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.84,0:03:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- How about a couplet for Jaggu Dada?\N- Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.44,0:03:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,A personality like his is\NBollywood's greatest possession Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.04,0:03:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone bows down\NTo his unmistakable expression Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.48,0:03:53.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Tiger gets his fire from this man Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.88,0:03:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada, powerhouse of the clan! Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.72,0:04:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well said! Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.04,0:04:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Waheguru!\N- Love you! Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.56,0:04:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you. I love you.\N- Love you, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.36,0:04:07.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true.\NJaggu Dada always stands out. Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.92,0:04:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That signature way he wraps\Na handkerchief around his neck! Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.68,0:04:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, you look amazing! Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.08,0:04:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Dinesh tried your style once. Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.68,0:04:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,It seemed as if taking\Nthe handkerchief off would snap his neck. Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.84,0:04:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't even try. Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.84,0:04:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And what can I say about Madhuri ma'am?\NMa'am, you know… Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.52,0:04:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.64,0:04:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,If a man's wife styles her hair\Nlike yours, Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.88,0:04:26.76,Default,,0,0,0,,the woman might stay the same, Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.84,0:04:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,but the man suddenly behaves like\Nhe married Madhuri herself! Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.44,0:04:34.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, tell me something.\NWhen you wake up in the morning, Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.08,0:04:38.24,Default,,0,0,0,,walk up to the wash basin mirror,\Nlook at yourself, and go… Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.84,0:04:39.72,Default,,0,0,0,,"I am Madhuri!" Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.12,0:04:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you ever feel a sense of pride Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.72,0:04:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- knowing you are Madhuri Dixit?\N- Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.28,0:04:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, nothing like that.\NI am Madhuri Dixit indeed! Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.96,0:04:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,As we all know,\NDr. Nene, Madhuri ji's husband, Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.72,0:04:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,is a heart surgeon. Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.28,0:04:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,She's known as the "Dhak Dhak Girl"\Nfor making hearts race everywhere. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.64,0:05:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Only a heart surgeon\Nwas qualified to handle her. Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.20,0:05:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.88,0:05:06.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, you know, many doctors in Mumbai, Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.92,0:05:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,when they treat patients with low BP, Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,don't prescribe medicines. Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.24,0:05:13.92,Default,,0,0,0,,They simply prescribe\None Madhuri song after breakfast… Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.72,0:05:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and one after dinner.\NThat keeps their BP in check. Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.72,0:05:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, is your BP under control today? Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.16,0:05:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm looking for Dr. Nene. Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.48,0:05:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Only Dr. Nene can save me\Nfrom this fluttering heart! Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.00,0:05:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're unable to stand steady\Nwith Madhuri ji around. Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.12,0:05:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You're all shaky. Am I right? Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.96,0:05:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Has this ever happened? Doctor sahab\Nrings the bell, you open the door, Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.88,0:05:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,and he's left awestruck!\N"Madhuri in my house!" Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.52,0:05:42.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Happens every day.\N- All my love to you, Dr. Nene. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.52,0:05:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You got a lovely lady. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.12,0:05:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Madhuri ji is the reason\Nbehind many things in the industry. Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.88,0:05:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Anil Kapoor sahab's iconic "jhakaas"\Ncame out the moment he first saw her. Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.16,0:05:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, please come.\NHave a seat. Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.20,0:05:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, ma'am. Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.16,0:06:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, you look so handsome\Nwearing that hat and all. Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.40,0:06:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you come by car,\Nor did you ride a horse here? Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.24,0:06:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I like it!\NThat was a really good one. Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.20,0:06:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't really notice how I got here, Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.24,0:06:18.68,Default,,0,0,0,,because the person I was about to meet\Nwas what truly mattered. Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.76,0:06:20.72,Default,,0,0,0,,So why bother about the journey here? Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.80,0:06:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Whether I arrived by car or by horse! Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.60,0:06:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all I'm gonna say. Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.32,0:06:28.92,Default,,0,0,0,,See that little plant\Nhanging around Dada's neck? Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.00,0:06:31.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, you are an inspiration. Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.48,0:06:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You're doing a beautiful, noble deed, Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.68,0:06:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Years ago, Dada gave me a plant as a gift. Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.76,0:06:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, you know, I made it a habit Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.08,0:06:40.96,Default,,0,0,0,,to plant a tree every birthday. Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.04,0:06:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Now my kids-- They've grown up now. Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.84,0:06:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I planted a sapling for each of them\Ntoo, making it three in total. Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.04,0:06:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's great.\N- You're my inspiration, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.76,0:06:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for that. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.80,0:06:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Done? Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.40,0:06:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop clapping and go plant trees! Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.80,0:06:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as the Earth endures, so do we.\NUntil we return to the soil. Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.04,0:07:00.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone knows that. Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.36,0:07:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,All the vegetables will grow the same way. Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.16,0:07:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,They'll grow over us. Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.64,0:07:07.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, they will. It's true.\N- Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.96,0:07:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's best to set things right\Nwhile we still can. Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.16,0:07:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's important to love your planet. Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.00,0:07:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing else really matters. Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.32,0:07:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- So, everyone-- You did a fantastic job! Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.12,0:07:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nice to see you teaching\Nyour children these things early on. Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.36,0:07:21.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- So true.\N- Sir, what does nature have to say? Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.92,0:07:25.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Nature has a simple message,\N"Care for me, and I'll care for you." Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.48,0:07:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- True.\N- It also says… Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.24,0:07:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Leaf-laden trees will always give us shade Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.20,0:07:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And if they're cut, my friends\NTheir fire will still be made Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.72,0:07:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely. Incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.72,0:07:40.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Clap it up! Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.32,0:07:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dada, you know…\N- Yes, bhidu? Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.20,0:07:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,there's been a recent\Nresearch study on Madhuri ji. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.24,0:07:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Wherever Madhuri ji is, Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.84,0:07:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,the air around her equals the oxygen\Nof a hundred trees. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.84,0:07:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,That keeps people fresh. Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.52,0:07:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oxygen helps you stay fresh, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.40,0:07:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- I mean--\N- Kapil ji. Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.44,0:07:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Amazing.\N- When I lived in Denver, Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.08,0:07:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,we planted many trees there. Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.08,0:08:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Apple, plum, strawberries…\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.96,0:08:03.44,Default,,0,0,0,,curry leaves, mint leaves, Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.52,0:08:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,tomatoes. Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.76,0:08:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,When you can eat fruits and vegetables\Ngrown on your own land, Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.28,0:08:10.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- it really feels wonderful.\N- It really does. Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.32,0:08:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I would like to tell our viewers\Nthat today's episode Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.04,0:08:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,is not sponsored by\Nthe Ministry of Environment. Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.92,0:08:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,These are our genuine opinions. Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.64,0:08:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Because we truly believe\Nthis is essential in today's times. Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.48,0:08:22.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Truly. Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.40,0:08:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji have done\Nmany incredible movies together. Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.24,0:08:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Parinda, Khal Nayak, 100 Days, Ram Lakhan, Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.84,0:08:29.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Tridev, Sangeet.\N- Sangeet. Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.52,0:08:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Their friendship goes back a long way. Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.96,0:08:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, when you first saw Jaggu Dada Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.36,0:08:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and spoke to him,\Nwhat was your impression of him? Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.76,0:08:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,What I remember from\Nthe first time I saw him is that Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.84,0:08:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I was working on a song in Karma.\NA small part. Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.00,0:08:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see.\N- For Subhash ji. Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.28,0:08:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada was there, so was Anil ji. Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.64,0:08:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Both of them were sitting in a corner\Nand looking at me like this. Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.20,0:08:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.88,0:08:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- The first time. Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.20,0:08:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And I was really nervous\Nbecause I was new there. Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.44,0:08:58.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I had only a small part\Nin that song in the film. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.40,0:09:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It was you and Sridevi ji. Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.12,0:09:03.80,Default,,0,0,0,,They watch that song\Nand imagine themselves in it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.88,0:09:04.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.04,0:09:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,For the first time--\NWell, I had only heard of her, Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.96,0:09:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,not seen her. Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.24,0:09:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Saroj Khan ji, the late\Nlegendary choreographer… Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.04,0:09:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,She came to Subhash ji and said to him Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.16,0:09:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"There's a beautiful heroine\Nwho's also an exceptional dancer." Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.08,0:09:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Make sure you cast her in your film."\N- Yes, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.20,0:09:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, after that--\N- That's also where we met. Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.24,0:09:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Still awestruck!\N- I was rehearsing, Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.92,0:09:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- and both of them gawked at me.\N- I am still awestruck! Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.88,0:09:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I am still awestruck! Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.12,0:09:30.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Still the same.\NStill haven't recovered from it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.84,0:09:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And-- I used to literally blush. Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.28,0:09:37.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, why were you watching her dance\Ninstead of rehearsing? Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.96,0:09:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes, son… Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,you must forget yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.72,0:09:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji has done\Nevery kind of role with me. Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.80,0:09:50.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's really-- I feel happy.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.60,0:09:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She has played my wife, my girlfriend, Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.24,0:09:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- my sister.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.24,0:09:57.80,Default,,0,0,0,,She also played my mother-in-law. Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.88,0:10:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mother-in-law? When…\N- Sangeet. Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.52,0:10:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Sangeet. Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.88,0:10:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- "O Rabba Koi To Bataye…"\N- Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.60,0:10:05.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- I was playing the mother and daughter!\N- Jaggu… Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.88,0:10:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, okay.\N- I was wondering, "When did that happen?" Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's amazing, Dada.\NYour memory is sharp. Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.28,0:10:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Love you for that.\NThere are so many roles, you know? Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.28,0:10:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.12,0:10:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,When it comes to dance, the world agrees\Nthat no one comes close to Madhuri Dixit. Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.80,0:10:25.92,Default,,0,0,0,,But with Dada,\Npeople would fall at his feet, Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.48,0:10:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,begging him to do it in one take! Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.96,0:10:31.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, along with the excitement, did you\Nalso feel nervous working with Madhuri ji? Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.56,0:10:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,When it came to dance? Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.40,0:10:34.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Because she's an exceptional dancer. Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.80,0:10:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I was never nervous\Nbecause all eyes would be on her. Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.12,0:10:43.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I remember the song in Ram Lakhan. Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.76,0:10:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- "O Ramji, Bada Dukh Di Na…" Remember?\N- "Dukh Di Na…" Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.72,0:10:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- There's a story behind it.\N- Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.04,0:10:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Saroj ji was informed about the song, Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.04,0:10:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but she wasn't given any background. Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.08,0:10:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see.\N- Where it fit into the film Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.84,0:10:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,or why it was there. Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.12,0:11:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Saroj ji was simply sent the song\Nand asked to choreograph it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.16,0:11:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,So when we reached the sets, Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.24,0:11:05.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Saroj ji was fully prepared. Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.76,0:11:08.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Subhash ji asked her\Nto demonstrate the choreography. Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.68,0:11:11.52,Default,,0,0,0,,And her steps were bursting with energy! Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.16,0:11:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I remember. Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.56,0:11:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Subhash ji exclaimed, "The girl's\Ncharacter isn't like that at all!" Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.56,0:11:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"She's very innocent, and…" Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.12,0:11:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- With the brother-in-law around.\N- She-- With the brother-in-law around. Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.12,0:11:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- And she's--\N- She couldn't just break into a dance! Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.52,0:11:27.96,Default,,0,0,0,,She's complaining-- Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.52,0:11:31.64,Default,,0,0,0,,No, really, this was the conversation. Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.88,0:11:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Conversation…\N- Why are they applauding? Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.08,0:11:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Within seconds, Saroj ji--\N- In just seconds, Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.52,0:11:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- she changed it.\N- She revamped the choreography. Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.40,0:11:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Kudos to Saroj ji for bringing\Nthat song to life so beautifully. Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.00,0:11:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.76,0:11:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Who was your favorite choreographer? Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.44,0:11:48.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure it was Saroj ji. Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.00,0:11:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Saroj ji.\N- No doubt about it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.80,0:11:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, who was your favorite? Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.20,0:11:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, skip the favorite.\NWho annoyed you the most? Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.76,0:11:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,One who made you work a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.72,0:12:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I was never mad at them.\NThey would get mad at me. Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.84,0:12:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,They'd be fed up with me. Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.60,0:12:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,They'd wonder, "How do we\Nmake this mountain move?" Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.08,0:12:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I… Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.92,0:12:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, before entering films, Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.40,0:12:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,you obviously grew up watching movies. Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.44,0:12:13.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Who was your favorite actor? Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.52,0:12:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dev sahab.\N- Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.08,0:12:17.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.52,0:12:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Even today… Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.60,0:12:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Dev sahab gave me my first film. Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.12,0:12:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I never thought someone like me,\Nliving in a chawl, would get a role. Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.60,0:12:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Dev sahab said, Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.52,0:12:30.72,Default,,0,0,0,,"I saw your photo this morning,\Nand now you're right in front of me." Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.80,0:12:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,"You will definitely get a role." Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.84,0:12:36.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And he offered me one! Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.80,0:12:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He gave me a role,\Nand I couldn't believe it. Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.84,0:12:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.56,0:12:46.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- It was fate!\N- Amazing. Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.84,0:12:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Amazing.\N- I think the makers then Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.68,0:12:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- were very instinctive.\N- Right! Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.24,0:12:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And instinctively, Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.24,0:12:56.92,Default,,0,0,0,,they would scout someone from the crowd. Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.00,0:12:59.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- I don't know. Spontaneous!\N- The person you grew up idolizing Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.52,0:13:01.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- is now casting you!\N- Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.76,0:13:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a huge deal! Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.08,0:13:07.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, that's exactly how we feel\Nseeing you both here. Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.60,0:13:08.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't believe it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.48,0:13:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,When we see you-- Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.48,0:13:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,We didn't even have enough money\Nto watch a movie in the theater. Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.52,0:13:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,When the main theater stopped running it, Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.16,0:13:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and small, local theaters would start\Nrunning it for cheap, Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.20,0:13:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,that's when we could watch it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.44,0:13:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We're so blessed that you're on our show. Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.00,0:13:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love you both.\N- We're blessed too. Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.44,0:13:24.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- We love you!\N- Thank you. Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.88,0:13:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- You're one of the finest. Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.56,0:13:27.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you, Dada.\N- No kidding, really. Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.00,0:13:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely.\N- You're a heavy hitter yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.16,0:13:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji once said that\Nafter doing so many romantic films, Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.48,0:13:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,she has so much experience that\Nshe could even romance a rock. Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.96,0:13:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,After working with which actor\Ndid you say those lines? Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.52,0:13:48.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done! Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.80,0:13:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell us! Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.16,0:13:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You can say my name. It's fine. Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.16,0:13:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no. It's no one. Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.96,0:13:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I said that… Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.44,0:13:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,because of my love for romance. Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.76,0:14:00.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I love romance. Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.40,0:14:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And I love the thought of being in love. Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.44,0:14:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why I said that I can even Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.68,0:14:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- look at a rock romantically.\N- I can romance it. Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.36,0:14:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- No doubt about it.\N- Romancing-- Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.12,0:14:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Romancing the stone. Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.60,0:14:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think she'd just\Nlook at a rock romantically. Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.84,0:14:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I think she'd melt it. Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.00,0:14:18.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well said!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.56,0:14:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my!\N- Look… Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.08,0:14:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,even this rock from Amritsar\Nis beginning to melt. Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.56,0:14:29.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri, when you met Dr. Nene, Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.36,0:14:33.40,Default,,0,0,0,,did you romance him,\Nor did he romance you? Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.16,0:14:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I think it was very mutual. Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.88,0:14:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, okay.\N- Because we met, talked, Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.20,0:14:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,and something clicked. Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.36,0:14:42.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Doctor! Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.40,0:14:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.76,0:14:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Nene! Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.60,0:14:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ram sahab! Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.40,0:14:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ma'am, as you said, you were\Nshy when you were new to the industry. Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.76,0:14:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Was there any actor who felt shy Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.68,0:15:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- during romantic scenes with you?\N- Me! Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.60,0:15:04.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- You would get shy?!\N- Yes, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.56,0:15:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not used to it. Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.20,0:15:08.28,Default,,0,0,0,,A movie is actually filmed in real life. Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.36,0:15:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Some emotions are private,\Nthey live in the heart. Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.36,0:15:12.76,Default,,0,0,0,,How can you just\Nproject them onto a screen? Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.36,0:15:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,When she speaks, it's very hard\Nto sing and look into her eyes. Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.04,0:15:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Very lovely! She is expressive. Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.48,0:15:22.40,Default,,0,0,0,,She is so immersed in her role. Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.48,0:15:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,When it's a romantic film,\Nshe is romancing! Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.52,0:15:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand your feelings, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.12,0:15:29.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You do, right? Exactly! Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.08,0:15:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.04,0:15:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Dada, we've spoken to many actresses Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.88,0:15:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,who say your eyes carry such affection Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.72,0:15:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,that they forget their lines. Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.52,0:15:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not creepy. Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.88,0:15:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.28,0:15:44.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Creepy!\N- Not at all. Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.88,0:15:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right?\N- There is a purity in his personality. Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.84,0:15:49.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Of course.\N- You know… Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.44,0:15:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- he's so innocent and down to earth.\N- Hear this! Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.76,0:15:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Even when I was doing Ram Lakhan, Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.64,0:15:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,we were working on the song\N"Bada Dukh Dina O Ramji…" Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.96,0:16:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, she was-- Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.28,0:16:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It wasn't just that song.\NShe performed all of them beautifully. Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.44,0:16:06.32,Default,,0,0,0,,She understood every song. Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.40,0:16:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,The song "Maar Daala." Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.52,0:16:09.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Chunni babuji.\N- Sailaab. Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.04,0:16:12.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- That was our last film together. Hello!\N- You name it-- Which one? Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.36,0:16:13.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which one?\N- Devdas. Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.08,0:16:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Chunni babu! "C" for… Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.84,0:16:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.08,0:16:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you beauty! So lovely! Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.00,0:16:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- God bless you.\N- Your movies have been so fun, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.16,0:16:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Some things are not there anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.64,0:16:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,There was a movie, Doodh Ka Karz, Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.76,0:16:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,where a snake bites the heroine, Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.96,0:16:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,and Jaggu Dada sucks the venom out. Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.92,0:16:48.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We had fun watching it.\NI'm sure you had fun as well. Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.84,0:16:52.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- He means something else.\N- No, I was-- Dada, no! Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.28,0:16:57.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, actors these days\Nask questions about the scene. Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.36,0:16:58.72,Default,,0,0,0,,"What if I do this? How will it work?" Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.80,0:17:00.84,Default,,0,0,0,,"How can you suck out venom like that?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.92,0:17:02.52,Default,,0,0,0,,"Won't I die?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.60,0:17:05.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, how would the director convince you? Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.44,0:17:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't you say, "There isn't a single\Nsnake charmer in my family tree." Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.84,0:17:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,"How can I pull this off?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.36,0:17:14.56,Default,,0,0,0,,When I entered films, I didn't know much. Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.64,0:17:16.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't understand much then,\Nand I still don't. Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.52,0:17:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,If they asked me to do it, I would. Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.60,0:17:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever they told me, I did. Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.88,0:17:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,As he read the script, he said,\N"The snake is your brother." Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.60,0:17:30.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Whenever they came\Nto narrate the script to us, Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.76,0:17:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,the stories would be like this. Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.84,0:17:36.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Just over-the-top scenes\Nand all that. Nothing more. Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.00,0:17:41.56,Default,,0,0,0,,The snake is your brother, and your\Ngirlfriend's father stole his jewel. Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.60,0:17:48.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's-- And your girlfriend\Nis the one wearing the jewel. Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.84,0:17:50.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So the snake is after her. Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.44,0:17:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,There was no time to study the script. Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.12,0:17:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- I worked on a movie that had a dog in it.\N- Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.52,0:17:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- The dog--\N- Teri Meherbaniyan. Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.12,0:18:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Teri Meherbaniyan. Wow!\N- Teri Meherbaniyan. Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.56,0:18:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure everyone remembers it.\NWhat a film! Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.20,0:18:05.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What happens in that movie is\Nthat Dada's character dies, Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.56,0:18:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,and the dog avenges him. Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.00,0:18:10.52,Default,,0,0,0,,If you narrate this story\Nto someone today, Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.60,0:18:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Your character has been killed off--"\N- The dog is dead, Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.56,0:18:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and you are avenging his death! Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.56,0:18:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,People ask why I agreed\Nto do the opposite. Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.36,0:18:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The dog became the hero. Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.24,0:18:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,True! Actors would have their dogs\Nchase the narrator for that! Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.20,0:18:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,"Am I in the dog's story,\Nor is the dog in mine?" Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.52,0:18:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, was that dog yours? Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.48,0:18:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,No. His name was James. Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.04,0:18:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,After each take, he'd chill\Nin an air-conditioned car. Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.76,0:18:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- After the pack-up, air-conditioned hotel.\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.00,0:18:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Shampoo and massage regularly. Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.88,0:18:39.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Every day, he was treated Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.56,0:18:41.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- the way they're supposed to be treated!\N- Of course. Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.76,0:18:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the proper way to love them. Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.16,0:18:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The dogs. Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.08,0:18:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- The cats and all other animals.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.56,0:18:51.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Birds and all living things\Ndeserve the same. Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.48,0:18:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wherever they are,\Nshow them love and give them food. Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.56,0:18:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Care for them. Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.04,0:19:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No one notices anymore.\NEveryone's glued to the screen. Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.68,0:19:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How will you care for them\Nwhen you're stuck to your phone? Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.48,0:19:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's gotten so rigid. Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.80,0:19:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Like this. Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.12,0:19:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you have better things to do?\NHow long will you keep at it? Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.24,0:19:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- True.\N- Yeah, bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.44,0:19:16.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't make children laugh while they eat,\Nand keep them away from screens! Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.52,0:19:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,The elders believe handing them a screen\Nwill make them eat! No way! Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.92,0:19:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Our mothers would sit us down, Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.20,0:19:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,serve the food, and we'd eat quietly Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.08,0:19:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,so we didn't choke. Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.16,0:19:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,If you choke on food while laughing,\Nyou're done for! Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.00,0:19:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Things were different when we\Nhad our meals sitting on the floor. Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.84,0:19:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Chairs make us enjoy our food\Nless than before. Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.72,0:19:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything's falling apart.\NBack aches, indigestion, popping pills. Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.48,0:19:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What the actual--\NYou can't sit cross-legged on the floor?! Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.56,0:19:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- No one sits like that anymore!\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.52,0:19:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing, Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.72,0:19:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,On the floor. Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.96,0:19:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Like this… Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.16,0:19:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Eat like this. Right, bhidu?\N- Right. Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.48,0:20:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- And like this.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.96,0:20:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right? Sit like this, for God's sake!\N- This is the best. Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.00,0:20:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Eat comfortably. Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.00,0:20:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Love you, Jackie! Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.88,0:20:11.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- This is really helpful, man!\N- Of course, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.36,0:20:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And when you sit on the floor,\Nlegs crossed, to have your meal, Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.24,0:20:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,you have to bend, right? Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.56,0:20:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It puts pressure on your stomach,\Nso you can't overeat. Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.12,0:20:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- So they eat less. Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.12,0:20:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the right amount. Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.12,0:20:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,That's true, Dada. After this\Ndining table culture came along, Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.84,0:20:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- you end up eating…\N- It messed us up. Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.52,0:20:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,without even realizing\Nhow much you've had. Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.96,0:20:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Then you can't get up, so you\Nloosen your belt and just sit there. Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.52,0:20:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't move for another hour. Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.12,0:20:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my! Kapil!\N- Have you noticed? Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.84,0:20:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I have. Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.16,0:20:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,When you're hosting,\Nguests tend to linger for hours Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.68,0:20:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- after dinner.\N- They don't get up. Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.88,0:20:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Next, dessert is served, and they\Ncontinue eating until they're stuffed. Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.68,0:20:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- I love it.\N- Yes, Dada? Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.56,0:20:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What Dada just said\Nare very basic things. Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.64,0:20:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Dada, for sharing. Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.16,0:21:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, friends!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.28,0:21:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.40,0:21:22.40,Default,,0,0,0,,In the presence of Sidhu sahab\Nand Archana ji, Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.48,0:21:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra\Ntakes the stage. Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.24,0:21:27.24,Default,,0,0,0,,The tenth-best orchestra\Nof Jamnapaar, Delhi! Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.32,0:21:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Tenth-best…\N- We are here to perform on Netflix! Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.60,0:21:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to say a few words. Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.28,0:21:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Your love makes an artist glow Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.04,0:21:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- Your love makes an artist glow Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.32,0:21:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Eat some gajar ka halwa\NNow carrots are cheap, you know! Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.84,0:21:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.32,0:21:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Madhuri ji is here.\N- Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.32,0:21:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And Jaggu Dada is here. Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.52,0:21:57.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jackie ji.\N- Brother! Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.84,0:22:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, brother.\N- Brother! Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.12,0:22:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,It feels so good… Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.64,0:22:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,to have you here. Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.12,0:22:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! No, please wear it. Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.32,0:22:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Please keep it, Dada. Oh… Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.96,0:22:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You're fantastic, man! Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.88,0:22:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Dada.\NWon't this tickle me when I move? Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.56,0:22:22.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It makes you feel great\Nwhen someone plants a tree. Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.40,0:22:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It makes you really happy. Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.64,0:22:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Everyone should be.\N- So, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.92,0:22:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make Jaggu Dada happy.\NOne second. Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.92,0:22:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's plant a tree. Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.16,0:22:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, wow! He's got it!\N- He brought plants. Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.96,0:22:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, wow.\N- Here you go. Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.00,0:22:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- You hang it around your neck, Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.24,0:22:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- and I crown it on my head.\N- Excellent! Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.80,0:22:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.76,0:22:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.12,0:22:41.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- How do I look? Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.92,0:22:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stud! Wow!\N- Very nice. Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.12,0:22:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, this is… Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.24,0:22:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Diamond Raja. Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.92,0:22:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Call us for weddings and events. Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.68,0:22:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Diamond Raja for weddings and events.\N- Wedding events! Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.40,0:22:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Amazing.\N- Please let us know Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.76,0:22:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- if any plant or tree is getting hitched.\N- For sure. Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.96,0:22:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sit, please.\N- No card for him? Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.20,0:23:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- The card bears his address.\N- Oh… Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.96,0:23:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Raja sahab, why would he get\Na plant married? Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.72,0:23:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He nurtures the plants\Nlike they're his own kids. Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.68,0:23:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Once the plant grows, its wedding\Nbecomes the parents' responsibility. Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.52,0:23:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.44,0:23:17.24,Default,,0,0,0,,How can one tell\Nif it's a male or female? Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.80,0:23:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Just pick up the pot\Nand check, Sidhu sahab. Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.56,0:23:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If I give the two of youse… Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.08,0:23:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Youse?"\N- What's "youse"? Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.04,0:23:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- He's right. That's my lingo.\N- Apologies if I misspoke. Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.36,0:23:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Say what you want.\N- What is "youse"? Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.96,0:23:39.40,Default,,0,0,0,,"I" means "me". Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.48,0:23:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Youse" means "him."\N- "Youse" means "you." Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.84,0:23:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.84,0:23:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"Youse" means "him." I was-- Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.72,0:23:45.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- He's a rookie in Mumbai. Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.00,0:23:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.20,0:23:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,When I was new in Mumbai, Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.40,0:23:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I was traveling by train. Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.72,0:23:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.04,0:24:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I brushed past a lady,\Nand she snapped, "Look straight!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.04,0:24:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Look straight!\N- So, I started looking straight at her. Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.20,0:24:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Then?\N- Then another lady came, Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.20,0:24:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I brushed past her, and she said,\N"Look straight!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.88,0:24:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, "Ma'am, right now I'm looking\Nstraight at her." Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.84,0:24:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,By the time I reached Charni Road station,\NI'd looked straight at 17 or 18 women. Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.16,0:24:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Language in Mumbai has its own twist. Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.16,0:24:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't familiar with it at the time. Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.72,0:24:25.28,Default,,0,0,0,,These days, I'm fluent in it. Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.36,0:24:26.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, he's new in Mumbai. Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.84,0:24:28.44,Default,,0,0,0,,He knows nothing about Mumbai. Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.52,0:24:30.64,Default,,0,0,0,,He used to bathe donkeys\Nback in Afghanistan. Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.36,0:24:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Madhuri ji.\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.48,0:24:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's so good to see you.\N- Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.44,0:24:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I didn't become\Na doctor because of you. Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.08,0:24:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- I quit medical school.\N- What… Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.36,0:24:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- I was enrolled in one.\N- Why did you quit? Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.92,0:24:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you had only one spot\Nfor a doctor, Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.88,0:24:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,and that got filled.\NSo, it was pointless. Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.52,0:24:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to share a verse\Npraising your beauty. Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.88,0:24:59.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I roamed the world to find beauty true Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.04,0:25:02.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it ended the moment I saw you Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.04,0:25:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.04,0:25:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.56,0:25:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do you know what I just felt?\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.96,0:25:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Diamond Raja is done!\N- Killed it! Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.60,0:25:17.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Diamond Raja. Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.36,0:25:20.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- By the way, Madhuri ji…\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.72,0:25:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't mind me asking,\Nwhat time does your husband Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.32,0:25:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- wake up in the morning?\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.16,0:25:29.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why? What does it matter?\N- Just asking. Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.40,0:25:31.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Around 6:30 a.m.\N- Okay, 6:30 a.m. Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.80,0:25:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I wake up ten minutes earlier than that. Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.64,0:25:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.20,0:25:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Habit. Routine. Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.08,0:25:41.44,Default,,0,0,0,,How much time does he spend working out? Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.24,0:25:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,An hour. Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.16,0:25:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- I go ten minutes longer.\N- Ten minutes. Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.64,0:25:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What time does he go to bed at night? Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.28,0:25:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Around 10:00 or 10:30 p.m. Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.64,0:25:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I hit the bed ten minutes earlier. Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.60,0:25:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh…\N- All the ten-minute extras he squeezes in Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.72,0:25:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,get counted by his wife, and she\Nmakes him pay for them by the day's end! Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.68,0:25:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I see! Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.88,0:26:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I save ten minutes here and there Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.56,0:26:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,just to watch Channe Ke Khet Mein. Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.28,0:26:06.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.56,0:26:10.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's not the step. It goes like this.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.16,0:26:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I drink a little as I watch\NChanne Ke Khet Mein. So… Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.08,0:26:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And eat channa. Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.52,0:26:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, man.\N- Gosh! Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.68,0:26:20.84,Default,,0,0,0,,What a huge dumbbell! Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.92,0:26:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.24,0:26:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you guess\Nwhich song of yours this is? Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.72,0:26:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,This one? Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.52,0:26:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which one?\N- Dola Re Dola. Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.12,0:26:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji, all that is fine, but… Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.76,0:26:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw one of your movies. Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.96,0:26:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,The violent scenes in it\Nwere too much for me. Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.32,0:26:43.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You should've gone with a body double. Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.52,0:26:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't like the violent scene\Nwith Salman ji. Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.24,0:26:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which one?\N- I didn't like it at all. Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.80,0:26:49.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, my bumps got goose. Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.72,0:26:51.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bumps got goose?\N- Look at this. Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.80,0:26:52.80,Default,,0,0,0,,My bumps got goose. Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.88,0:26:55.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which scene are you talking about?\N- The one where… Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.68,0:26:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,flicks a flower at her using a slingshot. Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.88,0:27:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Violence?\N- That flower. Man! Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.32,0:27:01.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Violence!\N- It didn't hit her waist. Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.52,0:27:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It hit me right here in my heart. Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.56,0:27:05.52,Default,,0,0,0,,That was so violent! Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.20,0:27:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,In "Didi Tera Devar Deewana"? Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.32,0:27:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's the one. I didn't like it.\N- You didn't? Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.92,0:27:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Not at all. Why be so violent\Nwith a beautiful lady? Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.56,0:27:14.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I say, Jackie Dada,\Nlet's settle one thing today. Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.32,0:27:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay? If you don't mind,\Nmay I make a call? Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.88,0:27:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Go on. Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.36,0:27:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Who is he calling? Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.36,0:27:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Namaskar. Adab. Sat Sri Akal. Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.08,0:27:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Kem cho? Kedo haal?\N- Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.24,0:27:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji. Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.16,0:27:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, alright. Just tell us, Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.76,0:27:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,why were you violent with her?\NWhy did you hit her with a flower? Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.52,0:27:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with didi's devar\Nbeing so deewana? Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.24,0:27:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I did not like it. Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.96,0:27:45.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, actually… Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.04,0:27:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,the director asked me to. Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.20,0:27:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Since when did you, Salman,\Nstart listening to the director? Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.72,0:27:57.76,Default,,0,0,0,,"Director told me to." Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.32,0:28:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Look me in the eye when you speak. Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.16,0:28:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why did you do that?\N- Oh, man. Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.60,0:28:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- That was unacceptable. I didn't like it.\N- I didn't know. Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.24,0:28:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't know Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.72,0:28:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,this would reach you. Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.36,0:28:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, it reached me.\NYou really shouldn't have done that. Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.36,0:28:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't repeat it. Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.68,0:28:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, you won't do it again,\Nbut why do it at all? Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.96,0:28:20.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't like the way you treated her. Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.92,0:28:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Now-- No, no! Stop that! Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.92,0:28:27.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Now don't cry! Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.00,0:28:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay? Don't sulk now.\NListen to me. Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.96,0:28:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I said what I had to. Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.16,0:28:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't mean to be harsh.\NJust don't do it again. Okay? Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.28,0:28:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It should never happen again. Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.48,0:28:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's really not nice. Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.20,0:28:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright?\N- Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.12,0:28:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be disheartened. Okay? Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.04,0:28:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's sorted now. Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.36,0:28:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done! Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.88,0:28:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Don't allow people to say just anything.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.68,0:28:51.28,Default,,0,0,0,,He stood up for you. Crushed him. Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.36,0:28:53.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely.\N- You should always settle it. Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.52,0:28:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you ever face any trouble,\Njust let me know. Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.28,0:28:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada, I appreciate you a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.08,0:29:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- Your "father-son" relationship Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.00,0:29:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,is full of respect and regard. Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.28,0:29:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I really like that. Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.16,0:29:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- All parents have that.\N- No, not with me. Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.28,0:29:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Lately, my father has\Nembraced this misleading notion Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.92,0:29:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,that fathers and sons\Nare more like friends. Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.88,0:29:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Misleading notion! I love it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.48,0:29:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,A father is a father, and a son is a son. Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.36,0:29:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,They can't be friends.\NMy father wants to be my friend. Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.32,0:29:25.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's wrong with that?\N- The other day, he was having a drink. Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.36,0:29:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "Let's have a 30-30 drink." Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.12,0:29:28.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I said no. Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.04,0:29:31.36,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "Come on,\Nlet's go 30-30. We're friends." Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.44,0:29:32.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, "No, Dad. Let it be." Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.68,0:29:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "Come on, 30-30."\NI said, "No. I don't want to." Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.12,0:29:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,He asked, "Are we not friends?"\NI said, "Not 30-30. Let's do 90-90." Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.28,0:29:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, "Pour two 90 ml drinks, Damodar." Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.52,0:29:47.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Damodar!\N- Really? Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.64,0:29:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- You called him by his name?\N- He didn't like that. Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.72,0:29:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I got a 60-60 across both cheeks! Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.96,0:29:57.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I be friends with my father\Nif I can't call him by his name? Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.36,0:29:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course. Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.56,0:30:00.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Why push it?\NI refused from the very beginning. Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.16,0:30:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Madhuri ji, I…\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.16,0:30:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had a song stuck in my head. Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.52,0:30:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,With your help,\Nthe song will get even better. Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.32,0:30:13.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.00,0:30:16.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which song?\N- I mean, if you can Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.36,0:30:18.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- sneeze on the beat, it can get sicker.\N- I see! Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.52,0:30:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sneeze on the beat! Okay.\N- Exactly. Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.04,0:30:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,The way you coughed in that film… Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.32,0:30:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,If you could do the same for the song,\Nthat would be wonderful. Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.20,0:30:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- If you don't mind. Dialogue: 0,0:30:28.80,0:30:30.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's do it.\N- Guys, are you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:30:32.56,0:30:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,A big round of applause\Nfor Madhuri ji, friends! Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.88,0:30:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Friends, we have Madhuri ji with us, Dialogue: 0,0:30:39.24,0:30:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,and the song is called "Uhu-Uhu." Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.28,0:30:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two. Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.76,0:30:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two, three, four, five,\Nsix, seven, eight, nine. Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.96,0:31:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Let's go somewhere Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.08,0:31:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Somewhere far Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.48,0:31:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Not near Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.36,0:31:09.68,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It will be fun! Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.32,0:31:18.48,Default,,0,0,0,,\\We'll go to the beach Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.56,0:31:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Bask in the sunshine Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.12,0:31:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Get a nice tan Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.68,0:31:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Put on sunscreen Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.28,0:31:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Rock those sunglasses Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.28,0:31:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It will be fun! Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.40,0:31:33.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice! Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.04,0:31:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,\\We'll go to the hills Dialogue: 0,0:31:40.32,0:31:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It will be nice and cold Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.40,0:31:44.76,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Get a bonfire going Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.72,0:31:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Warm our hands Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.44,0:31:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Snuggle up Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.84,0:31:52.56,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It will be fun! Dialogue: 0,0:31:58.80,0:32:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, a few lines for Jackie Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.28,0:32:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Jackie Dada, you say… Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.08,0:32:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Yeah, bhidu."\N- Yeah, bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.16,0:32:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hear it for Jackie Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.60,0:32:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,\\- Wherever we go\N- Yeah, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.24,0:32:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,\\- We plant trees\N- Yeah, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.68,0:32:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,\\- Water them\N- Yeah, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.96,0:32:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,\\- Fertilize them fine\N- Yes, bro Dialogue: 0,0:32:23.96,0:32:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,\\- Oxygen levels rise\N- Yeah, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.12,0:32:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,\\- It will be fun!\N- Yeah, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.72,0:32:45.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, friends!\NThank you, Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.80,0:32:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Madhuri ji! Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.52,0:32:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you. Yeah, friends!\N- Lovely! Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.12,0:32:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much! Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.76,0:32:51.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Lovely! Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.20,0:33:01.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, Dada, we have a few pictures\Nof you we'd like to show you. Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.76,0:33:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,People make such great comments.\NShow us. Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.96,0:33:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,KOMMENTER'S KRAVING Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.84,0:33:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,The first photo is of Madhuri ji. Dialogue: 0,0:33:13.68,0:33:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"Can't think of a better welcome\Nto Mumbai than vada pav." Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.24,0:33:17.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Tim Cook. Apple. Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.04,0:33:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's look at the comments. Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.40,0:33:22.72,Default,,0,0,0,,"Tim Cook, cook, cook, cook…" Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.08,0:33:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Very nice. Show us more.\N- Cook, cook, cook… Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.80,0:33:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That was very nice. Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.20,0:33:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God!\N- Superb. Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.68,0:33:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,"I have heard that Tim sells apples." Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.40,0:33:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,"I sell oranges in Nagpur." Dialogue: 0,0:33:34.44,0:33:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,"Can I also have dinner with you?" Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.60,0:33:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Next.\N- Good one. Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.00,0:33:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,"He wasn't half this happy when he\Nbecame Apple's CEO as he is now, Dialogue: 0,0:33:43.68,0:33:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,having vada pav with Madhuri ji." Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.52,0:33:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,That's correct! Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.52,0:33:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Show us more. Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.16,0:33:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,"Ma'am, no matter how much you feed him,\NApple still won't give a discount." Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.84,0:33:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.48,0:34:01.60,Default,,0,0,0,,"He won't skip chutney on his vada pav,\Nbut he'll skip the charger in the box!" Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.88,0:34:04.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You should've asked him about that. Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.44,0:34:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Show us more. Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.44,0:34:08.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's Dada's photo! Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.52,0:34:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,"Happy Father's Day to the most loving\Nand best dad." Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.52,0:34:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Show us the comments. Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.36,0:34:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,"That's what happens\Nwhen you sit on a hot rock." Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.92,0:34:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice one, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.60,0:34:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.24,0:34:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dada came to this field\Nhoping to catch a glimpse of Madhuri ji." Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.40,0:34:34.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Show us more. Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.40,0:34:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Looks like Jaggu Dada found\Nthe buried treasure." Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.56,0:34:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Found the soil. Right. Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.44,0:34:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone has replied, "He went\Nto plant trees, but struck oil instead." Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.80,0:34:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice one, man! Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.88,0:34:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.52,0:34:53.36,Default,,0,0,0,,"So much to talk about, right?" Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.44,0:34:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Show the comments. Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.08,0:34:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,"They were right." Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.20,0:34:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,"Doctors and engineers really do\Nsteal your high school sweetheart." Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.88,0:35:04.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:35:06.52,0:35:07.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Bitter truth. Dialogue: 0,0:35:08.28,0:35:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.60,0:35:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,"Madhuri ji, both of them are here\Npartying with you, Dialogue: 0,0:35:12.44,0:35:15.48,Default,,0,0,0,,but somewhere Rakhi ji is wondering\Nwhere her Karan and Arjun are." Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.04,0:35:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.44,0:35:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,"Can't believe mango season\Nis nearly done." Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.48,0:35:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,"Will wait for next year." Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.84,0:35:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, you love mangoes just like I do!\N- I love mangoes! Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.08,0:35:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Show the comments. Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.12,0:35:32.72,Default,,0,0,0,,"She sticks to mangoes, because she knows\Nan apple a day keeps the doctor away." Dialogue: 0,0:35:34.76,0:35:37.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Amazing! Oh, man!\N- That was a good one! Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.56,0:35:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That was indirect! Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.48,0:35:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.28,0:35:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"Now that Madhuri ji has hugged them,\Nthey're no longer aam. They are khaas." Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.16,0:35:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- How do they come up with these?!\N- Oh my God! Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.76,0:35:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Show us more.\N- So creative! Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.12,0:35:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That's your pet, right?\NI have seen other photos of it. Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.68,0:35:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- He's so cute.\N- Show us the comments. Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.08,0:36:02.32,Default,,0,0,0,,"There's a new shaman in town\Nwith a parrot that reads tarot cards." Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.48,0:36:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Praise the Lord! Dialogue: 0,0:36:06.00,0:36:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Next. Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.36,0:36:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,"Jaggu Dada, you're so innocent." Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.00,0:36:11.80,Default,,0,0,0,,"Someone gave you a fake parrot.\NReal parrots are green." Dialogue: 0,0:36:15.00,0:36:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this parrot from India or from abroad? Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.24,0:36:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- African.\N- I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.08,0:36:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone gave it to me, and I kept it. Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.16,0:36:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,African grey. Dialogue: 0,0:36:22.52,0:36:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- This is the first time I've seen one.\N- It's an African grey. Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.88,0:36:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- African?\N- They're called Kasuku. Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.12,0:36:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Sukku"?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:36:27.44,0:36:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Kasuku.\N- "Tusuku"? Dialogue: 0,0:36:29.76,0:36:31.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Kasuku.\N- It's called a parrot! Dialogue: 0,0:36:32.48,0:36:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:36:34.00,0:36:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Next comment. Dialogue: 0,0:36:36.00,0:36:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"Parrots are usually green.\NWhat kind of parrot is this?" Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.12,0:36:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone replied, "Kuch Kuch Tota Hai.\NYou won't get it." Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.80,0:36:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,They are so creative!\N"Kuch Kuch Hota Hai." Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.04,0:36:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Classic! Dialogue: 0,0:36:48.64,0:36:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada is very fit himself,\Nand Tiger is just as fit. Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.16,0:36:55.56,Default,,0,0,0,,The parrot you just saw also does yoga. Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.16,0:36:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me show you a video. Play it. Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.96,0:37:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Learn to balance, bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.76,0:37:03.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- He is doing Tadasana.\N- See if you can balance on one leg. Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.88,0:37:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.16,0:37:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- He said yes.\N- He said yes! Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.88,0:37:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good show.\N- Good show. Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.36,0:37:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,So cute! Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.24,0:37:12.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How cute is that! Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.36,0:37:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- He was standing on one leg.\N- One leg! Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.32,0:37:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I told my friend to learn something\Nfrom him. He said, "Yes." Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.72,0:37:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,He asked, "Like this?"\NHe said, "Yes. Good show." Dialogue: 0,0:37:21.08,0:37:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.56,0:37:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, we know that you love\Nanimals and birds very much. Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.56,0:37:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We have heard that you were\Nonce gifted an egg. Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.16,0:37:32.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right, I--\N- You got it hatched, and kept the bird. Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.64,0:37:33.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.84,0:37:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I went to Kashmir to shoot for Singham. Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.60,0:37:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,My driver gave me some eggs\Nhis mother had sent. Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.16,0:37:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Kashmiri eggs. Local eggs. Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.00,0:37:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I brought them here,\Nand my hen had just laid eggs. Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.64,0:37:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I put her eggs aside for a bit,\Nand kept these ones with her. Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.04,0:37:52.32,Default,,0,0,0,,She sat on them,\Nand the Kashmiri chicks hatched. Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.40,0:37:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So now, I have Kashmiri chickens. Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.40,0:37:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone gave me eggs in Jaipur,\Nand I got those hatched too Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.72,0:37:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:37:59.68,0:38:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Wherever I go, people give me eggs.\NI pass them to my hen, and they hatch. Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.84,0:38:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't your hen complain\Nabout having to hatch all these eggs? Dialogue: 0,0:38:08.72,0:38:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,She is very sweet.\NThere are many. Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.28,0:38:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I have other hens too. Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.52,0:38:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You keep one rooster and many hens. Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.64,0:38:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You make them put in so much effort! Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.72,0:38:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he does all the work himself. Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.36,0:38:26.76,Default,,0,0,0,,No idea how he pulls it off! Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.76,0:38:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Friends, we got to see a movie\Nin this life Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.44,0:38:37.52,Default,,0,0,0,,that made history.\NHum Aapke Hain Koun..! Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.64,0:38:39.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.68,0:38:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a super entertaining film. Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.92,0:38:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- You also helped so many people, you know?\N- How? Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.52,0:38:48.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- You wore a purple sari in that movie.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.60,0:38:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Helped?\N- That sari became so popular! Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.52,0:38:53.84,Default,,0,0,0,,The girls who'd waited ten years to marry Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.40,0:38:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,wore the sari, and it made a difference! Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.48,0:39:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Even today, that sari… Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.92,0:39:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Even now, whenever I go to weddings…\N- The trend continues. Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.20,0:39:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see some women in that purple sari.\N- True. Dialogue: 0,0:39:07.08,0:39:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- To this day.\N- Or… Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.40,0:39:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- the green ghagra choli I wore in it.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.88,0:39:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Or that red dress. Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.28,0:39:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, when you've performed\Nany of your dance routines, Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.28,0:39:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,was there any song where you felt Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.64,0:39:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,that it had a really heavy costume. Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.20,0:39:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- You know, when she'd twirl--\N- Devdas! Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.84,0:39:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Devdas.\N- In Devdas? Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.96,0:39:26.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- She'd just twirl around like that--\N- "Kaahe Chhed Mohe." Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.84,0:39:28.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Kaahe Chhed Mohe."\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.44,0:39:32.36,Default,,0,0,0,,She'd stop, yet the outfit\Nwould still whirl around her. Dialogue: 0,0:39:32.44,0:39:33.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes!\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.48,0:39:36.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And the dupatta,\Ncovered in those ornaments-- Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.52,0:39:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Those round bead-like things.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.56,0:39:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,They were so heavy! Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.68,0:39:40.96,Default,,0,0,0,,They must be hitting your face! Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.04,0:39:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- With every turn--\N- Yes! Hit my face! Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.20,0:39:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Shah Rukh was--\N- And Shah Rukh Khan's! Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.44,0:39:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Shah Rukh got hurt too!\N- Because I-- Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.92,0:39:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- I was supposed to do this to him.\N- Smacked him! Dialogue: 0,0:39:48.56,0:39:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Smacked!\N- So… Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.36,0:39:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I did that once, and it smacked his face! Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.92,0:39:54.52,Default,,0,0,0,,A solid smack! Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.60,0:39:56.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, God! Yeah!\N- The expressions were spot on! Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.52,0:39:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,His expression was perfect. Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.48,0:40:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The second time, I did it very slowly. Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.96,0:40:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- I was scared. What if it hit--\N- Hit hard. Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.92,0:40:04.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Then Shah Rukh was like, Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.96,0:40:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Madhuri, just go for it.\NOne shot, or I'll have to get hit again!" Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.68,0:40:13.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Jackie, Madhuri, you two have worked\Nwith almost everyone in the industry. Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.64,0:40:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Who was the biggest flirt on set? Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.08,0:40:18.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you looking at me? Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.56,0:40:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't looking at you,\NI just wanted to ask you. Dialogue: 0,0:40:22.76,0:40:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I was like, "Why is she looking at me?" Dialogue: 0,0:40:26.64,0:40:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji is thinking,\N"Was there anyone who didn't flirt?" Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.80,0:40:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I love it! Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.56,0:40:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,True story, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.96,0:40:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right, Kapil. Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.00,0:40:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The biggest flirt I've seen\Nin the last 25 years is Kapil. Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.60,0:40:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely true!\N- When I love, I express it, Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.24,0:40:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- What else can I say?\N- Absolutely true! Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.60,0:40:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Say it when you get a chance. Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.04,0:40:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't go home regretting that\Nyou didn't dedicate a couplet to Madhuri. Dialogue: 0,0:40:50.28,0:40:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, boy!\N- Just let it out! Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.20,0:40:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what that means?\NIt stung him a little! Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.08,0:40:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It did! Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.88,0:41:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a sweet little sting! Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.68,0:41:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, we're discussing films from the 90s,\Nand your films specifically. Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.48,0:41:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd like to ask our audience, Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.12,0:41:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,what is it that you miss in today's films? Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.40,0:41:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of movies do you want to watch? Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.40,0:41:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.92,0:41:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello, Kapil ji.\N- Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.24,0:41:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi Madhuri ma'am.\N- Hi. Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.76,0:41:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Jackie sir. Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.04,0:41:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Chandni. Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.72,0:41:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Chandni?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.16,0:41:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You are so soft-spoken. Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.40,0:41:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why your voice flows like nectar. Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.40,0:41:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- "Hello, hi." Dialogue: 0,0:41:26.80,0:41:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I have come from Morocco. Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.92,0:41:29.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Casablanca. Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.96,0:41:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- We're all--\N- Hello. All of you are from Casablanca? Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.64,0:41:33.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. We're all from Casablanca. Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.28,0:41:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you here by choice, or did\Nthe flight just happen to land here? Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.28,0:41:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- We're here for your show.\N- How sweet of you! Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.36,0:41:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome, welcome! Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.32,0:41:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- How nice!\N- They say laughter is the best medicine. Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.24,0:41:47.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- For us, you are the doctor. Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.12,0:41:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Because you make us laugh.\N- Nice. Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.76,0:41:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- And… Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.08,0:41:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Aarti. Dialogue: 0,0:41:54.96,0:41:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, ma'am. Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.24,0:41:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- I have a question for you, Kapil ji.\N- Yes, ma'am. Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.04,0:42:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You make everyone laugh. Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.56,0:42:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,But when you get home, are you the same, Dialogue: 0,0:42:04.04,0:42:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,or do you get quiet like my husband? Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.76,0:42:11.28,Default,,0,0,0,,After how many years\Ndid your husband go quiet? Dialogue: 0,0:42:13.60,0:42:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,We've been married for 46 years. Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.40,0:42:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,When was the last time he spoke?\NDo you remember? Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.84,0:42:21.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell us the truth. Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.08,0:42:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- How are you at home?\N- Just like all husbands! Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.36,0:42:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Yes, madam. Yes, madam."\N- Just breathing at our own will. Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.36,0:42:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,We have our meal and come to work. Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.88,0:42:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Just breathing, like a scaredy cat. Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.68,0:42:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,When I get home, my wife--\NSo, when you get home Dialogue: 0,0:42:38.24,0:42:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,after working all day long, Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.36,0:42:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,you just crash for a bit, thinking\Nyou'll freshen up and eat in a while. Dialogue: 0,0:42:44.28,0:42:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Ginni says, Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.40,0:42:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,"You keep yapping away on TV.\NWhere does it all disappear at home?" Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.56,0:42:52.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- The tale of every household.\N- "What happens to you at home?" Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.64,0:42:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, what can I do?\NHusbands are always like that at home. Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.44,0:42:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Be it Morocco, Casablanca,\Nor Andheri West. Dialogue: 0,0:42:58.24,0:43:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Andheri West.\N- A husband is a husband everywhere. Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.32,0:43:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.56,0:43:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that your husband? Dialogue: 0,0:43:05.12,0:43:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no. Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.36,0:43:07.96,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a relative. Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.04,0:43:10.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Is your wife here too? Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.16,0:43:11.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Over there.\N- That's your wife? Dialogue: 0,0:43:11.36,0:43:14.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you really sit that far apart\Nafter 30 to 40 years of marriage? Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.56,0:43:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice one! Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.84,0:43:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It was lovely meeting you all. Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.64,0:43:21.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're here specially for the show.\N- Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:43:21.80,0:43:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you so much. Thank you.\N- Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.60,0:43:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Anybody else has any questions?\NYes, ma'am? Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.92,0:43:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Pushti. Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.60,0:43:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pushti?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.08,0:43:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,So, today's movies… Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.60,0:43:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Movies in the Gen Z era aren't as fun. Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.36,0:43:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,People used to get completely\Ninvolved in movies back in the day. Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.16,0:43:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And my first movie was Madhuri ji's\NHum Aapke Hain Koun..! Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.84,0:43:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- With my mom and dad. Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.96,0:43:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,After watching that movie,\NMom would dress me up like Madhuri ji. Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.76,0:43:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She'd even style my hair\Nlike Madhuri ma'am. Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.20,0:43:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,My mom always dressed me up like that. Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.84,0:43:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is your mom here today?\N- Yes, she's here. Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.16,0:43:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello, ma'am.\N- Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.84,0:44:00.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What a young mom you have! Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.52,0:44:04.96,Default,,0,0,0,,How does it feel to meet Madhuri ji\Nin person after seeing her in films? Dialogue: 0,0:44:05.04,0:44:06.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I still can't believe it, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:44:06.52,0:44:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I have been waiting to see Madhuri ji\Nsince I was ten-- Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.84,0:44:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you waiting for?\NJump in and give her a hug! Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.32,0:44:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm lost for words, ma'am. Dialogue: 0,0:44:18.16,0:44:19.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. She deserves a hug. Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.96,0:44:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- So sweet of you!\N- I have watched your film Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.64,0:44:27.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hum Aapke Hain Koun..!\N- About 35 to 40 times? Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.40,0:44:29.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- I've watched it 50 times!\N- Fifty times! Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.84,0:44:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, I love you! Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.36,0:44:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you. Thank you.\N- It's a lovely film. Always fun to watch. Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.72,0:44:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Pushti, please come up on stage\Nwith your mom. Dialogue: 0,0:44:40.36,0:44:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanted to meet Madhuri ji.\NPlease come. Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.68,0:44:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,This is your gift, and along with that,\Nwe have another gift for you. Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.28,0:44:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations to you. Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.84,0:45:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations! Goibibo is gifting you\Nand your family a wonderful trip to Dubai. Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.60,0:45:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch The Great Indian Kapil Show\Ntogether. See the world together. Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.64,0:45:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you may go and get your hug. Please. Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.44,0:45:13.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go, Pushti.\NCongratulations. Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.28,0:45:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Pushti's mommy.\NThank you. Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.36,0:45:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, man! Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.32,0:46:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jaggu!\N- Good one! Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.48,0:46:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Jaggu Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.56,0:46:29.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been blessed, bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.56,0:46:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Go for it! Dialogue: 0,0:46:38.72,0:46:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a blessing from the heavens,\Nbut from down here, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.80,0:46:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't understand. Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.92,0:46:52.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I go right… Dialogue: 0,0:46:52.40,0:46:54.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Or left!\N- Or left! Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.08,0:46:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,left… Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.04,0:46:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,or straight to your feet? Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.28,0:47:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,This man's personality is such that\Nhe looks like Tiger's brother. Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.72,0:47:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, oh, boy!\NHow are you all, my bhidus? Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.88,0:47:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He's too good. Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.20,0:47:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,There's about 800 crore people\Nin the whole world. Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.56,0:47:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,There's about 1200 crore trees. Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.40,0:47:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,There's about 3000 crore animals. Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.76,0:47:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Among all of them, Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.24,0:47:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,there's only one person in the world\Nwho can mimic Jaggu Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.08,0:47:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.56,0:47:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dada…\N- Right on the mark, man! Dialogue: 0,0:47:38.72,0:47:40.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love you.\N- Love you. Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.12,0:47:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the key to my Lokhandwala flat. Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.96,0:47:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did you give it to him? Dialogue: 0,0:47:46.36,0:47:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I mimicked him so much,\NI managed to afford the flat. Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.24,0:47:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Too good! Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.92,0:47:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I was able to afford the flat\Nbecause of you. Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.84,0:48:01.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Too good!\N- I'm here to hand you your cut. Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.40,0:48:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- I gave one flat to Mithun Da as well. Dialogue: 0,0:48:07.76,0:48:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- I gave one to Jeetu ji as well, bhidu.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.92,0:48:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't you give anything to Govinda ji? Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.32,0:48:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If I have to give him anything, I'll be\Ncompletely broke! Everything will be gone! Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.56,0:48:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, please sit. Dialogue: 0,0:48:19.24,0:48:20.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love you.\N- Love you too much. Dialogue: 0,0:48:21.40,0:48:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That was super sophisticated. Dialogue: 0,0:48:23.72,0:48:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now I'll just get back to business.\N- Right away, man. Dialogue: 0,0:48:28.36,0:48:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,My boy! My child! Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.96,0:48:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Bhidu, love you. Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.72,0:48:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:48:48.52,0:48:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love you, love you, love you!\N- Spot on, man! Dialogue: 0,0:48:51.88,0:48:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love you! Love you!\N- Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.68,0:48:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,How many times will you say "love you"? Dialogue: 0,0:48:55.08,0:48:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Until a certain lady says\N"love you too" to me! Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.28,0:49:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll keep going!\N- Oh my! Dialogue: 0,0:49:02.92,0:49:07.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll keep saying love you, love you--\N- Love you too, Dada! Love you too! Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.60,0:49:09.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I said "a certain lady." Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.40,0:49:14.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't say "just any lady." Dialogue: 0,0:49:16.52,0:49:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Bhidu, the lady I'm referring to… Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.20,0:49:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,is wearing a black and green dress… Dialogue: 0,0:49:22.68,0:49:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see!\N- with red flowers on it! Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.56,0:49:30.60,Default,,0,0,0,,What can I say… Dialogue: 0,0:49:32.48,0:49:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You said doing this aids digestion. Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.28,0:49:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You should do this. Dialogue: 0,0:49:43.76,0:49:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my!\N- This helps scratch the itch on your back. Dialogue: 0,0:49:50.24,0:49:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I… Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.68,0:49:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good one.\N- What can I say, Madhuri ji? Dialogue: 0,0:49:54.24,0:49:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Tell me.\N- My heart has only one voice. Dialogue: 0,0:49:56.16,0:49:58.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to make everyone hear it. Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.00,0:50:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh gosh. Dialogue: 0,0:50:08.88,0:50:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Madhuri ji…\N- He has heart problems. Dialogue: 0,0:50:12.40,0:50:14.56,Default,,0,0,0,,People fast on Mondays. Dialogue: 0,0:50:15.24,0:50:19.72,Default,,0,0,0,,But in anticipation of meeting you,\NI haven't eaten a thing all week! Dialogue: 0,0:50:20.60,0:50:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't eaten a thing.\NI'm so hungover! Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.84,0:50:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You only drank! Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.28,0:50:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dada…\N- Yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.88,0:50:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- How are you hungover if you didn't eat?\N- I didn't eat, but I drank. Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.60,0:50:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,All I did was drink. Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.40,0:50:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Devdas! Dialogue: 0,0:50:33.32,0:50:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,But now that I saw you, Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.64,0:50:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I will break my fast. Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.84,0:50:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's that?\N- Now I'm motivated to drink some more. Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.40,0:50:41.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.48,0:50:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll just have some munchies. Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.28,0:50:46.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada, be careful.\NThe original one's right here. Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.48,0:50:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,He's the one who called me last night\Nand told me what to say to her. Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.60,0:50:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "There are some things\NI can't say to her directly." Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.28,0:50:58.72,Default,,0,0,0,,He has given me permission. Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.80,0:51:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes, he makes me say\Nwhat he actually wants to say. Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.36,0:51:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I don't talk without reason, bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:51:07.80,0:51:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji… Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.84,0:51:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- I have something for you.\N- I see. Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.84,0:51:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring it, bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.96,0:51:16.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that? Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.72,0:51:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.08,0:51:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's this, Dada?\N- Wait a minute. Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.92,0:51:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Madhuri ji.\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.36,0:51:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wait a minute. This…\N- Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.08,0:51:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my! All this-- Oh! Thank you.\N- This as well. Two. Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.56,0:51:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Two?\N- Two? Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.20,0:51:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's going on?\N- Two of these as well. Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.16,0:51:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Two of these as well.\NWhy two of everything? Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.00,0:51:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And… two of these as well. Dialogue: 0,0:51:33.36,0:51:34.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you giving her all that? Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.52,0:51:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,She always keeps saying,\N"Do la re, do la re, do la re, do la." Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.48,0:51:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"Do la re…" Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.00,0:51:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,That's some effort, Dada! Dialogue: 0,0:51:44.36,0:51:47.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- What can I say--\N- Spent 5,000 just for that one punch! Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.80,0:51:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Forget about me. Sunil makes you\Nspend lakhs. What do you say to that? Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.60,0:51:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:52:00.00,0:52:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dada…\N- Bhidu. Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.24,0:52:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We have two Dadas here for now, Dialogue: 0,0:52:05.12,0:52:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,but soon we'll have\Ntwo Madhuris here as well. Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.28,0:52:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I have Dada's permission. Dialogue: 0,0:52:11.08,0:52:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now she wants your permission Dialogue: 0,0:52:13.04,0:52:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- so she can mimic you.\N- Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.92,0:52:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to call her here.\NMadhuri ji! Dialogue: 0,0:53:02.04,0:53:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Lovely!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.80,0:53:07.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.24,0:53:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.00,0:53:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.28,0:53:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder who set this mirror up\Nin front of me! Dialogue: 0,0:53:26.28,0:53:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God! Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.52,0:53:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Very nice! Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.40,0:53:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I might end up giving myself the evil eye. Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.48,0:53:37.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice one! Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.40,0:53:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my goodness!\N- What… Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.52,0:53:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Dada really appreciates me. Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.56,0:53:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got a good personality as well,\Nbut I never pulled out the mirror line. Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.20,0:53:47.60,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how dare you… Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.28,0:53:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,use that line! Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.08,0:53:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute.\NMay I sit here? Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.40,0:54:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here. Why did you move there? Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.68,0:54:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come here--\N- No, there's no space. Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.52,0:54:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my… Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.16,0:54:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay. Come on here. Dialogue: 0,0:54:10.08,0:54:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Believe me, I'm a huge fan of yours.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.12,0:54:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I've learned counting\Nonly from one, two, three… Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.40,0:54:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,up to twelve and thirteen. Dialogue: 0,0:54:19.08,0:54:21.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't think it was necessary\Nto go beyond that. Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.76,0:54:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, when I step out\Nof the house on Holi, Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.96,0:54:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,and someone tries to throw color on me, Dialogue: 0,0:54:26.12,0:54:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I just tell them,\N"If you want to put color on me, Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.32,0:54:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- make sure it's just green."\N- Oh my! Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.16,0:54:36.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't believe how much\NI have started resembling you now! Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.80,0:54:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- You won't believe, Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.92,0:54:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- I went to a party.\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.28,0:54:43.56,Default,,0,0,0,,In all the ghai, Subhash Ghai\Nended up signing me! Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.96,0:54:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, I'm not kidding.\N- Really? Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.80,0:54:48.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear! Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.80,0:54:52.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know about your permission,\Nbut you might get his cancelled as well. Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.80,0:54:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, don't say that! Dialogue: 0,0:54:55.12,0:54:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say so! Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.44,0:55:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Don't lower my Madhuri's morale, Kapil.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:55:00.32,0:55:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What does she even lack? Dialogue: 0,0:55:02.68,0:55:04.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at her beauty! Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.32,0:55:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:55:08.00,0:55:09.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, forget beauty. Dialogue: 0,0:55:11.28,0:55:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at her grace! Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.52,0:55:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, never mind the grace! Dialogue: 0,0:55:19.04,0:55:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at her dance! Dialogue: 0,0:55:25.60,0:55:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, forget the dance as well.\NJust look at her condition! Dialogue: 0,0:55:32.28,0:55:33.88,Default,,0,0,0,,She… Dialogue: 0,0:55:38.32,0:55:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,See her helplessness! Dialogue: 0,0:55:41.52,0:55:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a look at her installments! Dialogue: 0,0:55:45.40,0:55:46.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Madhuri ji…\N- Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.88,0:55:49.76,Default,,0,0,0,,he's also a father of two kids. Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.20,0:56:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my humble request, Dialogue: 0,0:56:13.08,0:56:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,please accept her as Madhuri. Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.84,0:56:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright.\N- Look, Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.76,0:56:20.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think you shall be able\Nto convince her. Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.84,0:56:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Shall be able…"\N- Please come here. Dialogue: 0,0:56:23.40,0:56:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here. Dialogue: 0,0:56:24.56,0:56:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Speak up. Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.20,0:56:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me. I'll hear you out from here. Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.32,0:56:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you sit properly and listen? Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.64,0:56:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel only he can convince her. Dialogue: 0,0:56:35.40,0:56:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,So, shall I persuade him first? Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.44,0:56:38.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes!\N- Exactly! Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.68,0:56:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to the "K" for khopcha!\NCome here! Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.56,0:56:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come here!\N- "K" for khopcha! Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.72,0:56:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God, Krushna!\N- Come here! Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.24,0:56:49.28,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you even doing? Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.84,0:56:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you want Jaggu Dada's permission\Nor Madhuri ji's permission? Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.32,0:56:55.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- I just--\N- He's my master! Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.80,0:56:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You talk to your madam! Dialogue: 0,0:56:58.28,0:57:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, that works too, Dada. Dialogue: 0,0:57:00.28,0:57:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji… Dialogue: 0,0:57:01.84,0:57:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Please grant me an "all-India permit"\Nto act like you as well. Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.84,0:57:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you dressed as Madhuri ji,\Nor like a truck driver Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.44,0:57:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,looking for an "all-India permit"? Dialogue: 0,0:57:14.72,0:57:16.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, man! Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.44,0:57:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God! Dialogue: 0,0:57:19.84,0:57:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't get a permit that easily. Dialogue: 0,0:57:22.72,0:57:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have to prove yourself first. Dialogue: 0,0:57:24.56,0:57:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right now? Here?\N- Yeah, where else? Come on, get over here! Dialogue: 0,0:57:29.24,0:57:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, let's get back to the program\Nand move things along. Welcome everyone! Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.76,0:57:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright.\N- Prove yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.44,0:57:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,A warm welcome to everyone\Nin this "M" for mehfil. Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.88,0:57:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.84,0:57:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Whether it's Archana ji from maa\Nor Sidhu ji from maa-- Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.68,0:57:44.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey!\N- Sidhu ji from maa? Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.20,0:57:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How can Archana ji and Sidhu ji\Nboth be from maa? Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.48,0:57:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Because in this world, we all come from\Nmaa! Tell me, who's ever come from baap? Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.88,0:57:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Amazing! Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.04,0:58:00.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Superb!\N- Who says… Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.20,0:58:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Bhidu, who says a father can't do that? Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.96,0:58:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,If the mother is the shadow of the tree, Dialogue: 0,0:58:10.00,0:58:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,then the father is the tree itself, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.44,0:58:13.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:58:13.76,0:58:15.40,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why… Dialogue: 0,0:58:15.48,0:58:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,plant trees and shrubs!\NPut saplings all around. Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.04,0:58:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the message? Dialogue: 0,0:58:20.72,0:58:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Plant trees!\N- Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.32,0:58:23.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Get it, idiot? Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.00,0:58:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, who are you calling an idiot?!\N- Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.88,0:58:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,How dare you call me an idiot?! Dialogue: 0,0:58:29.08,0:58:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember, you're just a duplicate! Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.84,0:58:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There's only one original in this world,\Nand he's right here! Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.24,0:58:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.76,0:58:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I've come as Madhuri today,\Nso a touch of sophistication is in order! Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.52,0:58:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, sorry! Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.96,0:58:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sorry.\N- Otherwise, I am Munni from Nalasopara! Dialogue: 0,0:58:43.68,0:58:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wanna see what I can do?\N- Oh my… Dialogue: 0,0:58:47.08,0:58:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- I know.\N- Wanna see?! Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.68,0:58:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it! Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.24,0:58:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I just didn't know you were\Npacking this much on the inside! Dialogue: 0,0:58:54.76,0:58:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Inhale. Take a deep breath in. Dialogue: 0,0:58:57.56,0:58:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Inhale. Dialogue: 0,0:58:58.88,0:59:00.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Exhale. Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.36,0:59:01.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Inhale. Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.68,0:59:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Exhale. That's it. Dialogue: 0,0:59:04.08,0:59:06.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Maintain shanti, bhidu.\N- Who's Shanti? Dialogue: 0,0:59:07.20,0:59:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ji. Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.16,0:59:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you teach her some grace, Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.00,0:59:14.36,Default,,0,0,0,,maybe this poor soul\Nwill find her footing alone. Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.04,0:59:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,The kinds of things she does\Nwhen she goes on shows… Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.92,0:59:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my humble request.\NPlease show her a little guidance. Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.72,0:59:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Please, Madhuri ji.\N- Please come. Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.32,0:59:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,This one's also a father of two. Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.64,0:59:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,That's done already. Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.52,0:59:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't repeat the same information\Nover and over! Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.68,0:59:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, okay. Dialogue: 0,0:59:29.24,0:59:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- She totally bungles the "ish" part.\N- Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.36,0:59:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- One "ish…"\N- If you could show it… Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.08,0:59:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! Dialogue: 0,0:59:35.52,0:59:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Who draped me in this cloak of green? Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.84,0:59:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Killed me…\N- "Ish!" Dialogue: 0,0:59:43.32,0:59:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing, bhidu! Dialogue: 0,0:59:45.32,0:59:47.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Please show it once more.\N- Look… Dialogue: 0,0:59:47.32,0:59:49.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Watch closely.\N- Once more. Yes, I will. Dialogue: 0,0:59:51.24,0:59:52.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ish! Dialogue: 0,0:59:54.12,0:59:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.40,0:59:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let me try now.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:59:59.12,1:00:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Ish! Dialogue: 0,1:00:03.20,1:00:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that? Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.48,1:00:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- What did you do?\N- Not good? Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.60,1:00:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Seems like Krrish is doing it!\N- Seems like-- Dialogue: 0,1:00:09.44,1:00:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems like she has a headache, right? Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.48,1:00:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,If you could just say a romantic dialogue… Dialogue: 0,1:00:14.36,1:00:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,If you could teach it to me--\NJust a minute. Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.68,1:00:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wait. Allow me.\N- Imagine this-- Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:00:18.04,1:00:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You say it to me. Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.04,1:00:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll watch.\N- I'll teach her myself. Dialogue: 0,1:00:21.88,1:00:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You spoke with your gaze Dialogue: 0,1:00:24.48,1:00:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,And stole my heart Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.32,1:00:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you were emotionless Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.92,1:00:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,But you made me hear your heart's rhythm Dialogue: 0,1:00:32.80,1:00:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! He's fallen down! Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.76,1:00:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- He fell!\N- Look at his reaction! Dialogue: 0,1:00:38.64,1:00:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Pack up! Shut it! Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.24,1:00:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's my turn. Wait!\N- The end! Dialogue: 0,1:00:42.08,1:00:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll do it now! It's my turn!\N- The end! Enough! Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.52,1:00:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- No way, bhidu! That's it.\N- Dada! Dialogue: 0,1:00:46.96,1:00:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dada, I--\N- I am done. Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.92,1:00:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- At least listen to my dialogue.\N- I am done. The show should end here. Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.84,1:00:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But… Dialogue: 0,1:00:54.48,1:00:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pack up!\N- My dialogue… Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.88,1:00:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll enact the same thing. Dialogue: 0,1:00:58.48,1:00:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll enact it. Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.72,1:01:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Who eats a vada pav\Nafter indulging in jalebi and rabdi?! Dialogue: 0,1:01:04.00,1:01:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- To hell with it!\N- Dada, listen to me! Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.92,1:01:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm leaving, bhidu!\N- Wait! Dialogue: 0,1:01:07.48,1:01:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- But…\N- That's it! Dialogue: 0,1:01:14.36,1:01:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Once again, a huge round of applause\Nfor Jaggu Dada and Madhuri ji. Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.20,1:01:18.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Please come, ma'am. Dialogue: 0,1:01:22.88,1:01:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Madhuri ma'am. Jaggu Dada. Dialogue: 0,1:01:25.04,1:01:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You made this evening so lovely.\NSo memorable! Dialogue: 0,1:01:27.28,1:01:29.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely!\N- Your films live rent-free in our heads, Dialogue: 0,1:01:29.64,1:01:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and this evening\Nwill be remembered for years, Dada. Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.08,1:01:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Love you, Dada. Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.88,1:01:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much. Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.60,1:01:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you, Madhuri ma'am.\N- Thank you. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:01:37.36,1:01:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, ma'am. Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.16,1:01:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Friends, our evening today Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.28,1:01:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,with Madhuri ji and Jaggu Dada\Nwas just lovely. Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.96,1:01:46.72,Default,,0,0,0,,We will meet again next week\Nwith some new guests. Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.80,1:01:48.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Until then, keep watching\NThe Great Indian Kapil Show. Dialogue: 0,1:01:48.72,1:01:50.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Every Funnyday for a fresh dose\Nof fun, only on Netflix. Dialogue: 0,1:01:51.00,1:01:53.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night. Take care.\NThank you. Dialogue: 0,1:02:43.48,1:02:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Amazing! Dialogue: 0,1:02:48.04,1:02:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Please welcome the esteemed\Nteachers, Nitin Vijay Sir, Dialogue: 0,1:02:50.88,1:02:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Khan Sir, and Alakh Pandey ji! Dialogue: 0,1:02:54.52,1:02:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,\\These three gurus have made\Nlearning so easy and entertaining! Dialogue: 0,1:02:58.16,1:03:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,\\All you need is the internet\Nand some focus. Dialogue: 0,1:03:00.28,1:03:02.24,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Kids must decide if they want to watch\Nthe "Kacha Badam" video, Dialogue: 0,1:03:02.32,1:03:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,\\or grow up educated\Nand earn their own almonds! Dialogue: 0,1:03:05.28,1:03:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Someone once offered you 107 crore rupees, Dialogue: 0,1:03:08.12,1:03:09.56,Default,,0,0,0,,\\but you turned it down. Why? Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.64,1:03:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,\\The one who was offering me\N107 crore rupees is no more-- Dialogue: 0,1:03:12.00,1:03:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,\\I mean, his company collapsed! Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.96,1:03:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,\\We heard that even Alakh Sir\Ngot a blank check from someone! Dialogue: 0,1:03:18.28,1:03:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,\\The same person who offered him money\Ncame to me with an offer as well! Dialogue: 0,1:03:22.24,1:03:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,\\That's Rohit.\NHe's a street-side phone cover seller. Dialogue: 0,1:03:25.04,1:03:26.68,Default,,0,0,0,,\\He cleared NEET and is on his way\Nto becoming a doctor. Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.76,1:03:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Wow! Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.88,1:03:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Who are you, bhaisahab? Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.00,1:03:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Call me the Salman Khan of scientists! Dialogue: 0,1:03:32.60,1:03:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,\\I'm in the syllabus,\Nbut I'm beyond anyone's understanding! Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.68,1:03:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Are you familiar with physics at all? Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.92,1:03:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Yes. Force equals mass\Nmultiplied by acceleration. Dialogue: 0,1:03:40.96,1:03:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Oh, wow! Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.88,1:03:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,\\I watched the practical demonstration,\Nso I remember it. Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.08,1:03:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,\\But the force will be bigger here. Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.44,1:03:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,\\No, it's the mass that's bigger here. Dialogue: 0,1:03:49.08,1:03:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Happy Holi! Dialogue: 0,1:03:50.48,1:03:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It is Holi! Dialogue: 0,1:03:52.72,1:03:54.84,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It is Holi! Dialogue: 0,1:03:54.92,1:03:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,\\It is Holi! Dialogue: 0,1:03:58.40,1:03:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,\\Happy Holi!