Original subtitles

thank you

what's that what's what

i don't hear anything maybe it's my

boyfriend

hey come on

that did it what you gonna do

you just wait here and if it's him i'm

gonna break his neck

don't hurt him don please

don

don is that you

please answer me dawn

i'm not letting you back in

come on don don't play games with me

dawn

bonnie

donny

i can't take this anymore i'm gonna go

to the bathroom

so

so

wow

is that you ruthie

is somebody there

oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry

where have you been this is great if

somebody's following me

well you'll watch the movie but when i

was done come on

um

i really don't like this can we go home

she's gonna get it

oh

ah

you can look now you okay marie you

still want to go home

you ready

uh

the 2019

weapon went right through the vertebrae

severed the spinal cord and pierced the

heart

this guy's an animal the knife went

right through the chair

well that shouldn't be too hard to do

gamble's here frank you kidding you're

talking to those chairs

len how are you

this better be good frank well i just

thought you might like to see this one

i couldn't wait till morning yeah yeah

could have but i don't think you could

have

come on come on

you just told me the whole story yeah

all right can we hear it again

sweetheart

she uh came back from the bathroom and

she said something about someone

following her

but i thought she was imagining it that

uh the movie you know it got to her

i don't know maybe if we left she'd

still be alive

all right thank you thank you sweetheart

frank why'd you get me out of bed for

this one she was getting married lin

next week

i bet it's him oh wait wait don't jump

to any conclusions i mean it might be a

coincidence coincidence

yeah no frank he's back

he's giving me a second chance he's

giving me a second chance

so

what do you call that hey this is

dialogue manhattan

i'm putting all my trust in you

what's your favorite song come on tell

me

i'll play it it's a big day big day for

you

what are you doing here

look i think you should leave

ray listen i'm sorry things worked out

the way they did i didn't plan any of

this it just happened okay

now come on would you leave please

ray ray come on

right

hey amy yeah you gonna miss me

oh probably not hey

i was only kidding of course i'm going

to miss you

i love you you're always so

serious

are you going to miss me sure yeah

hey um while i'm away do you think you

could pick up that couch i wanted for

the living room

oh it's so exciting gosh

you go away for a bachelor's weekend and

i get to pick out furniture

come on watch your step you guys

just what are you going to do this

weekend well i don't know

i mean joyce and nancy are sleeping over

um

okay you ready to sing that song i

taught you yeah don't let me catch that

marvin hanging around around

guys i can't count on you for anything

how was it okay yeah i had a good time

yeah how's everything

okay what'd you uh think of my present

don't we get money

stacker once at the wedding driving

hi there all right

how does portals in town and we pick up

the women

on the way mary and evelyn and jenny

all right it's gonna be good hey you

guys what's going on down there come on

let's get going i want to get there

before dark

all right

have a good time up there okay i'll try

yeah

don't drink too much beer you know what

it does to you i like you mm-hmm

bye

watch out for lions and tigers and bears

bye bye bye be good

bernie there really aren't any bears up

there are there oh

sometimes

hey how can they have a good time

without us up there let me count the

ways

if there's a woman up there tommy we'll

find her he's got a sixth sense about

that

all men have that sense it's the only

sense they got

all right let's go through it one more

time

it's like i've been telling you we were

sitting there watching the movie

then this chick she just started

screaming everybody was screaming

you didn't see anybody leave the theater

no i don't know you sure i was watching

the movie man

how about you i i have my eyes closed

all right she can go

look i'm sorry we couldn't be any help

but hope you catch him

was that the last one

one two three four up

two three four stretch

two three four up two

three four over two three

four up two three

four down two three four

up what time is it three quarter to one

oh

thank god only 15 more minutes quit

dogging it joyce sometimes i think i'm a

masochist

it's good for you it relieves

frustrations i prefer

sex come on girls not talking okay legs

off the bar

position ready and kick

okay girls

two more weeks amy yeah i know you sound

thrilled

well it's just happening so fast you

know and i'm not sure i want to get

married

i mean not just a feel to anybody

personally i always liked marvin one of

your few failures

i tried hard the guy's got willpower

you know phil doesn't even want me to

have a career he's hinting i should quit

school ah

not exactly your liberated mail

now you take bernie i'll take bernie he

she will take bernie don't you

dare bernie has lots of money and he'll

do

anything i say what about that professor

yeah oh darling that's

lost pure give me a break

well it's a chance to ace philosophy

this weekend oh it's too bad they don't

give anything higher than an

a like a double a or a triple a my

average could sure use it

that's for sure i'll ask you everybody

oh come on hey amy

you don't have to get married

uh your parents are away for a week

right right i'm staying away

good look who's coming

hey you know he's really cute when he's

naughty is that his wife

doesn't she know about you

on tuesday that's right i'd like to go

on wednesday too

what what's the matter i wouldn't

hello professor hi

do i know you we're in your class

oh that's right my class right

they're in my class yeah the uh

introductory class right right that's

right yeah

that's right beginners that's nice

we thought so oh this is my wife and

this is

i'm sorry i i seem to have forgotten

your names

i'm joyce how do you do joyce

this is nancy hello and that's amy hi

hi i think your girls should uh hurry

home and study for monday's final

you wouldn't give me an f now would you

professor

i think that's the right idea professor

it was fun nice to meet you

all right study hard

what is that all about kids sometimes

they really seem a little foolish

i'm gonna bust his balls tonight

come on you guys i'm gonna be late for

my video yeah right okay

i'll see you tonight

bye

so

god damn it

watch where you're going

i mean really this is the place to come

for ice cream can i help you

yeah an ice cream cone please what

flavor

um that one sugar cone

sure one or two scoops no just one

oh raspberry oh my god

i think i'm gonna have it delicious

try the sprinkles

oh no thanks that's all right that's 50

cents

oh i'm sorry uh there thank you very

much

this is my favorite shirt what are you

doing here

this was my favorite shirt now i'll

probably have to give it to one of the

stiffs at work

i thought somebody was following me

probably one of phil's watch dogs

will you look at my shirt it'll come out

marvin

won't this stuff stains it's like blood

come on

hi could we have some water please i

spilled some

how'd you know where i'd be you have a

fitting at renaissance

followed by a rendezvous with father

mckenna you've been cross-examining my

little sister

again huh me never

ah she told me that turkey left town for

his bachelor party

phil's not a turkey okay he's an

don't say that marvin how about the time

he beat me up and stole my yoyo

marvin that was in the sixth grade i

don't forget things like that

at least this time he didn't beat me up

and i wasn't stolen marvin you just lost

me

i left town for one lousy summer and

phil sweeps you off your feet well you

shouldn't have gone

you shouldn't marry somebody on the

rebound

rebound this is such a pleasant place

why are they looking like that

i'm the one that ended our relationship

that's all right

i forgive you

uh did you just come from the morgue

yeah they got me on days now the regular

guy died

i gave him our best freezer huh

why are you still working there i like

it

it's fun cool in the summer

very educational are you still going

into um

what's that called forensic medicine you

know like jack klugman

amy don't marry phil

two weeks from sunday you coming well i

thought it was very mature of you to

invite your old boyfriend to your

wedding and to show you how mature i can

be

i ain't gonna be there suit yourself

you're too good for phil amy look marry

me

phil's weird he's got insanity in his

family

he's a closet

ralph where's ross out of town my sister

got sick

oh

she's a beauty isn't she come on let's

put it on

try not breathing that's what roz does

well yeah

is it worth it huh

well getting married i mean

get dressed kid

i'll tell you the truth though sometimes

i wish i never got married

but other times i wouldn't trade raws

for anybody

marriage is like that good times bad

times you learn to live with it

but it's better than being alone

well yeah oh that's

beautiful come here hey

good yeah

okay turn around turn up

yeah what i'm sorry it's all right i'll

get rid of it yeah

lift

just one more

all right just think of me as your

father

yes now

you put it on

mm-hmm

fine that's beautiful

finished okay take it off

so

is anybody there

ralph

huh

run away with me we'll move to new york

and exist on our intense love for each

other what do you say

how about it get out of here marvin

i want to talk to you well not now

when tomorrow what time tomorrow

seven good five

ah you didn't say goodbye

bye that's better

thanks ralph so long so long kid

oh ralph here until rosalind i hope her

sister feels better soon oh she better

feel better soon

i haven't had a good meal in three days

anyway

i'm not so hard on customer relations

you're not so bad

kill rosalind i'll see her next week

bye-bye

so

so

amy hello father

is this what's bothering you amy yes oh

you see this is rusty water from a very

leaky pipe

if i ever remember i'm going to have to

call a plumber and get it fixed

gosh oh but the organ oh yes the organ

well that's mr smith

my cat she's very fond of playing new

york and very good too

anything else no i think that's quite

enough

amy are you still having second thoughts

more than ever

you know that's not so very strange i

know a lot of people who have

been married for years and they're still

having second thoughts that's

encouraging

but they should have never been married

to begin with they just made bad

decisions and picked incompatible mates

you trying to tell me something father

me no

i don't meddle i just want you to be

sure

so tell me one of your parents coming

home well next week

that's nice i'll be glad to see your

father

oh

oh

look how before make my folks call i

told him i was going to stay over oh

sure absolutely don't be surprised if

you don't hear from me until sunday

oh my god i won't be have a good time

i will and thank you oh you're welcome

bye bye joyce

you got you got something yeah

the middle aged man killed and robbed

over westfield

so not interested in middle-aged men

frank this guy kills brides

young brides

all right frank give me the rest of it

it was at a bridal shop

that's him i'm on my way

and i'm going to call him and tell him

you're coming yeah you tell him i'm

coming don't you tell him anything else

lin i got to tell him something frank

give me some time

now wait a minute i'm looking at trouble

here len you know what i'm saying

and you know how badly i want him

well what happens if you don't get him

i'll get him what happens if you don't

get him i'll get him

36 hours thanks frank

don't know how to touch anything not a

damn thing

what's going on here

sit down

you remember the carlton case joanne

carlton no no you were

you weren't even here a bride was killed

an hour before her wedding len was gonna

marry her

now he goes nuts for quite a while

he spends three years tracking this

psycho the guy's leaving a

trail of bodies behind him

sure you made it

see marvin around lately seen him around

i can't get rid of the guy you know the

closer it gets to my wedding the bigger

pain he gets to be

tell him to get lost

i can't i like him maybe you should

marry him instead of phil

and spend the rest of my life joking

about dead bodies

no thank you oh you know there's this

real cute guy i see jogging every

morning yeah

he stares at me all the time

so why don't you let him pick you up no

i couldn't do that

why not

you think i should definitely

i don't know okay i will

good

so here's to you and the jogger

no stay away from me i won't do it in

the kitchen

come back

you shouldn't have done that this

afternoon done

what don't you play miss innocent with

me you could have gotten my wife

suspicious

you know i was thinking about what you

were telling us in class last week

when you actually learned something sure

did

i think we ought to have a platonic

relationship

you're kidding no

i don't believe that but you

said that plato

plato is philosophy is

now this is what it's all about

rejoice

joyce

where are you i don't like the dark

joyce

you come any closer and i'll jump we've

been playing around

for an hour oh before carl damn right

poor carla start playing with himself in

a minute if you don't stop fooling

around

i thought you wanted me to start fooling

around you know what i mean

come on let's do it on the table i told

you the table's too hard

no it's not that's easy for you to say

i'm the one on the bottom

i got you now what are you going to do

what are you going to do

out here oh yeah i'm going to leave you

out there a little longer

what are you gonna yeah now huh you're

gonna cut it out

yeah yeah yeah you promise promise yeah

promise yeah you're gonna do it on the

table i'll do it on the day i want you

son of my

you sure

i'm gonna give you a nap

a little

hold it what now

now you wouldn't give me an f now would

you professor

where f a plus

hmm

um

did you hear something no no maybe it's

your wife

she won't be back until monday

sure

what's that a darkness stop it carl

oh brother what happened to the light i

was probably just a fuse

come on go see what it is i don't want

to go see what it is just check it out

it's dark out there listen brave one

you ain't getting nothing until the

lights get back on

nothing zilch

oh

you better be here when i get back

what happened i fell

don't hurt yourself thanks

so

that's it

get it get it fixed tomorrow damn dark

down there

no lights weird sounds

hey what's the matter with you hmm

i've come to stop your blood

hey what the heck

who is it the boogeyman marvin

joshin what are you doing here well you

said come by at seven

not seven o'clock in the morning

there you go sid it's your new home give

me room

you guys i just got off work

they got me on night shift again why are

you still bringing me fish

you remember what i told you when i gave

you this tank

every time you visit me you're gonna

bring me a fish

correct oh i'm visiting you and that's

a fish that's dumb marvin that's really

dumb

besides i'm sick of goldfish

marry me and i'll bring you a piranha

well that's a tempting offer but i'll

pass

how about if i cried

oh marvin you know there are plenty of

other girls that would love to go out

with you lorna for one

she only wants me for my body how about

if i beg

please just give it a rest marvin

so tell me is it true what i've been

hearing

on campus what have you been hearing on

campus that you've dumped phil

you don't give up do you i did once

january 5th 1973. you remember mary

o'connor

ah the virgin mary that's the one

i took her to the drive-in movie she

said no and i stopped

i believed her but you've always been a

gentleman marvin

it was the biggest mistake i ever made

later i found out she was saying no to

everybody a couple of times before

giving in

well i've said no more than a couple of

times

well maybe i haven't asked the question

enough

would you like some coffee no not for me

it's no good for you you ought to see

what it does to the liver

it makes me sick just to think about it

you know alexa henty the guy drinks all

the coffee

he has no liver it's a liver destroyer

we had this one stiff we opened about a

week ago his liver looked like it'd been

punched what

don't you want to hear about the effects

of coffee on the liver look outside

okay i looked

he's gone who's going

that man what me that man who's been

following me he's gone

amy why would anybody want to follow you

i don't know

but now he knows where i live

wait just a second

oh marvin

i didn't see anybody i'm scared marvin

hey if i'd known it was this easy i

would have scared you a long time ago

you don't believe me you think i

imagined the whole thing

amy there wasn't anybody out there

yes there was

can't a girl get any sleep around here

hello mom

somebody die how you doing nancy oh i

got an awful hangover

oh are you making coffee

yeah good i need it

we're not gonna run today are we oh yeah

of course we are you've got to meet that

friend of yours oh yeah

i'll probably throw up all over them

what's wrong with you hey marvin

i think i ate too much cake last night

this is some lively group i think i

gotta go oh we're going to the amusement

park later would you like to come

i wish i could but i'm dissecting a cat

in biology later this week

i need to pick up a few strays so i can

practice

that's what everybody says

amy if you need me you know where to

reach me

thanks bart

you haven't called me that since

take care

you gamble

took you long enough

look i'd like to know what the hell is

going on around here

i got the guys from the lab hanging

around doing nothing the reporters

crawling all over my back

and i gotta wait for you

look we didn't touch nothing the guy

clean out the cash register

i don't understand why the hell you're

so damn interested in an open and shut

case it's a simple robbery and murder

look pal you wouldn't be holding back on

me now would you

detective thompson you got a whole mess

of people outside

they want to know what's going on take

care of them

oh

hey

amy jensen those guys are always

dominant

listen my name's thompson thompson

anybody else work here yeah that guy's

wife find her

she might be able to help and uh what

are you gonna be doing

sleeping i had a long drive

it's a big help

thank you

no i know the time now there he is

ah that's your victim yeah isn't he cute

yeah why don't you go get them

go on okay okay i'll see you later

oh i'm too tired to scream from the pain

you just caused me oh i'm sorry

oh don't be i stretched out an extra

foot to make sure i'd trip you

why don't you do that that'll seem the

best way to meet you

my name's elliot hi how do you do i'm

nancy

i hate jogging oh so do i

uh

so

so

so

ugh

so

i know who the next girl is frank

never mind how i just know who it is

all i have to do is wait for her to lead

me to him

frank it's my case leave them out of it

um

too bad they don't have a roller coaster

thank god for a small thing

don't you like to be scared no

most people do actually i mean like to

be scared it's

something primal something basic horror

movies and the roller coasters in the

house of horror rocks

i want to go on that next and you can

face death without any real fear of

dying

it's safe you can leave the movie or get

off the ride with a vicarious thrill and

the feeling that you just conquered

death one hell of a first class rush

don't tell me you're a psych mate oh a

good deductive guess

i'm most interested in fear the emotion

of fear

for example why after seeing psycho were

so many

people afraid to take showers not me i

never saw the movie

you were afraid right you bet fear

fascinates me people pay to be scared

when you think about it it's really

ridiculous

it's ridiculous that's the word i was

looking forward to lamy's been a little

edgy lately she's uh getting married in

two years oh

man she thinks some maniacs following

her around no

guilt i thought i would have a field day

without

you see now you have a professional

opinion

thank you is he a big man let's just

forget about it okay

no no answer my question is he a big man

yes definitely sexual

let's just change the subject all right

have you seen this man while you were

with us

no and you won't the hallucination will

only manifest itself

when you're alone

how far are you in psych psych one

introduction to psychology expert

wanna goober

oh

oh

four hours okay i want you to have

thank you and i want you to have this

too you're forced

i think we'll skip this one but you want

to leave

yeah i'll meet you back home okay sure

have a have a real good time okay

bye bye see if you got a dime

before i want to call my roommate and

have him vacate the premises

why well i thought we'd play a game with

backgammon

i don't like to play games oh god that

was scary

come on amy i have two more tickets

no no really this is something i don't

think please come on

this arrive all right

if you're scared aim you can hold on to

me

oh

oh

boy that was great let's do it again

no come on

all right come on

hey phil come on we're waiting for you

go hey phil get me a beer

hey did you get that thing come on keep

it give it down come on

hey put it back come on come back

come on amy that's the phone

yeah i think he's on the phone hey phil

come on

are you really gonna marry that turkey i

don't like

phil marry marvin i like him

he makes me laugh and he helps me with

my homework

sometimes phil helps me with my homework

and he gives me the answers all wrong

besides phil's younger brother is even a

bigger than he is

oh hi guys hi dance how's it going oh

he's fine

we saved you a burger oh no thanks

elliot's taking me out to dinner tonight

oh

why don't you run upstairs and get your

nap sack it's almost time for me to take

you to that party

oh okay

i saw the kittens but that man

yeah when today at the amusement park

he must have followed me there i saw him

after you and elliot left

amy are you sure this is the same man of

course i'm sure

okay look i'm just gonna cancel my plans

with elliot tonight i know that's silly

you don't have to do that

i know i don't have to but i want to

hey i'm worried about you i'm ready

you'll be here when i get back yeah not

going anywhere

all right sorry back okay i will

amy diane you two forget something

see you tomorrow

you goddamn idiot can't you see the

one-way sign for crying out loud

you just come down the street any way

you like you're right

i'm a cop for christ's sakes here here

come on

um

amy

it's the night again

we're all right

all the again sweet dreams are coming

true

is all we need just

haven't got the time to waste

if you try

me

then it's real it's the night again

we're all right again

you're all right again

morning comes again and i hate to have

to leave you

hard to wait for you through another day

never enough time to show how much i

need you

come to me

all again soft sweet dreams are coming

true

you

do

so

foreign

oh

uh

oh my god

wow

wow

oh

hey what is it what's the matter

he's after me marvin he's trying to kill

me he killed nancy lou

what are you talking about the man that

i saw through the window do you remember

he's after me he's here he's trying to

kill me amy we've been through all this

before

nobody's after you nobody's trying to

kill you there's nobody

you mean this whole thing's been on the

level yes

what are we going to do do

uh

get him call the police and i'm gonna go

check it out i'll be right back

please be careful you don't have to tell

me that

be right back call the cops

sure

huh

marvin

this is gamble give me thompson

i like the residence of an amy jensen

it's a 242 warden it's been a homicide

did you say jensen that's right and amy

jensen just called from the morgue and

said that someone was trying to kill her

what the hell is the goddamn more it's

on walnut and south streets all you have

to do

marvin

oh

marvin

foreign

wow

so

ah

two

so

wow

get out of here

come on you're all right get out of here

come on

uh

ugh

he's in there he's downstairs

it's okay it's all right

it's over now

get it in there now

she's so cute all right just

uh

oh wait a minute ow how old it

okay nervous

don't worry

hey i'm ready

do

phil what are you doing here

do

you