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Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me Go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage Don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of god

Kyo-Let's-Mo-Let's-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Go! Big panic!

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothin' gonna stop me no mo' Try me

So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going Power pumpin' up

Something greater waiting not so far away

Appearing before Goku and the others after they won the tournament

was Zeno, who stood at the head of all 12 universes.

So, you see, I was thinking that next time, you see,

we should gather contestants from all of the universes, you see,

and try something like this again sometime.

As promised, for winning the contest,

Beers took possession of the Super Dragon Balls from Champa.

The wish that Beers had granted by Super Shen Long

was, of all things, a wish on Champa's behalf.

That certainly was nice.

Shut up. Now Champa owes me one.

And so, the quarrel between Destroyers comes to an end for now,

while Goku and the others return to earth.

"A Chaotic Victory Party! Showdown at Last?! Monaka vs. Son Goku."

A victory party?!

We've got the opportunity, so why don't we celebrate?

Which also means that there will be much delicious food available, right?

Very nice.

Of course we'll join you!

Okay, come on by at noon tomorrow.

Oh, yes, and invite Monaka, the driving force behind our victory, too.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

If we let Son Goku get anywhere near Monaka,

he's going to insist the two of them be allowed to fight.

Why not come clean about Monaka-san actually being a weakling?

I can't. It would diminish Goku and Vegeta's motivation. Besides,

I am a god. If it gets around that gods tell lies,

we would lose some of our authority.

I see.

It would also give others an unfavorable impression toward Zeno-sama.

So ultimately, you are doing it for your own sake, right?

You have a problem with that?

Oh, no.

Anyhow, we'll tell them that Monaka couldn't come because of work.

Understand?

Yes, yes, as you wish.

Whee!

Gohan said they couldn't come until later in the evenin'.

If they have bingo, I'll be at a disadvantage.

Chichi-san, is Son-kun here yet?

He hasn't been back since goin' out to the fields.

He'll be poppin' up before too long, though.

Oh. Well, maybe we should just get started, then.

Wait until Beers gets here.

Vegeta...

Have you forgotten what happened at your birthday party?

As much as possible, let's avoid anything that will sour his mood.

We don't need any more of him going on a rampage.

As long as a certain someone doesn't monopolize any of the food,

we ought to be fine.

Relax. I made sure there was enough that he couldn't hog it all.

Oh? Ah!

It looks like my sweets that are all the rage in the cosmos have arrived.

I arranged for these just for the victory party.

I am here to deliver the item you ordered.

You're Monaka, aren't you?!

Yes.

H-Hi there.

What are you doing making deliveries?

I ordinarily work as a delivery driver for a cosmic shipping company.

You're kidding!

Not only are you strong, you have a proper job?

How admirable! A model for all men!

Oh! Well, well, well, hello there.

If it isn't Kinako-san...

It's "Monaka."

Ah! How terribly impolite of me.

More to the point, do you remember the offer I made?

You sure are strong.

How about it? Would you like to contract as the mascot for my gym?

Uh...

To publicize the universe's strongest man, Monaka-san,

I had this made up, as a matter of fact.

Hey! Shake a leg!

Right...

What do you think? Pretty cool, right?

Hey! You're not supposed to take that off!

Mister Satan, it's so hot, that's all I can take!

I can't do this anymore!

You can discuss that later.

You're making Monaka uncomfortable, you know.

Come, enjoy the victory party.

Victory party, you say?

Huh? You mean, you're here and you didn't know?

Yes.

Ah! No you don't, Trunks-kun!

Hey! I just wanted to have a taste!

--Ah! I'm sorry! --Wah!

Are you okay, Monaka-san?

Monaka-san is crying.

He's supposed to be the strongest man in the universe.

What in the world is going on?

Hey, Piccolo,

could Monaka actually be incredibly weak?

Wh-Who knows?

It looks like they're arriving.

We meet again, everyone.

Thanks for waiting, folks.

Monaka-san!

But why?! Why is he here?!

Hold on a second here, Beers-sama.

Why didn't you invite Monaka-san? You promised me, didn't you?

Oh, well...

Tell me, by any chance,

was it because you didn't want us to find out that Monaka was so weak?

Huh?!

Would you stop that, Bulma?!

I knew it! So that's how it is!

Beers-sama, it would seem that everyone knows your secret.

So it would seem.

Hmm, however, Goku-san does not appear to be here yet.

If Goku finds out, it's going to cause all sorts of problems.

Listen up, you people!

This is something that he, at least, must never find out about.

Heya, Beers-sama!

You startled me, you know! Don't appear out of nowhere!

Ah! Monaka! You came, did you?! Today's the day we're gonna mix it up!

Goku-sa! What are you thinkin', comin' here in that filthy outfit?!

It's rude, don't you know?! Go home and change your clothes!

Huh?! Oh, all right.

Just sit tight for a bit, okay?

That should buy us some time.

Let's start figurin' out how to keep Goku-sa from hearin' about this.

Good work. Thank goodness you're such a fine wife to him.

Aww, it's nothin', really.

So tell me, is it okay for deities to be telling lies?

What?!

Would you stop that, Bulma?!

Beers-sama misrepresented Monaka's strength for the sake of the earth!

By establishing Monaka as an objective to aspire to,

it allowed Kakarrot and myself to apply ourselves to our training.

As a result, we were able to beat the 6th Universe.

Absolutely right.

Whew...

Ahem... Everyone, please listen to me.

If Goku-san were to find out that Monaka-san is not that strong...

...while he may not avoid his training,

his motivation for training is likely to decrease.

We need Goku-san to become much, much stronger than he is now.

The other universes' Destroyers are violent.

If we lose the all-universe tournament,

there is no telling what might happen to the earth here.

I'm back!

That was fast!

Okay, let's go, Monaka!

No! I won't let you take any liberties!

Please, Beers-sama? Huh? You don't mind, right?

If you must fight him,

then you have to do 100 trillion sit-ups!

Once you finish those, I'll allow you to fight.

Really? Hooray! Thank you, Beers-sama!

Hey! I said 100 trillion!

He really intends to do it?

All right, everyone, let's work together to keep Monaka's secret.

But is there any way to keep Goku from whipping Monaka's butt?

Ah! We could pretend that Monaka-san is able to transform, couldn't we?

Huh? What's that?

Oh! Yeah! That's it! You're pretty smart, huh?

Whatever does he mean?

Beers-sama, Beers-sama!

You see...

Right? So then... See?

You want me to disguise myself?!

Huh?

Whis, do you think I'll have to go that far? I'm a Destroyer.

You are reaping what you have sown, are you not?

It's your own fault, isn't it?

Hey, Trunks!

There, 100 trillion, all done.

Huh?

Okay, let's do it, Monaka.

That was too fast! Even at one per second,

it would take three million years to do that many!

You definitely weren't counting, were you?!

I was so counting. One trillion, two trillion, three trillion, and so on.

Absolutely wrong!

What comes after one trillion... is two trillion, ain't it?

Of course it does! You're cheating!

There's no way Goku-sa can accurately count to a number that high.

Beers-sama, you still don't get Goku-sa, do you?

Hey! Do it again--right this time!

I just wanna do a little light sparring. Don't be such a stickler.

Where should we do this?

Let's see...

Hey! Come back here, Goku!

Beers-sama!

Here! Here!

Hmm?

I have to wear that?!

Chaozu, immobilize him and buy us some time.

Right, Ten-san.

Huh? I feel so sluggish!

I'm... I'm spent!

Forgive me, Goku!

Taiyo-ken!!

Now's your chance, Beers-sama!

Beers-sama, Monaka-san is strong, is he not?

Me, a Destroyer, having to wear this?!

Huh?

Wow! Monaka, you got bigger, huh?

You can even do that, huh?

What's more, I even feel the same Ki as Beers-sama.

In other words, Monaka, you got godly power, too, don't you?

That's so exciting!

I'll put him away quickly and be done with this whole farce.

Hold on, you two! Don't you fight here!

Are you trying to mess up the party?

Go over there! Do it over there!

A-All right.

Hmm? Do you have a problem with this, or something,

Monaka-san?

If Son-kun finds out Monaka-san is weak and loses his motivation,

I'm sure that Zeno-sama, who is looking forward to the next tournament,

is going to be disappointed.

Bulma, I'm begging you, behave yourself!

It's probably safe to fight around here.

Ow!

Now we're talking!

Beers-sama is having trouble?

He's worrying about the costume while he's fighting.

How could you make him wear that costume and fight?!

Hey, you!

What do you plan to do if that Beers punk blows his top

and says he's going to destroy the earth?!

Wh-What do we do? Maybe we've gotten too carried away.

I thought this might actually work.

I-I was against it the whole time, okay?

Guys!

What are you doing?!

I-I don't know, myself!

Monaka appears to have the ability to control others!

H-Huh? M-My arm is extending on its own!

You're such a hammy actor!

H-Huh? M-My body is m-moving on its own, too...!

What?!

Don't tell me he's snapped!

Is Beers-sama... not angry?

With that costume on, we can't tell.

Surprisingly enough, he may be enjoying himself.

Being restricted by something while fighting like this is new to him.

At the last tournament, Beers-sama could only sit and watch,

so I am sure he has been itching to fight.

This incident may be serving as a good release for him.

This is quite tasty, as well.

Ah! I went to a lot of trouble having that costume made!

One more shot!

Don't get too full of yourself!

H-Hold on! This is supposed to be light sparring, right?

At this rate, never mind my yard-- all of Metro West will be ruined!

Heh-heh, awesome! You're awesome, Monaka!

Hmph!

Come on, let's turn this up even higher!

That is enough. Are you two trying to destroy the earth?

Your hand is sticking out.

Let us fight just a little longer!

Even though Beers-sama is telling you to stop?

--Huh? --Hmm?

That will be enough; now stop.

Oh. No getting around that.

Monaka, some other time, okay?

Well, let us start the victory party.

Whew, it's over at last.

Man, that was an amazing fight.

It was so incredible, it even made Monaka black out!

What's going on?

Now I've done it...

Everything is now ruined.

So we end up doing this, again...

Monaka, you can split yourself up, like Boo does? You really are awesome!

Huh?

I gotta train more and more, and get even stronger!

Ah, all that moving around made me hungry.

All right, let's eat!

That was nicely handled.

Ugh, for crying out loud...

What a ridiculous charade. I should never have lied, huh?

Right. Honesty is the best policy.

Hmph!

All right, I'm eating, too!

Whew.

Wow

Wow

It's hard to say Don't wanna stay

twist and fight, can't find my way

I must believe that fear and trouble can even be fun if you think the right way

Wow

Wow

I don't want to draw the line I gotta see it through some way

Fight for what I know is mine The dream I had of me that day

Wow

Wow

Don't care if they call me greedy If they hate me, make me blue

Don't care if they laugh at me 'cos I will make the dream come true

Wow

Wow

Heya! I'm Goku!

Bulma! Karin-sama! What are you doing here?

Huh? /I'm the one who suddenly appeared?

That's a bummer. I ain't able to use my Ki right.

Piccolo, what am I supposed to do to take care of Pan?

Next time on Dragon Ball Super,

"Goku's 'Ki" Is Out of Control?! The Struggle to Look After Pan."

Be sure to watch, okay?