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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪ Making spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪

♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪

♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

Merry Christmas. Have the bestest Christmas ever.

Okay, it's all clear. You can come out now.

Coming.

Thanks, Moll.

Oh, wow. That's gorge.

Yeah. I never would have finished in time

and dealt with last minute shoppers.

- Thank you. - What happened to you?

You look like you had a fight with Aisle 5 at Home Depot.

Well, restoring furniture is a messy job,

but someone's gotta do it.

Go take a hot shower.

You look like you really need it.

Yeah, I do. God.

Christmas Eve with my family

used to be my favorite night of the year,

and now it just gives me hives.

That's the best part of family dinners.

It's a great mixture of love and stress.

- Mm. - It's exhilarating.

- And it begins. - What now?

My mother reminding me to be on time to get a gift

for my sister's boyfriend and we've got a link.

- Oh. - Shall we?

- We shall. - Oh, it's an article.

It says, “What's Wrong With Single Women In Their 30s?”

There's nothing wrong with you.

- I know. - Good.

- Right? - Right.

Don't take what she sends you so seriously.

You're right. Absolutely right.

Okay. Go home. I'm gonna shower.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

I love you.

- Okay. Get out of here. - Yeah. Okay.

- Bye. - Thank you.

Of course.

I can do this.

Yeah, I can do this.

Uh--

Hello?

Whoa!

- No! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Uh, um... are you okay?

Yeah. I don't have any money.

No. No, I don't want your money.

Uh, um... I'm gonna let you go...

- Okay. - right now. Sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you,

but you realize your parking lot is behind the building.

- That's why I came in here. - Yeah.

Makes sense.

I'm just here to meet somebody.

I know you.

- Yeah. Yeah, you do. - Yeah.

Peter Grant?

Christina Walker.

- Yeah, wow. This is a - Wow.

blast from the past.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Just wait a second.

Okay. Look, there they are.

- I think we need to get that. - Do I have to?

I have an appointment.

- God. I tried to stop her. - said--

You didn’t try hard enough.

- I know. - Hi.

you can save me.

That's a cute look.

Thanks. I’ve just been working downstairs all day.

Yeah, I can tell.

- Peter? - Yes.

- Oh, you're here already. - I made it.

I love it.

Christina, you remember Peter Grant?

- Peter Grant. - Yes.

Right. Yes, we were just getting reacquainted.

Yes, very reacquainted.

Love a reunion.

Sure. Um, okay.

So what do you have that is fun, trendy,

and would make the perfect Christmas present?

Yes, you should check out the Bodycology display.

You can't really go wrong.

Molly, would you?

- Must I? - Yes, you must.

Oh, okay.

Well, come on, lady.

Calculus. That was it.

- It was calculus, right? - Calculus.

- We were, yes. - Uh, yeah, I think--

I think you're right. Wow, that's been so long ago.

Yeah. And also--oh, wait, no.

You dated my friend Noah, right?

Noah. Oh, yeah.

- Don't remind me. - Sorry.

If I remember correctly, which I usually do, you dated...

Melinda

for a week and then she dumped me.

Yeah. I remember that.

I also remember you being surprisingly good at calculus.

Surprisingly.

I mean, it's not like it's ever really helped me in anything,

- not even in finance. - That's not true.

I've heard you've done very well for yourself.

Okay. Well, it also looks like

you've done pretty well yourself.

- Yeah. Oh. - Well, I love this.

- Okay. - Peter, you must smell it.

- It smells divine. - Oh, okay.

Christina, can you wrap that up for us, please?

I would love to. Yes.

- Thank you. - Can I eat that?

That smells amazing.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is work.

I gotta take it.

Hi.

So, what do you think?

Think about what?

About him. Peter.

I don't know.

I wasn't really thinking anything.

Was I supposed to be thinking something?

Ugh. An investment banker and loves animals

and smells great and most importantly is single.

Amazeballs.

Amazeballs?

Yeah, it's what the kids say.

What kids?

You know, the kids. It's what they say.

Hm. Yeah, I'd rethink that one before using that word again.

Okay, well, the word you should be focusing on is single.

I just ran into him on the street and I had no idea,

and now he's coming to my Christmas Eve dinner.

Single no more.

Wow, that was fast.

Was it? I don't think it was.

- Um... - All right, I get it.

Yes, it will be . Bye.

I am so sorry about that.

Some people are not aware

- that it is Christmas Eve. - Here you go.

- Thank you. - Oh, don't worry about that.

Christina, you can put that on my account.

I mean, it is for my family after all.

Sure, no problem.

You are better than all the little elves.

That's why they call me Santa's little helper.

Who does?

The kids?

Oh.

Well, I love Christmas and you. Let's just--

- Okay. - Oh, you know what?

Maybe we'll hug later, okay?

Okay. Toodles.

- Bye. - Okay.

- Oh, Peter, come on. - Yes.

It was great running into you again.

Yeah, you too. Literally.

- Yeah. Literally. - Sorry about that.

- Peter. - Don’t worry.

- Okay, but maybe-- - Bye.

I’ll--have fun.

- You too. Bye. - Okay.

Bye.

Mm. Me likey him, and me thinks he likey you.

Okay, Doctor Seuss, slow down.

Okay, Grinch. Whatever.

Well, he's with Bridget.

Doesn't seem like it.

Okay, we gotta go.

- We're late. You're late. - I can’t think why.

Merry, merry, merry Christmas.

- Bye. - Bye.

Lock the door this time, please.

Oh, extra work.

Right. Let the festivities begin.

All right. Oh, God Okay.

Okay.

All right. I can do this. It’s just dinner.

Hello? Sorry I'm late.

Frank, you're not slicing fast enough.

- It’s fast as I can. - A little help here, please.

It’s fast as I can. I’m not a machine.

- Thank you. - Okay, yes.

Hi, Dad.

Is that my Christina?

Oh, were you expecting someone else, Mom?

No. Oh, I can't tell if you're skin and bones

under this coat

- or if you gained some weight. - Oh.

It's good to see you too, Mom.

- So sweet. - Okay.

Don’t look so distressed.

She does it to all of us.

Oh, you're such a gentleman. As always.

One question for you. Do you have a twin?

- Not that I know of. - Excuse me?

I'm kidding. He is one of a kind.

You're very lucky to have him.

Does everyone have a drink?

Who needs a drink?

Oh, me. I need one.

- Great. - The whole bottle.

Have I ever told you you were my favorite person?

Every time we're here.

So how are you?

- How's business? - Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah, keeping up the grind, you know?

Working with specific clients

and really leaning into the restoration side of things,

and you're not listening to me anymore.

Okay. Dinner is served.

- Hey. - Let's eat.

Come on everybody.

- Let's get it. - Let’s go. All right.

Yes, yes, yes. Let's go.

Frank. All right Frank, you're at the head of the table.

Tyler, you're over here to his right

and Emily to the left.

And well look, you're where you're supposed to be.

- And Christina, honey, - Yup.

- can you come over to my right? - Sure.

Mom, I wrote the name tags down.

Oh, you wrote name tags.

Good job. Well, we all know where we're supposed to be.

I think we have an empty seat here.

Oh, did you miscount, darling? Sweetheart?

I don't believe this.

I just thought that--

Really? Again?

Well, yes, because at Thanksgiving,

you told me that you met someone.

Someone at Thanksgiving? What?

- Yeah. Yes. - No.

No, you told me there was someone

- that you were interested in. - Oh. That’s--

Right, honey? You remember that?

Yes, she talked about it at Thanksgiving.

- How you doing? - No, I did not.

It's Christmas.

- Well, just thought-- - Mom, it's Christmas.

Yes, it's Christmas,

which is why I thought Christina would invite him.

Did everybody get their ham?

Him who? There is no him.

It's awkward. Ow.

I mean, this is the third time you have set a space

for some imaginary man that doesn't exist.

Did everyone get ham?

It's like you expect Mister Smith to just show up

at the door and whisk me away on a train or something.

Was that his name, Mr. Smith?

Harry Smith? He's a good man.

Harry is 65 years old, Dad.

No, it was a joke, all right?

Or it was supposed to be.

Still a good man.

Well, a mother can dream, can't she?

No, Mom. No.

You can't dream about a boyfriend that doesn't exist,

especially mine.

Let's say grace, please.

- Yes. Good idea. - Good idea.

Dear Lord, thank you for this food

that we're about to receive

and for this ever-blossoming family of men

and please one more for Christina.

- Mom. - Please.

May he walk through this door right about now.

Yeah. Wanna pass me some green beans, please?

This is unbelievable.

Eh. It's just Mom being Mom.

Anyway, I have a little bit of an announcement to make.

- Oh. - Oh, boy.

It's a doozy.

I need a drink.

- Yeah. There you go. - Okay.

You know, don't wanna steal all the focus

or all the spotlight or anything.

Hold on.

But...

Mm. I'm ready.

Well, Tyler decided to give me my Christmas gift

a little bit early.

Oh, is it that little puppy that you were eyeballing?

- No, no. - Did you get the puppy?

No, not that. It's better than a puppy.

Oh, lord.

What's better than a puppy?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe this?

Oh.

- Oh my god. - Oh.

Yes.

Oh, that’s so exciting.

Wow.

And I said yes.

- Congrats. - Thank you.

My man. Hey, how about that?

Nice. Nice.

All right.

You have picked the most wonderful woman.

Thank you, Mom.

I mean, you are all--all my girls are wonderful.

But congratulations.

Have you picked a date?

No. No. Not yet.

But I'm definitely thinking of a winter wedding.

A winter wedding.

She's also thinking of a summer wedding.

And spring. And fall.

Oh, well, gotta cover your bases.

That's what I was thinking.

Yeah? Were you?

Yeah, is anybody asking Mr. ATM his opinion on this matter?

All right, we have three daughters, sweetheart,

so you knew this was coming.

Financing a trilogy.

We weren't thinking anything too big, Mr. Walker.

Oh. Mr. Walker?

Listen, I think the days of you calling me Mr. Walker

are over for you, son.

- Okay. - Just do me a favor.

Make her happy. That's all I'm asking.

- Of course. - Happy.

And no--nothing else?

- Nothing else. Not grumpy, - No.

- not gloomy, not cranky. - Okay.

- Happy. - Happy, happy, happy. .

My guy. We're gonna be besties.

I was also wondering if maybe you two

would be my maids of honor.

- Mm. - Mm.

- Yes. - Of course.

- Wow. - I'm so excited.

Of course. Of course.

- We would be honored. - Yeah. What she said.

And also, Sophie, I'd love to use your wedding planner.

- Oh, no. Yeah. She's the best. - Yeah.

- Yes. You have to. - Yeah. She's--she's--

- All right. Awesome. - She’s good.

I mean, she had to take some tips from me.

She was really expensive, but she's great.

- Well... - Oh.

I hate to steal the spotlight away from Emily.

Please, steal away.

But Brady and I have something we want to say to you all.

- Mm-hm. - Oh.

Gosh. I'm so nervous

I think I might actually pass out.

Stay strong.

All right. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Brady and I are trying to get pregnant. Ah.

Oh.

Congratulations.

I'm gonna be a grandma.

I'm gonna be an aunt.

And Grandpa Frankie.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Guys. Guys.

This isn't a thing.

What do you mean?

Everyone's congratulating you like, you're pregnant.

- Yeah. - But you're not.

You're--you're trying to get pregnant.

- Honey, come on. - Mom, no. That's ridiculous.

That's like me making an announcement

that I'm trying to get a boyfriend.

Are you trying to get a boyfriend?

Mom, no. I'm making a point.

It's like me making an announcement

that I'm trying to win the lottery

or that I'm trying to grow a couple of inches.

And I'm proud of you.

You know what? I'm sorry.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm so happy for you, and I'm very happy for you.

- Thank you. - And I can't wait to be an aunt.

- Yes. - One day.

Soon. One day, apparently.

Well, this is a magical evening.

Okay. Let's cheers. Cheers.

- Cheers. - All right.

- All right. - Cheers.

- We are so blessed. - Cheers.

- Merry Christmas, everyone. - Merry Christmas.

Cheers. This has just been a wonderful Christmas

with wonderful gifts.

- So blessed. Magical. - You'll get yours.

- I know it. - Yeah.

You'll get your gifts.

I just need to go check on the Bundt cake.

And, Christina, would you like to come help me?

- Mm-hm. - I can't wait for .

Right behind you.

Is it a Bun cake or Bundt?

Yes, Bundt.

Okay. All right.

Would you be a dear and take the cake out of the box for me.

Yep. Got it. Got it. Got it.

- Ooo. - Yeah. All right.

Slice up a few.

- Yep. - But plate it first.

And then can you slice up a few, hon?

- Mm-hm. - Right.

I cannot believe that Dad still thinks

you actually make this from scratch.

Dad believes whatever he wants to believe.

Plus my cakes never look this nice.

Yeah, that is true.

Ooo. Mm.

Must you?

What, Mom? You know I love this.

- What? - Are you okay?

I'm always okay.

You always say that.

Yeah. It's always true.

I--I just want you to be happy.

I am happy, Mom.

I don't want you to be alone.

I just--we worry that you're gonna be alone

for the rest of your life.

Why do you have to say things like that?

You always make me feel like I'm the Jan Brady of the family.

Just--I'm good.

Well, I don't wanna lie to you.

Well, you don't always have to tell the truth, do you?

Well, that's what mothers do,

and you'll come to learn this, God willing.

Wait, that's for the coffee.

Mom? Look at me.

I'm making a pledge, all right?

I am never, ever going to be single on Christmas Eve again.

- Really? - Really.

Mm, Bailey's.

You love Bailey's, don't you?

- I do love it. - Okay, who wants cake?

All right, sister.

It's twelve weeks until Christmas

and the little calendar on my phone moves down.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Will you get me the chisel?

It's dating time.

I've known you my entire life and I'm a little lost.

That's a hammer.

You don't remember what you said last Christmas?

To your mom? Your pledge?

You said you would never show up to Christmas single again.

That's still a hammer.

Wait, you put that in your calendar?

Yeah, I put it in my calendar with an emergency alert

in case you hadn't found someone, which you haven't.

So now we have to be laser focused on the dating pool.

Well, I've been busy.

Yeah, I know. With hammers and chisels.

Also, I dated.

- What about Brad? - My cousin?

- Yeah. - At bowling?

That wasn't a date.

Hm. Well, there was the guy at the museum, remember?

Girl, that was our tour guide.

Okay, I know you, Christina.

I know you very well.

- And you know what I think? - Hm.

I think you're scared to date again

because you had a terrible breakup.

So now you've put up so many walls

and you’re stuck in whatever place you retreated to.

- I didn’t--Okay. - No, no, no, don't. Don't.

I'm not finished.

Also, I know this isn't about your mother,

even though it would be nice if she could stop harping on you

about getting married.

I also know that you don't need a man to feel complete.

You're a strong, independent woman

in the twenty first century

who won't be defined by having or not having

a lifelong relationship.

I get it.

But, you know, it wouldn't be so bad to fall in love again.

And I know you don't want to get hurt,

but sometimes that's what it takes to find the right person.

So stop making excuses to not be in a relationship

and let yourself be open to having a new one.

Okay. Now I'm finished.

Is this where I'm supposed to slow clap?

Also, every time you open your mouth,

it doesn't need to be another question

that you find witty or funny.

Sometimes your constant need for sarcasm becomes intolerable.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

No, it's fine. It's just a lot to take in.

- Can you help me move this? - Yeah. Ow.

It's a little heavy. Oh. All right.

So how do we move forward then?

Well, I'm glad you asked.

I just downloaded Smate.

Downloaded what?

Smate. That's how I met Jason.

Well, you said you met Jason on a blind date.

I did. I set it up on Smate.

Everyone has it.

It's short for soulmate.

’Cause soulmate's too long?

Losing letters is cool now.

Also, instead of an “S” for plural, we use a “Z.”

No, I'm not doing that.

Okay, so this is what's gonna happen.

You, my friend, are gonna go on 12 dates in twelve weeks.

So by Christmas Eve,

you'll be storming into your parents' house

with a man on your arm.

That is quite the ambitious endeavor.

I know, and I'm ready for it.

You're ready?

Okay, so first things first.

Profile.

- Age 29. - I'm not 29.

Yeah. I know that and you know that,

but they, they don't need to know that.

Height?

Five-two.

Five-six. Got it.

Sexual preference.

Men. It is men, right?

That was one time.

Oh, I would love that for you.

Okay, tagline. Oh, I got it.

"I'm wild and free and ready to tango."

- No. - "Will you be my dance partner?"

No, that's terrible. We're not using that.

Also, I do not tango.

And it's set.

- What? - Also, don't worry.

I already picked out your profile pic.

Well, let me--

Oh my god.

A bikini picture? Where did you even find this?

- Last year in Cabo. - Uh-uh.

And trust me, it gets them every time.

- Nope. - That's how I got Jason

to ask me out. - It's not happening.

Forget it. We're--we're not using this.

Also, I think you're--you're doing this a little too quickly.

And you got pinged.

Pinged? Pinged? What does that mean?

- Means you made a match. - Oh, I'm gonna be sick.

Oh, my God. He is so hot.

Let me see. Whoa. Oh, my God.

What are those lines on his stomach?

Are those abs?

It's been so long since I've seen an ab.

See, I told you.

Are you sure that this isn't a Calvin Klein ad?

This can't be real. I've seen a lot of Catfish.

This is a horrible idea. No.

Hello? Girls?

Coming, Bridget.

Come on.

Hello? Girls?

Hi. How are you?

What can we help you with today?

I have big news. Big news.

Oh, I think I have bigger news.

Not now, Molly.

Well, I just landed a total refurnishing

on the Collins house,

which means I am putting you two to work.

Wait, the Collins house? That's huge.

That house has been on the market forever.

Yes, well, someone just bought it,

and not only someone, but Peter Grant.

You remember him? I brought him in last year.

Um-- - Mm-hm.

He's like yay high, steely eyes,

and, ugh, a smile that could melt hearts.

I knew he'd come back for me.

Wait. That hot guy came back for you?

You sound so shocked.

It's just I don't see the two of you two together, but--

- Try harder. - Eeh.

- Molly. - Yes.

He, uh, he came back for me.

- Really? - Mm-hm.

- He did? - Yes.

Well, I just wanted to tell you guys

so that you all know that we are going to be doing

a lot of work together the next few months,

all courtesy of me.

Well, that's great news, Bridge.

Thank you for thinking of us.

We--we make a great team

and we could use the extra business.

Yes, of course.

Well, I just couldn't wait to tell you in person,

- but-- - Yeah.

- Hah. Yeah. - Oh.

I'll be in touch and just make sure

to keep your price reasonable.

Yes, we always do.

Well, don't wanna scare him off.

- Oh, you think that will do it. - Okay.

I--I--we will definitely come up with a fair price.

Perfect. Well, we will be in touch in the next few days

to discuss and compare notes.

And, yeah, I have to run for a lunch,

but it was so good to see you. Toodles!

Toodles!

- So excited. - Bye, Bridge.

Bye--bye.

I hate her.

I can't believe he would be with her.

And I can't with her. Okay.

We have to move on.

Okay.

You, my bestie bestalicious,

are gonna go on date number one.

Okay.

- Hi. - Hello.

Hi, honey. It's your mother.

Mom, you video called me.

I can see you.

Oh? A video call?

- Yeah. -

- What do I do? - No, Mom.

You’re gonna--you need to pull the phone back

so I can see your face.

Oh, I'm too close.

- How's that? - No, now it's just up your nose.

Oh, okay. Oh, oh, I oh, got it.

- Yeah, that's better. - Okay.

Tell me where I'm good.

Okay. There you are. Hi.

So have you met anyone?

Since you asked me that last night, no, Mom.

Well you’re not getting any younger.

Okay. Well, I will have you know

I'm actually on my way to meet someone right now, so.

You are? Oh, honey.

You have made your mother so very happy.

Oh, I can't wait to hear all about.

Will you call me tomorrow and give me all the details?

Okay. Yes. I will. All right. Bye. I gotta go. Mom.

Bye. I--I just don't know how to hang up.

Red button. Bottom of the screen.

Oh, this one?

The button that is red.

- Frank. - Yeah.

- Please help me. - Oh, God.

Really? - I can't turn the phone off.

I'm on with Christina.

Oh, hey, sweetheart.

- Hi, Dad. How are you? - What are you doing?

She’s got a date.

- Oh. That’s so-- - Yeah.

- Dad. Dad. - Who is it?

I’m on my way to a date.

I--I’ll call you later, okay?

- I love you both. - Who are you talking to?

- Mom. Mom. - No, no, no.

The button--

- Good night. This is ridiculous. - It’s time to turn it off.

Alexis.

Talk to the lady.

- Alexis, off. - Hello.

Mom, I’m hanging up. Bye.

- Alexis. - Good Lord.

Hang up.

- End call. - I thought her name is Siri.

- Siri or Alexis? - Siri. Siri. Whatever.

♪ Today’s the day we’ll be the things ♪

♪ We've always wanted ♪

Okay.

Okay gang, I’m in the bar looking.

Who do we think Christina is?

- Oh no. - Let's have a look.

Okay, couple of options, couple of candidates.

First one.

Uh, excuse me, are you Christina?

Do we think this is Christina?

Oh, no.

Whew.

Oh, no. No, no, this can't be my life.

Wait a minute.

Wait just one short minute here.

A lovely lady alone at the table who looks just like her picture.

I'm going in.

Christina?

Oh, hi.

We found her, everyone.

Okay, guys. First thoughts.

Sorry, who are you talking to?

My fans. I'm live streaming this date.

Say hi.

Okay. Uh, okay.

So, I'm Chadwick, but everyone calls me Chad. Or Chadwick.

Actually, I should post a poll on what I should be called.

Am I right, guys?

All right. Well, um, okay.

It's--it’s nice to meet you.

We have first contact.

Well, technically, it's second contact, but who's counting?

Am I right?

Right. Are you gonna put that down?

I don't understand.

Okay. I mean, are you just gonna,

you know, hold that the entire dinner, or--?

Well, yeah. That's--that's what I do.

I'm an influencer.

Really? That's a thing around here?

- Wow. - Oh, yeah.

I make great money at it between YouTube and TikTok

and my Snapchat premium

where I usually just take my shirt off and stuff.

Actually, I rarely wear a shirt.

I'm sorry. What?

Yeah. This is a special occasion,

so I put on some clothes.

I live stream all my dates.

They love it. You guys love it, right?

- Wow. - Told you.

- They love it. - Yeah, okay.

That's--I--I can see that they love it.

You know what? Maybe, um,

if it could just be the two of us.

You know, just you, me.

I don't understand.

You don't understand. Okay.

I'm gonna be a little more direct.

I don't want strangers watching us or listening to us

before I even know anything about you.

Wait. You don't follow me?

No. I don't follow you.

I actually don't do the whole social media thing.

Oh.

Oh, they're not liking these answers.

- What do you mean? Who isn't? - My followers.

Okay, everyone. Just, let's relax.

- Okay. - Let’s give her a chance.

- What are they saying? - Oh, uh, you don't wanna know.

Yes, I do. Let me see.

I want to see what they're saying.

Oh. Oh.

Well, that's just-- Okay.

I mean, oh, what do you know about fashion sense,

- Melly_624-- - Okay, okay.

- Melly’s-- - You're a bully.

Melly's Top 10 fans. We gotta be nice to Melly.

Tell me about you.

- What makes Christina tick? - Yeah.

Well, I can tell you what ticks me off.

- What? - This.

So have fun with that.

Bye, Chadwick. Chad.

We're a loser. What should I do?

Christina, Melly_624 says she's sorry.

I know you didn't say that.

Oh, hey girlfriend.

Oh, okay.

Oh, that's not the look of someone

who had a wild night with a hottie.

You, my very, very dear friend, are very, very perceptive.

- That bad? - Worse.

Oh, what happened?

He was live streaming the date.

Oh, one of those.

There's more of them?

Yeah. Maybe we set the age too young.

Don't worry, next one will be more age appropriate.

Oh, Molly, I don't know.

Trust me.

I won't be so quick to set up a date next time.

You know, I'll just filter out all the bad stuff.

Think of this one as a trial run.

How many trial runs are you expecting?

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

- Hello. - Hello.

Sorry about the store. It's a mess.

We're just redecorating for Christmas.

Oh, no, I get it. That's all right.

- How are you doing? - How are you?

I'm good. Yeah, I'm really great. I'm good.

- Good. How are you? - Great.

I'm great. How--how are you?

- Oh, very good. - Great.

Wow. Okay.

I'm gonna go drink this in the corner.

Okay.

So what brings you back here?

I think I had had enough of New York.

It was just kind of a lot after a while,

and I'm grateful for my time there at first,

but then I needed something different.

I came back here, fell in love with the house,

and I realize you were not asking

about me coming back here. You meant--

No. I--I meant my store, but that is interesting story.

Good. Now I feel very dumb.

Yeah. You--you should.

Nice. So--sorry, the reason I'm in this building right now

is because I have a problem that I'm hoping you can fix.

- Oh, I love a challenge. - You're gonna get one.

I have what remains of this loveseat

that's sort of a family heirloom.

Bridget hates it, but I think I would like to restore it

to its former glory and I would hate to get rid of it.

Yeah, great.

Let's just bring it down to my workshop.

- Which you should remember - Okay.

from last year when you tried to break in.

This is right before you tried to cut off my head with--

Yeah. I'll bring my candy cane.

- There it is. Yeah. - So watch out.

Okay. I'll be right back.

Okay.

It is gorgeous. It just needs a little TLC.

Really? So you can fix this?

Oh, I can. I mean, don't get me wrong.

This is gonna take a little time, but, yes, I can.

I--I can definitely fix this.

Okay. Yeah.

That would mean the world to me.

Uh... wow. So remind me again,

how did you get into furniture or--or was it restoration?

- Restoration. - Yeah.

Yeah. It's actually the side of my business

that I love the most.

I just learned that furniture

doesn't solely have to be functional.

So many pieces just hold a lot of memories.

So you know the story with this thing.

- Hm. - Um...

we didn't have a lot of money growing up,

and my parents were walking downtown one day

and happened to see this thing in a shop window.

And my mom fell in love with it.

Obviously, we couldn't afford it.

So my dad secretly saved up for almost a year--

Wow.

and then surprised her on her birthday.

And the only reason I remember this

is because it was the first time

that I ever saw somebody cry for joy.

So they're still together,

so must be something to this thing.

Mm. That's really special.

Well, anyway, I will...

- let you get to it. - Okay.

I know it's in very capable hands.

- The best hands. - The best hands.

Yes.

Before I forget,

- I would like to-- - Oh. What do you--

I would like to pay.

- I’m gonna pay you. - No, no. Mm-mm. No.

- Yes. - No. Please.

Pay me when I'm done. You might hate it.

I don't think I'm gonna hate it.

No. You're definitely not gonna hate it.

- Okay. - All right.

- All right. - Okay.

Well, thank you very much,

and I'll--I’ll check back in a little later.

- Sounds good. - All right.

Be here.

- Okay. Bye. - Bye.

Whoo.

Were you just listening to all of that?

Oh, intensely.

Don't read too much into it.

But I want to.

I mean, he's kind of perfect, but he's taken.

I'm not gonna wait around.

And Bridget has her hooks sunk into him and he's okay with it,

which means there's something definitely wrong with him,

so let's just move on from it.

Oh. Well, good point. I mean, I don't buy it, but--

I mean, it's not like I had a crush on him

- in high school or anything. - Of course not.

Or that he looks even better now.

- I know. - Good.

- Good. - Great.

What's next?

Okay. Let's see.

We don't want a model, but we do want somebody cute.

Definitely.

Oh. How about somebody foreign?

Oh. I do love a foreign accent.

You really do.

Hi. - Hello.

Oh.

Hello. I'm assuming you are Emron.

I am Emron. Em-ron.

Em-ron.

- R-r-r-- - R-r-ron.

- R-r-r-- - Em-ron.

- Emron. - Well, answers that.

Very--oh. Thank you.

That's very nice to meet you.

So where are you originally from?

Oh, please, not you too with the phone.

This is just--

Hello. My English is very poor,

so I must use this device to communicate.

Yeah. That's fine. Sorry.

The--the last guy was like--never mind.

So how are you?

Fine. You?

- Good. Good. Yeah. Good. - Good.

Yeah. See? You speak some English.

English. That's very good.

Yeah. Very cute.

Hairy tooth? Huh?

- What? No. - You are hairy tooth?

- No. Of course not. I-- - Hairy snoot?

Oh. No. No. No. No hair anywhere.

I mean, there's hair on my head.

You know what? Let's start over.

You want to come over?

- What? Oh, no. - High five.

No, no, no. Absolutely not.

Not. Snot.

- Ah! Tissue. - Okay.

Actually, I have an idea. Let's-- thanks.

That's very funny.

Let's, um... How long have you been in America?

Oh, oh. I was born here.

- I see. - You ski?

Yes, I do ski.

You know what, I'm actually pretty late for the slopes.

But it was really nice to meet you, Emron.

Or I'm sorry, Emr-r-ron.

- Emron. Yes. - Yes. Okay.

Well, best of luck to you. This was fun.

We should, you know, not do this again.

- You know, have-- - Again.

- a good time. Okay. - Okay. Call?

Yeah. No, probably not.

Peace offering.

You're not at war. Thank you.

It's not my fault.

I didn't say it was.

Even though it kind of is.

It's a learning process.

Now we know to filter out models

and people who don't speak English.

Wait, there's a filter for that?

Oh, girl. There's a filter for everything these days.

- Wow. - Hello, my girls.

Hi, Bridget.

How's Peter's loveseat coming along?

Yeah, it's coming.

Good, because I plan on spending a lot of time on it.

Oh, my dear.

Things that good?

I think he's the one.

Wow, the one. That's so soon.

Well, when you know you know.

Yeah. I guess you do.

Well, I'm really truly happy for you, Bridget.

Ah. Thank you so much, Christina.

- That's so nice. - You're welcome.

And you too, Molly.

I didn't say anything.

Well, anyway, enough about me.

What about you?

- Yeah, I’ve just-- - You know what?

- I have to go. - Okay.

Bye, Bridget.

You're not really happy for her, are you?

I don't know. I mean, in a way I am.

I mean, she's clearly insufferable,

but everyone deserves happiness, and you saw that.

She clearly looks happy.

Agreed.

Which is why I'm so excited about your next date.

Well, at least one of us is.

Okay.

All right.

It’s gonna be great.

Okay.

Hi. Are you Michael?

- Christina? - Yeah.

Hey, baby. Come, sit.

- Join me, please. - Oh. Oh.

Now, I took the liberty of ordering us each

some chakra nutrient granola with hemp, chia,

and cactus thistle pits over some moonbeam ice cream.

- Oh, like the song. - What song?

Oh, you know, the Benson Boone song. It...

Never mind. You know what?

I'm just gonna let that one go.

So you're the successful investment banker

that just moved here from Wall Street?

Total life change, man.

I went to Burning Man in August, and it .

It literally changed my life.

Yeah. I can--I can see that.

Like, life is too short, man.

You know what I mean?

Hm... No. No. Not really.

I was just a spoke in the wheel of life,

just serving the man, but I wanted more, you know?

Yeah, so you moved to Clinton.

Well, my parents live here.

Oh, I--I didn't realize that you were from here.

So you... you moved back to be with your family and friends.

That is just-- that's really sweet.

Well, actually, most of my friends and family,

they live in New York.

But after the Burn, you know, I really felt like I had to

just get rid of all these material possessions

and these responsibilities,

so I just cashed out everything,

and I moved into my parents' house.

You live with your parents?

Yeah. It's cool, right?

And you're how old?

Just turned 40.

Forty. Right.

May I ask you a question?

Shoot.

If you want, I think I could ask my camp

if you could join us at the next Burn.

Mm. Please don't.

Well, there's only 30 of us in our camp.

Yeah, I don't want to impose.

You would have to bring your own bicycle.

I don't have one.

Well, we have very strict rules about taking turns

changing the septic tank in the RV.

- Noted. - Wait.

Have you ever experienced a flow in a sandstorm?

I don't even know what that means.

Oh, my God. It is so intense.

But it is nothing that some glow sticks

and some fire poi can't fix.

I'm sure.

Hey.

See, what I'm really looking for, Christina,

is that special connection that two people have

when they can't move,

and they're trapped in the middle of a mud pile

with thousands of other Burners.

Yeah, I can't really think of anything worse

than being stuck in the desert with no way out

and stuck in your mud pile from hell.

It is so much fun.

- Is it, though? - Yes.

Hey, are you gonna pay for this?

What? Wait, you didn't pay for this?

Well, at the Burn, we call it gifting.

So, you see, they're gonna gift us this ice cream.

Right. Well, we're not at the Burn,

and here in the real world, we gotta pay our bills.

Capitalism.

Oh my God.

- Christina? - Yeah?

Would you like an edible?

- Jesus. - Stop it.

I can honestly say I do not understand those people.

Like, what if you wanted the music to stop?

It doesn't stop.

Oh, and he wanted me to clean the toilets?

- Okay. I can’t. - Yeah.

- No more of those. - No. No more of any of them.

I am done. Okay? I'm done.

Oh.

- Hello, my lovelies. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hey.

Peter took me to the most amazing restaurant

the other night. What was it called again?

It's called the 303, but you were the one--

Yes, right. The 303.

All those numbers, like an area code, but not.

OMG, the white truffles, delicious.

- Mm, yeah. No, I've heard that. - Yeah.

Have any of your dates taken you there?

- Well-- - Oh, you're dating?

Uh, I wouldn't call it that, but--

- Okay. Uh-- - Yeah.

Well, we just wanted to stop in to see

if you could show us some of your cute

- little knickknacks-- - Sure.

in the store so we can put it for his coffee table.

But I just realized that we actually have to get going

to the carpet store.

They just got in the most stunning rugs,

so I think we'll just come back later,

you know, um, and we'll pick out what we like.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Well, good to see-- - All right. Okay.

- Okay. - Yes.

- Good. Bye. Come on. - Yeah.

Let's go.

- Wow. - Bye.

- I'll see you. - What?

Is it bad to hope that she gets abducted by aliens

and then returns home like 20% uglier?

Mm... yeah.

I mean, she's shoving her new boyfriend down your throat

- and I hate it. - It's fine.

She's living her best life while trying to disparage mine.

Wait. No. That's not fine.

Well, let's make you happy.

- Yeah. - Time for another date.

- Why not? - Ow.

You know? What do I have to lose?

- Nothing. - Except my dignity.

Mm.

- Okay. - Okay.

- The next one is from David. - Okay.

He looks like a genuinely good guy.

- Yeah. He does look nice. - Yeah.

What could go wrong?

Don't answer that.

Wait. What happened?

And I was like, they're called fish sticks.

There's no D in it.

What the Henry did you think you were eating?

I cannot believe

that you had the identical dating experience as me.

Oh, at the end of the day, right,

it's just basic communication.

Exactly. And that becomes really difficult

when you're using a translation app

for every other sentence.

Yes. Especially when the app gets it completely wrong.

Totally.

I mean, this app was having one conversation.

The guy was having another.

And then there was me sitting there

trying to understand the both of them.

- It's too much. - No. I agree.

- Way too much. - Too much.

No, Australian is a lot easier to understand.

Well, it's because it's English.

Mm.

It's also a lot sexier.

Well, to a sexy conversation.

Yeah. I will so drink to that.

I gotta say, this is, um...

this is a breath of fresh air for me.

For me too.

Yeah. I was about to give up on the whole Smate dating,

but here you are, and, um, yeah,

I'm just happy right now. Relieved.

I'm glad you feel that way

because I'm--I'm totally getting the same vibe here.

Oh, really happy you feel that way,

and I would totally love to do this again if you want to.

Oh, are you kidding? I would--I would love that.

I--I just need the final okay

to just take it to the next level, that's all.

The final okay?

- Mummy. - What?

Come join.

Ah, you must be Christina.

Hi. Yeah. Um, what?

I'm sorry. I'm a little confused right now.

Irene. I'm David's mum.

- Mom. - Oh, hi. I--

Oh, no. Please don't get up.

Okay.

So I've been observing you,

- as we mothers do. - Yeah...

I have a few questions.

- You do? - Mm-hm. First one.

What are your intentions towards my baby?

Oh. Okay, you're serious.

Um, my intentions with your...

baby are to go on another date

and--and just see how things go from there.

Any sexually transmitted diseases.

What? Oh my God. No, I'm not really--

- Oh, just a few more. - comfortable with this.

Just a few more. Any children out there?

No, absolutely not.

Oooh. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Excuse me?

Last one.

Are you on any drugs?

- What? - Oxy, Xanax, maybe you

hit the pipe at night.

Okay, you know what? No.

David, are you gonna say something?

It's a little weird.

No. It's just, it's the last question. We're done.

No, I think we're done, like, right now.

So thank you for the drink,

and have a great date night with your mummy.

She wasn't for you.

Mummy, you always know best.

I heard that.

- Is it bad? - No.

Good?

Okay, let me get this for you.

I'm pregnant. I'm not an invalid.

Oh, I know. You're just so big.

Thanks.

It's impressive, seriously.

So I guess the whole trying

to get pregnant thing was real, hm?

I told you.

You know, I've walked by this store so many times,

I've never actually been in.

What do you need?

Everything.

But I'm doing it in batches,

otherwise it gets a bit overwhelming.

These clothes are so tiny.

And yet they cost the same as the larger ones.

Oh, yikes.

I know, and they grow out of them in like two weeks.

Really? I had no idea.

Hence the baby shower. I need me some freebies.

So, I heard you were out there on the dating scene.

How'd you know that?

I hear things. I have people.

You have people. Okay.

Are you about to have a baby?

Why, yes, I am. I'm due any day now.

Like today?

Maybe, who knows?

My mommy's about to have a baby too.

That's so lovely.

Where's your baby?

Oh, I don't have a baby.

Why not?

Because I just don't.

Isn't your biological clock ticking?

- Lily. - Oh.

I'm so sorry.

It's--it’s fine. She reminds me of my mother.

Lily, apologize to the nice lady.

I'm sorry you're old and you don't have a baby.

Old. I'll show you old, Lily.

Ugh. Not that my real age is old or anything.

Why am I talking to myself?

Well, talking to myself isn't bad.

It's just the answering myself that's a little bit scary.

Anyway.

Okay.

Good enough.

Welcome to Los Parrilleros.

If you want it, we can grill it.

How can I help you?

Uh, yes. I'm actually here to meet someone.

- Ohhh. - Oh?

You must be Christina.

Uh, yes. I am.

How did you know that?

- We know all about you. - Oh.

He's over there. I'll take you.

Okay. Great.

- There. - There?

Yes.

Okay. Thank you.

Oh. Christina?

You're Hal?

Hal, yes, that's me.

Wow. Um, sure.

Why not? Hi, Hal.

It's really nice to meet you.

I'm sorry that I'm late.

Late? No. No.

I've been here since they opened this morning.

- Since ten? - Yeah.

Okay.

Is this for me?

A rose for a rose.

Aw, I'm a rose?

- Huh? - I'm a rose?

Huh?

I'm a rose?

Isn't that your name?

No. I--I'm Christina.

Remember? We just met.

Oh. Oh.

- Okay. - I am so embarrassed.

I date so often sometimes the names get confused.

You do?

Huh?

Hal, I just think there's been a little bit

of a misunderstanding here.

You seem really great.

You--you have another date?

No. You seem great.

Yeah. I just... I think I'm gonna go.

Oh. Where--where are we going?

No, no, no. No, no. Hal, sorry.

You're gonna stay here.

I'm gonna go. But you know what?

I do have a grandmother.

She's recently single.

She's amazing.

I think that she would love a great meal.

You had the veal?

Yes. Yes. I had the veal.

Bye.

Oh. Women.

Tell me everything.

How long do you have?

Tell me.

You remember you thought it was artistic and cool

that his photo was in black and white?

Uh, yeah, I do. He's a total looker.

Yeah, that is not why the photo

- was in black and white. - No?

No, the photo was in black and white

because color film was not invented

when the picture was taken.

Oh, so not a match?

If dating someone the age of your deceased grandfather

is a match, then yeah.

Yeah. Not so much.

Molly, I thought that you were screening these guys better.

I am. But some people lie about their age.

By 40 years? Come on.

Yeah. That's a bit of a stretch.

But don't worry. Next guy is a total catch.

How old?

- Don't be an agist. - Molly.

Okay. Let's see.

Uh, it says 37, so I'm thinking 45 tops.

Okay. Yeah.

I guess I can deal with that.

He loves to travel. No kids yet.

Oh, and his eyes are super dreamy.

I guess that checks a few things off.

Look, I told you, you need to kiss a lot of frogs

- to find your prince. - Sshh. No, no.

I can't deal with your cliches anymore.

- I'm sorry. - Just trying to be supportive.

Well, I know, but your support is wearing thin.

Yeah, I'm sensing that. So, what do you say?

I say, oh. Hello, Jarod.

Let's see what you got.

Great. I mean, how much worse can it be from last night?

Christina.

Jarod. Hi.

- Wow. - Whoa.

You are stunning.

- Oh. Thank you. - Yeah.

Your pictures do not do you justice.

And your pictures are gorgeous.

Just glad you look like yours.

- Why wouldn't I? - No, no, no.

No, I just had this experience

with a guy who--let's just say

that his picture wasn't that current.

- Anyway, not important. - Uh-oh, yeah. Here.

Thank you.

My mom taught me well.

I like this woman.

She's not hiding here anywhere, is she?

Why would she be?

Great question.

So, have you been to this place before?

No, I've always wanted to.

I just haven't had any free time.

- Hm. - I'm so locked in with work.

Okay.

I took the liberty of getting you a strawberry.

Oh, I'm actually allergic to strawberry.

Oh, no.

I'm kidding. I love strawberry.

Thank you. Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

So what'd you get?

Banana pudding.

- I think we should swap. - Cheers--

You want to take that? All right.

I'm just kidding.

I had this profound epiphany

that life is about freedom,

inner freedom.

This is true.

And the choice to stay in town.

That's why I decided to stick around town for a while.

Are you planning on not staying or--?

No, I am. I just tend to move around a lot.

Hm. Maybe it's time to settle down?

Maybe it is.

I like talking to you.

I like looking at you.

Okay.

And talking to you.

You're so smart and funny.

You should have a podcast.

So what part of town do you live in?

Oh, you know.

Mm, no. Actually, I don't.

That's why I asked.

Well, I told you I move around a lot.

Yeah, I know, but you're not moving around right now.

- Not yet. - All right. Okay.

Let's just try this a different way.

Where did you sleep last night?

Uh, just east of here.

Oh, in the Lower Falls?

Sure.

- That's nice. - Yeah.

Wait, why did you say "sure" like that?

Well, I'm sort of in between places.

Right. You're moving around.

Always, always on the move.

Yeah, you're moving. You've said that a few times.

Well, I work in home furnishings,

so next time we hang out,

I'd love to bring you something for your place.

That is so thoughtful.

But no, I can't accept.

No possessions for me.

I'm a minimalist.

Okay, mystery man.

Um, this was fun.

When can I see you again?

Soon. And I am gonna bring you that gift.

- Don't do that. - No, no, please.

I want to. Where can I send it?

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

- Like, - Okay, that's--

Oh.

What?

What is that on--?

- Oh... Crap. - Jarod, what's happening?

What is this?

Oh my god.

Jarod.

Stop whatever romantic advances you have

and put your hands in the air.

Mm. Christina, I haven't been completely honest with you.

You don't say.

My name isn't Jarod.

Okay, well, what is it?

Harrison Jones.

- It's actually Harry. - Stand up.

Walk slowly back to the sound of my voice.

Um, am I--?

What is happening?

I'm kinda a fugitive.

Kinda? What does that mean?

Down on your knees and place your hands

behind your head.

Christina, can I call you?

Collect?

All right, let's go.

Oh, my God.

Is this a deal breaker?

Yeah, fugitive is definitely a deal breaker, okay?

Okay, I did not see that coming.

I mean honestly, I thought you were filtering out

all the crazies.

I need to filter better.

Molly, I'm so over this.

There's no I in quit.

Okay, well, he did call you beautiful, and as they say,

that's the most important thing in the world.

No, that is not what they say.

Oh! I got another ping.

Oh, if I never hear the word ping again,

it'll be too soon.

Girl, it's clutch time.

Six dates down and six more to go until Christmas.

So roll up them sleeves and let's get to it.

My sleeves are already rolled up.

Yes, I see that now.

Hi.

- Christina. - Yes.

Wow, you are beautiful.

That's very nice. Thank you.

Oh, God. That just came right out.

I should not-- I should not talk.

No, no. That's okay.

- Uh--thank you. - Yeah.

Yeah, you look great.

Oh, well, thanks.

- Yeah, hey, please. - Yeah.

I hope it's okay I got the table for us.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Such a gentleman, thank you.

Yeah, I try.

All right. So, Jimmy. Um, tell me about you.

It's kind of the same old story.

I left town, I started this little AI company

and did pretty well, like, you know, five, ten,

- fifteen million dollars, - Really?

- something like that. - Whoa.

Yeah, I got my parents a house, got my brother a house,

my sister a house, a bunch of SUVs.

- Oh. - And I'm boring you.

It's the same old story, whatever.

Oh, no. Not really the same old story, but...

Dear God, your eyes are striking.

Thank you.

- Daisy. - Daisy?

Yeah. I'm sorry. All right.

Daddy is bad who left you down there too long.

Oh my god. You have a dog.

- Where were you--? - I do.

I'm sorry. I didn't look--

Where was he hiding? He's so cute.

It’s a she. She.

- She? Sorry. She. - Yeah.

- She uses the she/her pronouns. - She's cute.

She's a little sensitive to that.

Oh, yeah. I mean, apologies.

Yeah. You know, they say I rescued her.

You know, it was a rescue, but um...

she rescued me.

That’s...

I just--she’s the love of my life.

Wow. That--that-- that's adorable.

No, I'm serious. She's the love of my life.

- Oh. - You are the love of my life.

I tell that to you every day.

But I don't say it enough you.

Oh.

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

So much kisses. So much love.

Love you. I want more kisses.

Give me tongue.

- Give me a little more tongue. - I have to go.

- Little more tongue. - I’m uncomfortable

so I’m gonna just... get out of here.

Christina?

We don't need her.

♪ Rescue me ♪

♪ Hey! You gotta save me and rescue me ♪

Hi.

Hey, toots. How's it hangin’?

Nope.

♪ It’s a really sad situation ♪

♪ My mouth turns from good to bad ♪

♪ Begging for a little salvation ♪

♪ ‘Cause I’m stuck and there’s no way out ♪

♪ You gotta help me with this complication ♪

♪ You gotta rescue me ♪

Hello, Christina. Your date is here.

Hi.

Hey.

Oh. Ah.

- Hey. Crystal. - Hey.

- Crystal, that's me. Bye. Bye. - Yeah.

- Bye, Daisy. - All right. Good to see you.

Oh, hey, Chris.

Hey.

What’s up, man? Love the dress.

♪ You gotta help me with this complication ♪

I'm just waiting on someone. ♪ You gotta gotta rescue me ♪

Should be here soon.

♪ You gotta save me and rescue me ♪

Unbelievable. ♪ You gotta gotta rescue me ♪

Yeah, I don't know what's more offensive.

That dummy calling you toots

or the bearded guy wearing sandals with socks.

Ugh.

The dress sounded nice though.

Yeah, now that you mention it,

it was actually pretty flattering.

So not a total loss.

- Oh. - Hi.

Sorry. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Oh, no, no. It's perfect timing.

I was about to leave.

Don't do anything I wouldn’t do.

Sorry.

Um, not to be annoying,

but I just wanted to stop by and check on the progress.

- No, you're never annoying. - Wow.

Yeah, it's getting there, right?

Yeah, it's definitely getting there.

Look at that.

So how's Clinton's newest resident doing?

Also getting there.

Uh, Bridget has a new design idea every five minutes,

so that's taking up most of my waking life.

Kind of wondering whether hiring her was a good idea?

Yeah, she can be a lot,

I know, but she is so good at what she does.

She is, she is.

And you two seem to be having a good time with each other?

Yeah, I guess.

Oh! Come here, come here.

Look at this. Do you see this right there?

Yeah, what--what is that?

- Touch it. - Here?

It’s very smooth.

It's ivory.

Like ivory, ivory?

- Mm-hm. - Isn't that illegal?

Well, is now, thankfully so.

But this piece is probably a hundred years old.

So it's okay though, like I'm not gonna get arrested?

Oh, you might.

- What? - I'm kidding.

- Sorry. - Yeah, it's okay.

Come on. Oh, okay.

It's coming.

Sorry. What's coming?

He, she, I don't know.

- They're--they coming here? - I don't know. Do I--

No. They're not--hospital. I gotta--

Yes. Hospital. Okay. Let's do it.

We got this. Let's go to the hospital.

- Okay. Yes. - Jacket.

- You've got your jacket. - Yeah. I got it.

Why don't we take my car?

Okay. Hah!

Okay.

Here.

- What did I miss? - Lot of waiting.

Oh. Hi. Okay. Good.

Good, I thought I was gonna miss it.

- Hi. - Hi.

Oh, hello.

Oh, guys, everyone, this is Peter.

- Hi, Mom. - Hi.

Peter. Yeah, Peter. Nice to meet you.

- He's a client, Mom. - Well, I didn't say anything.

I know, I can read your thoughts.

Can you hear me say this?

- Stop it, Mom. - Yeah, I'm...

sorry to intrude on your family time.

No, you're not intruding at all.

- I'm so glad you're here. - Oh, you are?

- You are? - Yeah.

So, I have been asking, and no one

- is telling me anything. - Okay.

So would you be a doll and go in there

and find out what's going on?

- Oh, okay. - We’d be so very grateful.

- Yeah. - Mom, Mom, Mom.

He can't actually go back there because he doesn't work here.

Right, I don't work here, but I think I know somebody

who works here, hopefully still.

- Maybe. - Oh.

- Give me a second. - Oh, okay.

- I'll be-- - That's great. Okay.

right back. Give me a second.

- You sure? - Yep. Yep.

I got it.

I like him.

- Me too. - He's very cute.

Okay.

How long have you been together?

Okay. All of you, please stop.

All right? We're not together.

He's just a client.

Even better.

Even better than what, Dad?

Better than not being a client.

- He has a point. - How is that a point?

- It’s totally a point. - It's a point.

Sure. Why not?

What she said.

Okay, so how long does it take to, you know, give birth?

Well, she's been in labor for a few hours.

Yeah. My experience, anytime from now until another day.

- A day? - Could be.

Yeah, I was in labor with you for over 30 hours.

Thirty hours?

That sounds like a really long time.

How long were you in labor with Emily?

Oh, she was easy. Piece of cake.

What was it, what, an hour tops?

Barely an inconvenience.

You, on the other hand, you did not wanna come out.

- Oh. - Oof. You had a very big head.

- Okay. - Oh, it was enormous.

Large cranium. It was--

Like a--like a cantaloupe. Like--

like a watermelon. And they tried to suck you out.

They had one of them vacuum suckers.

So what's going on in there?

Another big head? Maybe it runs in the family.

Okay. Enough with my big head. Thank you.

Well, that's easy for you to say.

Try pushing that out of your--

Mom, Mom. We get it. We get it.

Oh, my God.

- Oh! - I broke her out.

I figured you all would wanna meet

your grandson and nephew sooner rather than later.

- It's a boy. - Oh my gosh, oh.

It's a baby.

Now I want one.

You did so good, Sophie.

- It hurt. - Thank you.

Big head.

So you all have about five minutes.

Thank you so much.

Anything for Peter. We go way back.

Thank you again. You're a saint.

You're a saint.

Well, I'm happy that I could help.

- Now enjoy your... - Mm.

ever expanding family.

- He's gorgeous. - Oh, thank you so much.

- Look at that beautiful face. - Does he have a name?

Brady passed out in the delivery room,

- so we have to wait - Oh!

- until he regains consciousness. - Is he okay?

I hope so. Gonna need the help.

Well, you've got me, honey.

I’m gonna need the father.

Well, of course you are.

And the uncle.

Doc, five fingers, five toes?

- Ten of each. - Oh, 10.

Better. That's good.

That's good. You got 10 of each.

Good job, baby.

- So you are gonna escort me out? - Well, yeah.

You broke into the maternity ward, so.

Broke into the-- should we yell that

as we're walking out of here?

No. I just I wanted to thank you for all that.

- I--I didn't do anything. - You did. Yes.

You did. You handled my insane family like a champ,

- and you-- - Okay.

helped my sister on the most important day of her life,

- and me, so. - Mm-hm.

And there's also literally no other place

that I would rather be.

Oh.

Um--um--

I'm so sorry.

- No, that's okay. - Didn’t know the ringer was on.

- All good. - So it's Bridget.

- I'm just gonna tell her-- - Oh, it’s Bridget.

I’m going to call her back really quick.

Hey, hey. Yes, so now is not actually...

Yeah, okay. All right. I will be right there.

Just--just don't freak out.

Sorry. Okay, yes, I'll be there. Great.

- Just wait there please. - Is everything okay?

No, there's water main break

- apparently in the basement. - Oh. Okay.

- So I gotta-- - Yeah.

- I should go deal with that. - Go--go deal with that.

I'm gonna call you though.

Okay.

Okay.

Wait, so he kissed you?

No, he almost kissed me...

I think.

Well, did he or didn't he?

I don't know. The whole thing was a blur.

Well, how was it leading up to it?

It was amazing. I mean, he is... he's amazing.

And everything with him just feels... really good.

Effortless.

Are you seeing him again?

I don't know. He said he'd call.

That's it?

Yes, of course that's it,

because he's with Bridget, remember?

I mean, all of this just feels like high school again.

I just--I have this clear memory in my head

where I think that he likes me

only to find out that he's with another girl.

And you know what? No.

I'm not going through this again.

Who's next on this app?

- Christina. - Oh.

- I'm so glad you could join me. - Hi. You already got started.

- Okay. - Yeah. Damn.

Even better in person.

- Oh. Thank you. That’s-- - Indeed.

You look great. You look very strong, very fit.

Thank you. I try. Go ahead and get your mat out.

Okay. You know, I have to be honest.

I've never actually been on a yoga date before.

I've never not been.

Yeah. Where is all of your stuff?

My stuff? Oh, well, I have my mat.

I have my good attitude, and... anyway, um--

You--you know yoga is not just a fly by night exercise.

- Uh-huh. - It's a way of life.

Yeah, of course. Of course it is.

You know, I've--I've actually heard that before, so...

We're gonna go down to the mat.

- Okay. - All right, join me.

- Um... - Here we are. Yes.

- Oh. - Yes.

That's a pretty plant.

- It's tiny-- - A pretty plant?

That's bonsai.

- Bonsai. - Bonsai.

It's a symbol of power, balance...

- Mm. - precision.

- Right. No, of course. - Yeah.

Yeah. It's also pretty.

Very cute. Okay.

So we're gonna get right into our stretch.

All right, and we're stretching.

Okay. Great.

So, why don't you tell me about your--

I actually prefer silence while we stretch.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Oh. - Let the mind relax.

Okay. Well, I actually kinda prefer talking on a first date,

but appears we might be at a little bit of an impasse here.

Is something going on with your chi?

- My chi? - I sense something in your chi.

No, there's nothing wrong with my chi.

I don't even know what a chi is,

but it feels like my chi's okay.

It's very strong.

Let's try warrior two.

Oh. We’re getting up. Hang on.

Okay. Thank you. - We’re up. Warrior two.

- There we go. - Okay. So--

Into warrior two.

Just looking at your feet.

- All right. - Yes.

Um... so...

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm so fine.

- No. You--you don't-- - I am so--so fine.

Yeah. You look fine. It's just the sound--

Whoa.

Now say it with me, “Najee Ramba.”

I'm not gonna say that.

- Najee, come on-- - Do I even need to be here?

I’d, uh--I just feel a little uncomfortable.

- All right. Um... - Mm!

I'm just gonna get on out of here,

but you know what?

Just enjoy your yoga session and--

- You’re leaving mid pose. - continue your breathing and--

Back to warrior two.

All right. Bye.

Why you running off, Christina?

I gotta go see a guy about a thing.

- Christina. - Hi.

Please tell me you speak English,

you aren't an influencer, you don't like Burning Man,

and your mother isn't hiding here anywhere.

Whoa. That's quite a list.

Well, I have my reasons.

Okay. Well, I can safely tell you

that I am none of those things.

Good. Okay, then.

That's a relief.

- Okay. - All right. Gregg.

- Hi. - Hi.

Very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, let's have a lovely, wonderful, very normal evening.

That sounds great.

Yes, normal. And actually, it's Gregug.

- Sorry, what? - It's Gregug.

I have two Gs at the end of my name.

And you pronounce both of them?

I do.

Okay, I can work with that.

Thank you for meeting me tonight.

Yeah. So, I read on your profile

that you recently moved here.

Yeah, I've been here, gosh, almost a year now.

I love it. This town is so charming.

People are amazing.

Yeah. Well, how's dating going for you?

You just haven't found the right one yet?

Well, I might just have.

How we doing over here, folks?

Hi.

Get you started with something to drink?

- Yes. - Yeah. Christina?

Yes, I will just have the margarita. Rocks, no salt.

Excellent. And for you, sir?

That is exactly what I'd like to order.

Oh, what a coincidence.

- When in Rome. - Or Mexico, right?

Yeah, so in that case, dos margaritas por favor.

- Oh. - Okay.

So what are you in the mood for tonight?

You know, I think--

I hear their burritos are fantastico.

Yeah. I'm sure.

I'm just gonna get the fajitas.

Uh, I love fajitas.

The carnitas. Muy delicioso.

- Oh-kay. - Here we go.

Perfect.

Have you decided on some food?

Si. I'm going to have the carnitas burritos platter,

and she's going to have the fajitas especial, por favor.

- Right. - Thank you.

Great.

Sorry. Um, I just, I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

You go into this accent when you speak Spanish.

- Really? - Yeah.

I didn't--I haven't noticed it.

No, it's not a big deal.

It's--you're great.

- It's-- - Okay.

Just thought I'd mention it.

Okay, because I do travel a lot.

I've been to Mexico many times,

and I did just return

- from Barcelona. - Oh.

So, you know, maybe my mind is in Medellin somewhere.

I don't know.

- Um... super interesting. - Oh, cheers.

- Ah, cheers to... to you. - Mexico?

Yeah.

So, needless to say,

that is the last time I put live jellyfish in my mouth.

Oh my god.

- Wow, these are really strong. - Yeah.

I feel a little tipsy right now.

Well, let me get you an Uber home.

We can come get your car in the morning.

Well, between you and an Uber,

I would definitely pick you every time.

Well, thank you. I'd like to see you again.

I'm pretty sure we can arrange that.

My wives are gonna love you.

Wives?

Did I not mention that?

Uh, no. No, you didn't.

I'm pretty sure I'd remember that.

Well, is that a problem?

Uh, yeah. It's a problem.

You're married to two women.

- To three women, actually. - Three?!

Oh, is that supposed to make it better?

- It's not? - No, it's not.

This is wow.

This is next level.

- Enough, enough. - Hey, hey. Tranquilo.

No, nope. I'm done.

- Tranquilo. - Nope. I'm done here.

- Enough. - Mi amor, stay.

Adios, Gregugug.

It's just two Gs, not three.

Well, I gave you one for each wife.

Well, different people speak differently.

I think you're just giving up too easily.

Easily? He was a polygamist.

Okay. Well, he has a lot of love to give.

How in the world are you defending this?

He speaks Spanish.

No. That was definitely not Spanish.

Okay. Well, maybe you're just being a little too picky.

Why? Because I don't want to date a polygamist?

Come on.

So what's the Peter situation?

He hasn't called.

I mean it's not like I'm just waiting around by the phone

waiting for him to text or call me.

Right. Let's not sit around and wait for him to call you.

Go out on that ranch and get back on that horse, girl.

You gotta listen to me.

Your analogies are cringeworthy.

And this is it, Molly.

I'm serious. Two dates. Two.

And if I haven’t found someone

who is not completely insane by then,

I am done dating for good, and I'm just gonna get a cat.

- You hate cats. - Well, then I'll get a dog.

- Oh. - Oh, sorry.

- Oh, hey. - Oh.

- Oh, I am so sorry. - No, it's okay.

You are Christina, right?

- Nate. - Yes.

Yeah. Your beard, it's a lot longer.

- Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. It's more full.

- Yeah. - Hi.

Oh. Nope. Hi.

- Hi. Hi. - Nice to meet you.

I feel so lucky. Just...

- Aw. - Yes.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry about that.

No. It's okay. No damage.

No chemistry.

No. Zero chemistry.

- Unreal. - I know.

I mean, I didn't really understand it at all,

but what do we know?

Yeah. Well, it only won the best picture.

No. I know.

- It doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't make any sense.

Well, at least we're not gonna get a sequel.

True. Or an American reboot.

I wouldn't count on that.

- Really? - They do it for everything.

- I hope not. - Hey.

I just have to say, it's so nice

that we were able to sync up our schedules

because I don't really get to go out very much.

- I agree. - Yeah.

It has been nice.

Most of the time when I'm getting home from work,

I'm so tired that all I do is climb in bed

and just binge a series.

You know that is my favorite thing to do?

- No way? - Seriously. Yeah.

Wow.

So, I mean, how is it running a HR department?

Oh, soulless.

But it pays the bills,

- so I do it. - Yeah.

And you've never been married?

No. Close. Twice.

- Once in Vegas. - Oh.

It was just one night.

And then the other just didn't work out.

- Okay. - How about you?

Oh, no. No. I'm, uh, still haven't found Mr. Right,

but you never know.

You never know.

Yeah.

I--I gotta say, normally, these dates,

I feel like I'm trying to crawl out of my skin.

But when I'm with you, I don't have to put on airs.

I can just be myself. It's really nice.

Yeah. I agree.

Yeah.

Okay. I am stuffed.

- Yeah. Me too. - Wow.

- This food is delicious. - Yeah.

I mean, I think about coming here all the time.

I don't know why I don't.

Well, I'm glad you came this time.

Me too. And, I mean, the company wasn't so bad.

- I agree. - Mm-hm.

I actually know the owner.

We went to high school together, so we're all paid up.

- Oh, thank you. - Of course.

You know, I--I kept feeling like I was waiting

for the sky to fall, and it never did, so...

- Chicken Little. - Chicken Little.

Have a great night.

Oh, when--when do you wanna do this again?

I'm sorry?

No. I mean, we-- we had so much fun.

I was hoping that we could do this again.

Oh. Nah, I'm good.

Wait. You're--you're good?

Uh, listen.

You are very nice and great company, genuinely.

I had a great time with you,

but I just--I'm just not feeling it, you know?

Wait. Wait, just so I'm clear.

You don't wanna go out with me again?

Yeah. But, Christina, your-- you've got a great aura...

- Oh. - about you.

Have a great night.

- Nate? - Yeah.

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

Okay.

Really nice?

Excuse me. Am I being punked or...?

No?

You can't ignore me all morning.

Whatever you're bottling in, it's not healthy.

Okay, I'm gonna ask.

I'm about to ask. Asking.

So how was the date last night?

That bad?

Molly, this might come as a huge shock to you,

but it was actually the best date I've ever been on.

- What? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He was funny. He was smart.

He asked me a lot of questions.

He was--he was really great.

Wait. Are you punking me?

Because you're not the punking type.

No. I think actually I was the one that got punked.

What went wrong?

He said that he didn't wanna go out with me again.

- I don't understand. - Yeah. That makes two of us.

But you said it went well.

- It did. - So what did he say?

Oh, you're gonna love this.

He said, "Nah, I'm good."

Oh, and then he said that he wasn't feeling it.

- Feeling what? - Feeling the date, feeling me.

I don't know. All I know is that he doesn't feel

like going on another date again.

Wow.

Even I didn't see that coming.

Oh, that might be the one.

No, I'm not even looking.

What if it's Peter?

All right, fine.

Oh, good.

It's my new favorite thing.

Ooh, TikTok?

Baby pictures. Come here.

Aw, he's so cute.

Yeah, he really is.

- What's his name? - Baby.

Ew, they named him Baby?

No, they're waiting.

For what?

They wanna get to know him more and give him a name

that fits his personality.

It's a baby.

Don't even get me started.

Yeah, so we just call him baby.

Hopefully it doesn't scar him later in life.

Aw. He really does have Sophie's eyes and Brady's nose.

No. His face is smushed and his eyes are blue now,

but they are totally gonna change.

And I think it's crazy that people think babies

actually look like their parents.

That's ridiculous.

Christina, are you okay?

No. No. Molly, I'm not okay.

I'm confused, and I'm frustrated,

and I'm under a lot of pressure,

and I'm kinda running out of reasons

to get up in the morning.

I mean, I'm going on date after date,

and each one is worse than the other.

I mean, and for what? Why?

Why am I doing this?

For my mom?

Because of societal pressure,

I mean, this is not a reason to do it.

And do not give me you have to kiss a lot of frogs

because that is such a crap cliché.

And my life has actually become a crap cliché.

I mean, I know what I want. Okay?

And I'm not gonna find it on this stupid app, so I'm done.

I mean it, I'm done.

Feeling better?

Yeah. I actually am.

Good. Because you have another date tonight.

Molly, did you not just hear anything I said?

I know. It's been rough.

But just one more, for me.

And if it goes terribly,

I promise I'll never mention it again.

I mean, it's not fun for me either, you know.

One more?

One more. Twelfth date.

Fine. This is the last one.

- Okay? - Totally.

- I'm serious. - Oh, I am too.

Great. Well, let's just get this over with then.

Oh, see? That's the spirit.

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪

Hi. Ketel One soda with a lot of limes.

- Thanks. - Can you make that two?

Thank you, sir.

Is this--is this seat taken?

- Hi. - Hi.

What are you doing here?

Um, I decided that I need a drink

to escape the disaster that is my house at the moment.

So what happened to you?

Last I heard, you were gonna call me and then you didn't, so.

Right, I didn't, and I am so sorry.

But to make a very long

and not so hilarious story short,

my house nearly fell apart,

and I had to deal with the city,

and my dad had a bit of a health scare down in Florida.

Oh, Peter, I'm so sorry.

I wish you would have told me.

I know. No, I didn't wanna-- Thank you.

I didn't wanna bother you with all the family stuff

and then just had to deal with the pipes in the basement,

which are just, you know, they're old,

so I was kind of expecting...

Um... you looking for someone?

Yep.

Another date?

Mm-hm.

It's probably my last one ever.

Right. Lucky for you,

I saw a very handsome gentleman right over there.

Really? Where? There?

Yeah, sat at like the center table.

- Okay. - Over there.

Or he was there. Maybe he went to the bathroom.

Oh. Okay.

Well, at least he washes his hands, right?

Always a plus.

It's good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

I hope this one works out for you.

Yeah, thanks.

♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪

♪ And a happy New Year ♪

So, these are for you.

I'm... so...

I'm assuming that my date is not in the bathroom?

Walter? No, I--I don't think he is.

call an ambulance at this point.

So you're Walter, hm?

I am Walter.

Which Molly picked that name.

She said that you hated the name Walter?

Molly. Molly.

She's a sneaky little--and yes, I really do hate that name.

All right, because it is my middle name.

- Oh. - Yeah.

But we can work past that, right?

- I'm sorry. - I'm kidding.

Nice.

Sorry, I've just been, um...

been waiting for this for a very long time.

I--I don't know what to say.

Wow.

I've never said that before.

You don't have to say anything.

We can just sit here in silence if you want.

Peter, I can't handle another disappointment.

I know. And you won't.

’Cause I’m... I'm just crazy about you, Christina.

You are?

Yeah.

Um, I'll be right back.

Just... right back.

Okay.

Hey, I just...

want you to know I'm not going anywhere, okay?

Okay.

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Bridget?

Uh, what are you-- what are doing here?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

I was--I was having dinner.

Yeah, I can see that.

Are you mad at me right now?

No, why would I be mad at you?

I just spent the last year catering to your every need.

Well, that's because I hired you to do that,

and this was a business, truly business transaction.

No, Peter, you were supposed to be with me.

We were supposed to be together.

Okay, Bridget, Bridget. Okay.

All right, I think there's been a little bit of confu--

Uh...

Nice.

Christina? Hang on, hang on.

Let her go.

Let me go. You've done enough.

♪ I won’t pretend anymore ♪

♪ I can’t be strong when I’m not ♪

♪ Instead I’m choosing to love ♪

♪ How else to be ♪

♪ There’s a smile inside ♪

♪ For too long that I hide ♪

♪ Now, I’m missing the chance to breathe ♪

♪ Again ♪

Well, it's Christmas Eve and I failed you.

No, Molly. You did not fail me, okay?

I really thought we could do this.

I know. You even had me convinced.

I still think this is all a mistake.

I know, and that is what makes you you.

And I love you for it.

- I love you. - Mm. Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas. Okay. - Bye.

Bye.

♪ There’s a new girl in town ♪

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Hey.

Merry Christmas.

Hi.

Oh.

It's not a funeral, you guys.

It's Christmas. Here.

Where's baby?

Aunt Chrissy needs some cuddle time.

Hi.

And you don't have to call him baby anymore.

We finally decided on a name.

Okay.

The winner is...

Brady Junior.

Brady Junior?

What about, like a name?

A man's name. Butch. Chuck.

They got a name.

What about Frank Junior? Frank.

- Okay. - There's a name for you.

So, congratulations.

- I’m so excited. - Thank you.

Okay.

- Brady Junior. - Yes.

Sweetheart, why don't you take a seat?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye, Brady.

- Okay. - Allow me.

All right. Well, you guys don't need to treat me

like I survived a crash, all right?

I just had a rough week.

Can't a father show a little love

and affection to his little princess, huh?

Yeah. Okay. Well, you guys are acting way too weird for me.

All right.

Well, I've decided I am not gonna push that anymore.

You're gonna find love on your own schedule, not mine.

Thank you, Mom.

- Well, let's eat then. - Yes.

- Mom? - Yes?

- Grace, honey. - Uh-huh.

Lord, thank you for this food on the table

and the love in this room.

And we want to welcome our newest family members,

baby Brady Junior and Tyler

who is going to make a great husband.

And Lord, I know I promised,

but please send a man for Christina.

- Mom. - I know.

I mean, just please, God, show us a sign.

Maybe he'll walk in the door right about now.

Holy crap, it worked.

Did you plan that?

No. I--

Okay. Well, is anyone gonna answer the door?

- I'm not. - Brady.

No. I'm afraid to.

- What? - Hey, Tyler.

- What do you mean you can't? - Do I have to do this?

Just go, Tyler. Get it. Get the door.

Hurry up.

I--I swear this was not planned.

- Who is it? - Hi. Peter.

Peter Grant.

Tyler, do not answer that door.

If possible, I'd love to speak with Christina.

Uh, I have something for her,

but if I could speak with her inside.

Oh, for heaven's sakes, open the door.

Mom.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Sorry to interrupt your dinner. Hi.

Yeah. What are you doing here?

Uh, well, it's Christmas, obviously.

Um, and I was hoping to maybe give you a gift,

if that would be okay.

- Yes. - Of course.

Yes.

Okay. Let me uh-- I'm gonna get something, uh--

All right, boys. Let's bring it in.

There you go. So you can set it right over there.

That's your loveseat.

Yes, that is my loveseat.

Okay, you're giving it to me why?

Because what is the point of having a loveseat

if you don't have anybody to love?

Look, I--I gotta come clean about something.

I--I kind of--I--I kind of lied to you.

So last year when I came into your shop

and you nearly decapitated me with a candy cane--

- Yeah. - Yeah.

So I pretended that I didn't know you,

but that's actually not true.

I knew you immediately, and I just felt silly

because I felt the same way that I did in high school,

which was that I'm...

that I’m crazy about you.

Okay. So why did it take you so long to tell me.

I was afraid. So I was happy.

I thought I had a really great life.

I've done the things that I wanna do.

I've moved to this town that I love.

I found this beautiful house

and I thought that that would all be enough, right?

But it's not.

Because you literally fell into my arms

and showed me how much better my life could be.

What about Bridget?

Did you actually think like me and Bridget were--?

- Yeah. - You think, wow. Okay.

So she was clearly crushing on me.

- You think? - And then--yeah.

And when she saw that you were watching,

she attacked my face.

So I don't think it's gonna pan out between us.

And worst of all, she hated this thing,

and she didn't see what you see.

She didn't see stories, or memories.

I think what I'm trying to say is if you'll have me,

I would like to create some new memories with you.

This is where you kiss, hon.

Go ahead. Slow.

Got it. Okay.

Ooh.

Buddy. Buddy.

Your parents are right there.

I know. I know. Okay.

Okay. There is one more surprise.

If you wanna come outside.

Okay.

Okay, I'll get your jacket.

Sure, yeah.

You guys are--okay, I guess.

What happened? Where are we going?

I think it's gonna be good.

So exciting.

No. Way.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Your chariot awaits.

What do you think? Like it?

No.

I love it.

Bye.

Bye.

Look at the snow.

♪ Twelve dates to please my mama ♪

♪ Dating every Phil and Tom ♪

♪ Each one worse than the next ♪

♪ No one calls, not even a text ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates to find the one ♪

♪ Dating apps are a giant con ♪

♪ Don’t wanna be single no more ♪

♪ Cause dating’s rotten to the core ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates, I’ll find the one ♪

Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates, I’ll find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

You’re the best date ever. Mwah.

What are you guys still doing here?

The movie's over. Go home.

Go to your families.

Leave us alone.

♪ Pull lights me up ♪

♪ Like the sun, wanna toss this app ♪

♪ In the trash and throw myself a wedding bash ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates, I’ll find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates till I find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Santa, grant this girl a wish ♪

♪ For me to the perfect dish giving ♪

♪ Conversation that’s super easy ♪

♪ Find a guy that’s not too needy ♪

♪ That’s the only present I need ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates, I’ll find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates till I find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates, I’ll find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates till I find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates this Christmas ♪

♪ Best present for the holidays ♪

♪ Gotta find the one ♪

♪ Oh, gotta find the one ♪

♪ Give me twelve dates ♪

♪ Gotta find the one ♪