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It's Hump Day in Seattle, and we have more fantastic music on the way for you

right after this.

Tired of all the problems and stress in your busy life?

Has therapy, biofeedback, and yoga emptied your mind and wallet?

You need Computer Escapes in downtown Seattle, a breakthrough in technology

you can only imagine.

Our supercomputer isn't hooked to a TV. It's connected directly to you.

Close your eyes and fly away into your deepest wildest pleasures.

Computer Escapes will bathe your mind in a million gigabytes of global

gratification. Make an appointment for a stimulating journey you'll never forget.

Call Computer Escapes today.

Hi Joanne, it's Nancy.

I'm going to be in a little late. I'll take care of everything this afternoon.

Thanks, Joanne.

Welcome to Computer Escapes. I'm Kathy.

Hi, I'm Nancy Stewart. Nancy, let's find out a couple of things. What's your age?

Twenty-one.

Height? Five-six.

Weight? One-eighteen. Nancy, are you married?

No. Any physical problems?

No. Guys?

I don't mind a little romance with the right guy.

Blonde or brunette?

Brunette.

Favorite type of music?

90s pop jazz.

And is this going to be cash or a credit card?

Put it on my card.

If you step right down the hall to the double doors, Gary will take care of

you. Kathy, thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Hi, are you Gary? Yes, I am.

Hi, Gary, I'm Nancy.

Nice meeting you, Nancy. Nice meeting you.

Are you ready for the ride of your life? I hope so. Okay. Well, why don't you

have a seat over here and we'll get started.

All right.

This is quite a room. So is all this equipment for me? Every bit of it. Are

you ready? Let's put this on you.

How's that fit?

Feels great.

So what exactly happens?

When you're watching a movie or TV, which direction does the information

flow? It's all coming to me. Right. But not only do we digitally input to your

conscious mind, we also read your alpha and delta waves. Our computer locks on.

takes over this interaction, and away you go!

Wow! Are you sure this is perfectly safe?

I'll be monitoring everything, and then we'll bring you back for a perfect

landing.

Are you okay, Nancy?

How was your trip? That was excellent. So we'll see you again real soon, right?

Definitely. Okay, you have a nice day.

Thanks, Gary. Okay, bye.

Bye.

Hi, you must be Karen. Gary? Yes, you're in the right place. Great. What kind of

computer escape can we do for you today?

Well, I've been so stressed out this week with work and my job and my family,

so I'd like to go somewhere alone.

Put me on a beach somewhere, maybe.

Okay, and if you looked relaxed, would you like someone to come join you? Yes,

after I'm relaxed, a little company would be fun.

Okay, well, we can do that for you. Why don't we have you take a seat over here,

and we'll get started. Okay, great.

So are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Let's get these on.

And how does that fit?

Perfect. Okay, here we go.

you

you

Okay.

Are you feeling okay?

I feel great, Gary.

So did I make it fun for you out there on the beach? You made it excellent fun.

Great. Well, let me get that sand out of here.

So we're going to see you again soon, right? Most definitely. Okay.

You have a nice day. Thank you. Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Oh, come on in. Have a seat. How are you doing?

I'm doing just fine, Gary. You want to hear my request?

Oh, so did you bring someone's picture?

Well, Gary, there's this person who I have these really special feelings for,

and I'm not sure if they feel the same way. So is there any way you could scan

this picture and maybe allow me to have some type of a virtual reality

experience with this person to kind of let me know? No problem. Just put the

headgear on and we'll get things started.

Thank you.

Guess what, Gary?

She likes me.

Well, you both have good taste.

Thanks for coming in again. Thanks a lot, Gary.

See you next time.

Have a good day.

Although I think you already have.

Excuse me.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, is this Computer Escape?

Sure is. Hi, I'm Gary.

I'm Brittany. Nice meeting you, Brittany. Why don't you come over here

and have a seat and we'll make you comfortable.

So what would you like to try first?

I would like to be in the great outdoors.

I want water, trees, and flowers, and maybe the man of my dreams.

I know just the place.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Well, here we go.

Are you sure?

I guess.

Wow, this is wild.

Are you comfortable? Is this okay? It's fine.

All right. Just relax, and we'll have you on your way in just a few seconds.

Brittany, how was that?

That was so awesome. I couldn't do any more today, even if I wanted to.

So we're going to see you back soon, right? Yes.

Okay, you have a nice day.

Okay.

Hi, Karen. How are you doing? Great, Gary. How about yourself?

Great. It's been a couple weeks since we've seen you, so what kind of computer

escape can we do for you this time?

This time I was thinking of something a little bit fast and wet.

On a jet ski, maybe?

Okay.

I think I got the perfect thing for you. Why don't you have a seat over here and

we'll get started. Great.

So you've done this before, Karen. Are you ready to do it again? I'm ready.

Okay, we're going to put you on a fast jet ski.

Okay. Okay, here we go. Let's get this back on you here.

How does that fit?

Good. Okay, here we go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So, was that another successful trip?

Yes, it was fun. It felt surreal.

Okay, well, let me help you out.

So, Karen, how did the jet ski perform for you?

Well, considering it was the first time ever being on a jet ski, it was pretty

easy to handle.

Okay, well, we're going to see you back soon, right? Oh, definitely. Thanks so

much, Gary. Okay, have a nice day. Bye-bye. Goodbye.

Come on in. Have a seat.

How are you doing, Gary?

Just fine. And how are you doing today?

You know I'm here, Gary. I'm feeling frisky and I need some action.

Well, you know, here at Computer Escape, we give you all the action you can

handle. All right.

Go ahead. Put that puppy on your head.

Okay, Gary. Do it to it. Are you ready for a journey of love?

Primed and ready for liftoff.

source source source source

Hope you had fun.

See you next time. Bye.

Hi, Nancy. You're back.

Yeah, it's been a whole week and I'm ready for my next adventure.

Well, you know the routine. Let's get you hooked up.

Nancy, what can we do for you this time?

There's this guy at work I'd really like to get even with. I feel like every time

he's looking at me, he's undressing me with his eyes.

Okay, I think I got the perfect computer escape for you. Let's get these on you.

And we'll get started.

How's that been? Fine. Okay.

Off to Nancy's office we'll go.

Thank you.

Everything taken care of at the office? I think so.

Okay, so we'll see you probably in about a week? Okay, thanks Gary. Okay, have a

nice day.