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Dun da da.

Sorry Richard, I forgot my cap.

I think Aunt Agda was very wise in sending you to me.

After all, if anyone can teach you about women, it's me.

We'll soon get rid of your shyness.

Yes, Richard.

Just study me.

I think it's so sad to see such an handsome and cultivated man as the

Squire losing his time with all these stupid girls in the district.

It's shameful.

You're in love with the Squire yourself.

Nonsense. Such impudence.

Here are some apples.

Shall I put them somewhere?

Just put them in the big bowl.

Get down in the grease pit, George, and observe.

I've come about my tractor.

It won't be ready before tomorrow.

There are some parts missing.

They're testing it now.

I see.

Well, how are you?

Fine, thanks.

Still a bit warm under the hood.

That's because you've got far too many clothes on.

Have I?

That's it, my girl.

Get on with it.

It's a little bit drafty out here. Let's get in the car.

Peace.

I don't understand.

And, uh, what's your name, my dear?

Thomas.

See, all you need is character.

Then everything becomes easy.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Nietzsche was right, you know.

Never forget your riding crop when you go to a woman.

See that stable girl, for example?

We'll see her in action later on.

He's gonna regret his sinful life.

And that he knows.

Let's go into the stable room.

Thank you.

What's Squire doing to the stable girl?

You can see for yourself.

He's screwing her.

It looks nice.

I didn't know it was like this.

Come on, we'll go to my place and try it.

You're crazy. I'm not a girl.

You can come in now, George, and tell me what you think.

Well, see that somebody gets some clothes on her before somebody else

finds her. Go on.

Oh, Joe, take off your clothes.

Oh, Joe, take off your clothes.

Naked?

Yes, like me.

I didn't know that you...

I'd like to do it like the Squire.

Like this?

Hmm.

Thank you.

Just to explain it to you, look at that boar.

Well, look at it.

Such power, such beauty.

And it's exactly the same as a man.

A man must never forget his animal power.

And a woman will never forget you.

A ram.

Please observe.

He's good for 30 ewes.

And he keeps them all happy.

And they all have lambs.

Yeah, well, how do you know they're all happy?

I don't feel like a ram or a boar the way you do.

I'll never be able to get a girl.

Hello,

Esther.

How are the children?

Fine.

It's our tea chef, and an expert in local history.

And almost as shy as you.

Have you been taking an adventure in the forest cottage?

Yes. I found a notation from 1590 on one of the logs.

Uh-huh.

Well, you should check the old wing.

Yes, I thought of that.

The attic is especially interesting.

I'd like to have an exhibition of local artifacts there.

Bye. Bye-bye.

Now, she is impossible.

Even I have failed after a couple of tries.

But we'll see what happens when she comes round.

I think he's had most of the girls here on the farm.

But I really feel sorry for poor Mr. George. I'd like to help him out.

You talk too much, girl.

Life on the farm is simple.

It must come to an end.

Things must be straightened out.

Cookie? Um, I'd like you to do something for me.

Why, yes, sir.

I'll do whatever you wish.

Good.

Um, cousin George has a slight problem.

I understand perfectly.

Ah, good.

Then we can expect you at, uh, nine o'clock in the yellow guest room?

Yes, sir.

George, I've arranged a little entertainment for you.

Charmy Corker's going to come to your room tonight.

We can help you.

Well, that's very nice of you, Richard, but I don't think I can make it.

I mean, I don't think I can get it up.

Sweet little dog.

Now I'm going up into the attic of this old house. It's 300 years old, you know.

George, I'm going over to the old wing.

If you'd like to come over in five minutes you can study how to do it.

What happened? He's disgusting. I'm so upset.

Can I take you home?

Yes, thank you. I'm shaking.

With her, too.

When she's so innocent.

He's gonna die.

He's an animal that plays with everyone's feeling.

What will happen to these young girls afterwards?

I'm gonna blow up this own nest of sin.

And if Shaw's changed the same way, he's gonna die too.

He's gonna die.

Now is my moment of truth.

I always thought that Joe didn't even know his gun was loaded.

God, he was really good when he learned how.

Yeah?

Well, I'm going to meet the squire in George's room tonight.

Oh, I don't know why I'm always so horny.

Me too.

All the time.

Oh, you ride a lot. That makes you randy.

Are you going to be in the yellow room?

Yes. Maybe I'll come around.

I'm sorry.

I thought George was here.

Ah!

Bye-bye.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Esther, can I talk to you?

I've got a problem.

All right, George.

I'll open up the door.

Thanks.

Mm.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Thank you, ladies.

That bastard.

He only thinks of himself.

If there was anybody else around here, I would never do it with him.

It's awful.

Just when it was so nice and we were so close, darling.

No.

and ran away.

Poor George.

I understand.

We're both shy people.

Perhaps I should reveal my secret life.

If you'll be patient and wait for me.

No.

Don't be frightened, George.

I've loved you from the first moment I saw you.

I'm sure we'll be happy together.

Otherwise, I never would have shown you my secret life.

Uh-huh.

Peace.

I'm repaired now.

The stool pump was broken.

I'm repaired too now. What?

Come on to my room and I'll show you.

Oh, it's fantastic.

I'll have to try it out. Sure.

Oh, it's so nice.

It's hardly been used.

Look for yourself.

Amen.

I'd like to apologize to our cook.

She might have been a little upset when I ran away the other day.

She's in the hayloft looking for eggs.

The hens lay them there sometimes.

See you later.

Dun da da

Then you're not angry at me for running away from me the other day. Oh, no.

Oh, come.

Oh, yes.

This

is

the last straw.

Mr. George has fallen too.

I will blow up this whole nest of sin.

Oh, please, please do it again.

With your hand, your hand between my legs.

Do it again.

Do it again.

Do it again.

Again. Again.

I'm afraid this is both the premiere and the final performance.

See, I'm gonna marry Esther.

Oh, that's nice.

You know, I like both of you.

Why, I'm planning on getting that cousin of yours to the altar one of these days.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

You don't suppose that was the housekeeper's head sort of looked like

it was popping up before, do you?

Oh, I sure hope not.

God, she's such a prude.