Original subtitles

Dude, fucking all day.

Dude, how are you doing, Ramones?

Fine, dude.

Oh, wait, wait, slow down, slow down. Here's a fucking girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She looks... She looks nice.

Ramone, I'm gonna fucking talk to this girl. Just pull around, dude. Let me

just talk to this chick.

What happened?

Hey. Okay?

Yeah. Okay, dude.

Dude, I think the van's fucked up. It's running weird.

Hear all the cracking and shit?

Oh my god, look at this turning radius, dude. How awesome.

Takes like 45 minutes to fucking go around.

Oh yeah, I gotta talk to this bzzt.

Let me just, yeah, pull up right here nice and easy, bro.

Um, excuse me.

Can I help you?

Yeah, could, uh, could you help me for, I'm, we're a little bit lost.

Oh, thanks.

Oh my god.

This one's spicy.

Just like two minutes of your time, not even a minute.

Sure, sure, but just one minute of your time and I'll, that's it.

I'll even, I'm just a little lost.

Is she coming around or what?

Is she, dude?

Did she run away or what?

She ran away, didn't she?

Oh, there she is.

Oh my god, she looks angry, bro.

What's up?

Hey, uh, do you know where 6th and Collins is?

Um, I have no idea, actually. Do you live around here?

No, I actually live right here.

Oh, you live around... I just moved here.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. You know what, I used to live around here, too.

Oh, really? But I'm fucking totally lost, because I just moved back here

from not that long ago.

So I'm a little bit, like, confused, because everything's kind of changed,

you know? Like, they didn't have this here before, and...

This park actually doesn't look like kind of recognizable either.

Do you mind if I, well, do you know where it is? Do you know where 5th and

Collins is? No, what's with the camera though?

Are you making fun of me?

No.

It's just I talk like that. I use my hands a lot. I'm very expressive.

You were sitting here and I just, we're a little bit lost. So do you know where

5th and Collins is? No, I don't. I don't actually. This place looks totally

different. How long have you lived here for?

About two months.

Did they just put all this in, or...? I don't know.

I don't really... Really, I'm telling you, I used to live around... None of

this looks recognizable to me.

I have my buddies here, Zuko and Ramona, and we just got, like, fucking totally

lost. I just don't know where we are.

Can I ask you a question? You look really upset.

What is that?

I don't even want to talk about it. It's just me and my boyfriend had this big

thing or whatever, and I'm just really irritated right now, so... What, over

there in the house over there?

You guys live over there, and you got no big thing?

Well... I just moved in with him two months ago and then figured I could work

it out. But after the first month, it's just kind of... I don't even know why

I'm talking to you about this, but yeah.

No, I have good ears. I'm a good listener. Right.

No, I'm serious, dude.

I grew up in a house full of women, so I'm a good listener. You have some

problems, it seems like. I'm sure you do. Are you Asian?

Yeah, I'm Asian.

Wow, that's cool. We don't see too many Asian folks around here in Florida. Oh,

really? Yeah, down here in Miami, we never see Asian peoples.

That's pretty cool. Can I ask you a question? What?

Like, what was your fight? Your fight was pretty serious?

I'm sorry? Your fight was pretty serious?

Yeah. Hi, I'm Sanchez. Let me introduce myself.

Okay, nice to meet you.

What's up?

Okay, alright, yeah. You seem so fiery and spicy.

Do you want to get out of here? Are you going to sit here all day, or what are

you going to do?

You know, actually, yeah.

Fuck it, sure. Where are you guys going?

Maybe I can get lost with you guys.

That's about what's going to happen because we're actually pretty fucking

lost.

We could go to like a bar. We could go get some drinks, find a bar. There's a

few places over here, I think.

Well, you probably know this place better than I do.

All right, cool. Sure. You want to come with us? Yeah.

Can I sit in front?

Of course. Okay. Yeah, sure.

Wow, I can't believe how... Oh, no, the lock's broken.

I broke that.

Can you open the door for her, dude?

Nice driver.

He's like, hey, she can't get in, dude.

Thanks, bro.

Yeah, I'm like tripping all over stuff.

So what's your name again?

I'm Kira.

Kira. Yeah.

You want to meet a friend of mine?

Sure. This is my friend Ramon. Why don't you come up here, dude?

Hi.

What's up? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

Wait, what happened?

Nothing. She's nice, isn't she? Really pretty, huh?

Asians. So, you're from Vietnam?

No, actually.

I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude.

No, no, you want to try again? What part?

Da Nang?

The rice patties of Nam?

I'm just kidding.

Oh my god, I was just teasing.

Rice patties? No, I'm teasing, I'm teasing. No, Kira, I'm just joking. God,

you're so fiery.

Man. You could fucking evaporate a bucket of water I put it on you.

Probably. You are on fire, girl.

Wow, you're really upset, aren't you? Yeah.

Not good to joke around with you right now?

Kira, you want to do something?

Like what?

I don't know. You want to talk a little bit?

Is this the camera gonna be a problem or I mean can we well I

Mean you see like if you know

they're having like the Memorial Day weekend thing down down You know on the

beach right and all the brothers come down like yo, what's up?

Yeah, and they bring the video cameras, you know, they're like yo yo, what's up?

They're making their own little like like raps videos and shit, you know well

no i mean i film i film too the thing that like i want to be like a director

someday so i film like my own movies and i try to do like a lot of reality stuff

because i like to show like real life and like how it works and how things go

and i mean i'm going to tell you the truth about something we're not actually

that lost i just i i mean i had no other way to like you know get to talk to you

i mean how am i going to talk to you

Okay. Oh, my God.

Look, I'm not a bad guy. I just, I want to get to know you, and I want to make

this, like, thing. I like to do, like, reality projects about real people, you

know, and, like, real situations, and you have a situation, it seems like. I

mean, I can pay you for it.

Oh, really?

Right.

Dude, I know I look poor, but, I mean, I can afford to pay you, like, I can

afford to pay you, like, $50 or so just to talk to you. Just sit and talk on

camera. Yeah. 50 bucks. Yeah, but I want to talk about your relationship, because

that's kind of interesting to me. Okay.

What do you think about that?

About my relationship?

No, about talking. Oh. For 50 bucks.

Um, yeah, sure, why not? Just talking, that's harmless, right?

Can we come back here?

That's not, there's nothing weird back here. It's like, it's just an empty van.

It's not like... Okay, alright, alright. There's not like spikes and shit and

like... Yeah, right.

No, there's nothing weird. I'm going to get your money too, because I want to

make sure that you're compensated the entire time.

Is it alright if I give you 40 to start off with? Because I only have 20s.

That's fine.

Wait, let me set my camera and everything.

This is like a real thing. We're going to do something really cool here, I

think. Oh. You seem like a really great person.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira.

So, where are you from, then?

I'm from California, actually, originally.

Oh, really? Yeah, I just moved here about two months ago. Okay, and that's

kind of a ghetto neighborhood. I used to live around there. Really? Is that like

all you guys could afford?

Well... My boyfriend, he's from Wisconsin, and when he came to

California, we decided let's try Florida, and then we were living

together in California for a while, and then we moved here.

And then he found out he was gay.

Well, yeah.

In a way, actually.

That's actually a funny thing. Could I get you to put your glasses up? I just

want to be able to see you a little better. Is that okay?

That's fine. Okay, cool.

So tell me about what happened then. He's not really gay, is he?

No, actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he was, being the fact that he always

complains about sex.

that he doesn't like it so yeah it was it was it was really stupid what we were

fighting about to begin with anyways dude her boyfriend's gay he is yeah he's

gay yeah wow he's gay it's normal

now well not if they're dating me damn it

that's a good point remote dude this guy's very cultural so he's actually

traveled all over the world a lot Oh, okay. Yeah, he travels all over.

Um, but, uh, so, like, you got into a big fight this morning, and it was about

sex, or what was it about? Well, okay, I was seeing this girl for a while.

What do you mean?

Like a friend, or?

Uh, like a girl that, dating-wise, you know, that type of thing.

And... Like, what do you mean, what kind of type of, like, like, like, uh, like

you go down on her, she goes down on you kind of thing? Yeah, like, you know,

strap on. Get out of here. Get out of here. Seriously, oh my god. No, you're

fucking, you're lying. No, I'm being serious.

But, yeah, I was dating her for a while. Well, not really dating her, but seeing

her for a while. Can I translate to him, please?

Oh, sure, go ahead.

Dude, ese chica dice que ella tenía una novia chica.

Que era novia, pero ella tiene novio, y por eso el novio se puso bravo, dude.

Ah, but she has a girlfriend?

Well, in a way, yeah.

Well, we'll see if this is what happened.

I was seeing her for a while behind my boyfriend's back.

And I figured, you know, he could be a little bit open-minded to, you know,

that idea.

But he kind of got pissed off at that, got mad at that. And then we just got

the argument went from that, you know, like cheating. Oh, my God, you cheated

on me with another girl to, you know, you're too sexual for me. He wants me to

take all my piercings out and all that other bullshit. And it's just stupid.

It's lame. It's like, okay, I got myself into a big, huge mess because now I

don't want to live with him anymore. And it's like.

Do you know karate?

Karate?

Karate. Karate?

Yeah, that's the proper way to say it. Do I look Japanese?

No, so what are you, then?

Guess again.

Uh, Thai.

Good guess, no.

Polynesian. No.

Uh, Korean.

No. Chinese.

No. Do I look Chinese?

God!

Come on, it's not that hard.

Come on. Uh, are there any others?

Isn't that it?

I should smack you, seriously.

Oh my... Dude, you don't even know me and you're going to fucking smack me?

Come on!

A lot of people get it. Come on. Okay, let's pull it. This girl's too angry,

dude. What is she? Korea, no?

Yeah.

What?

No?

Korea is not Korea. It's near Japan. Let's let him guess. Then what would the

other... Philippines.

Yeah, exactly.

See, there we go. Finally. What is it?

Fallopian?

Is that a real type of people? I didn't even know that.

No. Filipino.

Fallopian people, that's cool.

Yeah. Sorry.

Fallopian. Fallopian. I am Fallopian.

No, but okay, so you're Filipino. That's cool.

They have good soup over there, I think.

In the Philippines?

Yeah.

I guess. I guess we have some good soup. I don't really eat Filipino food, so.

Oh, okay. So what do they have over there? Are those the people with the

pointy hats?

Pointy hats? What? Yeah, with the little golden towers on their heads or

something, and they dance around with their fingers like this.

What do they do? Oh my god!

Wow. You're joking, right? No. Please tell me you're joking. They're the ones

that keep the cows sacred, right? No.

No, which ones are those?

I'm so confused. We have so many different ethnicities here in this fine

country of ours.

God. I love this country. It's a big melting pot. There's a lot of Asians,

but no.

Do you know what he is?

Are you Spanish?

Yes. Oh, see, what is that? That's a little bit of a stereotype, just because

he's like, you know, half black and half, you know, like... like speaks kind

of weird english and you were speaking you spoke spanish okay oh you

oh my god but isn't that kind of a stereotype that's like me saying that

you're a tita fletcher right dude yeah oh my god no no he's cuban

oh he's cuban okay see i could have guessed that i'm part jewish and

colombian which my friend's called julumbion julumbiano

Oh, yeah? So you have a little more mixed in with you. I'm Filipino with a

dash of Castilian Spanish. With a dash. I love that. Like it's a recipe.

So what's up with this Wyoming... Wyoming.

Wyoming. Wisconsin.

Oh, Wisconsin guy. He's a conservative Wisconsin boy. Of course he's going to

be that way. Is it Wyoming or Wisconsin?

Wisconsin. He's from Wisconsin.

That's the cheese capital, isn't it? Yeah.

They make a lot of good cheese up there or what? I don't know. I think it's the

cheese. I've been there before. I was like the only Asian.

He has ass cheese. It's kind of bad.

I can't believe he'd fight with you over something so silly.

No, I'm 19. You're 19?

Do you have, like, an idea or anything? Can I see that?

You don't believe me, huh? I know I look like I'm 15, but... Well, you look

young, you know?

But I'm just curious.

Just hold it up. It's cool. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, and you are from California.

Look at that.

Incredible,

man. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, dude.

We speak a different kind of language down here. Oh, really? Yeah, like, we

don't say dude. We say do.

Do? Yeah, we say, yeah, dude.

Yeah, you can tell I'm from California because I always talk like that. Dude.

Yeah, you say that too. It's like party, man.

How do you say it? You say, yeah, do?

Yes, do.

Oh, man.

Isn't he cool as shit?

Yeah. So your boyfriend, was he pretty endowed?

He was all right. He wasn't that woo or anything like that.

Probably like six inches or something, average-ish. What? Three inches.

Okay, fine. Six inches. He was like, six inches.

You don't have to lie for him. Don't cover up.

You're not even happy with the guy right now. You don't have to lie for him. You

know what the secret is? The thing is that the reason why girls always say

their boyfriends have big dicks. Can I tell you? No, because I know this for a

fact. Okay.

It is because when you're down there all the time, so low and so close to it,

everything appears bigger when it's like close to your face. No, it's very true.

You don't believe me. No, it's true. It's completely true. Let me tell you

something. But you know what?

Why are you laughing?

Because I have a bad habit of doing that when I get nervous.

Let me see those fucking toasties.

You really want to see my tits, don't you? I'm just curious.

I'm curious, dude.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking A.

Thank you. What happened?

It's night.

Very nice. You've got nice fucking titties. Thank you. Holy shit, pop one

of those fucking nippies in the mouth.

Holy shit.

Wow, you're kind of stacked for a Japanese girl.

Wow, okay.

I didn't know Japanese people had such big boobs.

They don't.

I'm not Japanese.

Oh, okay. Sorry about that. I'm Filipino.

That's sorry. My bad. And us Filipinos happen to have natural tits.

Yeah, you're fucking... You have nice tits. Thank you. I want to pop one of

those fucking things. They kind of shrunk. I'm like... Did they?

Yeah. You never had any kids or anything, have you? Hell no.

Yeah. Five.

My boyfriend likes to talk about that shit. Sixteen.

Aw.

And you just... You put the hand in the face?

You know, when a guy says that, it's over. It's like, no, it's not even

happening. Really?

You're not putting any fucking poppy seeds in that oven, are you? Hell no,

I'm never having kids. No? I'm never even getting married. No buns in the

oven? I can't, I can't do it. You can't do it because you can't squeeze one out?

No, well, no,

actually. Do you have a pretty small clit or pussy thing, you know, like

that?

Well, my hole is kind of small. I don't think I could fit a baby through that.

How about a baby's arm? A baby's arm, I don't think so.

Hey, you know what? My boyfriend doesn't like sex, so I get it from him all the

time. I want to use a term with you, but I don't want it to come across the way

that everybody takes it, because I don't like it that way.

But, like, you're kind of freaky.

But I don't like that shit where, like, the brothers are like, yo, she's a

freak, dawg.

Because that shit is fucking stupid. That's like the girl, okay, a freak,

what she does, anal and fucking all this. If she does anything more than,

like, gets her pussy fucked, then she's a freak. And I don't think that's the

right way to put it.

Oh, okay. But so I want to say that you're kind of freaky, like, you like

pain or you're into, like, you know, you like piercings. And this is more what

I'm getting at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, how would you like to meet another

freak?

Well, really.

Me too.

Yeah. Because because this dude this dude's like Yeah Kind of

yeah, yeah, really How would you express your your your dong dude?

How would you how would you share that with somebody?

See did you get that?

No,

he's actually got a pretty big dog Yeah, and he has a little piercing in it too.

Is he really? Yeah. Well, yeah Oh, you have your dick pierced, dude? You want

to see it? I want to see it. If it's good, I want to see it.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, dude.

What the fuck? Look at that. He gave me, like, the what's up doll.

Look, he's from California, too. Look at that. You guys have so much in common.

You're practically married with babies in the oven.

Oh, my. You want to see it?

Yeah, I want to see the piercing. I like...

He's got... It's a little pearl

he's got in there. Oh, shit.

He cut his skin open and slid it in.

Do you know what it's for? What is it? It's for clitoral stimulation.

Really? Yeah, it'll make your pussy gyrate and stuff.

Oh, wow.

Dude.

Don't tell me.

Oh my god, dude.

I don't even know what to expect from this girl. One minute she's angry, she's

ready to like... Well, I mean, I'm in a better mood now. I should call my

boyfriend up and be like, yo.

Yeah You want to call him and you want to call him and but what you want to

call him and like we can call him what? You know like and I'll talk to him Let's

let's wait. Let's wait. Let's wait Well, yeah, nothing exciting is happening yet.

So I could just call him, you know, yeah, but it's not like doing anything I

think it's like he might if it is he really live in love with you or what?

Pretty much you always like whenever we fight. He always tells me You know, I

really thought you were the one, da-da-da-da-da, all that bullshit, you

know, dramatic stuff. It's just like, you know... Does he say that while he's

having sex in your butt, or does he say that... No, actually, he's too scared to

stick it in my ass.

Because that's usually when I would say it. You know, like, you're doing anal on

a girl, and you're like, you're the one.

No,

actually, he's too scared to stick it in my ass. And then once that shit gets too

expanded, you're like, you're not the one anymore.

That's disgusting.

Once you can fit a midget in it... My shit stays tight, okay? So it doesn't

matter. All day.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. I'm having so much fun.

So, no, what happened is he tried it, and then he got scared. No, he didn't

want to try it at all.

Like, I've done it before I even got with him, you know what I mean?

And we used to always talk about it, and he'd always be like, you know, I want to

try it, but I'm too scared. And he tried it one time, and he just couldn't do it.

Dude, what do you think? He's a pussy.

My boyfriend is a pussy. What do you think about anal, dude?

I like it.

I'm sure you do. You haven't even seen that dong fully extended, dude. That

thing's like a fucking missile launcher, dude. Can you imagine that guy putting

that ginormous thing in your butt?

In my butt? I don't know about that. You fucking tear that ass up. Ginormous

things in my ass?

Like a fist Not even you wouldn't even let a guy just like

throws a fist in there Dude,

it's not normal dude. I wouldn't fucking do that shit.

It's not normal for people to do like two dicks and one pussy. That's not

happening You watch a lot of porno do we? I do actually.

That's another thing that my boyfriend doesn't like. He hates the fact that I

like porn Oh, yeah, you watch. I watch a lot of porn. Like, I'll be in front of

my laptop, and I'll have my headset on, and I'll just be listening, and I'll

start giggling because I think it's funny. You know, some porn is funny.

And they'll be like, what the fuck are you watching? And I'll come, and I'm

like, what the fuck are you watching that for? You know, one day you're going

to end up doing it, and I'm like, no.

No way.

Oh, my God. It's not even the same thing.

It's not even the same thing.

What, porn? Jesus. No, watching it and doing it is like two different things, I

would think.

Yeah, true. You know what I mean?

But he always knocks me for it. Show me the toasties.

I already did.

Can I see the toasties again? I'll show you one toasty.

No, I want all the toasties.

I am like a spoiled child.

There you go. Oh, my God.

Can I ask you a question?

Do you need money living in that joint, or is that you pretty, like, good? Are

you working?

I actually just quit one of my jobs. Well, actually, like, the first job I

got out here.

Yeah. And... Because I'm... I think I might be going back to California, but

right now... It's kind of tight trying to, like, make ends meet. You're tight

trying to make ends meet? Well, yeah, that too, but... Hey, don't act like you

get my little inserts.

Don't get it. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Don't. You play dumb.

Yeah. Dizzy blonde. Yeah, you're the dizzy blonde girl.

Yeah, dude.

I like dizzy blonde girl.

Akira.

Akira.

Can you even spell my name?

Can we see your butt?

Oh, yeah, dude. Nice belt. Look, she has a belt just like you, dude. Are you

wearing your belt?

Yeah, I see me there. Do you have it on?

Oh,

fuck, dude.

He has the same fucking belt. Oh, really?

Yeah, he has the same belt, dude.

He wears that shit with pride.

Wait, what happened to your butt? I didn't see that. I was showing you my

butt. Through jeans?

What are you, like, I can see that every day when I walk on the street, girl.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on, you. Very self-conscious. Come on, you.

Come on, you. Come on, you. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Right.

Come on. Oh, come on. Let's see it. Come on. My ass? Come on.

Come on. Oh, yeah, dude.

Alright, come on, give me 20 bucks and then I'll do it. Are you serious?

I'm fucking with you. Let's just see it. I just need money.

He doesn't mean anything by that, okay?

Okay. Oh my god, dude.

You would have gotten a really big... Oh, dude.

What was that?

Nothing. One of his teeth probably just fucking cut into your skin. No big deal.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, show me it. Oh my god.

Kyra, you got a nice butt. Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, yeah, dude. You can put the money in. Insert the dollars.

Oh, yes.

I like that little scream. Look at your ass, Kyra's.

Kyra's? Oh, my God, dude.

Kyra, your butt is fucking incredible.

Nice, right? I want to crack that shit open.

Holy shit coconut styling look at the $20 bill dude.

Oh shit, that's awesome Yeah use their

powers Akira You're saying that this when it's hard is really big That

doesn't hurt That really amazes me. Oh my god. You haven't even seen this guy's

length yet You have to see this you seem like a cool girl We can show you without

you freaking out and saying that we forced you can't you?

Right? Yeah, good. Great.

Let's go ahead and say you're doing it on your own will.

Just check it out.

I am checking. I'm inspecting it. No, get it hard, though. Look at it hard. I

want to show it to you. I think you're really cool. We want to share this with

you. Share this with me? Yeah, I mean, shit.

It's not off you. You can pick up a fucking person and just meet them and be

like, hey, you want to see an enormous cock?

And have them be cool with it? Usually a girl would be running out of the van

right now. Come on. That's true, though.

I just want to see it hard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it hard. Let's check it out.

That doesn't hurt you I'm just it's weird in my mouth

Is that thing growing or what?

It's kind of scaring me a little bit.

Everything will be fine.

Just click your heels together and say, I want to go home.

And maybe it'll happen.

Oh my god.

Damn.

That's ginormous.

I want to see how much I can take. Hold on.

Yes, please.

Ah, fuck.

Ah,

fuck.

Damn.

damn pretty incredible yeah that's wow that's big

like how

many you were trying to stick that thing down your throat i did watch i'll watch

Yeah, dude, yeah, Kira, eat that thing.

Oh, man, it's all I can take.

Oh, come on. Spit on it and lube it up and shit, and then try to stick it all

in.

Oh. You want him to fuck your mouth?

Fuck my mouth, huh? Would you like that?

You want to do that?

Yeah.

You want to do that hold on let me let me let him let him meditate on it and

see if he really feels like he should

That's I

do

Oh my god, dude.

Yeah.

Oh my god, it's my mom in the next car. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, dude.

Just kidding, that's not my mom.

I was like, wait a minute, that would be really funny.

But then again, it's not your dick that's getting sucked.

Take

that

hand off, honey. Let me see it just fucking raw.

Okay, hold on.

Oh my god, she's gonna prepare.

Alright. Use the Shaolin powers!

The game of death.

Don't Filipinos have any superpowers or anything?

What do you mean? You guys can't throw fireballs or anything like that?

No.

Oh my god!

Oh my god, you can suck dick pretty good. We have tits and... Good sucking

power?

Well yeah, I've mastered the art of deep verdicts, I guess you could say that.

Yeah, let's master that art.

Master that art.

Yeah, kill it!

That whole dick is in her throat right now. Oh my god.

You are just destroying this dick.

Just let this bit fall right out of your mouth.

Spent.

I'll tell you what, I mean, we'll give you some money just so you can get the

fuck away from your boyfriend. He's a prick, it seems like. Oh, yeah?

I mean, you name a price and we could probably work something out. It's not,

I'm not saying I'm buying you, I'm just saying... Like I'm a hooker?

No, no, no, nothing like that.

No, I'm saying like, like, no, nothing like that, dude. I'm saying like, you

know, you name a price.

Just to get away from your boyfriend. How much do you think you need to get

away from him? And we could probably help you out with it. I mean, we're

gonna have some fun here anyway, you know?

We're not enemies here, are we? We seem to be having a good time together.

True.

You know?

But... Look at it as an opportunity.

So what, like, give me, like, 300 bucks if I ask for it?

Yeah. Don't lie.

I'm not lying! I'll give you 300 bucks.

Really? Yeah.

I guess that's doable.

Yeah, and you wanna do the little fuckin' we can do something?

Do something. What are we going to do?

You know, like fucking the pussy.

Fucking the pussy?

Pussy.

Pussy.

See the pussy?

We fucking the mouse? We fucking the pussy.

Yeah, let's fuck that pussy.

Yeah? I need to get all my sexual frustration out.

That's good.

Lollipop. Because you know my boyfriend doesn't like it.

I'll tell you what, we'll deal with him in a little bit.

Yeah?

Give me these legs out.

Break those fucking things.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, dude.

Bust her over, bro.

Spider monkey that fucking ass, bro.

out there.

Yeah, kill it dude.

Let me see that.

What happened? Oh, fuck.

Busted out, dude.

Bust that sushi out.

Lean forward for me.

Let me see it. Oh, yeah.

Just like that, dude.

Listen to that, mate.

The LLC, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Arch that back, honey. Let me see the pussy.

Let me see it. Let me see the fucking asshole, too. Let me see everything.

Oh, yeah.

Filipino fucking fat ass, dude. That's it.

Oh, my God.

What? You called me?

Yeah?

Say, I love it, Uncle Sanchi.

Say, I love it, Uncle Sanchez.

Oh, I love it, Uncle Sanchez.

Yeah.

Yeah,

split it open, dude. Give her the Sushi Siam roll.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's better than tofu, you know?

Yeah.

Let's call up that fucking boyfriend.

Yeah? Yeah, okay. What's his name? Juan Carlos?

Juan Carlos.

Let's call him up.

I'm gonna fucking talk to him. Yeah, pound her pussy, bro.

Spider monkey, that shit.

Hello?

Oh, yeah, fucking your girlfriend. Here, let me talk to him. Hello?

What's up, bro? Fuck! Yeah, your girlfriend, Kira, I have her here, and

she... Don't get mad.

Oh, fuck you, come on. She's getting her fucking ass slammed. Yeah, come on.

She's getting her fucking organs turned inside out. Her fucking ovaries are

ready to pop out her fucking mouth, bro.

Woo!

Yeah!

Oh, my

God.

Come on. Come on. Yeah. Good little Cuban doggy.

Killing.

I'm in the power of soy!

Yeah, bro.

Kill it.

Yeah,

bro. Oh, you are finished, girl.

Sink it.

we're gonna give you the cuban roll come on that

suspension that's right

oh my god yeah

bro make teriyaki out of that pussy that's nice

Don't get no realer than this, bro.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Scream my little Siam roll.

How was that?

Good. Yeah? How do you feel? Good.

Busted out? Mm-hmm. Busted like a joint? Mm-hmm. Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Fuck. You want some cum in the face? Mm-hmm. Going in the face?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

She wants the sauce, bro.

Get that head up. Let me see it.

Yeah.

Right in the fucking forehead, dude.

In la cabeza, dude.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah.

You like that, our little Filipina short... I fucked up.

Filipina floor show.

Floor show?

Filipina floor show.

Filipina floor show. Do you like that, baby?

You're on the property of the motherfucking bang bus. You like that?

Yeah.

Look at you.

Do you have it in your mouth still?

Uh-huh. Spit it.

Let me see it.

Let it just fucking roll out. Let me see that shit. Did you have fun?

Mm-hmm. Yeah? Your boyfriend didn't sound too happy, Jay.

Probably not.

Fucker. You want to tell him to kiss your ass?

Yeah.

Can't kiss my ass. That's the best revenge. Holy shit.

Is this where you want to be dropped? Oh my god, I can't even see anything.

Is this where you want to get dropped off?

Um... Yeah, this is fine, I guess. Is that going to be okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

Well, you said it further away from him. Okay, well, say goodbye. We've got to go

because I'm hungry and I want to go eat ribs and shit. Oh, okay. Well, thank

you. It was really nice. You have a good one.

Aw. Aw, look at that. It's so sweet. Oh, shut up.

What's a...

Shut up.

Oh, come on.

No, really. It was awesome. Did you get your bag and everything?

Yeah, I got it. Thank you. You have everything? All right, cool. All right,

well, thank you. I'll see you guys.

All right, cool. Take care. Bye. Hey, wait, wait.

Can you... She's got to get her money, dude. Here, why don't you come get your

cash? Oh, shit. I forgot about that.

Oh. You did?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, dude.

Look at that shit. You want to get rips, bro, or what?

Hey. Get us ribs, dude. Yeah.

Look at that shit, dude. Fucking 300 bucks saved.