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(Ztranskrybowane przez TurboScribe. Przejdź na Nielimitowany, aby usunąć tę wiadomość.) Destination, please.

Destination, Shelby Convention Center.

5-7th Street, 15th Street.

Right, okay.

It says left on Moxon.

Coming up now.

No, this doesn't look like downtown.

Turn left on Moxon.

Coming up now.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

This is ridiculous.

Yes, hello.

You have reached Shelby Convention Center.

Unfortunately, we cannot answer your call.

Are you kidding me?

If you leave a message, someone will contact

you later.

No.

New destination.

Please enter.

The CN Tower.

Confirmed destination.

The CN Tower.

Yes, that is correct.

The CN Tower.

Toronto, Canada.

Ontario, that is correct.

Yes.

One moment, please.

Go straight 20 meters, then turn right on

Benton Road.

Good.

Excellent.

Thank you.

What is this?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, come on.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Why?

Where is this supposed to be, huh?

Where is this supposed to be?

You lying, stupid bitch.

No.

You are the bitch.

Ah.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And you've been trolled, bitch.

Son of a bitch.

Darknet.

Peace be with the world.

Thompson Johnson Another attempt to divine a young

coward full of pity for herself who has

not coped with life's difficulties.

Die, bastard.

Shut the fuck up.

Kill yourself.

Die, you stupid troll.

Run in fear, assholes.

Killing joke.

I agree.

You're telling the truth.

We need to meet.

Easy dipedic.

No, I'm serious.

Let's meet.

I'm also from the West End.

How do you know?

Delete all data from the site.

Connect proxy server.

The IP address has been successfully changed.

Try it, dickhead.

Not right away, but I found you, Jay.

I'm serious.

Let's meet.

Killing joke.

Oh, shit.

Killing joke.

Video surveillance.

Stop, okay?

Please, stop.

Killing joke.

Take the video from the camera and the

money if you let me go.

We'll do it for you.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, baby.

Oh my

god, you look smart.

My name is Kirin, and I love cocked.

Out of the way.

What?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Absinthe?

What

the

hell?

Who?

I'm gonna ask you this one time.

Did you screw mom's Facebook page?

What?

What are you talking about?

She's here at work.

She dragged me out of a meeting because

someone posted her profile on Facebook.

Her what?

Her psychiatric profile.

Did you post online the profile of Dr.

Minaya?

No.

Jason, help me God, if you're lying.

No, I'm not.

Oh my god.

Do you know who it was?

That's right.

Now stab him.

Stab him.

Come on, honey.

Come on.

Yeah, a lot of moves.

Those were great moves.

Come on, mom.

Oh my god.

I've got a couple of left-footers, and

this one's going straight to Hollywood.

Henry.

Portrait of a helpless parent.

Come on, honey.

It's not just for fishing.

You know what I mean?

Come on, honey.

Now stab him.

Stab him.

Hey, Henry.

How's it going?

Good, good.

What's up?

Good.

And how much do you roll, huh?

Crazy, isn't it?

Listen, I'm a little late for lunch.

How can I help you?

Well, you know, this just came for you.

Oh, thanks.

You know, you weren't home, and I figured

it was not safe to leave stuff like

this in front of the door anymore.

It's from Charlie, so...

What is it?

Huh?

What's that?

This is footage.

She wants me to make a movie as

a punishment.

For what?

A bad cartoon?

Funny.

I know she is.

She wants me to be involved, you know,

involved, even if she's not here.

Huh.

Well, speaking of lone guys, I've got something

for you tonight.

Beer, Walt.

Dave, thanks.

Beer.

I've got to move here.

I've got to do it.

Man, you suck.

This bachelor life.

The wife's gone away.

I mean, I'm not talking about co-exes,

stripper poles, surgery, sick a bike, couple of

brews, a home movie.

I don't know.

Yeah, why not?

Yeah, why not?

That's good.

Oh, man, he's growing up, huh?

You just think about how they shape your

life.

Your paths, David, and your choice of name.

Like, you'd probably stop making screen if you

didn't have a kid.

Oh, man.

Oh, man, if I didn't paint that goddamn

cat, it'd be easy.

Come on, let's be honest.

I can't pay for this house.

I can't pay for that cottage.

You know what I like is when I

pay for generations of my progeny's orthodontists.

Come on, seriously?

Seriously.

God, I'm sorry, man.

Just forget it.

No, you know what I think about your

work?

I mean, you're a genius.

I mean, you're a goddamn genius.

Whoa.

We're down from six plus to 16 plus?

Hello.

Man, there's a camera.

What the hell?

What?

Oh, shit.

Look.

That's not real.

That's not real.

No, no, no, it can't be.

It can't be.

No, this is some kind of joke.

It's like a poor joke.

Come on, baby, pick up the phone.

Hi.

Shit.

911.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got the best part.

Surprise!

Now, let's see who's talking to the little

angel.

Seriously, dude?

That cat is tongue-in-cheek.

Hello.

Darknet.

Come on, come on.

Got you.

No.

We guarantee you'll want to see this.

A wild trinity filmed on camera.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Shit.

Shit.

Hey.

Yeah.

You here?

That was my sister, asshole.

Nice to see you, too.

That was shitty, dude.

She just said it.

It didn't look that way to me.

It's not funny.

You ruined her.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you talking about?

She's had 150,000 hits already.

I made her a star.

And?

Awesome.

I just got the contents of the distribution

of illegally obtained pornographic material without the consent

of the author.

Busted, bitch.

You know I'm not even going to let

you get away with that, right?

Besides, you're hypocritical.

You bitch me about collateral damage.

You effectively undid eight years of my mother's

therapy.

I don't give a crap about how you

got these files.

Cracked her email.

Found the doctor.

Throwed it in him.

Then ran an e-source and found the

breach.

An e-source?

Damn.

When did you start working for the NSA?

How did we even get here?

I don't know.

You got popular, and I got ironic.

You get the best chances to do that.

You know, when you first trolled me, I

kind of thought you were...

I don't know, reaching out or something.

Wait, what do you mean?

You trolled me first.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did.

You gave up.

That was only after you decided to go

stalker then.

What?

Jay, no, I swear.

Then who?

You've been trolled, bitches.

I'm the killer, you're the killer, who's the

killer?

What do you say, boy?

Skr, skr, I say, boy, woo, woo.

You say, baby, who's the killer?

Tracking the sender.

Tracking?

Tracking the sender?

What?

Come on.

Hello, Cadillacatkilla.

Or maybe Adam?

Curious Red.

Nice to finally meet you.

Me too.

We admire your skills.

Your mind is a real miracle.

Damn, it's supposed to be anonymous.

Wait.

Before you do that, let's get to know

each other better.

No, no, no.

I am nothing under your bed of monsters.

I am God's sword.

And when I find you, we'll invent new

shouts.

I'm sorry, man.

That's not funny.

It's not funny.

It can't hide from us.

It's time to bring you to the force.

No.

This is not funny.

Not funny.

What do you want from me?

All episodes can be watched online at omediateka

.ru The program was voiced by omediatv at

the Greb Creative studio in 2017.

The roles were voiced by Daria Invarina, Evgeny

Valtz, director Elena Greb, sound director Evgeny Lila,

editor Anna Svinnych, translation by Irina Yagodkina.

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