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Kat, welcome to Glorial Secrets. Hi.

How are you today? I'm great, how are you?

I'm doing great now that you're here.

Alright, start off.

How many dicks do you think you've sucked in one day?

Um... I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say seven.

Seven? Because I think I've sucked... Soaked?

Fucked.

Was that all at one time? No, I think it would be in the majority of the whole

day. I think it was like seven total.

Yeah? What about fucks?

Three. That is the most I've done in one day. Was that at one time or throughout

the day? No, it was throughout the day as well.

Did you like to start with the morning, lunch, and dinner?

Kinda. Alright.

What do you like cum to taste like?

Um...

You know, I mean, every girl's dream is Skittles, but you can't get that.

You can taste the rainbow.

I don't know. I mean, I like, you know, salty isn't

bad. It's not bad. It's natural.

We all eat, like, a lot of meat and stuff.

Salty.

Salty's not bad, but I like, you know.

A little bit of sweetness to it.

Fruit is so good for guys to eat. It helps the semen. Everyone thinks we're

kidding, but it's a real thing.

No, I believe it.

If one guy ate a certain kind of fruit, would you taste that fruit? I don't

know. I just know that it makes it sweeter.

But that would be really cool. The more pineapple you eat, the more pineapple

comes out. That would be nice.

One could wish.

In a perfect world. How old were you when you first sucked a dick?

Fifteen. How old are you now?

22. Do you remember the first time you ever gave up a job?

Yes. Tell me about it. I was really bad.

Okay, well, I kind of figured that. It's your very first time.

I'm a total clean freak, and so I was just trying to always clean up, keep it

all inside my mouth, and not go too fast, and not let the dick come out of

my mouth, and not let it hit my face. I just was like... That's like the exact

opposite of you now.

I know.

I'm a freak now.

Oh, I remember there being tons of spit.

I love spit now. I love spit. I love people spitting in my mouth. I love

creating spit myself.

I like making spit bubbles.

I don't know.

How many dicks do you think you've sucked over that span of time?

From 15 to now? Yeah.

Before porn, I used to be able to count it.

You just gotta guess.

Now I'm in porn, I don't really know.

If you had to guess.

Three digits. I'm going to go with three digits.

We're probably above three digits, so maybe like... Like the early three

digits? Yeah, like a little over 100.

Okay, that's not that bad. That's not bad. No, no, I'm still, you know...

That's actually pretty modest.

Yeah, well, before porn, I was very modest.

That's not... I know, it doesn't look like it.

What are you talking about? You're so innocent.

Do you have a cock preference?

I really like uncircumcised.

I don't know, I like uncircumcised. That's my preference in particular.

What about length over girth?

I like length more than girth because I have a small mouth, so length isn't an

issue. I love to deep throat and, like, choke, so that's fine. But girth makes

it more difficult, so you can't get it down your throat, and that makes me mad.

Okay, without getting all speedy on you, but do, like, an air blowjob right now.

An air blowjob?

Like, take your hands, do, like, you're doing the dick part, yeah.

Okay. So, I usually start it off. She did an air one when she was bad at it.

Yeah. Let's see an air one when you're good at it.

So... Okay.

I don't even know. I've never done an air blowjob before. So, you double... I

do. I like to double hand it because it just gives you a better grip on the dick

and then I play with, like, the tip first. I'm like... And

then I usually take it off and then I'll start going further down.

Is that bottom hand cupping the balls?

Yes. Balls are the best. They're so much fun to play with. They're like little,

oh man, what are those things called? Those Chinese balls? Yeah, the little

stress relievers. Meditation balls. Meditation balls, yeah. I hope you guys

liked my dick sucking with the nose. Oh yeah, no, it's lovely.

Alright.

Your boyfriend knows what you're doing right now?

Is he into it?

Uh-huh.

Is he going to watch it?

I don't know.

Probably, when it comes out.

If I get access to it. Well, I'll give it to you. Good.

That's completely fine.

Then, yeah, we'll watch it.

I usually critique myself, but he'll jack off, probably.

I'm going to sit there and be like... No, you've got to watch it and then jack

him off while he's watching it.

I'm going to go home and fuck him.

Well, that's... I'm talking about while you're watching it. Well, I just get to

suck a bunch of dicks, and that just makes me really horny, so I don't get to

fuck any of them. You can if you want to. We're not telling you no.

We'll see. Yeah, it's up to you. Maybe one of them are nice enough that the

pants will drop.

Well, the panties are already going to be off. I don't have panties on. Even

better. The pants are dropping.

I don't have panties on or a bra on or anything. I just kind of walked in and

you guys sat me down and here I am.

Yeah, you just walked through the door just perfect.

How big are your tits?

For some reason, I wear a C cup, but when I don't have a bra on, they look

like little bees.

But this is my boobs. Yeah, I was going to say, I did not realize that they were

not Cs. They do not look Cs. No, but when I put a bra on, they go into Cs. I

don't know.

Do you have any special talents?

Like, you can be sexual or non-sexual.

I don't know. Special talents?

I'm just a weirdo. I like everything.

I don't know. I literally, I don't think there's a thing that I can say that I

don't like or is not interested in. What do you think that you do better than

anybody else?

I'm clean.

I think I clean a lot better than most people. I am one of the cleanest freaks

you'll probably meet.

Clean? I love to clean. That's probably one of, yeah, that's like a hobby and a

talent at the same time. I think.

I like prayer food. I like to clean.

Or drive.

I love to drive.

I like to drive my car fast.

And I'm good at it.

Alright, so.

Right or left? Which one's your favorite?

I suck with my left hand.

My right hand is my good hand.

But I technically write with my left hand, so it makes no sense.

Well, how about we move that chair and you, like, you know, get to... Assume

the position to suck that dick from the left hole. Okay.

Or whichever one comes first.

Wait, so when do they come to? They're both.

It's up to you. Just grab one and do it. Okay.

Which one are we going?

I don't know.

Actually, if you turn around, you can.

Yeah. Just like that.

Put myself in the corner like this? Okay.

Oh yeah.

This is so cool. I'm like in a corner and I get everything to myself.

Yeah, it's all about you.

Yay, now I have saliva.

Now I can actually play.

Nah, just start at the end. You're already on this side. Might as well just

finish it.

Finish? Yeah, yeah, take it all. Go all the way.

But we gotta do it with no hands.

I have to use some hands.

It's a lot of dick. It'll go down.

That a girl.

I like encouragement. It's fun.

Well, how could I not encourage to see more of that?

I totally forgot to take my glasses off. I'm just a hot nerd. It's like a dick.

That's one of your appealing features.

Why, thank you.

He's about to come. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Yeah.

Get real low.

All right, pull it up on that tongue.

Hold that dick in your hand.

Pull it up in your tongue.

Make a bowl with your tongue.

Just like that.

Now hold it there.

Wait, can I swallow it now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll tell you when

you can't swallow it.

No,

you told me. I just wasn't listening.

I got distracted.

Yeah, she just got too dickstracted.

Dickstracted. All right. We like to think of this as kind of like, you know,

dickstract.

Every dick you finish, you got to take something off.

Oh, I do? Yeah.

You look way better naked than you do with clothes on.

Damn, well. Yeah, and then that doesn't happen. These were my, like, going out

clothes. I brought the actual porn clothes. You guys don't want me ruining

it.

On to the next one.

I wish I had a checklist right here.

Oh, damn. All right, before you start sucking that, dude, rate yourself on

blowjob. One through ten, where do you think you fall?

Seven. Seven?

I don't know. Seven's my favorite number. I always say seven.

Okay. All right. All right. Cool.

We're going to do an exit poll. But I'm not conceited.

So I give myself above average.

Yeah, I don't want to look narcissistic or anything.

What if I suck? I don't know that.

I grew up playing harmonica, so when I found out that this was like

Harmonica for dick looking.

I was kind of happy.

I feel like the guy in the booths didn't want to answer that.

That one didn't knock.

Oh, it did. It was just soft.

Oh, I took it.

I tried.

All right.

Do you swallow yet?

It's still in there.

Good girl.

All right. Is it salty or sweet?

Um...

I don't know. No, it wasn't too salty.

Not sweet, but not too salty.

The one before was a little more saltier.

Did you throw jizz at me?

I don't know.

It's jizz and saliva.

I don't know.

All right, fine. I guess there's worse things a pretty girl could throw at me.

All right, do me a favor. Yes.

Remove them pants.

Oh, fuck.

These are really hard to... Well, if you need help, I'm sure someone will help

you.

No, you don't understand.

I don't even think guys can get them off.

Oh, but you gotta... Yeah, turn around. Yeah.

Seriously.

There we go.

I'm assuming they go on the same movie, right?

You know what?

They do, and sometimes it, like, ends up with me, like, on my bed.

But, yeah.

It's just a hand instead of a dick coming out.

Oh, he just wants to feel everything. I know.

His dick hasn't even came out yet.

Well, you could always reach through and grab it.

I'm enjoying this. Well, that's completely fine. Okay, I'm getting the

love.

The bouncy little thing, huh?

Oh, yeah, I'm really energetic.

You guys know that.

This one talks to me.

If you look in the top camera, you're looking right at him.

Oh, that's cool.

Hello there.

Hi there.

I know it shakes

That's a big one for you.

All right, pull it all up in the tongue.

Perfect, good.

I think you like to play with cum.

Just a little bit.

Just a wee bit.

Second chocolate one, let's go.

My hands are already like perfect for this.

Just gonna do this.

He doesn't care.

Just get it all over my waist.

Oops. Sorry.

No, that's fine.

a lot a

lot

Wow.

Oh, wow.

His dick goes down my throat, like, really nicely.

Like, no struggle.

Oh, well, I know.

Okay, I'm gonna ask you by the end of it if you have a favorite dick, then.

From today?

Oh, yeah.

Okay. That's gonna be hard. That means I have to remember them by number.

I don't even know what this number this is.

Four. Four. Okay.

Four. Even. Got it.

Don't drop it.

Get every drop. Good to the last drop.

Good job.

I said good job to him.

That was a big load.

You're the one that made it come out.

Yeah, yeah, that's what he was chocolate dick too, I think that's what you called

him

I think it's impossible not to be.

Thank you guys.

Think you stand on his tippy toes for me.

That's a lot of effort

All right, hold that one.

Make a big pool.

Turn your face a little towards me, yeah, just like that.

Perfect.

There's a little coming out, get it.

Oh no, there's a little more drop.

Good girl.

Oh, you didn't swallow it yet?

I want to see that empty mouth.

Blow cum bubble.

All right, now you gotta swallow it. Show me that empty mouth.

Good.

All right, I just reached, oh.

I love my

job, I really do.

All right, so the next load, I wanna see it in your face.

Not that load, I wanna see that.

Okay.

Is your pussy wet right now?

You can make me wet.

Yeah, no, it's wet now.

Okay, need some more dicks?

More dick, more dick.

Is there a dick in the hole? Nope. If you put your hand through that hole?

They're working on it. They're working on it. I think. Don't hurry up, man.

Me on glass. Let's go.

Aha.

I'm working on it.

Do your thing.

You know what would be cool if we had music?

Ignore me.

Just watch me suck dick.

Don't listen to me.

How are you talking when you're giving a blowjob?

It is how I talk. I get full conversations. I'm so weird.

I mean, I can be sexy too.

You want me to deep throat that cock? I'll deep throat that cock. No, we just

need to see you put the dick in your mouth.

Just like that.

There we go.

Now it's a happy dick.

hmm hmm

mm-hmm

All right, now we should take off the glasses.

Then I'm blind.

That's completely fine. You can feel around just for dicks. Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm going to step on them on purpose now.

Of course you will.

I'm going to step on your glasses.

I'm not wearing them today.

What a big ball sack.

Like those balls I played in.

I think he likes it too.

Yeah, sure.

What? What?

Oh, yeah, big pile in that tongue.

Mm-hmm.

Perfect.

Leave it in there right now.

Yeah, swish it around.

Mouthwash it.

It's like chewing gum.

There's nothing about it. It's fun. It's fun.

It's fun to play with. Hey, we're not going to ruin your fun.

Nope.

There's a dick ready for you.

Oh, are you really that blind?

You saw him doing that to me, yeah.

Just put your hand through the hole.

There you go, it's coming.

Not yet, but it will be.

Pull your shirt up.

But, see, I don't have my line.

No, you don't. We're talking to him.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, do that again.

I'm in.

My nipples are super sensitive because I had a shoot where they clamped them for

like 45 minutes.

They are definitely erect.

Yeah, they're my little gummy drops.

That's a very fitting name for them.

Very fitting.

He likes them too.

I feel like he wants to feel them now.

Okay.

So ten loads of steam in my mouth pretty sure that's a full meal I think it is

the calories and everything in it I think it's a full meal

Ugh.

Hold it right there.

Perfect.

All right.

The dick that's going to pop through this hole.

We totally forgot to do the facial thing, but this one is going all over

that face.

I'm trying to make a heart.

Wait, is that cum or saliva?

Saliva. Okay. As long as it's not cum.

Can't be wasting that.

No, that's my vitamins for today.

So this one's going on my face? All over your face.

I worked really hard on this makeup.

It's only going to make you look better, though.

Oh, yeah.

And you've got to leave it on for the rest of the time.

For the rest of the time? Yep. Okay.

Now I see why you made me take my glasses off.

That's exactly why.

Did you guys go around and see who had the biggest load or ask who had the

biggest load and be like, you're going to jizz on his face because you have the

biggest load.

That's exactly what we did. I knew it.

Oh,

yeah. There we go.

Closer.

Like whiskers.

You actually do have whiskers on the left side.

No, you can't touch. You can't. That's his semen.

I'm putting it on my face.

Now you gotta eat that part that's on your arm.

Okay, but there is a little bit left on the ground.

This is why you're one of my favorites, Kat.

No hesitation.

You just did it. I didn't even have to tell you what you were gonna do.

That's a good little kitty cat.

Wow,

I just swung it and I'm like, oh, wait a minute.

Alright, this is great.

He's all shaved, I like it.

Thank you!

Hmm.

What?

I don't know why.

Good girl.

I'm in there.

Another shaved dick. This is really nice.

Groomed is nice.

Wait, you don't mind, like, pubes? I don't mind them. But when someone takes

the time to go down there and actually groom it, it's a lot of work.

Girls do it, too. Guys have to deal with it. You guys have sensitive ball sacks

that you can cut open. We have the inside of our labia and stuff that we

can cut open.

That's respect when you're willing to go down there and destroy yourself.

Yeah, do this one without hands.

What number is this dick?

I have no idea. Well, how am I supposed to remember which dick I like the most

then?

We'll go by what they look like.

Okay. Is this one of your favorites so far?

Aside from the black one, yeah, I like this one.

Black number one or two?

Black number two. Okay.

But then there's this one.

Well, then we'll just choose a number and that'll be a win.

Yeah. Okay.

I'm slaying all the reveals there.

This is a good one. He laughs.

I definitely like this one.

We're done.

It's like a free massage for the day.

And a free workout for my mouth.

Oh, you're also getting shake-weight status right now. Heck yeah.

Now I'm going to have a beautiful toned jaw.

Hello.

I'm getting closer.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

hmm hmm

Supposed to be getting tighter, so that's a good thing too.

I like accomplishing things.

You got it.

Peace.

That's a lot of work.

If you give him a little break, we'll go on the next one. Yeah.

I can actually slide in there.

Fuzzy. Little fuzzy. Okay, gotcha. That's a knee freak coming out, right?

Huh? That's your clean freak coming out?

Yeah, just little fuzzies. It's okay. It happens. I get fuzzies all the time in

my vagina.

They wear clothes and they got fuzzies.

Great.

I'm gonna lie, this is tiring.

This is actually a workout.

That's just because you're so enthusiastic.

Blah.

Blah.

Hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Perfect.

All right, what's that one taste like?

I love the fact that you don't swallow it right away. You actually let it sit

there.

That one's a little salty, but probably because they're a strong meat-eater.

No, he's actually vegan.

Oh, is he now? Yeah. Oh, man, I am just all wrong.

I feel like I've been, like, oiled.

Yeah, you look good, though.

There's nothing wrong with looking how you look right now.

So, wait, you changed out the necklace. I thought you were the one with the

vibrator, right?

The what? The little vibrator necklace.

Yeah. Why'd you change it out? My vibrator's dead, and I can't find the

little charger to it right now.

And I'm really bummed. And the thing is, there's no point in wearing it when you

can't actually use it.

Very true. Yeah.

Yeah.

TSA hates what I wear.

They hate it.

I can imagine.

All right, so.

All right, you had favorite dicks, right?

Yes.

Black dick number two. That was your main favorite?

No, that was at first chocolate dick number two. Okay. And then the other

one, the one that you weren't telling me which one it was.

I think it was number seven. Yeah, but he didn't come. How could he be your

favorite if he didn't come?

Because that's why he didn't come. He's a boss.

No. Yeah, I was impressed.

And he has a nice dick, and he was clean shaven, and it fit in my throat

perfectly.

My lips are numb for some reason.

You've had quite a few dicks go in there.

So I can only imagine why.

Well, I'm telling you. Yeah, that one.

Okay. All right. So what about Loads of Gum?

Loads of Gum. Yeah.

Do you remember anything distinctive about which one tasted the best?

I was totally thinking that, too, and then I got distracted by the other

dicks.

Towards the middle, the end. You know, it was like the middle.

It was very... Which side was it? This one. Okay.

You just like things that came out of that side for some reason. You know,

it's a left-handed thing.

That heart looks amazing.

Yeah, I can actually see it right now. That's funny.

Yeah, I don't know.

Lefties, man. We're lucky.

Left side lucky.

All right. Well, Kat, did you have some fun today?

I had a lot of fun.

Awesome. I can clearly tell, you know, you're just fucking spinning around like

a crackhead, you know.

I'm just calling you a crackhead. I didn't say you are a crackhead. I said

like one, right?

All right.

If we didn't know each other so well, it would be a little different.

Oh, man, there's so much. If I had just met you today.

Okay.

All right, Kat, would you do this again?

Yeah, of course.

Awesome. Glad you had fun.

Thank you.

Thank you.