Original subtitles

How old are you?

I don't know.

I suddenly got a cold.

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm cold.

I suddenly got a cold.

Are you cold?

Yes, I'm cold.

I'm Moa.

Moa.

Yes.

Are you 21?

Are you this old man?

Yes.

Do you live in Shinjuku?

Yes, I do.

Do you live in Shinjuku?

Yes.

I called an old man.

Thank you.

Are you a ghost?

No, I'm not.

What are you talking about?

It's not a gag.

It's not a gag.

It's amazing.

Do you want to take a walk?

Yes.

Do you want to take a walk like an old man?

Yes, I want to take a walk like an old man.

I'm hungry.

Are you hungry?

There's an old man's sausage.

I'll eat it later.

I'll eat it later.

I'm hungry.

It's amazing.

It's beautiful.

I'm hungry.

It's crowded.

Yes, it is.

Is it open?

Yes, it is.

Oh, there's a seat.

Is there a seat?

Yes.

There isn't.

I'll use it.

I'll use it.

You're using it.

I'll use it.

I'll use it.

I'll use it.

I'll use it.

I like Korean food.

Really?

I like Korean food.

So, I'll use it.

That's different.

Where are you going?

It's warm.

It's cold.

It's cold.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I feel like I'm going to puke.

Delicious sake.

If you get drunk, you'll get edgy.

If you get drunk, what?

You'll get edgy.

It's the real thing in Korea.

It's made with kimchi.

Oh, it's the best.

Itadakimasu.

It's spicy.

It's spicy?

Yes.

Itadakimasu.

Itadakimasu.

It's hot.

It's hot.

It's hot.

I'm happy from the mouth.

You're good at it.

You're really good at it.

You're really good at it.

Itadakimasu.

It's hot. It's hot.

I can't eat well.

I'm sorry. I'm full.

I'm full.

It was delicious.

What should I do if I have sex now?

I have boobs.

What should I do if I have a stomachache?

What should I do if I have a stomachache?

It's hot.

It's hot.

Did that hit you?

That's so cute.

That made me feel embarrassed.

Really?

Do you want me to kiss you?

You're too close.

Give me a kiss.

I won't let you.

I'm too fun to be a thing.

Let's take a picture.

What are you...

Aw, kawaii.

Okii oppai.

Tsukashii.

Okii?

Tsukashii.

Oppai-san, tto dou nanno koi?

Tto dou nanno?

Nani?

Sati?

Nani?

Ah, asekai teru.

Tsuka asekai teru.

Chikubi.

Chikubi chikubi.

Ichi.

Nagai.

Nagai.

Kag Deutskte!

Kag Noze.

Kag Noze.

Kokchi, ilaise tara.

Pwala.

Hap.

Kagiazurō.

Nakata.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Yeah.

We are done for.

We are done for chilies

Maybe.

Maybe.

Chilies.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

come on

come on

okay

I'm going to kiss you.

You're sweating a lot.

Are you okay?

I got wet.

Let me see your underwear.

I got wet.

I got wet.

I want to see your underwear.

I want to see your underwear.

It's hard.

Show me your underwear.

Show me your underwear.

It's wet.

I'm embarrassed.

It's really wet.

It's really wet.

Show me your underwear.

Are you scared?

No.

Show me your underwear.

Show me your underwear.

I got your white clothes on.

Let me see your underwear.

Do you like it?

I should have danced more.

Let's take a bath.

I want to take a bath.

What?

I want to take a bath.

What?

I want to take a bath.

Do you want to take a bath?

Why?

What's wrong?

Look at me.

I'm going home.

Can I touch you?

It's cold.

Can I touch your face?

It's wet.

It's warm.

It's amazing.

The air is amazing.

It's a little cramped.

It's warm.

It's warm.

Do you like it?

It's embarrassing.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

It's cute.

It's amazing.

It's cute.

It's amazing.

It's embarrassing.

Come here.

Can I do my best?

It's difficult.

It's difficult.

I'm going to cry.

It's difficult.

Keep going Let's

do that I

'm going to take a deep breath, and

I'm going to take a deep breath,

and I'm going to take a deep

breath, and I'm going to take a

deep breath, and I'm going to take

a deep breath, and I'm going to

take a deep breath, and I'm going

to take a deep breath, and I'm

going to take a deep breath, and I

'm going to take a deep breath, and

I'm going to take a deep breath,

and I'm going to take a deep

breath, and I'm going to take a

deep breath, and I'm going to take

a deep breath, and I'm going to

take a deep breath, and I'm going

to take a deep breath, and I'm

going to take a deep breath, and I

'm going to take a deep breath, and

I'm going to take a deep breath,

and I'm going to take a deep

breath, and I'm going to take a

deep breath, and I'm going to take

a deep breath, and I

'm going to take a deep breath, and

I'm going to take a deep breath,

and I'm going to take a deep

breath, and I'm going to take a

deep breath, Ah

‐ Ah‐ Hmm‐ It

's so delicious.

It's the best.

It's just the right price ‐ Ah

‐ Ah‐ Ah‐

Hmmm‐ It

's cold.

I'll hurry up and freshen

up.

I can't reach my mouth

because it's too hot.

It feels so good.

It's so good.

It's

spicy.

It's cold.

It feels good.

Do you feel sleepy?

Do you feel sleepy?

Thank you.

Love you, Husband.

I LOVE YOU.

Shall we go out?

Yeah...

I'm so happy...

I'm so happy...

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Come here, please.

That's it.

Okay, that's it.

That's it.

I'm going to put some on you.

I'm going to put some on you.

Does it feel good?

That feels really good.

This is too much.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't do this anymore.

I'm going to do my

best

to make the video as long as I

can, so please look forward to

it.

Thank you for watching until the end.

I'll see you again in the next

video.

Thank you for watching until the end.