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Yo turn around why are we going no no we're leaving Doral Doral Doral come on

man we need some uh some Venezuelan chicks that's that's what Doral's known

for yeah that's it seems

kind of dead did we come like on the wrong

day it's fucking Sunday where are the people at oh you gotta go by the back

streets no you can't go on there you can't

Why are we out of fucking like?

Like in a business area on a weekend Are we fucking stupid or what?

Are we stupid?

What's wrong with us?

Like on a Sunday, we should be going to the beach We're an industrial

on a Sunday, and we're wondering why there's no one walking around Well

look The beach is that way regardless, right? Water is that way?

Alright, so just keep going straight if we fucking... Actually, strip clubs are

open on Sundays.

This is true.

Isn't there a strip club? Wait, this is... Bro, there's a strip club over

here.

I used to go to all the time.

Yeah, no, no, no. I'm talking about women, though. For women.

Like, with women.

I'm sure there's one up here.

Not your type of shrimp cups.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, not mine. Definitely there's some that you guys like.

Some that we would like, not you. Yeah, no, I'm talking about the cables.

The loose rooster.

The floppy rooster.

What?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, I see something.

It is wrong.

I should just make this stick right here.

Watch the airbag just explode on me

Yep, it's empty No,

just everything in general it's just empty look I don't see anyone Yeah,

I know I've seen this building with the purple fucking shit Just

go

here

Dude, that girl definitely just walked out of there.

What time did this place close? Is it 24 hours? No, it closes really late though,

like 6 or something like that.

Maybe she just... Oh, shoot.

Oh, she has a book bag. That's... Stripper. That's stripper attire right

there, boy.

Maybe she's a waitress. I can't believe she's walking down this fucking road by

herself.

How you doing?

Hey, girl.

Sorry. Is that weird? She just gave me the hardest look.

That's definitely stupid. Hey, are you safe driving?

I mean, walking right now? Are you good?

Yeah, why?

It just seems a little odd to be walking by yourself on this lonely-ass road. Do

you not have a car?

I mean, I'm fine.

Are you fine? Is she fine?

Is she fine? Yeah, you fine.

Yeah, you fine, girl.

Ooh, girl, you fine, girl.

You fine, girl.

You fine, girl.

Really? Really?

I'm sorry.

Does this happen a lot?

Do you get, like, followed like this? No, not really.

Do you work there?

Yeah, up there at the club.

Yeah. You work at the club?

Are you a waitress? Really? Are you a waitress? So can I give you a hundred

bucks to show me your titties?

Dude. What?

Come on, bro.

Shut up, I'm talking to her. I was just saying I mean, that's what you do for a

living you show titties for money I'm sorry my friends a dick right so

is that like so that's rude of me to ask you to do it outside the club I

thought it was just like opportunity

Really cuz I got money girl Yeah,

but like I Mean I like I got real money.

Yeah, so you won't show me titties for $100

No Will you have a conversation with me for $100?

Because I'd like to interview for my project. I have a project

Well, it's a it's a video project.

Oh, yeah, right.

Yeah Well, no, I mean we have a tube channel. We like to interview girls and

interview people Save somebody they're worried about you.

They want to protect you. They're worried about you Yeah, they're worried

about you. I think we're harming you So what so like would you have a

conversation with us ten minutes it'll take ten minutes I'll give you a hundred

bucks.

I mean... I mean look, there's more money where that came from.

I mean... Oh look, she's going to get a wet... Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. No wet feet in here. Oh.

Man, those are nice titties. Are you sure we can't see those for a hundred

bucks?

I mean... Oh.

She said, I mean... But you just want to have a conversation.

Yeah, just get to know you a little bit. I mean...

How much how much where do you live like how much will our father do you walk?

I get it. I get it. You're right. You're right. You're right um

But okay, so I mean you either stop and talk to us, or we're gonna follow you

all the way home I'm just saying like

Huh? For your video thing. Yeah, for my video thing.

100 bucks. I mean... I mean, yeah.

Sure, why not?

There you go.

You can keep that. That's yours.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah!

Look at her!

Of course we good!

Everyone's concerned about you.

I mean, you're not going to hurt me. You're a big girl. Yeah, no, we're good.

We're good. I ain't going to, like, yeah, come on.

So you work at that club, huh? Yeah. How long have you worked there?

A little while, you know, bouncing back and forth.

Okay, okay.

All right. Is it a nice club? I've never really been in that club.

I mean, it's pretty good. I mean, I make money. It's kind of slow right now, but.

Yeah? You make good money there?

Yeah.

That's good. That's good. Do you plan on doing anything else? Are you um?

Honestly right now like I'm not really I'm not I don't know. I'm just working.

I'm saving as much money as I can I don't really have like an end goal, but

oh nice Have you done anything anything else other than stripping um?

I've been doing it for like a year and a half now you like it

so you're like real comfortable with your body is it like like uh does it

does it turn you on a little bit to like show your yeah why these are questions

that i want to know like you know what i mean like so so like it's got

to be like freeing right like uplifting freeing being like just naked and nude

and With your body? I guess, yeah. I mean, like, I think I have a good body.

Do friends envy you? I think you have a good body.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Are you insecure?

I don't think so.

No? I don't think I would be able to do what I do if I was, you know?

Yeah? Do you ever get, like, really, really turned on at the club?

Like, when you give a lap dance to, like, a really hot dude? I mean, like,

if he's hot, yeah.

Really? Only if he's hot.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, now you don't know just got broken up with no Wow you why?

So um

I you know maybe I offended you um

but like I Mean what about if I gave you 300 to flash us with is that more?

i thought we were just agreeing on well i'm just giving you an opportunity to

make some more money if you wanted to i mean think about it to like go home with

an extra 400 bucks in your pocket wouldn't that be pretty cool i mean

we're just some couple dudes here in the middle of nowhere you know what i mean

just a couple dudes you know a couple pervs looking for some titties obviously

i would have caught your show at the club yeah i just didn't know you were

there why didn't you i did well i didn't know we didn't really know we're not

really much much of a night owls you know well but i could offer you 300

bucks to show them right now you don't want to like go to the club sometime

though and see me there we will yeah sure we will but i mean do you want to

wait to make this money or do you want to make it now don't you got to like

give some of this to the club if you make it in the club yeah like tip out

and yeah you got to tip out see yeah that's whack and that's whack so i mean

300 i mean if you want you want to make some extra money I mean, we'd

love to see your titties, that's all. Honestly.

You can't really blame us, right? So you just want to... Sure. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, the video thing, I can't really show anyone that. That's, like,

nudity shit, but... But this is just for y'all. This is for us. Oh, okay.

Well, see, the thing is, this guy, the driver, you see him? He hasn't really

seen titties in, like, 15 years. Oh. Like, up close in person.

So I'm trying to show him some titties.

Trying to do like a community service type of thing. I've heard that a lot.

Really? Yeah, it's a good pickup line. But look at him.

Doesn't he look like he hasn't seen titties in like 10 years?

It's like make a dream type of thing.

He hasn't had titties since he was like sucking on his mom's titties. That's the

last time he saw a titty. That was the last time he saw titties.

All right. So, you know, don't you want to help him out?

He's never been to a strip club because he's nervous. It scares him.

Wow. He has social anxiety.

That's sad.

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of things wrong with him.

I mean, I guess.

300? Ooh.

Let's go.

Once you take the money. Stop.

Once you take the money.

I'm just making sure, like.

No, no, no, sure.

You're not a thief, right? You're not going to go running off?

No, hey, hey.

No. This van doesn't drive that fast.

I mean, I get it. Yeah, sure. Why not?

Ooh, that's awesome.

Wow.

So you want to... Yeah, can you do it right here? I mean, I don't see no one

around. Oh, here.

The security guard, he'll have some fun watching.

Like, in front of... Yeah, hell yeah.

Yeah.

Sure? You don't see anyone on that side? I don't see anyone on this side.

You see anyone? I'm good.

You good? You can do it real quick.

Real quick? Yeah, real quick. Real quick, come on. No, stop.

That's weird.

Come on, come on, come on. No, it's weird.

What do you mean it's not that serious? Those things are gorgeous. What the

fuck? Those are really nice nipples, girl. Holy fuck. Look, she's just

leaving them out now. Holy shit.

Yo,

that's fucking... Those are awesome.

Those are fucking awesome. Holy shit. What size are those?

D cup.

Double D cup.

Hey, could we interview your titties?

Yeah, do you mind if we interview your titties? Well, you get in the van and we

talk to your titties.

Do you mind if you get in the van and talk to your titties?

I mean, for free?

Like, you want me to just hop in?

I mean, look.

Well, there's actually something else.

Are you good at lap dances?

I mean, I gotta get home. Listen, listen. Are you good at lap dances?

Lap dances. Yeah. Like club lap dances.

Yeah, well lap dances. See my buddy his birthday just passed.

But like I kind of got it.

His birthday just passed. I'd love to get him some lap dances. Oh, I'm so

sorry, but like I gotta get home. I'm so sorry.

I don't care about anyone's birthday. Oh, Jesus.

Wow, how rude. I don't mean to be a bitch. Jesus Christ.

Y'all caught me going home. Okay, you want to walk? Let's walk then.

Oh, so yeah, you don't want us to follow you.

So look, look.

How about this? You want to get rid of us, right?

Do you want to make some extra money? Do you like money?

Yeah. Look, they have to see this sometimes.

She don't care about that. She probably got that underneath her bed right now in

her sock drawer.

Look, I want to add to your savings, okay?

How's 500 bucks?

Jesus Christ, bro. Lap dance?

Well, at least two. Two lap dances.

Just lap dances. Two lap dances. Fuck.

500 bucks. This is why we don't take them to strip clubs. This is why. Yeah,

I don't know how to behave with money.

Girl, if you don't take that... 500 bucks for a lap dance? Would you do it?

Two lap dances. Okay.

This is so crazy to me. And we'll take you home.

Okay, deal.

Oh, shit.

Okay. You said you're going to take me home. No, we'll take you home for sure.

That's something that...

No, no, no, we'll take you home. Like, we'll take you anywhere you want. You

know what I mean? Alright.

Look, she ain't trying to walk in the seat. No.

That's different now that you mentioned you're going to give me a ride. Alright,

get in, get in, let her in. What are you doing with the phone?

Here, we'll get that here. I got it, I got it, I got it. I'm sorry.

Horrible doorman.

I'm just excited, dude. I'm actually about to get this right now.

Well, hold on, hold on.

So Peter, so yeah, so get in the driver's seat, so go ahead and go No,

no, no, no, whoa!

Nah, it's my birthday!

How you doing?

What are you talking about? Yo, hook up!

Hook this dude up, bro! Nah, you saw some titties, now it's my turn.

So I'm gonna put this away.

Yeah, yeah, put that away, put that away, put that away.

Look, I'll hold, I'm gonna put you, yeah.

Damn. Oh my god, are you good at lap dances?

Yeah. Yeah? I think so. Yeah.

So what should he do? Should he sit in the middle? Should he move over?

He's never had a lap dance before. No, that's bullshit.

No way. No, he's never had a lap dance. This guy's never seen titties in person

and he's never had a lap dance. You guys are so mean to each other. Am I supposed

to tilt my head back?

Why the fuck do you have to tear your head back?

If you don't want to look you don't have to know what was the logic on that one

how the fuck I don't they get mad if you make eye contact So I can look Let's

do it He said you have to look back yeah, you gotta look you gotta put So

what you want me to get me like that there you go. There's a lap that suppose

you gotta see no hands to the side Yeah, like that

That's how you gotta give the laptop.

Is it cheaper this way? Is it cheaper this way?

Look, y'all already paid up front. That's why you have to pay. Oh, fuck.

Can I? Alright, go ahead. So, two lap dances, you said, right? Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Two lap dances.

There you go.

Wait,

wait. Hold on. What is this?

Lap dance?

No. Yeah, but you got your clothes on. I don't understand.

Did you say you're naked laughing? Oh,

fuck. Are there different prices?

No, no. Oh, man. Do you pay more for nude?

Usually. But I mean... You did pay me a lot. I'm not gonna lie.

Oh,

so we're overspending too?

I thought that's what they go for.

Oh, shit.

So she's letting me overspend and she's keeping her clothes on. So listen.

I'm sorry there for the confusion, but I was hoping I was hoping to give my my

boy I like a nude like not me personally, but give him a nude lap

dance Like is that possible I could throw it in another like hundred I guess

200

Mean 200 bucks more And those are crips those are brand new yeah straight from

the bank straight from the bank I

Mean I mean listen

honestly, it's a strip club any fun with clothes on really I Guess you know

you're right, so I mean you do for a living, so that's the only reason why

Like, I don't usually get picked up in a van. Well, I'm just saying, like, I just

feel like that's what you did, though, because you made a lot of money. I just

feel like that's what makes you comfortable to do it, is that you do it

for me. Yeah, like in your work uniform.

Yeah.

I mean.

We doing this?

Nudie? Nudie. Nudie booty?

Come on, look how excited he is. I'm so happy. Look at him. I can feel how

excited he is. The guy's not, like, I'm not going to say that's inappropriate.

Come on we gotta get those things out, please come on do it for the driver

Don't

be looking back your driver you got a drive

So kit like can we

I'll take my shoes off.

That's not nude.

That's nude.

Super nude. That's shoes off.

Come on, I'll give you another $200 to take the fucking clothes off. Oh my god.

Come on, girl. Take the fucking clothes off. We just made a money, huh?

Oh, we got money. We got money. We got money. Oh, shit. Our program on the

internet does pretty well. Yeah.

This fucking guy.

Fuck. Yo. I get it.

I give you a thousand dollars, you can make him nut in his pants. I bet I

could. I bet I could.

Damn,

I'm like practically naked.

No, you're not.

Practically, though. No, you're not. You're not practically naked at all.

Take those shorts off, you'll be practically naked.

For what?

I told you, I'll give you more money.

We already threw out an extra $200.

So you're already at like, fuck, $700.

You're at a, fuck, $1,100.

What the fuck?

She's at $1,100. Look, there's more. Look, they're fine. $1,400. Come on.

Come on, we ain't scared.

Are you scared? We ain't scared.

I'm not scared.

Alright.

Let's do this shit. Oh my god.

Oh my god. This is bad.

This is awesome. Can I hold you in place so you don't fall? Yeah.

You don't mind.

Yeah, you're good.

Shit.

Shit.

This too, right?

I mean, it would be nice. Nude is nude.

Damn.

Holy smokes.

Oh my god.

Now that's a lap dance. Whatever.

Guy for sure is going to get a nut in his pants right now.

I'd like to see that happen.

I bet you would you little freak.

Oh look she wants to turn around.

It's easier.

Is it okay if your tits touch my face? Because they are gumming.

I guess, yeah.

Can I grab your... Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my God. Sounds like you've been in a club before, Peter.

Never. I'm saying.

Money always turns girls on

Yeah,

just stare at us while you're riding

So like yeah, like I'm definitely turned on no shit, so he reaches

down and touch the pussy you That's like a stripper law

I'm not usually this horny. Wait, are you drinking?

Are you fucking her or something? What do you mean the booze is good? I don't

know. I mean, my fingers.

He can tell just by the fingers.

You sleep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

What's he doing?

What's he doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, let me see that face.

I'm just tired of fucking breathing.

Oh my

god.

Just lean that way.

Just lean that way.

Just lean that way.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna fuck those tits.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't think so.

I think you would probably get slapped.

But I like it.

You guys really like my tits for some reason.

Come on, eat that pussy. I don't think I've ever eaten stripper pussy before.

Turn around, turn around.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Let's go do some tapping.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Bang Bros.

Yeah, that's a good girl

Oh.

Shit crazy girl. I like lap dances Yeah Go to the strip club next week.

Can we go strip club tonight tonight?

Yeah Give her out here. Here you go.

Holy shit girl. What's up with you?

Wow Fuck what the hell happened you two that wasn't supposed to happen. What was

that about?

Hey, man.

I touched your pussy. It was soaking wet.

I mean... Do the math, bro.

Do the math.

I said I was getting horny.

Yeah.

Fuck, I guess, uh... Yeah, we'll, uh... Definitely an experience.

Definitely get you home now.

That was amazing.

Wow.

Get the shit out of me!

Let's take a second to kind of figure out where we're at, our bearings.

What the fuck?

Where are the buildings at? What the fuck is wrong with you? Sometimes the

road just takes me.

No, okay? You control the car. The car doesn't control you.

It does sometimes. I thought I spoke to you about this.

No, it's not the flow of the energy you have to direct the car where you want to

go. Where are we right now?

Oh my god All right, you need to quickly

like pull over somewhere because we need to figure this out if you have any

reception on your phone Yeah,

I'm not getting reception this guy doesn't know where he's at

Yeah, you gotta pull over man pull over somewhere.

I don't know where this guy just likes to drive and shit He just drives in the

wrong direction eyes and drives.

I'm not really sure which way is north Can

you see the North Star Stars are not out right

now. I mean they are but

Where's your clothes at?

Um... Her clothes?

Yeah, I was actually just looking for them. Where's your clothes at?

Yeah, where is her clothes at?

I mean, it's gotta be underneath the seat or something. Just check underneath

the seat. Yeah, you check.

Found some money, though.

Yeah, yeah, collect the money. Yeah, yeah. I still owe you some more money.

Yo, we're keeping her, bro. Keep her.

No, no, no, we're ditching. No, we're not. She's dope.

What the fuck you mean? They all get ditched.

They all get ditched. You gotta stop falling in love with everyone.

She's a stripper. She's already in porn, kind of. Bro, you're falling in love

with everyone? What the fuck's wrong with you?

You're going soft nowadays.

Alright.

Keep it. Yeah, whatever.

Bitch!

Keep it. Fucking pussy!

Yeah, thanks.

No, I gotta cough.

I gotta cough. No, definitely not towards you. It's actually me and him

arguing about something right now.

Yeah, yeah, it's this it's this big life decision.

He's got to make later and like I'm telling him I'm telling him that it's

just it you know he's got to do what he's always done before you know what I

mean and stay strong and just Do what he's all done before and he's like he's

giving in you know he's like no let's change it all this time He's like oh

this time. It's going to be different, and I'm like no like it's not going to

be different They have to it's got to go down the same way every single time like

I don't know what the fuck this guy's thinking This guy's thinking he wants

to, like... Well, listen, this guy, he's fucking obviously lost.

We don't know where we are.

Just, like, business stuff. Hey, some business shit. Some business, uh, like,

uh, business venture. Yeah.

That, uh, you know... He wants to, you know, try to open up new doors, you

know? He just needs to stop being a pussy and just stick to the plan. Oh, my

God. You know? And follow through with the business and follow through with it.

Yo, where are we, dude? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Follow through with it, you know?

Because, you know, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, right, baby?

Yep, gotta do what you gotta do. No, no not agree with it. Do not agree Yeah,

sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta be strong. No try to be

strong. Don't you gotta be strong? All right, what not being a bitch right?

Don't be a bitch right? Don't be a pussy.

Don't be a pussy choosing the wrong side You're being a pussy right now. Oh my

god. You're being a real pussy right now I agree with you, but you're being a

pussy, but if you agree no, I agree with my agree.

No, I agree like yeah Where's your clothes at?

Can you help her find her fucking clothes fuck man, and then let's let's

get our bearings let's get our Yeah,

my shoes got funny

Yeah,

um actually

Is that what I think it is?

Wow, that's a crazy magic trick.

How the fuck did you do that?

Yo, check this out. What?

Back up a little bit more.

Back up.

Is that her shorts?

Is that her shirt?

Wow, yo.

Can you walk a little bit?

Look, is that your purple? How did your pink shirt get out here?

Wow, that's bizarre man No, I didn't we didn't do anything like you I didn't

have your clothes I just How did they get outside here in the middle of

nowhere?

We're in the middle of no, how did your pants get out of our van down the

highway and outside What are you doing?

You want a number? Yeah, I just want to see if my reception is working

What a pussy it's it's it's five five five pussy pussy pussy six seven Let

her punch it in let her punch it in let her punch it in let her punch it on him

cuz you're you got them soft fingers You got them soft ass fingers.

I Don't know if your fingers are gonna be able to press the buttons with them

soft ass fingers mr.

Safi Yeah, yeah he wants your number it's fine we'll take your number

Yeah, then I gotta give her more than one day All right, so go ahead and get

your uh get your clothes. I don't know man. That's that's so odd Yeah, there

you go. It's the hole on the bottom of the bus Yeah, just grab it.

Oh She has a sugar backpack with it

Yeah, you're gonna need this oh Shit damn. I just slipped out of my hand

girl. I'm so sorry Walk here drive up a little bit. She's got more up here Yeah,

you're gonna need all that money. Thanks.

Yeah.

I hope you get home, okay?

You

said

we would keep the ones with potential

You gonna tell me that girl didn't have potential?

What's wrong with you? Such a, such a pussy.

Do we have to, pull over, stop, stop the car. Do we have to pull over? No.

Do you gotta get out? No. Do you got somewhere you gotta go, sir? No, no,

yes. Do you got somewhere you gotta go? Yes, yes. Are you hanging with us? I'm

hanging with you. Alright.

Bros before hoes? Bros before hoes. Alright. But I got her number though. I

got her number. You want it?

You want it? Listen. I know you want it. Listen, we're gonna call her later.

Alright, alright, alright. She'll forget all about it, I'm sure.

She does got nice titties. Yo, she's fired. She's fired. Alright, don't worry

about it. We gotta ditch him. Why you gotta be so soft on us? My bad, dude.

My bad. Next time we're gonna start ditching you. I'm getting soft.

You're getting soft.

Goodbye, love.

Call you in a week.

She'll get over it. Give her like a week. She'll get over it.