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Holy Malibu swank, this place is nice...

We'll see!

Oh, I''m Andy, by t

he way. Forgot to introduce myself in

the limo... was too excited by all the buttons.

So I noticed. I''m Matt.

How crazy is this, huh? Getting paid to be test

subjects by some celebrity doctor.

She''s the Kardashian of plastic surgeons; she''s all

about how the pieces fit, she has no idea

what its like being human.

Don''t kid yourself, we''re going to be guinea pigs for

her vanity.

That wasn''t in her invitation.

Whats up, gents. You must be Matt and Andy!

I''m Dan.

Where''s our hostess? Who... o

h, you mean Victoria. She''s doing... something.

Haven''t seen that much of her so far, so we''ve been chilling

out by the pool and the hot tub.

A pool? And a hot tub?

Yep. Go take a dip.

Has she began work yet?

Oh, you mean whatever tests she''s suppose to do?

Not really. Just a lot of questions and stuff.

although she did pay the first half in cash,

so that was pretty cool.

Ha''s she talk about her work? Does she have testing

facilities here? Dude ,

Look at this place. I don''t think I''ve seen half the

rooms here yet. She said to make ourselves at home, so

go get ''em, tiger.

Nice meeting you... tool. Dan

You the new guy?

Ya, I guess. I''m Andy.

Oh,, Good for you.

I''m going to work out.

So... what''s been going on here?

You really want to know?

Sure.

Welp,, Spencer and I - Spencer is the bag of meat who just

left by the way -- we have a bet to see who can bang

the cougar first.

Victoria is a cougar?

Oh, yeah. Not my thing mind you, but a hundred bucks is a

hundred bucks.

That''s true. My money''s on you.

Good call.

Whats going on about these experiments she bin talking

about doing?

We''re getting

paid a nice chunk of change to answer her

questions and swim in her pool and eat her food. I dont think

she's planning to stick us with needles if that''s what

you''re worried about.

No... well, Yaa...

The only one who''s getting stuck with anything is her.

You with me... get what I''m saying?

I think so...

Ok ..

Hey, be a good guy and get me

a beer from the kitchen.

Oh. Ok.. sure...

It''s me, I''m in her house.. I told you not to doubt me.

no, I haven''t seen any kind of lab or equipment, don''t worry,

you''ll get your hands on a dry fusion laser and anything

else I can find...

Don''t worry, I''ll play nice ish. Look, you''ll get your

on every thing and more.. I guarantee it.

Hey, Spence...

Spencer.

It''s been bugging me all day. don''t I know you

from somewhere?

Played linebacker in the pros for two seasons.

All-American at Cal State.

That''s right... number 55.

Yep

What''re you doing here?

What.. You don''t have the internet?

Nah.

I got suspended from the league.

No way man, That sucks. What''d you do?

Performance enhancing drugs.

Oh... did they?

Did they what?

Enhance? You know...

You''re a moron.

It''s science, man, I was just asking.

I can get use to this.

Ya, Me too. Especially if you get us another round of beers.

I''m fine.

Your loss.

Hey, thanks for bringing that one; he''s handy.

I didn''t bring him. Do you know when we meet the

lady in charge?

She said something about having a sit down this

afternoon, once everybody got here. Why? You want a piece of

our cougar hunt?

What?

Spence and I, hundred bucks on who nails her first.

What? Trust me, there''s something about her...

Something say's she would do some freaky stuff

Every part of your body. I''m just got first dibs.

Do you know who her husband was?

Dr. Jeffery Franks.

He invented the dry fusion laser she uses in her plastic

surgery practice. He also invented a dozen other

instruments and explored an entirely new field of

reconstructive neuroscience.

Yippee, he''s all yours.

He''s dead.

He''s still all yours.

You don''t get it do you? She''s coopted all his research

all of his findings and she won''t share it with anyone

else. She pretends to be this fantastic sergeant but but in

reality she''s a fraud and a wanna be...

Oh cool, you brought the beer. Bring it on over.

Nice...

Well, Hello, gentleman. Glad to see you''re all here.

I have recruited you here to help me with

some very important medical research I''m conducting.

My medical research has to do with the field of plastic

surgery. And as such, I will be asking you to do a

variety of physical activities

while I watch and take notes.

That''s it? We''re not going to get physical?

There will be some examinations, but i will deal

with each of you retain your privacy. I assure you it will

be nothing painful.

And it''s just for the weekend?

Yes. and i will owe you the balance on monday.

So do not worry your pretty little heads.

You know, it''s something of an honor to meet you.

Only ''something'' of an honor?

Your husband, Jeffery Franks.. Was..

My late husband

Your late husband was something of a scientific

hero to me.

I helped him in all his research. And I am a surgeon

of some renown.

Of course. A plastic surgeon. From Beverly Hills.

Where else would the best and most innovative practice be?

Where the money is, dear boy.

Dude, chill out.

Sorry. Didn''

t mean for it to sound negative.

Oh yes you did. But impudence is to be expected

from youth. As is being poor, ignorant and lacking social

grace. But I am glad you excepted my invitation.

I''ve spoken to your professors. They seem to think

you hold a great deal of promise.

I suppose we have to see this weekend.

I suppose we will.

Anyway, please make your self at home. I only ask that you

do not step in the back building.. That is where my

lab is and that is where i conduct my work..

Ahh.. What about your bedroom?

Oh, , you are the naughty boy, Rich..

You know what''s on my mind.

I will.

Come on boy's I really need you to try your best.

Really dig deep.

Dan, you''re very strong. I assumed Spencer would do

the best at the strength portion of the tests.

Oh, very nice recovery, Spencer. I appreciate your

dedication to the physical.

Very Nice..

And how are you doing?

Very Nice..

Nice work, Rich. Though your mind seems to be other places.

Oh, Andy, Andy I had really hoped you show more

positive attributes..

Well done Matt. I never expected you were to

be quite that flexible.

Ok Boy''s common let''s stretch, I really like to see

you stretch deeply . .

Hmm..

This is your last test... this morning. I have a whole

battery of other tests for you this afternoon.

I can''t believe it... split times are all over the place.

And with what you told me earlier...

Wait who told you what?

Nothing, I''m sure it was just venting. No worry's.

It''s not a contest, boys.

So, which one of us is doing better?

She just said it wasn'nt a contest.

Shut up, egghead.. Nobody was talking to you!

Fine. Be stupid.

What''d you say to me?

So you mean to tell me these assholes are beating me at

this?

I never implied...

Dude, you need to chill.

That''s right Andy, you tell him.

What, I didn''t say anything...

Shut you piehole, nerd.

Lay off him.

Aggressive tendencies instigated..

Be careful, boys... no one likes bruised merchandise...

I''m so disappointed in all of you. And I might add I

considered releasing you from my research with out

further money.

But, boys will be boys I always thought my

late husband could use a little vinegar...

but we''ll fix that... In the mean time, I''ve set up

a triage center in the kitchen.

You may show up one at a time.

I thought you had your own lab in the mansion.

I do. But as I made clear, it''s for the research not

patching up a bunch of overeager chuckleheads.

You can come in first.

Hey! You ruin this for us, I''m going to hurt you.

Go ahead, jerkwad. I hope she probes you to find out why

you''re such a pain in the ass.

Is that a dry fusion laser?

Yes,Would you like to see how it works?

Yes. Please.

Ah, You''ve got a wound on the back of your head.

Yep..

It''s going to need stitches.

Nope. It''s not.

I know you have very little respect for me, Matt.

But I hope to earn your respect by the end

of the weekend..

Done?

Done?

What''s this?

You won''t have a scar, should you ever choose to

shave your head.

Let's see!

You ha

ve no other cranial injuries. In fact, your

brain is very impressive. I look forward to a meeting of

the minds later

...thanks...

So, are you still gonna pay us... because I could really

use this money.

Ahh ha..

Oh..

Despite your recreational drugs use , your brain is

realy healthy. It seem's like your spatially inclined.

Um, if that means I''m handy, then yeah. And that''s cool

about my brain.

Ahh ... Cool... So you are going to continue with

my research... Im just going to avoid any of your

critical thinking centers.

Cool. Thanks.

Mhmm. Your aggressive, sociopathic tendencies are

nearly off the chart.

Mhmm. Thanks.

Ahhaa...

Wow, Properly harnessed, these could be really beneficial.

You know it. So uh how''s my shoulder, doc?

Oh, It''ll be fine.

So, I was thinking...

Hhmm..

Ohh. Nope, you weren''t. Say

s right here on the scanner.

Hhmm..

You have so many unused portions of your brain.

That could prove very useful.

You Know .. My leg hurts a little...

Umm, Ya.. I''m going need to take a samples of your

brain tissue later, if you don''t mind.

OK. Oh

, as far as your leg goes, I fixed the wound. But i would

stay away from fighting Rich in the future. He''s a biter.

Sounds good to me!!

Ohhh,...

What is it?

Your steroid use started in high school?

What''s it to you?

how many concussions do you think you have had while

playing football?

I don''t know... 10

You know, I hoped your unparalleled work ethic and

physical coordination would would be the cornerstone of my

research...

But your brain is swiss cheese.

What do you mean?

Tapioca. I''m surprised you can breathe and walk at the

same time...

OK, You don''t know what you''re talking about.

Eleven!

What?

You have had at least Eleven! concussions.

Your body is your temple... but you have treated the

penthouse like a men''s room truck stop!

How can you guys just sit in here after everything that

happened earlier?

Poppa''s gotta soak.

Dude, it happens. Don''t stress out. Victoria fixed us

right up.

And you didn''t find that a little weird...

What?

I don''t know... I''ve never seen anything like the

gadgets she used before.

Ka.. Have you ever seen the Earth?

What?

You know, the whole Earth, like from space?

No..

But it exists, Right.

Ya.. Se

e.. So there. Stuff exists you didn''t know exists,

because that's the way the world works, man.

She wants to get a sample of my brain tissue.

I think you should totally let her. It''s good manners.

Ohh and uhh, Sorry I bit you by the way. I thought you

were somebody else.

I had everything in hand, all the firing synapses at my

disposal; all with complimentary attributes...

But this one...

Don''t worry, this moves the timeline forward, just a

little but we will have all the tools we need.

Hey, Victoria, care to join us? The water''s great...

and a so am I.

I do like an aggressive man, but it''s easy to come by...

psychologically speaking.

I don''t get it.

Ohh, I know. Suffice to say your particular attributes are

like fast food, abundant and interchangeable.

I got it in spades, darling.

I know. That''s what I said.

Dan, Would you come with me?

You don''t need a drug test right now, do you?

Cause I''d fail...

No. I

just need to pick your brain a little.

OK.

Hey.

!! What about me?

Oh You''ll get your turn, Rich. Trust me.

Ya Victoria, You''ll be getting all the, Richman..

...yes, I know... I know that, I''m keeping it together...

yes, she used the dry fusion laser and she had some other

non-invasive diagnostic instrument with her too...

yeah, I thought you''d like that. Look you will get every

thing you asked for.. But the price is double.

...Whatever, look you want the tech, you got to pay.

I gotta go. I''ll let you know when I''m out.

Matt. I''ll be with you shortly. I would like to ease

your mind about a couple of things.

Hey dude!!

Come on... make this easy on me...

Oh, hey..

Hey!! I need you to come with me.

Sure...

And if you do everything I tell you.

You won''t feel a thing.

Um...

It''s for science.

Ohh, Ok i guess..

Yaaa.

Yes. It's going to be a variation on the diagnostic

laser only this one is going to bisect your brain

into millions of reusable, retrainable synapse pairs.

Is this like on ''Star Trek,'' when they fix Spock''s brain?

Noo, You are going to be a lot of useless data, Arn't you?

I will, I promise. Thanks.

Wow, It''s so dark in here...

Don''t you worry about that...

Where's all the other's?

Uhhh,, Don''t know. As l

ong as no one''s banging Victoria.

Doctor Cougar is mine.

Don''t you see there''s

something else going on here?

Something she''s not telling us?

Dude, she''s old and lonely and lives in a house the size of a

city block. I''m sure the others found the game room or

nerdling found the office with all the books in it.

What office?

Downstairs hallway

Turn left instead of right. The door has

a lock, but someone broke it hoping to steal some

pharmaceuticals...

or at least that''s what I think the motive would be if

it were me.

Just watch your back...

You need to try some of Dan''s weed... That''s what

you need to do.

Alright, Victoria, time to get physical with the

Rich-man.

This is it... Dr. Jeffrey Franks office...

Jeffrey Franks journal...

This is it...

I''m ready for my physical, Doctor.

Actually, I was a little flattered by that contest you

and Spencer put together..

He told you about that?

No, Dan did actually... in a manner of speaking.

Oh, that guy, his mind is a terrible thing to waste...

You know i didnt find His mind wasn''t wasted at all.

I must admit..

So... did Spencer win the bet?

Ohh.. I wouldn''t let Spencer touch me in any way,

shape or form.

Ahh, What about me?

Rich. You''re going to be easy to take apart.

Now we''re talking

Why dont you close your eyes...

This isn''t going to hurt, is it Doctor?

Actually, it probably will.

This can''t be real.

Oh, it''s very real.

Jeffrey didn''t think his theories should be put into

practice. He said the cost was too great.

You made... a monster...?

I created life where there was none. In an image of my

choosing.

That''s not possible...

Neither is cold fusion laser, Neither is any one of the

other half-dozen devices I''ve invented to ensure my

creation thrives.

I don''t believe it.

You believed it so much that you came here to try to steal

my technology. Who sent you? Massive Dynamic? Miskatonic

Tech? How much did they pay you? I assure you.

It was not enough!!

I... I don''t...

Ohh.. Speechless. Finally...

Rise, Rocky!

Rise !!

Rise !!

What... is this?

It''s my creation.

You created this... thing?

Oh you must admit. He is attractive by any standard.

He will be my equal in every way. My child

My companion.

But, it''s brain?

You re

ad Jeffrey''s journal. You know what he was referring

to. Neural infusion techniques, temporal mapping,

cranial reassignment... He will have his own personality,

His own thoughts, his own... Soul.

That''s impossible.

Certainly, right now. I need another dose of infusion of

preexisting brain matter to complete the process.

Whose brain...

Rocky...

...Mother...

You will be my perfect man. My perfect companion.

What?... I told you, I''ve had more important things to do.

Well, if the board wants to fire me, so be it. I quit.

Idiots... They''ll be sorry...

Rocky!

Rocky, honey, are you OK?

I''m fine.

We''re fine...

Come back to bed, honey. I have a few more

things to teach you.

What is it? Did you have more dreams? That will happen. Or

more memories; that will take time to process... But we''ll

build your history soon enough.

I know who I am. I am your creation. Made out of parts

from men you found through your plastic surgery practice.

And my brain is made up from the attributes of the men you

hired to provide me with life.

Your self-awareness is such a big step, Rocky. Soon, we''ll

be able to work together, research together...

and your skills will be unmatched, because I gave

yo so many...

She did this to us.

I don''t like it.

She murdered us all.

You made me perfect. To continue your husbands

research...

Our research...

Ya, we will be perfect together...

She''s not going to get away with this, is she?

Let''s throw her off the roof and be done with it...

Perhaps if made her as perfect as her creation...

Made some improvements, peel away the years, so to speak.

We may make some mistakes along the way... we wouldn''t

want her to be ugly, would we?

What are you thinking, my love?

Holy Malibu swank, this place is nice...