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No, and that's fine. How many times are we going to go through this?

Please, I really want a cat. They're so cute.

Really? Yes.

Pets require a lot of work.

You've got to take care of them. They can be so demanding.

You've got to feed them. You've got to take them to the vet. I'll tell you

something else.

They're really just a money pit.

I mean, that's not true. There's so many benefits to having a cat. They're cute.

They boost morale.

They make people happy.

Honestly, I'm not buying that.

Well, okay.

What if I show you that having a cat would be a really good beneficial thing?

Yeah. What about it?

Would you maybe consider getting a cat?

I guess maybe.

Perfect. Is that a deal?

I'll make a deal if you promise to stop bothering me.

What the fuck?

Meow. What is this?

Meow.

Sweetie, this is getting ridiculous.

Well, I'm showing you how good it is to have a cat.

Oh, God.

Really? Mm-hmm.

You're really into this cat thing, aren't you?

Yeah.

hehehehe

Meow Meow

Oh, my God. What is this?

Meow. What are you doing in there?

Meow.

Let's get you out of here. Oh, my God.

This is going too far.

Really, you need to get out of there.

Ow!

You know what? I've had enough. You can just be the cat. I've had enough.

Worst stepdad ever.

Sweetie, this has really gone too far.

What?

I can't believe this.

Yeah.

Are you, like, giving yourself a cat bath?

Yeah.

That's really cute, you know, but this has got to stop.

Really?

Oh, cat grooming?

Really?

No.

What is this?

Stop this!

No, no, this has gone too far. You've got to cut this out.

Yeah.

Really? Is that all you can say now?

Yeah.

All right. I guess you really are a cat then, huh?

All right. Well, if you're going to be a cat, then I'm going to treat you like a

cat. All right. So that's enough of this.

That's for sure.

Yeah.

I've got an idea.

Okay.

You're a kitty kitty kitty.

There you go.

Yeah. How do you like being a cat now?

Meow. You like that, don't you?

We'll go get a kitty kitty.

You're really getting into this.

You like this, don't you?

Meow.

I've got another one for you because I know that all cats like lasers.

Okay, here we go.

Let's see here.

Oops. There we go.

Yeah, you like that.

Yeah.

Right?

Good kitty cat.

Okay, this is actually kind of fun here.

Just follow the laser.

You got it.

Careful,

sweetie. There's a snake in there.

Meow.

You know what?

I've got one last thing for you.

And it's not the laser.

Yeah, sweetie.

I'm sorry.

You know, hey, I was actually starting to really like this cat idea.

That's a good kitty.

So that's a yes?

No, I'm not saying that's a yes. I think I need a little bit more convincing.

Oh, and by the way, cats don't talk.

Meow.

Oh,

that's a good kitty.

I'm really starting to love this cat.

Don't look at me with those cat eyes.

There we go.

Oh,

look

at that when you see that cat tongue.

Just like a kitty cat.

That's a good kitty cat.

How do you like that cat toy?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah,

just like that.

Just like that.

I'm really starting to like cats.

That's a good kitty cat.

Yeah. Yeah,

you

stay just like that. You stay just like that.

There you go.

Oh, just like that. Good kitty cat.

Oh my God, that pussy is good.

How does that feel?

So good.

I think it's my new favorite treat.

Yeah?

Can I get a meow?

Meow. Yeah, that's my kitty cat.

She is so wet, oh my god.

There you go, your favorite, your second favorite toy.

Follow it over there.

God bless.

I'm kidding.

oh my god that kitty was super rough

That's it, little girl.

Yeah, play with that kitty.

Play with that kitty.

That's a good kitty cat.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go. Oh, fuck.

You stay right here, kitty cat.

Yeah.

I could get used to this pussy.

There we go.

There we go.

Amen.

Oh, meow for me, kitty.

Meow. You mean kitty meow.

Meow.

Thank you.

You make no fucking sense.

I'm going to give you my comment.

Thank you, Daddy.

Thank you, Kitty Kat.