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I'm going

to let

you in on a little secret.

Yeah...

We'll be glad to take in refugees.

Okay, you guys, knock it off, huh?

Let's bag some Z's.

Somebody shoot out the light.

Let's rustle eyeballs.

Forget it.

We've just constructed the walls of Jericho.

I hope one of those guys can play

a trumpet.

Let's sneak across the board.

You win some, you lose some.

Do you believe this?

Yeah, let's move!

Come on, girls!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hey, dig the Queen Mary!

Yeah.

Now, Deadhead, don't notice those things, and you

won't miss anything.

Come on, let's hit it.

Ah, this

is the life, huh, Dee Dee?

The sun and the surf, this is it.

Why don't you send them back to the

reservation?

The other Braves might get lonesome.

Yeah.

Hey, chicks, beat Big Split.

Bring back hot dog, cold drink from wars.

Hug, go, split.

Anything you say.

Man, how do you stand it?

Stand what?

Being the greatest, how do you stand it?

I never thought about it that way.

How do I stand it?

Oh, child.

I'll let you in on it, Dee Dee.

There's a monkey on my back.

I'm hooked.

I'll tell the world you are.

Let me tell you.

Now, listen.

Take a look at those waves out there.

Squint that surf, Dee Dee.

They keep rolling in like they're on a

belt.

Five feet, six feet, maybe 15, maybe 20.

When you stand on the point of them,

when you get on that step, boy, you

know there's nothing out there but you, the

sea, the sky.

So mixed up, the whole world turns over

bright inside.

You make it sound good.

That ain't all of it.

I think about it sometimes.

I think that out there, I mean, farther

out than that big white boat, there's a

wave building.

Maybe it's 40 feet up to the crest.

Maybe 80.

That wave is in your head.

You know...

You know, that's the trouble with girls.

Girls don't fly.

Frankie, even a seagull's got to come down

to Earth sometime.

Not me, Dee Dee.

Not until the wings fall off.

Frankie!

Yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

That's a lot, animal.

Remind me never to send you for hot

coffee.

Gee...

Anyone for Dramamine?

Are you sick, Dee Dee?

Only because I don't have wings, Deadhead.

Huh?

Forget it.

Here, Dee Dee.

Oh, Johnny, thank you.

No, that's really sweet.

Frankie never does anything for me.

He's always too busy thinking about 80-foot

waves.

80-foot waves?

Wham!

Wham!

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha, ha, ha!

Here they come, Muscles Anonymous!

Yes!

The horses are on the track.

Ha, ha, ha!

Isn't this ridiculous?

Do you believe that?

Well, at least they know how to treat

their women.

Yeah, yeah.

Are you all right, Jack Fanny?

Oh!

Oh!

Sorry, Jack Fanny.

Stand tall.

Look smart.

Come on.

Tall and straight.

Straighter and taller.

Today is the day of the latissimus dorsi.

We will give...

Hey, man, that creep's on my blanket.

Yeah, let's get him off.

Don't forget to say please.

Are you kidding, man?

I'm not afraid of those muscle-bound jerks.

Yeah, they're not for real anyway.

The latissimus...

is, uh...

here.

Harry!

I may need your help.

Sorry.

Harry, you're on his blanket.

You made me fall.

What's my blanket?

It was in my way.

What was in your way?

Well, now, wait a second, Odette.

I mean, nobody invited you and your muscle

farm to cut in here.

You live there?

That's right.

We live over there.

Well, I know that.

I got an idea.

You stay on your side of the beach,

and we'll stay on ours.

Oh, man, the beach is public.

I think it's for everybody.

I don't think I made myself clear.

Him.

Him what?

Hey, Johnny!

That's a cuckoo way to travel.

Next time, try the train.

Frankie!

Hey!

Come on!

See that line?

Yeah.

Well, that side of the beach is yours,

and this side is mine.

Get it?

I get it.

That's the double line.

Cross it, and you run into oncoming traffic.

Right?

Right.

Yeah.

Did I do that?

Yeah.

What's so funny?

Always said you'd make headlines.

Hmph!

What?

Are you nuts?

I said a 26-story building, not 25.

Enter!

Well, I want to have a 26-story

building.

They never have a 13th floor.

I want a 13th floor.

I like the 13th floor.

All right, have a 13th floor, but it's

very unlucky.

Not if it's rented.

Italy coming through.

Italy.

Hello?

Yeah, Gino.

Yeah, this is Essie.

Look, yeah, weather is beautiful.

Yeah, nice trip.

Listen to me.

Buy Sicily.

What?

Okay.

You buy half of Sicily.

Let Sinatra have the other half.

All right.

It's a nice place to put up tract

homes.

Well, Essie, I went ahead just as you

wanted.

I've checked it all out.

They're out there, all of them, especially him.

That big one.

You want me to wake the Contessa?

No, I'll take care of that.

Essie, do you think you're really doing the

right thing?

Of course I'm doing the right thing.

I always do the right thing.

Now, she's been moping around in that cabin

ever since we lost that flamenco dancer off

the coast of Gibraltar.

I had a promise or something.

I think that girl's had too much.

Theodore, you're a lawyer.

What do you know about beautiful, lonely women?

I know that girl hasn't been alone for

two weeks since she was 18 years old.

You're stuffy.

Yes.

I want you to put up a space

needle in Iowa.

Now, Essie, all we own out in Iowa

are cornfields.

Stick a space needle right in the middle

of the corn.

Give the corn a little class.

Now, scout around.

When you hear something, you let me know,

right?

Mr. Matz, Madrid calling.

Cancel Spain.

We've got to leave something for somebody else.

Julie.

Julie, it's day.

Coffee.

Coffee.

Julie.

Julie.

What kind of a day did you make

for me, Essie?

You just bought Sicily.

Do I want Sicily?

Who doesn't?

How to give half to a singer.

You're building a space needle in Iowa.

I wish your father were alive to see

space from a needle and you say, uh

-uh.

Julie, you're one of the giants.

You build skyscrapers, hotels, whole cities.

It's boring.

Boring?

Whole cities?

Julie, where would people live?

Enter.

Good morning, Fairchild.

Good morning, Contessa.

Goodbye, Fairchild.

I don't know, Julie.

Sometimes you don't act like the daughter of

big Rocky Valenti.

My name is not Valenti.

My name is Giuliana Giotto Porgini.

I am a Contessa.

Giotto Porgini.

You get married so you can have a

name like a foreign car.

I like my name.

It's sexy.

Only when you say it.

Essie, you have no respect.

You know I'm a widow.

Pardon me.

I didn't notice that you're wearing black.

Thank you.

Essie, do you have any news?

Yeah, we found him.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, but I think it's ridiculous falling in

love with a picture in a magazine.

All right.

Put some clothes on.

I'll meet you on deck in about five

minutes.

All right.

Thank you.

Giotto, I'm going to need somebody over there

to look after things, and you are it.

I'll hate it.

What is there to hate?

Beautiful beach, healthy kids.

They don't look too bad.

Hey, Candy's going to start.

Watch her, watch her.

Wow.

Come on, Candy.

There she goes.

Boy, I'm glad I'm not out there riding

the curl.

Once Candy gets started, it's all over.

Wow, that gal's got power.

Look at over there.

How about that?

She would knock me 20 feet.

All mussels are beautiful.

The latissimus is beautiful, too, because it's a

mussel.

Do you understand?

I have a question.

Later.

You like it, huh?

Get me over there.

He's a giant.

He needs a keeper.

I'll keep him.

Come on, Nancy.

Hey, you, move that boat.

We want to get out to the chopper.

To make the mussels beautiful, you

must always have beautiful mussels.

Beautiful mussels build up a guy's beauty, and

the basis of the latissimus is to bring

out the beauty in the spinal column of

the rib cage.

That's why it's called Beauty Latissimus Dorsey Spinal

Column Rib Cage.

He's even more gorgeous than in the photos.

Nobody long will cut off their heads.

I'm not interested in their heads.

Will you please land?

Land where?

I don't care.

Just ask.

Anywhere.

Just get me down.

Anywhere.

Land anywhere.

Will you hold it?

This is one crazy beach.

You can say that again.

Man, this is one crazy beach.

What are you trying to do?

Kill my boys?

Not exactly.

Who are you?

Tangerine Jack Fanny.

Ah, he's Jack Fanny.

I would keep that quiet.

Hey, wait a second.

Hey, wait a minute.

She come 5,000 miles to get a

look at that beast in the flesh.

Relax.

Let her take a good look, okay?

Come on, Jack Fanny.

What is

this?

You're looking at him like he's some prime

bull or something.

Quiet, will you?

She's concentrating.

On what?

Listen, I don't like the look in her

eye.

That's not a ladylike look.

She is not a lady.

She is a contessa.

And she's very rich, rich, rich.

Rich.

Yeah, huh?

Well, I own him.

We got a contract.

You own him?

This magnificently shaped, perfectly carved piece of human

real estate belongs to you?

How much?

Huh?

I mean, can I buy just him, or

do I have to take the whole set?

I want to be formally introduced.

Oh, sure, sure.

All right, boys.

Line up.

Stand tall.

Let's have a straight line.

Let's look real nice for the lady here.

Stand tall now.

Let's look wonderful.

This is Biff.

This is Rock.

This is Tug.

This is Rip.

This is Hulk.

This is Sulk.

And this is Claw.

Claw.

I made up all those names myself.

Wonderful.

Yourself.

Wonderful.

What's his name?

This?

This is Mr. Galaxy.

Flex Martian.

I made up that name, too.

Oh, I had a feeling that was one

of your names.

Flex Martian, this is the contessa, Giuliana Giotto

Borgini.

Julie, meet Flex.

Glad to meet you, Flex.

Nice to meet you, lady.

I don't know what's going on here.

But I don't think it's right for them

to be here.

You've got to understand that we have a

great deal of business to talk about.

You are so strong.

I'm the strongest.

And so handsome.

I'm the handsomest.

And so good.

Yes, ma'am.

I want to be alone with you.

Did you see this tricep?

I want to take you away with me.

The way I can make it ripple.

Right now.

I haven't had my lunch.

I feed you.

Yeah, yeah, you want him bigger than Mr.

Galaxy.

What's bigger than a galaxy?

Think of something.

Yeah, I'll think of something.

I'll have to show it to my partner.

What partner?

A silent partner.

Mr. Stringdower.

Mr. Stringdower?

Yeah.

He bends things.

We are taking Flex back for lunch.

Ta-ta.

Bring him back.

You've got to bring him back.

We'll bring him back as soon as we're

through with him.

Jack Banny.

Julie, there's no room in there for him

with us.

There's no room in there for him without

us.

Relax.

Flex thinks of everything.

You should have thought of another name for

yourself.

Come on.

Get in the chopper.

Lift it.

Lift it.

Flex, let go!

Flex, let go!

Don't go, Flex!

Don't let go, Flex!

Don't let go!

Oh, you beat that.

Yes, look at him, and he doesn't even

have wings.

Hey, Flex!

Come back!

Come back for supper!

Have a nice lunch.

Man, I wish I could find a drummer

who could swing like that.

Surf's up!

Surf's up!

Surf's up!

Surf's up!

Oh, Frankie, that air.

Yeah, warm.

Warm like somebody's arms around you.

You got a funny face.

It's the way I comb my hair.

Funny mouth.

You're not laughing.

I don't feel like it.

Oh, come on, honey.

Everything's going great.

What's the matter now?

I've been thinking.

It's a great way to ruin an evening.

That's just it.

Relax.

Take it easy.

Let the whole world slide.

Frankie, you've got so much going for you,

and you're just wasting it.

I'm happy, you two.

That's not enough.

You should be doing something more, like making

your life count for something besides the next

big wave.

Look, honey, I don't want to go through

that again.

Well, I do.

Now, wait a second.

Wait, you're beginning to sound like something more

than just my girl, like you're wanting to

slip the handcuffs on.

You mean like your wife?

Oh, you said it.

I didn't.

You always cop out.

Sure I cop out.

I'm too young to die.

Frankie, I'm talking about a house, not a

coffin.

Oh, sure.

Time payment city.

Iceboxes and TV.

A family with kids.

Two-car garage and bill.

Being together.

Being in hock, working eight to five.

Look, honey, look, the beach is free, and

the sky goes straight on up, and your

life is your own.

Now, isn't that enough?

No, it isn't.

Well, it is for me.

Look, this is the way I want it.

I want it easy, and I want it

free.

I want it without the ropes, squares, bills,

or bombs.

This is my world because I don't ask

anything of it.

That's just it.

All you ever do is take.

I only take what's free.

Now, you swing with me on that, or

you don't swing at all.

Now, cool it, Deedee.

I want to hit the surf.

A boy needs a girl That he can

count on A boy needs a girl That

he can love He needs a girl who'll

share His love with tender care Oh, she's

the girl he's dreaming of A girl needs

a boy Her own special boy A boy

to love her more Each day A boy

needs a girl His own little girl So

please believe me when I say A girl

needs a boy And I need you A

boy needs a girl Can't you see?

I offer you my heart Oh, won't you

take my heart And say you're the boy

for me?

Now, do

you understand all of this?

Let's go over the last part again.

Very well.

And furthermore, for various sundries and gratuities and

exclusive of paragraph 2AC, the party of the

second part, that is us, gets legal rights

and custody to Biff, Rock, Riff, Tug, Hulk,

Sulk and Clod and, uh, all accessories, including

Mr. Galaxy.

I'm worried about him.

Why ain't he back yet?

He'll be back.

She's never lost one yet.

All right.

Now, you say I get my name on

all the gyms?

All 273 of them.

On the Jack Fanny enriched whole-wheat germ

bread?

Every slice in the shape of Flex Marshall.

I should talk to Mr. Strangdower.

Must that?

I talk to him about everything.

He bends things.

Oh, Mr. Fanny, please, just sign here, please.

Let's go over it again.

Again?

We've already been over it five times.

Yeah.

But I like the part about the gyms.

With my name.

Very well.

Just once more, and furthermore for various sundries

and gratuities.

Okay, big boy, you're home.

Sorry about that.

I know it's early, but I've already missed

my wheat germ once today.

Oh, I understand, Flex.

Wheat germ helps to make the muscles hard.

Did you happen to notice my rhomboideus majors?

How could I have missed it?

Wheat germ.

Good old wheat germ.

I'll pick some up for you in the

morning.

Flex!

Flex!

Where you been?

It's almost 10.

You should have been buried by an hour

ago.

Oh, he was with me.

I was with her.

They were with each other.

You got the picture?

I can spell.

Flex, go inside.

There's some hot mush on the table for

you.

Good night, Julie.

And the mush.

Get the hot mush, boy.

Mush!

There, big boy.

He hasn't signed the papers yet.

What happened?

He reads kind of funny.

We have a language barrier.

English.

I think I'll take a walk.

Yeah, why don't you do that?

We're going to hammer out some things anyway.

Look, let's put our cards on the table.

I don't want to take advantage of you,

Jack Fanny.

However...

A boy

needs a girl he can count on.

A boy needs...

He needs a girl who'll share his love

with tender care.

And, oh, she's the girl he's dreaming of.

A girl needs a boy she can cling

to.

A girl needs a boy she can love.

She needs him by her side so she

can turn with pride and say he's the

boy she's dreaming of.

A boy needs a girl, his own little

girl.

A girl to love him more each day.

A girl needs a boy, her own special

boy.

So please believe me when I say...

A boy needs a girl and I need

you.

A girl needs a boy, can't you see?

I offer you my heart.

Oh, won't you take my heart and say

you're the girl for me?

That was nice.

Hello.

Hi.

Mind if I share your beach?

Be my guest.

Do you live here?

When I can.

How is Mr. Muscles?

Did you bring him back alive?

He's alive, all right.

It's funny.

No matter where you are, water and sky

always look the same.

Big and sad when the moon comes up.

What's your name?

Frankie.

You're cute.

It's the way I comb my hair.

My name is Julie.

You know, when you sang, you gave me

a very funny feeling.

Julie's a nice name.

It's really Juliana.

It's a nice name, too.

You move fast.

Do you mind?

Yeah.

When there are moves to be made, I

want to make them.

I don't like to wait.

I had that feeling.

You're not like anyone I've ever met.

Maybe you're lucky.

I don't think so.

Hi, Didi.

Do you remember her?

Her name is Julie.

I remember her, the bride of Godzilla.

Didi, she just sat down...

What's the matter?

Did you run out of muscle?

No, it's just that he looks so sad,

like a lost puppy.

Maybe you didn't notice his license.

I didn't even notice his leash.

No, wait a second.

No, no, wait.

Now, look, this is a public beach.

I have just one question.

Did you kiss him because he's lovable or

because he's the only man on the beach?

Because he looked hungry.

His last meal obviously didn't satisfy him.

Oh, it's a good thing you happened along.

I'm sure you could cater supper for an

entire army.

Now, that's in bad taste.

Oh, no.

One man at a time.

I like to be a devoted chef.

But right now you're serving a lot of

free meals.

Sort of a one-woman bread line.

Oh, that's smart.

I can afford it.

Then he must be one of your charity

cases.

Now, wait a second.

Now, hold it.

Look, the football would like to say something.

Well, I'm not through.

Figures.

As the man said, this is a public

beach and we're supposed to keep it clean.

Now, that's really in bad taste.

Then perhaps you better leave.

Very good.

I plan to.

Oh, no, don't quit now, Didi.

I think you're ahead.

Okay, how's this for a closer?

Does it hurt?

Yeah.

I am sorry I said those things to

her.

I'm sorry she started it.

She really didn't mean to.

Now, where are you going?

Oh, I have a lot of arrangements to

make.

You see, I think I'm going to be

in love with someone.

And you have to arrange that?

Oh, yes.

Especially if that someone is going to be

you.

I don't deserve such happiness.

Now, you got it?

I got it.

I got it.

But about Flex, he's got to win something

bigger than Mr. Galaxy.

That or no deal.

He'll win.

He'll win.

I don't know what, but he'll win.

How could you be sure?

The contestant will be the judge.

He'll win because he's strong.

That's it.

That's right.

Here, go ahead.

Just sign here.

Now, tonight you'll have a good night's sleep.

I ain't tired.

Lift something heavy.

Jack, it's a pleasure to do business with

a fanny like you.

Thank you.

Essie!

Essie!

Essie, I am in love.

Yeah, I know.

I just made the deal.

We now own 17 Kongs.

Oh, I don't want them now.

Couldn't you sell them to a zoo?

You don't want them now.

Julie, what have you been up to?

I met a boy.

You met a boy?

She met a boy on a deserted beach

in the middle of the night.

You met a boy.

Julie, you've got a talent.

Oh, he's handsome and young and he sings

like an angel.

He's a choir boy.

She met a choir boy.

No, silly.

He's all grown up.

Come on, let's go.

We have to make all new plans.

But, Essie, what about them?

The old supermen?

Julie, we've got signed contracts.

Who cares?

It's expensive.

But I found someone to love.

Isn't that what you wanted?

Yeah, but I have a feeling it's another

one of those love now, pay later plans.

Essie.

Theodore.

You handle the muscle bunch.

Work on them.

Maybe you can save something.

You never let me down.

I hope no one ever does.

But, but, but, but, but.

No buts!

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Hello.

Hello.

Igor?

Mr. Stringdower there?

Mr. Stringdower?

It's like I said.

Jim's all over the country.

Our own bread.

A TV series with her money.

You like that, huh, Mr. Stringdower?

We'll make millions.

But what's more important, we'll be able to

give the whole world a word.

Strength, Mr. Stringdower.

Strength.

Everybody will think strength.

But not only that, but with Flex.

They promised to make him bigger than Mr.

Galaxy.

Bigger, Mr. Stringdower.

I can hear Mr. Stringdower.

Hey, that's them.

Look smart, okay?

Stand up tall, man.

Come on.

Taller.

Stand smart.

Stand tall.

Stand smarter and taller.

That's what I want.

Hi.

Hey.

Here we are.

Where are you going?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, here we are.

Hi, Jack Fanny.

Gosh sakes.

Howdy-da.

Hey, where are they going in the kid's

house?

How do I know?

Maybe they got lost or something.

There they are.

Okay, you guys, get ready.

Come on, stand tall.

Hi.

Hey.

Over here.

Flex.

You guys, back in the house.

Hi, guess you didn't see us over there.

Mr. Stringdower said the deal is set.

Great.

Then we're ready to start.

Wrong.

Wrong.

You promised to make me a Mr. Something

right away.

Working on it.

Julie, what about me?

You haven't said a word to me.

You only say something to this mountain, will

you, for heaven's sake?

I only have one thing to say to

you, Flex.

I'll never forget you.

How do you like that?

She's never going to forget you.

See that?

Wilbur, cap his place, please.

Yeah.

Let go!

Let go!

I think something happened.

I want my Julie back.

Forget about her, Flex.

We've got our deal.

Isn't that enough?

No.

I'm the only man in the world good

enough for her.

And if I don't get her back, I'm

going to do something vicious.

You'll get her back.

You'll get her back.

Jack Fanny will get to the bottom of

this.

Put me down before I get a nosebleed.

You know I'm a bleeder.

Put me down.

Hear ye, hear ye, water babies.

Now, what you've been waiting for.

Listen while I hover above you.

The king of the surf guitar, Dick Dale

and the Deltones.

You can have your girls and sell their

romances now.

On a wave as well, I'll take my

chance now.

When the surf is breaking, you know I'm

ready, girl.

Got no eyes for chicks and time for

a steady girl.

While the other guys talk to the chicks.

I'm at the beat and I'm going to

get my kicks.

I know a gal that'd make a real

great wife.

Guess who?

Uh, Bluebeard.

Wrong.

King Henry VIII.

Closer.

I was right the first time.

Oh, Dee Dee.

What's the matter?

Too much pizza give you heartburn?

Oh.

Don't they ever stop?

Let's start.

Come on.

Come on, Dee Dee.

Now, don't be like that.

Why shouldn't I still be mad?

Because you're wrong about what you thought and

it's not polite to hold a grudge.

Well, I'll hold it as long as I

want.

Look, wouldn't you rather dance, huh?

Besides, a boy needs a girl he can

count on.

Well, that's our trouble.

It's supposed to work the other way, too.

You know, if there was no music here,

this place would be raided.

What?

There he is.

The one with the pretty brunette.

You mean he's the one?

I sure hope he sings better than he

dances.

Wait until you hear him.

All right, good squares.

Take a seat.

What?

Who?

Who said that?

We're here.

Me.

I said that.

Up here.

What is that?

I don't know, but I'm glad it's in

a cage.

Wait a second.

I'll come right down.

I don't get a chance to talk to

real people very often.

Be careful.

You can't reach out.

It's me, Cappy.

I own this joint.

What are those guys doing over there with

that box?

What's that, a bomb or something?

Relax.

It's recording equipment.

We want to make a recording.

100, 150, 200.

What kind of recording?

A recording of him.

Who him?

Him, that wild waltzer.

Oh, you mean Frankie?

The mob?

Is that how they call him?

That's what I call him.

As a matter of fact, I don't listen

to anything that goes on around here.

I'll show you how I work it.

Ah, peace, quiet, heaven, bliss.

Cappy, I'd like to talk to you for

a minute.

Ah, silence.

Beautiful silence.

Do you know what this place is?

This is a nut house.

And you know who's running it?

The nuts.

The nuts are running it here.

I think it's fun.

Yeah!

Oh, what was that?

Man, I'm

feeling it, but I don't believe it.

Do you feel anything?

I think it only works on man.

Well, that's just impossible.

Come here.

Any questions now?

No.

Boy, that chick's really got the power.

Must have something to do with fourth dimension

or something.

She looks like she's moving somewhere else.

Hey, what were you saying before she flattened

you?

How come you're in there protected?

I'm out here getting bumped off.

Sanctuary.

Sanctuary?

Yeah, sanctuary from them.

I had to build this thing to protect

myself.

I used to have a beautiful Cappy's place.

Even more beautiful than this.

And they completely demolished it and pretty near

demolished me with it.

And on account of a stranger like you.

Hey, you're not one of those anthropologists or

explorers or something, are you?

Sex maniac, maybe.

I don't have any hobbies.

Well, I can't take any chances.

I'm telling you, Julie, this is a nut

house.

And that's the head nut up there.

I'm getting out of here.

Ah, not yet, Hessie.

Definitely not yet.

Now, don't start.

Julie, what are you doing here?

I'm here because I want to hear you

sing.

Sure, Caruso, go ahead and sing.

Now, Dee Dee, wait.

Wait a second, Dee Dee.

Thanks a lot.

Frankie, I really did come to hear you

sing.

Yeah, but...

Dickie.

All right.

Dick?

Yeah, Frank.

Hit it.

Start it up.

If you really want to swing, Cappy's is

the place to go.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

The band's working hard and the sax man's

starting to blow.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

So come on, little girl, let's really put

on a show.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

Hear the kids are clapping while the guitar's

wailing away.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

They're moving and they're grooving and they're yelling

for what I say.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

Yeah, the kids are now gonna go to

the break of day.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

Oh, running wild.

Everybody's gonna grab a jig now.

Yeah, running wild.

Everybody's gonna get their kicks now.

Yeah, the kids are now gonna go to

the break of day.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

Running wild.

Let's stick together cause that's the way I

want it to be.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

The more we dance now, the better you

look to me.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

When the party is over, there's a place

I want you to see.

Run, run, everybody's running wild.

Running wild.

Yeah, running wild.

Everybody's gonna grab a jig now.

Run, run, running wild.

Yeah, running wild.

Everybody's gonna get their kicks now.

Frank, you were marvelous.

Thank you, June.

Darling, I have a surprise for you.

See those men over there?

Yeah.

Your song is down on tape.

We're gonna make a record out of it.

A million copies, all on your own label.

And we're gonna give it to the world

and you're gonna be a sensation.

With my money and your talent, you're gonna

be a star, you're gonna be famous.

That does it.

Now you listen to me, Miss Moneybags.

If you think I'm gonna put up with

any more of this, you'd better wipe that

fuzzy little brain of yours clean.

Dee Dee.

You start peddling your pasta somewhere else right

now.

Because if you don't, I'm gonna send you

into orbit with a blast-off that'll make

Friendship 7 look like a wet firecracker.

Dee Dee.

You should do something about your temper.

Have you tried Miltown?

Julie, baby.

Flex.

What's going on around here?

Yeah, what's going on?

You, I wanna talk to you.

Will you please let me down?

But Julie.

We got a contract and you ain't backing

down.

I'm not, I'm not.

I'm gonna give you everything I promised.

But it's more than that.

She's hurt Flex's feelings.

Oh, she's mean.

Mean.

It's not that I don't like muscles anymore,

but I found something even more exciting.

Him.

You mean that little thing?

You heard her, Gargantua.

You mean you would trade Gargantua?

I mean Mr. Galaxy for that undernourished mouse?

Well, would you?

I sure would.

How about that?

Yeah, how about that?

You think we ain't got dignity?

We ain't got honor?

Flex for that mouse?

But we ain't standing for it.

And that can mean only one thing.

War!

Hey!

War!

War!

War!

No.

Okay, fellas, come on, we're ready.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Come on.

Yeah.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, fellas.

Everybody.

Surf's up!

Get those guys.

What are you guys waiting for?

Let's see you get out of this one.

He's all mine.

Oh, no.

I feel

something right here.

Do you really mean it?

Of course I do.

No, I mean about the records and all

that, but you know.

I mean everything I say to you.

Julie.

Julie, I don't know if I want that.

I mean, I've got everything going for me

right here.

I've got the surf, the sky and the

Bejah Day.

But Frankie, there is that and much more.

There is me.

Oh, wait.

You know, you're beautiful.

You really are.

Where do you go on that big boat?

Anywhere you like.

The islands.

Macao?

Macao, Tahiti.

Straight across to Australia.

Oh, I hear it rolls in Australia.

Oh, the surf comes in from miles off

the barrier reef.

The riders look like gulls skimming the crest

of the waves.

We'll be good for each other, Frankie.

Would we, Julie?

Oh, Frankie, I can show you so much.

I can open the world for you.

You'll see Tangiers in October and we'll cruise

the Greek islands in the summer and Paris

when the streets are wet with rain.

It's an 80-foot wave.

It's even higher than that.

How far does it ride?

As far as you want.

As far as I want.

Come along with me and we'll all have

some fun To a swingin' little beach shop

101 There's a new dance craze that they're

gonna teach The only place to learn is

down at Muscle Boobie Split, suck your biceps

and that's how it goes You turn your

head and strike a pose Do the mad

potatoes and you stick out your chest The

guys are lookin' good but the girls are

lookin' best Everybody do it now Move a

little muscle now Everybody kick the sand, come

on now Just like a muscle man Good

heavens, where are the mothers of America?

It's the latest dance that's goin' around And

if you can't cut it, you're muscle bound

Do the sloths and shuffle and you kick

up the sand Pick up your chicken, you're

a muscle, muscle man Split, suck your biceps

and that's how it goes You turn your

head and strike a pose Do the mad

potatoes and you stick out your chest The

guys are lookin' good but the girls are

lookin' best Everybody do it now Move a

little muscle now Look what they're doing now.

Yeah, they're doin' exercises.

They ain't doin' them good.

Exercises?

My trapezius.

You know what they're doing?

They're makin' fun of us.

That's it.

That's the last straw.

Everybody do it now Inside!

Inside!

Move a little muscle now Everybody kick the

sand Come on now Lift something heavy.

It helps me to think.

Crush them.

Not one of them, not two of them,

but all of them.

Crush them in our mighty fists Break them

into shattered little pieces Twist them like a

wet bathing suit Till they cry for mercy

Break their bones one by one Snap, snap

Crush their feet Gouge their eyes, wring their

necks Pull their hair, bite them Break their

glasses and everything Come in Good evening, gentlemen

And, accessories I believe we have some unfinished

business You?

Now, Mr. Fanny?

Now?

Now what?

Am I interrupting something?

No, no.

You're just the man I want to see.

Todd, put that thing down.

Down?

Yeah, on him.

You can't do this.

My little serpent woody Is the cleanest on

the street With a few injected Chrysler Now

she's really hard to beat Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa Serpent, serpent woody Those big

old JD Pistons With the brand new Vertex

Max Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it.

Hey, hey.

Loverboy's back.

Man, would you believe it?

One little record and a plan.

Yeah, we heard it before, huh?

It's not bad.

Not bad?

It's great.

Hey, look, I'm cutting everybody in.

I can see it now.

This summer, we all hit Makaha Straight down

the bonsai line, and it's all on me.

Yeah, yeah.

Sounds great.

I know your first one's gonna be a

record breaker, man So we might as well

start now.

Don't break mine.

I want to use mine for a skimboard.

All right, now hold it.

Now, come on, knock it off.

Look, Johnny, this has gone a little too

far.

What's the matter, Frankie?

If you've got something to say, you say

it straight out.

Okay.

You tell the contessa that we said thanks,

but no thanks.

You and that piece of pizza.

Cool it, Adam.

Look, Frankie, we've been doing some thinking.

Yeah, it sounds like it.

Whose brain's been using flex martian?

No, mine.

Figures.

Now, cut it, Frankie.

You better listen to me and listen good.

You want to play in the big time?

That's great.

But don't pull us in.

Don't do us any favors Because those waves

are too big.

You get wiped out, you swallow a lot

of salt water.

Not me, Johnny.

Not me.

I can ride it on top the whole

way.

That's cool.

But count us out.

You ride it alone, huh?

Solid gold surfboards don't float too well.

Come on, let's split.

We'll hoot that at Kathy's.

Yeah, come on.

Look, Frank, I...

I'm sorry, man, but I had to.

Look, Johnny, we...

It's okay.

Good luck with La Dolce Vita.

Frankie?

Frankie's down on the beach.

You probably missed him.

It's around the bend near the rocks down

there.

Then what are you doing up here?

I've had enough of moonlit beaches.

You don't sound as if you care.

If I sounded like I cared, would it

change anything?

Then you won't mind.

Mind what?

Frankie and I are going away together.

You are?

Yes.

Tonight.

Tonight.

Ciao.

You're not mad?

Mad?

You just don't have any idea how mad

I am.

But more than anything in this world, I

want Frankie to be happy.

And if this is what he wants, this

is what he can have.

Okay, swell.

Goodbye.

Julie.

Julie, that Frankie's a nice kid.

And he had a nice girl, too, until

you bit him.

That wasn't nice.

And what am I, Essie?

Just because I have too much money, I

can't be nice?

I can't love a nice boy?

I can't have what they have?

There's a difference, Julie.

There's people for people.

You don't fit with that kid, that's all.

I could learn.

No, but you can learn.

Hi, baby.

Hi, darling.

Hi, Essie.

Hi, baby.

Are you ready?

I'm always ready.

Then hurry.

I have such a marvelous trip planned.

Hey, I want to tell you all about

it, too.

I've heard already, Essie.

Yeah, but I want to tell you what

it's like.

Life with La Contessa.

Now, me, I got a lot of work

to do.

I manage her estate, I take care of

the hotels and things.

But you, you're really going to have the

life.

Right, Julie?

Right.

Just picture it, you're sitting on a boat

there, you have a drink, you get the

sun turned, you laugh a little.

Sounds great.

And at night, it's just you and Julie

alone under the stars.

Unless you go to the gambling casino.

Hey, Frank, how about that?

21, 21, chemin de fer, et la roulette,

et la balle blanche.

You like to gamble, Frank?

Well, I never had much to gamble with,

but I wouldn't mind.

Julie got plenty of money.

You wouldn't mind gambling with Julie's money, would

you?

She lets you keep the winnings, right, Julie?

Yes, but...

And she'll buy you clothes?

Anything you want.

Maybe a sports car, even.

I thought I was supposed to sing.

Oh, yes, darling, you are.

Julie, we'll buy him a nightclub.

How about that?

And we hire people, we pay them to

come in and sit down and to applaud.

Now, wait a second.

What you're saying is I'm going to live

off Julie.

Oh, please, darling, don't listen to him.

That's the wrong way to put it.

Let me put it this way, Frank.

You're a bird in a gilded cage, and

every once in a while she opens the

door and lets you out in a tooth.

You read the Wall Street Journal together.

Isn't that a pretty little picture?

No, no, I don't think it is.

Oh, darling, please don't listen to him.

It's not that way.

What he's going to be, you're going to

be my protégé.

Yeah, like she had four painters and she

had two musicians and she had a Spanish

dancer, one of them flamenco guys that screwed

himself into the ground and there was a

bullfighter while we were in Spain, she picked

him up, one of these guys with a

sword until a bull caught him right there

with a horn and they took him away

somewhere and she had one of these guys

with a chisel and a hammer.

You know, a sculptor?

They filled up the ship with marble and

we nearly sunk off Africa someplace like that

and she called them all protégés, but you

know what I call them?

Puppy dogs.

I see.

That's enough.

Frankie.

I don't know how to thank you.

You don't have to thank me.

It's part of my job.

Look, Julie, this time was very different.

This time someone could have gotten hurt, maybe

even you.

Now I'm hurt.

I love him, I see.

I really love him.

Now, children of the surf, do you think

there are seven wonders of the world?

Well, here's one.

Here's the eighth.

Little Stevie Wonder.

Come on, yeah, yeah.

Clap your hands.

Everybody come on, yeah, yeah.

Stomp your feet.

Get with the rhythm of Happy Street.

Cause that's my street, Happy Street.

It's my

street.

Let's just love it on Happy Street.

Cause that's my street, yeah, Happy Street.

Clap your

hands.

Now everybody come on, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Clap your hands.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Clap your hands.

Stomp your feet.

Get with the rhythm of Happy Street.

Cause that's my street, Happy Street.

Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah.

On Happy Street.

Yeah.

Johnny, get me out of here.

Now, Dee Dee, you're going to sit right

down here and listen.

I've got something to say.

Whatever it is, I don't want to hear

it.

You sit down and be quiet.

Now, listen, everybody.

I got something to say, and I want

to say it in front of all of

you.

How about bon voyage?

Yeah!

Now, wait a second.

I owe someone an apology, and I want

to say it in front of all of

you.

Aren't you a little late?

Yeah, why don't you go sing for yourself?

The surfing king is off and on the

go His surfboard's getting cold While he's digging

for gold Now, get over here.

I said hold it!

Now, look, you guys put me down pretty

good a while ago on the beach, and

I listened.

Now, you're gonna listen to me.

Dee Dee, I'm sorry.

I hope you can forgive me for what

almost happened.

You guys were right, and I was wrong.

The air was so thin up on that

big wave that I went a little stupid.

Well, I've come down to earth now, and

I realize...

Dee Dee, if it's not too late...

I love you.

And I guess nothing will ever change that.

Julie, I wanted to tell you back at

the house, but I suddenly thought I'd better

get down here in a hurry.

You see, I like you a lot, Julie.

But it's like Essie said.

It's people for people.

And it's also people for places.

This is my place, and these are my

people.

This is where I belong.

I wouldn't fit into your life.

That's why I'm here, Frankie.

To tell you I understand.

Maybe in another place at another time, things

might have been different.

They're gonna be different, starting right now.

Julie!

Jax!

He can't have you.

Now, wait a second.

You don't understand.

I understand everything.

Look, Danny, you're not gonna...

Help!

Theodore!

What are you doing up there?

Come right down this minute and help straighten

this out.

All right, fellas, put him down over there.

Help!

Help!

Theodore, you come down, this is gonna cost

you your job.

Help!

Help!

And that's the start.

Onward, men.

The war's begun.

Now, wait a minute, Danny.

Oh, yes, they are.

Break their bones.

Break them.

Break them in half.

Squeeze them.

Step on their eyes.

Now, jump their heads.

Stamp their necks.

Bring them like a wet bathing suit.

Destroy all of them.

Don't hurt your muscles.

Now, don't just lay there.

You get up and do something.

Help!

Watch yourself!

Don't do that!

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Fellas, please.

Come on, you guys.

I'm a bad influence on these kids.

Come on, Google.

Come on, Google.

Will you stop that?

You'll hurt somebody.

Get inside.

Oh, that was close.

Hey, use secret weapon.

Use it.

Dick Dale.

Play Dick Dale.

Dick Dale.

You don't aim good.

You got a weapon, but you're a bad

aimer.

Now, follow that sight.

The big one.

Get the big one.

Oh!

I'm upset, you guys.

Squeeze them.

Step on their eyes.

Now, jump their heads.

I'm telling you.

Break them.

Break them in half.

That wasn't nice.

Sorry.

Now, I lay me down to sleep.

Flex, watch it!

Now, stop that nonsense!

Stop that nonsense!

It's the

boss.

Mr. Stringdower.

You.

What are you doing here?

We've got them, Mr. Stringdower.

And we're going to crush them because they

hurt Flex's dignity.

You!

You!

You stoop to violence.

You forgot the code of the strongman.

Wait for me in my office.

I'll talk to you later.

I think the kid didn't hear me.

The painful one.

Now, put that kid down, you hear?

Gently!

Yes, Father.

Thank you, sir.

Don't I know you?

Well, you...

You might have seen my face quite often.

It just so happens that I'm the strongest

man in the world.

And you, you young creep, you're much too

young to look at girls, you hear me?

Come with me to the office.

Please, Papa, don't spank me.

Don't spank me.

Don't spank me, Papa.

Please don't spank me, Papa.

Do you believe that?

You know I love you.

I think you've said that before.

And I'm going to go right on saying

it.

I don't mind.

Hey, look who's here.

It's Deadhead!

Boy, he really went through that wall, didn't

he?

What wall?

Sit, Deadhead, sit.

He'll be all right.

Tomorrow we'll buy him a leash.

There's Julie's boat.

It's leaving.

Are you sorry?

I've got you.

That's all I ever want.

I hope I never see the likes of

them again.

Relax, Grumpy.

We're on our way.

Where are the mothers of America?

I'll miss them, Hessy.

I know.

But not for long.

Where to now, Julie?

No place.

It's people for people, Hessy.

Yeah, for a while Yeah, we dance all

night Run, run, everybody's running A girl

needs a boy she can love She needs

him by her side So she can turn

with pride And say he's the boy she's

dreaming of What

are

you trying to do, kill my boys?

Where are the mothers of America?

I know a gal who'd make a real

great wife But I don't want a gal

to ruin my life Ooh, ooh, ooh Bustle,

bustle, everybody kick the sand Come on now,

just like a bustle band It's

the ladies' dance that's going around And if

you can't cut it, you're muscle-bound Do

the squash and shuffle as you kick up

the sand Everybody

come on, yeah, yeah Clap your hands, yeah

Everybody come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Clap

your hands, yeah Come on and clap your

hands Stomp your feet Get with the rhythm

of happy street Cause that's my street, happy

street Ooh,

ooh, ooh Everybody sing now,

yeah, yeah Hallelujah Everybody sing now, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah Hallelujah Ooh, ooh, ooh Oh, have

a little, a little treat A lot of

lovin' on happy street Cause that's my street,

yeah, happy street Everybody

come on, yeah, yeah Clap your hands Everybody

come on, yeah, yeah, yeah Clap your hands

Come on and clap your hands Stomp your

feet Get with the rhythm of happy street

Come on

and clap

your hands Stomp your feet Get with the

rhythm of happy street Cause

when you're happy, you make me