Original subtitles

This sketch is titled, "Golden Ax, Silver Ax."

That's not good!

What is it?

Oh, boss. I'm really sorry.

I dropped the chainsaw in the pond.

What are you doing, fool?

Do you know how embarrassing it is

for a lumberjack to lose his stock-in-trade?

Bubble…

Who are you?

I'm the nymph of this pond.

What a wonderful woman!

Did you drop this golden ax

or was it this spare key to my apartment?

-This sounds familiar! -It doesn't sound quite right though.

I think if you answer honestly, you'll get all of it.

But a spare key is a bit much…

What I dropped in the pond

is the latest chainsaw.

It appears that you are not honest with yourself.

What a shame. Bubble…

-Nymph, wait! -He answered truthfully!

-My chainsaw! -Hello.

Welcome.

Oh, hello!

My, it's been such a long time, Yumiko.

Starting today, I'll be minding the store for a bit.

How's your father?

Oh, he'll be in the hospital for about a week.

He has a pre-existing back condition.

Oh, right. That must be tough.

-Good luck, okay? -Thank you so much!

-Welcome! -Hello!

-Oh, here they are! -Hey!

-Hello! -Haruto sits here and Junpei sits here.

What? Why?

Why'd you leave the end open? Move over.

It's okay. Please! Haruto here and Junpei here.

-Are you two okay with beer? -Yes.

-Thanks. -It's okay.

Wait. How'd you guys end up at Pompei?

Ever since my sister read your blog, Junpei,

she's been pestering me about trying the mapo bowl here, so I asked Shun-chan.

Plus, I thought it was perfect timing to tell Mr. Makabe that we're breaking up.

-Oh, the teacher is coming? -Yes, when school gets out.

-Thank you. Shall we cheers then? -Yes, let's!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Is your girlfriend coming, Junpei?

I invited her, but she said she's too busy with work.

I wanted to meet her.

She said she doesn't want to share a table with people like us who drink so early.

There's no way she said that.

You haven't said anything again, Rihoko.

Sorry.

I feel like I'm in a dream.

-Is she crying? -What?

Ms. Nakahama, ten years ago, at this very table,

in these very seats,

Macbeth was formed.

You wrote on your blog,

"You didn't make the wrong choice."

But that decision was made in the very seat you're sitting in, right?

-That's right. -He was talking about mapo bowl though.

-You're still going on about that? -All right, here's the mapo bowl.

-It looks delicious! -It looks delicious!

This is the rumored…

-Can I have some? -Oh, wait!

-Maybe we should order something too. -What should we get?

The mapo bowl looks good. But so does the ramen.

The five-vegetable fried rice!

You're starting with a finishing dish already?

-What? -What?

It doesn't have to be a finishing dish, does it?

Why are you taking the picture from there? What kind of angle is that?

What? I'm just taking a picture of the mapo bowl.

It was clearly pointing at us.

-What? You're just imagining things. -What?

-Hey! -Look, you're doing it.

It's the sacred birthplace of Macbeth, so we might as well take lots of pictures.

-Come on. Let's take some. -Really?

-This way. Say cheese. -She used to be much more earnest.

-Is that so? You've been through a lot. -Thank you very much.

So how did you

find Junpei's blog?

I just stumbled upon it.

"The B-Class Foodie Diary of a C-Class Entertainer."

Hey! Don't make fun of me!

But you never mentioned Macbeth, right?

I never mentioned it, so it's such a mystery how anyone found it.

You should become a detective, Rihoko.

-Shut up. -Hey.

By any chance,

are you the person leaving all of those encouraging comments?

Seriously? But you haven't posted in two years, right?

-That's why it's so creepy! -Now? Why now?

This is so delicious!

She's trying to change the subject.

What's the username of the person leaving those comments?

Wait. What was it?

Wait.

-Ah! -What?

Speaking of names, I just remembered something.

There's something I've always wanted to talk to you guys about.

You can try to stop him now, but we'll find out eventually.

It's something that's seriously troubling me.

Oh, okay. Then we'll listen seriously.

No matter where we go,

my sister is always called by her first name.

The three of you do the same, correct?

-That's because Shunta calls her that. -Yes.

No matter where I go…

I'm always called by my last name.

At my current job, at my previous job,

I'm always Ms. Nakahama.

I wonder why that is.

Is it because of how I look?

-No. -No. If anything, I think

it's what you exude.

Yes. Once you exude

a certain level of seriousness, it's hard to call someone by their first name.

-Yes, that's probably it. -So that means I come across as flippant?

-Yes, maybe. -What? Really?

If I had to pick one, yes.

With Tsumugi, I feel like you wouldn't care

if someone suddenly called you by your first name.

Whereas, I feel like that would make Ms. Nakahama's guard go up.

Yes, I know what you mean. I feel like she'd put up a wall like,

"Don't try to get so close to me so suddenly."

That's a complete misunderstanding. You've got me all wrong.

So what you're saying is that you want us to call you

by your first name.

Well, when you put it like that, I feel rather bashful and childish.

It's more for the sake of my parents,

to honor the name they gave me, to appreciate it.

All you had to say was, "Yes."

I think you need to realize that it's easier

to call someone who makes long-winded excuses like that, by their last name.

-Apologize! -You went and did it now.

-Was that my fault? -You went and did it.

I said too much. I'm sorry!

Whenever you hit the nail on the head,

you can't help but have a smug look on your face.

I'm not smug.

If you think he hit the nail on the head, then that means you agree with him.

-Apologize! -You went and did it too.

Apologize!

-My bad. -There we go. He apologized.

Starting today, let's just call her by her first name.

Let's do that. Whoever says Ms. Nakahama gets a punishment.

-A punishment? -A punishment.

-That's a bit intense. -Do you even know her name?

No one knows?

I don't think she ever told us.

Let's try to guess it.

-Oh, good idea! Let's try and guess it. -Misaki?

It's Rihoko! Ri! Ho! Ko!

That was really loud.

What?

-I remember the username. -What is it?

"A proud fan."

"A proud fan." You mean like, dust?

Not dust.

Oh, like, pride!

Yes, that one.

My sister pretends she doesn't want people to notice, but she actually does.

Everything out of your mouth today is unnecessary.

Oh, I get it!

"A proud fan." If you rearrange the letters it spells "Rihoko."

-That's exactly it! -Shun-chan!

-You only realized that now? -I see. I get it now.

-Are you getting chills? -Yes!

Mr. Makabe said he'll be here soon.

Oh, really?

-We need to eat quickly and leave. -Oh, no.

There's no need to rush your meal or leave.

-Don't worry, proud fan. -Yes, Pompei's dumplings…

Yes, proud fan. Try the dumplings before you leave.

Your sentiment is more than enough.

The last thing I want to be is a fan who brazenly crashes your plans.

You're already plenty brazen.

But you're our proud fan.

-Don't work too hard. -See you.

Rest up!

THE DUMPLINGS AT POMPEI ARE THE BEST!

When Junpei told me that Macbeth was disbanding,

I was surprised at how relieved I felt.

Perhaps it was because I didn't want to see him torment himself

about deciding what to do, any longer.

If you do want to keep going, you've got my support.

A month ago I told him,

"If you did want to keep going, you've got my support."

But I don't think I was being honest with myself.

I just wanted to be the type of supportive woman who would say,

"You can keep pursuing the path of a comedian."

Remember when I said…

I think you guys should break up?

Yes.

I can't stop thinking that

perhaps I shouldn't have said that.

Why?

I'm the one who asked you for your opinion.

You don't have to worry about that.

I'm the same person who

abandoned my own dreams because I didn't believe in myself.

For ten years,

you three have been earnestly chasing your dreams

without giving in to the noise around you.

You guys are far, far more admirable.

And far, far more amazing.

Leave an autograph, okay?

You're only asking us that now?

Come on. Leave it as a souvenir.

Well, all right then. I guess I'll go first?

Don't write it too big in the middle.

-Enough room for three, right? -Yes.

Where should I put it?

THAT'S NICE.

I guess I'll start in the middle…

Yes. See you.

Was that Mom?

She said she'd stopped by the deli near the hospital, so we should start the rice.

Even when dad's discharged, he won't be able to work right away.

Not the heavy lifting, that's for sure.

I'll come help out as much as I can.

I heard from Mom,

but are you serious about taking over this place?

If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here today.

For some reason, I don't believe you.

What did Mr. Mitsuhiro say?

He said, if you want to take over it,

then that's what's best.

But he quit his job, right?

He said he'd take over this place,

out of consideration for us,

but he has his own aspirations.

So I'll take over it then?

What? What is it?

Are you…

hoping to take over this place, so you can marry your girlfriend?

What? Why?

Because I find it strange that you're suddenly so eager to take over this place.

That's because

Macbeth is breaking up.

You think your girlfriend

will want to be with you if you take over the liquor shop?

She's an independent, hardworking woman, right?

Before you make any decisions,

I think you should talk about your future first.

Shut up.

Hurry up and get the rice on or something.

So you're not using pre-washed rice yet?

Personally, I think the balance of idea C…

All of my co-workers and classmates have told me

that I shouldn't go for a comedian,

that there are better guys out there for me.

-Natsumi? Here. -Thank you.

After Golden Week,

everyone was talking about

the expensive inns and hotels they stayed at.

I couldn't bring myself to say we had a day trip to a foot bath.

Total charges, 2,410 yen.

At least let me pay for the toll.

It's okay. It's on my card.

Somewhere in me,

I've always thought I was the only one who could support this person.

I can't deny

that I may be full of myself, for supporting Junpei,

who never gained much popularity, for ten years.

So I can't help but wonder…

how I'm going to accept Junpei after he quits Macbeth

and stops pursuing the life of a comedian.

By the way,

you know the cardboard box that has all of our props?

I found scallops and oyster shells there, but what sketch is that for?

It's not for a sketch.

Oh, really? What are they for then?

Junpei was trying to use those as part of a surprise for Natsumi,

but the surprise never happened.

Oh, so that's why.

What?

It's just Junpei came to drink by himself yesterday, which is unusual for him.

He was pessimistic about the future of his relationship with Natsumi.

He's normally such a tough guy but he really is naive when it comes to her.

It's just his way of protecting himself so he doesn't get hurt.

It's just so he can be like, "See? I told you so," if she ever broke up with him.

Well, he became a comedian to make Natsumi laugh, so perhaps

he's worried their relationship will fizzle out once he's no longer a comedian.

-He told you that? -Not me.

But I may have overheard him grumbling about that to the boss.

For Junpei to grumble to me about it

-must mean it's a big deal. -You're right.

I was looking forward to being their witness.

Oh, boss. Mr. Makabe might end up being their witness.

Is that so?

Honestly, I'm not even sure you'll be invited to the reception.

What? You've got to be kidding me!

-Hey! -Did you go out for drinks?

-At Bogey Putt! -Oh, I can't be bothered.

What's going on?

Are you going to break up with Natsumi?

Why?

Apparently, that's what you said to the boss.

It'll probably end if I leave it alone.

What? Are you planning to leave it alone?

So you're okay with it ending?

Macbeth is ending.

It's just high time.

Even Yuma Kobayashi

is making fun of us, that we're frozen in time from high school.

We need to wake up.

That doesn't matter!

I have to wake up early tomorrow.

What? Are you not into her anymore?

Of course not.

Then why are you pulling away? You've got this all wrong, you know?

Hello? Natsumi doesn't care if you're a comedian or not.

-Oh, shut up! -You don't get it, do you? Think about--

Don't poke your nose in my business.

What a disgusting body.

The reason Natsumi broke up with Yuma and decided to date Junpei

wasn't because she thought he was funny.

It was right when the summer of our senior year started.

Oh, Haruto! Are you taking summer classes too?

Of course not. I'm not going to university.

Then, what are you doing here?

Actually, Junpei's waiting for you by the beach and wants you to come.

Why?

I promised him I'd bring you. So please!

Ah!

What?

Around the same time, there was a rumor going around

that Natsumi and Yuma's relationship was deteriorating.

Come.

Junpei asked Natsumi to come to the same place where she lost her ring from Yuma,

which is what caused the fight in the first place.

I'm sorry to make you come all this way.

What is it?

Do you know what day it is today?

No.

It's July 23rd.

Does it ring a bell?

I said, no.

Seven, two, three.

Na! Tsu! Mi! Yes!

It's Natsumi Day!

What?

I have a present for you.

Open it.

I took the photo of the police car.

-Okabe, shut up! -Sorry!

I hoped…

to collect 723 photos to match the number of your name!

But I was only able to collect 72 photos!

Sorry!

-Sorry! -Sorry!

I'm not exactly sure if I should be happy…

but thank you.

-Natsumi! -Natsumi!

That's disgusting.

-Punishment game! -Punishment game!

-Punishment game! -Punishment game!

Natsumi didn't choose Junpei because he could make her laugh.

She was moved by his bizarre kindness

of collecting those 72 photos just to make someone smile

and the fact that he was personable enough to get so many people involved

to accomplish something so silly.

Are you okay?

-Are you okay? -You've got to be kidding me!

My wallet's soaked!

On the very same beach that Natsumi lost her ring,

she landed a much cooler guy, Junpei.

Did you drop something again?

I just can't stop thinking about her.

Bubble, bubble, bubble.

What a wonderful woman, just as I remember!

Did you drop this golden ax

or was it this spare key to my apartment?

-Nymph, you live in an apartment? -Yes.

-This is only a part-time job. -A part-time job?

So you're not really the nymph of this pond?

Megami Ikeno is my name.

Megami Ikeno?

Yes. "Mega" is written in katakana

and "mi" is spelled using the kanji for beautiful. Megami.

Even your name is wonderful!

I don't really understand it

-but I see you've fallen in love. -Now, hurry up and answer.

Did you drop this golden ax

or was it the spare key to my apartment?

Answer with the truth you feel in your heart.

I dropped the spare key to your apartment!

In the end, you're just after my body.

Goodbye! Bubble, bubble, bubble.

Megami!

Rihoko, what are you going to do when Macbeth breaks up?

Give up!

What do you mean, what am I going to do?

Are you going to keep working at the restaurant?

Give up!

You only work there because that's where they work on their jokes, right?

-That's not the only reason. -Really?

What about you and the bar?

I'll keep working there for a while.

Living alone costs money.

Plus, I want to decorate it with the furniture I like.

I'm terribly sorry the furniture here wasn't to your liking.

What's wrong?

You've been in a bad mood these days.

The pamphlets for our last show are here.

-They're already done? -Yes.

What should we do for a new sketch?

What do you mean?

Well, it's our last show,

so I was thinking we could just do

our best-performing sketches

and the ones we want.

But don't you think it's a bit sad not to perform a new sketch?

-Then I guess we should do a new sketch. -Yes.

I was thinking…

-Yes? -Yes?

-When we were at Pompei… -Yes?

no one called Ms. Nakahama by her first name.

Why are you bringing that up now?

That has nothing to do with our show.

No, it just came to mind, suddenly.

I just suddenly felt bad.

You just said "suddenly" twice.

-Did I say "suddenly" twice? -You did.

She just doesn't seem like the kind of person you call by their first name.

I could if I added "san" at the end.

No, you can't do that.

Adding "san" just maintains the same distance as saying her last name.

It's either Rihoko or Rihoko-chan.

She just doesn't seem like a Rihoko-chan.

His tab's almost at 10,000 yen.

Oh, is that so?

There it is.

What can I get for you?

I'm thankful,

but why is he eating that much at our restaurant of all places?

I wonder.

Ms. Nakahama, did you think about that full-time position?

I'd like to think about it a bit more.

No rush. Take your time.

-Boss. -Yes?

MACBETH

MACBETH'S FINAL SHOW

-Before I left Pompei that day, -Yes?

-I bought frozen dumplings as a souvenir. -Yes?

Do you want to have a dumpling party at Ms. Nakahama's?

What? I mean, I'm okay with it.

I don't know what my sister will say though.

I want to eat your dumplings again, Tsumugi.

It's exquisite.

-Oh, really? I had no idea. -Yes.

-I'm pretty confident about it. -Really?

Can I buy tickets for the last show through you?

Of course.

My sister will definitely want to go.

Oh, then, please give this to her.

I can get tickets anytime.

Natsumi!

Oh!

-You scared me. -It's been a while!

I thought it was a weirdo, so I was trying to avoid eye contact.

Waiting on a bike makes me a weirdo?

Well, in this neighborhood, yes.

I'll be more careful next time then.

Oh, wait. Were you waiting for me?

Can you think of any other reason?

MINOWA LIQUOR STORE

Thanks for your hard work.

I'll do the purchase orders later, so you can head out.

What's going on? You're acting too nice.

I'm going to have to do it all myself, eventually.

Oh, feeling the responsibility as the inheritor?

Don't make fun of me.

Well…

Hey.

-Did you talk to your girlfriend? -What?

About taking over the liquor shop!

That's none of your business.

Why?

Regardless of marriage,

I'm going to take over this place.

It's nothing more, nothing less.

Is that so?

Sorry for prying.

Did you get a birthday present from Junpei?

Yes, it was in my mailbox.

Well, that's rather dull.

It's my fault.

We were supposed to meet that day,

but I had to cancel because something came up at work.

You're not wearing the earrings he gave you today?

What? You knew?

It's because he was meticulously planning that surprise for you at home.

He had a wetsuit and a scallop and oyster shell ready.

I had a feeling.

What? You knew?

It's just that

he asked me to meet him in front of a fountain.

So I had a feeling he was up to something.

Poor guy.

Like I said, I feel bad about what I did.

Honestly though, what do you think?

If you were able to see him that day

would you have been happy?

You're waiting in front of the fountain, at night,

when Junpei appears wearing a wetsuit, goggles, and fins.

You find pearl earrings

inside of the scallop and oyster shells.

Are you over that kind of stuff?

No, I'm not over it, but…

But?

I think it would've depended

on how I was feeling mentally that day.

If I'm not burnt out,

I'd genuinely be happy.

Perhaps you find the things he does a bit childish for his age.

No, I don't think that.

It's not like

he hasn't changed in the past ten years.

He's just wholeheartedly insisted

on remaining the guy who can make you laugh

because he thinks that's his only weapon.

Changing is easy.

He can just pretend to be an adult

by not giving in to his childish instincts.

But

there's no turning back

once you reject those childish instincts.

Just like that, you won't be able to do the things you used to do.

What are you trying to say?

I think there are

tons of people around you

who are far more attractive than Junpei

and I think you'll continue to meet people like that.

But it's best that you believe,

you'll never meet someone like Junpei again.

I think you should accept that fact.

Because he still

pulls the car over to take a picture

any time he sees a "723" license plate.

Yes, I know. He got tangled up

with a motorcycle gang because of that once.

What? Really?

He's something else.

I know.

Well…

I mean…

that's just who he is.

He needs someone reliable, like you.

-What? -Nothing.

Were you always the kind of guy to say things like this?

No, I mean…

I'm already well aware that I'm sticking my nose

where it doesn't belong.

What's this?

I wanted to help fulfill at least one thing Junpei has believed,

unwaveringly, for the past ten years.

Macbeth wasn't able to fulfill that,

but I wanted him to feel like the past ten years

weren't a waste.

I wanted him to feel like these past ten years,

which have felt like

an extension of high school,

were meaningful.

Shun-chan asked me to give that to you.

Oh, I can't believe this!

-What? -Why would you fold a pamphlet?

Is that how he gave it to you?

It's too hard to carry if it's not folded.

You could've put it in between the pages of a magazine or in a clear file.

There were so many ways.

Why do I have to be yelled at for bringing that home for you?

I'd expect you to know after spending all this time together.

I needed two copies: one for hanging and one for keeping.

If you don't go shopping soon, everyone will be here.

Ugh!

Tsumo!

-Four thousand, all. -Last tile from the wall again?

Do you know the kanji used to spell "last tile from the wall"?

Of course.

"Bottom of the ocean," right?

The person who came up with mahjong was such a romantic.

Spelling "the last tile," with the kanji, "bottom of the ocean."

Did you pull the white tile at the end?

I guess I could call it a pearl sinking to the seabed.

He's here.

-Haruto's here. -Rihoko!

I hear it.

-Whoa. Sorry. -Hello.

Coming in!

Coming in!

-Junpei. -Yes?

Please, you can come in without taking those off.

That's not going to happen.

Washing my feet last time, but not this time, isn't an option.

I knew you were going to say that.

I left a towel on the washer for you to use.

Whoa! What?

Which one would you like to put in your seafood gyoza today?

The scallop from Hokkaido?

Or the oyster from Hiroshima?

What?

Why?

-What? Why? -Why?

-Why? -Why?

Hey! Stop!

Stop it!

What were you going to do if I didn't wash my feet?

There's no way you wouldn't wash your feet after coming from work.

No one doubted that.

That's thanks to Natsumi's training throughout the years.

I suppose.

-You did a good job too, Rihoko. -Yeah.

It sounded very natural.

-Thank you very much. -If she didn't start with the fact

that he didn't have to wash his feet, it would've been suspicious.

I was nervous that if I insisted too much, he might actually not wash his feet.

You did a great job, Rihoko.

-You just called her by her first name. -Yes!

The first "Rihoko" is mine.

Don't make it sound like "the first bath."

-That's gross. -Thank you.

Gross.

Gross.

I didn't think Natsumi was going to suggest that we fill the bath though.

Just in time too!

If I was going to do it, I had to commit.

-It's dry now. -Thanks.

How long were you in the bath?

What? About two or three minutes.

We covered the bath right before we opened the door.

I never would've expected that Natsumi would be at Rihoko's house.

Oh, Haruto, you're next.

Wait, we're going to accept that one?

-We can't accept that! -Don't try to find fault with it!

You don't have to force yourself.

What timing will the contender, Haruto, choose to say it?

Don't set the bar high.

Okay, the boiled gyoza is ready.

-Thank you! -Thank you!

Oh, it looks delicious!

-What's this black stuff? -It's squid ink.

It looks like Natsumi wearing a wetsuit.

Shut up, idiot! Now it's hard to eat!

I wonder if these ones are ready.

-What's this black stuff? -Natsumi wearing a wetsuit.

Shut up, idiot!

We already did that joke. We've been here already.

I'm going to dig in!

-Well? -It's delicious!

-Yay. -What score would you give it out of 100?

Fourteen.

What a wonderful woman!

That's pathetic.

-Was that good? -So good.

-"Fourteen"? -Leave us out of your inside joke.

Sorry.

We'll explain why it's fourteen points.

-Ouch. -Please.

It's 100 points!

-That was pathetic. I'm going to eat. -Basically, ten years ago…

I've never seen you that surprised before.

I didn't know what was happening.

I would never expect you to be jumping out of Ms. Nakahama's bath.

That's why it was a success!

I…

Yes?

I'm thinking of taking over my parent's liquor store.

What do you think?

Will you…

come meet my parents?

What?

When I told them Macbeth was breaking up,

for the first time, they asked to meet you.

I'm sorry it took me so long…

to introduce you to them.

I'm happy, but…

I'm nervous.

My dad's a bit intimidating, but you can do it!

Should I be scared?

You'll be okay.

He won't try to punch you, at least.

If you're going out of your way to say that,

that means he's undoubtedly capable of punching me.

When that happens, I'll jump out in front

and be your shield.

It'll be okay!

It looks good on you.

What does?

You look good being a shield.

What? That?

-What's the deal? -What?

Why are you following me?

You don't know why?

I don't get it.

I don't get it, at all.

MACBETH'S FINAL SHOW

Where's Toshiharu?

He has work this evening.

He's working now?

He does the sorting for a courier.

Really? He's working hard.

You're finally quitting too.

Yes, our family's finally experiencing some tailwind.

Can you not refer to me quitting as a tailwind?

You'll come back here when you're done, right?

I don't know.

You don't know?

You're not going to keep doing nothing and living together, are you?

Stop nagging me. If you want to complain, do it after the show, will you?

-What are the other two saying? -Can I have two burgers?

-One with sauce, one with ponzu. -There are only three.

Until now, I never once thought about

what would happen after we broke up.

Junpei has a clear vision for himself,

of marrying Natsumi and taking over his family's shop.

-Sorry for the wait. -Shunta has his job,

which he's also been offered a full-time position at.

Plus, as an ex-gamer,

he has the title of being the national "Puyo Puyo" champion.

I don't have anything.

I'm the only one

that doesn't have

a weapon,

an impressive title,

or a destination.

It was nice seeing Junpei and his girlfriend like that.

It was, wasn't it?

It made me feel like

I'll never have someone pull a surprise like that for me.

Want me to pull one for you?

Shunta,

there's nothing sadder in this world than a foretold surprise.

Don't worry. I wasn't holding out hope for Shunta in the first place.

What? Oh, just you wait!

-You can't say that ahead of time. -I don't have a knack for it, do I?

No. You don't.

Really? But having the expectation that…

Oh, shit.

Hey. Tell me!

Hey! Hey, Macbeth Number One!

Hey!

This swing's open.

-Hey, you! Come! -It's okay.

-We need to come up with jokes. -You're drunk, aren't you?

Not really.

Really?

-Did something happen? -What?

Does something have to happen to be able to drink?

People can drink even when nothing happens.

I can't be bothered.

So you drank because nothing happened today?

My boss from the restaurant and I drank together.

Just two single girls drinking together.

Talking about my life!

Oh, is something worrying you?

Yes. All I have are worries.

It doesn't look like it.

My sister is turning her back on me and moving out,

and I can't decide what to do from here on out.

Macbeth is breaking up soon.

At this point,

I don't fear the end of the world as we know it!

Is that so?

I don't suspect

it's going to end any time soon.

Really?

Yes.

So how should we live our lives?

Are you asking me?

-Are you going to tell me? -I wish someone would tell me!

I'm sure you don't have worries, Ms. Nakahama.

What makes you say that?

Because you already have achievements, like

graduating from a first-rate university and getting a job at a first-rate company.

Our starting points are different.

I have nothing.

Same here.

I had a job once and I failed.

Macbeth Number One and I have the same starting point.

It's not the same.

I don't know anything.

-You! -What?

What is it you want to hear?

How I'm going to live.

How I'm going to find a job.

How I'm going to land a position.

I haven't got a clue about stuff like that either.

You have more knowledge than me. You had an office job once.

When you put it like that, I might have a slight advantage.

Right?

Give me some job-hunting advice,

Teacher Rihoko.

Honestly, I'm disappointed with how that sounded coming out of your mouth.

Can you not act sober all of a sudden?

Did I surprise you?

What is this?

Yay!

Good for you.

All right, bubble. Did you drop the golden ax or the spare key?

Put some oomph into it, nymph!

What I dropped into your pond

was a hammer.

A hammer? Why would you lie like that?

Ever since I met you,

I've been drowning in your love.

Pathetic!

My lumberjack is pathetic!

Listen. What you dropped wasn't a hammer,

it was a broken Roomba.

A broken Roomba?

I'll follow you

forever.

I've never seen a Roomba like that.

Megami.

Koriki.

What? Your first name's Koriki?

She's probably here to see Haruto.

You're still mad, aren't you?

He asked me to let him know if I knew anyone looking for a job.

-I hope you find a good company. -I decided to move forward.

I think it feels apologetic. I'm terribly sorry.

Subtitle translation by: Rachel Hillcoat