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Good morning.
Hello, sir.
Sorry to bother you. The PSCW sent me this.
You have to help me. It's about the...
- what-d'you-call it? - I see what it is.
I'll fit you in. I'll deal with it, don't worry.
They're cutting my benefits.
It's urgent! I don't get their support criteria.
They keep fucking changing!
Sir, I don't set their dumb rules but I'll deal with it.
- But when? - In 10 minutes.
- Are you going to help me? - Of course.
I need to be seen!
Good morning!
Welcome!
- It starts earlier and earlier. - Yeah.
I need help!
Are you working illegally?
No.
How do you pay your rent?
It depends.
I manage.
You can tell me. I'm not the police.
I sell my dirty panties.
I say I'm an artist needing to finance a show, so...
guys see themselves as my sponsors.
And you pay your rent with...?
I sell my panties for 100 euros.
- One pair for 100 euros? - Yes.
Kika, where do these go?
I'll take them. Thanks a lot.
I won't put that on your form.
I'll need to make a copy of your ID.
But there's a 10-year wait for social housing!
I did register him!
He's on every center's waitlist. I've tried everything.
My beneficiary is in real trouble.
The street? That's your solution, huh?
Wait! Please, excuse me... Just a sec.
It's my girl's bike. I promised her ages ago.
- Please! - No.
Hang on. Please, please, please!
- Thanks a lot! - Come in.
It's so good of you. Thank you.
Yes, I'm here. Go on.
The establishment? But that's you!
Could you close the door?
I need an answer tonight.
Hey, Laurence, this conversation is going around in circles.
You get to go home and put your feet up.
He's on the street! We need an answer tonight.
He's homeless, Laurence!
Excuse me, I'm so sorry. Just a sec.
- It was an accident. - What's that?
- The key. - What did you do?
I just locked the door.
- Hang on. Yes? - Fuck!
Great. Don't let me down. You're my only hope.
Fucking hell!
Don't let me down, OK?
I'll keep an eye on my phone.
Thank you.
- Sorry, it was urgent. - Why'd you close the door?
- You asked me to. - Not lock it!
It was so no one else came in.
You forced it too!
I did not!
Is there an emergency exit?
No.
- There's no exit? - No!
- So we're stuck? - Yeah!
We need help.
- Please! - Could you get down?
- Hang on... - The locksmith is coming.
Please, we need....
Look!
- Is there a light? - Yes! It worked.
- We're here! - We're stuck.
Come to the window,
we need your help. We've been stuck for hours!
Keep it down!
- Come open the door. - We're stuck.
- Shut it! - You shut it!
- What you gonna do? - Call the police!
You do that! They won't be able to get in anyway.
The light's gone out!
Get down.
You want to abort the operation already?
I'm going to get fired anyway.
- Hang on! - Don't break your leg, too.
- You'll break my.... - Get down, then.
Do you need a hand?
- What? - Just...
Yes or no?
Can you just take my...
That's it, just a bit.
I'll sit on your trash can.
How did you even get up there?
Thanks for holding me prisoner.
You're welcome.
You turned out to be...
a very, very...
nice hostage.
David.
Kika.
I'm going that way.
Goodbye.
All the best.
Likewise.
Louison, I've found...
the perfect sweater, look!
Change your shorts and this. It's too much.
- No! - Yes!
- I don't want to! - Change your shorts.
The fruit, stars and polka dots...
It's too much, it's hurting my eyes, OK?
Come on.
- Please. Quick! - No!
- Your shorts! - Just my shorts.
OK, your shorts.
I'm not going to Lyon now.
What? Why?
The conforms aren't right yet.
Paul, they'll lose faith in you.
It's fine, I'll manage. It's just a matter of time.
It's the third time!
- I'm a perfectionist. - Hurry up!
Your bag. You've had enough to eat!
Here. Come on.
You'll miss the bus. It's 20 past.
We have to run.
See you later.
Get a move on!
I love this song.
Though I keep telling myself
That's the way it is
That you don't forget
Till you grow old
Whatever I do
Wherever I am
Nothing erases you
I think of you
- Who is it? - Jean-Jacques Goldman.
How long have...
you been a fan?
Mom listened to him 24/7.
I'm kind of the same.
Kind of... a lot.
Do you go to his concerts?
You've been to three?
What's your favorite song?
Fly Me Away .
I think I know it.
Ah no, I don't.
You've lots to learn!
I'm happy to teach you.
Hey there.
Kika, Mary,
have you paid your coffee dues?
I don't drink coffee.
Never?
What about you, Kika?
Sorry, I forgot to get cash.
- I'll pay you tomorrow, promise. - Thanks.
Sorry about my lateness.
It won't happen again.
I just hope it isn't a beneficiary.
No, it isn't...
a beneficiary.
- What about our appointment? - I'll be right back.
- Will you leave Paul? - I don't want to!
Then try to stop seeing him.
I can't, Mary, I swear.
Then sleep with him.
That way you'll know.
If it sucks, you can move on.
What if it doesn't?
If it doesn't suck,
you'll have had a good time.
It's OK just the once.
I'm not even sure I can. I've slept with Paul for 17 years.
I haven't waxed since 2008. Where do people screw?
Does he have an apartment?
He has a girlfriend.
My place is out. I have roommates.
- It's difficult. - I don't expect you to help.
I'm just really, really in love.
But what do you two do every lunchtime?
I don't know, drink coffee.
Let's get back.
Can't you use the café toilets?
No way!
How about the woods?
Goodbye.
You're in the Heart Suite. 1st door on the left, 1st floor.
Thank you.
Coffee pot!
Kika, want to mime?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Here we go.
3, 2, 1, go!
Go on.
Explosion!
Mom, the bike repair man.
Banana split? No, Spiderman!
What?
How long do I have left?
- 15 seconds. - Go on!
C'mon, mime.
Time's up. You got zero!
Yeah. Never mind.
We were a bit distracted.
Your mom has to stop giving us pictures!
I think they're fun.
Excuse me, your hour's up. Let me know if you want longer.
It's OK, I can take her.
- Really, it's fine. - Wait for me!
Yes, I understand.
Listen, see with your neighbor.
Wait for me! I have to go, OK?
But I'll call you tomorrow. Trust me, it'll be fine.
Wait for me!
- Off you go. - Love you!
Have a nice day.
I can fetch her tonight.
- It's OK, I'll do it. - Just meet us at Marco's.
See you tonight.
The rug...
We shouldn't be here.
- We could get fired. - Who else will help her?
- Kika! - What?
She doesn't want the rug.
Mary, we're not leaving it for the repo man!
I don't care about the rug, I want my crystal ball.
It's very important to me.
Hide these in the basement.
I'll take them, Mrs. Lauwers.
Let's sit down.
Don't worry, everything will be fine.
I'll take that. Sit yourself down.
I'll take care of everything.
I'll set up a debt repayment plan
and we'll find you accommodation.
Make yourself comfy.
We'll hide the furniture first then deal with the rest.
Give me a hand.
Don't take risks.
Don't worry, I'm tough.
I meant because of the baby.
I can sense it.
Go on.
Can you sense the repo man, too?
Keep moving! I'm just a little big pregnant.
- Just a little bit? - Go on!
- Mary, keep moving! - Mind the rug.
Don't fall.
I'm so sorry. Louison!
Sorry.
Where were you?
I'm sorry.
- Sorry. Thank you. - Goodbye!
I'm a bit worried.
I don't know where David is. He isn't picking up.
Ma'am, we can't let you go.
Don't leave. This is important.
Come on. Let me take that.
Let's go in with Mom.
Can you open the door?
Would you prefer to stay here? I'll go in with your daughter.
Look, this isn't easy to say.
Your partner is dead.
He was at the grocery store.
He had a stroke. They couldn't save him.
He didn't suffer.
I'm so sorry.
Let's go into your house.
You'll be more comfortable.
Go inside.
My girl...
If you need anything at all,
your mom and me are here.
Thank you, Jean-Pierre.
I've been through the same.
So don't hesitate. We're here for you.
Thank you.
You OK?
Do you want me to stay?
What'll you do with this place?
We have to move out.
It's a mess.
I know this isn't the time, but...
- How far along are you? - Five weeks.
Take this. There's too much.
I'm good. Thanks.
I'm here for you. I gotta go, but I'll call.
- Thank you. - Love you.
Ciao.
Ciao, sweetie.
Don't you want to rest?
No.
Here.
Add proof, sign, and I'll send it.
I'll sort it with Joelle.
It's just one-off assistance!
- It doesn't mean you're needy. - But I get to jump the line, huh?
Can anyone lend you money?
Or we could have a whip-round.
Maybe I should abort.
I can't think straight.
You've got two months to decide.
I need to find an apartment first.
Then, once I'm settled, I'll be able to think straight.
Hello.
My partner has just died.
The lease was in his name, I can't recover the rental deposit.
But I need it for a new apartment.
Hey, stop that!
With my salary, maintenance and child benefit,
I have 2,100 euros a month.
This month I paid the rent, utilities and funeral costs,
and now I'm overdrawn by...
2,200 euros?
2,500 euros?
I'm overdrawn by 2,500 euros!
If I find a rental for 1,000 euros,
- which isn't likely -
for the deposit and two months' rent,
I'll need 6,000 euros.
No bank will grant me a loan!
I need rental guarantee assistance.
There's a two-month wait for that!
And to get assistance, you need a lease.
And to get a lease, you need a guarantee.
Fast-track the application.
I can't become a beneficiary!
It would finish me off.
What do you advise?
You could sell hash...
or a kidney.
Great!
Just for tonight, OK?
I work weekends, so it's a bit tricky.
But in three weeks, I'll try to come to Brussels.
I have to sort it out.
But I'll do it.
I'll let you know as soon as I can.
By the way, I found the blue chest of drawers.
- You did? Is it pretty? - Very pretty.
I put it in your bedroom. I'll send a photo.
OK, cool.
I have to go now.
Off you go, then.
- Have a nice day. - Love you!
I love you.
See you later.
Have a nice day, too.
Are you two coping OK?
- You seem pretty tired. - Yeah.
- No, we're fine. - You're a great team, huh?
I have to go.
How's the house-hunting going?
Fine.
I'm looking.
Good. I wanted you to know if you need time to look,
I could take Louison for a few weeks or months.
Kika?
I manage, Paul.
I've got to go. Have a nice day.
Bye.
Do you get how the surcharge works?
Everyone is lost at first.
Just press this
then confirm here. OK?
Yes.
I got it.
Pack them tight.
Here you go.
Thanks.
- It isn't much. - No, but...
Thanks a lot.
Hang on.
Here.
It's your starting bonus.
I want you to have it.
It's sweet of you, Marco.
Enjoy!
Do you want parmesan?
Do you like it?
It's really good.
It's marvelous!
Marvelous? Let's not exaggerate.
Actually, I started cooking when my wife got sick.
Now...
I love it, and I think I do a pretty good job.
Granny, you cook well too.
That's sweet of you, but...
Don't you enjoy it anymore?
Yes, but...
cooking is really Jean-Pierre's domain.
You cook too, though.
But I make most meals.
It's a pleasure.
The idea of serving tomatoes with pasta
came to me four or five years ago.
No one did that back then.
You just didn't see it.
I had a date and not much time.
I'd made my pasta and wanted
to do a tomato starter.
Maybe it was intuition...
Wham! Accident.
Excuse me.
I sliced my tomatoes, added them to my pasta,
and...
a taste explosion! The perfect combination.
It's funny because you see it everywhere now,
even on Top Chef .
It was at least four years ago.
I'm very intuitive...
when it comes to food.
The dish is a total flop!
It's obvious.
You need a better dish for the semi-final!
Excuse me, but it's school tomorrow.
- Would you mind? - Sorry.
- Of course. - Sure.
We'll switch it off.
- She's falling asleep. - Thank you.
It wasn't bad, the semi-final.
Right. Give me a hand.
- I can do that. - It's fine. We're used to it.
Turn. Ready?
Here we go, that's it. Turn...
More.
- A bit more. - Hang on!
There we go!
Great, thanks a lot.
I can do that, really.
I'm happy to do it. We widowers need to stick together.
Not so loud, Jean-Pierre.
Goodnight, then. Sleep well.
Hang on, I'll just...
- I can do that. - Just a sec...
Aren't these things clever?
Give it a pull, will you?
- Let's go. - Pull it.
Pull it!
Come on.
Goodnight.
Goodnight!
Are we staying much longer?
Here we go.
Take a deep breath.
That's it.
Excellent.
Would you like to listen to its heart?
You're at 11 weeks of amenorrhea,
so in your 9th week of pregnancy.
You can get dressed now.
How do you see the future?
What future?
If you do decide to have an abortion,
there's a mandatory six-day waiting period
between this first appointment
and the procedure.
Will you be alright?
Yes.
Louison.
Wake up.
You wet the bed.
- What? - You wet the bed. Get up.
It's OK. It happens to everyone.
Come on.
Let's change your pajamas.
Why?
Please don't go, Mom!
- Please! - I'm sorry, I have to.
Please, Mom! Take me with you.
I'll sweep, tidy the crates,
- cut the fish... - It's no place for kids.
Please, Mom!
Please, Mom!
He spent an hour telling me how to stack the dishwasher!
I know, I know.
Sorry.
I promise I'll behave.
Louison, please.
Get up.
I've got an idea.
If you manage to get him to move
100 objects today,
I'll take Wednesday off and spend it with you.
It'll be fine once we have our own place.
I'm sorry, I have to go.
I love you.
Sorry.
Hello.
- Sorry I'm late. - That's alright.
Thank you.
May I suggest a game?
I give this back to you.
We start again, and...
you call me a sleaze,
a filthy pig,
and say I repulse you.
I'll give you an extra 50 euros.
100?
Go on.
You're a complete sleaze,
a filthy pig.
Don't be so distant.
Be blunt.
You're a complete sleaze, a filthy pig.
You love buying dirty panties, huh?
I know what you do with them!
You disgust me. You make me want to retch.
Why are you saying that?
You asked me to!
Yes, but... elaborate.
Look at yourself, with your nerdy top and rat's face!
You're pathetic.
All you're good for is licking my boots.
May I?
What?
Lick them.
No!
You don't deserve to.
Now give me my money and go!
You shit.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
- See you soon maybe. - Yes, OK.
Granny, it's soaking wet. I'm sick of this!
- It's so annoying. - Stand over there.
What's going on?
We'll just change the sheets.
You smell of fish.
You smell of pee.
Let me.
Let's put this there.
Can we have a word?
We're worried about Louison.
She spent the day moving things about.
We think she's still grieving.
Maybe...
she doesn't feel adequately protected.
She'll be fine once we move.
She's in the denial zone.
I know all about that.
It's the shock. Everything falls apart.
Your social structure...
It's great of you to have us but...
It's great of you to have us.
Sure, but...
We just want you to know
we're here if you need to talk.
I'm worried about the little one and about you too.
It's nice of you to worry
but I don't think I need any advice from you.
To be honest.
What do you mean?
I didn't think you'd had such a difficult childhood.
I hope your daughter won't be as hard as you.
Look,
I know your mom well,
and I'm sure she did her best.
You know,
I went through an ordeal too.
Some other time, then.
Is this your locker?
The key's broken. We'll put your things
under the bed.
Mrs. Lauwers?
I know you don't like the idea, but you mentioned a daughter.
Do you think...
you could maybe stay with her?
Give me her name, and I'll find her.
You don't have to do a thing. It'll be temporary...
I must say, it's very difficult for you,
but your partner...
Keep it down, please.
Sorry, ma'am! It isn't at all easy.
Do you hear?
Hey!
I won't be long.
Look, I'm simply telling you
because my head is bursting. Do you understand?
- Of course. - I need to rid myself
of these images of your partner.
He's stuck.
I'm telling you he's stuck.
His soul is stuck. I can see...
He's in a place with many, many bedrooms.
Naked people too!
I know it's strange, it's embarrassing.
And lights everywhere and...
Your partner is in a place
where people love one another.
Your partner is in a place
where people love one another. Do you see?
Where are the toilets?
I'll show you.
I'm fine, thank you.
I don't need your help.
Hello.
Maybe you remember me? I sold you my panties.
Yes.
Well, at the moment,
I have a promotional offer.
Ah, right.
Of course.
Do you know anyone who'd be interested?
A friend?
Otherwise, we could...
play your game again.
Yes, of course.
I'll meet you there.
Perfect.
See you later, then.
Thank you.
Right...
This Airbnb is great.
Yes.
Stay the weekend if you like.
There's plenty of room.
That's sweet of you.
Is it OK if I pick her up on Sunday at 6?
Sure.
Will you manage to sleep alone?
Are you kidding?
I can't wait to have the bed to myself!
Lick!
Could you insult me?
Sure.
Go on, lick, you shit!
I want them to shine. You like this, don't you?
Harder.
I don't think what I'm saying, OK?
Spit on me!
Sorry.
Kick me hard!
If I say "orange", be more gentle.
If I say "red", stop.
No! I refuse to kick you.
May I?
Keep insulting me.
Go on...
Lick my boots if you want to be fed.
Go on!
Harder!
You've been rolling in shit!
Harder!
You're so pathetic.
You're useless, you dog. You stink of shit!
Don't stop!
Don't expect me to clean you.
You shitty little dog!
Go on, harder.
You're a waste of space.
All you do is rub yourself off!
We still have 40 minutes.
It's a malocclusion.
It's common in dwarf rabbits.
You simply have to remove the incisors
in order to cure it.
This isn't very pretty.
It's nasopharyngeal stenosis.
It's very common in small dogs, such as pugs.
Are you a vet?
That's right.
This is my little fluff ball. Lucky.
She was meant to die,
but I cared for her
and she stayed at the vet office. We all look after her.
She had a brain tumor.
She was going to be put down
because her owners refused to pay for her surgery.
Our office adopted her. She's our mascot.
- She's pretty. - Thank you.
And this...
It isn't very pretty.
This dog was burned with a hairdryer.
People do these things deliberately or are simply unaware.
And often...
Keep this to yourself, but some pet owners...
I have thousands of stories to tell you,
if you like, next time.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
I was wondering, if ever I want other...
well, people like you,
what would you advise?
There's a website.
I could send you the link.
Thanks a lot.
Thank you for your kindness. It was great.
I'm pleased you're happy.
Mom.
Come with me.
What's that?
Louison talked about David. She was so sad,
I thought we should make a place for him.
You can't do things like that! It's like a mortuary.
I meant well.
Mom, I can't handle it!
Get rid of it, please.
To refuse to suffer is to refuse fully to live.
Utter one more phrase from some two-bit psychology magazine,
and I'll go ballistic.
Please.
I'm moving it, not getting rid of it.
You could, for instance,
do it on me,
on my face.
Do what?
You know, do it on me.
Defecate.
On the phone, we discussed humiliation.
Yes.
Alright.
So...
insulting you, letting you lick my boots.
But, well...
I can't stick my ass in your face.
What if I close my eyes?
What's stopping you?
What's stopping me?
I don't know...
Do you often crap on people?
I'm paying you for something you do every day...
for nothing.
Why waste it?
So...
I'll lie down, and you defecate.
It only takes a minute.
But I don't need...
to go.
Don't expect a good rating!
Hang on! What if...
What if I just gave you some?
You see...
May I have the...? Thank you.
Wait for me here.
I'll be right back.
Have a seat.
Don't go.
Thank you.
That's...
That's 200 euros.
200 euros for a bag of shit?
That's the price.
Pick it up!
Five euros?
You're not even worth that.
You're pathetic.
Hey, pay me!
Have you seen yourself?
You're spotty, cold. You're like a schoolmarm!
How dare you!
Hey, pay me!
- Shove off! - Give it back!
- What's going on? - He refuses to pay and he stole this!
Pay her, or I'll call the police!
Fucking whore!
Are you OK?
Do you often sell your poop?
Do you only do BDSM?
BSM?
BDSM.
Got money trouble?
You know,
the money you made, that's beginner's luck, that is.
If it was that easy to make money, everyone would do it.
You've got to be careful, demand payment upfront.
And list your practices.
Some bastards target newbies.
You have to select your clients.
Excuse me.
Always say no to things.
You'll see how the guy manages his frustration.
If he doesn't like your rules, just kick him out.
And if...
Sorry to ask you dumb questions.
If...
You mentioned BSM.
BDSM.
BDSM.
Does it exist...
without penetration?
Do some sex workers refuse penetration?
Everything exists.
Some dommes don't do genital pleasure.
- They don't touch cock. - They're an exception!
99% of clients come to perform penetration
or be penetrated.
What's your problem with penetration?
I don't have a problem with it.
I just don't think I could
have sex without desire.
Is that so?
You've never forced yourself?
Not even with your man?
People eat tons of transgenic crap,
and it bothers no one.
But a clean cock in a vagina...
shocks everyone!
I have one bit of advice for you,
which I was given when I started out.
If you perform fellatio,
without a condom, don't brush your teeth.
It's counterintuitive. But use mouthwash,
because toothbrushes can cause gum abrasions.
Here's the number of a domme friend.
She's a great girl.
Call her if you need advice.
Thanks a lot...
Thanks for all your advice
and for...
answering my questions.
It's really kind of you.
And thanks...
for earlier too.
I'm a social worker.
Goodbye. Have a nice day.
Bye!
See you later.
- Ma'am! - Sit down.
Don't stand by the door.
- I told her to sit down. - I'll speak to her.
Madam Kika said I could come see her...
- She's busy right now. - I'm really in a fix.
- I'll come get you! - When?
- I'll be with you shortly. - No, no, it isn't...
Just a minute!
Can't her daughter take her?
She died 15 years ago.
I'm all out of solutions.
I can't face telling her.
You've tried everything.
Can you tell her, please?
I'm taking leave.
Good idea.
Madam Kika, I don't understand.
Excuse me.
I'm Mrs. Lauwers.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
Wait for me there.
I won't be long.
Sorry for the interruption.
That's OK. It's my fault anyway.
I stayed too long.
It's fine.
Do you want some water?
No, I'm good, thanks.
OMG, I messed you up!
You're bleeding and all.
I'm kind of used to it.
At your service!
The pleasure was all mine.
You know me,
it gives me pleasure to give pleasure!
Be sure to disinfect them.
OK.
- Got everything? - Yes. Thanks.
- See you soon. - Bye.
- Have a nice day. - You too.
Come through.
I'm sorry, I'm between appointments.
So we'll be superefficient.
How can I help? You're starting out, are you?
Yes.
- Do you have a Love Avenue profile? - Yes.
But I'm really lost.
Show me.
Let's see...
Can you do that for me?
It'll save us time.
"Availability:" You've put...
"Lunchtime, weekday evenings after 7,
"and possibly weekends."
You haven't listed your practices.
What do you do?
"Golden shower, ballbusting, paddle, spanking, facesitting?"
Sorry, but my English isn't great.
Facesitting is when you smother a guy by sitting on his face.
No, I don't do that.
OK, but...
what are your BDSM practices?
You know, in your own life. Spanking, strangulation?
There's no way
you can charge 200 euros
for patting asses at lunchtimes.
It's a real art.
What I mean is, the competition's stiff.
I just have to seem... convincing.
Watch online tutorials.
There are plenty.
And you'll learn on the job.
Here. I've ticked "Piss Play" "Anal" and "Spanking".
They're the basics.
You need new photos.
Alright.
They usually want anal sex.
But I really don't advise you to engage in fisting without practice.
And how do I tell if the client...
isn't weird?
I don't know. Isn't everyone weird?
Sorry.
For fuck's sake!
The other tenants reported me
for having too many visitors.
Now the landlord's harassing me to move out.
He disconnects my doorbell several times a day.
That's illegal.
I'm sure it is.
Landlords aren't above the law.
You need to convert your lease to a commercial lease.
Hang on.
She's a great legal advisor.
She specializes in housing discrimination.
Tell her you know me.
She won't charge you.
Thank you for everything.
Really.
Will you be OK?
I hope so.
If ever...
you have...
any jobs or clients...
You come around for free advice,
and now you want my clients?
No, sorry. It was clumsy of me.
I didn't mean...
You're right. Sorry. Thanks a lot.
- Goodbye. - Ciao!
Harder.
Much harder!
Go on!
Red?
- Red? - No!
Don't stop.
Red!
Sorry.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I love this Airbnb.
Can I sleep over tonight?
Maybe.
We'll have to ask Mom. We'll see if she agrees.
Now it's bath time. Don't forget your feet.
Get in between your toes, alright?
And a little enthusiasm!
Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Mom. - Night night!
You're pregnant?
No.
You looked like that when you had Louison.
There's plenty of room at my place.
If you both want to, you're welcome to stay.
Your baby too.
Thank you.
I'm going to go.
- Thanks for everything. - My pleasure.
I wanted to thank you too.
Your lawyer friend got my landlord to back off!
- It worked, then. - Yeah, she shut him up!
It's awesome.
How about you? Do you have many clients?
Her? She's a machine!
Her pussy is smoking!
Your pussy isn't smoking!
That's hardly me!
- Little whore! - Big whore!
It's time for us to get together!
How are you?
This one is super weird!
"I've been seeing you for two months now
"so it's time we became sex friends
"because I like you and it bothers me to pay a friend."
Yeah, right!
The other day, this client said to me,
"Do you do student rates?"
- I swear to God! - "Or books of ten tickets?"
- Loyalty cards! - Like at the pool.
The worst thing is, I gave him a student rate!
You just wanted a youngster!
Well, I don't get to have them often.
No, bad boy. Sit!
This guy asked me how to screw his wife.
I had to show him where the clitoris is, where to put his fingers.
It's hard to find!
We're just like therapists and marriage counselors.
In fact, a hooker is like a social worker...
but with sperm involved.
It's less stressful to be a domme than a social worker.
The pay's much better too.
- It is? - Oh yes.
I'd happily give my clients benefits instead of blow jobs!
- You would? - For sure.
Aren't there men you'd prefer to suck off
than give benefits to?
- No! - Are the poor ugly?
Hardship takes its toll.
That good-looking hefty guy
you were seeing for ages...
You were seeing a guy?
He wasn't at all bad. Shush, girls!
- Not bad? - Quiet!
If you've stopped using him, I'm interested.
Yeah, you gotta share!
She saw him for months in the Heart Suite.
Seriously, where's the guy now?
He's dead.
- Can I try your wig on? - Sure you can.
It really suits you.
What a stunner!
You look like a Mia.
Mia? Mia!
- We're going to call you Mia. - Mia? Meow!
Excellent!
I mainly whack.
- We all have a niche. - And hard too!
What do you think of shit? Do you do scat play?
Yeah, because otherwise I'd have no work.
Be quiet!
Gently.
Gently.
Orange?
Yes, orange!
Good evening, Daniel.
Good evening.
Do go in.
I'll take your coats.
How about a drink?
Have a seat.
Water, please.
- Water, and? - The usual.
Please,
have a seat.
What's that smell?
Did you wet your diaper?
Let Mommy change you.
What's this? A hard-on?
Do you have children?
Yes.
How many?
One.
A boy?
A girl.
Will you lie next to me?
That's what she did.
Your mother?
You look so much like her.
Tell me that's how you show your boy you love him.
You've been a good boy.
See how Mommy loves you?
Tell me I mustn't tell anyone,
that it's our little secret.
This is our little secret.
Stroke my hair.
Very gently.
You're a big boy now. And big boys don't cry.
I don't know,
taking him in my arms was...
You don't have to explain.
Comforting him was too much for me.
When he began to cry, I couldn't comfort him.
I wanted to shake him and say, "Pull yourself together!"
Pull yourself together?
Do you realize the courage it takes for him to do it?
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Where do these go?
They're David's clothes.
You can put them outside, on the sidewalk.
- Outside? - Yes. Go this way.
It's OK, I'll take them.
Shall I put them there?
Marco, Mary! Can you help with the wardrobe?
- Of course. - Sure!
Hang on.
We're losing bits!
Well yeah, it's complicated.
- It sure is! - What happened?
You've gone out!
I'm not switched-on, huh?
I need you to turn me on!
My back hurts.
- Need a massage? - For my back?
No, your ego!
Come on, let's push it.
1, 2, 3...
There!
Not too shabby.
Why do you want to feel pain?
I don't want to.
I'm in constant pain.
I have a chronic condition.
But at least here...
I'm in control.
When it's unbearable, I just say the word and it stops.
Are you alright?
Stop me if I'm wrong.
You don't want me to use objects.
No strangling or cutting.
No marks on your face or blows to the gut.
Or my lower back.
You consent to be here.
Breathe.
Let go.
What are you doing?
Stop.
- I didn't ask for this. - I know.
Let go of me!
Let go!
Please let go of me!
Stop!
Is it a girl or a boy?
I don't know yet.
It's tiny.
- Tiny? - Yes!
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