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Yes, yes.

Yes, ma'am

Are you sure you don't want to come with us to get some ice cream? No, I'm okay.

You guys go on. Come on.

It's going to be a great swap family moment for us all. Yeah, I agree.

It'll be a good time.

No, I have a headache.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on. Please swap on. No, I just don't want to be a Debbie Downer.

Just go have fun. Come back. Tell me all about it. And then we can bond

afterwards.

I'll take these guys. We'll make it quick.

Swamp mom!

Where you at?

Where is she?

Swamp mom!

Where is she?

Honey! Swamp mom!

Are those her clothes?

The heck?

That's a little weird. Yeah.

We should go look for her.

Maybe she's in the shower? You can check in there?

I'll go check over there. We'll check the bedroom? Yeah.

Honey!

Swap mom.

Where is she?

Hey honey.

Hey look.

No, she wasn't in any of the bedrooms.

Yeah, she wasn't in the bedroom either.

It's weird. It is weird.

Well, why would she just take off her clothes?

Maybe she just got changed and went to the store.

Yeah? Maybe. Yeah.

It's a little weird, but... What if she got kidnapped?

Oh my god, that could be true. Oh no, cut. Oh my god. She did not get

kidnapped. Oh my god. She did not get kidnapped. Oh my god.

Calm down.

Okay, before everyone goes nuts, just everyone just shut up and let's chill

out. Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Let's go. Just go sit down

on the couch because she'll be back soon. So we're not going to jump to

those conclusions.

We're just going to watch TV and she'll be home.

Great.

Alright, kids. Sit down. Calm down, okay?

Slow it.

Ah, see, we're like this, are we? Don't worry.

It's alright. She'll be home soon. It's fine, she just always disappears.

He's fine.

I

don't

have to resume the movie, I just came over here so...

Yeah, I can't remember the one. Yeah,

I don't know what you're talking about.

We watched it a couple of weeks ago.

Right, right, right.

As a kid, actually.

Yeah. That was a new movie.

Yeah.

He's so good.

I'm gonna get some water.

Okay.

Wow.

Oh my God, what are you guys doing?

No way.

What is going on?

I don't have any explanation for this.

And it looks like we really can't step back from this. So this is a really

weird first impression.

How about if you just fuck me and we can forget all about this or

I'll leave the swap.

What yeah, yeah

Oh my god, you think maybe we should do this?

Yeah, definitely.

Oh.

Oh,

my God.

That's so good. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

That's so good.

How does it feel over there? Oh my god, she is amazing.

She is fucking amazing.

Can we do that?

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, holy shit!

Hey smart dad, do you think maybe you want to switch a little bit?

Look at this. Do you want to switch a little bit? You got some of that nice

cock over there.

It's too beautiful.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, it's so fucking good Oh,

fuck

oh my god

I'm watching that. I'm watching that.

Oh, yeah

Lay down.

Yes, yes, yes, yes

I feel so fucking dead

There we go.

Yeah, let's do it

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh my god, fuck!

just like that

Oh, yeah. Don't put it there. Don't put it there.

Please.

Please. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

Please. Please.

Give it to her. Give it to her.

Give it to me.

Oh, fuck. Just like that.

Yeah,

there it goes.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

So much pain.

Oh, my God.

Well, I am feeling much better.

That's good.

We're the perfect spot family.

The perfect spot family.

Nice and juicy too.

I think dad knows what I like.

Andy.

But I think my swap room might only want a hot dog.

Can I see your hot dog?

What?

You need to knock it off.

Everyone just needs to get lunch.

You guys know our swap mom is doing laundry in the other room right now,

right?

Okay, so what?

Well, I just think it's unfair.

I think you guys should go in the other room, strip, and do your own damn

laundry. What?

Coming from you?

You don't even do your own laundry.

You have mom do it for you.

Shut up.

Besides... I just want to see who's dick is bigger anyways.

Andy.

Soft and hard. Andy.

And I wonder who's thicker too.

Andy, Andy, Andy.

What are you doing?

It's fine.

No, no, no, no.

It's just a boot. Come on.

This is a real family thing, which means no funny business.

Look, you need to quit it.

What?

You know what?

I need you to take off your clothes. I need to put it in the wash.

Honey, what the heck?

Clothes.

Now.

Both of you.

let's go

Hey. Quit it.

It's fine. Here, just feel that.

With the hands, come on.

Isn't it great?

Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it has been a while.

I'm just going to suck it.

Um...

So good.

Let's do it.

Thank you.

Right there.

Right there.

Hold that squat right there.

Yeah, grab the bench and loosen up.

Yeah.

Now get it back.

It's good.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Don't do that.

Oh my god.

Oh, God.

oh my god, yes

I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

oh my god oh my

god

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

I'm so

sorry

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh my god!

Fuck!

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh, right there.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

It's right there.

Oh my god, yes, right there.

Fuck, yes, right there.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my god!

Oh my

God.

That was

so good.

Good job.

Do you still want sausages for dinner, mom?

Except these two are really good with their sharks and crafts.

Thanks, Mom.

We've been getting along real well.

I'm just wondering if it's shark month for you as well.

Maybe.

What does that even mean?

And I'm hoping to get my bread wings, that's all.

Hey, cut it out!

Are you serious?

There will be none of that on this swap, young lady.

None at all.

I'm gonna get that dick.

I'm gonna

get

that dick.

You guys really need to cool it off.

You guys are so uptight.

Look, we're gonna go to the kitchen and make you guys a snack.

Try to behave while we're gone or you're both grounded, okay?

Right there with you, honey. Come on.

No.

We have to watch this, too. There's gonna be trouble.

I know. They're being so inappropriate right now.

We can't let them have sex.

No, we can't.

But... I do want to taste you.

We can't, we gotta stop this.

But we can continue in the bedroom later.

Right now we gotta keep an eye on those two.

Let's get back to them.

Alright.

Oh my god!

What the hell?

We left you guys alone for two minutes?

Put your dick away!

You guys think this little shark game is a fucking joke?

I'll show you.

Wait, honey.

It's not here.

Try some.

Look at this.

Do you think this is funny?

You think your little shark game is so cute?

Do we look hot or do we look ridiculous, hmm?

Actually, he has a really nice cock.

Young lady!

I'm trying to teach you both a lesson here.

Oh, come on. I've seen the way you and Slop Dad interact.

Come on.

You're a bad girl, you know that?

But I do like your idea.

I just don't think this is something that a family should be doing.

Oh.

Mmm!

Whoa.

Oh man.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I mean, we might as well.

Oh, my God.

Give me that dick.

Come fuck your swap, Mom.

Please, please, please.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, that dick.

It's so good.

Now it's your turn to come in.

Yeah, you've been so good to us.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh yeah,

give it to me right now.

I'm gonna cum.

I'm gonna cum.

I'm gonna cum.

They closed the campsite due to the fires.

We're going to have to postpone our trip.

This sucks.

We were looking forward to this.

But I wanted to make marshmallows.

And use this cool new thing.

Come on.

This is no fun anymore.

You know what? I've got an idea.

Why don't we just do it right here?

We can pitch a tent in the living room and camp out.

Okay.

There's the spirit.

That's so sweet of you, honey.

If we were outside, we'd already be asleep.

Okay.

for you to say.

I have needs too.

I think they were.

What the hell is going on in here?

Andy, get out of the tent.

Right now young lady.

Out.

What the hell were you doing?

It's not fair.

You and our swap dad can have sex.

No we weren't. What?

And besides, that's what moms and dads are supposed to do. Siblings are

definitely not supposed to have sex.

We can do whatever we want. We're supposed to act like this is real.

Now I'm going to go in the tent and you, young lady, out here.

What? No. Come on now.

Hey, no arguments from anybody. We're supposed to take this shit seriously.

What is that?

No fidgeting.

Nothing.

Do you smell the butter?

Well, if you didn't let me finish...

You'll be fine.

You quit it. What is wrong?

I'm just restless. I can't sleep.

You have a boner, don't you?

What? No.

Why would you say that?

Well, it sounded like you were fucking me a swap, Mom.

I was... I was just doing what dads do.

Right.

Well, if you want, I can take care of it. I mean, I'm horny, too.

Well, you kind of interrupted us, but I can help you out with that.

Ah, done.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

That whole lecture and now you're fucking?

Come on, babe. It's okay.

We're a swap family.

Oh my god.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

There it is. There it is. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

it's so hard. Oh, Father.

Oh, God.

So much.

Mmm.

Mmm.

That was way more fun than testing marshmallows.