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Dear Winston, I so much enjoyed your last letter.

The thought of you rescuing a rabbit with a broken leg from a poacher's trap.

I hope the poor baby is mending properly.

Sometimes I feel like a rabbit with a broken leg.

I struggle through my day trying to keep my spirits up even though I've come to

hate what I'm doing.

I think that if it wasn't for your letters and the fact that I have a

friend like you to talk to, well, I don't know what I would do.

I can't believe that in a city so large and in a job where I get to know so many

people that I could feel this lonely.

What are you doing in my office?

What's going on here?

Greetings from the chairman of the board.

He brings you good tidings.

Congratulations.

You've met and exceeded your quarterly sales projections.

I'd heard rumors of this sort of thing, but I... Oh, my God.

It feels good.

You're very good.

Oh, good, good.

My wife hasn't done this kind of thing very often.

And I sure...

Very... Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Okay.

Tanya, just fix it later. It will be off soon enough.

It has to be, Ty.

You are making such a big deal. Hello, girls.

Oh, hi, Jill.

Hi, how are you doing, sweetie? Listen to me. I can't get this tied.

Okay.

So, who's the best salesman of you tell this quarter?

Oh, Bill Saunders again.

I thought there were more times this year than any more.

Yeah, he's getting a little bit bored with the three of us, so we thought we

would spice it up a bit, you know?

Oh, and by the way, the boss wants to see you.

Yes, dear.

Yes, I... We've already been over this.

Honey, did it ever occur to you that the house we're living in is perfectly fine?

Yes, dear.

I know.

I... Look, look, let me call you back later.

I've got some people in the office, all right?

I love you, too. Goodbye.

Here comes your cop and your boss.

Oh, dear.

Ladies, I don't feel up to this tonight.

Why don't we just shake hands, pretend like we fucked like rabbits, huh?

No.

No. Sorry.

Oh, boy.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh.

Let me help.

Yeah.

On your stomach.

Down, down.

This is the way I like it.

You've got to get used to it.

Come in.

Yes, you wanted to see me, Mr.

Severson?

Yes, Jill.

Babette, this is Jill.

Jill Babette. Hello.

So you're the den mother.

I think I'm feeling a little tired.

Jill, why don't you take over for me for a little while?

On your back.

Up, up, on your back.

No chair.

How do you know she doesn't have any diseases?

I like my pussy served in silence.

Until next time.

No, nobody. I don't know.

I'll use it against me and the company.

Please don't tell J.W.

Please. I need a couple more years before I can retire. Please don't tell

anybody. Don't worry, baby. I'll take care of it.

Hi Bob.

Hi girls.

Oh shit.

Jill?

Jill.

Pick this up.

When I say move, move.

Hello, Jill.

Ah, Babette.

Babette will be joining us and our happy little family.

Right, Babette?

Jill is going to show her all the ropes.

Right, Jill?

Because this weekend, we are having some very special company.

In fact, they're two former employees who are sort of having a...

Reunion. Oh, dildos and diapers.

There is no way to speak about the Secretary of State or the Chief Counsel

to the President.

If you speak that way again, I shall give you to Louie for a month.

Who's Louie?

Louie, come on in here.

Louis, this is Babette.

Will you please escort Babette home and tell her the rules

and the dangers of breaking them?

Yes, sir.

Let's go, Don. We're leaving.

By the way, uh, we had a little problem with Saunders today.

You fucking cunt. You just couldn't wait to destroy that nice old man just to

kiss a little fucking ass with J.W. That is the kind of fucking slut that you

are! You know it? I won't let you! Hey, listen, honey. If you're gonna be a

whore, then you be a whore.

Quit pretending to be Robin Hood. I'm in it for the money, and that's all that

matters. And I'll fuck anybody to get it. Do you understand me?

Yeah, and what about us?

Yeah, what about us?

Someday you're gonna fuck us up, aren't you?

Isn't it lonely enough out there?

If we don't stick together, then we're dead.

And you, you keep your mouth shut, or I'm gonna tell J.W. himself that you're

fucking Billy's brains out!

Okay, just relax, all right?

Just think about you and me. That's all. That's all.

That's all that matters? That's right.

I love you. We'll make it.

I want to take you

closer. Do you? You're doing better already.

Oh, baby.

Oh, darling.

Oh.

Oh, honey.

Oh, God.

Can I have some?

You know, I did as much as she did for Saunders.

And I resent her goody-two-shoes attitude.

I've come to terms with who I am. Why can't she?

She's young.

So, tell me about the Boy Scout.

Well, it's as painful as ever.

How long has this been going on?

Twelve years.

Twelve years.

Oh, Jill, it's longer than a marriage.

Have you ever thought about, um, you know...

No.

No, I don't want to fuck him.

If I fucked him, he'd just be another man.

The last thing I need is another man.

Amen to that, honey.

So,

um, when did this all start?

Well,

Winston and my brother were in the same outfit in Vietnam, and, uh...

When he was killed, Winston wrote me about it from the hospital.

How bad was he shot up?

No, it was a mental hospital.

You see, he and Johnny were captured, and they spent two years in a prison

camp.

Johnny tried to escape. He was killed.

So Winston wrote and told me about how he died, how much he loved Johnny.

I guess the guy had no family and kept writing me.

At first...

The letters were so painful.

Now they're all I have to look forward to.

What are you talking about?

Jill, you live like a queen.

You pay for nothing, and all that just sits there and builds up.

Yeah.

And there's no one to spend it on, either.

Okay. Good night. You'll be okay.

I promise.

Don't worry about Saunders.

Okay.

Thank you.

You're going much better now.

For a second I thought I was going to really have to hurt you bad.

You got to learn in this company, baby, if you want to get ahead, you become a

team player.

Now you're doing real good.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, it's good.

It's good.

Ow! No!

Fuck you!

Fuck you, bitch!

Get up now, bitch!

With every letter I feel that I grow closer to you.

I find myself planning every day around checking whether a new letter has

arrived.

I feel like I know what you are doing and thinking every moment of the day or

night.

I can see your typewriter and your oafish boss and the little apartment

building that you take the bus home to every night.

Forgive me for saying this, but I believe that I love you.

I hope that this boldness on my part doesn't frighten you away.

Until we talk again, yours forever, Winston.

Have you been fucked in the ass, baby?

No. Never?

No. Oh, gee.

That's something that you shouldn't miss, you know?

Really shouldn't.

You like that, huh?

Yeah. Think about all the years of enjoyment you had on one of your hands.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

I guess I should have used some grease or something. Next time.

Come.

Come on, baby. I know you like it. I do.

Oh,

God, you're tight.

Nothing like a virgin.

Oh, baby.

Oh, you're asking. Oh, yeah.

See, you're learning.

You're learning to enjoy yourself.

Be part of the team.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

I'm gonna cum, babe.

Oh, I'm gonna cum.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm gonna cum, babe.

Oh.

Oh.

You're a great lover, baby.

Don't catch a cold.

It's okay.

It's okay. You're going to be okay.

Don't touch me.

You're just going to hurt me like all the rest.

I wanted to hurt you. I just leave you here by yourself.

Come on.

Let me know. Can you move?

No, I don't want to move.

It's okay.

I'm gonna kill those pigs.

Both of them.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow you'll kill them.

Tonight you're gonna get some sleep.

It's okay.

They're only pain killers.

They're not gonna hurt you.

It's all right. You'll feel much better. You'll feel much better.

Trust me.

We get off of Christa's business.

We have to be sure that we keep our mouths shut.

It's just a little bit of insurance.

Don't, no! Don't leave me. Don't, don't leave me.

Don't, he's gonna come back. He's gonna come back. That pain's gonna kill me.

Yeah.

if it isn't the old country shrink.

Making another house call?

Hey, how's the rabbit?

It's free.

Yeah?

How are the dreams?

You mean the nightmare?

Same one.

Yeah.

Think it'll ever go away?

Well, when you no longer need it, it'll probably go

away. Need it?

What the hell do I need with a sadistic nightmare like that for? I'm trying to

forget about it now. How's Jill?

She's fine.

Says she loves me.

That's great.

It's been a long time since you allowed anyone to get close enough to you to

love you.

Yeah.

Bill, I'm scared.

I mean, I want her, but...

You know, when I was a kid, I used to chew a lot of gum.

And then, you know, when I started college, I don't know, for some reason

or another, I gave it up.

I don't think I blew a bubble for like 15 years.

But I'll tell you something.

The very first time I put a stick in my mouth and I gave it a try, it came right

back to me.

Same way with love.

And the sex.

Yeah, just stick your tongue out and blow, huh? Mm-hmm.

Bill, I, uh, I haven't been able to get it up since now. Winston, there is

nothing wrong with you.

Not mentally and certainly not physically. You just saw too many

friends die.

And you've been afraid.

Yes.

Afraid. Afraid to let yourself go, to feel for anyone, to allow yourself to be

hurt again.

Yeah, well, to put it in layman's terms, I mean, you know, when you stop feeling,

well, you stop fucking.

So what'll I do?

Why don't you just go see her?

See her? I can't, I can't go see her.

Why not?

Oh, shit.

Well, I'm afraid.

I'm afraid that she won't like me, you know? Oh, Winston, come on. She said she

loves you, for Christ's sake. She likes the guy in the letters. Oh, who wrote

the letters? I wrote the letters, all right? But I can't take that chance.

Good.

Why don't you just, uh, at least think about calling her, all right?

Just think about it.

All right.

You're probably right when yeah dream like you have that are to be protected

at all cost Be real pity to lose it

Oh, good to see you.

Hi. How are you? I'm excited.

You know Jill, of course, don't you?

Oh, sure, I know Jill.

What have we got here?

This is our newest lady.

About that.

Which one's dildo and which one's diaper?

Everybody like a drink? I think I can get something.

Yes.

I'm gonna regret this for a very long long time.

You know, I've already been fucked in the ass.

What else can you do to me?

Oh, Dan.

Dan. Yes, sir?

How'd you like keto?

Keto? Yes, I was there recently. It's lovely. Lovely this time. Beautiful

weather, wonderful people. Food's terrific.

Yes. I hear you had a good time. Yes, absolutely.

Talk about that more later.

Keto, yes.

I'll give you a big rundown on keto after dinner.

I'd like to pour the toast in the immortal words of the state legislature.

If you can't drink their booze and eat their food and make love to their women

and vote against them, then you've got no business in politics.

Now, just what do you have planned for dessert?

Well, I hear we're going to bob for apples and other exotic fruits.

Tanya, darling.

Honey, I think I've lost my earring under the table.

Will you help me, love?

Hello, sir.

. .

.

.

Gentlemen. Yes.

I would like to propose a toast.

Another toast?

I can take it. Gentlemen, to my favorite lady.

To Jill. To Jill.

To Jill. I'll drink to that.

Dad, by the way, I'm getting back to Quito. I just got back from Quito

myself. Oh, really?

Yes.

The situation is getting a little tense there, isn't it?

I'm a bit worried about our investments.

Now, why don't you tell an old friend some good news?

Well, what kind of good news are we looking for?

Any kind you like, Mr. Secretary.

Well...

I believe I can state unequivocally that the United States will always stand

behind the interests of American companies abroad.

And furthermore, J.W., I believe it is our solemn duty to protect companies

such as yours.

English, Mr. Secretary, in English.

What can I say?

If you've got me by the balls, my heart and mind will always follow.

Good.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, since dinner seems to be over and all business is

solved, why don't we retire to the living room? I just call it the

playroom. Ah, yes, the playroom.

Now the dinner's over, I arranged for a little entertainment.

I think you'll all find it very amusing.

On the good ship.

On the good ship.

Lollipop.

Oh, it's a short trip to the... It's a

short trip to the...

Apology would have been sufficient, J.W.

You know, you've been doing me a long time.

Almost from the beginning.

I've never once had to say anything to you about your work.

Over the years, I've come to think of us as a sort of team.

Maybe I should have told you how much you mean to me,

Gus.

You know, I try to show you by the size of your chin.

You know...

When you leave here someday, you're going to have real security.

What I'm trying to say is... is that thing with that bed.

That's right.

The baby's wet himself already.

Come to mommy.

Hey

there,

pilgrim. Those things are loaded.

You might blow your toe off.

Or maybe mine.

Settle up, girls.

I'm ready for you.

We'd better have this.

Yeah.

I don't think that's ready for you quite yet.

We'll make it.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Fuck me, mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy, fuck me.

Okay, you sit back now.

He's gonna fuck the baby.

Hi. How you doing?

Nice and strong. Good, baby.

That's mommy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, baby, you like me, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah,

that's it. Good baby. Good baby. Good baby. Good baby.

Sorry.

Mommy kisses.

Make it better.

Come on now, Babette.

Come on. Be a good girl.

Come on.

Kiss it. Make it better now. Come on.

There we go.

Make up. Yeah, baby brother.

That's right.

Yeah.

Good girl.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It shouldn't hurt you a bit, but if it hurts you just grin and bear it.

Come up here, my dear.

Thank you, Jill, baby.

I'll see you next year, huh?

Next year.

Yes.

What?

Tell him I'll be right there. Don't let him speak to anyone.

I'm sorry, sir. You'll have to wait here until Miss Jamison arrives.

If you can't find his secretary in half an hour, you probably never will.

Excuse me, ma'am. This man says he knows you.

Yes.

This is Mr. Fields.

Really? Hacks more like John Wayne.

Why, how about some lunch?

Sure. Thank you.

You hungry?

Yeah, if you are.

So, how long have you been in town?

Three hours and ten minutes.

I checked right into the motel and came right over to see you before...

Before I changed my mind.

Oh, here.

Thank you.

What are you staring at?

Nothing, nothing.

It doesn't matter.

Yes, you are.

Come on, you can tell me.

Well, you... You don't exactly look like the picture I have of you.

I mean...

Hey, look, if I'd known you were this beautiful, I probably couldn't have had

the courage to come here.

You don't look so bad yourself.

So, uh, gonna see each other after lunch or what?

You men are all alike.

Take a girl out to lunch and you think you own her.

No, no, I didn't mean that.

You know, you must be pretty popular over there. Everybody I talk to seem to

know you.

Oh, really?

Who did you talk to?

Well, the doorman, the security guard, this guy in the hallway.

What guy?

I'll need a cassette of this as soon as we're done.

Tonight, I'll take you anywhere you want to go. You just name it. Yeah?

Well, I really just came here to Los Angeles to see you.

Oh, come on. There's got to be some place that you want to see that you've

always dreamed of.

Well, yeah, there is one place, if you must know.

Yeah? Okay.

Come on. You can tell me. You're going to think I'm silly.

Disneyland. We'll go there tonight.

Tonight?

Oh, really?

Who'd you talk to?

Well, the, uh... Doorman, a security guard, some guy in the hallway.

What guy?

How involved are they look I'll get right back to you. All right

Except

for some correspondence we found in her room. I don't know of any contact

I'll

handle it

I don't want to hit you with this all at the same time.

What?

We have a second problem with Tanya.

It'll be over.

I brought you a towel, sweetheart.

It's just so good to feel again.

Would you like me to wash your back for you, baby?

Sure. It'll make you feel better.

Let me get in with you.

That's fine company. I always want the best body in the house. In my bathtub.

I guess we're pretty lucky, huh? Yeah.

So much fun. I think I'm gonna fuck him. Yeah?

Uh-huh. I don't know.

I hope so.

You do.

You better fuck this shit out of me.

You better fuck this shit out of me.

You know that?

Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

But I'm sure it'll be wonderful.

It's nice to be in love, isn't it?

Yeah.

Remember, 7.45.

Yes? Jill, come to my room, please.

J.W., could it possibly wait until morning? I was just about to do... Now,

Jill.

Okay.

Yeah? Yeah, Jill asked me to pick you up and bring you to her residence.

She's an old friend. She thought you might like a ride in a limo.

Hey, all right. I'll get my coat.

Okay.

Has Jill come in?

Uh, J.W., you wanted to see me.

Yes.

I thought we...

Might spend some time together.

I mean, what with all the guests being here.

We haven't seen very much of each other.

I know.

Actually, though, I really had other plans for tonight.

Maybe we can take a rain check.

No.

J.W., I never ask you for anything extra.

Just this once, I need some time for myself.

My dear, you're in for the evening.

That's very good.

Oh yes, it's very nice.

That's very nice.

Who do you work for, Jill?

For you.

Who?

I work for you, J.W.

Nice.

And who owns you?

You do.

Who?

You do.

I love you, Jill.

Do you love me?

Yes, I love you.

Oh, yes.

That's really good. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Ah, children.

Ah.

Oh. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ugh.

Sorry?

It doesn't matter.

JW is right.

It's too good to be true.

I'll just go back to being empty.

What about him?

What about his feelings?

Why don't you stop thinking about yourself for a change and think about

him?

Well, you can do what you want.

Billy and I are leaving tonight.

You can come if you want to, but if you want to stay, you're just a whore and a

fool.

I'm not a whore!

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna go for it.

Okay, baby.

Do you think there's any chance of me winning him back?

Hey!

What are you doing?

Come on, leave me alone.

Do you want to do me a good time? No.

Oh, come on.

Look, just leave me alone, okay?

What's the matter with you?

Here. Oh!

No, leave me alone!

Get out.

Not until you let me explain.

Well, why did you have to come here anyway and just wreck everything?

I was quite content in loving you through your letters.

You don't think you like me.

You don't even know me.

That's the damn truth.

Well, who are you to condemn me?

Oh, yeah, sure, I fuck for a living.

You bet. I fuck real good, mister.

But I sure never held a gun to a man's head and blew his brains out while I did

it.

How the hell did you know that?

How did you know that wasn't Mr. Drake? I don't know. How the hell did you know

that? I didn't tell anybody that. How did you know?

I just knew from the first time that you wrote me a...

Never told anybody that.

If I can forgive that, can't you forgive

me for my ugly little sins?

Winston.

I love you more than I love myself.

And if I can't have...

I have to get out of here.

This is going to be the first place that they come looking for me when they find

I've escaped.

Escaped?

I'll explain later.

We've got to find a place where we can hide.

Okay.

But Harry, Harry, I don't care if the FBI doesn't have jurisdiction in this

case.

I want you to help me find those women.

Look, Harry, you owe me.

You owe me.

And I'm calling in all the markers.

Okay, that's better.

Well, they picked up Tanya and Billy and they're being brought back to the house

now.

Where's Jill?

Still nothing.

I got Morgana outside, though. I thought you might like to see her. Send her in.

Send Morgana in.

You want to talk to me, J.W.?

Where's Jill?

Why, did somebody lose her?

You didn't know she was gone?

No.

No.

All right.

And you wouldn't be opposed to helping us find her?

That would be my pleasure.

What do you know about this clown that she's been corresponding with?

The park ranger?

Did she run off with the boy scout?

Did Jill ever mention to you any place that he might be found?

No, not really.

I'll be damned.

Look, maybe it's not my place to say this, and I

apologize if it's not, but I think that she

really loves this guy, and I think that you should let her go.

Get out.

Would you consider marrying me?

Are you speaking from your heart?

From your cock?

You're a kind, gentle, good-looking man, Winston.

There are many women who would marry you in a minute.

I don't want any other woman.

I want you.

If you still want to marry me in a month, you got a deal.

You make me so happy.

I'll make breakfast.

You sleep in the locker.

If you try to see her again...

I'm gonna blow your dick off and stuff it down your throat.

It's good to have you back with us, Jill.

Now, I hope this little incident has taught you a lesson.

You can do whatever you want to me, J.W., but I'm not going to work for you

again.

Even after a while, Louie has to get tired of hitting me.

Will you work for me again?

You will work for me again, and you will work for me harder than you ever did

before. You want to bet?

Yeah, do I bet I'll bet you that the next time you get out of line

Louie will kill your friend

I'll

be in my room

Incoming incoming You get

out of my life No

more bubblegum No more bullshit either, all right,

okay No more bullshit

You pecker.

Where the hell you been?

Huh? I've been all over, friend.

For one thing, I took your advice and I went to Los Angeles.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Really, I mean, I... I really thought the two of you would hit it off.

Said she'd marry me Well,

then why all this She's a whore She

works for this this big fucking company, I don't know I Came up here to

get away from them and they came and took her back They took her back

Put a gun to my head drugged her

And took her back.

And I don't know what the fuck to do.

We can start by getting up.

Come on, get up.

Come on, get up, god damn it.

Will you leave me alone? Damn it, you look like shit.

I smell you becoming shit.

Don't you think it's about time you stopped being so god damn selfish?

What about Jill?

Huh? You're just gonna leave her down there to rot?

Look!

I can't go in there without doing some damage, don't you understand that?

Bullshit. I don't think I can do that again.

You mean you won't.

God damn it.

What about her brother, huh?

You gonna leave her down there like you left him to die, huh?

God damn it, you're pissing on his fucking grave.

I'm gonna need your help.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Honey.

Okay,

okay, okay

Where's Jill?

Um, she's in her room.

Would you show me?

Well, only if you give me something for it.

Some gum?

Oh, thank you.

Open.

I'm gonna play with this too.

Okay.

Where is she?

Right through there.

What are you doing here?

I'm going to get you out of here. That's what I'm doing. No, I don't want them to

hurt you.

Look, just do exactly as I say.

All right.

And we're going to get out of here.

Let's go. Be quiet.

Sorry, Jill.

I really didn't want it to end this way.

I told you I'd kill him.

I told you I would.

Okay, come on, sweetheart. Let's go.

Come on. You can read the comics later.

We're waiting. All right?

Okay. Come on.

Okay.

Okay.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the presence of these

witnesses.

Thank you.