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Okay.

Listen, thanks a lot for your invitation, but it's that right now I

don't feel like going out, really.

Oh, get off it. Hey, you know it's New Year's Eve.

Oh, I know, I know, but... You're refusing to have fun with your friends?

You know, I really didn't enjoy myself too much last time.

Yeah, I know, that was a little problem, but it was just a misunderstanding. No,

it wasn't just that. I just didn't feel like standing in a corner watching

everyone else. No one made you do that.

Oh, but come on, what was I going to do, dance with a broom?

I don't know, what about Irene?

Irene, let's not even talk about her.

Look, I know it's not just girls you miss. I know you're not going to stay

single forever.

Besides, I've got plans already, so you just keep yourself busy with your party

and leave me alone, okay?

He's got plans.

What are you going to do, count the stars in the sky?

Come on, Gilda, we're bugging.

This is nuts.

I mean, what an idiot.

He's going to ruin my party.

Why are you worrying about that ingrate?

Because he's my best friend.

Oh, forget about all that.

He'd rather be alone, and that's his problem.

We can have fun on our own, okay? I want you to promise me, alright?

Sure thing, I promise. Okay.

I don't know what I'd do without you, my love.

You want a drink?

I'd love one.

You could make me forget about any problem.

I know, sweetie.

It's hot in here.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me, miss. I'm really very sorry. It's not my fault. It's because it's

round. That's why, if it were square... If it were square?

Yeah, I mean... That's why it rolls away. That's why... Oh, it's round.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm really very sorry. But hey, it's really not a problem. Not a problem at

all. Bye-bye.

Oh, but wait!

You're orange!

Thanks a lot.

What the fuck?

What the fuck were you doing? It's round.

Of course oranges are round. You idiot.

You're a total cretin.

Yeah, you're a total cretin. You couldn't say even one nice thing. Not

even a compliment.

No.

No, it's round.

Now, have you ever seen a square orange?

You idiot.

Well, now.

Now that's all over.

Things are really going to change.

So I'm going to go to Jill's New Year's Eve party, whether they like it or not.

Here we are. I'll start with that.

Look

who's

talking.

Lame. I'm completely lame. Thick as a plank.

I really can't go to that party.

Come on, man.

You're only going to wind up ending the night in front of the TV with some

stupid fucking video.

Hiya. Hello.

Lucky thing that they're around. Oh yeah? And why?

I mean, if oranges were square, that orange never would have rolled over to

you. And that's a lucky thing? Why is that?

Well, because if it hadn't rolled over to you, I never would have met you.

Well, isn't that nice?

Goodbye. No, wait. Don't leave like that. Stay a little. Come on, please.

But I... I don't even know you.

Okay, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Philip. I'm an accountant.

I'm single. I live nearby.

What else can I tell you?

Okay, so talk to me.

Tell me, what's your name?

Renata, but I really have to... Please excuse me, bye.

Oh, no, excuse me, but you look a little lost. Could I help you?

Oh, well, uh, do you know where I could find a hotel?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I do. I know of one. If you want, I could take you there. It's

just ten minutes walk away. Oh, could you?

Thanks. Okay.

Let's go.

Careful, it's New Year's Eve.

Everyone's in a hurry. It's best to be careful.

Do you always talk so much? It's just that I'm so happy to have met you. Okay,

here we are.

This hotel looks pretty much like it's closed.

You think so?

The sign's lit and there's a light on in the reception area. Maybe so, but the

door is shut and locked.

Here we go.

There isn't anybody here.

This is strange.

Where's the receptionist?

He can't be too far off.

We'll wait for him.

One second.

I think I caught a glimpse of him in the light.

Yeah, the receptionist should be over there.

Let's see what's going on.

you

No. No.

Excuse me, we'd like a room.

Come on, the hotel's closed.

You got some balls coming in here like that.

Well, the door was half open, so then we... Get the fuck out of here!

Alright.

Assholes.

You'll pay some, that guy.

I tell you, that was the most I've laughed in ages.

Yeah, it was just hilarious.

It's just, now I should go back.

I should go back to where I started and find a place to sleep.

Well... I still don't know where I'm going to sleep.

Well, if you want to stay at mine, you can.

What? Of course.

Oh, what an idiot I am, thinking you'd be different.

Great. Bye-bye, that's it. No, no, no, no, listen to me. It's not what you

think. I'm not even going to be in the apartment.

You'll be there alone.

Completely alone? Yeah. And what are you going to do?

A couple of friends invited me to their house for a New Year's Eve party, and I

won't be back until tomorrow. Oh, that's great.

Well... Yeah, what do you want?

Thanks, it's really nice of you.

Come on, I have a better idea. Why don't you just come to the party with me?

Oh, no, that's not really a very good idea. Why not?

I don't know any of your friends. No, I don't want to ruin your evening, you

know. But thanks for asking me. No, really, please. It would make me very

happy if you'd come with me.

I just don't... I mean, you're really kind. I wouldn't want to ruin your

evening or to dash your hopes.

Oh, there's really no danger of that.

You think so?

Well, okay.

All right, I'll go with you. How long do you need to get ready?

Oh, half an hour. I'll give you an hour.

Ten hours. A lifetime if you want. We'll see. We'll start with half an hour.

Okay.

You know... You are without a doubt the prettiest woman I've ever met.

Shall we go?

I'm ready.

Superb. Fantastic.

You like it?

You're just stunning. There's no other way to describe you. Thanks.

You're very kind.

That's okay.

Should we go? Whenever you want.

Then let's go.

This is a party.

Oh, man.

I haven't seen you in so long.

Yeah, come on. How have you been, everybody?

That's right.

Bunch of cappers. Let me introduce the entertainment that should get you up and

going. Amazing Irene is here to script.

It's just a game.

Yeah.

Yeah, oh

Forget all about this with some champagne

For a party? I'm very glad. Yeah.

I had a feeling that we'd just do that.

Well.

I don't know what I'm going to do now.

What's going on, huh?

Hello. Hey, come and sit on me for a while. Yeah, well, I was dancing away.

Oh, we saw you.

Hey, you want to have some fun?

Let's go have some fun. Come on.

Yeah.

Let's go. Yeah, come on.

There you go. I'm very happy. I want to know where that girl got those hair off.

That's so nice.

Come here, boys.

Yeah, let me get a look at that. What you got inside there?

I can't wait.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, God.

Oh, you are something special.

Oh, it feels so good. Don't stop.

Oh, don't stop.

Suck my cock.

Yeah.

You can really do it.

It's just not normal that it counts.

Well,

that's true. That's true.

Like that.

Oh, yeah.

Man,

what could they do to make this party any better? Well, nothing really.

Oh, man.

Over here. Some way to celebrate the new year, huh?

The shower's dark.

It's great, isn't it?

I'm having fun, huh?

less than 10 seconds we're going to be in the year 2000 so i suggest we all

count down together

It's the best New Year's ever.

Have a big surprise.

Huh? All to have some fun.

All right.

Well, look, we should ring in the new millennium, and I thought that we should

do it in an extraordinary way. I'm proposing to all of you that, well, I

want and I require that all of you forget your problems and shed all of

your inhibitions. And just get rid of them. Get rid of them, like your

clothes, because we're going to have the world's best orgy to ring in the new

millennium.

I like that we're still dancing.

I'm getting so hot!

Oh, come on.

This and the other bottle of champagne can only mean trouble.

Did you hear what she said?

let me get you

Small with

Yeah

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. This is the best night of my life.

It ain't over yet.

Once we get to my house, you want me to leave you alone?

Oh, no.

There's no point in that. I know you now. I know that I can trust you. Okay.

I'll sleep on the couch.

I'm sure it's really comfy.

But if in any case you'd rather I... You'll have... Oh, don't be like that. I

thought you might change your mind. You never know.

Here we are.

Thanks for everything.

Would you mind if I took a shower?

No, not at all. I'll wake you up for breakfast.

Goodnight. You too.

Goodnight. Goodnight.

You want to come up?

Don't be so dumb.

You look like you need some cheering up.

Come on, let me do it. I assure you, you won't regret it.

Come on.

Let's celebrate the new year.

Are you coming up?

Come in. Don't stay outside.

Don't be scared. I won't bite.

Give me your coat.

You don't have any reason to be scared. You're in good hands, sweetie.

Here. Thanks.

Don't stand around like that. Sit down here.

You know what?

You're my first client of the new year. I have to kiss you, you know. Supposedly

it's good luck.

And so, what did I tell you? Do you like this?

Huh? Do you want me?

Look.

Well?

Huh?

You like that?

Oh yeah.

Very beautiful.

Yeah.

You

want

me to touch you?

Yeah. Yeah?

Oh, you're already excited.

Aww.

Yeah, that's good.

Just like that.

Oh yeah, like that.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh yeah.

Now suck me.

Yeah.

What are you laughing at?

Let's take this off.

Come on.

Thatta boy.

God, I love it.

Uh, uh, uh.

That's good.

You like that?

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh

yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Right to it. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

A dream.

It was only a dream, Renata.

Thank you.

Pleased to see you, Philip.

You were just wondering if you were still dreaming.

Well, yes and no.

You just lived through a... But what kind of game is this? Am I going crazy

or what?

Oh, no, not at all. I assure you, you aren't going crazy.

We're dream fairies.

We watch all your dreams every year at New Year's. One of us comes to Earth and

becomes human to embody somebody's dreams.

This time, it's your turn.

But it was real. I really did have you in my arms Well, of course it was real

and it was a very special moment And I wish we could have gone on but we're not

allowed to have physical relations with humans if we do we lose our powers we

can only Make love to each other to other fairies. So look my love.

It's the only pleasure I can ever give you

Just look at me.

Oh, who can that be?

So damn early on New Year's Day.

It's you. It's really you. It's incredible.

But it's impossible.

I must still be dreaming.

Sit down.

Well, in your opinion, was it a dream?

um

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I guess I should just wait for you to disappear one more time.

And keep on floating between dreaming and reality.

All right?

No, Philip.

I've made the big jump. I don't ever want to look back. I had to choose and

it's done.

What? You had to choose and you chose me?

What good does it do if you get to the top of a mountain and you can see the

sky but you can never touch it?

What good is it having supernatural powers if you don't know what love is?

And I love you, Philip.