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We're going to England! She has the tape, Nightmare Maker.

So, what's the plan?

We meet her in the pub tomorrow at lunchtime.

Long way to walk though.

- Any chance of a lift? - Oi!

Do that again, you'll need a bandage of your own.

You know, if you're gonna be such a stuck-up bitch,

you can get out and walk.

We've had a report about money being stolen from the school Debs fund.

There's that festival thingy on.

That was just locals playing dress-up.

The body of a young woman has been found by a lake

in the Derbyshire Dales between Chesterfield and Ashdale.

Police say the woman may have died under suspicious circumstances

and are appealing for information from anyone who was in the area.

Yeah, hi. I'm calling about a tip-off.

It's about that body in the woods.

Yeah, I picked up three very unusual teenagers last night.

I had to throw them out me car.

Right by the walking trail.

Er, yeah, one of them were dark skinned, and er...

each of them had this bandage on their left hand.

Looked like some strange cult kind of thing.

You see, it's just a festival.

That thing last night was just locals playing dress-up, is all it was.

Whatever. Let's just get this tape and be done with it.

What if she doesn't show?

She will.

Are you sure this is the right place?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hello. Can I get three pints of lager please?

Er, is this the only pub?

Certainly is.

One pub, one shop, one Post Office round the corner.

That's it, apart from my church.

Right, thanks.

We don't even know what she looks like.

She could be some 50-year-old with no arms, no legs.

How would she write the letters then?

Yeah.

We are gonna watch the film, aren't we?

Of course, we have to make sure it's in mint condition, every bit of it.

Here you go, on the house.

Sound. How'd you manage that?

I told him we were orphaned by an IRA bomb.

The British think it's basically Flanders over home. The bandages really sold it.

No surrender!

So the police just showed up at your door

and you expect me to believe you didn't call them?

We didn't, honestly. It was all about the missing money.

Their first priority is to find the children.

They already found out that Zoe was in hospital last night

and signed herself out. I mean, that's what we're dealing with here.

So, no, we can't just sit around We're getting the ferry.

The Guards will be checking in with their counterparts in the UK.

So if you've any extra intel from those letters, Abe, we could really do with it.

What do you mean? Why would I read them? They are his.

- Oh God be good to us. - Really?

Don't you wanna know who he's meeting?

I mean, who knows what sort of head- the-balls are dealing those videos.

None of them are children anymore. -Yes, they are!

They are and they always will be

If they run, it's because they want to see us follow them.

They're kids, they're our kids.

So we will be getting the ferry, but there is room in the car

if you change your mind. Come on, Frank.

Is the pathologist done?

Yeah, took his time getting here though.

They're about to bag the body up

I found this.

Christ.

What are we gonna do if she doesn't show?

- I need this money. - She'll come.

Okay, you wrote to a PO box, yeah?

That proddy, vicary, reverend fella,

he said that there's a Post Office on the other side of the village.

Oh, well, surely they know who owns the box, I mean if she lives round here.

She's not even that late.

Look, me and him need to stay here in case she shows.

Ah, fuck no!

I'm not going off by myself after that shit last night, you must be joking.

You said yourself it's your trip

- Your pen pal... - Not a pen pal.

Your problem.

Con?

Oh, for fuck's sake!

I'm getting tired of this, you know?

Thanks man, appreciate it.

Do you though?

- Hello there, young man. - Hi.

I'm looking for a PO box.

It's number 489, is that here?

It is, the very one.

Would you be able to tell me who owns it please,

if that's something you can do?

Such lovely manners.

So rare these days.

But I'm afraid that would be against Royal Mail policy.

Okay, um...

So what happens when a letter arrives to a box?

Well, I notify the owner.

If they're local, I usually give them a call.

Personal touch.

That's how we do things around here.

Okay. Can I get a piece of paper and an envelope then please?

Ah, I don't wanna be drunk.

She's not coming.

Why would you say that?

You don't know.

Are you trying to get pissed?

You alright after last night?

Aye, I'm fine.

Come on!

Don't be such a dry shite.

I watch skulls getting drilled.

I'm not a dry shite.

Dry shite.

Fuck off.

You're easily influenced, aren't ya?

Me?

You've never made an original choice in your life.

You're a sheep following the crowd.

You wanna go there again?

Okay, 'cause I'll tear your whole act to shreds.

You know, “I'm Billy, I'm too cool for friends 'cause I don't have any ”.

I don't talk like that.

Alright, how about a truce then?

I'll give you to the end of this pint.

Wonderful.

You know what?

This is all a bit silly.

I can't give you a name and address

but maybe if you were to ask me something else,

I might be able to help you out.

Okay, well, we're looking for a girl that comes in here.

She sends letters and packages to Ireland.

Ah, yes.

I think I know the very one.

Well, let's just say if you happened to walk out the Church Road,

follow the road all the way around until the crossroads,

take a right and then a left,

you might find someone worth talking to.

Oh my God, thank you so much.

We don't take the Lord's name in vain around here.

Oh, right.

Sorry, of course.

Hm.

Could I get another piece of paper for all those directions?

Thanks.

Whey-hey! Festival week, gents!

Pint of your best there, Tim.

Sit down, Rob.

Alright Reverend? Don't see you in here much, you letting loose?

Tone it down, son, bit of respect.

Oh, fair enough. I know we're honouring the dead, but it were 300 years ago.

I'm talking about the body they found by the lake.

Could be one of our own.

Oh right, that.

My brother's reporting on it for the paper.

They haven't named her yet but between me and you...

they reckon it was, um, a group thing, three suspects.

Terrible times.

The whole world's gone to hell in a handbasket.

Okay, truth.

Because if I say dare, you'll twist it on me again.

Is it true...

your ma left for some other fella?

- What the fuck you ask me that for? - Sorry!

I thought this was truth or dare

I-I'll ask something else if it's too sensitive.

No it's not fuckin'...

I don't even, I don't even know!

No one ever told me.

I think she's living with some doctor now or something.

I don't know if he's the reason why...

whatever.

It was ages ago, alright? I'm fine.

Hey, your turn!

Truth, why the fuck did you ask me that?

Because...

I knew it would get under your skin and that's what you're really afraid of.

No, no, bullshit.

So you can drink and go again.

Come on.

I answered your question, you asked me that for a reason.

Why are you so interested all of a sudden?

I caught my dad sleeping with someone else.

There you go.

Con doesn't know.

I'm just trying to keep everything together.

Yeah, how's that working out for you?

It's not so funny now, is it?

Okay, dare!

Come to the ladies with me.

- Come on, it'll be funny. - Why?

Because all these stiffs will think we're having sex in there.

Come on, Zoe, this is all just a big distraction to you, isn't it?

No.

You're gonna have to tell Con eventually, you know?

Look at you.

You're ducking the dare.

- You're morto. - I'm not.

Okay, well then you won't mind me doing this. Come on Billy!

- Zoe. - Let's go!

- Zoe! - I want you to do me now!

- Stop it. - Ride me sideways, Billy!

- Zo... Zoe. Zoe, stop! - Go on, show us what you're made of!

Zoe, stop.

What the fuck was that?

Relax, we're having a laugh.

You're half cut?!

Did you find anything?

I know where she lives.

Alright... I don't care where you're from, we can't have that in here.

I'm asking you to leave, now.

- Yeah, okay, we're going anyway. - Come on, get your bag and go.

- Get your hands off me. - Alright.

Do we have a problem here?

We don't like trouble round here especially from outsiders.

I leave yous alone for two seconds and yous get us thrown out the place.

Some people can't take a joke.

Where are we even goin'?

Don't worry about it, I'll handle this.

Hello?

You could have told me you were going from Belfast.

I would've packed a sandwich.

Yeah, I was a bit surprised you came to be honest.

What changed your mind?

Are you serious?

Wait...

you didn't get a call from the police?

- What call? - What call?

Oh, God.

Okay, how do I, er...

Look, the good news is they have been sighted in Derbyshire.

What's the bad news?

They are wanted for questioning in a murder investigation.

- Wha...?! - What?

- Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ.

Alright, this must be it.

Are we sure about this?

Just door-stepping her?

I mean, why didn't she show?

Let's ask her.

Now hang on...

Am I the only one who finds this weird?

What do we know about this girl?

Oh, don't start this again.

Either we do it now, or we go home.

Let me lead this, alright?

I'll explain about the Post Office.

No, no, no.

She's my contact.

I'll do it.

Hi, um, we're looking for someone.

Your sister maybe?

Your letter said there'd be two of yous.

Who's the girl?

Is she here, or...?

Fangoria Fangirl?

Yeah.

Yeah, you could say that.

You'd better come in.

You want your tape, right?

Anyone else home?

Er... My parents are away.

In here.

Look...

Maybe you should just explain what's going on first.

Er, I'm...

Fangoria Fangirl.

I'm her.

She's me.

I pretended to be a girl when I posted it in Fangoria to get more replies.

I had to keep it up.

Nah...

That's bullshit, okay? She doesn't wanna meet us for some reason

and, and you're covering for her, right?

Right, this one...

Erm...

I knew it.

I fuckin' knew it.

There she is, Billy.

There's your dream girl.

God, I'm sorry, that's priceless!

Look at him.

Can I, um... toilet?

A toilet? Yeah, just there on the left.

Too much?

Maybe the wrong moment to gloat.

I thought he'd be happy.

I mean, we found what we're looking for, right?

Yeah, I've got it.

You'll-you'll be able to check the whole thing.

No video player.

Oh yeah, er...

Er, yeah, I've got a place out back.

My mum's not too keen on me watching videos in the house.

It means I can watch what I want

Would you like your tapes now?

Oh, right yeah, of course.

Great.

Was it not weird, you know,

pretending to be a girl?

I mean, Billy kind of liked you, I think.

What? No, he...

It was just a name. He saw what he wanted to.

Right, um...

Now here, hey!

We've gotta see his first.

Hey look, I'm sorry.

I know it's not funny.

To you.

Yeah, look, you're not the only one, you know.

I, I do...

- I do lots of exchanges. - Don't.

I don't need anyone feeling sorry for me.

Why didn't you just come to the pub?

Come clean?

You think I can just keep meeting strangers in a pub

without people talking?

So give your address then.

So everybody knows where the illegal video collector lives?

You all find the PO box.

If you're not some weirdo,

you get sent here.

Look, let me get your tape.

That's all that matters, right?

Yeah.

I don't feel good about any of this.

Where is he?

Maybe he's gone to get his chainsaw.

Look, his whole story checks out

apart from having a dick.

Well, I'm not staying to check that tape, alright?

Let's just make the exchange and go.

But it's worthless if it's not mint.

We need to pay back that money or we're dead.

I'll take my chances at home.

But we were supposed to watch it

This is it, remember, you and me,

finishing this together.

Yeah, that was before.

Yeah, was it?

Or was this whole thing about your pen pal?

What's wrong with you? Are you embarrassed?

- What, 'cause you had a crush on this guy? - Shut your mouth.

What do you think?

- Stay or go? - What are you even asking her for?

You never listen to me.

You always wanna be in control of everything we do.

You sent me off to do your grunt work while yous two got half pissed...

Don't get narky with me, alright?

If you don't wanna do something, just fuckin' say it!

I don't wanna go to London, alright?

I never did!

I don't wanna make tea on fucking film sets!

I want you to stay in Dublin.

Well, why didn't you just tell me?

Because...

because I didn't want this to be the end.

Look...

I'm sorry, alright?

This was my stupid plan.

Maybe I shouldn't be in charge anymore.

Whatever you think, I trust you.

Sorry about the wait.

So, er, do you wanna check this now

or will you have a cup of tea or something?

Would-would you mind if I held it?

- Let's do this. - Yeah.

Yeah, er... over here.

No thanks. Not my thing.

Um...

Er, are you sure? It's not long.

This is theirs.

Hm.

Oh... er, I really think you should...

I don't wanna watch that shit, alright?

Okay.

Don't go messing with anything.

My mum's very particular.

Okay.

Yeah, erm...

Not bad, right?

We converted the old cow shed.

Er, I'll be honest, this...

I still haven't quite got rid of the smell.

Here.

To be honest man, we were, erm...

we were a bit worried for a minute, you know?

Why?

Were you expecting a-a dungeon?

I used a girl's name, it doesn't mean I'm some sort of freak, does it?

Yeah, here we go.

Get ready for some gore.

Raar!

...pickets.

The police cordon was penetrated

as men threw themselves at the van.

Some tried to lay down in the road

and there were scuffles as policemen hauled them clear.

Hello, you've reached the Power household.

We're not in right now...

Hello?

- No! - Oh my God!

Hey, thanks for pushing me.

Yeah.

Ah!

- Aargh! No! - Shush, shush, shush, shush.

Uh!

Billy!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Bollocks.

Con!

The body of a young woman

has been discovered by a wooded lake outside of Ashdale.

Detectives are particularly keen

to speak to three teenagers from Ireland who were seen in the area.

The teenagers were said to have bandages on their left hands.