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Good evening, kiddies.

Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood

was skipping through the woods,

She was going to her grandmother's house,

to take grandma a basket of nice goodies.

But, waiting in the woods was a mean, old, wolf,

ready to pounce upon poor little Red Riding Hood.

Oh, stop it!

Waiting in the woods was a mean old wolf,

ready to pounce on poor Red Riding Hood.

I'm fed up with that sissy stuff!

It's the same old story over and over!

If you can't do this thing a new way bud, I quit!

Me too! Every cartoon studio in

Hollywood has done it this way.

Yes, I'm plenty sick of it myself.

…smells!

OK! OK! Alright!

We'll do the story a new way!

Once upon a time there was a wolf.

Then there was grandma's house.

And the grandma.

Hi-ya, cousin? What's poppin'?

Now, Little Red Riding Hood worked in a Hollywood nightclub.

And the wolf was hot on her trail.

Cigarettes? Cigarettes?

King size? King size?

We now give you our brand new

little sweetheart of swing,

that little red-headed ball of fire,

Red Hot Riding Hood!

♫ Hey, hey daddy, I want a diamond ring ♫

♫ I want some bracelets and everything… ♫

♫ Hey Daddy, you better get the best for me. ♫

♫ Hey Daddy, won't I look swell in sables, ♫

♫ clothes with Paris labels. ♫

♫ Daddy, you better get the best for me. ♫

♫ Daddy, you better get the best for me. ♫

♫ Hey Paw, I want the B-19. ♫

♫ Now Daddy, don't be mean! ♫

♫ Hey Wolfie, you better get the best for me! ♫

♫ Here's an amazing revelation, with a bit of stimulation. ♫

♫ I'd be a great sensation, I'd even be your little consolation. ♫

♫ See now, Father. ♫

♫ I kinda think that I'd look awful cute in mink. ♫

♫ Daddy you've got to get the very best for me! ♫

Oh, Daddy.

Uh, hey baby. Whaddya say,

after the show, you and me go steppin'?

You wolves are all alike,

really you are.

Now, I'm terribly sorry.

But you see, I'm going over to my Grandmother's.

She's blinking a little light in the apartment there.

Really, she is.

Ah, forget the old dragon!

Fly away with me to the Riviera.

It would be such a beautiful thing.

I will give you diamonds, pearls,

I will even give you a new set of white tires.

What's your answer to that, babe?

Oh, well, my answer is...

NO!!!

To Grandma's house! Hurry!

Hey follow that cab!

Yessir.

At last, a wolf! Yahoo!

What's your hurry, Harry?

Surprise!

Grandma! Control yourself!

Woo-hoo!

I'm fed up. I'm through with women.

Why, I'll kill myself before

I'll even look at another babe.