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Okay. Okay,

come on. Get into your room.

Okay, no, I got you. I have you.

I'm a big kid.

You are a big kid. Okay,

come on.

Okay, here we go.

Okay.

No, we're going to... I'm going to get you out of these pants now. We're just

going to get you comfortable, okay?

Okay, here we go.

There we go.

Thank you, sweetie.

Aren't you supposed to go to the dentist?

Honey, you already went to the dentist.

Can you get out of there?

Okay, no.

Do you want to be under the blankets?

You don't have any clue what you want, okay?

You have four very beautiful fingers.

Yes, you do.

Yes, you do.

I'm going to go get your brother.

Yes, I'm going to go get your brother, okay? He's going to stay with you

because I have to go back to work, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay, in case you get cold. Here you go.

Come in.

Hey, honey.

I have to go back to work.

Your sister's home.

She's got her teeth taken out.

She's a little fucking low-key.

I'll be right in there, honey, okay?

I need you to take care of her.

What?

What do you mean, what?

What do you mean, take care of her? Can't she just sleep it off?

No, you need to make sure she doesn't wander out. I took her phone away. I

don't want her getting on her phone. She's kind of... I don't really care,

Mom. This is my day off, and I just want to relax.

I don't care that it's your day off. I have to go back to work, and she needs

to have somebody stay with her.

This is a big load of shit.

Your attitude is a big load of shit. Nobody fucking watched me when I got my

wisdom teeth out. I watched you. Oh, you did a real good job. I wandered in the

street, almost got hit by a car. You didn't get hit by a car.

Okay? You didn't.

Barely.

I'm not having this discussion with you. I have to go back to work. Why do I have

to do everything around here?

Do you pay for the rent? No, I don't think so. I pay for this roof over your

head. You can take care of your sister until I get home. God damn it.

Okay, so you need to make sure there's a few things. Make sure she keeps ice on

her face, and then don't let her suck on anything because something about it's

bad for her. Well, that's going to be tough because she sucks.

Be nice to her.

Above all things, be nice to her.

Okay? Well, that sounded very, very, very loving of you.

God damn it.

Honey, let me help you out. Your brother's coming in here. Okay.

You kind of see she's a little out of it.

Yeah. Hi, honey.

Oh, yay. I get to deal with the tard.

Even worse than normal.

You're not a dentist.

And you're not a... Do I really have to do this?

We have ice packs in the freezer. That's cool, whatever.

I have to go. I have to go. Yeah, have a great day.

Yeah.

Do you need anything called?

Yeah, how about a new family?

That'd be nice. Can you bring one of those home?

Yeah, yeah.

You can start reading the answer. You can get out. Or you can get rid of your

sister. What is it she's saying?

Hey. Is there something in my mouth?

Yeah.

Normally, you'd be gargling with testicles.

Hey,

you need to just go ahead and relax.

I'm sure you're on some really good drugs right now.

I don't need this aggravation. This is just bullshit.

I can't believe you're like...

Did Mom take off all your clothes?

For some reason. You have four eyes.

Oh, yeah? I have four eyes?

Yeah.

You are really fucked up.

Hey, I'm going to leave. I got to go.

What? You just rest.

I'm going to leave.

You can't go.

I want to go.

You can call. Just yell at me if you need anything. I feel funny.

You feel funny? You look kind of funny right now. You should get under the

covers because you're... I'm not cold.

Thanks. This is really... It's really so hot in here.

You're not... Well, you're not hot.

You're not. It's just... You just need to rest and... I'm going to go.

I will... I'm going to go. No, you can't leave.

I have... You're... Go and fix the teeth.

Your teeth are fixed.

Do I have stitches?

I don't know. You need to lie down, though. Please.

Lie down.

I'm not going to get in trouble because of you. What are you doing?

It's hot in here.

It's not that hot in here.

Don't take... You have your clothes... There's enough of your clothes... Oh, my

God.

I can't... I'm not... I have to go now. You're

not... Leave those on.

You're already... I'm going to get in so much trouble.

You can't take your...

I am not equipped to deal with this kind of stuff.

I don't... Please, no, you're supposed to get under the covers.

I feel fantastic.

I'm going to go to hell for this.

Can you please... No, you can't leave. I have to go.

No. What are you... No, I... When it's hot in here, you'll catch a fever.

Yeah.

Come on. I don't know how to deal with this right now. You've got to fix my

teeth. My teeth are fixed.

No.

Hi.

I know that you're not feeling like yourself right now. So please just go

lie down.

You cannot take my... Please get under the covers. I'll give you $50.

I'll give you $50. You're so cute.

No. I'll give you $50 if you stop this.

I'm your brother. But you're so cute.

You're not my brother. You're a dentist.

I am so not a dentist.

I'm not the dentist.

You... Please don't take... I am not comfortable.

If I just... Please, can we get you under the covers? Please. I don't want

to be under the covers. Stop. You can't look at me. I like looking at you,

though. No, you don't. You are my little sister, and you need to just get under

the covers now.

Stop it.

I'm leaving.

Stop. You can't touch my... Why are you... Don't touch.

This is like... Come on. This feels very rapey.

I'm sorry.

Can you please do me a favor? Stop touching the... Why are you doing this?

I am not your dentist.

Don't... Oh, God. I am...

You're not going to remember any of this.

I can't.

This is really...

You can't... Oh, God. Okay, yeah. You have to... You can't... You shouldn't be

touching anything right now.

I don't know how to deal... Oh, you... It's not funny.

This is not funny. You should not be playing with my cock.

You can't... Please stop.

Please. Please.

I don't... I don't want to take this any farther.

All right? Can you... I've got to go.

I'm going to forget this happened.

It's okay.

I have to go.

I have to go.

What are we going to do? Clay Parcheesi, this is not, this is not, we're not

supposed to be doing any of this stuff.

Oh, what are you doing?

I don't know.

Let's just go.

Oh, man, I should not be watching this.

What's my name?

I don't know.

That's probably my parole officer texting.

I'm the bad evil dentist.

I'm the evil dentist.

God bless them.

Does that feel good?

I don't care if you're my sister or not.

I don't think anybody could say no to this.

You're not tired?

You're not tired, huh?

No?

Is this real life?

I don't know if this is real life or not. It doesn't feel like real life.

Is this going to be forever?

I'm not sure.

But I like it.

What are you doing?

I'm doing the same thing you're doing, except with my dick.

I don't know what I'm doing.

You don't know what you're doing?

Well, I'm doing something.

You seem like you...

You're doing a pretty good job for not knowing.

You want to help me?

You want to help me?

Don't suck it.

I know you want to. You can't put anything in your mouth.

Oh, God, yeah.

Do not put it in your mouth. Just go back to doing what you're doing. This is

too tempting for you.

Go back. I wasn't going to put it in my mouth.

You sure looked like you were. Just go back to doing what you're doing. Go

back.

It just looked really good.

It looked really good what you were doing, too. I like that.

Shouldn't take it any farther than this.

I really don't. Why not?

Because I don't... This is already really fucked up.

I shouldn't be doing this, but... I'm a vegan and I have no morals.

So it really doesn't matter. You're not a vegetable.

Yeah, but... I'd really like to put this cucumber inside of you right now.

I don't know if I should.

You like pickles?

Yeah. You like pickles? I love pickles.

Pickles are good.

I'm just going to go for it. I can't.

I am officially going to hell now.

I'm going to give you a pickle.

Okay? I got a pickle?

You're going to get a pickle.

This is great.

All right?

Pickle dick.

Dick pickle.

That's my name. What's my name?

Dick Pickle. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Are you ready? You seem like you're ready. Let me check.

Oh, God.

All right. Dick Pickle to the rescue.

I guess this isn't so bad after all. Ooh.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think I like you after the dentist

I'm so fucking glad you went to the dentist today.

I went to the dentist?

Yes, you did.

Happy birthday.

It's my birthday?

Yeah. It's your birthday today.

How are you going to take care of it?

I'll get it pickled.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good idea.

This is funny.

You feel pretty good to me.

Come on, you can do it.

I don't feel anything.

Oh, you'll feel something pretty soon.

This is a nice dream.

God,

your pussy is kind of a dream.

Yep. Hey, your teeth came out just fine.

No complications.

So you can... Now I can get my guinea pig.

Yeah, well go get your guinea pig right away.

Oh God, I'm not gonna explain this shit.

I gotta get you cleaned up and get you to bed.

That looks really good though.

Maybe you can get more teeth pulled next week. What do you think?

Okay.

Okay.