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so Einstein's theory of relativity okay

this is gonna be on your test today

it's really important that you understand

E equals energy and mass times the speed of light squared

so you know what the E stands for what

Jay are you paying attention

so this is gonna be on your test

so you really need to know this right okay

so where E equals energy time and then the m stands for mass

C stands for speed of light squared so once again

this is gonna be on your test so what does m stand for Jay

matter

no mass times the what's C stand for again

Cosmo okay

so are you paying attention

because I mean I've yes found out this before yeah

so mass times the speed of light squared so what does C again

speed of light okay

speed of light squared yes

so this is Einstein's what

um

this has many practical real world applications

theory of relativity yes

there you go so Jay

what real world applications does Einstein's theory of relativity have

Jay what real world applications does this have Jay

Jay are you even paying attention

are you paying attention what

what are you hiding

what I'm taking notes

are you on your phone no

let me see let me see your notes

I'm just taking notes I wanna see

you don't have a pen in your hand

let me see

you know my rule OK

it goes in the drawer Jay

you know my rule just talking to my grandma

this is a classroom setting OK

phones are not allowed in my class

you know my rule it goes in the drawer

oh my God fine

you know better than that

we've been through this before

go ahead put it in the drawer

one more chance please

okay you can have it after class

goes in the drawer

fine

okay what the

that's not what it looks like fuck okay

uh you know

I teach biology too okay

that's oh my God

what is this that's for an anatomy class

that come on

is that yours you can't

you can't OK

look this is that's

that's in your drawer OK

oh my God it's like

this is so embarrassing it's like real

OK Jay

this is yours huh

OK you know

I'm you know

sometimes I'm a loss of words right now OK

sometimes I have a little time between class

and you cannot tell anybody else

none of the other students can find out about this

like I'll get in really big trouble

so like you just have to promise me that this stays between us and

you know maybe I'll be more lenient on people would be

people would laugh I'd be

I'd be the hot shit in the school okay

but I could get in trouble with the administration and I really

I can't have any other students knowing about that

well I

I get to have my phone back now

oh

do you think maybe okay okay

I'll let you have your phone

but you've you've gotta swear not to tell anybody and I don't know

I that's that's that's pretty funny and that's pretty hot too

at the same time I mean there's no one here okay

well like well

maybe you and I can work something out

but you just have to swear to me that this stays between us

and that this no

this stay this is not gonna stay between us

I mean like maybe I can help you out and do something

but you've gotta swear that

that this is something you don't tell any of the other students

because whoa whoa

I mean just you have to stay between us

do you promise

I don't know about that that's I mean

I can help you out a little bit

and this would be way cooler than you telling anybody about that

what do you think okay

I mean looks like you're already kind of um

almost as a as hard as the dildo

I mean kind of yeah this this is not what I'm used to but I mean

let me see

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oh my God miss Jacobs

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let me get nice and comfortable I'm not using this seat

hmm hmm

definitely have a way to talk about don't know

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this is better than any kind of physical therapy huh

definitely

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oh my God

I can't believe my teacher's getting naked haha

well you just have to promise not to tell anybody else about this

dildo in your phone okay

I promise

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promise never to tell anyone else students yeah

you can't tell anybody else

I'm such a naughty fucking teacher haha

I promise to keep this a secret yeah

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oh it's so fucking hot huh huh

I'm gonna have to come back to the gym more often today huh yeah

you promise not to tell anybody about my JoJo

you promise yeah OK OK

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it's really last time

I promise not to tell anybody about our secret okay I promise

we might do this again

oh my God

get my phone back right

yeah you can have your phone anytime now