Original subtitles

NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...

Amanda was feeling Zel.

I'm surprised I clicked with you so quickly.

Instantly. It was like fireworks.

I'm so happy!

Oh my gosh, I actually can't stop smiling.

Shawnee was feeling Jordan.

Are we ticking boxes? We are ticking boxes.

Oh my god, tea! He passes the hand test.

(ALL CHEER)

Lachie was feeling threatened.

I thought I didn't have competition.

Lachie has gone from 0 to 100.

Mans is nervous.

And Nat and Oli...

Me and you don't get along.

..were feeling fighty.

You're trying to make me the villain in this situation.

But am I the villain?

Hold on, guys.

Am I the villain?

Tonight...

# Yeah, so much fun... #

It's all fun and games...

(ALL EXCLAIM)

..until it's not fun and games.

If Shawnee's going to give some,

I'm not the type of cuck to just sit back.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

No, no, no, no, no.

Absolutely fuming.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

When everyone was laughing, I just felt stupid.

Do you not think that was a bit humiliating?

Nuh.

I just felt really embarrassed.

This place is a lot.

And for some, it might be too much.

I just don't want to get hurt again, bro.

(THEME MUSIC)

# I'm so flying away

# I need to escape

# I'll go anywhere

# Take me away... #

NARRATOR: With night time falling, Zel demonstrates just exactly

how he plans to race into Amanda's bed

at the earliest possible opportunity.

Mind you, he won't be able to do that when Amanda whips out her

famous BDSM drawer and has him tied to the radiator

begging for food scraps or something, what do I know?

I'm just a lonely virgin.

Amanda's having the best night of her fucking life.

Yeah, all good!

How the tables have turned.

She's like, 'I'm excited to see my man.'

We had such a good date today, you know?

He literally said word for word that the kiss we shared was sensational.

And I was just like talking about Keanu...

Protein, protein, protein!

I don't even know how he's feeling.

Well, I don't think he's interested in anyone else.

No, he's really not.

He's only interested in you.

Medic!

You're gonna pass out. Yo, bro. Relax, bro.

Do you ever accidentally, like, knock your nipple piercing,

and it feels like you're gonna rip it out?

I think mine aren't deep enough.

(SCREAMS)

We all know a girl needs a hand tanning her back.

I mean, who's gonna say no to that?

You have to, like, aggressively do it.

Like, really put your back into it.

Eh, eh, eh!

Yeah. I think, obviously, we both feel

pretty comfortable with each other.

So, yeah, definitely reassuring.

Come on!

Work it, girls. Oh!

Yeah!

Let's go.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Very nice. Very nice.

Alright, well, everyone,

I'd like to make a toast.

Welcome to our new two sexy bombs.

I think we can all agree they've started to stir things up.

Reminders, this is Love Island, so don't be afraid

to kiss whoever you want! (CHEERS)

(DANCE MUSIC)

It was so fun to have a cheeky little dance and a little

villa party, after a crazy few days.

I think Keanu definitely had the best dance moves.

He knows how to move that 100 kilo body around.

Probably Lachie had the worst moves, I reckon.

Best dancer in the villa!

Looking at him.

Cheese! Boys, get in for the pics.

Where do you want to sit? (PHONE CHIMES)Oh, is that my phone?

Jordan, Jordan.Oh, is that me? Jordan. Jordan.

I got a text!

(ALL SCREAM)

(READS TEXT)

(CHEERS)

Cash out, cash out.

The Get Lucky game

definitely sounds like a bit of fun, but I'm low-key freaking out.

Shawnee, no need for low key freaking out.

I'd probably jump straight to high key freaking out if I were you.

So, what are we doing?

Well, we got a barrel and we got some balls.

Grab a ball and do whatever dare is inside.

Let the freak outs begin.

Straight up, cuz.

(LAUGHTER)

Go on! "Kiss the best neck,

nibble the best ear, and suck on the best toes."

(ALL EXCLAIM) Bring it on. I love a little,

you know, I'm a pleaser, so it's right up my alley.

Alright, come here. Your neck's getting a kiss.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

I got the ear, I got the ear.

Come here. (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Wasn't that bad, actually, I enjoyed it.

Get the dogs out, everyone!

Oh, bro.

I honestly was just looking for who had the least dirty feet,

to be honest, because I knew I was getting right in there.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(SCREAMS)

Oh! I definitely don't have any kind of foot fetish,

but Jack definitely knows how to suck some toes.

I'm not kissing you until you brush your teeth.

(LAUGHTER)

"Cover your eyes

and guess which Islander is kissing you."

Oh, shit.

Oh my god!

I've kissed you all...except for Ava.

Me?

Me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Alright. Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

Keep your eyes closed. Close your eyes.

Move your hand. Close your eyes.

# Watch out I'm the best... #

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Oli, hope that kiss was really good.

I think it would be fucking hilarious if it was Nat, right?

That was, like, like, I think that would be, like,

actually peak, but I don't think it was.

Oh.

I'm pretty sure it was Layla.

No!

It was her!

(LAUGHTER)

I can't actually believe that I nearly picked Nat.

It's so annoying that I didn't.

Was that a good kiss?

Yeah, it was good, it was good, it was good.

It wasn't a good kiss.

I want to be real. (CLEARS THROAT) But I'm just trying to be,

I'm trying to be civil.

Oh, what the hell?

"Make out with an imaginary person."

(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGHTER))

Yes! Yes!

Oh, come here, baby girl!

Come here, baby!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Get it, boy! Get it, boy!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

God damn!

Nice.

Well played, well played.

I can't lie, I was low key wishing it was me.

"Kiss the Islander with the most followers."

Oh.

Oh, well then it's Shawnee.

Oh!

Shawnee.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Give it everything!

Yeah, Shawnee!

(CHEERS)

Listen, I'm gonna do it right.

I'm down to explore this connection that we have.

# Do bad things to me. #

If Shawnee's gonna give some,

I'm not the type of cuck to just sit back.

I'm going to give some back as well.

Game on, aye, game on!

"Kiss the hottest Islander in the villa

who isn't your partner."

Oh, no!

Fucking better not be. No!

It better be Nat.

I am gonna have to say...

I don't like that.

I don't like that. I'm not happy.

I don't want to look good. Good kiss!Don't say that!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

I made it extra spicy just to kind of piss off Shawnee even more.

Yeah, girl.

Hey.

Hey.

He definitely did not need to go to town that hard with Ava.

I did not like to see it.

Giddy up!

Well, I like the tit for tat.

You did some shit.

I'm gonna do some shit to piss you off.

That's how the game works.

(CHUCKLES)

Arse grab was crazy.Hey? Arse grab was crazy.

I mean, you know, I kind of wanted to do it, though.

Kind of like you a bit less.

What do you want me to do?

I'm in a game.

I'm participating.

You're doing the same things.

I'm not going to sit back and be boring,

because I said I was open the whole time.

Get off me! Actually get off me!

Get off me! I swear to god, get off me!

# Turn my back to find your knife within it... #

I hated every second of it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Red flag, crossing your box.

I am absolutely fuming.

NARRATOR: High-key freaking out activated.

# I was begging for you to come... #

NARRATOR: The Islanders have been playing 'Get Lucky',

pulling a ball from a barrel and doing the dare inside,

which all seems to involve kissing.

Jack and Nat are taking a break to discuss the new Bonnie Blue video.

There's heaps of balls in there, aye?Mm-hm.

It's actually fun, though. Yeah.

Damn, baddie! Damn, baddie!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

"Hall pass. Kiss any Islander who isn't your partner."

(ALL 'OOH')

Oh, my god, my heart is racing, bro, already.

Come on, come on.

I think Zel is so hot, so why not give him a kiss?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(CHEERS)

Look at her cute little feet.

Yeah, man, it was a great kiss, I can't lie.

Mm.

Yeah, mad. "Give a lap dance to the Islander

that you think is the sexiest in the villa."

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Mandy, Mandy, your time is here!

I'm scared!

I'm just gonna get away from you now.

Yeah.

Sorry. I don't know why you put your arm around her,

like, take it off, man.

Yeah, you as well. Take off.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

I was very flattered when Zel picked me for the hottest Islander.

Take it off!

He has got a hot body.

Oh, yeah!

(SCREAMS)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

And that strip tease from him was so hot.

Got another hot kiss.

I can't complain.

Didn't realise we had a professional dancer in here.

A part of me was a little hurt that he didn't pick me.

Like, why wouldn't you want to give me a strip tease?

Go, Ava get it, queen. Be the bomb that you are.

Go girl!

"Bomb squad, have a three-way kiss with two bombs."

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Come on then, boys.

Keep your lips to yourself!

(OVERLAPPING INTERJECTIONS)

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

There is no way in hell I was gonna kiss my boy, man.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

So, man just had to, you know,

just lift one side of her lips. You get me?

And just make sure there was no tongue involved, bro.

Oh my god, my nan's gonna be watching this.

Me nan will be watching, so I felt bad.

No kissing and no swearing, man.

Oh my god.

I feel like this was made for me.

"Pole dance on the palm tree."

Let's go, baby!

(CHEERS)

I'm the king of the jungle.

So, you know, I had to do it.

Jumping up on there felt very natural.

Do it again!

Do it again! It felt right, to be honest.

(CHEERS)

Good job!

Good job.

It's literally live action Tarzan.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I love him.

"Other than your partner,

pick two girls to have a three-way kiss with."

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Oh, how are we even gonna...?

I just grabbed Layla. She's looking like a snack,

and I grab Shawnee because I need a redemption.

Because, you know, going back on day one, they said I used

too much tongue, but, hey, how about I add another tongue in there?

(ALL EXCLAIM)

It wasn't really the most romantic, sensual kiss.

There was a lot of tongue action, tongue punching,

going left, right, centre, everywhere.

It was a bit of a mess, but it was a really fun time.

I think you're the best kisser there.

Plot twist!

The real question was... (LAUGHTER)

..tell your best joke!

(LAUGHTER)

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

That was good, that was good.

That was insane.

Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, man.

That thing from Keanu, man... (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

He's been plotting it, bro.

Yeah, we all did a bit too much tongue there, I think.

Keanu, everybody laughs at him all day long.

I just think in that moment, he could have picked anything to do.

And then that's the first thing that come to his head.

I just felt really embarrassed.

Then when everyone was laughing, I just felt stupid.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Good job, guys.

That was so good.

When he did the three-way thing,

that was probably the funniest thing.

It just came off the top of my head. I was like, tell a joke,

I was like, fuck this, I'm not doing this.

Oh, my god, that was actually so...

So sorry!No, babe, I didn't give a fuck. That was so funny.

Sorry? Don't be sorry. It's a game, mate.

I know.

Don't you take that shit seriously.

So Ava even storms off.

She's taking this all out of proportion. It was a game.

It shouldn't be that serious.

Are you pissed?

It was humiliating. Like, everyone was laughing,

and I just felt like shit.

100%. It didn't have to be that.

Yeah, it didn't have to be that.

I also think there's, like, a time and a place.

You can't just be the class clown forever.

I just felt stupid.

No, I actually didn't think that was funny at all.

And I'm not even bothered what you're doing,

it's just the humiliation afterwards,

when everyone's laughing and shit, I just felt like shit.

This place is a lot.

I know, it is. Give me a hug.

Give me a hug. Oh, I love you.

NARRATOR: The Get Lucky challenge has given a bunch of

incredibly hot people carte blanche to kiss whoever they wanted,

but has left many of them upset.

Is there no end to their suffering?

Oh, you loved kissing... I don't even remember who you kissed.

And, like, let's leave it that way.

You got way more than me. Seeing you get all these kisses,

like, hang on, this is my couple.

Like, can everyone, like, leave her alone?Oh!

I think with Layla, it's not as, um, it's not as serious

as when we first started talking.

It's a bit more, like, free flowing.

I do like what we have and obviously, like, you're definitely,

like, my number one priority.

I'm probably like a slower burn, but, like, I can already feel, like,

you probably made me feel the most comfortable out of everyone.

Jordan's been great.

He brings a bit of banter out of me, which is really good.

The more we chat, the more the more fun it is

between us. Like...

(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)

I'm definitely trying to lower my guard a little.

# Come on and taste it

# Your lips on my lips

# On my lips

# Come on and taste it

# Put your kiss on my kiss... #

OK. Was it worth the wait?

No, fuck!

Nah, I'm jo...!

It was definitely worth the wait.

Shawnee was chosen by Jordan for a smooch in the challenge,

so Lachie took that as an excuse to revenge smooch Ava.

Any decent man would know that was petty.

And Shawnee has every right to be mad.

You can't be mad at me for doing that when I had to see some shit up there.

I didn't choose him, but. And I wasn't fuckin' grabbing him.

Yeah, you were getting picked up and thrown around a bit, but.

I can't help it. I can't help them pick me up.

Can't help but what?

Them picking me up.

I mean, yeah, but you know.

Shawnee's not happy. Big shock.

But you're doing the same things.

Not amazing to see, but I know that it's just a challenge.

It's definitely nothing of yours, but. She's got, she's got those.

She doesn't have that.

I like that, though, better.

Yeah, better than fake tits.

Fake tits, fake lips, fake everything.

Nah, I actually like her. Just not with you.

Oh my god, I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm just...

I feel like I'm just starting to, like, get you now,

like, better, you know?

I don't know, like, I feel like I can just, I can just handle this.Yeah.

That's why I need someone that can handle it because I'm not normal.

Yeah, but you almost enjoy it.

You, like, you, like...

No, I don't enjoy any of that, babe.

I would rather you have not kissed anyone and been...

Yeah. No, no, no, not even that.

It's almost like you just enjoy...

Oh, the after fact?

Yeah. No, you just enjoy the power trip that you think

you're going to get on me.

I'm not power tripping you. I'm just making it very fucking clear.

I mean, I like it though. I do like it though.

It is really uncomfortable when we kiss other people,

but I actually feel like we're building such a strong connection

that we know it really doesn't mean too much.

And even though it's uncomfortable, we ultimately know

that we're going to come back together.

# It's something special

# You're something else... #

I feel really good with you right now.

I feel really good, too.

Like, I feel really fucking cool with you right now.

I can't even lie. There's definitely feelings

brewing between me and Shawnee.

# Oh, you got me... #

But in also saying that, I am not really gonna change

what I've always thought I'm gonna do.

Exploring, chasing other women as well,

and potentially hunting another kiss out of someone.

Yeah. I feel you.

NARRATOR: As Shawnee and Lachie patch things up,

Phoebe needs to have a chat with Zel to clarify her feelings.

Maybe she's unsure, maybe she likes Oli better,

or maybe she's just sick of Zel misgendering her.

How are you?

I'm good, man. How are you?

Good, good.

How are you feeling after that game?

Yeah, good. I thought it was really fun.

Thems lot are funny, man.

Yeah, I know, they're so funny.

Shame that we didn't kiss on, yeah?

I know, but the thing with me is, like...

I'm like, if I'm being...

I'm not against it, though, I'm not against it.

I'm gonna be completely transparent with you.

Like, I know that you and Amanda vibe, and she's my best friend

in here and I, like, out of respect for her,

and she's done so much for me,

I'm gonna step to the side so you two can explore.

I respect that.And, like, that's nothing against you or her.

And it's not like me being, like, salty or anything.OK.

But I just, like, think that you two have something good

and I don't, like, want to get in the way of that.

I respect that, I respect that. It was good to have

that conversation with Phoebs.

You know, we're on the same page, man.

I love the way you kiss.

Ah.

NARRATOR: Keanu upset Ava by inventing a dare

to kiss other girls.

He's clocked she's upset

and finally takes a break from laughing at himself

to, you guessed it, laugh at her.

(KEANU CHUCKLES) What are you laughing at?

I don't know, I can't read you.

Why would I be laughing?

I don't know. Why are you laughing? What's funny.

Not your joke.

Fuck. Women are the hardest things to read, honestly.

Oh. Nothing. How are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm good.

Well, that's good then, isn't it?

Did you actually get jealous at all or no?

No. I just think you could have done anything.

But you didn't have to do that.

It was your choice to do anything you wanted to do.

And you were like...

And, you know, like, anyone but your partner have a three-way kiss.

And that's the first thing that comes to your head.

Yeah.

Do you not think that was a bit humiliating?

Everyone sat laughing and I'm just sat there.

When you had the choice to do anything you wanted.

You would think, with the right mind,

you would actually take something

into consideration to think about the other person's feelings.

But it was just so quick like that, that clearly

that didn't even come into his head, which is a bit concerning, I think.

I don't really want to just mess around, like, I've been

in relationships where it's just, like, being all fun and games,

but it never works out.

Like, the next person I'm with, I actually want to be with them.

And I know that's a bit deep.

Like, I've only known you a couple of days.

I'm not saying you, I'm just saying, like, for me,

the next time I'm with someone, that's how I want it to be.

In this case, I wouldn't entertain it

unless I felt we had a chance on the outside.

I feel more comfortable being a funny person.

Being serious, for me, is just a little bit too much work.

But for Ava, for Ava, I can be serious.

I'm just used to making jokes all the time.

But like I said, I'm sorry.

Fuck, I should have had your... your things in my head.

NARRATOR: You're doing well, pal. Don't mess it up.

I'll give you a night to be mad at me.

And then you got to get over it.

Or do mess it up. That's an option, too.

Don't tell me what I've got to get over

and what I don't have to get over.

I'll get over it on me own time, fine.

# You are now in the belly of the beast

# I've been sleeping I was asleep

# Only seconds to defeat. #

Coming up...

Alright, secret time.

Yeah.

..Zel's got a secret.

What the fuck?

But will Amanda keep it?

I don't want to be with someone that's gonna do weird shit.

NARRATOR: For the first time,

Stan gives you more Love Island than you bargained for.

More unfiltered juicy bits

that really should have stayed private.

Brand new 'Love Island Unseen, Uncut'

exclusive to Stan.

You're welcome.

NARRATOR: Vibes, vibes. Lots vibes.

My advice to Oli, look in Phoebe's eyes.

I know you want to be the guy she chooses, so look at her face,

don't look at her boobies.

thing I've ever witnessed in my life... Oh.

Ooh! PHOEBE: Sorry, guys.

Go down there. Go down there.

How are you feeling about yesterday?

Um... With me.

Yeah.

With you...

No laughing.

OK. Without laughing.

I definitely still like you, um, but I'm more unsure.

Do you know what I mean?

Which is so fair. Yeah. Where's your head at?

I actually do really like you.

And I fucked up, and I'm really sorry.

Yeah.

Um...

Yeah. Every time I see you, I'm just like, fuck, like, she's so hot.

I'm really, like, keen to...

I really always want to talk to you and, like, just hang out

and like, yeah, I definitely want to like, pursue and push.

Yeah. It's nice to be wanted.

But I think that I liked him a lot more 24 hours ago than I do now.

But, like, I still, obviously, he's my top pick

and I want to get to know him.

Now it's just like everything is open communication.

Yeah. Agreed.

OK. Well...

The kiss was good.

I kind of just leaned in because I was done talking.

Actually, yeah, true.

What the fuck, bro?

I had a fucking ham cheese fucking thing with them.

Oh, well, that's what it is.

It was a bloody good kiss. It was steamy.

But my mouth did taste like ham and cheese.

Look at that cat.

(GASPS)

That's a good sign, you know? I love cats.

You know that's good karma.

I'm a cat person. So am I.

Really? So am I.

Oh, this is, this is getting ridiculous, man.Wait!

What the fuck?

NARRATOR: What? They both like one of the biggest

football teams in the world. And cats!

What are the odds?

(NARRATOR EXASPERATEDLY MEOWS)

I think we, me and you,

there's definitely chemistry. Mm.

Um, it's very tense for me.

There's a lot of tension.

Yeah. You can't even look me in the eye.

I can't, I struggle to. Even in that damn challenge, I couldn't.

You know, I'm really feeling Zel.

We definitely have chemistry, and I definitely want to have a kiss.

What a day.

Alright, secret time.

What secret?

I'm going to tell you one. Are you going to keep it for me?

Are you going to keep a secret?

Can I trust you?

Yeah.OK. I'm a very trustworthy person.

Alright. Cool. So...

My question. With Layla...

..I made that one up as well.

What the fuck? Like, why would you make up a dare

and give her a striptease in a game?

Like, it genuinely makes no sense to me.

Let me land, let me land, let me land

and tell you why, before you move your hand.

So, obviously on paper, on type.

She is my type on paper.

You know what I mean? 100%.

We've not really had a chat or anything like that.

I appreciate the honesty.

I'm...

I'm just a bit annoyed that I didn't expect to hear that at all,

and it has thrown me off a little bit.

It just makes me, like, question things and, like, I don't want to be

with someone that's gonna do weird shit.

I'm telling you right now, I'm not here to give you a shit time.

I'm not going to do that to you.

Understand?

Copy. OK.

I respect that.

Literally, like...

Why are you moving mad?

Like, that's just weird.

How was your chat?

With...?

With Zel.

I mean, he did something weird that I was kind of like...

Is it about me?

No, no, no, I'm just like, annoyed right now.

OK. Girls, OK, everyone gather.

You know, me and Amanda, since they're steady.

Yeah.

And obviously...

Oh, you made it up? Yeah.

Bro. Man.

So many things happened.

He made up the striptease and just did all of that.

He pulled a Keanu!

I left a bit speechless.

I don't know whether to be flattered, whether it feels like

a bit of a joke, but regardless, the striptease was hot.

Then, after telling me that, he then, like, tries to kiss me

and I just turn my cheek, I'm like, no...

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

I was like, no, you're not getting that!

I'm back on the Love Island roller coaster.

I don't want to be going down again.

He's just having a chat to Ava.

He's having a chat to Ava.

They just caught each other in the hallway.

Oh, you're fucking lucky, bro.

Are you stirring me up? No.

Yeah.

Shit.

Romantic.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hello. How are you?

Good. How you going?

Good.

Ava's still upset at me.

I couldn't turn her around.

I'll still give her a little cuddle, or ask anyways.

But hopefully we'll be fine.

Unless she kicks me out of the bed.

I know you are.

Yo.

My bad, my bad, my bad.

Aye.

Tonight has left me so confused.

I'm about to get back into bed with Jordan.

We've had good chats. He's been laying it on thick,

and now all of a sudden, Zel as well,

is trying to find little sneaky ways to show he's interested.

My head is just a mess.

# I should know better

# I've walked this path in the dead of night

# With you by my side

# And god only knows what for

# Cause girls are high and boys are fools

# But I'm the biggest of all

# Cause I'm a lover for you... #

# I'm just a lover for you. #

# Sunlight peeking through just fine... #

NARRATOR: Really good innings from the boys last night.

Zel messed up with Amanda.

Keanu messed up with Ava.

Lachie threw a curveball in there.

We are desperately short of a smugly loved up couple.

Oh, hey, Jack and Nat.

Ava was upset with me last night.

It's pretty much I'm in the wrong this morning.

I've got to work my way back in the good books.

Oh, yeah.

Good morning, Love Island. Yeah.

Oh!

Let's go, baby. Ready.

I was like, it's not what you done.

It was how quick he thought of it.

Yeah! And then I just felt stupid.

So, just, like, damage control...

Damage control, exactly.

I know what the dog box is.

It's not a foreign place, but I never stay there too long.

I know how to get out, so I thought I'd do something nice, you know,

make her a bit of a coffee.

Even though it's a small thing,

it's the small things that lead to great things.

Good morning. Good morning.

Thank you.

That actually surprised us, but I think that's really good.

At least he was trying.

NARRATOR: Hey, what's that on the floor?

Ah, it's the bar. Very low.

So, talk to me, boys. I want bedtime updates.

I had sex.

Did ya? Nah.

Like, last night, like, seriously, we're getting really close

to just sending it.

Oh my god, I know, you guys, trust me,

I could hear it all.

Are you quite slow, you reckon, in bed?

No, I'm a rabbit, dude.

Well, obviously, I'm like...

(GRUNTING)

I'm progressive.

Everyone is actually so horny at the moment.

It's getting a bit full on.

What would you recommend as a first time BDSM-er

who's never done it before?

What would be your first toy that you would recommend?

She's like, 'So I really like the Cock Swing 33,000.'

'It actually hangs from the...'

It hangs from the roof. You actually need a...

You actually need an LED light and a certain sort of power outlet.

NARRATOR: Sorry, why are we cutting away?

What toy does she recommend?

Asking for a friend.

I guess I'll find out on Unseen Uncut.

Anyway, one person who definitely needs a spanking is Zel.

What the fuck is this about

you making up a question yesterday?

Is that true, or is that some bullshit?

So everyone knows?

No. Not everyone. I'm one of the girls.

Girls told you?That has, like, stirred the pot with Amanda, though.

Like, it's, like, put her off a bit. Has it?Yeah, for sure.

It was a game, bro.

Tough times make hard people. Tough times make hard people. Yeah.

And that's me...How you doing today? How you doing, you alright?

Yeah, I'm good.

Good, good. Sit down.

Thanks.

Uh...

What are we chatting about here?

We're talking about me. That's what we're talking about.

You're in the hot seat, are you?

Everyone's talking about me right now.

Yeah.

So, the challenge... Mm-hmm.

You just made it up?

Yeah. So, I was like, let me, let me spice it up.

Let me stir the pot a little bit.

But I didn't know what to make of it because obviously, like,

I was flattered, but then, like, I was like,

is this kind of disrespectful?

Am I needed right now? No, thank you, though.

You're dismissed.

How was you and old mate, Jordy, going?

Our chats are really good.

Yeah.But like, he's not really my physical type on the outside.

I don't normally go for Islanders.

OK.I'd say you're more my physical type.

Likewise. Likewise.

That's why... Well, I mean, the challenge said itself.

Yeah! You said it yourself.

There you go. There you go.

Zel is definitely my type.

And yeah, this chat just confirmed that there is definitely

something there between us.

Um...I can be a little bit cheeky, like, naughty sometimes.

So, it's like I need someone that can reign me in a little bit.

Ah, OK.

OK.'OK, mami, I see you.' You know what I mean?

I mean, she was showing teeth when she was smiling, so, you know,

big tick. I got you, Layla, man.

Trust me. Me and you have a ting, you know.

We'll warm up to each other. I got you.

NARRATOR: I flirted with a girl once, and she showed me teeth, too.

But it was more like a bit me and ran away.

Speaking of girls running away.

Yeah.

(GROANS) I don't know.

The workout, it was actually disguised for a chat, a deep chat.

I needed some advice from my girl, Amanda.

I think Phoebe has literally overthought this

to the point that she's made it an ick.

I'm worried about doing something with him in the bedroom,

and then the next day being like, 'Ugh!'

And then having to have that conversation.

If I was feeling this way on the outside,

I'd probably cut and run.

But I know that that's stupid. Yeah.

Because, like, we do have a really good connection.

You just need to literally just,

like, take a breather, like, you do still like each other.

You're still getting to know each other.

OK. Like, I think, like,

literally just... I need to stop overthinking.Yeah.

Just, literally, just get out of your head.

I know, you're right.

I'm just impulses. Oh, fuck.

Coming up...

Like, I am interested in you.

You are? Yeah.

Lachie cracks on...

I just know there's more between you and I.

Yeah. ..and Shawnee crashes out.

I'm going to explore that.

Oh, bro!

I'm not going to be second best.

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Lachie and Ava shared an energetic and passionate kiss

in last night's challenge, and Ava's about to bring that same

energy and passion to their chat.

Yo, Lachie. Ava.

Would you like to go for a chat? I was about to pull ya.

Oh, were you? Yeah.

Come on then. Where do you want to go?

How's the morning?

Yeah, good.

(LACHIE CLEARS THROAT) D'you feel better, do you?

I wanted to pull you anyway to see exactly where your head was at.

Because, like, I'm understanding

I'm probably too serious for you and all that.

Well, it's not that, like, I am interested in you.

You are?

Yeah, but I just don't know how to, like, I don't want to just

throw meself on you and make, like, a massive statement of it. Like...

No, I know what you mean.

It's good to hear that. It's good to hear that, you know, you are still...

you are still interested. You do want to explore. I was definitely...

I wanted to say it, like, I've been thinking it,

but it's just been in my head.

I've not said it out loud.

Literally, the intention of my chat was, I was going to say,

is it even worth trying with you? Yeah.

This is exactly what I've been trying to get out of her.

As she's telling me the wall's are coming down,

Lachie is going to go in and suss it out.

I just know there's more between you and I.

Yeah. I think I realised last night, like,

there's two different ends of the spectrum.

There's, like, being funny and genuine, but, like,

being able to be serious when the time's right.

And I just want it, like, in the middle, like,

where you can enjoy yourself and have a good time and everything.

But then when times need to be serious

and you need to think about other people, you can.

Do you think I'm, like, stone cold serious? Like, do you think...

Nah, I feel like you're in the middle of these bits.

I like talking Lachie.

It's just grown on us, and I feel like the chat's getting easier

and flowing a bit better.

Do you think our chats are a lot deeper than yours and Keanu's?

Oh, 100%, yeah.

He's just such a jokey bloke's bloke. Mm.

I don't think he really factors in emotion that much.

He was, he's just a class clown.

I'm definitely trying to let her know that I'm the man over Keanu.

Like, I think I can give her what she wants, but it's probably going to

get me into some trouble later on.

Where'd Lachie go?

Oh, he's talking to Ava up there.

Walked straight past me.

Yesterday, Lachie told me he's had the realisation

that I am the one that he wants.

But now he's very actively pursuing Ava.

I feel like he has reopened a box with her through kissing her

in the game last night,

which honestly made me sick to my stomach to see.

The more I'm with Lachie, the less I want to be with

anyone else or even interested.

Even after my date yesterday, I was like, I just want to go

back and see him.

But he's so interested in Ava still, I'm like for what?

Respectfully, for what?

I think we're getting talked about over there now.

We look good together.

Yeah, I know.

See? There you go. That's what I want to hear.

Now you're gonna make me really chase ya.

Mm? Keanu'll be sweating.

Oh, he's sweating now. D'you think?

Yeah, he's sweating now.

He's got me as competition, mate.

I'm not an easy competition.

Stealing Ava for a little talky talks, guys. Come on over, baby.

What if I don't want to talk to you?

She's having way too much fun here, bro.I know.

Oh! Good chat.

Oh my god. It's taken Ava three days to tell me

that she's interested in me.

I think it's just a really good, shocking thing that I was hoping for.

And at the end of the day, I'm happy.

NARRATOR: Alright. Keanu. It's your time to shine, buddy.

You got some making up to do.

Be your most charming self.

Eyes on the prize. Focus up. Lock in.

(YAWNS)

What's up? Nothing.

I just wanted to steal you. Why?

I was having a nice chat.

I know. That's why I had to pull you away.

Is it? I could feel youse looking.

Yeah, I was like,

I was like, should I just end it? And I was like, oh,

I'll give Lachie a chance.

Who's big dog here?

Do you think it's you?

Yeah, of course. Obviously.

Of course you do. I should have had you in my head.

Yeah, but you didn't. I did have you in my head.

Not really.

No, I did. I still do. I always do.

Yeah, right.

No, I do. Honestly, I'm being serious. I'm not laughing.

OK.You don't see my tongue coming out my mouth.

OK. Making you feel embarrassed,

it's the last thing I wanted to do. Making you feel shit,

it's also the last thing I wanted to do.

Um, mm...

I hope with that apology

and the little coffee to her, all can be forgotten.

We can go back to, you know, being how we were.

Yeah, well, I'm probably gonna speak to Lachie.

Mm.

See how it goes.

Ooh, that didn't go well, pal.

So, Keanu, no longer laughing.

Lachie, laughing.

Shawnee, not laughing.

I just don't know how I'm feeling.

I just can't get out of my head, like,

this fucking Lachie and fucking Ava thing.

It's just spiralling me. I don't know what the interest is.

I don't know what he sees in her.

I don't know what he likes, you know?

And then first thing this morning, he's chatting with her

and I'm just like, oh my god. Like, where is this going?

Like, in your head, it's like, you should be the first thought.

You should be the first pull for the chat in the morning.

You know what my hat says? Read it out loud.

"Don't let dickheads get you down." Baddie, yes!

Don't let him get you fucking down.

That is so fucking good, babe, that hat.

I just can never figure it out with Lachie.

Like, he is just so confusing.

I don't know! I don't know, I don't know!

I was thinking maybe, you know,

the thing with him and her is dying off a little bit.

And then I think their kiss in the game

has re-sparked something.

And he's doing the absolute most with grabbing her,

then grabbing her other cheek and, like, ugh!

I had a really good chat with Ava. Did ya?

Yeah. Shawnee and I are going really well, but, like,

I don't know, I feel like...

She's more me.

Ava's more me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just not as sporadic.

Like, I'm just fearing that Shawnee will probably get a bit too much.

Mm.

I feel like what you're going through

is you feel like you do two steps forward,

and the Ava thing kind of fizzles, and then it's five steps back

because he goes back to her.

I just don't know with him, bro.

I'm just like, am I like fun for now?

Am I the safe one?

Do you, like, am I too much? Like, I don't know, like what?

He likes me, but really, I just...

NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island,

where Shawnee is laughing.

She's having a good time.

Energy is high.

It's good vibes only.

So, of course -

yeah, Amanda knows - it's time for ten teeny tiny little

fingers to ruin her day.

Um... Um.

No, I mean, just like, things that I want to just let you know

is that... Yeah, of course.

So, Ava and I had a chat before and it actually went,

like, really well.

Like, I didn't know what, where her head was at, really.

But I'd rather know if it's a yes or no.

Because if it was a no,

I'd just solely focus on Shawnee then.

But she threw me off.

So, she goes, 'I actually am really interested in you

and I do want to explore it.'

Ew.

Did you kiss her? And I was like... No, not there.

Not... The last time I kissed her was in the challenge, which yeah,

that, like, kind of got things going for me, not gonna lie.

Um... What do you mean?

Like, it was just a spicy kiss.

OK.

But I'm literally just being 100% open to you right now.

I'm going to explore that. Mm-hm.

So, at the moment...you are still main focus,

but there is going to be a little bit of that on the side.

But I'm expecting you to be pissed off.

Obvi.I wasn't expecting you to take that easily.

No.

I mean, the fact that you are pissed off is because

you actually care about me. Obvi.

And like, you know, not that it's nice to see you pissed off,

but it's nice to see some reinforcement of the emotions.

You've been reinforced... Like, I know that.

..every single day, day after day after day.

I'm into you. So, just...

When I'm in on someone, I really, really am.

And like, it might be rare that I give my heart up,

but when I do, it's like, actually means a lot to me.

I like you, that's enough for me.

So, I'm just thinking, what about me is not enough for you?

That's it, isn't it?

That's one way to look at it.

But then you got to look at it the other side.

At the end of the day, if I do just, if I do actually see nothing there

and come back to you... (SHAWNEE STIFLED CHUCKLE)

you know, like, not that I've, not that I've left.

Actually my worst nightmare.

Not that I... Really?

Yeah. 'Let me just test this elsewhere

and see if I still like ya.'

Oh, look, I know it's not a...

It's a fucking not a nice position to be in.

I can really appreciate that.

But I, I, I... (SCOFFS) Oh, bro.

I'm not going to be second best.

I've honestly done that too many times.

(SNIFFS)

I'm just so sick of feeling like you're not going to tick

everyone's fucking boxes.

They're still going to want to look elsewhere.

Like, it's actually the worst feeling in the world.

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

I don't even know where to go.

Oh, this is why I don't fucking date, bro!

Don't fuck around with guys.

# I keep slipping through the cracks

# Waking in my dreams. #

That's fuckin' never easy. Holy fuck.

# You tell me to breathe... #

(SHAWNEE CRYING, SNIFFLING)

# But I fear these walls are caving in... #

I just don't want to get hurt again, bro.

And I'm hurting myself now by overthinking,

when I need to just, like, be neutral and let it play out.

Guys, this is so fucking cute.

Look at everyone just getting along here. Are you kidding?

Like, why do I have to like someone?

Why do I have feelings for someone if they're not meant to

be for me? I don't like that.

I wish I just didn't, I wish I just didn't like him, and I don't

want him to know that I'm upset and crying over him. Fuck my life.

Now I've probably just played it all wrong.

What is it with me that's not enough?

Just always something.

Just always someone else.

Oh, poor Shawnee is crashing out.

But next time, bombshell Sammi crashes in.

# I'm the star of the show

# I'm the headliner

# I'm the reason people go

# I'm the headliner... #

I'm Sammi. I'm 23 years old and I'm a former Miss New Zealand.

# Lights up Camera, action

# Watch me work the room... #

My type has always been athletes.

I love going to watch sports.

I don't know what's going on, but I love what's going on.

I've already had to take on 170 of the world's most beautiful women,

so I think I can take on the villa.

If I find the guy that's exactly for me,

nothing will stand in my way.

NARRATOR: Next time...

Secret kisses...

Was getting a bit steamy there.

You know, like, there is definitely a lot of chemistry there.

..are not so secret.

Did you kiss in a photo booth? Yeah.

Did you take a picture of it?

Oh, shit.

Who's got some photo booth pictures to show me? Anyone?

Uh...yeah.

"Uh..."

Then...

Sammi's here.

And the villa will never be the same.

Barbie has arrived in her dream house. That's defos Barbie.

(EXCLAIMS)

Really hard to watch my man kissing another bomb.

Just kind of praying that hopefully she's just going to go back

in her Barbie box and just, you know, let us all be.

And if you can't wait for more, much more.

'Love Island: Unseen, Uncut' Is an extended and unfiltered

stream from the villa.

Oh, my god.

Head to Stan now for hours more unseen footage.

Captioned by AI-Media ai-media.tv