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- What do you get when you take ten singles,

plus one smoking hot Bombshell,

and drop them in the most stunning villa in the world?

A pretty epic start to the new season

of "Love Island Australia."

Don't believe me? Check this out.

- ♪ Life right now is a ten out of ten ♪

♪ Got a big old house, I got so many friends ♪

- Five single girls...

- Welcome to the Villa. Isn't it ginormous?

- Wild! - Oh, my God. Seriously.

Where do we start?

- ...met five single boys!

- What do you think about the girls?

- [ Barking ]

- If I wanted someone to bark at me, I would just buy a dog.

- ♪ Check me out ♪

- They coupled up...

- ♪ Oh, yeah, we crank it ♪

- Some flirted...

- He's got a really sweet energy.

I am looking forward to getting to know him a bit better.

- Everything in my life is going so sweet.

All I need now is a girl, so...

- Yay. Well, here she is!

- Yeah! I know. Look out!

- ...some fizzled...

- He's FIFO. I'm fashion.

Jarrar and I friend-zoned.

- Um...

- It didn't really feel like we had much chemistry.

[ Crickets chirping ]

- ...and some...

- Oh! First date? [ Gasps ]

- Well... - Okay. Tick, tick, tick, tick!

I literally think I'm in love

and planning the wedding on day one.

- ♪ We crank it up ♪

- Until...

- ♪ I'm an icon ♪

- ...Bombshell Ava arrives!

- ♪ Watch me get some ♪

- I always go for what I want, and I always get what I want.

- "Jack, please enjoy your date with Ava."

- I thought I wouldn't get jealous,

but I'm actually jealous.

- You're very pretty. You have an amazing...

- Thank you. You're not bad, either.

- "Hi, Lachie.

I'm in the Hideaway hot tub.

And I'd love for you to join me. Ava."

- It's kind of a turn-off, how excited you are

to go on your little spa date with a random woman.

- See you soon, Shawnee!

- Have fun.

- Convincing!

♪

Tonight...

- So you've been here the whole time

just waiting for me, have you?

[ Both laugh ]

- ...all eyes are on Ava...

- Are you a boys' boy?

- No. I'm a you boy. No.

- [ Laughs ]

- I don't have a type, but Ava seems like my type.

- But who does Ava have her eyes on?

- Do you know what? I'll go for what I want.

I'm here to stir the pot. Just like that.

[ Laughs ]

- Whoo! - Ohh!

- Oh, yeah! - Did not sit well

with me at all.

I'm just feeling, like, a bit overwhelmed.

Yuck.

♪

- Shawnee said the only thing she didn't like about Lachie

was his little fingers.

Still, she's sad to see those same little fingers

wave her goodbye,

but not before she gives him a big finger.

- See you soon, Shawnee!

- Bye.

Of course, this happens to me on my first day.

I fall in love with a guy, and he's turned to a hot tub.

Do I like what's happening? Absolutely freaking not.

Am I gonna make a scene about it?

Yes, I am, because I want what I want,

and I'm gonna make that clear.

So excited you forget who you coupled up with, mate.

Forget who you kissed twice today.

- Exactly. And he's kissed you twice.

- Exactly. He's been all...

- Alright, Lachie. Enjoy your big date with Ava.

And remember.

What's the one thing you should never,

ever do in a hot tub?

- Shit!

- That's the one! Go get her!

- This is rather romantic, isn't it?

G'day. - Hello!

- How are you? - I'm good. Thank you.

How are you? - Good. Good. Lovely to meet you.

- How are you doing? - Amazing.

I'm Lachie. - Nice to meet you.

- Lovely to meet you. - I'm Ava.

- You're gorgeous. - Aww. Thank you.

You're not too bad yourself.

- So you've been here the whole time

just waiting for me, have you? - [ Laughs ]

You make me laugh.

- So tell us about yourself.

- I do traffic control. How about you?

- I'm a chiropractor. - A chiropractor?

- Yeah. - I need a chiroprac--

No, you're not. You're lying. - I am.

- I must have had a feeling, like...

- Everyone's lining up already. - Yeah.

- Tomorrow morning, tch-tch. - I'm at the end of the queue?

- I don't know. We could put you up there.

- What's your couple like?

- It's super early days, and I'm never--

I'm never gonna be closed off day one.

- I'd be a bit concerned if you were head over heels by now.

It's been six, seven hours.

- You're dead right, Ava!

Imagine being obsessed and feeling possessive

over someone you only met six hours ago!

He's nobody's man!

- What's the tea with my man? Does he, like--

Why are you all hooting and hollering,

being so excited to get him in there?

- I mean, who wouldn't be?

Shawnee seems like the type of person to, you know, spiral.

- Yeah, and then he gets called, and he's like...

[ Shouting gibberish ]

Fucking hollering!

Can't get in there quick enough.

Runs away and don't even say bye to his wife.

- Oh. - Let me tell you that

Lachie has some making up to do

when he gets out of this little play water date,

whatever they're bloody doing in there.

Aqua aerobics. Fuck knows.

He's got some making up to do tonight.

Oh, my gosh. Does he even like me?

I'm going crazy. Bro, my tit's out.

- I reckon Lachie's gonna be in trouble when he comes back, eh?

- Yeah, bro.

♪

- What do you look for in a partner, then?

- Ambitious. I want--

- Got some drive and purpose to him?

- Yeah. Into the fitness and things.

Not just tossin' about all the time.

- I'm a massive fitness fanatic, so...

gym, running, whatever. - I can tell.

- Meet up with boys. Yeah. Can you?

- Just a little bit. - Appreciate it.

- You got bigger boobies than me.

[ Laughter ]

- No, I must say. You actually look incredible.

- Aww. Thank you.

- What gravitated you towards me?

Why'd you pick me? - You're good-looking, aren't you?

- Yeah. You think so? - Yeah.

- Thank you. I appreciate it. - I just wanted to know

if you had the banter that came with that.

- Yeah? And what are you thinking?

- I think you do. - Yeah?

- It flows.

♪

- After some mature reflection,

Shawnee has calmed down and stopped her spiral.

She's found breathwork very effective in finding peace.

Show us an example of your breathwork, Shawnee.

- Buhhh! I hate this! - Talk to me, Shawnee.

I don't want you going crazy over there.

- I don't even think she'll like him.

[ Laughter ]

- In hot tub, they'll be touching and stuff.

- Yuck! Dude, yuck!

- So you're on a platter, and they're in the hot tub.

- And he's got her on the platter.

- Yuck, bro! - Jack!

- I can't. I'm spiraling out!

[ Laughter ]

[ Chatter ]

- Lachie better walk right back in and find his girl

and give me a big fat kiss and tell me,

"She was nothing compared to you, babe."

- I mean, it seems unlikely

based on all the evidence we've seen so far,

but you never know!

Don't be scared, Ava.

- I'm fucking scared.

- Here we go.

- Don't leave! - Welcome.

- Oh, my...

- Whoo! - [ Gasps ]

- Oh, my God. She's here. No. Why is she with him?

[ All shouting ]

- Hi!

- [ Buzzes lips ]

[ Laughter ]

She was smoking.

- How are you? - Good.

- Ava. - Ava.

I don't have a type, but Ava seems like my type.

- Hi! How are you?

- Ava is seriously so stunning.

Like, she looked amazing.

That's definitely put some pressure on all of us girls.

- You know what? We need to be mature

and we need to say hello.

Come on. - Yeah. I'll be back.

Imagine that Ava's coming out with your man.

- No. Come on. It's fine. - Ava, nice to meet you.

- Youse all look gorgeous. - I'm Nat.

Nice to meet you. Ava. - Hi, darling. I'm Shawnee.

How are you?

- Nice to meet you, babe.

- Hi. - I'm scared.

I'm nervous that I don't know

if she's gonna steal my man!

Because I really like him!

- How are you? - Good.

[ Laughter ]

- Made me spiral. - Did you?

- Yeah. - Already? Come on, now.

Like, over what? [ Chuckles ]

Like, I'm sorry. I'm not clocking that.

- Tell us about your date. - Okay.

- Oh. Sorry. No, you should probably tell us about you first.

- Okay. Sorry.

So, I'm Ava. I'm 24.

And I live in Perth, but I'm actually from the UK.

- You live in Perth? - Yeah.

- Me too. - Do you?

Oh. You're a Perth boy!

- Why did you pick the two boys that you picked?

- So I just looked at the pictures,

and they just looked the cheekiest.

- Yeah. - In the pictures.

- Ooh. - Yeah.

- Definitely feel like the girls were looking me up and down.

I could feel the daggers coming from two sides, especially.

- So after chatting with both of the boys,

did they give you that banter that you were looking for?

- Yeah, the chat flowed with both guys.

- That's good. - Like, we got to know each other.

- It was good. - Yeah.

it was actually a good chat, for sure.

- It was. It was. It just flowed.

- ♪ Waste the words ♪

- I am gonna need a minute to warm up to her.

As long as I get my man back, we'll have no problems.

- Ava and the girls, you guys want to go for a tour?

- Oh, yes. - Let me show you our room, girl.

- Okay. - Bye, everyone.

- Bye, boys! - See you soon.

- Girl, you actually look so unreal.

- Aww. You do. - Oh, God. Thank you.

Our colors look good together.

- What are you thinking?

- Talk to me.

- Um, I mean, banging body. - Yeah.

- Like, looks, like, insane in a bikini.

- Yeah, she's hot as fuck.

Ava definitely has that sex appeal to her.

She's very sexy, obviously.

- ♪ Welcome to the end ♪

- Yeah, it could be some new competition

in the Villa for the girls.

- Like, definitely someone that I would actually be like--

I actually am attracted to her.

Really, like, super-nice chick, as well.

And, like, in that dress, dude? Honestly, she was walking off.

I was like, "Yeah, okay. Fucking hell."

I was like, "Damn, man. That is nice." Yeah.

- She's hot. - I think she's hot, too.

I love her accent.

- Yeah.

- ♪ Welcome to the end ♪

- ♪ Tick, tick, tick, watch out ♪

♪ I go boom, yeah, I go boom ♪

- With Ava getting the Villa tour from the girls,

Shawnee's decided to chill out a bit

and stop being so possessive... for five seconds.

Four, three, two, one.

- This is me and Lachie.

We like to hang out there.

Babe, I did. I jumped.

- You talk to Shawnee when you got back in?

- Nah, she was fucking off it, though.

- Yeah, she was a bit, um-- She was a bit upset with you.

- What'd she say? - Oh, I don't know.

Oh, that you didn't say goodbye to her straight away.

- It's day one, mate. Like, I'm not--

I'm not about that. I'm not about that.

You know, we have had good chats.

I can understand where she's coming from.

But I just think it's a bit much for day one, you know?

Like, you can't really be mad at that

when it's been for four to six hours.

It's like the chats with her are great,

but then I know that that's her energy,

and I'm like-- I'm kind of just like, "Ohh."

Like, that's just trouble.

- I think when it comes to Shawnee, man,

you're gonna have these and you're gonna have these,

and there's nothing in between.

- That's obviously something

that I wouldn't really tolerate on the outside,

so I'm gonna obviously need to bring this up and sort this out.

- No, you're looking 10-10. Wait. Where are you going?!

- I'm just popping this on the table.

- Oh, yeah. Can I come? Because I need to put mine...

- Let's go to the dock. I think we can go to the dock.

- The door? - The dock.

- What's the dock? - D-O-C-K.

- Oh, the dock. - The dock!

- Wait. That's good. I forgot about that.

- Yeah.

- You look so hot.

- Does she look better? - No comment.

I can't say anything. I feel bad.

- Her dress? - No.

- I thought I was gonna be sleeping alone.

- No. - I just really wanted to know

if Jack was still into me or if he was, you know,

really keen on Ava.

So my head was, like, going everywhere.

So how was it? - Yeah, it was good.

It was, like, just a really-- like, really nice chat.

I was, like, having a flirt, like, not in, like, a--

Like over-the-top way. But you know what I mean.

Like, just having a joke. I'm a pretty cheeky person.

But I definitely was thinking in there.

I was like, "I hope I'm coming back to you."

- I hope so. I was fucking stressed.

- Yeah? - I just hope that our chat

and our kiss meant more to you than...

- Our kiss was really good.

- ♪ You set my heart on fire ♪

- It was really good. - Yeah.

Should we do it again? - Yeah.

- I think so.

♪

- ♪ I fall a little deeper ♪

♪ And you're the reason ♪

- I feel like our kisses, they've been really good.

They're very, like, gentle, but, like, there's chemistry.

It's just really sweet.

- ♪ There's no better feeling ♪

- You're a good kisser. - You reckon?

- Yeah. - I think you're a good kisser.

- I can get used to that. - I liked it, too.

- I can give you a couple kisses in bed tonight.

- Maybe. If you're lucky. - Oh!

- Ava is definitely a threat to the Villa,

as any Bombshell is,

but Jack's still my man,

and Ava should keep her hands off.

- Hope you're enjoying the first night in the new Villa,

by the way. I think it looks great.

Expensive, though, so we've cut the music budget,

so please enjoy this Taylor Swift knockoff.

- ♪ If we took the walls down ♪

[ Chatter ]

♪ If we turn the sound up too loud ♪

- While most girls would be scared of Ava taking their man,

I hope she takes my man.

Please take him for me, girl.

Fingers crossed.

Take Jarrar, please. Save me.

Do you like Jarrar? Do you like Jarrar?

Is Jarrar your vibe?

- I have not spoke with him.

- Girl, speak to him tomorrow!

- You're just trying to push me in the other direction.

- ♪ I've been chasing your shadow ♪

- ♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪

- Come on. I can figure this out. Wait.

- I mean, that actually is a problem, bud.

You got Tarzan next to you, Layla.

- Mm-hmm. - Layla. She's cool.

I'm not gonna cuddle her.

But is that bad? I don't know. There's just--

I'm really not getting much from her.

♪

- ♪ And then I turn around ♪

- So I have to have a mask because I sleep

with one eye open.

- Actually? - Yeah, I think so.

- Hopefully I don't sleepwalk.

- Oh! Do you sleepwalk? - Yeah, into Ava's bed.

No. Joking.

- [ Laughter ] - No. Do it. Do it. Do it.

- I think Ava-- I think she will--

Because it is early days, she will, like, stir things up.

- ♪ Ohh, then you whisper, "Let's go" ♪

- Hi, guys. - Oh, my God.

- Hello, now. - How are you feeling, doll?

- Fine. Fresh now.

This is gonna be weird, isn't it?

I've never been to a sleepover this big.

- ♪ Kiss me slow under... ♪

- In our couples, but now we've got

this new bombshell sleeping in a bed

on her own next to us.

I don't know who she is keeping her eyes on.

- ♪ Can beg you across the night sky ♪

- I do think the girls may be a little worried,

but at the end of the day, I am here for myself,

and I'm just gonna go after what I want.

- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪

- Night, guys!

- Night. - Good night!

- Sleep well!

- ♪ Oh, then you whisper, "Let's go" ♪

♪ To the midnight drive-in show ♪

♪ We could roll the top down ♪

♪ The music will feel so loud, so loud ♪

♪ Hope you'll kiss me so under sunset glow ♪

♪ I know I've been chasing your shadow ♪

♪ Moving on... ♪

♪ Running around in your... ♪

♪ Da-da ♪

- Ohh! First one of the season! Say it with me! Moon!

- ♪ Ooh, I like it just like that, like that ♪

♪ Oh, I can never get enough ♪

- It's the first morning in the Villa.

Not to put too fine a point on it,

but the catering in Fiji has a lot of legumes,

which can lead to gas.

And with 11 people in a room,

the smells can be, you know...

- We're gonna have a good day.

- Oh, yeah. - Pbht!

- First night's sleep with Jack was really good.

We cuddled a lot. Obviously had little kisses.

- How'd you sleep, girl? Yeah?

- I kept waking up, and then I was freezing.

- I feel bad. I kind of forgot

that Ava's on the other side of Jack and I.

She probably heard everything last night.

- Hands on, eh?

- Hey, handy. - All hands on deck, bro.

- Yeah. And, my God. The noises.

- Coming in to Love Island, I didn't really want to be

in the bed by myself,

listening to other people kissing all night,

but I do feel some of the girls are a bit territorial.

Yeah, I knew what to expect

going into sleeping next to Nat and Jack.

- Shawnee was like-- We were, like, cuddling.

And, like, say, like-- What, so I'm like this.

And she's like-- She's, like, grabbing me.

But I didn't want to kiss just because, like,

I just want to talk about her reaction last night a bit.

- ♪ I can never get enough ♪

- Was there any other attempt kisses from Keanu?

He was a good boy in bed?

- No, we just cuddled. - That's really cute.

- Oh, what a view!

- Dude! That is what I'm freaking talking about!

- Also, he's exactly what you described

that you wanted at the beginning with, like, the--

What did you say? What was your word for the boy?

- A himbo. - Yes.

- Would you rather have ten dick fingers or one finger dick?

- Ten dick fingers.

- Ten dick fingers. Smart man.

- ♪ I'm so ready for love ♪

♪ For love, for love ♪

♪ I'm so ready for love ♪

♪ For love, for love ♪

- They look hot today.

- Actually, let's get-- Who's--

Keanu actually, like, is nice to look at.

- Whoa! - Wait! Are you guys training?!

Are you training?! - Yeah.

- Fuck yes. - Can youse fix my form?

- Yeah, I'll fix your form, babe.

- Alright. - Alright.

- Yeah. What are you-- - How are we feeling?

Spill the tea. - I don't know, alright?

Because I got into bed last night,

and obviously I've just been on a date with Jack.

But then I got into bed, and all I could hear was like, "Mmm."

- Oh, yeah. It's such an ick, dude.

- And I was like-- No, I just felt awkward.

- Yeah. - Like, I just felt so awkward.

I was like-- I don't know.

Like, I'm not even saying, like, all him.

It was just awkward, the fact I'd been out and that,

and then they knew I was there by myself.

Was your chat with Jack flirty? - Yeah.

- It's so funny because he does that with her.

It's literally day one.

And then he'll, like, flirt with the other girls,

like, when she's not looking.

- What'd you do? What'd you do? Did you get handsy?

- Yeah, we got handsy. - Oh. Where? How?

- Everywhere. - I just heard [Slurping}

[ Laughter ]

- What? Hooking up? - I don't really know.

- I don't know what it was, but something was going.

Something sounded wet.

[ Laughter ]

- I think that she is, like, closed off in my mind.

- That's what it feels like.

I feel like I was walking in on the last day last night.

- Yeah. 100%. - I was like, "What?"

I definitely think that Nat

wanted to mark her territory with Jack,

especially because Ava was in the bed next to her.

I think she wanted to be, you know, a little bit like,

"Hands off my man. This is my man.

Hear us kiss."

[ Chatter ] - Ah! Bangin'!

- In "The Matrix," Keanu Reeves rejected convention

by battling to free us all from computer overlords.

Here, our Keanu rejects convention

in a different but equally rebellious way.

- Let's do it. - A tomato?!

Eww! That's so weird!

- What is? - What?

- Eating a tomato like an apple. - That's not-- Nah, man.

[ Overlapping dialogue ]

- Do you wanna go for a chat? - Hm.

- I don't know why that sounded so English.

[ Laughter ]

- How you been? How's your day going?

- It's been good. - Hm.

Good little cuddle last night?

- No, I literally thought I was drooling.

I was like, "Why?"

That's so embarrassing if I drooled all over his arm.

I had a really nice cuddle with Keanu for most of the night,

minus the snoring.

I really liked the chat that we had yesterday.

I definitely judged you too soon.

[ Laughs ] - That's what everyone did.

- And I hope you don't hold that against me.

- I was surprised. Not gonna lie.

- Really? - Yeah.

I was surprised that we-- that we got along so--

Not in terms of you, but, like, just how--

- Like, flow state. - Yeah.

How quickly it went along. - Yeah.

- And then how quickly I got turned down. No.

[ Laughter ]

- You're doing the tongue thing!

I do low-key feel bad

that I said no to a kiss with Keanu yesterday,

but I do like him, and I am really interested.

- Well, I don't know. I just keep doing it.

It's all business.

- ♪ Everybody see me ♪ - Let's go.

- ♪ They all wanna be me, yeah, I got the key ♪

♪ So here we go, one, two, three ♪

♪ Everybody looking, no, they can't ignore me ♪

♪ See what I've been cooking, here we go, here we go ♪

- Hi, girls. - Hey.

- What are you doing? I'm coming over.

Listen to goss over here. - Gloss about you?

- I was gonna say, "How was your first night?" But...

- Noisy. - Really?

- Yeah. - Why?

- I wonder. - You!

- Wait. What?

- He hasn't actually really spoken to me at all today.

- But youse are getting along pretty well.

- I think, though, he's just wanting to talk to other people.

I'm kind of annoyed.

I feel like Jack is having great chats with everyone,

and all I want to do is talk to him, and he's not grabbing me.

- Obviously, everyone here is so hot,

so it's like-- You know what I mean?

Like, no one's a loser.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ All scream ]

- I got a text!

I've got a text!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[ Laughter ]

- I'm scared. - Come in.

- Come on, then. Let's go.

[ All cheer ]

- Oh, my God! - Ohh!

- "#BranchingOut."

- Ohh! - Ohh!

- Could this Villa literally get any better?

A Secret Garden and I don't have to take my partner?

Better, I'm not allowed to take my partner.

- Dude, this is fucking sick! - This is a spot.

- Oh, that view!

- I'm not coupled up with anyone,

so I think I could take full advantage

of that Secret Garden tonight.

♪

- Whoo!

[ Chatter ]

♪

- That one. Hm. - "Papillon"?

- Yeah. It means "butterfly" in French.

- Oh, right.

- Yeah, that's what my ex was called.

- Hey? - That is my ex's name.

- Papi? Really?

His actual name?

- Yeah, that is. - Oh, true.

- But it means "butterfly" in French,

so that's what I tell everyone.

[ Laughter ]

Yeah, I'm not-- - You were committed, babe.

- I was not! - You were committed.

- Fucking killers.

- I haven't got any yet. I'm not sure I will.

If I start, I think I might keep going, but...

- Yeah, just get my name all the way across. Yeah.

- Do you reckon? Yeah!

- He's really good-looking.

I've never seen eyes like that before.

They're, like, crystal blue.

His eyes are absolutely gorgeous.

And he is just a genuine lad.

- How do you feel about being number-one Bombshell?

Like, the first one?

- Yeah, well, it's obviously a good feeling.

- Get any kisses in yet? - No.

- No? - No.

- Not kissing on the first talk.

[ Laughter ]

- No, I was just asking.

I wouldn't say I necessarily have a type,

but Ava does fit in that category.

Hot and got a good... And a good personality, too.

- ♪ I'm drawn to the light, I'm blinded ♪

- Like, "Aah!" - Yeah!

♪

- ♪ So turn it up, so turn it up ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Don't give it up ♪

- Some beautiful boys. Some beautiful girls.

Some beautiful teeth.

And a beautifully shaped flamingo.

- I feel like-- You know what?

I'm not a-- I'm not a very ick man.

But if there was something that was just, like--

I'm just like, "Come on."

It's when women can't do racquet sports.

- Wait. What? That is such a niche ick.

- Yeah, because it's just like--

- I feel like that's the one thing you can do together.

So why can't you do it? Do you know what I mean?

- No. Exactly right, though. - Wanna come for a swim later?

- Yeah. I'll swim later.

- Catch you later, Ava. - Yeah.

- Quick chats. - How was that?

- Yeah, it was alright. Get to know her.

She's a nice girl. - I feel like with her,

there's, like, a lot more than meets the eye.

- Yeah, definitely. - You know what I mean?

I'm definitely interested to talk more and just, like,

find out, like, a lot more about her.

- 100%. - I feel like it'll be one of those ones

you need a few chats to... - To crack.

- Yeah, yeah. To really, like, get the vibe.

- How's it going with Nat? - Good, bro.

Definitely want to get to know everyone, though.

- Yeah. Definitely, bro.

- Oh, did you have an apple? - I did.

- Getting your tan on? - What are you doing?

- I don't know. - Doing good?

- Yeah.

- Do you want me to clear some room for you?

- No, that's alright. We can piss Jack off.

[ Laughter ]

- Do you want me to leave? - I don't know.

Been having good chats with everyone else.

Might as well have some good chats with other people.

- Then go for it. - What's that say?

"Trinity." Who's Trinity? - Trinity.

- That's your ex, isn't it?

- That's where I went to school.

- His best mate. - The Holy Trinity.

- [ Laughs ]

- Hm.

I'm kind of annoyed.

I thought he'd maybe sense me looking a bit down

or looking a bit more quieter than usual.

I'm quite a loud girl,

and I feel like I've hardly said words today in the Villa.

I haven't even spoken to youse all day.

I've spoken to Jarrar.

So the fact that he hasn't pulled me for a chat

and then I see "Trinity" on his ankle?

- Where is everyone? I feel like everyone's missing.

- Yeah. Wait. - Come sit down in the sun.

- Oh, yeah. The apples are good shit, aren't they?

- I know. I love these ones. - Same.

- Yeah. They're sweet.

Oh, this sun feels so good.

- I know. It's nice, isn't it?

[ Laughter ]

- Jack and I are technically open,

but I was starting to low-key spiral,

and I just needed to show my boy who mummy is.

It's me. Come back to me, please.

- I'm, like, smack bang in the middle, eh?

- Sorry. I'm just crushing you two.

- No. It's sweet. - It's okay.

- Cracker sandwich right now.

- Bet you're loving life, aren't you?

- Yeah, this would make a good photo.

Should we get a photo?

- We should try and get a photo.

- I'll try and take it with my feet.

- Oh, Pinky, look! It's your favorite thing!

- How bad is that? - It's actually good.

Looks like someone's-- Playing table tennis?

- I need to refill.

♪

I was like-- That's a bit awkward sitting with them.

- How you feeling?

- She definitely is being territorial, 100%,

as if like, "That's my man."

- Yeah. Papa's coming home. Papa coming to mummy.

Let's go.

- ♪ I want you to show me ♪

- While the gang hangs out at the pool and cools down,

Keanu has decided he wants to heat things up with Ava.

Sorry, Ava! I haven't even said hello!

Hello! - Hello!

- Hello. Wanna come for a little talk?

- Of course. Can we go in the shade, please?

'Cause it's really hot. How are you?

- Good. Good.

- ♪ Show me all your love ♪

- I'm coupled up with Amanda,

but, you know, it's only early days.

And I still got to get to know everyone else.

Great toes, by the way. I don't ever finish.

I've complimented all the girls on their toes, but great toes.

- Thank you.

- Ava's a beautiful girl.

I mean, look at her. She's stunning.

So I just thought,

why not pull out all the stops to try and get her?

- How tall are you? - Me?

- You're gonna say six, aren't you?

- 6'3". - 6'3"?

- Mm. - I didn't think

you were that tall. - You didn't?

- No. - It's because I'm so wired.

[ Laughs ]

I've got a bit of girth. - What do you do?

Do you do sport or anything, or do you just...?

- I used to. I used to play rugby league.

- I feel like everyone did in Australia.

- Yeah. Like semi pro. And then that fizzled out.

Gave up. Then I jumped on the tools.

Eyes are stunning by the way my eyes.

- Nice. Thank you.

- The game playing with Ava is simple.

Show that I've got banter.

Compliment her. Make her only look at me.

Boom. Game over.

I was the only person that gets into the sub bench.

- So what happened?

- They were putting up paddles, clock or a kiss.

I got a few clocks because of my tattoo, so...

- What is it?

- Yeah, like means you're too beautiful.

- [ Laughs ]

I thought it was going to be like your gang stamp.

- Nah, yeah, the boys. - What did you just say it was?

- Yeah. The boys.

- Yeah, but what did you say before?

- You're too beautiful. - Yeah. Stick with that one.

[ Laughter ]

Keanu is really gorgeous to look at.

And he's funny.

Are you a boy's boy?

- Yeah! I'm a you boy. No.

[ Laughter ]

- I believe that's what it means.

- Oh, well, you are beautiful.

♪

- Lachie little fingers are Shawnee to go sit on a big duck.

She slapped him in the face before realizing her mistake.

And now they're gonna sit on a big duck.

- Oh, you want to sit over there?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Last night, that was just a lot happening,

and I just kind of wanted us to have a good chat today.

- Yeah, me too. - And see where it heads out,

where like kind of things have like settled.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

Like last night, as well. It's like I got that text.

And then I came back, and you told me you were spiraling,

and I was like, "Wait," I was like, "What?"

I was like, "What are you talking about?"

I just wanted to kind of like,

get your clarification on what you actually meant by that.

- Yeah, one thing to know about me is I am

the most dramatic person ever.

A lot of the time, I'm not even really too bothered by things,

but I was seeing really bothered because I'm so expressive,

I'm so dramatic. - Yeah.

Oh, yeah. 100%, 100%. - Yeah.

- When you were up on the balcony, I say bye,

- I know, bye.

- Kind of getting a vibe that Shawnee

is definitely closing off a little bit more than me.

And if it was my way, I would prefer to just be like,

a little bit more just like

logical rather than so emotional.

But, you know, like that's her.

And, like, I do like that about her.

- I do feel like you're giving slow burn vibes.

- 100%. - Yeah.

- But like, I do give that, like, I know that.

You know, normally I'd be chatting with someone

for like months before I even kind of think like,

okay, this could maybe go somewhere.

- Really? That's a long time. Months?

- Literally months. - If I like someone, I might be

planning our wedding on day one.

Yeah, but I don't like people often.

That's my thing. - Okay.

- So I really don't, um...

- Is that a massive compliment then?

- Yeah. - Thank you, I appreciate it.

- Mm-hmm.

- I mean, at the moment, you're definitely

what I'm trying to pursue.

- Good. [ Laughs ] Same, babe, same.

- I totally just do not want to be in this type of like

tenseness and like, oh, like the whole time.

Like that's like, no. I want to get to a point

we're just flowing in there. - Yeah.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah?

- Yeah? - Yeah. I like it.

- ♪ Fill my time ♪

♪ Slipped off my mind ♪

- The kiss is so good!

Like I'm actually feeling a type of way in my body.

Out kissing styles match.

- That's very good.

- It helps that you're a really good kisser.

- Yeah, we'll do more of it then.

- Valid. Valid. - Great.

- Noted. Brain noted. - Yeah, exactly.

I think we're a match made in heaven.

- ♪ I feel my time ♪

♪ Slipped off my mind ♪

♪

- Guys, I know what you're all thinking.

Everyone's just sitting around.

Shouldn't the producers dress everyone in dumb outfits

and get them to embarrass themselves?

It's only episode two.

I mean, not even our producers are that--

[ Chime ]

Oh, they are.

- Hey. - Is that mine?

- Oh, my God.

- I've got a text!

- No, you didn't! - Yeah!

- Shit! I was kind of calm.

- Come on. - Wait!

I'm so excited.

[ Cheering ]

- Let's go! - [ Barking ]

- I got nothing to hide.

- I'm scared, bro.

- You hiding anything?

- I don't know. No, I don't think so.

Are you?

You're a naughty boy, aren't you?

- No. - Yeah. You are.

- Why don't you just find out?

A squirrel noise. We all know I can do a bark,

but a squirrel, we don't have them in Australia.

But I think it's like...

[ Chittering ]

- ♪ My heart's a blaze ♪

♪ Fire burning ♪

♪ Passion working ♪

♪ Yeah, I make the lane ♪

- It's time to find out what salacious secrets the Islanders

have been hoarding like nuts for winter

as we play Secret Squirrels.

♪

The boys are up first.

- ♪ Show 'em how you do it ♪

- They'll start with a sexy squirrel dance,

whatever that means.

[ Cheering ]

They'll then forage for a nut containing a salty secret.

- "This girl posted shit through her ex-boyfriend's litter box

after finding out he was cheating."

- What?

- [ Laughs ]

- After deciding who they think the secret belongs to,

they scamper across a giant woodie.

[ Cheering ]

- Who posted shit through their ex's litter box?

It was you.

- They take the girl they think is responsible and

lock in their answer with a kiss under the shade of a nut bush.

- Yeah, baby.

- Before finding out if they were right.

- [ Laughs ]

Ava.

[ Laughter ]

No way! - It wasn't human shit.

It was a dog.

[ Laughter ]

- [ Barking ]

- Next up is Oli.

- Let's go, Tarzan!

♪

[ Cheering ]

- Oli doing the splits was hot in my eyes.

It is sexy to know that he's flexible.

He's more flexible than me.

- This girl had a drawer full of BDSM tools and toys.

- Oh!

- BDSM toys. That was-- I didn't even think about that.

I just wanted to kiss Phoebe, to be honest.

[ Cheering ]

- Let's go. Yeah, baby! Whoo!

- It actually felt really good.

Like, it works. It was flowing. Yeah.

I really enjoyed the kiss.

- Under no circumstances

would this show ever kink shame anybody.

So, Oli, can you please reveal the absolute freak

with the BDSM drawer?

- It was... Amanda.

[ All shouting ]

- It's always the quiet ones!

- Green flag that Amanda has boxed toys.

I need to see that box ASAP, right now.

- Up next is Jarrar, who missed the squirrel memo.

- [ Barking ]

♪

- No idea what I was doing out there,

but at least I looked good doing it.

- ♪ Check this, get a close up ♪

- I've worked hard for this, you know.

So got to show it off.

This girl was told by a psychic

that she was going to win Love Island.

[ All "Ooh"ing ]

Who's into star signs?

Yeah, the boys were playing to who they wanted to kiss.

Natalie.

- Natalie. She's hot, she's smoking.

And I hadn't had a kiss with her yet.

[ Cheering ]

♪

No harm done. A bit of healthy competition.

May the best man win.

This secret belongs to Natalie.

[ Cheering ]

- I went to a psychic, and they said I may find love.

And there may be money coming my way at the end of the year.

So maybe.

- Up next, Keanu.

[ Cheering ]

- Hey, baby.

- Sexy boy!

- "This girl's body count is four."

Respect.

- Let's go. Oh! Easy, baby. Oh, nonchalant.

- Who's body count is four?

[ Laughter ]

- I'm happy he's picked me.

And I'm gonna give these islanders a show.

Like let that freak flag fly.

[ Cheering ]

♪

[ Sighs ]

I'm feeling...[ Laughs ]

- Wait. I'm horny, I'm horny!

- And the answer is...

Amanda.

[ Cheering ]

- And those four got it good.

- I reckon that kiss with Amanda,

that opened a bit more doors.

And I think she was a bit flustered afterwards.

I mean, of course she was flustered.

She's only human. I mean, look. [ Laughs ]

- Our next squiggly squirrel is Jack.

- ♪ Like boom, watch out ♪

- ♪ How could you not agree? ♪

- Oh, during a wild sex session,

this girl fell out of a first story window.

What were you thinking? Talk to me. Talk to me.

Honestly, I think if I was going to pick anyone just from

how they are, it would have been probably Shawnee,

to be honest, but yeah, it was more and more

I just wanted to kiss.

I reckon it's you, baby girl. Come here.

Give me a little spin. Let's go.

- ♪ Top dog, and I'm off the leash ♪

- ♪ It's getting hot, I brought the heat ♪

- He could have picked me.

Like what?

- Hey, lay off her, bro.

- That was my best friend and my daddy.

- [ Chuckles ]

And the girl who the secret belongs to...

is Phoebe.

- That is a story to tell.

I'm glad you live to tell the tale.

- You live. - Sorry, Mom and Dad.

- The final boy to shake his bushy tail,

Lachie little fingers.

- ♪ Watch me take ♪

[ Cheering ]

- "This girl's last hookup was two days

before she arrived on Love Island."

[ All "Ohh"ing ]

- Layla.

- The boys in the challenge

basically just wanted to kiss who they wanted to kiss,

and that included me.

- Oh!

I wanted to see what Ava and I had.

- I knew he was gonna fucking do that, bro.

- ♪ It's just another crush ♪

♪ When you look my way ♪

♪ When you say my name ♪

- Don't look. Don't look. - I'm not looking.

I'm not looking. - Open them eyes, Shawnee.

- No, bro. Fuck that shit.

I am so annoyed that he has picked Ava.

I don't like being confused.

I don't like feeling like led on.

I don't like to be made a fool.

Oh, my God, it's just so much.

- And the Islander is...

Shawnee.

- Oh! - Oh!

- She hooked up with someone

two days before going on "Love Island."

It doesn't really sit too well with me.

We're just-- we're kind of on two different wavelengths.

Like, I'm kind of really seeing this right now.

♪

- You got me moving, I'm so excited ♪

♪ I want to bump it up ♪

♪ Shout out loud ♪

- The Islanders are playing Secret Squirrels.

Now it's the girls turn to find out what secrets

the boys have been squirreling away.

Ava, show us your bushy tail.

Bushy tail.

- ♪ Let's get this party started ♪

♪ I want to see you shake it ♪

- Now pick a nut.

- "This boy slept with six different girls in two days."

- It could be any of them.

- And this time, they'll bounce along the giant woody.

They picked the boy they think was responsible,

kiss to lock in their answer, before finding out

if they were right.

- It belongs to Oli.

[ All shouting ]

- Oli with the six girls in two days,

it's giving spontaneity, and that's what I'm looking for.

I love it.

- Next it's Shawnee.

- ♪ Snappy, staring too much ♪

♪ The only rule, baby is look but don't touch ♪

♪ You can look, but don't touch ♪

- Okay.

This boy compares girls wearing too much makeup

to boys wearing lifts in their shoes.

- Oh!

[ Cheering ]

I can't lie.

I was not guessing who's this secret was I didn't care.

You couldn't tell me anything. And I was gonna pick Jarrar.

[ Cheering ]

- Of course she wanted to get back at me after I picked Ava.

And there was just a lot of just pettiness in there.

- Ooh. This secret belongs to...

...Keanu.

- Oh! - Oh!

- If you put lifts in your shoes,

you know, you're lying about what your height is.

And if you wear too much makeup,

you're lying about what you look like.

- No, I don't know if I agree.

It's so rude.

I'm gonna do my makeup extra thick just so he can see it.

- ♪ I'm doing my ♪

- Next to bust a nut is Nat.

[ Cheering ]

- That's it, baby!

- The only nudes this boy has ever sent are to other boys.

- The boys group chat be wild, bro.

- I think all of the girls choosing to kiss Jarrar

was definitely equal parts wanting to kiss him

and get to know him.

And also, F-you, boys.

[ Cheering ]

- It's a little bit of a revenge kiss,

considering Jack never chose to kiss me.

But also, I think Jarrar and I do have some sexual chemistry

and it was really fucking hot.

The boy is Keanu.

- Oh! - Oh!

- I just sent a good morning dick pic to

the boys group chat, and it's purely only to piss them off.

- So is it morning wood to the hood?

- Can you at me?

- ♪ Let's get crazy ♪

- Our next sexy squirrel is Phoebe.

[ Cheering ]

- Yeah, girl!

- This boy's body count is 14!

- Respect. - Okay.

It was their ulterior motive.

Everyone wanted everyone to kiss Jarrah.

- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

- It was a busy day, all right.

There were so many kisses

that ended up with all this pink fairy dust all over me.

- So the boy's body count. that's 14 is... Jarrar.

Whoo!

- Wait. Can I be 15, or...?

- Do you want to make your body count 20?

- Oh, shit.

- [ Barking ]

- ♪ I'm gonna ♪

- Next up, kink queen, Amanda.

[ Cheering ]

- This boy had a foursome,

and one of the girls was his mate's ex.

- Nasty.

I'm not gonna lie. I just wanted to kiss Keanu.

I knew the secret wasn't his,

but I just wanted to pick up where we left off.

- Oh!

[ Cheering ]

- The kisses with Keanu are just getting hotter and hotter.

Like we just went for it.

[ Cheering ]

- Hotter, sweatier, more intimate, more sexy.

Give me more.

- The boy whose secret this belongs to is Lachie.

- Wow!

- Foursome with his mate's ex.

- Nasty.

- ♪ Look at me now ♪

- Thanks to shake what her squirrel mama gave her is Layla.

- ♪ Be just like me, look at me now ♪

♪ I'm a VIP ♪

- This boy has had more than 50 one night stands.

I seriously thought it could have been any of them.

I had the girls in my ear whispering to go for Jack,

and I'm not mad about it.

I thought that was a perfect excuse

to give him a little kiss.

- ♪ Look at me now, I'm a VIP ♪

♪ Everybody want to be just like me ♪

♪ Look at me now, I'm a VIP ♪

- The boy it was was Jack.

[ Cheering ]

- Naughty naughty boy!

- Wow.

- 50 night stands. Absolute red flag.

Like that's beyond red flag to me.

Like there must be another color that's above red.

Doesn't that make you feel dirty?

That makes me feel dirty hearing it.

- Um, yeah, I'm well traveled.

I mean, I've spent a lot of time overseas,

done a lot of trips, a lot of nights out.

I'm experienced.

- So Trinity tattoo on your ankle?

- Yeah. - Was that one?

- One of the club, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

- Are you just trying to make me another one night stand?

Am I gonna be 51?

Like, am I just another girl in another country?

And then he's gonna get my name tattooed on his other ankle,

just like the Trinity tattoo?

- Oh, this game is so tea!

- ♪ Watch out, I'm the best man ♪

- Next up, new girl, Ava.

- ♪ Got the best now ♪

- This boy had group sex in a Balinese hostel.

- Oh.

- Do you know what? I'll go for what I want.

I'm here to stir the pot. Just like that.

[ Laughs ]

- I've been to Bali, yeah. - I've been to Bali, too.

- Yeah. Come on.

- Oh, my God, He's kissing her again.

That's fucked up. Why would she do that? I'm off her now.

- Did you see how he looked at you?

- Yeah.

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

- So she picked me, I was stoked,

and there was definitely a little bit more feist

in the in the second kiss.

I think I'm definitely going to explore that more

in the near future.

- Did not sit well with me at all.

I'm just feeling like a bit overwhelmed.

You look so hot!

Yeah. - That's a happy man.

- Yuck.

- Ew, I'm so off Ava. It's so rude.

So not a girl's girl.

- So this secret belongs to... Jack.

- Oh!

- The traveler? - Yeah.

Like I said, I'm a well-traveled man.

I love Bali.

Love parties, love hostels, and sex, so...

[ Laughter ]

- "I'm a well-traveled man."

Like, that's not really mature of you, babe.

That's fucking a little boy.

And I don't want a little boy. I need a man.

- Yeah.

- I'm actually pissed off

because he's made me feel this big.

If he thinks I'm going to be another notch on his belt

and another girl in another country,

he's got one thing coming for him.

- ♪ You're playing with fire ♪

- I don't think Nat and Shawnee are happy with their boys.

Meanwhile, those squirrel costumes have me craving nuts,

especially those real salty ones.

- Next time...

- Are you tall, dark and handsome?

- Well, my mum says I'm tall and dark.

You've said I'm handsome, so I must be.

- Ava's got options.

- She gets to pick a guy at any minute.

- Yeah, I reckon some shit's gonna go down tonight.

- Yeah, like me going home.

[ Echoing ] Me going home.

- And in the first epic fire pit of the season...

- This year is all about power moves.

Anyone left single will be dumped.

- Who will Ava choose?

- The boy I would like to couple up with is...

- ♪ Let the games begin ♪

♪