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- ♪ In my dreams, there's a place for you and me ♪

♪ Somewhere heaven-made ♪

♪ A sweet release when you say my name ♪

- "Love Island"'s back, baby!

And this year we're going full tropical paradise!

Think palm trees, waterfalls,

and an only moderately shark-infested coastline!

Yay!

And last but not least, our brand-new villa.

♪

And when I say "our," I mean borrowed--

from our American friends.

Hopefully hearts will be the only thing the Islanders break

in this place, 'cause seriously, we need our deposit back.

- ♪ So take me up to paradise ♪

- This is the biggest "Love Island" villa in the world,

where we're about to make the best version

of "Love Island" in the world.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

- Oi, oi, oi!

- Welcome to "Love Island Australia."

This villa has a space for all the good stuff...

[ Bell chimes ]

...like drama...

love...

[ Smooches, sighs ]

...secrets... [ Indistinct whispering ]

...and... Ping-Pong? [ Ball bouncing ]

Nailed it.

But most importantly, this villa is about to be home

to the hottest unlucky-in-love bodies Australia has ever seen.

So toned...

so tanned...

so... teeth...

so, so hot...

and so, so bad at love.

♪

In fact, these hotties are so bad at love

that we've called in the experts.

Say hello to the power couples, six flawlessly beautiful couples

that found love inside the villa

and stayed in love outside the villa.

And they are taking charge.

More on that later.

It's the year of power moves.

Who will be willing to risk it all for love?

Let's bring on the girls!

♪

- ♪ I'm feeling like I'm on top of the world ♪

♪ So unstoppable ♪

♪ Call me that girl ♪

♪ Doin' big things they just can't understand ♪

♪ Might be that girl, but they call me the man ♪

♪ Ha! Are you impressed? ♪

- I'm Amanda. I'm 26, and I'm a jeweler and model.

- ♪ I'm impressive ♪

♪

- I would definitely say I'm smart.

My brain is always on.

Expect me to be sexy and full of thoughts at all times.

- Whoo-hoo!

♪

- ♪ Look, stop, sexy ♪

♪ Look hot, sexy ♪

- I don't want a smart guy.

Like, I will be the smart one for the both of us.

I honestly think I need a himbo,

like, someone, like, that looks good but is a little bit dumb.

[ Laughs ]

- ♪ I do it naturally ♪

- My dream guy is tall, athletic,

dark features, tattoos.

Maybe even, like, a slutty little hoop earring.

[ Laughs ]

Love Island gods, please bring me my himbo.

- You know me. - I know you have him.

I know you have him for me. I know you do. [ Laughs ]

♪

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

- Hey! [ Both screaming ]

Girls, welcome!

- This is such a vibe! You look stunning!

- So do you. Look at you two. - Oh, my God.

- Would you like a little bit of champagne?

- Yes! - Yes!

- Oh, my God. Look at that.

We can work out together in the morning, girl.

- Yes! [ Cork pops ]

Beautiful. - Oh, my God. That was stunning.

- How are you, girls? - You look stunning!

- So do you. Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh.

- Like, how are you single, you two?

- Dude. - This doesn't make sense.

- This is, like, crazy. - Oh. Isn't it?

- Yeah, it actually is. - How big is this villa?

- It's huge.

- Is this the place you'd find love, you reckon?

- I reckon. - What are you looking for?

- [ Sighs ] I'm looking for, like, loyal.

Like, a loyal guy. Someone who's funny.

Someone who, like-- I'm looking for someone spontaneous.

I want a guy who's like, "Let's move to New York next week.

Let's move to London the week after."

That's what I want.

- So he'd need some money as well.

- Oh, yeah. - Or some frequent-flyer miles.

- That would be great. That would be great.

♪

- I'm Phoebe. I'm 23, and I'm fun-employed.

[ Laughs ] - ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪

- I'm in my hot-single-girl- travel-the-world era.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪

- I am the biggest shopaholic.

The most I've spent is $18,000 in one month on clothes.

Don't judge me.

- ♪ Feelin' high ♪

♪ Sound the smoke alarm ♪

♪ Whoo, gonna do some harm ♪

♪ I'm the one ♪ - I am literally--

I'm literally boy-crazy.

[ Screaming ]

It's really bad.

I have a book under my bed where I manifest guys...

- [ Voice echoing ] Yeah...

- ...and what I do is I write it and then I put crystals on it,

put it under my bed, and it all comes true.

♪

I even wrote "Love Island" in it, and look.

It's happening! It's real!

This book is magic. It's magic!

- ♪ Watch me do it like... ♪

- What about you, Amanda?

- Honestly, I'm looking for my himbo. Like...

- Oh. Himbo?

- I need a hot man. Like, I've got all the brains.

Like, I'm the one that's doing a lot of the thinking,

and I just need-- - You don't need a thinker.

- No. - What's your IQ?

- Um, 145.

- I don't even know what that means.

- Yeah. I don't know what that means.

- But I know it's high. - But it's high.

♪

- [ Voice echoing ] Yeah.

Level up.

♪

♪ Real life ♪

♪ Back at it again, back at it again ♪

♪ Took a lil' break, now I'm back for the win ♪

♪ Back at it again ♪ - I'm Shawnee.

I'm 27, and I'm an online fitness coach.

- ♪ Back in the zone, had to double the vision. ♪

♪ Now I'm on top; You ain't takin' my position ♪

- My personality is like a mixed bag of lollies.

- ♪ Back at it again, back at it again ♪

- I'm just, like, very happy, bubbly, high energy.

But if something's pissing me off, like, I'm pissed off.

Lord help us all. [ Laughs ]

- ♪ Move like this ♪

♪ Can you move like this? ♪

- Big. That's my type. Big, tall, big hands.

I have a hand fetish.

- ♪ Can you move like this? ♪ - Yeah.

I'm a jealous bitch. I don't like to share.

Yes, I met him six hours ago, but, like, I said he's mine.

[ Laughs ]

- Unh.

- Welcome, girls!

- Hello! - Hi!

- We're just having girl chats over here.

- Yeah. - [ Laughs ]

- Look at you girls.

- Beautiful. - Hi, baby!

Shawnee. - Oh, my God. You smell good.

- Lovely. - Mwah!

- Amanda? - Yeah.

- So hot.

- I'm Amanda. - Lovely to meet you.

- So, Layla. - Yes! Hi!

- Nat. - Hello.

- Shawnee. - Shawnee. Hi!

- Welcome to the villa. Isn't it ginormous?

- Oh, my God. Seriously, where do we start?

- Shawnee, what are you looking for?

- I'm very attracted to big energy.

Like, I like loudest-in-the-room vibes.

- Like cocky?

- No, not cocky, but, like, confident, energy, have fun.

Like, I'm all about having fun

and just, like, running a little bit wild.

- Yep. - But I'm also thinking maybe

I should try the, like, more nonchalant men.

- I mean, if it could work for you, why not?

- 'Cause my track record's not really giving...

- I don't do nonchalant. No.

- Nonchalant men are so boring. I've dated a few--

I've dated a few nonchalant men. They are the worst.

- Yeah. Okay. Never mind. Scrap that. Give me the fun one.

- Fun ones are better. They make you old. They age you.

- Layla, what you looking for?

- I just want someone who's hardworking,

who's driven, ambitious.

Like, I work very hard, and I don't want to outwork a man.

Sorry. - ♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

♪ Walked in lookin' like money ♪

♪ I am the one that they wanted ♪

♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪ - I'm Layla, 22,

and I'm a Pilates instructor.

- ♪ Feelin' myself; It ain't nothing like me ♪

♪ Let's heat it up at 100 degrees ♪

- I'm definitely the hottest girl you've seen from Canberra.

[ Laughs ]

People tell me I look like a Disney princess

and I deserve princess treatment.

- ♪ Do you know who I am? ♪

♪ I'm a pretty girl with a plan ♪

- I'm used to helicopter rides, five-star dinners.

You've got to open the doors for me.

- ♪ I know that I'm priceless ♪ - I don't chase men.

If you're not obsessed with me straightaway,

I've got to let you go. - ♪ I know what you want ♪

♪ I know you like it ♪

- Honestly, I do have high standards.

But when you're this hot, you have to. [ Laughs ]

- ♪ And I've got the keys; I'm drivin' ♪

- Nat, what are you looking for visually in a man?

- I like very tall. I think we all like very tall.

I like that gym body, like, jacked kind of look.

I love tattoos.

I like, like, a cheeky mo, a nice smile.

- Okay. - ♪ I'm fine, yeah ♪

- I'm Natalie. I'm 23, and I'm from the Gold Coast.

- ♪ There ain't no stoppin' it ♪

- I am brutally honest.

- ♪ 'Cause I'm hot, hot, hot in here ♪

- And it can upset some people.

If I say nothing, my facial expressions will say it all.

Even though there's Botox there, it still kind of works.

You can tell that I'm calling bullshit.

- ♪ Unh ♪

♪ Eyes wide open, got the vision ♪

♪ Told him, "Don't talk; just listen" ♪

- Either love me or leave me.

I don't need you to change who I am.

- ♪ He fumbled a baddie ♪

♪ He fumbled it badly ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- Now, girls, we've spoken a fair bit now.

I've asked you a lot of questions...

and here comes the most important one.

♪

Do you want to meet some boys?

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo! Bring on the boys!

♪

- ♪ I'm the GOAT; you're not ♪ - Bring it.

- ♪ You can be my mascot ♪ - Bring it.

- ♪ Show me what you got ♪ - Bring it.

♪

- Bring it on.

- ♪ I saw, I conquered ♪ - Bring it.

♪ My empire prospered ♪ - Bring it.

- ♪ I slayed my monsters ♪ - Bring it.

- ♪ So you want this? ♪ - Bring it on.

♪

Bring it on.

♪

- I'm Jack. I'm 24, and I'm a sparky.

- ♪ Come get it if you want it ♪

♪ I got it ♪

- I've definitely got the bad-boy look.

I got the tattoos, the piercings,

and I've definitely been a bad boy in the past.

[ Laughs ]

- ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, I know you been waitin' ♪

♪ All this tension and anticipation ♪

- I absolutely love talking to women.

I love going out.

I feel like I've got the gift of the gab.

I normally go in, make some eyes with the girls,

give them a little spin, tell them how good they look,

and the rest is history.

- ♪ Are you ready for this? ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Going into the villa,

I'm definitely gonna try and pick one girl and be with them.

But every time I feel like, "This is it.

I'm gonna be a better guy,"

someone too good-looking comes along and just ruins it for me.

That is no accountability at all, eh?

- ♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

- That's so bad. [ Laughs ]

♪

Let's go! - Hey!

- How are youse?

- Sexy!

- Wait.

♪

- What?! - What?!

- The first one?

- Hi! - Hi!

- Oh, my God. He's hot.

Dude. He's hot.

- Hello, hello. - How are you?

- I'm good. I'm good. How are you girls?

- Oh, good. - Good.

- Girls, this is Jack.

- Hi, Natalie. [ Laughs ] - [ Laughs ]

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

- How do you guys know each other?

- Uh... - He can tell you.

- Um, we were supposed to catch up one time,

but I didn't, um, I didn't quite make it.

- He ghosted.

- Oh, my God!

- It was around the same time I found out about this,

so I didn't really want to, like...

- So you were being respectful. - Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't want to give someone my time and...

- Using us as an excuse. - Yeah. Yeah. Hundred percent.

- It's all right. The red flag's gone now, guys.

It's fine. - [ Chuckles ]

- Okay, girls.

You're gonna meet one boy at a time

and hammer him with questions.

- [ Chuckles ]

- And then I'm gonna ask you all to hold up one of those paddles.

Do you want to kiss him... or do you clock him?

Now, just 'cause I'm a bit out of the loop,

does anyone know what clock means?

- It's like if you're on a date with a guy,

they're giving red flags, you like, clock them.

- Okay, girls. Who's got a question for Jack?

- Hit me.

- Are you a relationship kind of guy?

- I am. I've had two serious relationships.

- Mm-hmm. - Who's your celebrity crush?

- Margot Robbie.

- Ooh. Okay. - You.

You're his type.

- Have you ever cheated?

- When I was a lot younger, yes.

- How old? - How old?

- I was 20. - How old are you now?

- Twenty-four.

- That's not that long ago.

- Yeah. Ages-- four whole years.

- Okay, girls.

Moment of truth.

This is your chance to let Jack know if you're interested.

On the count of three...

it's time to reveal if you want to kiss...

or clock.

Three. Two. One.

♪

[ Gasps ] Okay. Oh, wow.

Okay. We've got...

We've got three kisses. That's great.

- I'll take that.

- Three out of five's not bad, is it?

- Pretty good. What does both mean?

- Both means you're, like, a red flag but you're hot.

- Phoebe, why the clock?

- The ghosting thing... - Yeah.

- ...is, like, just a little bit questionable.

- Yep, yep.

- Amanda. - To me, cheating is cheating.

But I understand, you know, it happened when you were young,

but we'll chat about that later. - For sure.

Sounds good. - Ooh! Tea!

- Layla.

- I just feel like I want to see you

redeem yourself a little bit for ghosting Nat first.

- She's a girl's girl.

- So Nat, this will be interesting.

- Well, I think it's pretty dang obvious.

- Yeah. - Got freakin' ghosted.

- But you're holding a pair of lips, so...

- He's still fucking gorgeous. - Oh!

And he is my type to a T.

- Oh, is he? - Yeah.

- And you're double-paddling, Shawnee.

- Yeah. My clock-- Hate those shoes.

- I was waiting for someone. I knew someone was gonna do it.

- If you ask me what my ick is,

I will tell you straight, it is those.

But I'm kissing because I love everything else.

I don't know what it is with those shoes,

but they just give me the ick so bad.

They are just so ugly. It's just yuck to me.

And you got sweaty toes in there.

- Okay. Jack, your day is about to be amazing.

- [ Chuckles ] Sounds good. It was already amazing.

- Phoebe, you're the first kiss.

- Amazing! - Get up there, girl!

- You can do it.

- Okay! How are you?

- Whoa! - Okay!

- Oh, my gosh. That's tight.

- Oh! - That's so good!

- Jack is hot, and there was definitely a vibe there.

It was sexy.

- [ Laughs ] - Ooh!

That looked good, girl.

- It's time to find out what you might have missed out on.

- Okay. - 'Cause here comes Nat.

- Yes. - [ Chuckles ] Let's go.

- Show him. - Oh! A gentleman.

- Hey, baddie!

- Whoa! A little twirl. - Hey!

- Oh! He's been waiting. Oh!

♪

- Probably one of the best kisses I've ever had in my life.

I don't know if it was that built-up tension

after being ghosted by him.

♪

- That's so hot. - [ Laughs ]

I don't know. I feel like there was a lot of chemistry there.

And I feel like he felt it, too.

- Here comes Shawnee.

- You look stunning. - Thank you.

I'm not spinning.

- [ Laughing ] You're not spinning.

She's a baddie! - Whoo!

- The kiss is giving the perfect balance.

Like, I'm super into it.

I'm actually super into it, to be honest.

Oh. - [ Chuckles ]

Get it, girl.

- I'm kind of jealous.

- Already?! - But it's fine. It's fine.

- Well, Jack, the power is now in your hands.

- Okay.

- You can choose any girl you want to couple of with.

- Sweet. Okay.

- And it doesn't have to be someone you kissed.

You can literally choose anyone. - Okay.

- So? First big decision of "Love Island," Jack.

Who would you like to couple up with?

- Oh. Well, all three that I kissed I think were amazing.

Like, straightaway.

But the reason I will pick this girl is 'cause

I feel like I definitely have some making up to do.

So Natalie. - Oh. That's so sweet.

- Okay. Go join him, Nat.

- [ Screams ] We've got our first couple!

[ Laughs ]

- Come here, girl. - Thank you, darling.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my God! Look how good they look!

♪

- I am so happy.

I think we look so good together.

But I'm kind of worried to see him talk to other girls,

'cause the claws could actually come out.

And I'm not usually the jealous type.

Rahr.

- So our first Love Island couple are Nat and Jack.

But that might all be about to change...

'cause it's time to meet...

Keanu! - Whoo!

♪

- I'm Keanu. I'm 25.

I'm from New Zealand, but I live in Sydney.

- ♪ Ain't nothing but the best when we show up ♪

- I moved over six years ago chasing a football dream.

I was with the Townsville Cowboys,

then to the Newcastle Knights, and now I'm on the tools.

♪

Footy used to get the chicks.

But now I'm big and brown, and I get them down.

♪

- ♪ She juicy ♪

♪ She like what she like ♪

♪ She bougie ♪

- My kryptonite is definitely brunettes,

but they have to have some type of athleticism about them,

'cause I want my kids to be athletic.

'Cause I got flat feet,

so I'm looking for things that I don't have as well.

If they've got an arch on their feet, oh, Uncle's home.

[ Laughs ] - ♪ She's juicy ♪

- Hey, Keanu!

- Hey, Sophie.

- Come on down. - Hey!

- I actually really like the fit.

- Yeah, I'm here for the fit.

- Hey, ladies, Sophie. - Hello!

- Keanu, welcome to Love Island.

- Youse all look stunning. - These are the girls.

That's Jack. Don't worry about him.

[ Laughter ]

Basically, the girls are gonna hammer you with questions

and then decide if they want to kiss you.

How's that?

- Yeah. - That's cool?

That's cool. That's cool with me. [ Laughs ]

- Have you ever cheated?

- Have I ever cheated? No.

- Oh, a king.

How would your friends describe you?

- Bit of an idiot. - Oh! Okay!

- Perfect! [ Laughs ]

Alarms were going off in my head,

like this potentially could be my himbo.

I definitely need to test his IQ and see.

How many tattoos do you have? - Uh, two.

I've got one big sleeve going all the way up,

and then... - Oh!

- Oh, my God. "Yeah the boys"!

- No. I don't like that.

- That means "Youse are too beautiful."

That's what it means. - Oh, he prepared that.

- They were playing offense like the L.A. Lakers.

They just started firing away at me

like there was no tomorrow, honestly.

- Okay, girls. It's time to let Keanu know how you feel.

Do you want to kiss or clock?

♪

Oh. Oh. Oh, okay.

Two kisses is great.

One, two, three, four, fi-- five clocks?

Okay. Let's go down the line.

- I can't get behind the "Yeah the boys" tattoo.

- [ Laughs ] - The same thing for me.

He seems like too much of a boy's boy

and probably a bit too unserious for me.

- Okay. - But I wouldn't mind a kiss.

- He described himself as an idiot--

not usually how I'd like to describe my mans.

But he also does seem really fun,

and I feel like he could be, like, thoughtful

and a bit sweet, so I'll give it a go.

- Okay. Well, any kisses are better than no kisses,

and you're about to get two.

Line him up. He's all yours. - Go, queen!

- Oh, my God.

♪

- Thank you.

- ♪ Stellar explosion ♪ - Ooh!

- Whoo! - Yeah, baby!

♪

- The kiss was very passionate.

But that tongue. Oh, my gosh.

It felt like-- You know at the zoo,

with, like, a giraffe and their long tongues?

Like, it was-- it was too much tongue.

I am so sorry, Keanu.

- Wait. Let me just... This is a good side. [ Laughs ]

♪

- Whoo! - Whoo!

♪

- [ Laughs ] - [ Laughs ]

- Okay.

No. Not terrible. Not terrible.

Not absolutely hating it, but a lot of tongue.

- Well, Keanu, who you couple up with is up to you.

It doesn't matter if you didn't kiss them.

It doesn't matter if they're coupled up. Anyone.

So, which of these girls would you like to couple up with?

- I want to couple up with this girl 'cause, uh,

she's not afraid to, like, talk to me how she wants to.

- Oh, okay. - Rahr!

- So I'll choose the beautiful Shawnee.

- Ah! - Shawnee! Go on down.

♪

- What do we think, guys? - I like it.

- This is cute.

- I feel flattered that Keanu picked me, of course.

But I am maybe hoping a little bit someone might steal me,

because he just gives, like,

maybe a little bit young vibes for me.

- Hey, girls, do you know what's better than two boys?

- Three. - Yeah.

- Oh! - That's the correct answer.

♪

- Yeah. Unh.

- What can you know how to play?

- I'm Jarrar. I'm 23, and I'm a diesel fitter.

- ♪ Runnin' it just like a race ♪

♪ Never play on that field ♪

♪ What did you say? ♪

- People I meet think I look like Reece Walsh,

and my mates call me Teemu Walshy.

Doesn't fuck up, Reece. It's doing well for me.

[ Laughs ]

♪

If I see a girl I like, I don't flirt. I bark.

[ Growls, laughs ]

You need a little dog? [ Snarls ]

♪

It's unique.

You're not gonna say, "Oh, your hair's so gorgeous."

How many times do they get that?

How many times are you getting barked at, you know?

Like, change it up a bit.

♪

- Hi! - Hi!

- Ladies. Gentlemen.

- Hello, darling! Welcome to the villa.

- Welcome to the villa. - Welcome, welcome.

- Jarrar, what do you think about the girls?

- [ Growls, barks ]

[ Chuckles ]

- Pardon?

What was that?

- [ Barking, growling ]

- If I wanted someone to bark at me, I would just buy a dog.

- When has it worked? - Yeah.

- Uh, a f-- a few times. Yeah. [ Laughter ]

- I don't know. He's trouble, bro.

I can tell. He's trouble.

- So, Jarrar, welcome to the villa.

- Thank you. - Girls, fire away.

- Have you ever had a relationship?

- Yeah, I have.

I've had three serious relationships.

- Have you ever cheated? - Never cheated. No.

- Oh, that's good. - Being cheated on. It sucks.

So... [ Laughs ] - Aww!

- ...don't want that for anyone. - What do you do for work?

- Diesel fitter. Diesel mechanic.

- Can we have a look at your hands?

- They're good at the moment. - Show us clean nails.

- Ooh. Also with the veins.

- Okay! - Yeah. The forearms are giving.

- Okay, girls. Paddles ready, please.

It's time to find out if you want to kiss... or clock.

♪

Ooh! Two kisses. That's pretty good.

♪

Oh, five clocks, though.

- Five clocks. - That's okay.

- Join the club. - Let's go down the line here.

- I chose to kiss you because you've got, like,

the cheeky vibe that I usually go for.

But that's also why I did a clock,

'cause you seem like a bit of a troublemaker.

I don't know if it's, like, in a good way or a bad way,

but we'll find out. - Ah.

- I'm just really thrown off by the barking.

Like, that as a first impression has caught me off guard a bit.

- That's all right.

- The clock deffo is the barking.

I actually got a little bit scared.

But you kind of redeemed yourself a little bit

with your answers after that.

I think you've got a bit more depth than the barking let on.

- Yeah. Definitely.

- Okay. Well, you're gonna get some kisses.

Are you ready? - Ready for it.

- Here comes Phoebe. - Yes! Baddie!

♪

- Okay. - Oh, nice.

- Oh, my God. It looks intense.

- ♪ Yeah, this is how we do it ♪

♪ We'll do it right now ♪

- Yes! Go, girl! - Whoo!

- Shawnee, off you go.

- That's crazy. [ Laughs ]

Hello, darling. - Hello.

♪

- Whoo! - Ooh. Wow.

- The kiss is hot, heavy, sexy,

throwing me down on a bed and let's see what happens.

That was the vibe.

- Oh! - Oh!

- [ Laughing ] Oh! - Ooh.

- Yeah. The bark must have worked.

Well, if Shawnee wanted someone that can bark, I can do it.

[ Growling, barking ]

See? Bulldog over here.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, I feel a bit intimidated now.

New dog on the park. [ Laughter ]

- For real, though. - Okay.

Well, Jarrar, you've now got to choose a girl to couple up with.

- I don't want to step on too many toes just yet.

So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is Phoebe.

- Okay. Phoebe. - All right!

- You're up.

- Go, baddie!

Wait. The blonde's, like, go really well together, though.

- Aww. - Yes!

- To be honest, I'm not convinced we're a match.

But I'm gonna try and keep an open mind.

But the barking--

I hope he never does that again, to be honest.

Ever.

- Fresh meat comin' in hot!

Okay. Let's see. I mean, the shoes are dodgy.

And could you not have fixed your collar, for Christ's--

Oh, my God, you are handsome!

- ♪ Only got one shot ♪

♪

- I'm Lachie. I'm 26.

I'm from Sydney, and I'm a chiropractor.

But you can call me Dr. Lachie.

- Yeah, unh.

♪ One shot, one shot, unh ♪

- I've built the body, the business,

the wealth, the charm-- I'm the full package.

♪

I'll definitely be the alpha in the villa.

- ♪ All eyes on me ♪

- I'm not a boy. I'm actually a man.

And I know how to treat a woman. - ♪ All eyes on me ♪

- The girls in the villa are gonna love me. I know that.

Look at me. [ Laughs ]

- ♪ All eyes on me ♪

♪

- Yeah! - Whoo!

- Bring it to me, baby!

♪

- How we doing, ladies? - Good. How are you?

- Amazing. Good to be here. - Lachie, how are you?

- Oh, amazing.

- And what do you think of this view?

- Stunning. I feel like I'm in heaven already.

- Mm. - Okay.

- Girls, let's find out about Lachie.

Shoot. - What do you do for work?

- I'm a chiropractor. - Ooh!

So you can break some backs. - He'll give you a massage!

- Good with his hands, then, I guess.

- Yeah. - Can I see them?

Mm.

Quick hand check. Yeah. - Quick hand check.

- Yeah. So, what do you feel you are looking for?

- I definitely came here for love, for sure.

- Do you think you wear the pants in a relationship?

- I feel like I'm definitely pretty easygoing,

but I like to-- I do like to lead, for sure. Yeah.

- Lachie, you've got them nodding a lot.

- I like that. - That's a positive.

But now we're gonna find out if they want to kiss you

or clock you. - Okay.

- Girls, paddles ready.

♪

- Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness. Okay.

One, two, three-- four kisses.

But only two clocks. - Not bad.

- Amanda, let's start with you.

You're kissing finally. What was it?

- I really love his vibe, his style.

He definitely gives off, like, very cool, celebrity energy.

- And he's got the slutty little hoop.

- And he's got the slutty little hoop!

- Tick. [ Laughter ]

- I just really like your jewelry.

I like your outfit.

And you give, like, Jacob Elordi, which is hot, so...

- Nice. Nice. - Ooh! Purr!

- Purr!

- All you guys are purring. He's not had a bark.

[ Laughter ]

- He's definitely giving the most mature.

The eye contact is on. It's there.

He knows I'm feeling him.

- Amanda, the doctor will see you now.

- Go, girl! This is your time.

- You're my first kiss.

♪

- ♪ I like it like this ♪

♪ I like it like that ♪

♪ I want it so bad ♪ - Ooh!

- ♪ I like it like this ♪

♪ I like it like that ♪

[ Laughter, murmuring ]

- That's a good kiss. - Mm.

Can I get a jewelry tour? - Okay. So we got Michael Hill,

Michael Hill, Michael Hill. - Very nice.

- Very nice. - I'm a jeweler, so...

- Oh, okay. Okay. - Yeah! [ Laughs ]

- Big green flag for you, then.

- Hopeful that he'll pick me. Fingers crossed.

Um, but we'll just have to see,

because I'm up against some really hot girls.

- Hello. - Lovely to meet you.

♪

- ♪ I like it like this ♪

♪ I like it like that ♪

♪ I want it so bad ♪ [ Indistinct shouting ]

♪ I like it like this ♪

♪ I like it like that ♪ - Ooh! Go, baby!

- That kiss has me a little bit speechless, honestly.

So yeah, I've definitely got my eye on him.

- How are you? - Lovely to meet you.

- Look away, Jarrar. - [ Laughs ]

- Growl at him, bro. Growl at him.

[ Laughter ] - Ooh!

- ♪ Dollar bills fallin' from the sky ♪

- Ooh. - Oh! That hand!

- ♪ ...every day, every night, 'cause I'm runnin' ♪

♪ I'm runnin', I'm reachin' higher heights ♪

♪ I don't really care... ♪

- Yeah, a bit of competition, but is what it is, eh?

- Go, girl.

- ♪ Yeah, I like it, like it, like it, like it, like it... ♪

- Ooh! - ♪ ...like it like that ♪

♪ Yeah, I like it, like it, like it, like it, like it... ♪

- Those two need to go to the Hideaway.

- ♪ Yeah, I like it like, like it like ♪

♪ Yeah, I like it like, like it like ♪

- [ Sighs ] Well, Shawnee...

Shawnee, been with her for what, all of five minutes?

And she's already kissed two other guys after me.

[ Chuckles ]

- So, Lachie, who would you like to couple up with?

- I'd like to couple up with this girl 'cause...

just from the instant energy, she comes off quite positive,

a lot of vibrancy...

and yeah, the kiss was just sexy.

- Great. Who is it?

- Shawnee.

- Oh! - Oh!

[ Laughter ]

- Shawnee, come and stand next to your new man.

- See-- See you soon.

[ Laughter ]

- That's it. - Aww.

- Crazy. - Okay.

So, Keanu, Lachie has stolen your girl,

So you're off to the subs bench.

- Ohh. - Come and take a seat.

- Wait. Actual?! That's so mean!

- Aww.

- Shawnee and Lachie, take a seat.

- I am so pleased with myself. I'm so pleased with him.

I don't know. Might be end game, babe.

Let's wrap up the show now.

- Okay, guys.

Last but certainly not least... let's say hello to Oli.

- ♪ Yeah, so good, it's so great ♪

♪ Most people that boast and boast and boast and boast... ♪

- I'm Oli. I'm 26, and I'm from Perth.

- ♪ Yeah, I got a flex ♪

♪ Every time I step to it, I turn heads like... ♪

- I know I stand out when I walk into a room.

♪

I'm 6'6", I'm jacked, I look like Tarzan.

♪

I've gotten Jesus, Aquaman.

I get Tarzan every day.

- ♪ I just got to know ♪

♪ Tell me how you do it ♪ - In a relationship,

I fall hard and fast.

I'm, like, really lovey-dovey.

I've had girls tell me that I'm

the most emotionally available guy they've ever met.

I absolutely love talking about my emotions.

I love being vulnerable,

and I think that's actually more masculine than anything.

- ♪ Tell me how you, tell me how you do it ♪

♪ Do it ♪

♪

- Hello. - Hello!

- This is-- This is insane. [ Laughter ]

- Girls, you said you liked tall.

- Yeah. - How tall are you?

- Six-five. - Oh.

- Maybe six-six with shoes.

- Holy tall.

But so hot.

How long is your hair out of the bun?

- Take it out! - It's pretty long.

- Oh. - It's giving long-- Whoa!

Oh, my God. It's, like, nicer than mine.

- It actually looks healthy. - Yeah.

- Do you style it in different ways?

- Uh, just up... and then down.

- Okay. - [ Laughter ]

♪

- Do you have abs? - Of course I have abs.

- Can you show us? - Well?

- Ooh! - Ooh!

- I'm sat over there on the sidelines

on my little cuck bench,

and in walks Jason Momoa mixed with Tarzan.

- Paddles ready, girls.

Do you want to kiss or clock?

♪

Oh, my gosh. Okay. - Oh, my God.

- Oh! - It's a full house.

Every girl wants to kiss you. - Oh, good.

- Layla, kiss and a clock. What's the clock?

- Well, I feel like long hair is not something I normally go for.

But then after that, I feel like we are probably very aligned.

- Shawnee, this will be your fifth kiss of the day.

- Stop. I know. It sounds so-- - Are you serious?

[ Laughter ] - Firstly, I didn't know...

- You got to try before you buy.

Nat, I thought you were sold.

What is it about this guy?

- Um, I think he seems very mature,

which is really attractive.

- I only just met the guy, but he's, um,

he's definitely giving off sounds-too-good-to-be-true.

Could be a little bit of trouble here.

- Amanda, darling, off you go. - Good girl.

♪

- Oh, you're really tall.

[ Laughter ] - ♪ Spicy sweet ♪

- Go, girl!

- ♪ Spicy sweet ♪

♪ What you know about that heat? ♪

- The kiss with Oli was really good.

I've never been with a guy that has better hair than me,

but there's a first time for everything.

- Hey. - Hey.

- ♪ We got the fire ♪

♪ You see the stats; we gettin' higher ♪

- Whoa! [ Laughter ]

- They definitely saved the best till last.

- How are you? God, you're so tall.

- ♪ Oh, here I go, here I go ♪

♪ Push it up like whoa ♪

- He's so hot.

He made my neck hurt, which is like--

That's when you know.

- Close your eyes, Lachie.

- Keep your tongue in your mouth.

- Close your eyes, boy!

- Are we not meant to use tongue? I don't know.

- Wow. You're tall.

- ♪ Spicy sweet ♪

♪ Yeah, you know I can't be beat ♪

- Whoo! - ♪ Spicy sweet ♪

- Yeah.

♪

- Lucky last, Nat. - Okay.

Hello. - Hello.

- Lovely to meet you. Holy-- He's really tall!

- ♪ Na, na, na-na-na, na, na ♪

- Unh, unh.

- [ Inhales sharply ] Yeah.

It's not the nicest thing to watch.

- So, Oli. - Mm-hmm.

- You've had five kisses.

Which girl would you like to couple up with?

♪

- I was very flattered to, um, be able to hook up with you all.

[ Laughter ]

Um, but I think I'm gonna decide...

♪

...Layla. - Ah!

- Layla, come on down, darling.

- We're in a baddie couple!

- Hi!

- Hello. - Hello, hello. Hey.

Yes, we're matching, with our hair.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it's definitely disappointing,

but they are such a hot couple.

And they are literally #hairgoals.

- So we have four couples, one single girl...

and one single boy.

- Keanu. - Sophie.

- Come and stand on the heart, please.

♪

Amanda, remind us--

Did you want to kiss or clock Keanu the first time?

- I clocked him the first time. [ Laughs ]

- How do you feel the second time?

- I wouldn't mind a kiss. - Oh, really?

- Yeah! - Oh, this is cool.

Yeah. Go and get your man. Have a kiss.

- Yay! - Yes, girl.

- Oh, that's so cute. - Thank you.

- They look so good together. - They actually do!

- Yeah.

- Aww! - Aww!

- Oh, my God! Love this, love this, love this.

♪

- The kiss with Amanda was, uh--

It took me by surprise. It was a good kiss.

It was the best out of the three.

- Love Island has its final couple, Amanda and Keanu.

- He's got a really sweet energy,

and I felt I may have judged him too harshly too early on.

- Well, there we have it.

People of Australia, please meet your first five couples.

It's Amanda and Keanu...

Layla and Oli...

Phoebe and Jarrar...

Shawnee and Lachie...

and Nat and Jack.

Islanders, this year is all about power moves.

You'll all be tested, and you will all be tempted.

If you're gonna find love,

at some point, you're gonna have to make some moves.

Welcome to the villa.

Welcome to your hot tropical summer.

Welcome to Love Island, guys.

[ Cheers and applause ] Good luck. [ Smooches ]

- Yeah! Thanks, Sophie!

[ Laughter ]

- [ Barks, laughs ]

- ♪ I'm livin' a good life ♪

- Well, we got some brand-new couples,

so let's check out our brand-new villa.

It's sophisticated and cool,

not tacky like some Barbie Dreamhouse.

- I feel like we're in, like, Barbie Dreamhouse.

- Wow. - Whoa!

- Whoa. Look at the view.

- Oh, my God. This villa.

That view. Everything. It's to die for.

- Oh, shit. - [ Screaming ]

[ Indistinct conversations, shouting ]

♪

- Someone glam me up. Someone glam me up.

- Oh, my God. Love!

- Ta-ta.

- You go outside. The pool looks good.

You got the firepit.

You look out, and there's a whole jetty

with a nice, broad ocean.

- Oh, my God. Where's the bedroom?

[ Indistinct conversations, shouting ]

- [ Laughing ] Oh, shit.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

- Oh, my God!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

- It's so comfy!

- Can't believe I live here now. What do you mean?

And tonight I go to bed with a boy?

[ Gasps ] What do you mean?

That's crazy.

- The boys break out the moves as they chat to their partners.

We've got dancing.

We've got brute strength!

- Let's go. - No!

Put me back down. Put me down.

Put me down.

- And we've got Oli--

uh, all alone, which makes sense because

[ as Tarzan ] Tarzan must connect with grass!

[ Normal voice ] I mean, fake grass, but still.

Okay, Oli, you know, maybe pay someone a compliment?

- That was my best-ever handstand.

- How are you feeling? - I'm good.

I'm, um-- I'm super excited.

I'm very-- I'm happy to be here.

- Why are you excited? - Because of you.

- I like your tattoos. They're so nice.

- Let's go. Appreciate it.

There's a few personal tattoos.

There's some names. There's some--

- Names of who?

- Just like-- - Exes?

- No. No exes. - Oh, that's all right.

- Couple of-- Couple of random girls.

- What? - Nothing bad, though.

Nothing, like... - Why random girls?

- It's like a bit of a party trick.

I made that mistake too many times.

- Yeah. How many do you have? - We'll get to that later.

- We'll get to that later. - Yeah.

- I'm trying to make you like me right now.

- I'll probably be asking him to show me in bed tonight.

Hopefully the only other name

he's getting tattooed on him is mine.

- What are you looking for? Actually, I just want to know.

- Okay, so I would obviously really love a relationship.

- Like, I've always seen myself settling down,

like, meeting someone.

You know, kids, the rest of it.

- How many kids do you want?

- Probably like three. I think three would be good.

Two or three. - Yeah. Good number.

- Yeah. That's me. Tick, tick, tick, tick.

- I'm a sucker for a pretty face.

And like, you have, like, a really, really pretty face.

- Thank you. - Like, it just struck me straightaway.

I feel like we both have really strong facial features.

- I feel like we both have really good jaws.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- That kid'd be popular.

- Yeah. Jawline out the womb. - Literally.

- Jack is really easy to talk to.

The conversation just like-- what is it like?

Like, it flew? Wait.

Sorry, what's...

Flowed!

- I finished my chiropractic degree,

which took five years.

And then I went up to Townsville for a year with a mate,

which was so much fun.

- Yeah, really? - That was actually awesome.

It's four hours south of Cairns by drive.

So, like, it's really up there. - Yeah.

- It's like-- I think it's on the same longitudinal...

- "Longitudinal"?

- Yeah, you know, like... - Is that a word?

- Longitudinal. I think so.

- Longitudinal? - So they have latitude.

- Latitude. - And then you have longitude.

- Look-- - I'm sorry, sorry.

I'm just asking stupid questons.

- I'm actually, like, pretty geographically challenged.

Not gonna lie. - No, I'm "geographicky" challenged...

I can't even say it. [ Laughter ]

Babes, I can barely even say "geographly."

"Geo--" Like, fuck, dude. See?

- No, my family pay me out

because I just don't know the world.

Like, I just don't know the map. - Babe, same!

What is the difference between a country...

- No, I know... - ...a continent...

- No, I know that. - ...a state-- oh. [ Laughs ]

- Oh, you're-- all right, you're really challenged.

You're really challenged.

- I don't really know about the rest of the world.

I know we're in Fiji right now. We're on an island.

And that's about as far as my geography goes.

- Have you ever been to London?

- Never, no. - Dude, you have to go.

- Everyone goes there. - It's the best.

Do you travel? - Yeah, a fair bit, yeah.

- Where do you-- what do you do?

Well, obviously, you're like fly-in fly-out.

- Fly-in fly-out, yeah.

- What does that even mean? I didn't understand any of that.

- So, like, I'll fly to Northern Queensland for work.

- Like, rural? - Yeah, rural.

- Yeah. - Middle of nowhere.

Have you seen the big dump trucks in the mine?

- I don't know anything.

I know what a dump truck is,

but if you asked me to draw one right now, I couldn't.

So you drive them?

- No, I fix them. - You fix them.

- Love. Slay. - Yeah

- My interest in that field is limited.

I was in London from like April, May, half of June.

There's something happening every night.

Like, you could go out on a Monday, Sunday, Tuesday.

- She lives there in London.

Um, loves the place.

But... [ Laughs ]

What are you doing for work over there in London?

- I work in fashion, like, in the fashion industry.

I've done it since I was 17 in Adelaide.

And then I moved to London, and I haven't got a job yet.

- That's all right.

- Um, he's FIFO, I'm fashion.

I just think we're very different.

Jarrar and I friend-zoned.

So what's your favorite thing to do in the gym?

- Um...

- Pilates in London

is, like, so different to Pilates in Australia.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, okay. - That's funny, no.

Well, um, what are you looking for?

- I obviously want--

I want some-- I want something serious.

I wanted to bring home a boyfriend or something with,

like, actual potential.

And I want someone that's just, like, knows how to work hard,

but also, like, play hard.

Also someone who likes to travel, adventure, have fun.

Yeah? - Yeah. Nice.

I'm probably the same.

Like, I think someone that's willing to, you know,

do uncomfortable, fun, different things.

Not just like glamour, glamour, glamour.

Um, and, yeah, I don't know. I love camping.

I don't go enough, but I love camping with someone.

- I've never been camping except for, like, a school camp.

Out in the wilderness, I'm gonna be honest,

I don't know how I feel about that.

- Really?

- That's not my style.

I like a five-star hotel, please and thank you.

- So, what is your type? - My type?

I definitely don't think I have a physical type.

I just go for tall, which is cray

because you see now, like, height difference just then.

- There's a lot more to me than being tall. [ Laughs ]

- Sorry. - No, you're right.

- I just keep reducing you to that. No.

- My chat with Layla was quite, like, stagnant at times.

What are some nail-biting questions we can ask?

- Nail-biting questions.

- Some hectic questions? - Yeah. Um...

- It didn't really feel like we had much chemistry.

How old are you? - I'm 22.

- True. - Yeah. What did you say? 26?

- 26, yeah. - Okay. Nice.

- Do you want to go grab a snack?

- Yeah.

- ♪ Both know that it won't work ♪

- [ As Tarzan ] Tarzan no like Jane!

[ Normal voice ] Maybe our subs bench couple,

Keanu and Amanda's chat will be a little more comfy.

- Get comfy. - Here we are.

- [ Laughs ] Get comfy. - Yeah.

- What were your thoughts when I first walked in?

- I thought you were really cute.

- I like someone that plays a little dumb.

Then you were like, "Oh, yeah, I'm like the idiot."

- I was like, "Yes! I found a himbo!"

- You clocked me, yeah. You did. See?

- I did, because of the tattoo.

Because I was like, oh, like, I don't know if, like,

this is like who he is

or if there's, like, more to him.

- Well, there's definitely more.

[ Laughs ] - Yeah, definitely.

No, I'm-- I'm intrigued.

- You're intrigued.

- I feel like I may have written him off

a little bit too quickly about the tattoo.

I would say Keanu is growing on me.

What are you like in relationships?

Are you like-- do you like to take charge and lead or...

- It's more of a take charge.

I'm getting the vibe you like to wear the pants

in, like, relationships.

- You can wear the pants, but I'll pick them out for you.

- [ Laughs ] See? - You know?

- That's pretty much--

- I'm secretly pulling the strings.

- Yeah, you're secretly pulling the strings.

I'm pretty easygoing. She can pick the pants out.

This way she's got to take them off as well, you know?

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] That was a good talk.

I actually know a lot more about you.

- Yeah. - I enjoyed it.

- I'm, yeah, definitely feeling good about you.

- Right. - Yeah.

- Have a kiss?

- Not yet.

[ Laughter ]

- I thought the moment was right.

- No, no. Not yet. Not yet.

- Oh... [ Exhales sharply ]

Oh! Fuh! I thought I was in with a grin.

[ Laughs ]

Handshake. Is this okay?

[ Laughs ]

- Everything in my life is going so sweet. - Lined up.

- All I need now is a girl.

- Hey! Well, here she is.

- Yeah, I know. Look out.

- Oh, this is a nice little setup we got down here.

- This is good!

- White toes? Oh ho ho ho!

- Wait, no, stop. How do we feel--

- White French tips. - Wait, do you like French?

- Love white French tips.

- Well, like, what's your relationship with feet?

- Oh, no, I don't have a fetish, if that's what you're asking.

- Okay, well, you could. - Do you have a fetish?

- No, I have a fetish for guys who have a foot fetish.

Why are you looking at my toes so much now?!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, yeah, test it. Oh. First date?

[ Gasps ] Okay. Tick, tick, tick, tick!

I'm getting married!

- It wasn't a bad toe. Not gonna lie.

You know, they got the white French tips, which I do like.

God damn.

- I love the Sweet Spot.

It is sweet conversation.

- It was actually a really good chat, though.

- Yeah, it was good.

- ♪ Yeah, you're so delicious ♪

♪ Love me again and again ♪

♪ I want you all over my body ♪

♪ Ohh, kiss me again and again ♪

♪ I wanna be more than a friend ♪

- You don't actually think it's gonna happen to you.

But then day one, bang, coupled up.

Really good chat and, uh,

finished with a nice little kiss.

- Good kiss too. [ Chuckles ]

- That's a-- That's a-- you're a really good kisser.

- Oh! Thank you.

- Feeling good after that.

- Done. Game over. Sorry, girls.

That's my man.

Can't say I love someone on the first date,

but, like, I literally think I'm in love

and planning the wedding on day one.

So he's so cute, and I love him!

Fuck!

His hands are a bit small, though.

Oh, shit, can he hear me?

♪

- ♪ Come and find me ♪

- Hey.

- ♪ I'm on the lookout ♪

- Hi, buddies! - There she is.

- For any new viewers, rest assured,

"Love Island" is more than just semi-naked girls

frolicking around.

There's semi-naked boys too!

We objectify everybody equally here.

- ♪ When you know, you know ♪

- How do we like our men?

- I'm in love. - Ha!

- I mean, so far, so good. Like...

- So far, really good. - Yeah.

- Yeah, I just finished my chat with Keanu,

who's actually, like, interesting.

- He's funny. - Aah!

- There's actually more to him.

I was kind of like, are you just, like, a funny guy,

just, like, class clown?

But there's actually depth to him.

Yeah.

- My chat with Amanda caught me by surprise.

It was unreal. I was over there. Timing was perfect, bro.

Like, you know, did, like, eye contact.

And I was like, oh, should I go in for a kiss?

She goes, "Mm, no."

I got up, I was like, "Hey!"

No, no! Maybe I'm not built for this.

Maybe I'm not him.

I thought I was him, you know? Maybe I'm not him.

Maybe I need to-- Maybe I need to bring my--

my ego down a bit, you know?

- Wait, so how's your man? - [ Gasps ] I love him.

- You guys looked so comfy and cozy. It was so cute.

- We are literally, like, hitting it off in every way.

- That's so good. - It's unreal.

- Did you kiss again? - Yeah, we've kissed.

- Oh! - Yeah! [ Squealing ]

Yeah. Yeah. It was... I know

- I had a crazy good chat. Yeah. - Yeah?

- We're actually vibing well.

Like, she's-- she's like-- we're like--

we're almost like the same person.

- Really? You feel that already? - Yeah.

- The only thing is, like, his hands are so--

like, too small for my liking.

- His hands? Babe, come on.

Was he well-manicured, though?

- Well-manicured, yeah. - That's good.

That's something for you. - Just small and skinny.

But that's fine. [ Laughter ]

But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine,

because, like, everything else is perfect.

- I felt like that conversation then, though, was like,

it was good, but I felt like I was really like--

- Like, pushing for it? - Yeah.

Like, I'd ask her a question, she was like this.

And then she'd go...

And then I'd be like, okay, cool.

Um, let me think of something else.

- Oh, that's heavy.

- There was laughs. There was deep. There was...

Like, I feel like everything he was saying,

like, I was like, "Holy shit, that's me."

Like, I don't know. I feel like so far, so good, yeah.

- That's so nice! - Yeah.

- You guys looked so perfect together.

- Yeah. Every time I was looking up at him like...

- Like, it's actually hot. - Yeah.

- I'm actually so excited to give Jack a little cuddle.

- Yeah. Have yous guys kissed again?

No, we've been quite respectful.

Jack is a green flag so far.

Probably the greenest of green.

And my favorite color is green. So far, it's a perfect match.

- With some good early chemistry,

the Islanders get ready for their first night,

and I'm reminded of the famous saying,

"All you need is big hands."

Oh, no-- "love." That's the one.

- ♪ Can anybody hear me now? ♪

♪ I hope that one day you'll wake up ♪

- What's the plan tonight, boys? Talk to me. A kiss again?

Mate, if it's on the cards. You know?

- ♪ And as you take off your makeup ♪

♪ You'll forgive me for the things that I've done ♪

- Yes!

- All right, guys, we're doing a catwalk.

- First night in the villa.

Looking good, feeling good, smelling good.

- ♪ I could be someone you could love again ♪

- Let's do it again.

- ♪ I could be someone you could love again ♪

♪ I could be someone you could love again ♪

- Strike a pose.

- ♪ I could be someone you could love again ♪

♪ I could be someone you could love ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa ♪

♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪

- Yeah, definitely excited, first night in.

So, see what it's got to hold.

- Man, I can't wait to see some girls.

[ Indistinct conversations ] - ♪ Could love again ♪

♪ I could be someone you could love again ♪

- Good. How's things?

- Yes, hello. - I love the fit. Rawr!

- Do a little spin again.

- Hi.

- Guys, I just wanted to make a little toast, if I may.

Okay, well, firstly I just wanted to say to everyone,

thank you so much for being so damn sexy!

[ People cheering ]

Here's to an endless summer of new beginnings,

romance, and you sexy bitches.

- ♪ I could be someone you could love ♪

♪ Could be someone ♪

♪ Someone that you ♪

♪ That you could love ♪

- Yes!

- You look good, though.

Look stunning. - Thank you.

- Toes are looking-- - We're actually matching!

Like, somewhat. - [ Laughs ]

- Toes are looking stunning.

[ Both laugh ]

- Eyes up here. Eyes up here.

- No, eyes-- eyes are always up here.

[ Laughs ] Stunning.

- You like pretty feet?

- Um, I'm not a-- I'm not a--

you know, I won't shy away from it.

[ Laughs ]

I think there's gonna be a new Bomb.

- You reckon? That early? - I think it's gonna be a guy.

- Yeah. - A guy Bomb?

- I reckon. Do you reckon a girl?

- "Do you reckon a girl?" That was very English.

- Well, I live in London.

- Oh, well, there you go. - Yeah, I live in London.

- Okay, okay. - And I live in Kensington, hon.

- Really? - I love it there.

Yeah, I'm really posh like that. - Nice.

- No, but-- - My family's from Wimbledon and...

- Really? - Yeah.

- So where do you live now?

- I live in Perth.

But Perth people love Perth because that's all

they've ever seen.

- Yeah, Perth people never leave Perth.

- Do you want to sit somewhere? - Yeah. Let's do it.

- Should we sit somewhere cool? We'll go over here.

- [ Posh British accent ] Phoebe, darling,

it's most wonderful that you live in London.

But not everyone loves hearing about London,

so maybe try and go 11 seconds

without mentioning you live in London.

- I'm just like, so happy to be on this earth.

I just feel like so lucky and so blessed.

And so blessed to, like, live the life that I live

and get to live somewhere like London, which is just crazy.

- That's incredible.

- If I find a guy here, I'd hope that he would be like...

- Willing. - ...spontaneous and want to move to London.

- I think London is, like, unreal.

- It's unreal! It's the best place. - It's really cool.

- I can actually get an English passport.

- Can you? Okay. Well, perfect.

- Yeah, I know. - Yeah, you and I, let's go.

- I've grown up idolizing... - Yeah, you have.

- No, but idolizing London people,

watching YouTubers from London.

- Yeah, like Joe Sugg and Caspar Lench.

- Exactly, yeah. I like the Sidemen and shit.

- Oh, my God!

Oli is so hot.

He looks like a hot, sexy Tarzan.

And also just so nice.

Like, he has the personality of, like, my exact vibe.

Like, I love, like, a geeky, like, nerdy boy.

He's so up my alley, it's not even funny.

- You actually look so good.

I know I've said it like ten times, but...

- I think you look so good.

You just have good fucking style,

which is what I want in a man.

I don't want a man that dresses ugly.

- I love fashion. I feel like it's super important. - Same!

- Can we go lay down somewhere?

- Should we just go to the bed...

- Make-out sesh. - Yeah. 100%

I feel like I'm kind of getting that little bit

protective mode of Jack.

I think just because things are just so cutesy and happy and,

like, little love bubbly, like, it's just really sweet.

- A love bubble? That's sweet!

Now, a cynical person might say this would be a great time

to throw a sexy cat amongst the pigeons,

but I am not a cynical person.

Can't speak for the producers, though.

- ♪ Pull up every day like ♪

- I'm Ava.

I'm 24 and I'm a Geordie, but these days I live in Perth.

♪

I've never been rejected.

I have the personality and I've got the boobies.

[ Laughs ]

- ♪ Crush ♪

♪

- I love Aussie boys.

Coming into the villa, it'll be like a little buffet.

I can have a little bit of everything.

I can't wait to taste the flavors.

[ Laughs ]

- ♪ Pull up every day like ♪

- I always go for what I want, and I always get what I want.

Guys definitely fall hard for me,

so if I was a girl, I'd definitely be worried.

- ♪ I bring the cool crush ♪

♪

- ♪ I'm gonna love who I wanna love ♪

♪ Who I wanna love, who I want ♪

♪ I'm gonna love who I wanna love ♪

- There we go!

- Some things in Love Island are certain.

There will be happy people.

There will be sad people.

And, at any given moment, if we cut the camera to Phoebe,

chances are she will be talking about London.

- I have just, like, fallen in love with London

and with, like, Europe in general.

Obviously London's not in Europe.

- Yeah. It's close, though.

- I've, like, spent so much time at the Hampstead Heath recently.

- Temu Reece Walsh has never been to Hampstead Heath.

Poor boy.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

- Was that me? - That's you.

- Was that me?

- Yeah. - I'm scared.

- Yes. - I got a text!

- Oh, shit.

- What? - Aah!

- What?! No way!

- Wait, everyone come here. - Let's go.

- Oh, my God.

- Everyone get over here!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Have we got?

[ Indistinct shouting ]

- Is it a boy or a girl?

- Yeah, like, keep reading, like...

[ Indistinct shouting and screaming ]

- What?!

- You are lying! - It's getting spicy.

- No! No, it's gonna be mine.

- Ohh! - Ohh!

- Oh, no way.

- [ Laughs ]

- I think he was chuffed.

Like, I'm pretty sure he said something like, "Let's go!"

or something like that. and I was like...

- Ava! - Ava!

- Oh, my gosh.

- No.

- Rip in and go? Rip in and try it?

- I was so excited, I mean,

who doesn't want to be going to the Hideaway,

especially with a brand-new girl?

See yous later. - See you, bro.

- I was gonna say. - Sorry.

- I didn't think he was gonna say bye.

- I'll see yous all.

I'm gonna try and behave, but I don't know.

I don't know how long we'll-- that'll hold up for.

- Have fun in your Hideaway.

Ava ain't your flava, babe.

- Bye. - See yous all.

- He's a jolly boy.

- Guys, I didn't think I'd get jealous.

That's my man.

I think Ava should keep her hands off.

- ♪ You know I can make you fall in lo-lo-love ♪

♪ Feeling gets me high when the weekend comes ♪

♪ So go and tell your friends that you're all I want ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't wanna lie low ♪

- How you going? How are you?

- Hi.

How are you? - What's going on?

- You're absolutely stunning.

- Oh, thank you.

- I'm Jack. - I'm Ava.

- Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- You too. I love the accent. - Oh, thank you.

- I love that dress. That's hectic.

- Oh, thanks. - Should we have some bubbles?

- Yeah, of course. - Sweet. So talk to me.

Where are you from? - I'm from the UK.

- Yeah? - Newcastle.

- Oh, lovely.

- So I've got the Geordie accent.

Where are you from? - From Gold Coast.

- Oh, yeah? I've never been to the Gold Coast.

- Really? Oh, you got a trip there now.

- Yeah.

You'll have to show us 'round, and I'll show you 'round.

[ Cork pops ] Ooh!

- There we go. Very nice.

Awesome. - Well, cheers.

Yeah, 100%. - Have a little cheers.

- Cheers. To? - Cheers. And to?

- Yeah. First night in the villa. Both of us.

- [ Chuckles ] Let's do it. So, what made you pick me?

Talk to me. - You look so cheeky.

Yeah? You like it? - Yeah, a little bit of me.

- Am I living up to it? - Yeah.

I think even better in person than your photo.

- Awesome, I love that. - Yeah.

- So I'm actually kind of stressed.

- Mm! Valid, baby. Babe, valid.

- I'd be feeling the same. I'd be going crazy.

- Like, I've spoken to other guys,

and they're so lovely and so nice.

- It's not the same vibe. - There's not the same spark.

- No. - So I'm like, that's my man.

- Uh-huh.

- And if we're all stunning, she's fucking stunning.

- She's gonna be stunning, baby. She's gonna be stunning.

- And I reckon she's gonna look like Barbie.

He said his type is Barbie, like Margot Robbie.

And I'm the opposite.

I thought I wouldn't get jealous,

but I'm actually jealous... already.

Like, he's so stunning.

Like, no wonder why she picked him.

So I'm a bit nervous.

But you know what? I'm stunning as well.

So I'm just gonna back myself

and hope that he comes back and thinks about me.

- Delusion is sometimes a solution.

- You never know, he might just be sitting in the corner

and, like, staring at a wall, not talking to her.

- I'm not gonna lie to you. [ Laughter ]

- So close, Layla!

It's actually Ava who's staring at a wall...

- [ Laughs ] - I love that.

- ...of rock-solid tattooed biceps.

- What's your tattoos? - So, on this arm, Egyptian.

- Yeah. - This whole arm's Egyptian.

This arm is like South American, like Aztec.

Yeah.

- Um, chest is Greek,

with, like, few things for my family in there.

- Aw. Where am I going?

- Yeah. - [ Laughs ]

- You can join the club. [ Laughs ]

I've got a whole neck left for you.

- Yeah. - I love that.

You're very pretty. You have an amazing smile.

- Thank you. You're not bad either.

- Thanks. - I'm not giving you too much.

- Yeah, can't be doing that. That's enough.

No, you're definitely a bit of me, for sure.

- Yeah. That's good. - Yeah, so...

- I know! It has been a while.

- Should I just go up to... - Knock on the door.

- I should.

- Oh, my God, you can definitely hear her coming.

- Oh, my God, there's a...

- Look, the-- wait, is she going in?

- She could not be louder if she tried.

- She's like ka-dunk, ka-dunk.

[ Laughter ]

- They're like... [ Imitates moaning ]

- Oh, my God, girl.

- Relax, girls.

They're not in the actual Hideaway with the sexy bedroom.

- You want to go for a look around the Hideaway?

- Yeah. - Well, that didn't last long.

- Come on, make sure you don't trip.

- Hey! Both of us. - I'm falling too.

Thank you. - Gonna lead me?

- Yeah. - You look good.

That red dress is stunning. - Oh, thank you.

- That is sexy. - Matches the dress.

♪

It does match it. Yeah.

- Does it? - Yeah, that's good.

It's actually hot. I love that.

I keep talking about it, but it's actually so good.

- Thank you. See-through. - Yeah, yeah. Love it.

- There's nothing.

- [ Groans ] - It'll be soundproof.

No, it's nothing. They're definitely macking on in there.

- No! - No, it's soundproof, girly.

It's soundproof.

- They're probably, like, kissing in there or something.

- They're not, they're not, they're not. - Okay.

Like, I'm so scared.

Lucky we wore the hot dress tonight.

Imagine if I wore, like, a mid-- mid ugly.

[ Laughter ]

See me, hot, sexy Scary Spice.

- ♪ I want you to ♪

♪ Do bad things to me ♪

- I'm not ready to behave just yet.

Come here. - You want to get a spin now?

- Oh, come on, you gotta give me a little spin.

Come here. Oh, shit, there she is.

- Is that the nicest spin you've ever had?

- That's the best.

- You just look cheeky, just looking at you.

- You like it? - Yeah.

- [ Laughs ]

♪

- Honestly, I'm actually scared for my life,

shitting literal bricks.

Don't take my man.

- Oh, shut up! - [ Laughs ] No.

- Surely they've had enough fricking one-on-one.

- They've had enough alone time.

- Get them out of there.

- ♪ Do bad things to me ♪

- I'm glad I picked you. - Yeah?

- Yeah, you've been easy to talk to. - I appreciate it.

Well, I've actually had an amazing night talking to you.

Um, I cannot wait to talk more.

But, um, yeah, I feel like--

- I'll see you in. there. - Yeah. Sounds good.

- Nice talking to you.

- 100%. Come here. Give me a hug.

- I'll see you later. - Sure. You smell so good.

- Oh, thank you.

- Little snack, actually. - [ Laughs ]

See ya. - I'll see you later on.

- Goodbye.

- Wait, did you just go into the Hideaway, or no?

- Did I see you walking-- - No, I was up there like this.

I could hear nothing.

- You heard them laughing? - No, I heard nothing.

So they must be macking on. [ Door closes ]

- Honey, I'm home!

[ Smooches ]

- Oh, my God!

- Let's go, baby. [ People cheering ]

- Sorry, who are?

[ Laughter ] - What's doing?

- How was it? - How was it?

- Spill the beans. - Can't say too much.

[ Laughs ]

Nat's there. She's giving me the eye.

She definitely wanted to know all the goss.

So she was very eager to hear what had happened, I think.

Um, so, Ava, obviously.

- Better fucking watch what you say, boy.

[ Laughter ]

- No, she's-- she's English.

- Is she British? - She's British.

- Is she from London? She's from London?

- What's her accent? Like, posh?

- It's, uh-- she's, like, Geordie.

- Ohh! - Geordie!

- No way.

- Is she fake natural? What's the vibes?

Big tits? Small tits? Big lips?

- She, um-- like, stunning red dress.

- And what do you rate it against my dress?

I'm a bit nervous.

Does he still want me? Does he want her?

What's going on?

He's so gorgeous.

Like, I can't stand seeing him with another girl at the moment.

Like, it's crazy.

But anyways, it's fine.

- Guys, the first episode's nearly over

and there's been no shot of grown adults

doing tongue-out selfies.

- Everyone stick out your tongues.

- Thank you.

- ♪ I've been up all night making noise with my friends ♪

- I've been getting a lot of comments recently being like,

"You're too pretty for a nose ring."

I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? [ Laughs ]

- I love this hairstyle, actually.

- Thank you. - No.

- Stop it. - "Thank you."

[ Laughter ]

- Stop it.

- ♪ I've been up all night making noise with my friends ♪

- Hey, we're actually getting better. - I know.

- ♪ So leave a message at the tone ♪

- So who-- [ Cellphone chimes ]

- Oh. [ Gasps ]

- Holy shit.

- I got a text!

- No, you don't! - [ Laughs ]

Who is it?! No, you don't! Do you?

Are you lying?

- Everyone in the firepit. - Are you lying?!

- No, I got a text. - Oh!

- Literally another text. What the hell?

- [ Gasps ]

- Let's go, baby. - "Three kisses."

- [ Laughing ] "Three kisses"!

My man's got to get the swimmers.

Let's get our boy in some swimmers.

- I knew that was gonna happen. What the fuck?

The Hideaway spa?

So tits out, tops off?

What?

- We're getting wet, baby.

- Enjoy.

- Ava, she is bold.

She's choosing the men that are in the strongest couples.

She's causing a bit of trouble.

- I'm getting my boy ready.

Come here, man.

- Wait, where's he going?

- Are you gonna say bye? - No, don't say that.

Why would you say that?

- Lachie... - Eh?

- You gonna say bye?

- So fair.

- I want him to react on his own,

not for us to tell him, babe.

- Sorry. - Yeah. It's fine.

- No, no. My bad, my bad.

- No, it's fine. - No, that was my bad.

- It's fine. - I'll see you soon.

- Mm-hmm.

- That was my bad. Sorry about that.

- All right. Let's go.

- [ Laughs ]

- I was-- I was just way too stoked.

- So excited, mate. Relax. - Shit is getting real.

- It's kind of a turn-off how excited you are

to go on your little spa date with a random woman.

- Oh, boys'-- get the boys' version now.

- Yeah, brunette. She's got big tits, bro.

- Huh? - She's gonna look bangin' in a bikini.

- Oh, game over for me, mate.

- Take the jocks off. - Yeah, 100%

- Jocks off? - Jocks off.

- Take the jocks off. - Get the V-line on.

- I am super stoked Ava picked me.

I think this is just a great way to, uh, finish off night one.

- Fuck my actual fucking life.

- Okay, so what's going through your head? Let it out.

- My head is going, "I need to go and kiss another boy to make me feel better."

No, I'm sorry. Toxic. I'm sorry.

I'm not gonna do that because I'm so toxic.

- Give me the walk, bro.

- [ Chuckles ]

- Ayyy! - Ayyy! Brdrdr!

[ Men shouting indistinctly ]

- Every single guy-- - Wait!

- Wait, yeah, what's going on? - They're sending him off.

- Wait, I can't get out of my chair.

I'm stuck! I'm stuck!

- I need to see this!

- Get it, my boy. Get it.

- There's always a stampede up there, dude.

They go nuts.

- Oh, my God, I need to--

- Yeah! Fuck that shit.

- Heels off. - Where is he?! Is he gone?

- I was literally-- my whole nipple was out.

- Let's go, baby. Let's go!

[ Men woofing and cheering ]

[ Indistinct shouting ] - Yahoo!

- What the...

I'm gonna crash out if I hear them fucking...

I'm literally gonna crash out

if I hear them getting all hyped up and excited.

Have some respect, bro.

- That's my man. That's my man. Whoo-hoo!

- It's not that deep, guys.

He doesn't need a big round of applause and pep talk

to go sit in a spa.

- You have a mad time.

- They didn't fucking hoot and holler for fucking Jack.

- Here's where I'm leaving you.

- Kill it, bro. Kill it. You kill it.

- Come on. - Kill it, brother.

- That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.

- Bombs away, baby. - Hot tub. Have fun.

- Did not like to hear it at all.

Do I like what's happening? Absolutely freaking not.

Am I gonna make a scene about it?

Yes, I am,

because I want what I want, and I'm gonna make that clear.

- ♪ God knows you ain't never seen ♪

- See you soon, Shawnee.

- ♪ Crazy ♪

- Bye.

- ♪ You ain't never seen, never seen this kinda ♪

- Have fun.

- ♪ Crazy ♪

- "Love Island" rule number one--

Don't forget to hug the girl you coupled up with

before you go on a date with a hot new Bombshell.

"Love Island" rule number two--

Don't miss out on what happens next.

- So you've been here the whole time

just waiting for me, have you?

[ Both laugh ]

- All eyes are on Ava.

- Are you a boy's boy? - Nah.

I'm a you boy. No!

[ Both laugh ]

I don't have a type, but Ava seems like my type.

- But who does Ava have her eyes on?

- Do you know what? I'll go for what I want.

I'm here to stir the pot, just like that. [ Laughs ]

[ People cheering ]

- Did not sit well with me at all.

I'm just feeling, like, a bit overwhelmed.

Yuck.

♪