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the penalty for Rebellion against the

council is termination but because of

your heroic Services as a warrior you

are exiled to the Primitive planet Earth

there to dwell in human form until you

learn to restrain your hostility this

control unit will monitor you

hostility not

good the sentence is

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h

those Aster pull out and watch the

suit hey come on be careful don't

scratch the

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yeah

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hey what's going on here what the hell

is this come on

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Daniel it's a beautiful day in this

neighborhood a beautiful day for a

neighbor would you be mine could you be

mine it's a neighborly day in this

beauty would a neighborly day for beauty

would you be mine could you be mine I

don't want to hear it t dad would you

just listen to me for one minute no I

don't listen to newel Cuisine Nel Decor

newel napkins newel

daughter Jesse what are you doing

there Mr Rogers is talking about how the

Post Office Works well Mr Russo is

talking about you getting your job done

do you mind no Mr Rogers will be back

tomorrow dad you got to face it corus

says we're in some trouble here corus

what does a banker know about

restaurants 40 years I've been here

right pop the only thing that hasn't

changed in this area is you I mean look

around the old-timers are gone you've

got young professionals making good

money they want what's new it's a whole

different market today

I can help you turn this place around

pop why won't you let

me sweetheart don't make me a

millionaire make me a grandfather having

babies and keeping house that's all

women are good for right

pop women go figure

them tell me Frank why can't women do

the same work as men come on Jesse there

are just some things men do better and

business is one of

them I've watched Connie she seems very

skilled at business hey

Jesse let me give you a little piece of

advice don't stick your nose in family

business

keep that up pretty soon you get any

glasses where have you been late gig

last night man we were hot oh yeah well

so the old man well you can help out

with lunch today ah yeah I meant to talk

to you about that oh my we're taking our

demo tape over to A&M today it's really

important Khan I can't believe this Dad

would give you this place in a second

you could care less me I want this place

more than anything he doesn't even want

to hear about it you know there's a

there's a hit song in there somewhere

get out of town

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thanks give me

that hey Connie how you doing bab hi boy

uh Vic we've got a little problem here

yeah yeah what's up well I checked the

stuff you've unloaded it doesn't seem to

match the Manifest well maybe you better

check your paperwork again huh well I

did we short several items we've been

charged for here Connie you accusing us

of something what no boys I'm just

showing you what's right here in black

and white black and white Connie your

father and my father have been doing

business for years yeah and Frank has

always trusted the ketes that she'll be

good enough for you um well it

isn't so what are you going to do about

it well you're not giving me any answers

maybe your father will uh uh uh uh uh uh

uh uh uh uh excuse me I wouldn't do that

con okay hey hey hey

huh

don't spoil it but what are you going to

do about

it honey go

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two human life forms with bruises and

contusions in an unconscious

State you I should have

known I was only trying to

help I know if you continue trying to

help in this way you will be on this

planet forever

forever two males attack a female the

behavior between men and women here is

very confusing to me yes one of the

principal weaknesses of this planet is

that it only has two genders which one

is dominant H an interesting

question I will research it further but

there is a popular saying here that

might apply a man's work is from Sun to

Sun a woman's work is never on

Sunday Jesse are you all right of course

where the

credy where they

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hi great great

outfit I

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need hip

Trends anything

special I need to find a

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man well we have everything from tip to

toe in fact that looks like a pretty

good place to

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start ex veed Peppers very good

spaghetti with balls of

meat clams with Linguini sauce and I'll

be right back with your cinnamon

cheese uh waiter uh would it be possible

to change our table

can I get you anything else what's he

doing this guy's going to ruin what

little business I got left where's Mike

today anyway listen Carlo I got to get

back to

you Dad I've got to talk to you about

the KET no you don't Carla ketti just

talked to me about you unforgivable

Connie trying to make yourself look good

at the cost of a 30-year friendship no

no they're cheating us I don't want to

hear about it I trust Carlo he trust me

we don't check on each other We're Men

of our

word Connie what those people over there

they ordered a doggy bag and I don't see

it on the

menu you need any help in

there uh oh yeah it's

smashing do I need one of

these not with your figure

honey now with that outfit it comes to

$2,420

30 and how will you be

paying

paying yes cash Checker charge

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tears well at least if I was peeling an

onion I'd Happ excuse

huh there is no onion it just drives me

crazy Jesse I know that he loves me but

he just he won't give me his respect so

take your journey to the distant Stars

experience the wonders of supernovas far

away galaxies and black holes every

Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m. at the

observatories lerum it's out of this

world where is this Observatory

incredible Miss my serious

inspiring which of man's words can

describe the Limitless Universe in which

we in our world

abide hidden by the barriers of space

and time it has existed forever beyond

the reach of

man I

no problem you

nuts this energy it is dangerous no way

the Tesla coil looks scary but a full

frequency it couldn't hurt a fly where I

come from in my natural form it is fatal

yeah right you know you're lucky I

didn't call it

guard kill

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my arrival has been

successful

if the coordinates given me are

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accurate I will soon be in contact with

a subject called

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Jesse

male and female also known as men and

women Joe's and James Guys and Dolls

babes and

D very confusing there are obvious

design differences but there must be

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more the males are trained from an early

age to exclude females from all

important

activities

fascinating

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hey Jess thanks for filling in for me

huh you're doing a great job is the old

man around he's inside suppose I got to

talk to him sooner or later

huh everything must happen sooner or

later unless it happens

now yeah you're right

Jesse you know it's now or never or

sooner or later

wow I owe you man you know hey want you

come down the club tonight and hear me

play it's a great place to meet women I

have met women I bet you

have these women are really

hot I would like to hear your music all

right

great uh you're going to have to do

something about your clothes

though well I see you're out here doing

what you do best huh watching someone

else work look dead we got to talk all

right now I already know what you're

going to say come on dad just give me a

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minute the female operates your vehicle

in a safe and responsible

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manner this infuriates the

M conclusion females provoke Anger from

males but wait this male appears to

treat the female with reverence and

tenderness inconclusive

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I've never heard anything like your

music Mike thanks man how was your talk

with

Frank that's

disaster at least now he knows where I

stand hey suit looks great didn't I tell

you yes it was very kind of your friend

that I will keep it safe so uh here's

where it all happens let me tell you how

it works all right it all hangs on

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this big smile that's your calling card

she smiles back you're over the Border

you offer to buy her a drink and then

you got to come up with you know

something to say you know like an ice

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break

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ah love is

tender no love is

violent love is tender and violent love

is

confusing all else fails you can always

use

hey didn't I meet you at a party in the

valley and females will find this

interesting

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definitely

waill chick

right she is

female is that

I

need I feel I want

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feel do

you do your best

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can't believe you she looking right at

you she's looking right at you go for it

go for it go for

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it yeah that's it you be fine be

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I may I buy you a

drink I don't

know what are you

having that I love that but two of those

okay bab two

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volcanoes what is your

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sign

did we meet at a party in the valley

Valley

no where are you from very far

away so am I I have a job at the

restaurant what is your work I've just

arrived my work will come

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soon would you like to do

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it is what they do

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yeah

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I will return here tomorrow night meet

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what happened she dump you no she will

be back tomorrow night she wants to meet

me here yeah you don't seem too thrilled

about

it I feel strange with

her I

love

danger it's all the same it's tioso I

like

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that

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he

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lady you ran that stop sign back

there of course the reason you probably

didn't stop is the fact you were doing

about 90 M an

hour look Miss I think I better take a

look at your driver's license please

and I'll need to see your registration

too that's it up there in your

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visor

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hey call it right there

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something terrible has happened I I will

get

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carbohydrate in tubular form it is

called

spaghetti I knew

that I have made some important

discoveries in my study of the male

female problem control you are in my way

I am working neither gender is dominant

and there is a constant struggle called

The Battle of the Sexes good I do very

well in battle my advice to you is to

stay out of this war no one wins morning

Jesse oh hello did you have a good time

last night yes I heard Mike's music and

it was loud very loud right Mike's good

but it's not really my cup of

tea so um did you meet

anybody yes uh I met a woman ah what was

her name Daniel well you mean Danielle

well do you know this woman Jesse don't

put me on would you guys dance and

everything yes but

um she wasn't very skilled oh well

dancing is not everything you're going

to see her again yes tonight ah Jesse

could this be the start of something big

maybe

H I think you have something to say car

Mr ready hello Connie I think we have a

bit of a problem here that's all you

have to

say you question the honor of my family

my two sons were badly beaten by that

that hoodlum they're not going to forget

that no that's not what happened sir he

was just defending me Connie Connie

haven't your lies caused enough trouble

here Connie apologize

now I'm

sorry thank you very much I'm sorry we

have son's like

that Carlo I I don't know what to say

it's all right Frank I understand

kids whatever our children do they won't

CH will you get this Dam thing

Connie is telling you the truth you

should listen to her you're just

covering your own behind now Connie's my

daughter I can't do anything about her

but you I can you're fired I want you

out of here

today most hostile

environment out here too I told the

truth and I was

punished ah to be home again with my my

own

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CRI tonight I have arranged contact with

a

subject I will

isolate obtain the

information then terminate

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Jessie I Came to Say Goodbye uh give

this back to your friend tell him it was

a good uniform for the Battle of the

Sexes you're deep man you're really deep

hey I'm sorry about what happened but

you know pop gets a little rough I mean

even with me and I'm his

son still friends

deal deal

all right hey aren't you meeting that

chick here tonight oh yes I have what

you call a date no no that's not a date

that's a

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knockout saving this for a rainy day no

you come here a lot once

before I never come to places like this

but tonight I said to myself Mana just

give it a shot you know Iana you

in the

valley I am supposed to say

that you are so witty I love a guy with

a great sense of

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humor leave him he's mine hello Daniel

uh sorry honey but uh it's every girl

for herself in this

place those are interesting

theing yeah they're nice they're just

clip

L not

anymore strange

Behavior not for

here yes I would like to leave can we be

alone did I say something

wrong

feelings when you are

near isn't that what's supposed to

happen between men and

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women hey Jess what

happened U we are leaving Daniel wants

to be alone

uhhuh so where you

going I don't know come on Jess you got

to do this thing right look we're

playing all night the place is empty

it's lots of food and drinks drink

everything you need is

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there everything we need is

here what do we

need this

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are you sure he's in there hey look I

followed them all the way from the club

okay all right then let's get the show

on the road huh let's do it let's go

I've got it all covered tonight baby

champagne can't light works so I

see real knockout tonight sweetheart

best looking baby to join thanks for

looking you sure those pretty not

leading up to something I just figure a

doll like you needs to hear a little

sweet talking now that's not all a doll

like me need I'll back to that to us TR

to

us expensive champagne always tickles my

nose I know how to treat you right I it

depends on you finding us the

Moonlight let's try to

terance you're even more beautiful in

the light didn't I tell you a girl like

could more that guess

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not

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yes

no Mike is not

here what happened to

Connie I'm

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coming hello Mr Jesse we didn't forget

you and you ain't going to forget us

either go back

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Jesse I really appreciate you bringing

them here to me instead of to the

police from what I have seen it is the

family who deals best with the problems

of its own

children but not

always and Connie I owe you an apology

I'm sorry and Frank I owe you something

too I found out they've been cheating

you for a long time yeah here this ought

to cover it oh no look Carlo I can't

take this well pop business is business

right she's

right listen I would trade in both of

those bumps for one daughter like this

yeah all right come on you

bumps and by the way the next time our

truck delivers here the name on the side

is not going to be ketti and Sons it's

just going to be ketti

here pop nah you hold on to it you're

going to need it for some of those

changes new decorations maybe a new

menu we'll talk about it first thing in

the morning no no need you can handle

it but I want to see the colors huh okay

and

Jesse uh look Jesse I'm sorry about what

happened I I'd like to make it up to you

huh I'll think of

something you have your job back

excellent this will look very favorable

on my next report you are quickly

learning human ways I am still having

difficulty with the male female concept

it should not concern

you but it does I've had intense

communication with a woman intense

communication relationship ship helical

emotions romance negative outcome not

good

Jesse hey how to go with that lady last

night huh oh very very well this must be

a pretty bizarre chick I mean who on

Earth drinks vinegar

my you are more dangerous to me than

humans I must recommend that to

immediately terminate your relationship

with this

woman I agree with you I will end it

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tonight

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I know why you brought me here

tonight you

do

yes it's

beautiful I now know why I feel so

strange in your

presence you do why it's what happens

when a man and a woman become close to

one

another I feel the same

Jesse other men and women engage in the

battle of the

sexes this must not happen to

us it

won't

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deal do not know who you are but I know

what you are you are here to terminate

me I came only for information and you

needed

this I knew you would never volunteer

it they want to know where your

followers hide in

Exile tell me and my group will become

powerful to bring you home your group is

just like all the other

factions you tell them I have nothing to

say

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la

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on and Darius I would have killed

you

here I discovered the value of

Life tell them I will never betray my

followers tell them I am alive and well

and living on

Earth

hey you don't belong

here I

know

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Jesse does the expression threes a crowd

mean anything to you I don't like

Michael you don't steal that kind of

money you marry it to the moon

pal Michael I'm your wife till death do

his partk

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