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the penalty for Rebellion against the

council is termination but because of

your heroic Services as a warrior you

are exiled to the Primitive planet Earth

bear to dwell in human form until you

learn to restrain your hostility this

control unit will monitor you

hostility not

good the sentence is

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hey hey hey what do you think you're

doing

buddy I'm hungry this ain't the

Salvation Army you got to pay come on

you wreck my fruit and I'll let see some

money I I don't have any money a last

time I'm getting ripped off I will get

you

money no I'll just take it out of your

hide

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I will get you

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money this is the Fortress of Commerce

nth it is the heart of the human barter

system in it goods and services are

traded for what they call money I know

about it the pursuit of this money is at

the very core of this civilization yes

and it will be critical to your survival

here control are you absolutely

certain sometimes the information you

give me about this planet is less than

accurate insulting my programming

perhaps I should include that in my next

report how do I acquire this money one

way is to trade your skills for

it but I'm a warrior not anymore on

Earth you're a prisoner and if you want

to return home then you must conform to

their behavior as the human Elders said

when in Rome get a

job their bodies are as awkward as their

language your constant grumbling serves

no purpose you should Recon this

Fortress and discover what work you can

trade for money I will continue my

survey of the

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area

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By Night by

Nighthawk by

Fran excuse me sir I'm with Market

mind answering a few questions for us

today okay fine are you married or

single I don't know oh SE separated okay

in coming here today how many miles

would you say you've traveled 1 to 3 mil

3 to 5 mil 5 to 10 Mi over 20 mi many

more miles W you're quite the mall

Shopper huh I like that now what would

you what would you say was the main

attraction that brought you here to the

Galler today money sales and Bargains

good a loyal Patron and a smart Shopper

and have a nice

day yes sir I have a question for you

why do you ask me all these

questions uh sir we can only improve our

service with intelligent input from

average citizens like

you hope the marriage R

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toys on this planet they refer to their

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toys what have we

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here excuse me I've been observing your

work you stay in one place all the time

do nothing and collect money and so many

of you all doing quite well interesting

occupation obviously there's a hike

requirement may I ask you a confidential

question sorry no hostility incentive

admirable dedication they don't like to

be disturbed while working

R hm

some machines take money other machines

give

money intriguing

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concept I'm here to

help

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thanks man you must use this machine a

lot I must oh yeah

absolutely very well if I must

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I did what I was told to do and I was

dismissed how can I function here how do

they expect me to do what they want me

to

do that behavior is exactly what you've

been saying you're to control if you

don't this planet will be your home

forever and yours too don't forget

that perhaps my report doesn't have to

include every single detail but you must

make greater efforts fortunately I have

discovered another method to obtain

money please

follow these machines are located

throughout the city they're designed to

dispense money to those who need

it according to my information they call

it

welfare access code ID number entry

approved personal check cashier check

bouncing checke rate today's day High

Point l no point next in L please

20on linum lift door please forign

Exchange Dollars pagos pounds Franks

yens yens oh sign dep take dep no

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dep well that's all the money this one

has to offer don't worry there are many

more

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is this enough probably

not please

follow there's so much of this and it's

so easy to get why do hum spend so much

time taking

it what am I expecting to do with all

this money what hum do send it but be

careful it's combustible humans want

that money can burn a hole in your

pocket trade it for food and

shelter what kind of

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well I hope you folks enjoyed your stay

wonderful the room was great the food

was ort for my money this is the best

place to stay in the whole city thank

you very

much come

again

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I'm

not I am

abely I don't

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I I need to stay here do you have a

reservation sir no well then I'm

terribly sorry but we're all booked up I

have

money and um how long would you be

staying with us sir how long can I stay

I'd say for quite some time Mr Jess well

I can let you have our versa tweet at

800 per night I'm sure you'll like

it show Mr Jessy 2

1738 this is your bedroom sir KingSize

bed walk-in closet shower and bath and

in here we have your cable TV 150

Channel over here is your entertainment

center amfm radio and cassette player

well if there's anything else I can do

for you sir just ask for

Roy

good uh anything at all

sir ah you did work you want

money oh thank you very much Mr

Jesse very much inde

d uh no no uh that's dangerous

money will burn a hole in your

pocket yeah yeah it always does thanks

again

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sir no no the eyes were deep as set you

know like Chris Kristoph and only meaner

you know those kind of eyes that say

look out thism a whole lot of trouble I

think he's got the eyes

Mrs oh

yeah as long as I live I'll never forget

that

face Max yeah I got the drawing I want

you to put an APB out on this guy get

every available man on the street

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now

announcing the newest cleaning tool in

the universe the first drawring bag good

enough to be called

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glad for broken toys and Sporting

Goods Glad bags have extra strong red

drawstrings to seal tight and open Easy

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[Laughter]

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hi there I'm here to see Mr

Delany I'm the only one

here well that's impossible this is 1738

isn't it sure is 1738 see that is the

number that Mr Delaney gave me there is

no Mr

Delaney oh my

god oh this is

terrible I mean this was a chance of a

lifetime for me I could have made a

fortune but now I

uh

oh could I just uh just just for a

second see here's my 5,000 Delany was

supposed to come up with the other half

it's a uh it's a hot stock tip see my uh

my brother-in-law works for this company

that's being sold to the Japanese and I

mean the stock is going to soore right

through the

ceiling but we're supposed to have our t

$1,000 in by morning and now it's boy oh

boy oh

boy I just wish I could find somebody

who wanted to turn 5,000 into

$50,000 in one

day what I'm saying

is if I could find somebody like say you

for

example to give me $5,000 you see I

could I don't need more money of course

you don't need more money I mean you're

a lucky man sir a real lucky man and I'm

not saying that without Envy either no

sir I am happy for you

but I need it for my from my wife Joanie

the

kids see I mean they deserve more

something

better now

get it for

them see if this deal falls through I'm

going to lose

everything I won't even be able to put

food on the table for my own family now

if I give you money it will help

you

here

here take as many Jackson as you need

it's easy for me to get

more you had to bring that

up stop

it

more fun with the hilarious three stoes

right after this message when you need

legal advice the experienced attorneys

of jacobe admirers are on your

side Metro Police tonight are looking

for a daring robber who took

$200,000 from a series of automated

teller machines in the Wilshire District

the biggest robbery of its kind in Bank

history a witness said the machine began

spitting out money like a Las Vegas

jackpot leading police to believe that

the suspect is a sophisticated

Electronics expert the witness described

the suspect as a male caucasian in his

30s powerfully built with a menacing

look anyone with any information is

asked to call the Wilshire division this

is Linda Kanan for channel 3

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most interesting I've had a very

productive time segment out

there

shelter now as far as your plans for

tomorrow are concerned I think you

continue to something is

wrong I am going to

kill terminate destroy dispose of

negative outcome not

good living on Earth is punishment

enough but why do I also have to endure

you you have made me a bank robber I

mely a the physical transfer of the

money you took it and that is exactly

how the incident will be stated in my

report we ever get back home I will have

a report of my own H you know there

really a no need to mention this

adventure at

all you're giving the money back no harm

done are you absolutely certain that

this will succeed

absolutely next

please next

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please have a nice day

I'd like to give this

back so uh tell me Jesse why did you

decide to return the money well I knew

when I saw my face on the

television uh that what I had done was

wrong in this Society I see and

um Jesse exactly how did you get that

money out of our machine I can't tell

you that I

understand oh uh by the way there does

seem to be about 50,000

missing do you know what you did with

that by any chance oh yes I gave it to

Felix he couldn't put any food on his

table well

Jesse thank you for returning the money

I think that's all we need

fre you're put your hands up hands up

all right watch your

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hands arrest apprehension imprisonment

negative outcome

all

right let's try this one more

time what did you do with the rest of

the

money I gave it to

Felix and who is

Felix a man a man who needed help all

right Jesse you might as well stop

playing games

in a little while we're going to have

your rap sheet we're going to know

everything about you your whole

story what's a rap

sheet very

funny what have you got nothing checked

him out across the board zip the guy's a

blank on the computer you're kidding me

there's more the FBI fingerprint guy

said in his whole career he never seen

Prince quite like

this surgically

altered this is one heavy hitter

here can I go

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hey man what you in for thank Robert but

it was a mistake I gave the money

back yeah mistake all right

right oh no it comes trouble Ice Man

St you're new I mean you got to give my

man here all your

cigarettes and if you don't have

any you better get

fast you're a sto would you call him he

a sto he's a

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sto right

hand is is

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to there's a convenient

entrance wrong way do not

the sh

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this is

fun it may not look like it but you've

done the right thing it's my

understanding that here the guil are

punished and the innocent citizens Go

free soon be patient follow the rules I

to do a thorough analysis but don't

worry it appears that their justice

system moves along very quickly how

quickly all right here's the deal I'm

the public defender that means I'm your

attorney I'm on your

side oh are you jacobe or

okay let's

see you grab 200 Grand BR you get nailed

cold by a witness you give 50,000 to a

guy named Felix you stonewall the cops

you don't even have a last name we're

looking at 10 years easy but in this

Society the guilty are punished and the

innocent citizens Go

free you really believe

that you know there's another way we

could go be a lot quicker too we plead

Insanity what's insanity

you got

it it's it's all right uh look maybe you

better wait outside huh he's not going

anywhere that's

good I want you to look at that

picture what is it to

you it's beautiful beautiful

Jesse you seem to see things differently

than most people tell me uh where did

you grow

up I can't

say is that because you don't remember

or because you don't want to tell

me I'd like to tell you but I can't must

be very painful it

is what does that mean to you it's just

a test we use to help find out how you

think what do you think I think I'm not

the one in

trouble Jesse why did you take the

money I needed it to survive didn't you

know it was wrong not until the lady on

the television said so and that's when

you decid to return

it but you gave quite a bit of the money

to a man named

Felix

Felix couldn't feed his

family he needed

help aren't humans supposed to help

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humans civil liberties hi Corpus Mar

versus Madison versus W versus vers you

is now in session Contender offender

Association black p w bu an hour Fe the

Court

selfdefense La syst innocent punish Go

free miscarriage of Justice negative

outcome not

good I followed all the rules can I go

free now I completed my study of the

justice system and it appears that

sometimes the guilty do go free and it

is the innocent that

are well they're still working on here

you tell me there are several terms in

their vernacular that are applicable

scram make trap split pick a cut

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wait

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you you seem to have caused a great deal

of trouble back there it won't be easy

to get out of this what is your plan not

to listen to you with your help I will

never get

home I'm just a neutral Observer don't

blame

me your neutral observations have put me

into serious danger now leave me I'll do

better alone all right fine but I must

warn you this stubborn attitude will

reflect very poorly on your

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but Jesse why did you do it you're in

worse trouble now I found this system to

be

imperfect the guilty sometimes Go free

and the in and do

not look uh I have to tell them that

you're

law wait where are you going to go I'm

going to find Felix he has the money

they're looking for if I get it back

then they'll believe me that may help

but you'll still be a

fugitive and anyway how do you ever

expect to find this guy I came to you

because you understand the human mind

I thought you would help

me all

right I want you to tell me everything

you remember about Felix I mean

everything from the first moment you met

him then you'll

help we'll

see okay doc what we got is a con a pig

BL specialist he works at Swanky

hotels is known by the name of Felix

this guy's got a pair of dice tattoo in

the back of his right hand now look I'll

run this and if he's in there we'll have

a print out for you in a few minutes

thanks Hendrick I appreciate it got

it well well well the shrink dour and

what brings you down to Sin City just

some research well I hope it makes more

sense than that popsy stuff you wrote up

on that guy Jesse now tell me Laura is

this your usual bleeding heart or have

you found yourself a New Guinea pig did

no right from wrong come on marker when

it comes to Justice why is it that you

Das only appreciate the blindfold Laura

you're Mr innocent busted out of County

last night yeah I heard something about

that did you hear how he did it it was

enough to Spook every uniform in the

state now if they find him there won't

be enough left for you and me to fight

over bu you

are you sure

that's yes this is

Felix good then that file will tell us

who his friends are and where to find

him and Felix's work is lying to people

yeah well they call it fraud he tricks

people into giving him money and he

wasn't really in trouble

no he is

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when will Felix be here who knows I'm

not his social secretary we understand

he's a regular Here regular is hardly

the word for Felix

lady chances are he won't even show up

today I

see all right then we'd like a table

please why are we waiting the man said

Felix wouldn't be here today those were

the words he used but that's not what he

meant I spent a lot of years studying

people I'm supposed to know how they

think okay you break break

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[Applause]

I've never seen anyone do that before

I've never done that

before you seem very skilled at this

game my dad had a pool table when we

were growing up I played all the time

still a lot of fun I do not know about

fun come on Jesse you must have had some

fun didn't you play games when you were

a child we had contests with winners and

losers and were you a

winner I

live let's

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try

fix he hey hey what do you want man I

want some money you tricked me what are

you talking about I I've never seen you

before you told me you needed help you

said you couldn't put food on your

table okay

pal that's it you're in real big trouble

now

Jesse beautiful women Rivals for the

Same Heart what does this woman mean to

you Vincent now Catherine must fight for

her love Beauty and the Beast East

Monday told you I've never seen you

before

huh now my friend you are going to help

you

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the money right believe me if I had it

it would be in your hands right now

instead of me look that thing you did

with the billiard ball it was a trick

wasn't it the money right the money

who'd believe the Lakers couldn't cover

a 10-point spread you lost $50,000 on

one game are you kidding you think I'm

nuts of course not there also the Bulls

the Celtics next there was a couple of

hockey games money okay cers got it Cola

he's a big time bookie Just Kiss It

Goodbye pal who is this Cola no no

believe me you don't want to mess with

Coler no wait wait a

minute Jesse you can't take things into

your own hands don't do this listen to

her Jesse she's got a point you've got

to call the police and let them sorted

out well I wouldn't go that far it's too

dangerous

Jess sometimes in this world danger can

be a

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friend what are you doing I'm coming

with you no you're

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not he

is do you want to see Mr Coler

yes you're not on the calendar maybe

you'd like to make an appointment if

possible okay

when now no way pal you're not getting

in here run another 500,000 through the

Detroit company

and I'll have to get back to you Morgan

I need

you Felix what the hell is this it

wasn't my idea Mr Coler believe me this

to you there's no money back guaranteed

in this business Felix lost it it wasn't

Felix's to lose not my problem give me

the

money you're looking for trouble and it

just found

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he's going to be all

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right now you got to know I I've got

nothing to do with it Mr K just a Mark I

mean you and I we well we' done a lot of

business together

right

stopped

hey this thing is is going up somehow we

overrode the

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Oh

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no I got a little scam but I ain't no

murder Felix the

money no only what you took from me are

you kidding we got the whole thing I

mean

don't leave me here you lied to me you

tricked me you took money from me I also

saved your

hurry Jesse there's a lot of money in

this bag and it's all yours just let me

go if that's what you want

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sorry for all the trouble I caused you

Jesse but well good luck on your travels

anyway Felix you cannot trick people out

of money anymore it's not right oh no

way no I've learned my lesson no kidding

I have seen the light from now on it's

the old straight and narrow for

me

well there there was

uh a little

extra making an honest man out of

me

Jesse you're

okay what happened uh I got the money oh

wonderful the police are on the way you

can turn yourself

in

well Jesse don't you see you've got the

money and with my

testimony well it'll go a lot easier on

you no

Jesse it isn't

right Laura I have to do what's right

for

me I won't forget your

help and the game with the

sticks it was

I've escaped but I'm still not free they

now know me in this Society not as well

as you think I commun with the computer

that H your records your photograph and

fingerprints no longer

exist you know humans do have one

worthwhile response it's called

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gratitude this money has caused me a lot

of

trouble oh that's normal in a

society but don't worry they have a say

money can't buy the root of all

evil can we begin

please a strange new development on the

ATM Bandit he struck again only this

time he made deposit instead of an

illegal withdrawal a bank officials are

puzzled by the appearance of the missing

$50,000 in one of the same windows that

was robbed earlier this week the Escape

suspect is still at

next on hard time on planet Earth this

kingdom is ruled by a creature called

Micky

mouth from the crystal arcade it could

be part of new futuristic video game I F

Jesse hang on little guy he's

coming it's got no heartbeat it doesn't

breathe I am

don't let him

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