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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.

Bread, would you like to have dinner with me? I would love to.

You two start dating, Cece's never coming over here again. Okay, there is

the door. You know how to use it. You're picking him over your own family.

I cannot deal with Mom right now. Can I stay here?

Of course you can stay here.

You want her?

She's yours.

Great. Congratulations.

Enjoy having a teenage daughter.

Aren't you watching?

Clint Eastwood movie.

Some punk's about to make his day.

Looks like Missy's ready for bed. We should turn in.

But the movie's not over. He kills all the bad guys by himself.

The end.

Hey, I ain't seen this one before.

It's okay. You can finish the movie.

Well, you've got school in the morning. You need a good night's sleep.

But... TV.

Come on.

Let me help you make this, uh...

You know, you've already been on the couch for a few nights. Why don't we put

you up in Cece's room?

Where's Cece gonna go?

With us.

But what if we want her? Gross.

Look, it's not forever. It's just till Missy and your mom make up.

You're a weather girl. When do you see hell freezing over?

She's so cute.

And she snores just like her mama.

Hey!

You're right. She's like water.

Good night.

Bye.

1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock.

5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, rock.

9, 10, 11...

How'd you sleep?

Oh, not great.

Ganked through my head to the left.

Well, it's mostly right turns. To get to work, you'll be fine.

I can't sleep on the floor anymore. Cece's got to go back to her own bed.

Well, what about your sister?

Maybe it's time for her to go back to her own bed, too.

Oh, I don't want to kick her out. She thinks I'm cool.

I'll be the bad guy.

Just make her stand to my right, and I'll tell her she's got a git.

Or we could just be patient and let Missy leave on her own.

Trust me, I was a teenager in this house. My mother was a nightmare.

Oh, I know. I was a teenager in this house, too.

Anyone want more eggs?

You don't have to wait on us. But since you're here, fill her up.

You're letting me stay here. It's the least I can do.

Oh, trust me, there's less.

It's different.

I'm your spawn.

Is that your Mustang in the garage?

Yep. Fixed it up myself.

It's awesome.

You hear that?

Yes. You have the same taste as a teenage girl.

Hey.

Morning.

More breakfast?

Missy made it.

Again.

I have made breakfast before.

Just the other day, she made me a Pop-Tart.

She didn't toast it, but she opened the package.

See?

Where you go to school?

I can take her. Really?

In the Mustang?

If you want.

Are you kidding?

I can't wait for my friends to see me in that car.

Oh.

You know, Mandy used to make me drop her off down the block.

Yeah, because when I walked away, you'd yell, make good decisions.

Should have yelled louder.

All right, well, if you're taking her, I'm going to head to work.

Okay, have a good day, honey.

You too.

Make good decisions.

Sarah is out front. She is going to die when she sees me.

Well, if not, we can circle till she is.

You are so cool.

Thank you for noticing.

I had my license. This is exactly the kind of car I would want. Well, ain't

you 16?

Got my learner's permit, but my mom won't let me take the test.

I'm sure she just wants to keep you safe.

I know. She's the worst.

Although...

You got your learners.

You can drive with an adult in the car, right?

Yeah.

How much would Sarah die if you pulled up driving this baby?

So much.

All right, let's go kill Sarah.

But just from jealousy, not from running her over.

No promises.

Hey, Mayor, how you doing?

Is that a polite how you doing, or do you really want to know?

More. Polite.

Doing great. Thanks for asking.

I'll make this quick.

The teen lock-in is coming up. Wondered if you'd chaperone. I thought Peg was

doing it. Last year, she fell asleep.

And when she woke up, let's just say those kids were not leaving a lot of

room for Jesus.

You're not afraid I'm gonna drive them all away like I did my own children?

Well, you know, they'll be locked in, so...

Or maybe they'll all end up at the Catholic Church's lock-in with Audrey

because apparently she's more fun.

You're fun. Oh, stuff it.

Don't worry about the lock-in. If those teens get frisky, I'll just turn the

hose on them.

Hey, Pastor Jeff. Fred, you here to see Mary?

Yeah, taking her out to lunch. She's been a little down.

She hides it well.

You two have a nice lunch, and God be with you.

You are gonna need him.

Hey, how was work?

Well, I was doing the morning traffic report, and I yawned.

Oh? I was reporting on a pileup.

There were some deaths.

Don't worry, honey. Not that many people watch you.

Look, Georgie and I really need our room back. I think it might be time for you

to tell Missy to go home.

Oh, but I like having her here.

And I think she likes it, too.

Yeah, of course she likes it. You treat her like a princess.

Oh, I do not.

You're folding her laundry.

Have some sympathy. You don't know what it's like to have a difficult mother.

Look, Missy is never gonna go home if you and Dad don't stop doting on her. We

are not doting on her. Is that my shirt?

It looked so cute on her. I told her she could have it.

I'm doing you a favor.

This color washes you out.

Oh.

You okay?

Just a little stiff.

I slept on the floor last night.

Oh.

Man to kick you out of bed?

No. Why do you always think that?

You're right. You're totally good enough for her.

We need to talk.

I got nothing to say to you.

Your mom is a mess. You got to send your sister home.

I ain't got to do nothing.

I especially ain't got to do nothing you tell me to do. Damn it, Georgie. Grow

up. Whoa, you kiss his mom with that mouth?

I know you don't like me.

But one of us is looking out for your mother right now, and it sure as hell

ain't you.

You care about my mom?

Tell you what, I'll send Missy home as soon as y'all break up.

I really thought you were a better man than this.

Well, you were wrong.

Don't wail.

Hey.

I thought your dad was gonna pick me up at the Mustang.

I just figured this might be a nice chance for us to have a little sister

talk. Uh-oh. What'd I do?

Oh, nothing.

Nothing. You know, I have loved having you stay with us, but at some point, you

gotta make up with your mom.

Why?

Because she's your mom.

Georgie hasn't made up with her.

Look, the point is, you can't keep living in our house.

Is it your house, though?

Not exactly.

Did your parents say I have to go?

You can't stay there indefinitely.

Why not? You do.

That's enough, all right? You can't keep pretending to like my parents just so

you can live there. I do like them. I cannot talk to you when you're being

crazy like this.

See what your mom was saying about you?

You won't believe what Frank... Your sister's gotta go!

What do you mean she's gotta go? Why?

I mean, why?

This morning you wanted her out.

And you told me to be patient.

And you were.

Good job.

Now give her the boot.

I can't. Fagenbacher came by the store telling me to send Missy home.

Great. Do it.

No. I told him I wasn't sending her nowhere until he breaks up with my mom.

Oh, Georgie.

This is a good thing. It means my mom is close to cracking.

I am close to cracking.

Look at me. I'm exhausted. I'm screwing up at work, and Missy was really, really

mean to me.

What'd she say?

Well, I tried to kick her out, and she said no.

I can't send her home now. If I do, Fred's a hero.

Well, if you do send her home, you'll be my hero.

What's the point? We're too tired to have sex anyway.

All right, you see that? That's called stacking the box. You do that to stop

the run.

You know my dad was a football coach, right?

Oh, of course. Sorry.

It's okay. I'm used to it.

Boys love explaining things girls already know.

Oh, they just do that because it makes them feel... Okay, I hear it now.

Oh, look at you two watching the game together.

You want to join? Sure.

Dad, can I get you another beer? No, Missy just brought me this one.

Of course she did.

I'll take a Coke. You know where the fridge is.

Hey, what is going on with you two?

I just think it's time for her to go.

Plus, she was pretty rude to me earlier.

When you were her age, you were rude to me all the time. That was a long time

ago. Get over it.

So glad you grew out of it.

Look, if I'm snippy, it's just because I'm upset somebody's living in your

house for free and trying to take advantage of you.

Hey, you got a minute?

Is this about Missy?

Yes. Is she ready to apologize?

Yes. Great. She just needs you to apologize first.

And why would I do that?

Because I need her to go home.

I am sorry if she is driving you all crazy, but your mother should have

thought about that before she invited Missy to live with you all.

No, my mom loves it. They are enjoying each other.

What? Yeah, which is nuts because my mother is not enjoyable.

So this is my life.

None of my children want to talk to me.

Oh, well, there's Sheldon. I don't understand half the things he says.

Who's going on?

I'm sorry.

I really thought Missy would have come home by now.

I guess she's happier without me.

Oh, no, she misses you. She just hasn't realized it yet.

I drive everyone away.

No, you don't.

I'll come back later.

Oh, no, no. You get in here and help.

Of course.

Always here for someone in need.

So... I was just telling Mary that if she wants Missy to come home, she may

have to take the first step.

There's probably something in the Bible about that, right?

Well, you really put me on the spot.

But I do shine under pressure.

Jesus said, if you forgive those who sin against you, your Heavenly Father will

also forgive you.

See? Jesus said that. You love that guy.

Clearly, Jesus never had a teenage daughter.

What else you got?

Uh... In every life, we have some trouble, but when you worry, you make it

double.

Aren't those the lyrics to Don't Worry, Be Happy?

Pretty sure Jesus said it first.

Hey, Ruben, it's Missy. Is my brother there?

Uh, yeah, one sec.

Wait, how's his mood?

Honestly, a little grumpy.

Who you talking to?

Missy. Don't be telling her I'm grumpy.

My bad.

He's a ray of sunshine.

Hey, sis!

My friend's having some people over tonight. Is it okay if I go?

You want to go to a party on a school night?

Yeah.

And you're not even going to lie and tell me it's a study group?

Would you have believed me?

No, but I would have appreciated the effort.

So can I go?

No, you can't go.

Come on, you did this all the time in high school.

And I lied straight to Dad's face, out of respect.

Ugh.

Are these new spoons?

They are. Do you like them?

I'm worried they're a little shallow.

It's going to take forever to eat with this.

It's a spoon. Who cares?

Don't come crying to me when your cereal's soggy.

Hey. Hey, good timing. We're talking about spoons.

Why? They're new. He's weird. Take your pick.

Would someone go get Missy? She ain't here. Told her she could go study at a

friend's house.

I can't believe you bought that.

She wouldn't lie to me.

all right we have a bond did raising me teach you nothing you two are jumping to

conclusions missy's a good girl oh she asked me if she could go to a party and

i said no jim how could you can i start eating this is gonna take a while

i'll get it that's probably her oh jim

about what you said, and I am here to apologize to Missy.

Oh.

Is everything okay?

Yes. It's just that Missy's not here right now.

Where is she?

Would you believe she's studying at a friend's? I would not. Yeah, me neither.

Where is my daughter? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. This ain't Mandy's fault.

So you let her go?

No, I told her she couldn't. Mr. McAllister let her go.

Busted.

Now we look bad in front of Mary.

Nice job.

So she is just out at some party on a school night?

Hey, Mary, this is a surprise.

Where is Missy?

They're at a friend's. Which friend?

Uh... You didn't even ask.

Hey, I am out of practice.

There are four adults in this house, and no one knows where my daughter is?

Five adults.

Well, don't worry. We're gonna find her. How?

Oh, when I let her drive the Mustang, she was talking about some girl named...

Her drive?

She told me she had her permit.

How could you fall for that?

She said I was cool.

10-15.

She missed curfew.

Well, you know teenagers.

Once they start studying, they can't stop.

Hey, I have an early morning. Is it okay if I get to bed?

Sure. Good night. Good night.

Oh, and, uh, no pressure, but, um, do you think Missy's gonna stay here

tonight? Oh, she's coming home. Oh, great.

Her stuff's in a bag by the door. But again, no pressure!

I hate not knowing where she is.

When you were out late, your dad and I used to play How Am I Gonna Kill Him?

He always threatened to shave your head.

That would have killed me.

But now with Missy, I'm just waiting by myself.

That sucks.

I don't care for that language, but it does.

I'm sorry.

It is not your fault.

Oh, no, that ain't what I'm sorry for.

I don't like Fred, but you shouldn't be alone.

So if he makes you happy, then you should be happy.

Thank you.

I mean, there's probably other people who could make you happy, but... He is

actually very sweet.

Better be.

Because if he ever hurts you, I'll play how am I going to kill him, and I will

win.

Oh, crap.

Do you know what time it is?

Did you narc on me?

He did not, and you are in big trouble, young lady.

You're right. This is more fun with two people.

Okay, before you lecture me, remember, it's a school night, and I need... Grab

your things. We're going home.

Good, because I have missed you so... Save it.

You could shave her head.

That'd kill her, too.