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Good morning, sweetie.

Good morning.

How'd you sleep?

I slept pretty good, and you?

Well, you know me.

Put my head down, and I just start racing.

Couldn't get any sleep, but thank God for caffeine.

Sarah coming to pick you up?

No, Alex is.

Sarah and I broke it off again. Maybe this time we're good.

Oh, honey.

Hey, I'm gonna run to the restroom real quick, okay? If you see Al, just tell

him I'll be in a minute. Just go like that.

Okay.

I'm going to get running, okay? Okay.

You have a good day at work.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Come in.

Do you, um, want to talk with me about anything?

Like what?

Look, I know I'm your stepmom and you are an adult, but if you are doing

anything unsafe online, you would talk to me about it, right?

Whoa, what the hell?

I saw, honey, I saw that you are on a swinger's website.

It's a hookup app and I'm not meeting up with anybody. You're not?

No, I just like talking to women on there. And it's all anonymous and it's

safe. Okay, but you know that they could still find your personal information

just from the pictures that you're posting. I need you to be careful, okay?

Is this why you broke up with your girlfriend?

Jesus, Mom.

Okay, okay. I know it's none of my business. I just wish that you weren't

on one of these websites.

I did see briefly, though, that some of these women had very flattering things

to say about you.

About me?

You mean my dick pic?

Yeah, you do have a nice one.

Oh, man.

All right, you know, I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything, but I feel

like any girl would be very impressed by the strength and size of your

photograph, so...

No need for any more pictures in the bathroom, okay, Pookie Bear?

I cannot believe we're having this conversation.

All right, you know what? I don't want to overstep anymore, so we'll talk more

in the morning, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Love you.

Love you, too. Good night.

Oh, that's not bad. That's like two hours away.

I could be there.

Yeah.

I know I can't wait either.

All right. Ciao.

Ciao?

Oh, you got a date?

You scared me.

Well, it looks like you could use some help picking out an outfit.

You know, I do love this one on you, but this one is my favorite.

I got that for you for Christmas.

Thanks. Yeah, definitely wear that.

So, who's the lucky lady?

Oh, just a friend.

An online friend?

Yeah, but she's different, and guys tend to be murderers and psychos, so you

don't have to worry about her murdering me or being a psycho.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

I think any girl would be crazy for a guy like you.

But tell me, what kind of girl would want to go out with a guy just for his

penis? Well, I mean, we've been communicating for a while and we've even

video chatted a few times.

Is that what you kids are calling sexting these days?

Mom, come on.

I'm worried about you, sweetheart.

Why doesn't mommy come with you on this date?

We'll go to dinner, just the three of us, and it'll be great.

No, definitely not. No, I mean, I can't just show up with my mom to a date. Just

not a good look.

Is this her?

What does she have to say?

Not much.

Sounds like a real classy girl.

So sophisticated.

Not as sophisticated as your favorite stepson.

Look, I'm gonna be back late tonight, so don't wait up for me, okay?

Talk to you later.

Love you. Wait!

Wait!

Don't go.

Oh good, you're home early.

Would you be so kind as to hold my ring light down low and take a few pictures

of me? I'm trying to get what the kids call the upskirt picture.

For who?

For the website.

Why should you get to have all the fun?

I want to see what the guys are going to say about me.

You're showing your face in these pictures.

I mean, I might cut it out later.

Whoa.

Too much?

Was that a picture of your pussy?

Yeah. Don't you like it?

Cute. Real funny.

I mean, this whole time it's been a real big joke to you. Just let it go.

Hey, why are you home so early anyway?

How did your date go?

It was okay.

Not so much.

I don't know, maybe I just enjoyed talking to strangers until, you know, we

started getting to know each other, and she was a dental hygienist with three

cats? I don't know, it just wasn't so exciting overall.

Oh, so it was more about the taboo.

Pretty much. I mean, I had so much fun, you know, being anonymous and such, and,

like, after a while, just...

It all dissipated.

I'm sorry about that, honey.

It's okay.

Do you want me to help you finish picking all this stuff up?

Um, you know what? First, let me ask you if you will be completely honest with me

about something.

Well, of course.

When you first saw that picture of me, did it get you just as excited as when

you first were talking to the cat girl?

Honestly?

More so.

Well,

you know what? I don't want you on that website, and I can tell that you don't

want me on it either.

So why don't we take pictures of each other and just share them privately?

I don't know if that'll work.

You're my stepmom.

No!

I am Natasha Cromwell, a British...

secret intelligence agent and you are oleg a russian

spy and i am going to seduce you for all of his top

secrets with my sexual prowess all right well let's see what you got

Yes, just like that. Arch your back a little bit more.

Oh, yes. That's hot.

Ooh. Yes. I love these.

That looks good.

Oh, it looks fucking great.

Go ahead and turn around for me. Okay.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Squeeze your boobs together to me.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Wow. Mm-hmm. Yes.

I'm loving these.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting some good ones, I hope.

Oh, yes. These are all great.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. You're so hot.

All right.

Oh, these are gorgeous. I can work on my photography skills all day.

Now, let me go ahead and just send these to my phone.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I am going to send these to you at the right time, okay?

Why don't you take off your top for me?

Nice.

You have been working out.

Nice. All right.

Take off your pants. I want to see you in your shorts.

Okay, remember you are a Russian spy, okay not Austin Powers

Take it out.

Mommy wants to feel it on her ass.

So bad.

So hot.

Yes,

that feels good.

That feels so good.

Are you taking pictures of it?

It feels so good on my ass.

Yes, it feels so good.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm,

yeah.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm, yeah.

It feels so good.

Oh, yes, I like that a lot.

Can I take your bra off?

complete

Oh.

I like the way you squeeze them

I'd

love to have them in your mouth

That feels good right there.

Take a picture of that.

That looks so hot.

Yeah, mommy.

Mommy looks so beautiful with my cock in her mouth.

Mmm, yeah.

Fuck.

Is this okay?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes, mommy. That feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's mommy's good boy.

You've been such a good boy.

You deserve it.

Do I?

You work so hard for mommy.

Oh, fuck.

I can't smell me

It's

such a good cock, son

Mommy, that feels so good. I love sucking dad's cock, yes.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, fuck, it feels so good.

Oh, yes.

You know what? Yeah. Mommy thinks that your dick would look really good right

between her titties. Yeah. You wanna fuck my milkers?

Ah, yes, please. Do it.

Come here.

Mmm, good boy.

Oh yeah, right there.

Get a good grip

on it.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, titty fuck these tits.

Hit that tongue.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yes mommy.

Get more titties. There you go.

You better eat that pussy.

Yes

Is that a llama?

I think you should get a picture of this. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

That's so hot.

Oh, yes it is.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that. Look at it go in and out of my pussy.

Fuck, it looks so fucking good, mom.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, it looks so good.

Mommy likes it. Yeah, Mommy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, your pussy's so fucking wet.

Yeah, you did that. You got that pussy nice and wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You're gonna tear mommy's pussy up, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Fuck, yeah. So fucking lame, huh? Fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's so fucking tight. Oh, yeah.

You're so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Mommy wants to sit on you

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god, that feels so fucking good, mommy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that cock feels good inside my pussy.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, mommy likes it.

Oh, fuck.

It's such a nice big cot for me to ride.

Oh, good. I'm almost so tired.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

So good. Oh, what a good sun you are.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck, that pussy's so wet.

Mommy likes it.

Ooh, you're a bad boy.

Oh, yeah, give it to me, son.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna own that dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

I'm squeezing your cock right now.

You like the way mommy bounces on your dick?

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, Mommy likes it. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I love taking over your dick.

Good boy. That's a good boy to mommy.

Oh, hey.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Wet pussy all over the cock.

I think you're the best son ever.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, I love the way your dick feels in me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Oh, just let me use your cock.

Yes.

Fucking good right now

Exactly where you...

Fuck mommy's milkers. Yeah? Yeah.

And you want to cream all over them too, don't you? Really?

Yes. I'm gonna let you.

You deserve to have a really good orgasm for mommy.

Yeah? Come all over my face and tits. Can I, mommy? Yes, you may.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah?

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck. It's so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, mommy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna feel it so bad.

I'm gonna feel that hot load all over me. I'm gonna come, mommy. Do it.

Come for mommy.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Come for mama.

Oh, yeah. Come for me. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Let it drip all over me.

Oh my gosh. Let it drip on me. That was

so good.

Wow, that was great.

Thank you, baby.

Thank you.

Do you realize we could...

Upload these pictures on another website and make so much money. What? No way.

I mean, yeah, we could even crop out our faces. It would be great.

I don't know.

Well, maybe we could talk about it another time. But for right now, I kind

of want to take a shower with you.

Okay. Yeah? Yeah.

God damn it, my fucking grandma's calling me. Hold on, let me check.

Hold on.

Hey, grandma. Hey, fishy.

Shut the fuck up.

How do you turn off that shit?

Your settings. Oh, there we go. Do not disturb.

Fucking your mom and grandma's calling. What the fuck's going on over there,

man? Coming over later.

God damn it.

What's wrong, father?

What's happening, pal?

What's going on today?

The pussy is good.

It's too good.

It's too good. It's too good. This is two days in a row for Julia here.

Don't kick me out of porn.

I'm over here twisting my balls. I'm over here trying to do shit.

Yeah, I'm like, what is this guy doing to his poor sack?

Hey, the one over there trying to chew up. It actually hurts.

He's tooting his penis.

Alright, so today apparently she's got some magic pussy. Yes, it's magical.

So Juan today, for the first time that I've ever seen, he's a little sensitive.

Extremely sensitive. So we just caught him banging the poor guy against the

fucking dining room table.

Against the fucking nightstand.

Did that work at all?

Or did that just hurt?

Oh no, does it look like it worked?