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Hello.

Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm glad to meet you.

Since it's our first time meeting, I was wondering what kind of lecture I

should give.

I often make this kind of video, but there's a thing called a half-interview.

I don't think you'll understand if I say there's a half-interview.

In short, it's a video that's rarer than starting from the moment you're doing

it.

It starts from where you're doing it.

It starts from where you're doing it.

It's an interview, so it's a mix of a half-interview and an interview.

I'm not asking you anything right now.

It's not funny if you ask me now.

So when I say I'm going to do it later, I'm going to start from there.

Is that okay?

Yes.

Is that okay?

Yes.

I'm not asking you anything right now.

I understand.

I'm not even asking your name.

Yes.

I'm going to shoot, but I need you to write me a document.

I can't do anything, so please read it carefully and write a lot.

Yes.

I'm not looking at the part where you write your name.

Yes.

It's beautiful.

It's so hard that I can't ask you anything.

I can't even ask your age.

I see.

I'm not asking you anything.

I'll ask you later.

Yes.

Did you write it?

Yes.

Thank you.

I'll ask you to write it.

So, I'm going to start the interview.

Yes.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I thought you were walking, but aren't you tall?

I'm tall.

I can't ask you anything.

I can't ask you anything.

I was going to ask you your height.

It's dangerous.

Can you stand up?

Yes.

How tall are you?

You're tall.

You're tall.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Yes.

Please sit down.

So, I'm going to start the interview.

It's an interview, so you have to dress up.

Yes.

But you haven't done anything yet, so you can't dress up.

You can't dress up.

So, you have to get ready to dress up.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Yes.

You're not standing up.

You're not wet, are you?

Are you wet?

You're not wet, are you?

No.

So, get ready.

I'm going to start the interview.

Yes.

Okay?

So, first of all, can you make

me taller?

This is important.

I see.

But I can't ask you anything at this stage.

Yes.

So, you don't mind if I ask you to use your mouth, right?

Yes.

I don't mind at all.

I'm sorry.

You're getting a little bigger.

Yes.

I'm sorry.

It feels good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

How do you feel?

Did you get a little taller?

Yes.

I don't know.

Did you get wet?

Did I get wet?

Really?

Let me check.

Please sit down.

Yes.

Let me check.

How do you feel?

How do you feel?

Not yet.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Like this.

Like this.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Oh, it's gone.

It's gone.

It's gone.

That's right.

Let me hold it.

Yes.

Let me hold it.

Your butt is huge.

It became thinner.

Do you feel better?

Yes.

Let me check.

Oh, what a beautiful pipe!

It's a beautiful pipe.

The chestnut is so small!

The chestnut is so small!

Right?

What's wrong?

Can you feel it?

I can feel it a little.

Can you feel it?

I can feel it.

It's difficult.

Are you ready?

Yes.

If you're not ready, you can't get in.

You can feel it.

Are you embarrassed?

I'm embarrassed.

It's hard.

It's getting tight.

Yes.

It can't be helped.

You have to be ready.

Yes.

You can't do anything about this.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Yes.

It tastes like a baby that hasn't been washed.

It tastes like a baby that hasn't been washed.

I'm going to eat it all.

Hey, You're ready, right?

Yes.

You're sweating a lot.

You're sweating a lot.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

I'm going to lie down.

Shall I do it?

Shall I do it?

Oh, I did it.

It feels good.

I'm going to hide the front of my eyes.

So that you can't see it.

Okay, move.

I'm going to start.

Are you ready?

Okay, it's started.

It's time for a tongue twister.

You're into it, aren't you?

Yes.

You're into it, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

So, this is a tongue twister.

You haven't heard anything in advance.

So I'm going to ask you a lot of questions.

Okay?

Yes.

Are you ready?

Yes.

First of all, your name.

Yes.

You haven't heard your name, but you're into it.

I see.

You said, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

You've been here for about 10 to 15 minutes.

You're into it without knowing anything.

So please tell me your name.

Please tell me your name.

My name is Momo.

Momo?

Yes.

You're beautiful.

I thought you'd walk all the way here.

Yes.

Aren't you tall?

I'm tall.

You're tall, aren't you?

Yes.

How tall are you?

171 cm.

You're tall.

You're about 60 cm taller than me.

You're amazing.

You have a great figure.

How big are your boobs?

They're E-cup.

E-cup?

Yes.

E-cup?

You're big.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a nurse.

A nurse?

Yes.

In a hospital?

Yes.

So you're a nurse today.

Yes.

It must be hard to be a nurse.

I think so.

You have a low salary.

Yes.

It's early in the morning and it's late at night.

Yes.

Are you free at night?

Maybe not.

Not free?

Are you busy at night?

I'm busy at night.

Do you have a nurse call?

Yes.

I have a nurse call and I have to change my schedule.

I see.

That must be hard.

I have to pay for breakfast and check my schedule.

That must be hard.

Do you think it's good to be a nurse?

I don't know.

Is it good?

Is it good?

You don't know?

I don't know.

I have a question.

Yes.

Is this okay?

Is this okay?

Yes.

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

I won't say any more.

I won't say any more.

Is this okay?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Okay.

I see.

You're married.

Yes.

I can see it.

I can see it.

Look at me.

Yes.

You're married.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I'm not sure.

Do you feel good?

Yes.

Do you feel good?

Yes.

She says she feels good.

This is a beautiful pipe.

Did you make it yourself?

I made it myself.

You made it yourself.

It's beautiful.

It's not jittery at all.

When did you get married?

Five years ago.

Five years ago?

How old are you now?

How old are you now?

How old am I now?

How old are you now?

How old are you now?

I think I'm about 28, 29, or 30 years old.

I think I'm about 28, 29, or 30 years old.

About that age?

About that age.

How many children do you have?

I have two children.

Do you have two children?

Yes.

With this belly?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Is it okay to say that?

It's okay.

It's okay.

Let me take off your jacket.

Okay.

I'm worried about your boobs.

I'm worried about your boobs.

Look at this.

Look at this.

Look at these boobs.

Is this a plastic mesh?

Is this a plastic mesh?

How do you feel about this kind of shooting?

Are you suddenly hooked on it?

It's a strange feeling.

It's a strange feeling.

I don't know.

But you're hooked on it in 15 minutes.

I'm in love with you.

Can I?

Yes.

I can't help it.

Ah, it feels good.

Well, since we're here, is there anything you want to ask me?

Huh?

I don't know how old you are.

I don't know either.

Me?

Yeah.

Well, you see, I'm a butterfly.

Ah, I see.

I'm a little different from a human.

You're a little different.

Yeah, I'm a little different.

I see.

Today, I had a baby, and I gave him to my husband.

I gave him to my husband, and now he's got me.

I see.

It's a great sense of deprivation.

Really?

Yeah.

I feel like I'm doing something really bad.

Ah, I see.

I'm sorry.

Ah, it feels good.

You know, at the hospital, Yes?

Have you ever had an argument with the doctor?

I have.

You have?

Yes.

Have you ever had an argument?

Yes.

You have?

Yes.

How did it go?

Well, I had an argument with a lot of people.

You had an argument with a lot of doctors?

I had an argument with a doctor.

With a doctor?

Yeah.

Was it dark?

No.

How many people did you have an argument with?

Three people.

Three people?

You had an argument with three people?

Yeah.

You like to argue, don't you?

Not that much.

Not that much?

You like to argue, don't you?

No way.

Do you think you like to argue?

Did you have an argument in the hospital?

No.

Outside?

Outside.

Did you go to a hotel?

No, I went to a car.

A car?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument in the car?

Yeah.

With a doctor?

Yeah.

No way.

Wow.

I feel better when I do this.

Yeah.

Right?

I feel better when I do this.

Yeah.

Let's go to bed.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Momo, let's go to bed.

Did you have an argument

with

the doctor?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument with the doctor?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument with the doctor?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument with the doctor?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument with the doctor?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument with the doctor?

Yeah.

Did you have an argument with the doctor?

Yeah.

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very gentle Wow Wow

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Yes Right?

Yes There are many people who like filler

Really?

Yes Wow

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You like filling, don't you?

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outh and eat it, so I'm

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eat it, so I'm going to put

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mouth and eat it, so I'm going

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and eat it, so I'm going to

put it in my mouth and eat it,

so I'm going to put

it as lightly as possible .

I'm not good at it.

What is being lightly?

I'm not good at it?

Are you not good at it?

I'm not good at everything.

I don't know how to react.

I don't know how to react.

OK?

You can't stand it?

It was very serious.

You don't have to worry abo

ut it.

You don't have to worry about it.

I'm so happy!

I'm done.

Are you done?

Yes.

Ok, ok.

You're done, right?

Look, you're all wet.

See?

You're all wet.

Yes.

Do you want to add some more?

Can I?

Can I put it back in?

Yes.

I'll put it back in.

This side is better, right?

Yes.

I'm sorry, Mr. Husband.

I'll put it back in.

I'll put it back in.

I put it back in.

Really?

I put it back in.

I put it back in.

I put it back in because I didn

't know you were there.

I didn't mean to put it in

earlier, but I'll put it back in

this time.

I see.

I'll put it back in this time.

I see.

Are you okay?

Yes.

You don't have to say sorry to

your husband.

You should say it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I put it back in.

I put it back in.

You have a very nice face.

You have a very nice face.

It feels good.

It feels good.

Ah...

Lay down.

Lay down.

Good, good, good.

Oh, you're so mean.

You're mean.

Wow.

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I can't believe I'm doing this

for the first time in a while.

I'm so happy.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm

sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I

'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

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sorry, I'm sorry, I can put out

a lot, it's too pleasant, really?

If it feels good, can I put it

out?

Can you put it out?

Can you put it out?

What's wrong?

How do you feel?

Do you feel better?

That's good.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Really?

When the third child is born, please tell

your husband that you have a baby.

Please tell your husband that you have a

baby.

You have a baby, don't you?

Yes, I do.

Are you okay?

Yes, I am.

Finally, please inhale.

Inhale the rest of the juice.

Inhale, inhale, inhale.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

How do you feel?

When you have a baby, what do you

want to do?

I've never thought about it.

You've never thought about it?

You've never thought about having three children?

No, I haven't.

Do you want to have three children?

I'm a little interested in it.

Are you interested in it?

Yes.

Are you interested in it?

Are you serious?

How are you doing today?

I'm fine.

Are you still doing well?

I'll call him.

If you have time, If you have time,

I'll call him.

What are you worried about?

I think it's fine.

Do you want to try?

I guess, We'll call this number, I

guess, I guess, I guess, I'll end

this call here.

I'll end this call here.

Okay?

Lastly, what do you call your husband?

Papa?

Let's say sorry to him.

Papa, I'm sorry.