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Hello, amor.

Great job sitting in the mood.

I like what you did with the place.

Looks like there's only two beds, so two of us are going to have to share.

You know, I don't mind sharing.

Oh, that's fine.

Yeah, we can figure that out later.

Honestly, this Airbnb is not bad, given we found our last moment.

Hey, Ricardo.

Thanks for finding it, man.

I really appreciate it.

Yeah, I'm surprised they let us book it on such short notice.

But this was the only option close to the pharmacy.

Yeah, it's pretty cozy.

But I'm honestly just excited to sleep in a bed again.

It's been so long.

I honestly don't think I've camped for this long in, like, forever.

Where are you going?

Okay, you guys. I think it's finally happening.

The laxatives are kicking in.

Alright. I hope it didn't make us turn back in a little bit of a back-and-toot

for nothing.

Wish me luck.

Hops and prayers.

Uh, hey.

By the way.

What do you have here on your lip?

This is, it's just a cold sore.

I get them when I'm stressed.

Anyways.

Uh, thanks for introducing me to Joseph.

He's like the perfect human being.

He's hot, funny, attractive,

great personality.

Man, how can someone be that perfect? It's not fair.

You know he's straight, right?

Yeah, but how straight can you be? Like, he dyes his hair, he has to be, you

know, just a little bit gay.

Come on, I'm just joking.

So you've been friends for so long and you haven't developed a crush on that?

No, I'm not into straight men.

So you've never been into straight men before?

Why is that so hard to understand?

I feel like a lot of the reason why people develop a crush on someone is

because they allow themselves to think about a life with that person.

The thoughts start to linger and they start seeing signals that aren't there.

I just don't allow myself to see straight men that way.

Where I grew up, a lot of the homophobia that straight men have come from them

thinking that gay men are intimate.

I don't want to feed into that. I see your point, but it's hard not to think

about straight men in that way, especially when you're surrounded by

them all the time.

Like, you are bound to get into a somewhat intimate situation with them,

like wrestling or in the showers, whatever.

If you grew up closeted like me, I didn't have anyone who...

who was gay, who I could fantasize about.

It's okay, though. All these thoughts about straight men, they're in your

head, and you won't do anything with them.

Yeah, but if that becomes a thing, and straight men pick up on that pattern,

they'll get uncomfortable befriending gay men.

I try really hard not to develop interest in my friends, just so they

don't get uncomfortable around me.

It would be really frustrating trying to hide how I feel about them sexually all

the time.

So, you would be uncomfortable if one of your straight female friends develops a

crush on you?

Honestly, I'd be flattered if one of my female friends found me attractive.

Plus, isn't straight guys in gay porn one of the most popular categories?

That's because a lot of gay men in the world are closeted.

And they only start to attract men that don't reciprocate their desires.

So, when they look for porn, They try to recreate that.

Interesting.

Anyways, I'm gonna make some dinner.

Do you want to help me cut vegetables?

Sure. But have you seen the wifi password?

I don't have service.

Why? You want to check out some straight guys on Pornhub or something?

Very funny.

Found it.

Successful? Oh, yeah, baby. I just lost like 10 pounds or something.

I'll go next, okay? Can you steer the soup for me?

Yeah, but honestly, I'd wait if I were you. It's fine. I just have to beat all

my breath, you know?

Hey, I have to tell you something.

Did you see the cold sore in Ricky's mouth? Yeah.

I looked it up, and apparently it's caused by herpes.

I don't know much about it, other than that it's an STD, but it's more

contagious when the colds are as present, and you share stuff.

Great.

We shared a water bottle a couple of days ago.

Do you want to tell me I have herpes now?

Like, literally, I will have to tell every girl that I kiss from here now

that I have it.

I don't know.

Should we confront it?

I don't know. I wouldn't have agreed to have him join it, I know.

I know.

I'm sorry for insisting on inviting him, even though you two didn't know each

other.

But I didn't know about any of this.

Anyways, maybe we should get tested before we freak out.

Here he comes.

Oh my gosh, Joseph. What did you do in that bathroom?

It's okay. I can take over from here.

Sure.

Okay, hey, Enrique, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, what's up?

I asked ChatGPT about the cold sore on your mouth, and it says that it's caused

by herpes, which is contagious when sharing liquids, and I just saw you put

the spoon that you're stirring with in your mouth.

I've had this cold sore for a couple days now, and it shouldn't be contagious

anymore, okay?

It's not contagious?

Have you seen your face?

Did ChatGPT also tell you at what temperature the virus survives at? The

soup is boiling right now!

Do you know what temperature the virus survives at? If you don't, you shouldn't

assume.

Plus, I just saw you sharing a bottle with Joseph the other day.

For fuck's sake.

I'm so tired with everyone being so quick with their fucking assumptions

without knowing jack shit about herpes.

Did you know that 70% of people have it?

Also, this is oral. It's not genital. So, statistically speaking, you're

likely to have it already.

What? Seriously?

That's how you respond?

You shouldn't just assume people have herpes.

Just to clarify, we're not mad at you for having herpes.

You're just being crazy inconsiderate for not telling us that you have a cold

sore breakup right now.

So what?

I'm cursed for my entire life because my mom gave me herpes when I was born?

I can't live a fucking normal life like the rest of you?

Ricardo, we went out all summer and I didn't try to kiss you. I didn't try to

give you a blowjob, right? I made one stupid mistake.

Wait, you guys dated?

Ricardo, you're gay?

Wait, you didn't tell him?

I thought you were friends for a long time.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out this way.

I've been meaning to tell you, but it just hadn't come up yet.

Plus, we didn't even really date.

We met on Tinder and we just hung out as friends.

Good to know you didn't think we were dating.

What were you doing? Bleeding me on all summer?

Bleeding you on?

We were never even, we never even kissed.

How could that be leading you on?

I don't know. We watched romantic movies together. The Before Trilogy. We talked

about how we were over dating apps.

Classic. So, Ricardo knew you were into him and still invited you on a freaking

10-day backpacking trip.

Yeah, what? Do you just enjoy the attention, Ricardo?

And then you treat me like shit when I put my attention towards Joseph?

Okay, this is getting out of hand.

Maybe I did get a little annoyed that you were flirting with Joseph.

But that's not because you were taking attention away from me.

It's because I thought it was cringy.

I really wanted Joseph to like you because I tried really hard to convince

him to let me let you on this trip.

So I felt responsible for your behavior.

I just shouldn't introduce friends to each other.

Well, introducing friends to each other is one thing, but this is not at all

what's happening over here.

We're literally stuck together for the next few days.

You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you had to find out that I'm gay this way, and I'm sorry, Enrique,

that I left things fake the whole summer.

I genuinely didn't know whether I wanted to date you or not.

I enjoyed hanging out with you, and I just think by the end of it, you're just

not my type.

I should have made it clear, but it was just easier to not say anything.

Oh, whatever. I'm tired.

I'm gonna go shower.

I think I'm gonna go on a walk.