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Come here and look at this

What do you think? I think that's a good shot now Chris when you're talking we need you to talk really quickly about 10 seconds

No delays no um's no pauses be direct concise. Okay, you know, this is a 400 page book right 10 seconds

We've got a thesis, right? We've got a thesis.

Where's India, by the way? She's efficient.

It's just taking a lot of time. Where is she?

She doesn't do the marketing side.

You coffee awakes.

Nicely framed.

Yeah, you got them set up? Everybody square?

You need to check this.

and the hate. You need to get that?

What's going on here?

They're shooting the film.

I told you they were going to be doing this film today.

No, I told you.

And now you need to relax. It's okay.

Yeah, you got them set up. We're right behind, so we've got them boomed.

We're not going to mic them. Everybody's square.

Yeah, much better.

They look good. You ready? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're rich sound.

Yeah, you didn't go. Let's do it.

You need an interview. You know, you have to be sort of imagining it's

Well, first of all, sex at dawn doesn't argue that there's anything wrong with sexual monogamy.

My parents have been married monogamously for 53, 54 years at this point, 54.

So I would never argue that that was a mistake.

That gave me and my sister a great base of stability and love and a wonderful environment.

So that's not, we're not arguing there's anything wrong with it.

In fact, when I give public presentations, I often say that sexual monogamies like vegetarianism,

It can be very healthy, it can be ethical, it can be a better option in many different

Just because you've decided to be a vegetarian doesn't mean bacon suddenly stops smelling

good, right?

Very true.

So even if you choose to be monogamous, choose it from a position of knowledge, it's an informed

It's a viable path, but it's an uphill path because of the nature of the animal that we

evolved to be.

All right, we'll just take care of it.

Yeah, I'm done with the interview here, so thanks for calling.

Okay, great.

I really wanted to thank you guys for having me.

That was a fantastic conversation.

Thank you so much.

Sorry, you've got to put everything together now, please.

My place patched together, bitch.

I really appreciate it.

Oh, I'm mic'd, aren't I, Dave?

Can I unmic?

Hey there.

God, that smells delicious.

Do I have time to change?

Of course.

I know it's only Tuesday, but god,

it feels like Friday. It's been a brutal week. You know Mike was so stressed about

this interview and he was texting me every 15 minutes looking over my

shoulder on every detail. How was your day? Well, they said they love my work. I

told you. But? That I'm not really a fit for their clientele. Just know they're

going to regret it. Oh, come on. What? You do want dinner, don't you? Weren't you starving

a few minutes ago? Dinner at Chez Eric. So memorable, but for the un... House down. No

wonder it. You changed locks on that door. I think she likes to watch. Well, at least

just ask. Right? What's up with the piece with like the tunnel, the lights, the flying bunnies, and

the flying pussies? Very perceptive of you. Well, you know, there's a lot of death, eroticism,

and fairy tales. No, no, no, it's a memory piece. And what memory would have inspired

something like that? When I was eight, my friend Henry and I believed that

that beautiful naked women inhabited the center of the earth.

So we began to dig a hole in my backyard.

Every day for hours we dug this hole.

It got so deep we had to use a ladder

to get in and out of it.

Oh my God.

But we still realized that we were never going

to actually reach the center of the earth

and therefore the beautiful naked women.

So we dressed up Henry, put on his sister's clothes

and he would run into the hole

and I would pretend not to see him climb out

and then I would catch him and run up

and I would fondle his tits.

Yeah, my sister thought it was funny.

My dad didn't.

Yeah, I can imagine.

So we had to fill in the hole.

All right, I call that piece Down the Rabbit Hole.

Well, it's really bizarre.

Wanna go make rabbit love?

Looking up horny locals on OKC?

No, I'm making reservations

for us a hot springs this weekend.

This weekend?

You can care out this weekend, remember?

From all the calendars.

I'm sure you did, I just forgot.

Thought you and Jeremy were using this weekend

as an opportunity to do something.

Yeah, I just, it's Kara's birthday, right?

What is she now, like 28?

Just leave it off.

This is all really fascinating,

but how does this relate to us

and our belief in monogamy?

Bring it all together for me.

Well, I think it's important to understand

that monogamy and marriage are very cultural concepts.

Like where Cassie grew up in Africa,

monogamy's not an expectation, right?

I mean, even orgasm, you know,

you'll read in the popular press

that 40% of women never have an orgasm and so on.

When I was working, writing Sex at Dawn,

I said to Cassie, well, how many people,

how many women in Mozambique

where she practiced medicine for years, are anorgasmic.

And what did you say?

Almost none.

So PMS is another example of something

that's culturally constructed.

Most women around the world have no idea what PMS is.

It's not a concept.

They don't know what you're talking about when you ask them.

So anyway, all these things are very culturally constructed.

And as far as monogamy goes, it's

important to understand that until very recently,

I'm talking within the last couple of decades,

Monogamy was defined in terms of women's sexual behavior, not men.

You're late. I've already started.

Mom, I'm really not in the mood for whatever you've got planned. I'm very stressed out right now.

That's okay, sweetie. Just come over, okay? Get a massage. Have some lunch.

Are you trying to set me up again? Because if you are, I'm really not in the mood.

Relax. Just come, okay?

Alright, I'm almost there. I'll see you in a few minutes.

Enough dawdling.

Deep tissue massage.

I just...

You don't just?

Cleon, everything's fine.

Let's have a mimosa out on the deck, shall we?

What should I do?

How the hell should I know?

Pick some more ripe peaches.

I can't solve this for you.

Yeah, I know. I just...

Want everything, right?

This relationship style, it isn't for everybody.

Maybe Andia needs something a little more traditional.

She has dates with other guys.

Yes, but is she doing that for you or for herself?

Look, Eric, I like you. We have a really great time together.

But I'm not okay with being the other woman.

You gonna drink that?

So, tell me about this Kara person.

Oh my God, Mom, what did you put in this?

Well, Moses don't have gin and none.

My dear girl.

Yeah, I think you really enjoy shocking me.

You know, maybe I would come over more often

if I didn't have to, like, navigate around some new lover

every time I came to visit.

Tony's not a lover.

He's more of a self-guided dildo.

Stop avoiding my question.

What about Kara?

I've actually never met her. Eric thought it would be a good idea if we

all got together back when this first started and I thought that it would be

better that I didn't know her. That way I could just ignore it and not be

obsessed about somebody else. So you know nothing about her. She's 28, she's

blonde. She lives on a boat. When your dad died, I thought it is all over for me.

And not that it had been so great all the time. I was used to it. I didn't want

to learn a whole new way of living. It's feeling like such a pain in my ass. I was

old. So not long after the funeral, I am visiting my mother, your grandmother, at

at the home, and she produces this flask of bourbon.

And we proceeded to get shit-faced.

You and Grandma.

Time to go home, go in to give her a hug,

and I ask, is there anything special I can do for her?

And she looked me right in the eye and said,

enjoy the pleasures of men.

Don't settle for the work, that's what you can do for me.

She died not long after that, and I was thinking,

How lucky am I, as a woman, to live in a time

when I can enjoy and not regret?

This whole open relationship jazz may not be

a cup of tea, sweetheart, but finding out means

taking chances, asking hard questions,

making changes, being hurt.

Don't you owe it to yourself to at least try?

I got a little winded. Embarrassed.

Embarrassed? Are you kidding me?

You got a great set of wheels.

Guys, I am done with online dating.

If you want a good fuck and good conversation with no strings attached,

couch stripping's the way to go.

Another interview for your movie right here.

You are absolutely crazy.

They could be carrying anything.

Carrying? Hardwood, that's what they're carrying.

Oh, and I'll be in your movie.

Let me get this straight, your ideal relationship model is fucking your unsuspecting couch

surfing guests?

Good afternoon ladies, my name is George, I'm your server for today, good to meet you.

I'll have the burger rare extra cheese.

I'll take a garden salad, balsamic vinaigrette on the side, please.

And ma'am, what would you like?

Um, salad with balsamic.

Salad with balsamic.

Yes, thank you.

A burger and two salads, please.

Thank you.

Anyway, guys, how's this thing different from when we fucked exchange students in college?

It's not like having Eric for dinner every night.

Speaking of tasty meals, how's Eric actually?

I mean, you guys still talking about marriage?

How's that going?

No, no. I mean, why rush it?

I mean, we've been married in all but name for the last few years.

I don't see what we stand to gain by getting married.

Oh my god, please girl, don't get married.

Over 50% failure rate.

Okay, just to start, rampant infidelity,

compromised dreams, depression, anti-depressants,

marriage counseling, yoga.

Sorry, but endless fucking yoga.

I don't feel like life has meaning.

It's a fucking disaster, India.

You're gonna mess it all up.

You have it perfect now.

Please, please don't.

Thank you. You just turned my string of unfilling relationships into a heroic escape from eternal damnation

Well, I just don't really see why everyone is so fixated on marriage people like me

I'm not saying people like you. I'm just saying people in general like our society thinks was only one trajectory

And I'm not fixated on marriage. I just think that it's no a logical end to you know

So, you're sowing your wild oats and at some point you want to settle down with somebody.

Look, I'm all for people living honestly until they stumble into a ditch together, but you

show me one marriage that doesn't turn into a contest of sexual repression.

You know, maybe relationships just need a little healthy dose of some tension.

Is that you talking or that guy you wrote to you shuttling kids around?

It's Ryan.

volunteering for the PTA, field trips, doctor's appointments, piano lessons.

That kind of tension? Fuck, who wouldn't be on drugs?

No, I'm talking about some adventure, their spontaneity,

maybe some relationships on the side.

You know, a healthy dose of uncertainty.

And your share of breaks along the way.

I don't understand your need for an open relationship.

Tell me how marriage equals stability.

You can't deal with marriage, but you can deal with Eric fucking Kara's brain-zone.

What's with that?

Look, I know it makes you seem reckless to you.

I hate to say it, but what about Megan and Edward?

They've been married for a few years, seem to be doing pretty well.

I think they've won it all and have it all.

They're having a dinner party on Friday night. You guys should both come.

Megan, seriously?

Yeah, I still can't believe we're doing this.

You can thank my mother.

To the right, so the water's on the left.

...putting themselves out there to see.

Well, and this is the difference between a trap.

Like when I talk about relationships, it's just a trap.

I'll incorporate it in the dessert.

Good to see you.

The head of the house.

You see the Eric in India.

Megan, very nice to meet you.

Oh, it's your place.

It is.

It's so nice to have you here.

Please thank yourself at home.

It's really lovely to meet you.

Thank you.

This is Marsha.

Marsha, it's nice to meet you.

And Emily.

Don't laugh.

Nice to meet you.

I know.

How did you see my friends?

This is India and Eric.

Nice to meet you.

Edward, nice to meet you.

Cool up and over, right?

Well, remember when we were in college and we used to, like, get ready to go out together?

Is there blue in your hair?

That's Kara?

Where the fuck did that glitter come from?

There was none of that there.

Remember what you said about the little village?

Edward, Kara's here.

Didn't tell me that she was coming.

Have you guys met Peretta?

Hi Peretta, nice to meet you.

Hi, I didn't know you were part of the Megan Solange group.

I guess we're moving up in the world.

Actually, this is our first time.

Hi, it's good to see you.

And you must be India.

I totally can't believe it.

It's very weird.

It's really nice to actually meet you.

We are morning wedding buddies.

We are.

Not buddies.

Before now we had never been actually introduced.

She's always pushing me so hard.

Oh please.

I can barely breathe.

I mean, you know, you can imagine.

Yeah, well it's...

But um, where's Derek?

out of town having the brain sex okay oh Chris Ryan's amazing I love his but

yes yes so it's just a groundbreaking book I recommend it to people all the

That's what I hear.

Oh, that's great.

So you're interviewing him for a piece.

And who do you work for?

Your own thing.

These days you can just do your own thing.

I love that.

It's the best.

Better not to work for anybody.

That's how I've always felt.

You can pull it off.

You can pull it off, it'll be really cute.

Just join the party.

I'm just...

Can I just sign off?

I think she just wants you to sign off.

I think that...

Well, I just want you to sign off.

It's okay, no.

It's so funny.

It's party-ing for us.

It's party-ing.

Oh, yeah.

He's with this girl.

I told you.

I've been with her for so many years.

He's not her.

I just told you.

He's not her.

Well, first of all, I would just like to welcome you all here tonight and say that it's really

nice to have you.

Thanks for coming.

And Iniya, I'm really happy that you made it.

Athena's told us so many nice things about you.

I'm really happy that you made it.

Athena's told us so many nice things about you.

Nice things.

We were lucky to have you on the show, right?

Titty paradise.

Thank you.

We're happy to have you.

You're welcome.

I was just, you know, I was hoping

that while they were here that Hurricane India might be

able to get some advice around marriage.

Somebody use the N-word in the end.

Athena knows how to stop, so we all know that.

You do me.

A toast?

We didn't do anything.

A toaster?

What are we toasting to?

Toasting to love, commitment, obligation, innocence, insanity.

All three of those are good?

All three of those are good?

I say we toast to new friends.

Megan and Edward.

And modern marriage.

We're here.

Modern marriage.

I would toast to modern marriage.

It's this internet project and it's awesome. It's going to help these couples opening their relationship.

The technology side is killing people.

It's helping people, like, map some of that stuff out.

It's called the open road map.

Because so many people don't even believe that it could work.

You know, it sounds great, and it sounds like sensual communism, essentially,

but how do you make it work on a day-to-day basis?

Well, I mean, I think you take it on a day-to-day basis, and you're constantly communicating.

I mean, you gotta relate.

I mean, not exactly how we planned, but at least I get to see you.

Yeah, pretty crazy seeing India here.

Especially after she and I have been running into each other.

For, well...

No, I mean, I freaked out too when I saw you.

But this is good.

I mean, it was actually her idea to come here, to come to the party.

She's turning a corner. I can feel it. She's having fun here. I've missed you.

I know. We'll see.

I like this part. It gets a lot of people.

I feel overdressed.

You can't tell me so much. You can't tell me all the experiences that you've had that you're scared of little people.

It's a lot.

It's a lot?

What is it?

You tell Vegas, and then you tell Toronto.

Okay, fine.

I gotta save on everybody.

So basically, in a nutshell, I got invited to the queer, porn orgy of a lifetime and

passed out in the middle of it.

Yes, to where they drew dicks on me and then hid those pictures for me for six months and I will prove it.

He's so embarrassed about it that he's doing some terrible things.

So is that accurate to, like, we want to tell you a version of the story?

Were you there? Did you draw Venus on him?

I think I drew some hair on the ball.

Look at the food. We have more food.

It's delicious. I hope you guys get some.

I know.

It's only fair it's your house.

Everybody take in. Make yourselves comfortable. Enjoy.

Go ahead.

And Edward decided that he could desk all of the former dancers in the room by twerking.

And he actually, I was a little skeptical at this point, but he actually put himself on his hands

and then backed up against the wall so his knees were bent.

You really should show us that.

I want to see this.

Do it now.

I want to do this in Canada.

That's smart, that's smart.

What happens in Canada's space in Canada?

I send you a video.

I'm not allowed to do it on the internet.

It's such a shame.

This is something that I cried at the top last week.

This math party is fun.

Nobody does it in Canada.

So what's the part you don't have working on?

It works all six.

That's so good.

Just underwear. Just booty shorts.

Yes, let's win the bottle.

That's always a proud loser. No, it's Grace. I fully believe it's

in the bottle. Except my friends and I play when we have little

You have different little pieces of paper with different things written on them.

You have to draw one, and then spin.

So it's not just making out.

It's good. It's pretty good.

Baby, you like how I move my hips.

I don't know why I like this.

It's the same.

You can judge them.

I like them.

Right. I'm going to hang out with them for like an hour.

We're just busy with dessert.

Wow, what happened? Where did everyone go?

Oh, here, there. Stars are the next thing.

Sometimes I just like to stop for a minute, catch my breath.

Here's to catching one's breath.

Drink to that.

You know, this really wasn't exactly what I thought it was going to be.

Oh really?

Everyone here seemed so together and perfect.

Well, together occasionally, perfect far from it.

Reed and Marcia? They were barely speaking to each other a few years ago.

And Edward and I, when we first opened up our relationship...

I was reading his text messages. I broke into his email account.

Vanished. Dark times.

Cheers to that!

Well, Edward's always fond of saying,

The path to honesty is paved with lies and forgiveness.

Enjoying yourself you like being blindfolded like being tied up. Yeah, I think show. Oh, do you like being used as my toy?

Haven't seen Eric yet. Mm-hmm. I haven't seen Edward either. I'm starting to wonder about Edward. Should we go find them healthy appetite?

Jealousies part of human I would say that it is to the extent that jealousy is an expression of insecurity

We're all

Worried about losing things that are important to us relationships money shelter, whatever and that extends to other animals

So clearly that sort of insecurity is part of our nature as a being but to the extent that we

Focused that fear on the sexual behavior of another person. That's very much a cultural

So again, this is something that our culture has decided is a problem

There's the you know, how do we define love? We define it as Kosoda said is ownership as owning another person

It's a sort of a slavery model of love and it's it's in our popular culture

If you look at famous songs like when a man loves a woman if you ever listen to the lyrics that song

He'll he'll give her his very last dime. He'll turn his back on his best friend

He'll sleep out in the rain if she says that's the way it has to be that's love

That's pathetic, so is that how you guys normally are together? What are you talking about?

Really didn't bother you that I was watching

They've been waiting for that the whole time

You car this is your idea like shit in the fucking basement. What do you mean?

You weren't just fucking her Eric, or should I say mom pete shoe?

I know what she's feeling and thinking and she's not having those feelings and thoughts by accident

She's responding to you.

And the two of you together.

I'm not out falling in love with other fucking people.

Wow, I'm really glad that I stumbled across that shit when I did.

Hey, a little upset about something obviously.

Just a fucking little.

Then why didn't you say something before we went to the fucking dinner?

Always the love, love, love.

You're in love with her.

Love, love, love.

And she's in love with you.

You keep throwing that in my face.

I've told you.

It's totally obvious.

No, it's not like that.

I don't like that. It's not love-love.

Alright? It's...

Yes, we have a kind of love.

But it's nothing.

It's not love-love.

Alright? It's...

Okay, look. All this talk about marriage

and commitment.

It's really just a distraction, isn't it?

You're in love with her.

And you want to have it both ways, don't you?

So you just throw this in front of me.

You throw it in front of us.

This is really a sad fucking joke.

You're fucking kidding me.

You're the one that's been telling me that marriage doesn't mean anything.

You're the one that's been telling me that you want an open and honest relationship

and to maybe bring other people in.

You know what?

Why don't you just go off and have your little fucking honeymoon with Kara?

Because that's really what you want, isn't it?

We don't do honeymoons.

Oh, good.

Just go fuck her then.

But don't come back here.

How's that sound?

Eight years later.

That's all you're going to give me.

Fuck you.

You know exactly what's going on here.

And now I know too.

So why don't you just get the hell out of here.

Hey, what's up?

Andy and I had a little fight.

I can't say I'm surprised.

Yeah, she's pretty angry with me right now.

I can't stay there.

Can I crash here?

Look, you can hang out, chill out, we can talk.

But you, you really can't stay here.

I'm like Odysseus to you.

I had to do the math to hear your siren song, but always sailing home to Penelope.

I get it.

Do you?

It's not about India adjusting to your in-line perspective.

You are trying to find a balancing point.

Eric, you're not sailing home to Penelope.

She's on the boat with you.

Is there anything in particular you want me to talk about in this interview?

Stuff you want to make sure we cover?

Is there anything in particular you want to cover in the interview?

Because I can talk about lots of different things.

Uh, no, I mean...

You okay?

Indy, are you alright?

No, I...

Yes, I mean, I pro... I just...

I need to focus.

That's... I just need to...

Um, you want us to bring the lights in?

Are you ready to, uh...

You ready to get started?

Maybe this isn't the best time to talk about academics.

We can reschedule if you want.

Look, change is never easy.

Especially when you're trying to change patterns

that you've built up over other relationships

over a whole lifetime.

I mean, really care for them.

Shouldn't that make it easier?

Make what easier?

Letting them go?

Sometimes the things we need most in life

are the things that are hardest to give someone else.

Freedom, compassion, understanding.

I'm not normally someone who likes to give advice.

The things that you write about and talk about,

I mean, you've actually been through some of it, right?

Some of it.

I'm doing okay. I just heard from my veterinarian and it's like my poor dog.

You know, right?

Yes, Justin. I know.

I still know.

So I've sent you a couple emails now.

And we really need to sit down and kind of roughly just outline

What is going to happen with our next holiday party?

I was going through and looking at several locations here.

Megan, it's India.

So, this is really interesting. You know, I've been interviewing Chris Ryan.

Really? That is really funny. It was actually Chris who introduced us.

He was supposed to be at the party the other night, but he was out of town.

I see.

Well, so I guess I'm here today to just kind of find out how you guys evolved into this.

Hmm. That's a good question.

I just became deadly realistic about our desires.

What exactly do you mean by that?

We are sexual creatures.

Why are we so ashamed?

Why should we suffer so much about that?

We couldn't survive lying to ourselves.

And we didn't want to lie to each other.

That's true.

Don't you ever feel like maybe there are things better left unsaid?

There is that perspective. But the way that I see things,

there's the bright light of truth, and there's shame in dark shadows.

And I made my choice.

And you guys never worry about there being, like, a serious just blow up?

India. All couples worry.

How did it actually happen for you guys? How did you open your relationship?

Nice place you got here.

It's great. It's warm and inviting.

Just kind of come together over time.

I guess like eight years now.

Our fickle world of online dating, eight years is an accomplishment.

Yeah, it is.

You know, we're all just looking for perfection.

Which is just a way to escape the present.

Which is messy and complex.

That's where it's all happening.

You kind of lost me there.

I mean, we could talk about the problems in your

incredible relationship, but

that's not why I'm here.

I like the way that you love Eric.

You do?

Yeah. It's deep. It's passionate.

It's enduring.

So, we could

talk now,

or we could go out

for the evening and

talk later.

The song? You know this guy?

Yeah, actually a really good friend of mine.

Having a release party tonight, in fact.

Mark is kind of a shit street.

I think she wants to fuck you.

You think so?

Yeah, that was like, she just stared you down,

like the whole way.

I thought that was because I was kind of halfway in the.

No, she was really looking.

I'm your slave, baby, I'm your slave.

I think you missed most of the movie.

Are you good now?

Any of this?

For a wonderful evening, Edward.

You know, I was talking to Eric at the party.

I've never heard anyone speak so beautifully

and eloquently about the love they have

for a partner of so long.

The way he was talking was just so fresh and raw.

It's like you two had just met.

Only by hooping and yoga.

Look, India, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I just, I lost it. You know, I really do want it all. And I want you to have it all.

Not at the expense of us. I'm protective of that.

Do they know where all this is going? Do they know where we're going? Do they know where this is taking us?

well i don't know where we're going but i know we're going somewhere interesting

and we're going there together nice to meet you as well okay and cut don't get nice to me

okay you know i'm like oh you want her to be irritated dominating your home what is this for

What is this?

Well, hi.

By the way.

That was good.

I like that.

All right.

Can we try?

Say that again.

It is not quite that bad.

You know.

It is nowhere near that bad.

Curly with no semblance of organization.

It really doesn't have much of that.

It's not like, oh, good.

Here punches of curls that all go in the same direction.

It's like this strand is going here.

This one is going.

Actually, the ones right on your forehead are like, hi!

You're my favorite.

Oh, that's a really good shot.

That's an excellent idea.

Oh, it's beautiful.

OK, OK, you want to play with that?

Let's play with that.

I'm going to look over, and Carol's going to be there.

And you're going to be there.

Wow, you're still fucking me.

Knowledge is power, the more you know.

All right, you know where Mickey Mouse is?

There he is.

Thanks, Elena, that was great.

Yeah, that was awesome.

I'm here!

I'm here!

It's me!

It's me!

I'm here!

I'm here!

I'm here!

I'm here!

Thank you.

I have the meanest cat.

I might have the meanest cat.

The cat's a jerk.

To you or everyone else?

To me and also everyone else.

To you too?

I don't know about that.

The general idea, though, is that she's

separating from everyone else.

So if you're in front and the wolves are behind, then yes.

But at the same time, if you're touching all that way

then they're in front of you, then please,

I would count their bodies as about.

I'm fine. Thank you. Andrew, get me drunk. Park me somewhere. Yeah, exactly. Hold on.

Maybe not even drunk. One glass of wine.

So what are you doing right now guys?

Just making my body look great and perfect.

Touching up a few little, you know, imperfections.

I'm actually feeling so energized and it's overpowering me as a matter of fact.

Soon there's going to be what we 12 year olds used to call a naked lady coming up the stairs.

Well, my patience is for naught. Oh, look! Look what's coming to me!

Wow, the sun got you in such a way that it looked like the Holy Spirit was in your bum.

That the sun actually shines out of her ass. It's true.