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Well, young lady, you were a wonderful patient.

You take care, and I'll see you next week, okay?

Congratulations on your retirement, Pete.

Counting the days, Joe.

Thanks. See you later.

All right, this is the Goodwill box

and I've got this for the new house.

Oh, yes- - No, not those.

These? Why?

Honey, I've never even seen you wear these.

And you know the rule,

if we haven't worn it in a year, I'm leaving it behind.

What if I get cold feet?

If you get cold feet, I'm gonna kill you!

How dare you!

All right. You pack your own things.

I'm gonna go finish mine.

Surprise!

Hey, Charlie!

Hey!

All right, all right!

Wooh!

Here's to new beginnings and a chance!

What he means is when you come visit us at the beach,

we're gonna continue to party!

Hello?

Ugh.

Would you call Dr. Crane and see if he can cover, please?

Yeah, call me back.

Namaste.

And amen.

Oh, honey.

Thank you. I love this.

Hey.

Let's make a baby on New Year's.

I'll give it my best shot.

Just don't get me too drunk at midnight.

All right!

Oh, I wish we were there now.

Me too.

I'd much rather be with you on the beach

than freezing my butt off in Chicago.

That's why they call it the holidays.

Go have fun.

You're kidding me.

Oh, that's great.

Now, just go for it. - Can I seat you?

- I see her. - Okay. Sure.

Yeah.

What? Hey said what?

Oh, my meeting's here. I have to go.

Okay. There you are.

Thanks for coming.

You said it was important.

Yeah, it is. It is.

How are you?

Fine. Fine.

How are the girls?

They're fine.

Everybody's fine.

I hope you plan on seeing that for yourself.

Would you like something from the bar, sir?

- Would you? - Nothing for me.

I have a Scotch and water. Are you sure you don't want?

No, I'm good.

Okay. Thank you.

Good, good. Wow.

You look good.

You mean I've lost a little weight?

You know that charm of yours

really hasn't worked since college.

Oh.

I'm getting married.

Congratulations.

Mm.

So who's the lucky girl, the stewardess from Miami?

Oh, here we go.

Now that girl was one time, one night, 10 years ago.

Oh, so she's not a stewardess?

They're called flight attendants now.

Don't you think you should get a divorce first?

Well, that's why I'm ready to sign off if you are.

This is serious.

Is she pregnant?

She's working on it.

Okay.

Yeah, no problem.

I'll sign.

But you have to tell the girls.

Finalising our divorce is one thing,

but starting a new family is...

Okay, all right.

Thank you.

We want the girls there at the wedding in The Bahamas.

We got this big house.

A lot of rooms for everyone.

A family reunion.

You're gonna be a grandfather.

What?

Yeah, a grandfather.

Running around The Bahamas with a half naked stewardess.

Perfect.

Why didn't anyone tell me this?

Holly tried.

She called and called.

Is excluding me from my own daughter's wedding

part of that plan?

Well, I sent you invitations to graduations,

that didn't seem to matter.

I just think it's really rotten of you-

It wasn't me.

You know, I'm sorry to tell you this,

but your daughter didn't want you there.

Are you all right?

Peter?

Are you all right?

Okay, Peter, listen me, now-

You have to tell the girls.

Are you having a sharp pain?

Are you having a pain? Peter, please.

Your daughter didn't want you there.

Are you having a pain in your chest?

- Uh-huh. - Somebody call 911!

You're gonna be a grandfather, Pete.

I'm here. Try to breathe.

He's having an MI, we're gonna need to pace him.

Come on.

Let's go, let's go.

Check that IV.

Hey there.

Hey, yourself.

Am I in heaven?

Jefferson Memorial in Chicago.

You almost made it there.

I haven't...

Well, according to the initial blood work,

you may have a bacterial infection.

Or it could be strep or anxiety, heart disease.

- Mm. - We may have to move you

to ICU to figure this out.

ICU? I don't need intensive care.

I feel fine.

That's nice, Pete.

But according to your professional caregivers,

you almost died.

Well, that's not gonna work.

I got a plane to catch.

36,000 feet is no place to have a heart attack.

When are you gonna deal with the facts here?

And what are the facts, doctor?

Well, let's see.

Your insulin levels and your cholesterol are sky high,

you have high blood pressure.

And off the record, you look like crap.

Hmm. And that means what?

Let's see.

No cigarettes, no alcohol, no caffeine, no butter.

Oh. Yeah, that's gonna happen.

You're an adult with grown children.

Hey!

Lisa, you look beautiful.

You're awake.

I understand you guys are having a baby.

Congratulations!

Sorry.

Oh, thanks Pete.

Yeah, Mom says you're gonna be okay.

Yeah. I'm sorry I scared you.

Oh, I wasn't scared.

Ready to go to lunch?

Yeah!

Well, thanks for the flower.

Oh, these are for Mom for her promotion.

Thank you!

Promotion?

Yeah.

You didn't tell me.

But I suppose you could share them.

I'm just gonna go find another vase to put these in

and I'll meet you in the car, Mom.

I'll be right there.

Andy? - Yeah.

Would you do me a favour and go over this paperwork

with your father-in-law?

Oh, and Pete, Dr. Crane's going to be in very shortly.

Be nice to him. - Wait a minute.

I thought you were my doctor.

Oh, I don't have the patience.

Just tell Lisa I'll meet her at your house.

Okay!

Oh, boy. What is that?

Looks like your insurance papers and bill.

I'll sign anything.

If you can help me get some nicotine

and caffeine into this thing here.

So what's the damage?

Well, private room.

ICU 10,000 a day.

Well, this is gonna add up.

That's a lot.

Oh, you learned that in business school, huh?

Yes, I did.

Well, thank God for insurance.

If you have any unhealthy habits

or preexisting conditions,

insurance will only cover a fraction of the cost,

which would leave you on the hook for most of the rest.

Pete, come on.

Pete, where are you going?

Anywhere but here.

This is not a good idea.

I mean, you can't leave.

I gotta get outta here.

This place is gonna kill me.

This isn't safe. Come on.

Come on. Be a good son-in-law.

Cover for me.

I will not do this.

Where's my car?

Sarah had me pick it up from the restaurant.

Yeah, gimme the keys.

Hello?

Hey, Kelly!

Pete! Pete!

Pete, come on, you're supposed to be under

medical supervision, Pete. - How's the beach?

You can't just leave!

- Would you stop bugging me? - Do you wanna die, Pete?

Stop bugging! Get in the car!

No, no, not you, honey.

It's Andy, it's Lisa's husband.

- Just stop the car. - We're shopping.

Everything's fine.

You need this? Wait, wait, come on!

I can't wait to get out here.

This neighbourhood never changes, does it?

A good thing for most people.

Whoa, Pete, stop.

Back up, cowboy.

What colour is that? Grey or dove?

You'll have to ask the owner.

Thanks for the ride, Pete.

I don't even recognise it. What did she do to it?

It's practically new.

Remodelled from the inside out.

Where did Sarah find the time to do that?

- Dad's been helping her. - Oh!

Yeah, it's been a good distraction for him.

How is Jack, by the way?

Oh, he's been working too hard since Mom passed.

Sorry, I missed the service.

Yeah, we missed you.

At the wedding too.

You know, I didn't have much to say about that.

No, I understand.

Lisa has her reasons.

Okay, well listen, thanks for helping me escape.

I'll see you later.

Yeah. Okay.

Hey, Pete.

You gonna be okay?

Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

I'm gonna see both of you while I'm in town.

That'd be great.

What the?

What are you doing here?

Um...

Oh, hey, Pete.

Aren't you supposed to be in the hospital?

Hey, Jack.

They're looking for you.

Come in. Come in.

Hello? Yes, doctor. - Good to see you!

What are you doing here?

Yeah, he's here.

Understand you had a little bump in the road of life.

Oh no, jury's still out on all that stuff.

You got a little bump going there yourself, buddy?

Yeah, I hear you did some work on the house.

I'll call you back in 15 minutes.

What are you doing?

You gotta come with me.

I have to check your vitals and check that IV.

Come on.

You still live across the street?

Yeah. Yeah, right across the street.

Ooh, that looks really bad, Pete.

I'd be glad to take you back to the hospital.

That's not gonna happen.

Would you just give us a moment alone, please?

Sure.

Look, I can't go back there.

It's just too claustrophobic.

Anyway, it's crawling with sick people.

I've never felt better!

Yeah, well that's the prednisone talking.

What's that?

It's a steroid.

When patients are on it, they feel like Superman.

But when it wears off, you're gonna know it.

Rio's on it.

What? What's wrong with the dog?

Oh, he is got an intestinal disorder.

What, so Rio's got gas?

I got it. And you put him on steroids?

Hey, I'm the doctor here, okay?

Yeah, I'm just telling you, you're treating me like a dog.

Let me just talk to the girls and I'll be outta your hair.

Holly's on a date and Lisa's getting groceries.

All right, well, I'll just drop by tomorrow.

It's fine.

It's not fine.

There's a reason why you weren't released from the hospital.

It wasn't my idea.

He drove.

Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.

You can stay here and recover in my care.

Mom, don't you think you have enough to worry about?

Look, why doesn't he just come over to my place and stay?

I think it would be easier if I stayed here.

It's Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.

He's invited. It's up to him.

But you need to commit to no drinking, no smoking,

and no driving.

You have to go back to the hospital

and complete those tests or the deal's off.

Yes, doctor.

Andy, I'm gonna need this back soon.

I'll just grab your bag and show you upstairs.

Okay.

I got this.

Sarah, are you sure you wanna do this?

All I know is it's Thanksgiving and Pete's invited.

Yeah, we're gonna be one big happy family.

I think I'm gonna check out till tomorrow, all right?

If it gets too crowded over here,

send Pete over to my place, all right?

You're not a heart specialist.

Honey, your dad was gonna be released from the hospital

in a couple of days anyway. - Why do you even bother?

Because this is your dad's house too.

What are you talking about? This is your house.

Well, after the divorce.

That's what I mean.

Well, it's not exactly final.

What?

Honey, all we have to do is sign the papers.

What are you waiting for?

Lisa, your dad is still part of this family.

We have to learn to accept-

Oh, please. There is no room for him here now.

Honey, he needs to be here to see you and your sister-

Well, we don't need to see him.

Doesn't he have one of his usual exotic getaways

he can go to for the holidays?

I'm sure he does.

And he'll go there as soon as he is better.

That'll be the day.

Mom.

Every day he's here

takes away from the kind of environment

we planned for the birth of my baby.

You and Jack did a nice job on the remodel.

Oh, you think so?

Uh-huh. But thank you for saving my chair.

Yeah, well, you know what?

We don't really use it that much anymore,

so if you want it, you can take it.

Oh, I put some clothes and stuff you left here in

a box upstairs, so take whatever you want.

The rest of us going to the Salvation Army.

Sarah, would you sit down with me

so that we could talk to the girls together?

You're just so much better at talking to them than me.

Oh, yeah.

You're probably having trouble trying to figure out

how you're gonna tell your daughters

that you're going to get married

and have babies with someone about their age.

So can you help me out?

I can't make any promises.

Why not?

Because.

I have enough on my plate.

Just take your medicine.

Must be nice now that you don't have to worry

about me keeping you awake anymore.

Must be nice for you

not to have to worry about me worrying.

No, I used to love it when you're worried about me.

I used to hate it when you snored.

Well, you know, if you hear me tonight,

I've got a new cure.

Smack me and roll me over.

Tempting.

- Hey, Sarah. - Hey!

Thanks for walking Rio.

We had a good one.

It's hard to believe you're not working today.

Lisa and I are doing the Turkey try.

Oh, that's right.

I couldn't wait until Christmas.

Let's go have some breakfast, huh, Rio?

Dad?

Holly!

Great to see you.

Get outta my chair. Give your old man a hug.

You okay?

Yeah, mostly it's just my body's doing what's natural.

Oh my God, you're pregnant.

No, you are very pregnant.

Yeah, that's what they tell me.

And pumping blood for two.

Oh, geez.

Sit down. Sit down.

Another baby.

Yeah. Seems to make everybody happy.

Except my boyfriend.

Well, how long you known this guy?

Oh, Greg? About a year.

When are you getting married?

No way am I getting married, dad.

Well, you're not gonna be a single mom.

Not gonna be a single mom either.

You know, this is very serious.

Why didn't you share this with me?

Well, face it, dad, you kind of checked out.

I mean, besides, it's really up to Lisa.

Lisa? What does Lisa have to do with this?

This baby is Lisa and Andrews.

I'm doing this for them.

I'm a surrogate.

A vessel of birth.

A virgin sister.

Oh.

Lisa can't have a baby.

She and Andy tried for years.

This is complicated.

No, not for me.

Like I was born to breed or something.

First try with a Turkey baster.

Hi, honey. It's me.

I'm just checking in.

Everything's on schedule with the house.

All is so perfect here. We just need you.

Call me when you can, okay?

I love you. Bye.

Sounds heavy.

Yes, and he is absolutely beautiful.

Good job. These are done here.

Excellent, sweetie, would you slice

a little more squash for me? - Sure.

And I'm gonna, what do I need, oh, my apples!

Somebody get the door!

- Hey! - Hey, Andrew.

- Welcome, Greg! Come on in. - Thanks, man.

Mm, smells good.

Well, the girls are cooking up a storm.

I'm ready.

You look good.

- Oh. - That's your boyfriend?

Yeah.

They opened a new tanning salon in Oprah.

- Nice. - Hey, you made it.

- Hi, honey. - Hi, I'm the dad.

Why'd you call me honey?

I'm just kidding you.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Nice to finally meet you.

Uh-huh.

Hey, why don't you guys go help Andy set the table.

Oh yeah, totally.

Sure.

Let the feasting begin, everybody.

Come on!

Yummy, yummy. Bring it on.

Oh, load me up, Dad.

- You are gonna love it. - You know what I like.

You're the bomb!

All right.

Looks great, Sarah.

What can I do to help?

You can help by staying outta the way, Pete.

What ever happened to dad?

Exactly.

There's a stool over here.

Oh, I'm sorry. Pete, you're over here.

And oh, you know what?

There's a chair up by my desk if you wanna do that.

I'm fine.

Jack?

Let's pray.

Bless this food which we are about to receive.

Amen.

All right. Thanks, dad.

You know what? This is Thanksgiving.

Would anyone else like to say a prayer?

I would, please?

Dear, God.

Well, sometimes it's hard to keep things together,

but there are so many things to be grateful for.

And the more that we get together...

Together.

♪ Together ♪

♪ The more we get together ♪

♪ The happier we'll be ♪

♪ 'Cause your friends are my friends ♪

♪ And my friends are your friends ♪

♪ The more we get together ♪

♪ The happier we'll be ♪

- Amen. - Amen.

Wow. We haven't sung that for a while.

Yeah, not since we went to summer camp.

Decades ago.

Well.

♪ It's Turkey time again ♪

♪ Fill up your gut with grease again ♪

No, I can't.

Oh, it's just sparkling apple cider.

Huh! No thanks.

Okay.

Is anyone still singing in the choir?

Not me.

I don't have time.

Oh, that's too bad.

You still playing the piano?

I haven't played in years.

I don't even think I know where my keyboard is, do you?

I had no idea you played the piano.

I do.

Lisa, could you pass me the tofu Turkey, please?

Yes, of course!

- Oh. - Thank you.

Special order for you.

Oh, I'm sure it's gonna be great.

Got a job, Greg?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I-

Thank you.

As a matter of fact, I do.

I'm designing a sustainable organic farming commune

in Costa Rica. - Yeah, and if it works out,

it's gonna be used as the model for countries worldwide.

Sustainable farming.

Any money in that?

Not really.

You smoke a lot of pot, Greg?

Uh...

What?

Sometimes?

Pete.

Just wanna see what side he dresses on.

Dad?

Dresden.

Okay, boys. Save it for the locker room.

Sorry.

See, in that case, Andrew,

I want you to be very kind to these ladies over here

because they're carrying your baby.

Well, I'm gonna make 'em just as happy as I can.

Believe it or not,

Pete was a big help to me when I was having Lisa.

- Really? - She was all pink and gooey.

Oh, please. That's gross.

However, he was out of town for Holly.

I'll always regret missing that.

That's okay.

I don't really remember it anyway.

Well, I'll be there this time for both of you.

That's my boy.

Because it happens so fast.

That is true.

You don't think it will, but it goes so fast.

Yeah, that's what my mom always said.

Hey, I got an idea.

Let's play those old movies from the holidays

with Gramme and Pop tonight.

You know, like we used to.

We do it all the time.

That's a really good idea.

What's the point?

'Cause it would be fun.

Gramme and Pop are gone.

So are the memories.

Honey.

I just mean why dig it all up with an old movie?

That was a splendid feast.

The whole meal was incredible, Sarah.

And this?

This is the best tofu I've ever had.

Thank you.

- It's great. - Thank you.

Tell you what, you ladies, all of you, sit and relax

and the men will go clean up.

- Thank you! - Great idea.

- Sounds good. - Sounds good to me.

Come on. That means you too, Greg.

Ooh!

Well, the football game's about to start.

Oh, I gave away the TV.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

No.

Now we have QT.

What's QT?

Quality time.

Oh, you mean we we play football instead of watch it.

Sure. - No, we hang out

and spend time together.

Perfect.

QT.

Let's do it.

Well, that went well, I thought.

What are you doing?

If I told you this was my last cigarette,

could I have a cup of coffee?

No, you can't.

Not until you're better.

So you and Jack, you got a little secret, huh?

I don't have any secrets.

Ah.

Put it out, please?

Yes, doctor.

Not telling me that my daughter is eight months pregnant

with my other daughter's-

Shh! Come on.

Okay, that wasn't my idea.

Well, maybe my being here wasn't such a good idea.

How convenient. Always looking for the exit.

That's what I do, right?

Look for an exit?

Yeah, Pete, that's what you do.

And you've always been the queen of quality time, right?

Okay. Now it's about me.

No, this is about you.

And you avoid any little thing

that makes you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable.

Where are you going?

To get more comfortable.

And without coffee and a TV, if that's possible.

You want a cigarette?

I know, I know, I know. It's a nasty habit.

I know. Stick to farting.

So Sarah's with me now.

What does that mean, Jack?

You'll find out.

Are you this friendly with all of your neighbours?

You have no right.

Ah, I've got every right.

You're my friend, she's still my wife.

No, you forfeited that right when you bailed out.

All right with your rights.

I'm just saying that you look awfully comfy

with your feet underneath my dining room table,

walking my dog, and putting your hands in my garbage can.

You know, when you left, I was there for your family.

They were there for me when my wife died.

Yeah, I'm sure it was well appreciated, my friend.

It was appreciated by one and all.

I'm going home.

Oh, another thing.

If you went home, wherever that is,

I think you'd be doing all of us a very big favour.

Including your dog.

So you repaint the bathrooms

and you think you know more about

what my family needs than I do.

Don't light that thing.

What are you talking about?

Why am I doing this?

To check for coronary artery disease,

which can lead to a heart attack.

What's this one for?

Hypertension. That can lead to impotence.

Oh my God.

What's this one for?

Heart palpitations.

That can lead to age related muscular degeneration.

Whoa!

Hey!

Nice shot.

What's this?

I'm exercising.

What am I doing?

Being.

Being what?

Still.

How long is this going?

Until-

Until what?

Until you're still.

Namaste.

Yeah. You can stay.

I'm leaving.

Oh, man.

♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

Got your prenatals, Hol.

Oh, thanks.

It's just one.

Oh, okay.

You know, when I was in the Air Force,

I used to fly F-14s on training missions

off the coast of Tahiti.

It was really beautiful there.

And when your mother and I got married,

we went back there for our honeymoon to Bora Bora.

I remember this one morning, we got up,

we ran down to the beach

and stripped off all of our clothes.

Dad.

No, no, no. Just listen.

We got down to the water's edge

and we were about to jump in

and we looked up and we saw this sign

that said, "No swimming allowed."

Okay.

'Cause you see, I realised that the French

had been testing nuclear weapons in that area

and it probably contaminated the waters.

Hmm.

The French?

So, what'd you do?

We went swimming.

Why'd you do that?

I saw the sign saying, "No! Swimming allowed!"

Get it?

I think so.

Hmm.

It takes courage

to break the rules the way you guys did.

Oh, I thought you were talking about bad sushi.

Hello?

Hi, Kel.

Ugh, it's cold here.

What's it like there? Oh, don't tell me that.

Well, we may need to postpone things

till the girls can come.

I just need another day or two to straighten a few things.

There's so much happening.

Could we slow things down a little bit?

Sorry, honey. I really miss you.

I miss you so much.

Excuse me. Would you mind taking our picture?

Sure.

Listen, I'm gonna have to call you back.

All right.

Okay. Say, "Santa Claus!"

Santa!

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Perfect. Give him a hug.

Aw!

Okay, just email me.

Right. And I'll be on my pager.

Want a nut? No?

It's gonna be a warm and cosy house this holiday.

Thank you, Jack.

Oh! Oh, what do I have here?

Oh, mistletoe!

Where do you suppose we outta hang this?

You goofball.

How about right here, huh?

Wait, you better let me handle the heavy stuff.

Oh no, I can-

No, I got it.

I got.

Hey, Paul Bunion.

Come back in the house. Doctor's orders.

Can you leave me alone?

You're gonna freeze.

I'm not go-

Just get in the house.

Hey, Pete?

Greg's upstairs, he's saying goodbye to Holly.

He's going to South America.

Wish I could go.

Well, taking off is easy, Andy.

But a captain brings it home.

Right. Bora Bora.

So when you coming back?

I don't know.

Why not?

Oh, you know, that's why I love my job,

you just never know.

You gotta be careful.

Travelling can be very seductive.

What?

Complicated.

Okay.

Okay.

See ya, Pete.

Ugh. This is so great.

I'm gonna have babies more often.

Hey, I got a good idea.

Why don't we go cut down our own Christmas tree

at that farm over by the Stevensons?

Well, we haven't had a live tree in years.

And actually the tree farm is now a shopping centre, so.

Yeah, we don't kill trees anymore, dad.

We want plastic.

So you won't miss much.

Oh, you guys still go to church?

Who needs church?

Unwed mother, prodigal son,

we've got the whole New Testament right here.

We used to love going to the holiday services.

Mm, I loved the kids all dressed up

like the shepherds and the wise men.

Oh, yeah, do you remember the live nativity scene

with all the animals?

Do you guys remember that year

that we were all supposed to bring our pets?

- Oh, yeah! - And Rio played the sheep.

Oh, yeah!

And he farted his way all the way to the main manger.

I forgot about that.

So there must be something that you guys do

as a family to celebrate the holidays.

Not very much, really?

Yeah, I mean, you know, first you find out

there's no Santa Claus and then-

You find out there's no dad.

You get used to it.

Oh, you know what we do?

We do Secret Santa.

Oh, yeah.

What's Secret Santa?

It's so you only have to buy for one person.

You put all the names in the hat and pick one

and then you have your person and you just shop for them.

You only get one gift.

Well, yeah. I mean, who needs all those presents anyway?

Yeah.

Ho ho ho!

♪ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♪

You're driving?

Mall walking.

There's yours, yours.

Okay, how many wipes does it take

to clean a baby's bottom?

You never know. You must always plan for mucho poopo.

What's that?

On sale.

I'm sure it was.

What's that for?

A 6-year-old boy maybe.

This? No, it's for me.

Hang on to the receipts.

Hey! Hey!

Ah.

Pete! What are you doing?

Pete!

Are those the slippers I gave you,

like, 20 years ago for Christmas?

There's an old saying that says that feet stop growing.

But kids never do.

That's actually kind of sweet.

If you break her heart again, I'll strangle you.

Got it?

Got it.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

What's going on?

Just talking.

Good.

Ah-ah-ah!

No.

What are you making?

A smoothie.

Can I help you?

Sure, that'd be great.

Oh.

Sorry. Just put some stuff in there.

Okay.

This is Dr. Murphy.

Yes, uh-huh.

Did the MRI come in?

Yeah.

Good. Okay, yes.

That.

Call Dr. Goldberg.

I can't make the meeting on Wednesday.

We'll have to reset it for...

Reset it for Wednesday next week.

Right. Yes, yes, I will.

I will. Okay, thanks.

You having a tense day?

The usual.

There we go.

- Okay. - Okay.

How's that? - Nice.

Wow.

I must be the worst masseuse in the world.

You're actually getting more tense.

You're gonna like this.

Here's to your health

Here's to a less tense day.

- Mm! - Mm!

Sorry.

Thanks.

Sure.

Hello?

I'll clean up.

Hey, Jack. I can handle it.

Take a load off.

What's going on?

Hey!

Hey.

Oh no, no, no. You're stringing that.

Hey, who brought in all the decorations.

Hi, Sarah.

Why don't you...

What are you guys doing?

- Wow. - Stringing popcorn?

Stringing popcorn.

Can't remember the last time I did this.

Okay, you got your?

Right, Dad?

That was your favourite thing to do, Andy.

Ah-ha! Stocking's here!

Holly, look. Remember your baby blanket.

Remember? - Hey!

Mom and Lisa!

And this must be Holly.

I remember making this.

Do you still have your stocking, Dad?

Well, if I do, it's on the way to The Bahamas now.

Why is that?

Because I'm moving there.

Perfect!

I was hoping that all of you could come down this winter.

You know, check out the new digs, try on some QTCS.

And what is CS?

Caribbean style, man? Huh?

Right.

Like, weather's fine all the time.

Yeah, we could all just hang out on the beach

like a family, huh?

With the new wife?

Jack!

What?

Didn't you know your dad was getting married.

What, Mom, you knew this the whole time.

First, you're not divorced and now this?

Wait, you two are still married?

Technically.

But your dad came here

so that he could share his news with you himself.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Kelly, my fiance, we're planning a wedding

and we wanted you to be there.

Thanks for the invite, Pete.

But you have no idea what it takes to travel with an infant.

Excuse me.

We took a lot of trips

when you and your sister were younger, right?

I did hear that it's easier to travel

when they're infants.

Andy, could you just please stay outta this one?

Okay.

Dad?

Could I just say something?

I think this could be a really good thing.

I think it would be good for the family.

I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go.

I'll go.

Haven't you done enough?

I've made mistakes

and I'm sure that I have let you down many times.

But I've done some good things.

Like what?

Like staying home with you, changing your diapers

when your mother was in medical school, for one.

Honey, I'm sorry.

I owe you an apology.

I owe both you girls an apology.

I handled this so wrong.

I guess I just didn't know how to handle it.

But for your sake, for your family's sake, you just...

You just gotta let him go.

Pete?

Pete? Pete?

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

You scared me.

I'm sorry.

I just couldn't sleep.

Look, I gotta go.

This isn't working.

You have your test in the morning.

I know.

You need to rest.

I know.

But the girls, they're just too upset

and it'd just be so much easier on everyone.

I think something good is happening.

Just...

Just stay.

It's up to you.

I'd like the results as soon as they're ready.

Hold still, Mr. Murphy.

Don't move, we're trying to get

those pictures of your heart.

According to my wife, I don't even have one.

Good luck.

So what keeps you going, Jack?

Still have the family business.

Andy's about ready to take it over,

but I go in, keep busy, huh?

Why bother?

Gives me something to do.

Well, why don't you slow down a little bit?

You don't need the money, do you?

You know what? I'm gonna show you something.

Come on.

So I need a new file system in the...

Hey.

Pete, this is...

- Cherry. - Cherry. Yeah.

Our new secretary.

Cherry, this is a long time friend, Pete.

Oh, actually, she's our Executive Assistant now, Dad.

Is that why we have to pay her more money?

Congratulations.

Check out the new G4.

Shipping to China. Brand new.

We're opening up roots to the East Coast.

Our vision is that the aeroplane

is gonna be the next computer.

Well, very impressive, Jack

Bahama's gonna be one of the destinations.

You could be running a few of those.

Here's something I'm very proud of.

NATA give this to my father and me in the same year.

First time and only time a father/son of ever won that.

Now Andrew's in line for it,

but I'll tell you what,

we got a couple of demo leftovers here for us.

No, I'm only supposed to be drinking

herbal tea and juices.

God, I hate that health food crap, right?

Come on, let's have a real drink.

Let's toast our new lives.

Yeah, right.

To sunny days with a beautiful woman,

how about that for that?

Cheers to that.

Oh, boy.

A cigarette?

No way.

We've known each other a long time, haven't we, Jack?

Sure have, buddy.

We've had our moments too, haven't we?

This isn't one of them.

No.

I guess not.

No.

Pete, this isn't about work and women.

My honest, honest wish to you is that

you and your family find a lot of peace with each other.

Hey, Rio.

You gonna help me decorate?

Huh?

Take a look.

Let's brighten this place up a little bit.

Where should I put the tree?

Oh no.

I don't know what to say.

The accounting doesn't lie, Pete.

Well, I have made a few bad investments, but...

There you go, it only takes one.

But don't worry. 90% of people your age

can't even afford to retire.

Why not?

High cost of living. Global warming.

What about Sarah and the girls?

Are they okay?

Yeah. Yeah, they are.

They got a solid estate plan

and Sarah's been stocking away

all that alimony you've been sending her.

Really?

Hi!

- Hey! - Hey.

Mom?

What?

It looks like Pete put all the ornaments on the tree.

It looks great, doesn't it?

You know what? They're probably not all up there yet.

What's the problem?

You know what we could do?

We could just take 'em all off and start over.

I don't get it.

Why would you start over?

You're not gonna do this again, mother.

What?

Make everything nice.

Do you know what you did?

No.

No, no. That's right, you don't.

And since you haven't been here

for a single holiday in recent memory, let me tell you.

Okay?

This one is from grandma and grandpa.

Her parents.

- I know that. - Well, don't you think

Mom would've rather hung it on the tree herself?

- Okay, honey, please. - No, mom!

And this one is from Holly's graduation.

You see, when we have time to put up the tree,

we take turns putting the ornaments on the tree together!

Lisa, it's okay.

No, Holly!

Sorry.

Where is it?

Where's the heart?

Where is the heart ornament, Pete?

The one from my wedding.

Broken.

What?

You broke it?

You broke my heart?

I was hanging it on the tree and it just-

But you're the last person

I'd want to hang up my wedding ornaments!

I mean, you don't even know what my wedding meant to me

or what any marriage means.

It was an accident, Lisa, I'm sorry.

I I was just trying to help you.

That's all.

"Help me."

You were trying to help me?

You don't even know what we've been through

to have this baby.

All the tests, all the shots, my miscarriages.

I wish I could have been there for you.

But we were going through it for two years!

And you didn't call once!

Why don't you just go?

Because you know what, we don't need you.

Mom doesn't need you.

All you've ever done is make things worse.

Well, that wasn't my intention, honey.

Ow. Ow.

Shoot.

Holly?

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

I would stay if I could, but...

Look, I know that your mother and I splitting

was the hardest on you because you were the youngest.

You guys were just too young.

I guess some people just shouldn't get married, right?

I can't believe you two still are.

Well, married or not, you'll always be my little girl.

Hmm?

I like this guy Greg.

Too bad.

Why?

Well, he really couldn't wait to get away

from our screwed up family.

God, what is it about the women in this family?

They just drive the men away.

Just because he had to go away

doesn't mean he's not coming back.

If you need me, just call me, okay?

Okay.

Take care of this little thing here.

At the tone,

please record your voice message.

Yeah, Kel, it's me.

Look, things have been a little crazy around here

and I need you to call me back, right?

I miss you.

Oh, hey, Jack.

It's Pete.

Well, look, I'm checking into the local Marriott

and I just wanted to be closer to the girls.

Can I crash at your place?

Gimme a call back.

310-9241 James Bond.

You can figure it out.

You're with Mom now, Dad.

I need to be alone.

Heavenly Father, please bless this good man.

Why?

- Hi. - Hi.

Is Andy here?

He is, but it's not a good time.

Wait.

Come on in, Pete.

What's going on here, Andy?

You'd know.

Are you going somewhere?

I dunno.

Maybe I'll...

Maybe I'll move to a warmer climate like you, Pete.

Uh-huh.

You know, I don't think this is the best time

for you to be making those kind of life decisions, Andy.

I can't do this anymore.

You know, your father,

he spent his whole life building this business up.

His father handed it to him and he's handing it to you.

You have a responsibility, Andy, to your family.

Do the right thing.

You know what it is.

And what about you?

You gonna do what's right for your family?

You gonna be around, Pete?

You gonna be around to be a grandfather?

Hi!

What are you doing here?

Well, I just wanted to come by and give you the good news.

Your blood tests are fine

and the other tests were in the normal range,

so it's kind of a miracle, really?

So I'm good?

Yep, you're officially released from my care.

It's good to see that some doctors still make house calls.

You wanna come in from?

I'll keep the door open.

Come on!

Yeah, it's kind of weird, isn't it?

I love this.

Yeah, sorta reminds you

of our first Christmas together, hmm?

Simple.

I really should go.

Would you stay for a minute?

Please?

Just so grateful that you let me spend the holidays

with you and the girls.

Well, I did it for the girls too.

I know you did,

but you always put family first.

Those girls, they're beautiful and they're passionate,

and that's all because of you.

Well, I wasn't always there for them.

Or for you either, for that matter.

Peter, those first Christmases with the girls,

they were the happiest in my life.

And I thank you for that.

What happened to us?

Did we just stop talking to each other?

I wanna keep you all in my life.

I need you.

Peter?

What's going on?

Kelly, hi!

What are you doing here?

I wasn't expecting you.

- Hello? - How'd you get here?

What? What?

When?

Okay, okay. How far apart? - The baby?

- The baby's coming. - Now?

- Baby? - We're on our way.

Okay, I think your dad's coming too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

- Peter. - Okay, honey. Okay.

I'm Sarah.

I'm going.

Oh, sweetie.

Come on. Come on, come on.

I'll explain it in the car!

Kelly, please! - What is this?

We're having a baby.

Come on! Please, come!

Come on! I'm sorry we haven't talked more.

I've got so much to tell you.

Okay, sweetie.

You're doing great.

It's gonna be a little while yet,

Mom, I just wanna have the baby now.

I know you do.

We're here. What did we miss?

Honey. Okay!

Hey!

Okay, calm down.

You haven't missed anything.

She's doing awesome.

Good.

It's gonna be just like we planned, girls.

Yes, yes it is.

We're all here together.

Hey, what can I do?

Just get that thing outta my face.

Ice chips, ice chips! Go!

Go! Ice chips, ice chips! - Okay, okay!

Ice chips. Ice chips

Lisa, do the thing!

Oh, the thing! I'm sorry!

Watch. Look at my fingers.

- Got the ice chips! - Good girl.

I made it!

How you doing?

How do you think I'm doing?

She'll be a while.

Breathe, breathe.

I can't. Heaviness in my chest.

- Not you, her. - Oh.

You're fine.

You just ran up the stairs.

Atta girl.

Okay, sweetie.

Atta girl, that's a girl.

You're doing great.

I'll be right back.

Okay, Mom, don't go far.

I'm sorry, I had no idea she was gonna show up.

- It's okay - No, I know,

she was worried, she hadn't heard from me in a while.

I understand.

She's very pretty.

I just think we need to finish.

- What? - Talking.

No.

You're leaving.

With Kelly.

I signed the papers.

Mom! Mom!

I'm right here. I'm right here.

How are we doing?

- Good. - Are we good?

Are we good? That's my girl.

What can I do? What can I do?

Water, water. Bring her some water.

Water! Water!

- Oh, hey. Oh, hey! - Hi!

Oh, you must be Kelly.

Hi. Yes, I'm Kelly.

You must be...

Water!

The father of the baby.

I am. It's hard to believe.

Oh my goodness. Congratulations.

Can I do anything?

Hey, Pete, get the camera.

I think I left it in the kitchen.

Go!

Oh, well, no.

Congratulations for you because, I mean, well-

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Gotta get a camera!

That's the granddad.

- Yeah. - My father-in-law.

Wow, he's gonna be a grandfather.

Yeah.

- Whoa. - Congratulations!

Thank you!

Here, I got the camera.

Yes. Awesome.

It's all here. - Wow.

Oh.

Come on up.

No, no, not yet.

I'll meet them in a bit. You go.

- You sure? - Yeah.

They need you.

Thank you.

All right. Here we go. - Okay, okay. Good, good.

You ready?

All right. Look natural.

No, Dad,

there's nothing natural about childbirth.

Oh, nice!

- Epidural! - I want one!

All right, one more.

How about, "Baby?"

Baby!

Oh, let's get one with Dad.

- Yeah. - Yeah, come on!

Where'd he go?

Dad?

Pete?

How's it going?

Let's go.

- You sure? - Yeah.

You're doing so good!

Get him outta here.

Now I'd like to ask my family to join me.

Okay.

♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

♪ Shepherds wait at the sign ♪

♪ Glory streams from Heaven above ♪

♪ Heavenly, oh, sing hallelujah ♪

♪ Christ the Saviour is born ♪

♪ Christ our Saviour is born ♪

Merry Christmas, everybody.

♪ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ♪

♪ Four humming birds ♪

♪ Three French hens ♪

♪ Two turtle doves ♪

♪ And a little Jack in a pear tree ♪

It's your first holiday, Jack.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

Yeah, come in!

Who is that, Pete?

I don't know.

Hey!

Hey, Greg!

Your ETA was 1400 hours, what happened?

My flight was-

Hi, my flight was delayed.

Sorry.

Thank you for the ticket.

You did this.

Hi.

Oh, I missed you.

I missed you too.

Why don't we take a family picture?

All right! Come on.

- Yeah. - Sure.

It's all about family.

Does that mean you guys might be more than dating now?

We love you!

It's all the moms.

3, 2, 1.

♪ To not have moments we go ♪

♪ I lost my balance and fell into a rabbit whole ♪

♪ Tumbling, I had no clue what direction ♪

♪ Threw my safety net ♪

Oh, mm!

♪ But somehow I just knew ♪

♪ So I stepped off and flew ♪

♪ No, I don't need to understand ♪

Hey.

♪ Exactly where this road will go ♪

Hey. ♪ It's the possibility ♪

♪ That brings you hope ♪

♪ And hope will bring you home again ♪

Oh! It's cold outside.

♪ Breathing in the darkness ♪

♪ I was like ♪

♪ I can't marry a cold man's mind ♪

♪ Digging deeper than I had before ♪

♪ To find me again ♪

♪ To reach my soul ♪

♪ Well, I knew I'd be all right ♪

♪ Inside the dark, I see the light ♪

♪ No, I don't need to understand ♪

♪ Exactly where this road will go ♪

♪ It's the possibility that brings you hope ♪

♪ And hope will bring you home again ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ Hope will bring you home again ♪

♪ O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant ♪

♪ O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem ♪

♪ Come and behold Him ♪

♪ Born the King of angels ♪

♪ Sing, choirs of angels ♪

♪ Sing in exultation ♪

♪ Sing, all ye citizens of Heaven above ♪

♪ Glory to God ♪

♪ All loving Heaven ♪

♪ Yay, Lord, we great thee ♪

♪ Born this happy morning ♪