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- Yo, what's up with the camera, dude?

typing)

- Keep your key firmly pressed in.

Scanning is almost complete.

- For Springville Public Radio.

And you have been listening to Folk Across America,

an exploration of American folk music in all its forms.

This program has been made possible

by generous contributions from the Ethel J Adams-

- Are you okay?

Oh.

What?

Morgan, gosh, I'm so sorry.

But like, seriously, don't even sweat it

because anybody with a brain is like going to hire you,

and I know it's stressful, but you know what?

I'm free tonight.

What is it, 3:30?

I'm free tonight, so I'll just take a shower and come over

and just like, I don't know, watch movies or something.

Okay?

Sound good?

Alright, I'll see you soon.

Love you.

- Johnny.

- You're still afraid.

- Stop it now, I mean it.

- They're coming to get you, Barbara.

- Stop it!

You're ignorant.

- They're coming for you, Barbara.

- Stop it.

You're acting like-

- It has been assessed

that persons who have recently died

have been returning to life

and committing acts of murder.

A widespread investigation of reports

from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals

have concluded that the unburied dead

are coming back to life and seeking human victims.

It's hard for us here to believe

what we're reporting to you.

- What the hell are you doing?

Get away from my house!

- This is Miranda.

It's May 24th, 1995.

Um, I just wanted to say that when I'm rich and famous

and all of this stuff is like way behind me, I want this

to be worth a lot of money.

So just here's looking at you, okay?

Bye.

- Who's looking at the old one? (Miranda laughing)

Ah, hold on.

Ew.

- This is May 24th, 1995.

And I'm gonna sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."

- Okay, stop.

- What the fuck?

- Shhh, shhh.

Why are you here? (sobbing)

Why are you here? (sobbing)

What do you want me to do? (sobbing)

Who are you? (sobbing)

Who are you? (sobbing)

I don't know what to do. (sobbing)

I don't know what to do. (sobbing)

why? (sobbing)

What are you doing? (sobbing)

No.

What is that? (sobbing)

No, please don't. (sobbing)

Please, no. (sobbing)

- What the fuck?

- I'm gonna make you a star.